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Z quest, part 4

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You're a bunch of skeletons who went into space to look for a fellow skeleton that was kidnapped by aliens.

Due to shenanigans, each of you is now stuck on a different planet. And each has a part of the missing skeleton.

What do you do?

Previous threads:

http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>291585583
punch self in face
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>>291585583
Punch selves in the face
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>>291585683
punched
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>>291586004
dont forget zebraball
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>>291585583
Have two of them bump into each other casually because they were actually on the same planet, they just had no idea where they were.
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>>291586004
Cut to a side skeleton
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>>291586035
But they got no arms
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>>291586378
What's Simon up to?
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>>291586378
>Im not trying hard enough

MAN UP
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>quest thread cancer has completely taken over /tg/ and is now spreading to other boards

please stop
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>>291586507
Negro this shit is good.
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>>291586478
"But I'm a skeleton....ball"
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>>291586507
>Hating on /tg/ quest threads
Some of them are pretty fun just to have in the background

>>291586632
>>291586473
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>>291586632
Simon must now fight an alien robot to save the universe
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>>291586632
>>291586473
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Fucking hell, I can't access the archived files, when did Simon fuse himself back together?

>>291586632

Roll into your face.
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>>291586595
>>291586690
It would be even better on a dedicated board

Too bad moot's replacements are too incompetent to realize that
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>>291586690
"Oh I'm summoning muh mech"

>>291586828
Since last thread. Why can't you access them?
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>>291586963
I prefer the /v/ crowd over /tg/.
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>>291586994
Oh yeah? I'll bet my mech's better
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>>291586994
simon gets fucked in the skeleton asshole by alien hulk hogan
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>>291586994

Internet won't load them. It's taking fucking forever to update the thread alone, archives are giving me a weird 404. Issues on my end, probably.

Meanwhile, Simon shows us his mech!
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>>291587127


>>291587190
what a shame
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>>291587270
Simon mech is outtabudgetto
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>>291587270
i said.
alien hulk hogan fucks simon's skeletal butthole
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>>291587270
>>291587056
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>>291587270

"YOU LISTEN HERE BROTHER, WATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THIS SKULLKAMALIEN RUNS WILD ON YOUR ASSHOLE IN THE SPACE DOME?"
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>>291587317
But Outtabudgetto was buried deep in the earth.

Surprise: the mech quest was really in the distant past the whole time. OOOOooooOOOOHHH
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>>291586963
Draw quest have been on /v/ for years. Stop your bitching.
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>>291587317
Behold! Outtabudgetto 2.0!
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>>291587438
IT IS OUTABUDGETTO'S YOUNGER BROTHER, LOWBUDGETTO OUT FOR REVENGE
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>>291587596

Do you think Outtabudgetto could beat the Paladin's C.E.N.A. in a fight?
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>>291587596
alien hulk hogans starts having sex with the mech.

turns out a onahole was installed into the mech
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>>291587596
Simons nemesis arrives, Garfunkel
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>>291587648
"Probably. Because I'm so cool"
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>>291587902
>>291587702
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>>291587902
SIMON BUYS THE DLC TO UPGRADE OUTTABUDGETTO TO THE REAL THING
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>>291587902
Meanwhile in the loli golem spaceship, robot captain has sneaked in
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>>291587902
The other side of the pillow has challenged you to mech combat for honor
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>>291587902
>>291587702
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>>291587902
>>291587941
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>>291587984
"Asshole in the robot! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MECHA COMBAT"
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>>291587963
>>291588208
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>>291588208
AW SHIT NIGGA
IT'S TIME FOR GIANT ROBOT FIGHTS
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>>291588208
It's Garfunkel, Simon's nemesis
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>>291588208
HEAT RAY
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>>291588247
Fuck off. Can we spend atleast 100 posts in the same area for once?
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>>291588309
"GARFUNKEL IS A SHIT NAME"

"FUCK YOU!"
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>>291588578
Activate thrusters
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>>291588578
ROCKET FIST
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>>291588578
There's only one way to settle this... Thumb war
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>>291588738
"OUR MECHS DON'T HAVE THUMBS, STUPID"
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>>291588818
Pinch each others cheeks then
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>>291588818
Suplex him
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>>291588818
This can only be settled by rap battle.
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>>291588818
Flaming Claw Boomerang
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>>291588889
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>>291589170
Now pinch his cheeks
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>>291589170
HE CALLS FOR HELP
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>>291589170
>>291589240
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>>291589170
JUMP IN THE AIR AND PILEDRIVE HIM
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>>291589170
Round-House him
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>>291589170
CALL HIS FANS IN THE CROWD A BUNCH OF NANCY-BOYS
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>>291589286
MY GOD! IT'S GURREN LAGER!
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>>291589502
Check weapons list.
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>>291589502
SIMON CALLS FOR HELP TOO
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>>291589502
CHUG CHUG CHUG!
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>>291589502
SUMMON M.A.D.D-BOT
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>>291589502
amazing
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>>291589624
"Now who should I call..."
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>>291589829
GHOSTBUSTERS
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>>291589829
Call some random cameo
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>>291589829
Ghostbusters
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>>291589829
martin luther king jr. bot.
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>>291589829
THE GHOSTBUSTERS NIGGA
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>>291589829
CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL BOT
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>>291589829

THE REAL HULK HOGAN
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>>291589939
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>>291590190
FUSE MECHS
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>>291590190
Simon gets a BONER
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>>291590190
CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL BOT GIVES US POAK BUN TO POWER UP
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>>291590239
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>>291590461
>>291590250
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>>291590461
GARFUNKEL AND GURREN LAGER FUSE AS WELL
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>>291590461
>>291590502
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>>291590461
due to budget limits we cannot afford to show the following battle.
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>>291590461
USE CHEAP DATE ATTACK, CHUG LAGERBOT AND GET SOOOOOO DRUNK
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>>291590517
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>>291590690
>>291590556
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>>291590690
>>291590250
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>>291590690
USE QUOTE OTHER POSTS SOME MORE ATTACK HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS IN THIS THREAD
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>>291590690
>>291590556
Please have those kiddy drawings instead.
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>>291590719
Truly the only downside of using outtabudgetto.
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>>291590778
It's called a reroll nignog
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>>291590719
So please, enjoy this relaxing image of a tropical island while the fight takes place.
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>>291590956
THAT IS ON FIRE
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>>291590956
WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>291590956
>turns out its a weird alien penis about to get attacked by a spider
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>>291590956
An anonymous donator gives us the budget. CUT BACK TO THE FIGHT!
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>>291590998
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>>291591230
>>291590992
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>>291591230
THE EVIL COUNTERPART OF MONOPOLY MAN FROM VILLAIN ADVENTURES GIVES US THE BUDGET AND UPGRADES THE MECHA TOO
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>>291591289
"Oh man, I wonder what should I do with my almost inifinte amount of cash. Maybe fund a show or something"
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>>291591553
FUND IT
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>>291591553
meanwhile back at best skeleton...
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>>291591553
SPEND IT ON WEED
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>>291591608
"How the fuck do I drive this thing"
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>>291591824
Robot captain has snuck in.
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>>291591824
golem loli requires a sniff
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>>291591824
IT'S LIKE PLAYING A VIDEOGAME
EXCEPT THE CONTROLLER IS MADCATZ
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>>291591824
CRASH INTO THE ROBOT FIGHT THAT WE DON'T HAVE THE FUNDS TO SHOW!
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>>291591824
Read the manual
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>>291591897
"Oh god what the shit"
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>>291592091
>>291591886
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>>291592091
Turns out Zebra knows how to read it
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>>291592091
ask greg
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>>291592091
>>291591891
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>>291592175
"Hey Greg, you know how to read alien-nese?"

"No"
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>>291592321
>>291591873
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>>291592321
>>291592131
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>>291592321
JOJO SCREAMS IN THE PHONE FOR NO APPARENT REASON
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>>291592321
>>291591886
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>>291592321
>>291591891
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>>291592321
push every button
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>>291592409
WHICH ONE IS THE EVERY BUTTON????
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>>291592470
ALL OF THEM
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>>291592409
"Ah, so this one"
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>>291592552
>>291591873
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>>291592552

NIGGA CALL GORREN PALACE BEFORE YOU DO THAT SHIT
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>>291592552
GOLEM LOLI RAPES KNEE-CHAN
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>>291592552
The ship explodes
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>>291592552
>>291591891
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>>291592552
PUSH THE MYSTERY BOX BUTTON
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>>291592552
quantum warp in 15 seconds.
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>>291592552

The button breaks
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>>291592552
Push the doug button
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>>291592552
>spaceship has encountered fatal error and needs to close
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>>291592629
"MY GOD! GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING EACHOTHER WITH EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!"
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>>291592792
>>291592614
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>>291592792
WHOSE WINNING?!
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>>291592792

He points the camera at the robot fight.
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>>291592792
GOLEM LOLI FUCKS LOLISNIFFER
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>>291592792
>>291592639
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>>291592792
>>291592840
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>>291592792
Mean while jojonplays rock paper scissors witj Gabriel the archangel
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>>291592843
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>>291592792
You haven't drank any milk at all on this adventure, you are going to get a calcium deficiency.
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>>291592985
QUEUE HOT LEWD LOLISEX
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>>291592840
BATTLE IS TOO INTENSE
CAMERA TOO SHAKY
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>>291592985
>>291591873
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>>291592985
>>291592821
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>>291592985
EVIL MONOPOLY MAN FUNDS THE MECH SHOW
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>>291592985
Police-bot is keeping an eye on you from the corner
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>>291592985
We also don't have the budget for the sex scene
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>>291592985
SHIP EXPLODES
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>>291592985

One of the skeletons smokes marijuana in belated celebration of 4/20.
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>>291592985
LOLISNIFFER FUCKS HER GOLEM HOLE
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>>291593037
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>>291592953
>>291593204
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>>291593204
>>291593057
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>>291593227
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>>291593413
>>291593057
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>>291593413

Two out of three, archangel
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>>291593439
"Yes. I could do that. Or I can just buy another swimming pool made out of diamonds"
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>>291593609
GREG BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM AGAIN INTO DOING IT
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>>291593609

Build the swimming pool and fill it with diamonds.
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>>291593609
Nah, you should fund the mech thing. lock in.
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>>291593609
DO BOTH THEN
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>>291593609
Alternatively, build a mech out of diamonds with a swimming pool inside.
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>>291593656
Yes. Clearly this is the correct course of action"
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>>291593802
NOW FUND THAT MECH SHOW
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>>291593802
why not a diamond fondue fountain as well?
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>>291593829
"But I wanna enjoy muh poooool"
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>>291593939
Do it. Please ;_;
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>>291593939
You could always hire somebody else to do it for you while you enjoy the diamond pool.
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>>291593939
Knuckles the Echidna shows up to take back his emeroods
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>>291593939
build diamond mech
name it DIAMOND DYNAMO
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>>291593969
"P-please? My god. Should I do it? Should I use my vast amount of money to make some stranger happy? Should I do this random act of kindness to better the world?....Fuck no, I'm evil"
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>>291594014
>>291594189
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>>291594189
Now do evil things in the background.
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>>291594189
Could you say no to this cute puppy? This cute puppy that is also evil?
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>>291594189
JOJO DOES PUPPY EYES TO CONVINCE HIM
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>>291594189
Okay fine think of it like this. If you build a mech around your pool you can have a mobile view of your surroundings. Plus you still get the pool.
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>>291594189
why not a diamond nacho cheese fountain and necromancy lessons instead?
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>>291594237
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>>291594515
>>291594247
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Since jojo won. Gabriel agees to give the mechs a divine battlefield . But in a really pissy and passive aggressive way
>>291594515
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>>291594515
a penis shaped space ship appears
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>>291594515
Get a more expensive chocolate bar.
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>>291594539
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>>291594691
Ticklefight.
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>>291594691
Begin!
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>>291594691
The whole thing was a distraction. We've just stolen enough money for a fight scene. NOW FIGHT!
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>>291594691
OUTTABUDGETTO DRINKS LAGERBOT
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>>291594691
meanwhile, back at astrobug's place.
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>>291594727
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>>291594893
Wow. Not cool. Bad touch.
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>>291594893
>>291594541
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>>291594939
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>>291595093
Robot police comes to arrest your enemy
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>>291595093
WHAT ARE TEXAS AND FUG UP TO
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>>291595093
CHUG THE BEER ON HIS HEAD! THAT'S THE SOURCE OF HIS POWER!
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>>291595139
"FIGHT DA POWAH"
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>>291595313
>>291595139
op is a fag
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>>291595313
A CUTE ASIAN SKELETON COMES OUT OF CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL BOT
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>>291595313
Call them intolerant shitlords. They feel bad and progress the pot
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>>291595313
Fight the powah
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>>291595369
"Yeah, what a fag"
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>>291595548
"IT'S THE ESCAPED PRISONER!"
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>>291595548
>>291595385
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>>291595548
the spanish inquisition shows up
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>>291595548
Fug and Texas still haven't figured out any way off the desert planet
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>>291595369
Call him a fag
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>>291595548
punch each other in the face in a show of brotherhood
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>>291595548
Gabriel also laughs at op being a fag. Jojo is not pleased
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>>291595548
>>291595385
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>>291595648
"YEAAAA-Ah shit!"
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>>291595809
It hits the warden
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>>291595809
>>291595385
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>>291595809
His skull flies off into the sun
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>>291595809
Enough nonsense back to black zebraball being depressed he cant masterbate
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>>291595858
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>>291596032
TEXAS ONE SHOTS HIM
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>>291596032
He mistakes the friendly punch for assault.
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>>291596032
Press x to skip. Deus ex machima out of fucking no where. Plot progression.
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>>291596145
SKIPPED...

"So now we have a robot army after us"
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>>291596368
the spanish inquisition appears
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>>291596368
GO BACK GO BACK
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>>291596368
>>291596405
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>>291596368
UNSKIP
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>>291596368
sex bots army or nazi crypto jew lizard robot army?
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>>291596405
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>>291596670
IT GOES BACK TO WHERE FUG GOT THROW AT THE WARDEN
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>>291596670
Tape fucks. Magnet strip gets tangled.
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>>291596670
Accidentally rewind until when jojo was alive
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>>291596670
>>291592552
*button pushing noises*
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>>291596759
jojo is alive u cuck
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>>291596759
So Last thread?
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>>291596810
>>291596818
She got sent back retards. She has to do 3 more trials remember
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>>291596759
"She already is though"
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>>291596984
holy shit look in the archive
she cant die for 100 threafs after she speedran them again

>>291596995
BACK TO >>291596716
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>>291596995
REWIND TO >>291596094
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>>291596984
https://archive.moe/v/thread/291221220/#291239669

She spedrun it
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>>291596984
Nigga, she speedrunned them
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>>291596754
>>291596995
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>>291596995
the vcr eats the tape. GAME OVER.
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>>291596984
You need to check yourself, anon.
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>>291597039
"Who did that? Better slooooowly turn my head around to see"
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>>291597114
Im sorry. Time to commit sudoku
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>>291597227
REGGAE MODE GO
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>>291597227
his wife calls him.
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>>291597227
>>291597267
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>>291597227
TEXAS USES FUG TO FUCK HIM IN THE GUN HOLE
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>>291597227
the pope makes a guest appearance
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>>291597267
"Ah, it's you, the random civilian."
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>>291597432
Eet was texas, the suave criminal and the loli killer.
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>>291597432
>>291597304
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>>291597432
4/20 BLAZE IT
>>
>>291597432
suddenly alien texas is somehow alive and the warden arrests him.
>>
>>291597432
He points out that guns can't actually kill him since he's a skeleton.
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>>291597432
ayyyyy
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>>291597432
4/20 PUNCH
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>>291597432
I think that skeleton there tossed his head at you. you should arrest him or something.
>>
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>>291597518
"Perhaps you can help me. Did you see any suspicious characters around? Like one who would throw a skull at me?"
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>>291597597
>>291597304
>>
>>291597597
Nah, mon. I just be chillin'
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>>291597597
GIVE HIM THE WIZARD WEED
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>>291597618
"Greetings children. Im the Space Pope"
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>>291597808
It was 'im. He's an illegal alien, mon.
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>>291597808
Point at him, "It was that guy."
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>>291597808
WIZARD WEED FOR EVERYONE
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>>291597808
meanwhile on space china.
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>>291597808
>>291597474
And the loli fucker
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>>291597849
"Sir, You'll have to come with me"

"Calm down my child. This is surely a misunderstanding"

"RESISTING ARREST, USE OF VIOLENCE AUTHORIZED"
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>>291598035
>>291597864
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>>291598035
the inquisition shows up full force to save their pope
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>>291598035
Then the Old Ones awakened from their slumber by the ruckus.
>>
>>291598035
You can't get out of reggae mode.

You need to get hit by something.
>>
>>291598035
That kush is hitting you too strong
>>
>>291598035
space god come to avenge the grave injustice done to his most holy son
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>>291598035
fug reassembles
>>
>>291598035
Buffalo Soldier Texas, aka "Dead like Rhasta" shoots the deputy
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>>291598147
YOU FOOL, YOU'VE BROKEN THE ONE AND ONLY RULE OF REGGAE! YOU DON'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY! DID YOU NEVER LISTEN TO THE SONG!??!?
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>>291598086
"HALT HERETIC!"

"AHA! ACCOMPLICES! GUARDS! DETAIN THEM! VIOLENTLY!"
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>>291598334
>>291598113
>>
>>291598334
we give the pope from our wizard weed and he becomes the ultimate jamaican space weed pope
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>>291598334
>>291598374
Fuck that, convert everyone to Space Rastafarianism
>>
>>291598334
>>291597864
>>
>>291598334
Slink away while they're distracted
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>>291598334
Take a deep breath and then say "Chill out man it's still 4/20 ain't it?"
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>>291598416
Soon the room was filled with sentences ending in "mon"
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>>291598559
FIST WIZARD COMES IN TO DELIVER WIZARD WEED
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>>291598559
Now hop on the popes ship and spread the word of Space Rastafarianism.
>>
>>291598559
the elite squad of the mothers against weed movement shows up and beats everyone up
>>
>>291598559
>>291598637
>>
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>>291598637
"Hey Lolisniffer, did ya check out the Space News?"

"No I haven't. What's happening?"

"Texas is the Space Weed Messiah now"

"Oh"
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>>291598862
we should become messiahses too, what messiahses could we become?
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>>291598862
Simon and Lolisniffer decide to pay Tex a visit at the Space Rastafarian Vatican
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>>291598862
The Rasafarian Vatican smells like ass
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>>291598939
"You can be one for weeaboos, Simon"

"Shut up"

"I'm sorry. Weeaboos with shit taste"
>>
>>291599120
Zebraball reminds them that they're supposed to be saving him
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>>291599120
SIMON KILLS THE ZEBRA BALL
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>>291599120
Go shove Zebra up some gay dudes asshole
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>>291599120
try to become the weeeabooo messiah
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>>291599120
Simon becomes the waifu messiah..
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>>291599208
"How are you gonna accoplish that?"

"I dunno, but I'm sure body pillows are involved somehow"
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>>291599410
>>291599163
>>
>>291599410
>>291599146
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>>291599410
Lolisniffer fuses with Simon's Zebra-Nigger Ball
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>>291599410
Start by making a skeleton body pillow
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>>291599410
>>291599489
Yes do this of his qt chubby asian skeleton waifu
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>>291599445

He will never be saved, anon
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>>291599550
Not with that attitude
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>>291599489
"Great idea!...But who would be our model?"

"Ooh! Me!"

"Shut up Zebra"
>>
>>291599742

Himself, of course. He's the Messiah after all
>>
>>291599742
knee-chan dubs
>>
>>291599742
Oh, hey, Zebra.

Mission accomplished, we got him.
>>
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>>291599779
"So...What do you think?"
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>>291600070
Advance plot.
Lolisniffer fuses his Zebraball with Simon's Zebraball. They combine into a little baby skeleton.
Two Zebraballs remain.
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>>291600070
flip the backside for proper review
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>>291600070
It's so lewd it just might work. Time to mass produce them and see if the pillows will attract followers.
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>>291600070

The sales begin to spiral out of control
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>>291600109
>>
>>291600179
>Spiral out of control

I see what you did there.

And I like it.
>>
>>291600225
>>291600081
>>
>>291600225
Where's the lewd version?
>>
>>291600225
Meanwhile robot captain reports to his superiors.
>>
>>291600225
>>291600138
>>
>>291600225
>No Jolly Roger on the back

DROPPED. THE. BALL.
>>
>>291600294
>Jolly Roger
Simon's not a pirate, if you want a pirate it's lolisniffer.
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>>291600279
"Well, Captain? Report"

"Sir. My team tracked the pirates onto a waterworld but was attacked by a bone-eating-hydra-shark. It died while fighting a skeleton, who then stole my jetpack as the waterworld is set on fire. I managed to escaped by sneaking aboard a spaceship belonging to a little girly golem who calls the skeleton "Onii-chan"."

"ok"
>>
>>291600548
>>291600081
>>
>>291600548
KNEE-CHAN BODY PILLOW IS MADE
>>
>>291600548
Mourn loss of toaster.
>>
>>291600548
Robo captain is granted a free upgrade
>>
>>291600548
How's that jetpack holding up
>>
>>291600548
What's fug doing?
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>>291600609
"weeeeee"

"Come back here and help me sell these pillows"
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>>291600842
>>291600081
>>
>>291600842
Robot captain mourns loss of toaster.
>>
>>291600842
go to the space weebconvention and try selling our pillows
>>
>>291600842
Meanwhile, Ghost Boss revives Dickass Thief then kills him again to reach our crossover quota
>>
>>291600861
Stop.

>>291600842
>>291600923
Second this
>>
>>291600842
Time to start our quest to become the weeaboo messiah! Start on the weeaboo planet
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>>291600923
"Hey you!"

"Who? Me?"

"Yeah! Wanna buy a body pillow?"
>>
>>291600931
>>291601108
>>
>>291601108
>>291600081
>>
>>291601108
it's a huge success, we're out of stock in no time
>>
>>291601108
Wait shit what if he wants a different kind of body pillow
>>
>>291601108

Simon pops in to seal the deal.
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>>291601118
"Aha! Time to steal some s---HRggghhhnn..."
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>>291601379
Werewolf Boss asks why Ghost Boss doesn't just go and kill all the skeletons right now while they're separated
>>
>>291601379
IT WAS A HOLOGRAM
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>>291601379
>>291600081
>>
>>291601379
>>291601148
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>>291601427
"And so 2 are left"

"Yeah. I think Texas and Fug have them"
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>>291601729
Ghost Boss thinks that the plot is advancing too fast for his liking so he does some behind the scenes trickery to prolong things
>>
>>291601729
Hows are quest to become weeb messiah going?
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>>291601729
Lolisniffer drops the Zebraball, which rolls into some crack in the floor and drops down to the disused maintenance shafts
>>
>>291601729

before they realize it someone else has stolen simons pillows and has been selling cheap quality knock-offs as well, his brand repuation is ruined.
>>
>>291601729
place Zebraball to your Eye for those mad socket stat bonuses
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>>291601798
"C'mon man! Buy my pillow! It will change your life!"

"I dunno...."
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>>291602128
If you buy it your waifu will become real
>>
>>291602128
A competitor pillow seller comes by and destroys all the pillows
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>>291602128
>>291600901
>>
>>291602128
>>291602197
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>>291602197
"r-really?"
>>
>>291602128

Ghost Boss hits his midlife crisis and realizes he doesn't have a wife or kids yet and starts dating.
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>>291602381
Absolutely! Tell all your friends about it too!
>>
>>291602381
>>291602205
>>
>>291602381

Only if you get 10 friends to buy the pillow as well!
>>
>>291602381
>>291602441
>>
>>291602381
No. She'll never be real, no matter what you do.
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>>291602495
"Really? My waifu will become real if I do that?!"

"Yes. That and worshipping this guy as your messiah. Your friends and their friends and their friends' friends will have to do it too"

"And if it doesn't work then you're just not believing enough"
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>>291602795
>>291602386
>>
>>291602795
The weeb goes and spreads the word after buying 10 of them
>>
Picture Jojo falls out. Loli golem goes full yandarere
>>291602795
>>
>>291602795
Convention inspector comes by and asks to see Simon's booth license.
>>
>>291602795
Rival merchant appears selling poak bun pillows.
>>
When did Simon get a mustache?
>>
>>291602940
Last thread, when he fused with his other halves
>>
Hey OP what's been your favorite part so far
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>>291602886
"Of course sir. It's right here"

>>291603049
Parts of this adventure or parts as in which adventures so far is my fave
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>>291602873
>>291603140
>>
>>291603140
Ghost Boss decides to watch anime. He doesn't like it.
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>>291603140
>>291602860
>>
>>291603140
>>291602895
>>
>>291603140
Part of this adventure
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>>291603140

The license checks out, meanwhile simons pillows start selling by the hundreds and you start seeing a lot of strange waifu looking characters walking around that you didn't see before...
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>>291602128
It was a rushed edit, I'm sorry.
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>>291603187
"Man, this sucks"

>>291603263
About 3 before it got deleted

>>291603436
anon pls
>>
>>291603604
>>291603279
>>
>>291603604
God outs himself to be a weaboo by being the biggest spender at the con
>>
>>291603669
"God?!"

"No. I'm the....Space..Weeaboo..God."
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>>291603879
God stole muh pic
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>>291603954
SHAODWBOSS VS GHOST BOSS
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>>291603954
Werewolf boss asks Ghost Boss why he doesn't just kill the skeletons now while they're all separated
>>
>>291603954
>>291603279
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