What's his job?

Making you want his games.

>>290719390
Constant body readiness

Shutting down Mexican youtubers

To spout memes

he's mister nintendo, the guy that the neighbor kids' dad works for

that kid knows where to catch mew but wont tell you

Advertising

>>290721073
'Advertising' more like

Being a meme.

>>290719390
Jerking off fanboys

meme

>>290719390
Being Based

Telling you that you don't know what you want, silly Americano.

You didn't want the standard New 3DS, no. You didn't.

Controlling what goes on in Nintendo of America, basically. The marketing/advertising for the most part.

Looking Hawaiian and Mexican at the same time

Running Nintendo of America

Sending out copyright claims

>>290721559
I think you mean "ruining"

He should go back to designing pizzas. He was good at that.

>>290720920
Like frustrated fernando?

>>290721670
Here's your reply

Literally does nothing but meetings with Gamestop etc. Reggie could die tomorrow and nothing would change with NoA. They just take orders from Japan.

>>290719390
Make memes on twitter.

>>290721670

How?

>>290721073
>>290721163
That was his old job. He's now the president of NOA and oversees its operations.

Quite frankly, I see him as something of a mascot like Sony's Kevin Butler.

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>>290721548
He's Haitian, you dip

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>>290721915
That's like saying how is jumping off a cliff dangerous

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>>290721902
>They just take orders from Japan

Top fucking kek, do you have a Nintendo Direct leak for us too, Mr. "My dad works at Nintendo"?

>>290721918
>He's now the president of NOA and oversees its operations.

>"Mr. Fils-Aime, are you in?"
>"That's Mr. Body-Ready, and yes."
>"The standard size New Nintendo 3DS, sir. With faceplates? Should we announce that model for the Americas?"
>"What? No. No one with a body as prepared as mine would want a faceplate."
>"Very good, sir. What about the Nintendo 3DS themes that are currently Japan-only?"
>"Are their bodies ready?"
>"Excuse me, sir?"
>"ARE. THEIR. BODIES. READY?"
>"I ... uh ... no?"
>"Then no. More Mario themes."

>>290719390
Being nintendo's sex symbol

Kick ass and take names.

>>290719390
PR Guy

All he does is advertise Nintendo's products to the public and keep an eye on the American side of the company.

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>>290721918
Really? I feel as though kaz is the end all face of sony.

>>290721902
>Implying having a coordinated global strategy is bad.

One of the major reasons why Sega fell from grace was all the in-fighting between HQ and the American branches.

>>290721670
I think that job goes to Iwata

>>290719390
Being a Cuck Holder

Being a fucking cuck

president of the memes division

Can we please send him this thread

>>290719390
professional meme

Why is Bill the one that does all the talking in the directs instead of reggie?

>>290723547
Serves as a reminder to the waifufags out there

Captain aboard the USS Nintendo, Third Class, Memes Division. Transferred from old job at Bodco. working as the leader of a team of mememanagers that were among the most highly respected in the field. His hobbies include long walks on beaches and catching butterflies and letting them go. On weekends you can find Reggie at the local pub where he regales patrons with amusing stories of his youth on a fishing boat. Rumor has it his interest in mememology began when he saw an exceptionally large crab in the water and thought it would be funny on a T-shirt. Now his life is almost entirely devoted to the workings of Nintendo though, and his other passions are slowly taking a back seat to memeing to sell Wii U's. Still, he finds enough joy in the little places to make it all worthwhile.

>>290719390
Getting his body ready

CUCK
U
C
K

>>290719390

to be a role model for urban youth

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>>290722156
>i totally have an answer i'm just not telling you because i am the superior intellect

>>290719390
KICKING YOUR ASS

>>290719390
iwata's english speaking mouth and north american marketing advisor

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>>290724886
>LOL I'm too stupid to understand how big a piece of Nintendo is as a company and how me as a fanboy are literally cancer to this industry

>>290719390
Shitting on NA and not doing what he should

>>290723547
Because Reggie is on his way out. Trinen will be the new President of Memes.

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>>290719390
to get cucked by iwata in Japan and fuck over Amerifats in anyway possible for Nagasaki and Hiroshima

>>290719390
Shilling for a toy company

>>290719390
official mememan of memetendo
his meme is ready

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>>290725336
you are trying so hard, come on man, you can do better than that

>>290719390
too look like a huge dum dumb

>>290719390
Not giving us Mother 3, Fire Emblem, new nintendo 3DS normal size, japanese and european limited edition games and censored games.

Professional memer

>>290719390
Begging SE to let him localize Dragon Quest

He isnt very good at it

>>290719390
Director of Memes and Meme Research.

>>290728863
>Fire Emblem

Are you complaining that we didn't get that shitty DS one that nobody liked?

Mother 3 is just a matter of time.

>>290719390
Pander to autistic neckbeards

>>290719390
Chief Butt-Kiss Receiver. Has employees who wipe his Asshole with their noses. Fires people who don't, spergs on anyone who dares to voice an opinion that is not 100% in-line with his own.

>>290735123
>Mother 3 is just a matter of time.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. After Tales of Phantasia sold roughly 314,000 copies worldwide by 12-2007 because everyone who had wanted to play the game had played the "Fucks like a Tiger" fanlation, like everyone that wants to play Mother 3 has played the fanlation?