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How did you know to jump into the paintings? There was literally

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How did you know to jump into the paintings? There was literally no indication.
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the paintings would react like water, if you got near them or brushed up against them they would act like it was a ripple
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Have an IQ above 95 and it isn't that hard
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It's written on verse 10 of the Book of Revealations. Can't you idiots read?
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Wait, you could jump into the paintings?
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How were you supposed to know that the door to the castle would open when you walked into it?
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>>284609509
How do you get into your own house?
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>>284607950
The benefits of not being a retard I guess.
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>>284609454
>I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,

deepest lore or give me the chapter you pleb
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>>284607950
Pretty sure the toad you see when you first walk in literally tells you.
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the backcover of the game box tells you so

did this kind of thread reach meme status yet or we have to answer this honestly?
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pretty obvious when you enter a room and there is nothing but a bigass painting that ripples
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It was in the manual.
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>>284609472
Yeah wtf, I've based my entire hate for nintendo on the fact they sold this "mario: 64 seconds of gameplay" shit, jumping through paintings sounds cool, but is there a purpose behind it?
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>>284607950
>implying I even knew that I was suppose to go in the castle
Thank god games these days are easier.
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>>284607950
>talk to toad
>he tells you to
>walk to painting
>it ripples
>get reported for making this thread
FAGGOT
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BUMP

SOMEONE POST DEEPEST LORE
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>>284609729
How did you know toad would talk to you?
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>>284610340
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It was written in the manual

why didn't you read the manual?
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>>284607950
I let a younger cousin play the DS version some years ago, and she couldn't figure out what to do.
What's funny is, she HAD been trying to jump into the first picture, she reported.
How could she possibly have, I wondered, and asked her to show me.
>she runs up to the picture
>pushing the wall still running
>jumps while still being right at the wall
>mario just jumps straight upwards, not moving an inch towards the wall
God fucking damn it, this generation is done for.
They're mongoloid the lot of them.
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>>284609729
>>284610406
Theres a toad in this game?
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>>284609691
I jump through a painting
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some time I would start a new file and pretend I didn't know about the painting and be surprised when jumping into the painting would lead me to the level
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>>284609937
This.
I was 5.
FIVE.

Had my da read me what road said when I entered and went straight to bobomb battlefield after working out the janky analogue stick.

We don't need this thread every day.
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This game is problematic and gross.
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How did you know to jump into the goombas? There was literally no indication
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How do you know you were supposed to eat the mushroom? Aren't mushrooms considered bad in real life?
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>>284607950
>go near painting
>it ripples
even as a non-english speaking 9y old kid I figured this out
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>>284610489
you should have slapped him for being such an idiot
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>>284607950
i saw my dad do it
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>>284610948
Just because it ripples doesn't mean you should know to jump into it
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>>284610489
This stupid shit is why we have boring map screens again.
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>>284610503
Wait this was a game?
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>>284610840
>>284610783
How were you supposed to know that red mushrooms are good and brown mushrooms are bad? There's no indication
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>>284611256
>it does something in a world of static walls
>natural instinct is to try and do something to it to provoke more interesting responses
Stop being retarded.
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>>284611335
w-w-what else could it be anon?
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How did you know to punch them in the face? There was literally no indication.
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>>284610517
underrated toast
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How were you supposed to know to turn on the console?
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How were you supposed to know to use the analog stick and the A button to navigate this menu? There's no indication.
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>>284610718
Nigga what, I was writing book reports at three, and I wasn't allowed to play vidya in my own home, had to do it over at friends.
Your parents are lax.
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>people have forgotten about instructions manuals
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How were you supposed to know to press up and down?
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>>284611768
How were you supposed to know where to put the game?
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>>284612126
How would you know how to open the instruction manual?
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>>284607950
STOP POSTING THIS EVERYDAY HOLY SHIT

THE GAME IS DECADES OLD WHO GIVES A FUCK
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>>284612126
Dang that takes me back.
It's still my favorite game of all time, no matter how much nostalgia is responsible for that.
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>>284607950
>>284607950
Manual tells you
The note things on the wall tell you in the very first room

I know this is VERY old bait. like years old but I have to let newfags know at least.
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>>284607950
The room is designed to be symmetrical and center aligned, stairs walking up to a platform and there's a giant ass painting on the wall that ripples when you touch it. I FUCKING WONDER.
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>>284607950
>fucking empty room
>see a painting
>it ripples
>go in, go in, go in like the U.S. Marshal and his three daughters

duh
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I mean really, why not God? It's obvious everything was intelligently designed
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>>284610489
your fucktard cousin isn't an entire generation.
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wait i was supposed to jump in the paintings ?
when i looked it up it said i had to glitch using the stairs and beated it this way
fuck charles for selling me this and not telling me i had to jump in paintings
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>>284612606
If everything was intelligently designed, explain Bubsy 3D.
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>>284612487
>>284612562
Don't forget the note on the wall that says to jump into the painting.
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>>284612623
She represents a bell curve of stupidity.
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This was back when games were made for people who played videogames, so there was no need to have 10 hours of ape-tier tutorials.
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>>284607950
The worst part about this bait is that there literally is. There are Toads that tell you.
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The only thing I had trouble with was Snowman's Land. I thought the mirror room was just there for looks.
>beat the game
>credits plays
>see Mario on top of a giant snowman
I had to ask my friend where that was at. I felt stupid missing that.
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>>284612801
How were they supposed know something was going to go wrong?
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>>284612801
I didn't say great intelligence, just some. Enough to be recognized
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>>284613156
there is a snowman painting on that wall in the mirror's image of the room
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>>284613408
Yeah my friend pointed that out to me. I was too mesmerized by the mirror to notice the missing painting.
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>>284612205
Im still mad about this shit
It was cryptic as fuck
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>>284612359
look at them GRAPHICS
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>>284612126
>people reading
Lol, I'm trying to play a game faggots.
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>mfw all these newfags falling for OP's bait
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>>284613156
Snowman's Land is really clever. You're so used to paintings by that point you wouldn't notice that one wall has a painting that shouldn''t be there.
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>>284607950
What paintings?
If you follow the directions the game's short as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8-d0USED0g
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>>284612846
>>284612407
How were you supposed to know you could interact with signs when there was no button prompt display?
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>>284611886

>I was writing book reports at three

No you weren't
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>>284607950
I am not a fucking retard
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People fell for this.
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Ahh this thread.
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>>284611820
I actually lol'd
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What paintings? I couldn't figure out how to get into the castle since the game didn't tell me how to move.
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>>284614472
>He will never come back
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>>284614851
>There are people who unironically won't try anything if the game doesn't tell them to do it first

I never want to meet one
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>>284612258
How were you suppose to know to open the game box?
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>>284613715
I figured that out a an 8 year old anon, it bounces when you jump on it so i figured it out pretty fast.
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>>284607950
As a 6 year old I was capable of figuring out the paintings were portals within a minute of being in the castle. How can my 6 year old self be smarter than the fully grown playtesters of today?
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very interesting idea OP....

I imagine everyone either saw a friend do it or heard about it. But if you took someone who had never played or heard of SM64. How long would it take..? I dont imagine long, since the paitings were the centerpiece of each room.

Now those secret rooms and areas, God knows if now for word of mouth would have remained hidden forever.
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>>284615285
you have a brain
they have call of duty
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>>284609424
>tfw iq 45
>still function normally
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>>284615080
how did you know the box could be opened?
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We've had this thread before
>Learn to read the manual, you nigger
>I'm certain a toad or a signpost said to do so in the Castle
>Your friends would have told you, except you don't have any
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>>284615805
How were you suppose to know you could buy the game?
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>>284615030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcprEG4vTV0
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>>284615763
>Function normally

You're on /v/, aren't you?
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>>284612126
people actually read those?
I usually only kept the cartridge and then threw everything else into the trash without even looking at it
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>>284610783
Iwata:
>Yes, that’s right. If you play the game for the first time with no prior knowledge, you're going to run into the first Goomba and lose a turn.
Miyamoto:
>Right, which is why you have to teach the player in a natural way that they need to avoid them by jumping over them.
Iwata:
>Then when the player tries to jump and avoid them, there are going to be times when they get it wrong and end up stamping on the Goomba. By doing that, they learn in a natural way that by stamping on them, you can defeat them.

https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Iwata-Asks/Iwata-Asks-New-Super-Mario-Bros-Wii/Volume-1/4-Letting-Everyone-Know-It-Was-A-Good-Mushroom/4-Letting-Everyone-Know-It-Was-A-Good-Mushroom-210863.html
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>>284611562
Good thing Super Mario 64 was actually called Super Painting Jumper 64, right? That analogy doesn't work, retard.
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>>284616714
This is assuming the player won't just keep running into the Goomba and make Einstein roll in his grave.
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>>284615950
>>284615805
>>284615080
>>284612258
this is reddit gold, my good sirs
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>>284617253
>still falling for OP's bait
>implying you aren't a complete newfag
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>tfw you could only go trough the game glitching the stairs
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>walk into a room
>the only thing in the room is a painting

Gee I dunno
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>>284607950

The little faggot who owned the console constantly took the controller away to "show me things"

Fuck you Ryan.
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>>284617506
how did you know to jump at the star?
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>>284617531
go outside again, maybe it could trigger a cuscene
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>>284610517
100/10
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>>284617454
no you're are the newfoundland
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>>284617649
wait what, that wasn't the ending ?
i tough the star was the congratulations
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>>284613715
You're a stupid fucking faggot.
There are only so many buttons to press, and none of them do anything other than up/down.
If you got stuck on this trying to force it by jumping, you were honestly developmentally challenged as a child.
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>>284607950
Just by experimenting a bit.
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>>284617904
>School always taught me that Stars are hot
>Now this game expects me to touch one
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how did you know collecting 3 stars would open a door with 3 on it?
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>>284616714
Damn, how many times does Miyamoto say "fun" in this? What a faggot
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>>284610489
Couldnt that be because of DS controls?
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>>284610517
Astronomical kek
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>>284618410
two times
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>>284619106
He says it 18 times in the entire interview. What a pleb.
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>>284610489
This is my mom. Got her the game on an emulator so she can have some fun with something other than Mahjong. She kept doing this and got frustrated so I had to jump into the painting for her
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>>284619291
Right. Only faggots have fun playing video games.
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I actually didn't know you were supposed to jump into the paintings
I had to have my older sister come in and show me
Same with spyro 2, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing so she made me sit on her lap and showed me the controls and helped me beat the first few levels with her.
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>>284612126

>Full color
>At least 17 pages
>Not text about controls and how to not be a retard
>GRAFIX

This is getting he all kinds of hot and bothered. Hold me, we'll never be able to go back
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The first thing the game teaches you how to do is move and operate the camera.

So you enter the castle, first thing you're liable to notice is Toad glimmering in the walls.

Other than that, the only door you can enter is the one with the Bob-omb Battlefield painting, and through experimentation eventually you'll hurl Mario into it.

I've always really loved Nintendo games for how elegant they can be about introducing concepts.

Barring that, the instruction manual tells you that jumping into the painting will take Mario to a new world. Just because the tutorials weren't as elaborate as they are now, doesn't mean that they weren't retard-proofing.
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>>284610517
You cheeky cunt
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>>284620984
Why did they make Toad Invisible? You're likely to just walk past him.
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>>284607950
I wish Ego would tear this game apart
He knows a lot about game design and other shit
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>>284621076
Because Bowser trapped him in the walls.
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>>284607950
Now that I think of it, I probably saw a cousin/friend doing it, since I didn't have a N64.

However when I played it for the first time I jumped straight to the painting.
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>>284607950
By watching the commercials. It showed Mario doing a backflip into the paintings.
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>>284616714
And how the fuck am I supposed to know which bricks have shit and which doesnt, huh miyamoto?
How do I look for invisible bricks?

Am I supposed to jump under every fucking tile?

Fuck you miyamoto, my friends kept getting more marios than me because I didn't buy the startegy guide.
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>>284615162
it bounces when you jump on it so most people assume you have to jump on with the right rhythm. How does bouncing indicate to press up and down?
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How do you know how to move? There is literally no indication.
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>>284616714
>

I did. I went as far as thinking that jumping is an original idea and that it should be patented! Anyway, I thought: “Right, I’m not going to let those other games top us!” (laughs) We had done tests where a large character jumped around with the blue sky in the background…


>Miyamoto never played pitfall

holy shit, what a casual.
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I saw somebody else do it before I got the game myself.
I never had to figure it out on my own.
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>>284620158
>sit on her lap

thats cute. does she look good?
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Toad tells you.
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>>284616714

>Nintendo guys supposedly understand these concepts
>new Nintendo games hold your hand like you're a retard
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>>284610427
Source your shit dude.

>https://tcrf.net/Mario_Kart_Arcade_GP
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>>284618059
>If you got stuck on this trying to force it by jumping, you were honestly developmentally challenged as a child.
Jokes on you, I managed to do it once by jumping the first time I got to that level, which made the following runs of that level a nightmare because I was sure that was how to do it but I never managed to do it again.
I only found about the up/down months after, they only had to make that barrel not react to jumps like some others in the level to make the up/down thing obvious.

>>284612126
I would've bought the Homeworld remastered collectors edition if it actually had the manuals in it since it was filled with lore like Arcanum's but no, nowadays even a thing you buy double the amount you had to back in the days the get it doesn't have that.
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>>284622706
if the barrel didn't move at all, people would assume they hit a dead end and would backtrack
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>>284607950
Where do you find the red switch to get the wing't cap? There is literally no direction on where to go. First time playing it.
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How do you turn on the N64 console?
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>>284622908
>if the barrel didn't move at all, people would assume they hit a dead end and would backtrack
You couldn't backtrack here, you were locked in a room.
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>>284620984
Is this Mario Boom
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>>284623273
they could still assume it's a dead end
like the pit in Mystic Caves just without spikes
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>>284610517
Beautiful anon
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>>284615763
>function normally

then you.'re either so dujb you can't see how dumb you are and how it's not normal that people help you wipe your ass or you have a higher IQ
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>>284617647

hey let me show you something!

*Plays for 30 minutes
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>>284609724
TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKER
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>>284610517
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>>284612126
>To get the Key, you must find...

YOU MUST FIND WHAT
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>>284622279
Remember, those are veterans that playtasted their own games, both do nothing now and most of Nintendo is fresh blood, also the gamers changed.
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>>284609472
>>284609790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8-d0USED0g
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>>284622279
>>new Nintendo games hold your hand like you're a retard
As someone who helps common people every day with mundane stuff, like simple math, or using windows, I'd say they aren't wrong.

Today, people need to be treated as retards, maybe because gaming isn't as niche as it was. Apple capitalizes on treating people like literal retards, they are the ones who introduced a device with a single button after all.
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>>284615763
Forrest Gump had 75.

You don't have an IQ of 45.
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>>284624731
>Teaching people how to use windows and office
I have never felt so smart and filled with rage in my life.
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>>284607950
Pretty sure toad will tell you, but of course you'd have to know he can talk.
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>>284607950
i have an instinctual urge to throw myself into walls on a daily basis. this is what naturally led me to finding out that the paintings where doorways.
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>>284624585
>little known gem

>sexual connotations

fucking brits
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>>284624914
>I have never felt so smart and filled with rage in my life.
So you TOO know that feel.
Jesus Christ, have you done this through a fucking phone? Makes you wonder how in the hell humanity ever got this far. I bet a lot of people were breed to be used as canon folder.
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>>284612205
Honest to god, those are the main reason I never best Sonic 3 as a kid. I thought it only responded to jumping on it with good timing, but the last one at the dead end couldn't be pushed low enough by jumps.
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>>284624585
wait hold on... i lold
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>>284625595
>canon folder
Was that intentional?
It's supposed to be cannon fodder
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>>284614540

If I remember, walking near the sign had the button pop up.
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>>284607950
It was intuitive. I wish I could go back and remember my thought process, but I was like 8 when I got the game.
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>>284625595
>have you done this through a fucking phone?
Fuck no, doing it in person was enough hell for me. I mean, I understand the old people but grown ass adults in their 30s?
Shit nigga how can you not grasp such simple concepts, teaching people to use excel became my personal nightmare.
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>>284621480

There are invisible bricks. For this there is literally no indication.
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>>284624585
why the fuck do people watch this faggot, 10 seconds in and he's already pissing me off.
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>>284607950
I miss intuitive gaming
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>>284609772
The OP has to keep spamming it first. He's halfway there.
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I guarantee no one figured this out without being told, seeing in the demo video or looking it up.

This is literally impossible to guess and most cryptic bullshit.

>Nintendrone will defend this
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>Mario
>2015

Friendly reminder that those old out of touch Japanese men have not a single ounce of respect for the female gender. Mario is singllehandedly responsible for starting misoginy in gaming with his whole "hero saving damsel in distress" gimmick. Only digusting, autistic, gamer shitlords play ths shit in 2015 and enjoy it. If you disagree it's cuz you're a misogynistic bigot and everything that is wrong with the gaming industry.
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>>284617876
>completely falls for obvious bait and a stupid thread that gets posted every other day
>gets called out for newfaggotry
>N-NO U!!1
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>>284624585
rip
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>>284626935
Is that section even required? I've seen speedruns of the game not do it at all but they do use sequence-breaking techniques.
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>>284627115
GO HOME GAMER GIRL.
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>>284627715
I want to keep up the troll thing cuz it's funny, but I noticed our posts almost have similar numbers and had to say something
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>>284626935
I did guess but I went there every time I had a new upgrade, and it eventually worked.
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>>284612359
Know what I hate about modern Mario? How pastel and colorful everything is. By that, I mean there's no more realism to be found. It's all sterilized and safe. Look at Metal Mario here and then look at Metal Mario in Mario Kart 7. I've really come to appreciate Super Mario 64. I loved it as a kid and then it faded out of my life. We'll never have a Mario title with the movelist he had ever again.

What the fuck happened?
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>>284624906
According to the book, Forrest was a math autist
fuck off
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>>284617219
This

I wish all games were just a series of quick time events or at least had some tutorial and screen hints to let you know when to jump and where to move
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>>284624585

God damnit fitz.

I miss him every day.
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>>284607950
Toad tells you, you gigantic faggot!
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>>284615763
I've got PDD-NOS and I took an IQ test when I was 11 or 12, and supposedly it's 61, there's no way it's that low though, that's just not possible.
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>>284627461
To reach Tourian without glitches you need to kill Draygon and the only way to get there without glitches starts with the Maridia tube.

It's an easy fix too. When you collect first power bomb just trap Samus inside a tube similar to the Maridia tube and require the player to use their brand new upgrade to get out.
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>>284626935

>have a bomb that's pretty much used exclusively to show secrets
>can't break through a glass tube which is obviously (because you have fucking eyes) breakable
>use bomb that reveals secrets to see what you need to do to get out
>it breaks it itself

so hard
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>>284627948

you got the one about using throwing stars on a dog?
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>>284607950
Read the manual fuckwad
And talk to the toads
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Where does this dank le ebic may may come from anyway?
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>>284629825
/v/.
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>>284607950
I was like fucking 4 and this was my first video game and I knew what to do.
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In the Hitman game where he "dies" at the end...how did you know Agent 47 wasn't dead?

My brother actually thought he died and that was the end he must have been 15 or 16 lel.
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>>284611886
Shut up, Hideo
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>>284612126
>you lose a mario

jesus christ nintendo what are you doing
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>>284626935
>hmm, why is there a completely separate map for this little tunnel, maybe I can do something here
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>>284607950
did you retards not read the manual on the way home from the store as a kid?

like i know you guys are stupid but also illiterate? it boggles the mind.
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>>284631312
you just make a new Mario each time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRozarc1kSo
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>>284624585
Holy shit this is great
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Didn't the signs tell you to go to the paintings?
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>>284632579
How am I supposed to know how to read?
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>>284607950
>Open door with Star or Star with Number
>"This must be where the next course is!"
>See painting with what looks like a course
>"OKAY!"
>Jump in painting

Instinct.
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>>284612359

That floor sure is clean for a FUCKING DUNGEON.
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