Which Zelda is the best and why is it /ss/ Zelda?

>>284410402

Because she is cute, funny, sexy and isn't afraid to ask for dick.

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Because thickness

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>>284410764
>SS Zelda
>Thick
Maybe implied multiple pregnancy is what helps me.

>>284410402
Because she is a childhood friend.

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Skyward Sword Zelda. Only because she's one of two Zeldas with actual personality. But that's not saying much. Any Brunette or redhead is still better.

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>>284411281
I think this is why Link now has a dakimakura.

LttP Zelda is second best

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>>284411716
Is it the dress?

>>284410402
Because Zelda finally got the best hairstyle in that game.

I like every Zelda, TP is gorgeous, but SS is so cute and isnt a fucking princess, you actually have a chance to fuck her cuz she is like any other girl.

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>>284412060
Hime is good, but it's not best. Stop that.

>>284411979
Blue's a good color for her.

>>284412246
It's the bestest.

>>284410402
>Probably never got it in
ALBW, ALttP, OoT and TP Zeldas

>Maybe got it in
LoZ, AoL, PH Zeldas

>Definitely got it in but unsure if the relationship panned out
WW

>Got it in, bun in the oven
SS

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>>284412638
>bun
>singular

>>284412638
It's okay. OoT Link got to fuck a wholesome farm girl instead.

TP Link, forever chaste.

Agreed. She is a cutie-patootie

Hilda is best Zelda.
Ravio is worst Link.

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On the one hand, I was happy with how Skyward Sword Zelda was a cute, innocent Genki girl. As that's my fetish.

But on the other hand, she was still a typical blonde, which I don't really care for. And the game had a dozen other girls. And only one of them you could flirt with at all. Who was also a blonde.

Why does Zelda obsess over blondes so much? It was unique in the first few games. But now its just beating a dead horse.

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>>284413348
>modern Zelda
>Not being a blonde
Anon, you know your hopes and dreams were quashed when OoT Zelda is the most recognizable design for Zelda. Cause TP Zelda is an anomaly.

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>>284412638
Headcanon is a wonderful thing.

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>>284413674

I don't care about Zelda specifically. She can always be blonde for all I care (despite there clearly being 4 or so Zeldas who aren't). My point is that it seems like Nintendo is focusing on blonde girls as a whole being the only girls Link can have meaningful interaction with. All the other brunette/red head girls are just kind of there as part of a sidequest. But the minute a blonde girl appears, you know she's gonna be 'special'.

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Sheik

>>284410402
Because of legoman, I can only see ss Zelda as a huge slut who will cuck you and craves dock all day everyday.

I'm sticking with brown zelda.

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Zelda a slut.

>>284412842
Nah TP link is fucking Ilia back in the farm village

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>>284413928
>Allowing fanartists to skew how you see a character
That's like allowing Japan and it's doujins of Tifa make me see Tifa as a cock-craving slut who can't help herself. Why allow that to happen anon?

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>>284414083
>implying Link, a Hylian, would fuck Ilia, a human

Gotta keep the Hylian bloodline pure.

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>>284414224
>that pic

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>>284410402
You silly. Best Zelda is Hilda_______

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>>284410402
I knew a girl in high school with that same perfect body type, I asked her out but she was already dating some asshole from another school and no one bothered to tell me.

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/ss/ you say?

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>>284413928
same

>>284414143
Dude Tifa is a huge slut. Didn't you see that doujin where everybody Fuchs her while cloud is in a coma?

She even ducked chogobos

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>>284414608

More Hilda art when?

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>>284414646
>some hot girl was already dating someone else

you don't say

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>>284414561

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>>284414871
Of course she did, because a doujin is what actually happens in the game or implied to happen at all. Just like how Aeris is a prostitute.

>>284412638
Minish cap got it in

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SS a best

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>OoT response

:(

>>284415231
Ganon grew up in a society filled with women.
Do you think he had to go through sexual education?

Which Legend would you Zelda?

>>284415405
he knew denial from day one

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>>284415231
>mfw Im not ripped like Ganon
>mfw shit girls only like skinny gay boys with cara
>mfw I still haven't finished link to the past

>>284415447
Do you think the Gerudo had ancient art and paintings of dicks?
Like a huge mural of an uncut penis, with the ruler's name written beneath it?

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>>284415505
>mfw i don't like lttp because i can't roll in it

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>>284415347
I want to be inside them all.

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>>284415405
Kinda surprised he didn't wind up a complete pussy after being raised by women,

Zelda looks like her farts smell good. Anyone else agree?

>>284415668
>ganondorf endured thousands of games of i'll show you mine as a child
>always thought of women as a teenager
>had to leave the toilet seat down all the time

>>284415560
Wow... that's sad.

>>284415750
That's really gay, but if Zelda was lactating which Zeruda would have the best tasting milk.

>>284415750
Farts will never smell good, faggot.

>>284415992

bull shit

>>284416591
No, shit, which is what farts smell like, you fanny sniffing fruit cake.

>>284416660
>Smelling a vagina makes you gay
haha okay buddy

>>284416660

you've never smelt vegan farts

>>284416998
Fanny is an ass, dingus.

>>284417046
I try not to make sniffing asses a habbit.

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What if Link was kawaii?

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>>284417089
>Being american

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>>284417206
You'd love us if you gave us a chance

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Something tells me these arrows wouldn't fly very well.

Did SS Zelda even have tits

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>>284417443
Sort of.

So, did Link ever give Tetra the d?

How old was Tetra supposed to be, anyways.

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medli is the best zelda

>>284417546
the standard japanese age of jrpg heroes, 15-17

>>284417546
>>284417986
Pretty sure they're like 12 max.

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But the best Zelda is LM Zelda.

Which Zelda has the best poop color and the best size of their poop?

>>284418142
Legoman does the best sluts

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>>284417904
I concur with your statement anon

>>284418073
I could see Link being twelve, but how'd Tetra get to be captain at such a young age?

>>284418142
>>284418185
sameface hugetits mcmilf

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>>284418178

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>>284418239
she's so qt!

>>284418297
Is that really her nose or just a mask or something?

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>>284418247
She's actually the princess and the crew are in on it? Either that or the fact that they're bumbling retards and she's not.

>>284418337
She's part of a bird race

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>>284418337
of course that's her nose, don't be silly

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>>284417546

They were both 12.

Yes, they eventually fucked when they founded their new kingdom.

ST Link is not related to WW Link, and ST Zelda is Tetra's great granddaughter. The royal guard wears WW Link's outfit.

>>284418247

Her mother died, Tetra inherited the triforce of wisdom.

The only thing this series needs now is Link fucking a black Zelda for race mixing, and Ravio and Hilda slamming those purple pubes together

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>>284418250
>Hugetits

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>>284418378
>>284418379
nigga you destroyed my medli pic

>>284418297
post more pics of best girl please

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>>284418440

It was for the greater good

>>284418379
ST Link is another one of those "not related to anyone significant" Links, eh? Ironically just like WW Link.

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>>284418469
we need new art

>>284418438
legoman does the best feet

aw shut up nigga

>>284418503

They all are with the exception of OoT and TP Link. They're the only two who are blood related so far.

Everyone else just happens to be a young hero named Link, named that through destiny and bestowed the hero's spirit, which allows their natural heroism, strength, and unbreakable will to become even greater.

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>>284418438
He has a weird fascination with making the hips abnormally wide doesn't he? I love a big ass as the next guy but when the proportions between the legs and arms are so huge it feels weird.

>>284418607

He clearly knows his anatomy but his stylization is weird and it's the same shit every time.

>>284418590
Were OoT and TP Link related? We see the Hero's Shade(OoT Link) and he never remarks on it. And why would the descendant of the mystical hero be working on a ranching village in bumfuck nowhere?

HW Ganon a best.
TP Ganon a very very close second best.
WW Ganon a third best.

This is fact.

>>284418756
1. Hero's graveyard at hyrule castle/historia confirmation
2. Implied fucking of Malon

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>>284418756
It's been a very, very long time between Ocarina and TP, Link's bloodline could be all over the place. He could of fucked Zelda, Malon, both, someone else, whatever. Plus it's not likely TP Link was born in Ordon, he's the only Hylian in the village, everyone else is human. Probably the typical "orphan found in the woods" story.

>>284418756

The historia confirms that he's his descendant. Descendant meaning blood related.

It could be that after Link was knighted he married Epona and their children were ranchands and they eventually moved out of Hyrule after a few generations to Ordon. It would explain why TP Link knows Malon's song.

It could've been something else, but that's hinted at the most. All we know is for sure that they're related by the use of the word decendant.

Unless that one faggot in these threads is still around and arguing that descendants aren't always blood related which is absolutely fucking retarded.

>>284418986
>It could be that after Link was knighted he married Epona and their children were ranchands and they eventually moved out of Hyrule after a few generations to Ordon.
>married Epona
Uhhhh

>>284418986
>married Epona

Wut. Also there's no evidence for any canon ship. OoT wife remains ambiguous.

>>284418986
>married epona
NEYYYYYYYYYY

If only SS zelda had a cuter nose
It's her only downside.

>>284418756

pretty sure there's some dialogue in TP where the hero's shade says "OUR Bloodline" in a passage. his "regret" was never being recognized as the hero or some shit, and there's clearly a LARGE time gap between OOT and TP, as hyrule seems to be completley relocated if you are to take in the position of the (former) temple of time.

hell, ordon villiage could be an expanded lon lon ranch that just had forest grow up on it. the ranch background of TP link could be hinting at OOT Link x Malon, but that's a stretch and thanks to him not really having any backstory in the villiage is just speculation and fanwank.

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>>284415347
>Link's Adventure Zelda is asleep

Nice touch.

>>284419058

Hey, I'm not gonna judge the guy who saved Hyrule and Termina.

>>284419093

If it was anyone from the games it was Malon. I'm not saying it was confirmed or canon. I don't even like Malon. But that's the most likely judging by TP Link being a ranch hand and knowing Epona's song.

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I've been here for years and i still don"t know what /ss/ means

>>284419162
Adventure of Link, whatever I'm fucking tired.

>>284419196
skyward sword you giga-pleb

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>>284419196
you should research more about best fetish

>>284419167
Could be Zelda. Link's got a grave in the royal cemetery next to her and TP Link is an outsider to Ordon. There's no concrete evidence for either of them, it's a pointless debate about nothing.

>>284419114
It always weirded me out that the map was totally different in TP than in OoT.

Then again, it always weirded me out that it was fucking empty, too.

>>284419167
Centaur Link when?

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>>284419196
Sorry you haven't been enlightened

>>284419280

I'm not debating anything. If you like the idea of him getting with Zelda that's fine.

>>284419196
Schutzstaffel

>>284418495
Wind Waker Ganon did nothing wrong. He just wanted to help his people.

>>284419326
Thanks doc

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>>284419262
Is it straight shota?

>>284418495
Wind Waker Ganon is literally the best Ganon.

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>>284419415

>>284419415
Yes.

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>>284419415
What? Don't be silly.

>>284419424

Ganondorf is a faggot.

Old school NES/SNES Ganon is cool.

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>>284419312
>It always weirded me out that the map was totally different in TP than in OoT.

It's honestly baffling. The only in-universe explanation would be a HUGE amount of time has passed between OoT and TP. Literally nothing is where it should be, even if you don't use Hyrule Castle town as a reference point.

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>>284417546

>So, did Link ever give Tetra the d?

What do you think nigga?

>>284419536
>Link takes turns impregnating Tetra and his little sister
the high life

>>284419514
The real reason is that everybody would've bitched if the world map was the same. It's a different game, it needs a different world map.

>>284412060
>unironically liking the female bowl cut
Have you ever seen this shit in real life? Its fucking ugly

>>284419514
I understand them wanting a unique map, but don't set it in a timeline that was previously established. It's completely bullshit and just serves to confuse people.

Hoping the new game gets it right.

I'm also hoping that feminine Link only looks feminine because they added that dynamic aging system they wanted in WW

>>284419609

>And his sister

No. The hero is not impure in such ways.

>>284419612
Well obviously it was a development choice, but it kinda fucks up the continuity between the games especially since they are direct sequels.

>>284414608
Aw yisss

>>284419609
>Implying he pulled out of Tetra long enough to even look at another woman.

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>>284410402
>ss zelda

>>284419612

bullshit. you add, modify and expand an existing map if you're going to make a sequel use the same setting. lake hylia could have been in the same place with a new location added for the upstream parts, for example.

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OoT is the best Princess.

>>284419660
First that it isn't, second that no one said anything about real life.

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>>284419904
...is best Zelda

>>284419514
We gave up establishing some kind of continuity after Wind Waker

>>284419964
maybe young zelda

>>284420007

at least wind waker completly washed all that away for new maps to actually be necessary.

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>all this pleb taste

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>>284420076

>>284420161
So, does she just not have nipples, or are those black splotches some kind of clothing?

What would all the Zelda girls say if you were licking all of their anuses?

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>>284420076
I did not like the "big central dungeon you return to over and over" bullshit we got in PH and ST.

>>284420161
Get your own thread.

>>284420161
>liking normal midna

The one here with pleb taste is you, good sir!

>>284420243
>implying TP Zelda would even let you lick her

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>>284420243

WW
>"Don't even make that joke about my asshole being as brown as the rest of me"

Imp midna is way better than normal midna

>>284420267
There's something great about LTTP Zelda. Something I can't put my finger on.

>>284419943
And you make the map actually exciting. TP had a really, really boring overworld.

I was so disappointed when I finally got to the desert and found fucking nothing.

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>>284420238
Probably magic "clothing" that she uses to cover herself and she can turn it off (make her nipples appear) if she so desires.

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>>284420161
>more small feet
I do not understand his fucking fascination with them, I understand the logic of them making the legs look thicker at first glance but fuck does it make the bigger hands more obvious.

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>>284420275
>>284420391
>all these weird midget fuckers

I swear you've all got brain problems.

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>>284420479
>not liking shortstack

>>284420479
>hating short and stack
get the fuck out you gaylord

>>284420543
>>284420540

>Imp Midna
>Shortstack
The short? Yes. Stack? No.

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>>284420479
Normal midna isn't bad, you just spend the entire game with imp midna and it made me like that version more

>>284419415
I've been seeing this gif a lot lately, is it actually from some kind of porn or what?

>>284418886
I'd slap u but I'm eating

>>284420602
Imp Midna has practically been the poster child for shortstacks since she was created.

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>>284420798
She's really not though. Fan art exaggerates everything, but her in-game model isn't really stacked.

>>284418986
>Married Epona
No wonder furries like this game! Had to take a couple decades to clean the gene pool there!

>>284419196
Straight shorta
So older chicks with male kids

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i'll take my LBW Zelda anyday

>>284419262
Agreed best. I will probably end up settling with a huge loser nerd girl who /ss/ as her fetish. Then we'll draw comics of our favorite toons all day and Jack off until children ruin our lives.

Also I'm surprised no midnafags in here.

>>284422434
I'm a midnafag. Until now I've just stayed a lurker. I haven't played most of the games, but I still look at all the fan material.

>>284410764
Plump is healthy. Plump is soft. Plump is life.

>>284413927
Why is there pigeon poop on her?

>>284425210
because birds are fucking pricks to everybody

SS Zelda is really cute but LBW and HW Zelda make my dick rock hard every time

>>284418675
Unlike the other artists /v/ loves :^)

>>284428156
lewd

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Ocarina of Time Zelda is best, particularly the brown hair version. Pic not related, though, random picture.

How is /ss/ Zelda a version of Zelda? Could I say the version of Zelda that plays video games and is a total lady-bro is the best version?

>>284413928
This, except I totally love it and wish LM Zelda was my waifu

>>284428539
My nigga.

>>284413928
>cuck
Fuck off you meme spouting leddit boy.

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>>284428203
tbh I'm out of zelda and have a choice between posting medli or link. I'll post link unless theres a lot of demand for the alternative

>>284413867
That's just nintendo in general.
Actually that's just Japan in general.

>>284429569
dont

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>>284429632
dont what

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>>284429632
Yeah, don't what?

>>284410402
Because she's more anime than vidya.

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And then you show that pointy-eared bitch her place

>>284412687
Vanilla? Wow, haven't seen this one.

>>284417336
Something something magic.

>>284419514
The OoT map really confuses me because I keep thinking Zora's Domain is to the North and Death Mountain is to the East.

Never played any Zelda after MM, but SS Zelda is probably the cutest design yet.

Or it might be all the fan art tricking me.

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I want an epilogue with a pregnant zelda and a happy link

And the baby to have redhair and link hunting ganondorf afterwards

>>284432824
Why must you faggots ALWAYS inject your fetishes into these games?

I don't give a fuck if you get off to cuck or NTR, but keep that filth away from my video games. Same goes for obesefags, feetfags, vorefags, etc. All the obnoxious fetish fanbases.

>>284419904
I really, really like this reaction image.

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>>284432969
It was a joke. I guess i hit a nerve, don´t be mad, getting NTR´d happens to the best of us

>>284433157
Keep porn away from video games (unless it's Illusion). Don't even joke about that lest some developer gets the idea to put that shit in his game

>>284410764
She's like a stick in the game though, she's so fucking tiny once you get the sail cloth. She's also not /ss/ at all, since she's Link's love interest and they're the same age, but if you want to make up your own character with the same cute hair then sure.

>>284433525
>Keep porn away from video games

I think you´re on the wrong site for that

SS and ST Zelda are literally waifubait tier appealing to the lowest common denominator

What's /ss/? /Straight sex/?

>>284411281
>>284411681
What was their first time like?

Hell, how did Link having their first kiss?

>>284433976
/Super Sonic/

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>>284433976

straight shota

for faggots that want to self insert as a little boy and be drilled in the ass by an older woman while suckling her tits

>>284412638
Zelda 2, ALTTP, ALBW, OoT/MM, WW/PH, ST, and SS Zeldas definitely fucked their Links.

>>284434000
Link is asexual. There's nothing romantic between Zelda and Link despite what fat fujoshits want to believe in their head canons. Doesn't help that pathetic virgins think even the slightest flirt or smile must mean she wants your dick.

They have a purely platonic servant/liege relationship since A link to the past.

>>284434169
>Link
>always asexual
Zelda2 Link visits prostitutes to raise his life bar.

He's shown kissing Zelda at the end then the curtains falls to leave them privacy for more.

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>>284434169
>There's nothing romantic between Zelda and Link

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>>284432824

>>284434305
Yes, hench i said
>since A link to the past.
But i've should have made it more clear that this also means his asexuality

>>284415181

>TP Zelda

muh dick

>>284434331
I hold hands with my friends all the time. Doesn't mean we want to bumfuck each other

TP Link is cutest Link.

>>284434169
Yeah, I'm sure fujoshi are the driving force behind a straight ship.

>>284434420
More like muh vagina, you effimate disgusting pussy. Man the fuck up and do what male nature demands or kill yourself

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>>284434426

i think you're dense

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>>284434462
You'd be suprised. They ship anything possible, straight, gay, bestial.. ANYTHING goes. Even Link and King of Red Lions.

I saw some fanfic gushing about a random female moblin and Link

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>>284434892

are you an expert?

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>Cremia is so desperate for affection that she seduces a ten year old boy.

>>284432969
Us furfags are okay, right? According to /v/ we're not obnoxious anymore.

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>year of our lord 2015
>barely any Zelda doujins at all, let alone good ones
What the fuck

>>284434892
>Female Moblin x Link
I don't believe you. show it to me pls

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>Shortstack fans talking shit about true form Midna
>not realizing that while Shortstack is fine, tall and stacked is GOAT
I'll never understand this sentiment.

>>284435162
Fucking hate these pictures

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otp

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>>284435197

>>284435197
Imp Midna is exotic. Nothing about true Midna stands apart from every other vidya girl in existence

>>284435016
Sad thing is, you're right. There's been a large influx of furries, especially gay furries (do any other kind exist?) these last couple of years.

And they love nothing more than derailing threads with their ERPing

>>284435318
And they only get away with it because /v/ is super cucked by the furry community and refuses to ever call them out on their bullshit. It is entertaining to watch /v/'s leaps in logic to try and justify furries.

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>>284435215
Why?

>>284435279

w/e degenerate

>>284435616
Because it's horrendously out of character to the point it's just the artists OCs

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>>284435694

there is nothing inherently wrong with this and stating what should be obvious is retarded

>>284435781
I disagree. Horrendously out of character shit is awful and the artist should draw OCs if that's what he wants.

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>>284434331
handholding

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>>284435870

how specifically is out of character? it's pretty consistent with things that should be obvious between the lines. if you have some contradictory headcanon that's fine but i don't think that's how it is

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>>284434331

>>284434331
>Skyward Swords spoilers

>>284435162

God damn it, the only thing in a Zelda thread worse than the gayfags are the wind wankers.

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So this just went up for pre-order on australian EBgames.
I live in europe, but I need to own this, how do I got about getting this?

>>284436121
lewd

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>>284436121

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>>284436530
Oh horse pussy, you truly are the best girl.

>>284436530
I need to read that

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>>284436530

>>284436530

cute

>>284418675
>it's the same shit every time.
it doesn't matter when it's good shit

>>284436530
>>284436583
>>284436615
>Cerea is literally Zelda crossed with Epona

Who will Darling choose?

>>284420771
nah she's just sort of jumping in excitement.

>>284417546
Did you not see the hand holding

>>284420983
>shorta
Close, but no.

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>>284410851
Sorry for the shitty edit, but at least the translation's solid.

>>284434092
You mean have their penis milked by hand.
You're thinking of Futa.

>>284434331
You suck fuck