Will playing Disgaea turn you into a degenerate?
>want to replay Disgaea 1 on my vita before going to bed
>only way to buy it is to give NISA full price money minus Sony cut
>Don't want to play it on a laggy smart phone
>Don't want to lay in bed and emulate it poorly on PC since I need glasses to see
>Don't want to get a kink in my neck and a insomnia inducing migraine trying to squint at my computer screen across the room
I just fap to Etna before rolling to my side and crying to sleep.
You need to be a degenerate to play Disgaea and an autist to 100% it.
I'm playing Disgaea DS right now. Probably the shittiest Disgaea since it's a DS port, but I'm enjoying it. It's one of those few games where grinding is fun. It'll be fun to play Disgaea 5 when it comes out and experience all the improvements.
Mine borked a while back and I don't think I can go back since it was pretty much a disgaea 1 player. I make due for now but knowing that all of that grind data is gone just sours 3 or 4 on my vita.
Plus I'm a pleb and cannot stop sulking long enough to add etna to my party.
I hope Etna and that fagboy stay out of D5 for fucking once
Flonne can stay, but fuck laharl holy shit
>Flonne in 4
>LOOK I HAVE A GUNDAM AND IM AWESOME
>Laharl and Etna in any game they appear
>AHAHHA IM OVERLORD BEST OVERLORD and AHAHAHA IM SLUTTY FLAT GIRL WHO HAS SUPERIORITY COMPLEX
Flonne is so much better and always has something funny as shit. The other two really can fuck off. FemLaharl can stay.
Laharl was a good character in D1.
Ever since then, NIS forgot how to write a story and characters that were both humorous and interesting on plot level. Laharl was a childish asshole, but he learned shit, at least in the context of the first game.
D3 and onwards had nothing of substance to care about, only random bullshit jokes.
>tfw Laharl-chan will appear in D5 post-game where she gives a concert and causes rioting among the flat-chests so you have to stop her
They don't do really anything new in the other games while Flonne actually goes around trying to change stuff.
Ok they're back, thats pretty neat
They're back again, this time laharl trying to convince Mao that he's his father
HAHA ENJOY YOUR SHITTY ENDGAME BECAUSE WE WASTED IT ON OUR APPEARANCE
IM STILL OVERLOARD AND WE'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED
>skipping a Disgaea.
she's been in all games, at the very least as a non dlc post game. she and Laharl are in, deal with it.
I fucked up by playing Disgaea 4 first. It made 3 feel really fucking bad and 1 feel too simplistic to enjoy. Yet with all the time I put into 4 I feel like I like the series enough to say that 5 was part of the reason I got a PS4.
I dont get why lightning keeps getting brought up when cloud gets crammed into more shit than lightning has.
Even in Lightning's own fucking game, there was a Cloud outfit
I almost always stay out of that since my dick is always confused
I think you're the one that's confused, your dick knows what's up,
and it's your dick
So I played 1, then for some reason jumped straight ahead and played 4.
I liked both well enough.
What should I expect from 2 and 3?
Does it progressively get a more repetitive shit sense of humor or is it just RAMPED UP in four?
But he's still a dude, just in a female body
2 and 3 are hit or miss
i think 3 is better but most of people will say that 2 was better
You're telling me that all the other games ARENT TOTALLY JUST PEOPLES DREAMS I MEAN COME ON GUYS ITS TOTALLY ALL A DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM
He's also not real! You're not fapping to the dude inside of the chick body, you're fapping to the chick body that happens to have a dude in it.
Don't think so much, man.
The old characters should stay out of this game this time unless they actually develop them this time. It feels like watching Pokemon anime with Ash, these characters just never grow up and it's boring watching them be the same exact way each installment.
How bad can be D5 post-game?
All of the benefits of being gay without having to go gay! Isn't that every man's dream? Are you even a man, anon? How can you call youself a man if you can't even break in your dude friend's new vagina?
4 of the 6 post game chapters will be spent on unlocking laharl, etna, flonne and laharl's sister
If you go for a non-grinding-run the games can be extremely hard.
Otherwise just look for a map to level up and after 30 minutes of grinding you should be good for the next 5-6 maps.
How the fuck do you turn into a degenerate if you like females?
D1 is the only game in the series i think is hard
Fucking Secret Jew Women always bringing me down because vidya games.
How does that matter when there's a little girl in a playboy bunny outfit in D5?
Fool. Laharl will be in the last 2 chapters before the post game. He's basically the extra firepower they need to defeat that super evil netherworld super boss
They fail in the pre-final level, because the boss gets his second form, but then Etna appears and show off her progress controlling her new inner power, and they defeat it together
D5 looks so good
i hope they don't fuck up the post game like in DD2
I don't want to get a console for just one game, let alone one character, but I'm seriously considering it.
Let me know if NISA changed something in her design so I lose this urge (though as far as I know they never touched Disgaea visually.)
Wear sunglasses when you do anything that strains your eyes nigga. I have and it reduces eyestrain to the point of reducing my need to sleep for an hour and a half.
>inb4 sunglasses too small!
I bought a pair of sunglasses that go over my regular glasses for a buck at a thrift store.