It's 2005.
>mfw i'm 9 years from having fun in my life
BATTLEFRONT 2 ANNOUNCED
SPACE BATTLES
ITS HAPPENING
>>283551991
get hype
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_in_video_gaming#Notable_releases
Man videogames keep just getting better and better! Can't wait for the future, just imagine what games will be like 10 years from now, I can't even imagine the greatness.
oh boy, I can't wait for Outbreak File 2! RE4 sucks because it's not like the old games.
When the Revolution crashes and burns, Nintendo is going to file. Everybody knows that by now. The real question is, who gets their properties? I bet Microsoft would go for Metroid and Star Fox, although Sony might go for Kirby. Not sure yet. But we should probably be seeing PC releases of previously-Nintendo games around 2008.
>>283551991
I miss the blissful years of being 11/12 and playing awesome flash games.
Is anyone gettig Devil May Cry 3 tomorrow?
>>283552938
Nah, man, I'm saving up for that new Clover game coming next year. I think it's called God Hand?
>>283551991
No it's not.
>>283552362
Right idea, wrong robot.
>>283552596
>Only Dragonquest VIII is worth mentioning
Now I remember that year... I also remember the amount of boredom.
>>283551991
You know for some reason it feels like I'll feel a massive regret for hyping this "Mass Effect" game 7 years from now
>>283552881
For fans of RE, that actually was the case. We called it a Silent Hill clone, which was a Resident Evil clone.
I might try out WoW. Im not really that easy addicted to something anyways like everyone warns me about.
>PCucks will NEVER EVER get GTA San Andreas
>>283553712
I remember being weary of a game that asks you for a credit card number before you can even install the software.
>tfw Soul Calibur 3 is coming out
>tfw Hwang will never return because of Yunsung
>>283552596
>Mercenaries
>KOTOR 2
>Gran Turismo 4
>Tekken 5
>Republic Commando
>God of War
>Lego Star Wars
>Jade Empire
>Pokemon Emerald
>Destroy All Humans!
>Dawn of War Winter Assualt
>Black and White 2
>Age of Empires 3
>Liberty City Stories
>Call of Duty 2
>Civilization 4
>Battlefront 2
>Need for Speed Most Wanted
Shit, 2005 was a great year
>ugh, doom 3: resurrection of evil. Doom 3 was a disappointment, I hope this one is an improvement.
2015 here. Ask me anything.
Golden age ended 6 years ago
Everything is shit. It's just slightly less shit than it will be in 2015
>>283554047
is the ps3 going to have any games?
>>283554157
Not until near the very end of it's lifespan.
>>283553415
Nigger u wot
>Devil May Cry 3
>Destroy All Humans!
>Jak X: Combat Racing
>Shadow of the Colossus
>Ratchet: Deadlocked
>Guitar Hero
>Dragon Quest VIII
>Postal 2
>God of War
>Serious Sam II
I'd be in the fourth grade, actually playing games and having fun.
>>283553505
If only I could've predicted
if only
The demo for Metroid Prime Hunters was fun!
I can't wait till it comes out!
Anyone wanna jump on Halo 2?
"Man this game was amazing! Just imagine what the next Final Fantasy Tactics or Tactics Ogre will look like! Full fleshed out, modeled and 3-D characters!"
>I have only been a hermit for 4 years
>surely I can change!
>I've got my entire life ahead of meIf only I had known
>>283554464
>playing games and having fun
>>283554646
>playing casualized bullshit
grab the box and haul your ass over here so i can wreck you in CE
>>283554464
>4th grade
>2005
Typical /v/ user these days
>>283554298
Like I said, Dragonquest VIII was the only game worth mentioning. I could still care less about those games.
>>283554646
>playing overrated cancer
>>283551991
GUYS CHECK THIS OUT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8dvMDFOFnA
FUCKING HYPE!
>>283554298
only decent ones are dmc3 and dq8
>>283553745
>playing casual games.
Don't mind me, just posting the GOTY.
Man, Bioware is my favorite company. Can't wait for the shit they have coming in the future.
BATTLEFIELD 2 DEMO IS OUT
64 PLAYERS ON "GULF OF OH MAN"
DOWNLOAD
THAT
SHIT
BROS
>>283554924
I will forever hate christians for ruining this game.
When will they make Smash 3?But i have a bad feeling they will make it more casual then Melee.
Greatest Stealth game ever? Or Greatest Stealth game ever?
PSP looks like it's going to kick the DS's ass left and right. I can't believe that we can have handheld PS2 graphics already.
anybody here playin maximum tune 2? it's almost as good as initial d 3
>you will never relive the golden age of 1997-2006
hell yeah my life is going pretty well! I can't wait to imagine how successful and happy I will be in 10 years, nothing can go wrong now! I'm sure I'll be married with kids and will have been promoted quite nicely in my job, nothing but good days ahead of me and my life totally won't fall apart. there's also absolutely no way I'll be living with my parents at28
>>283555205
damn right
Enemy boat spotted
>>283555327
Have you seen all those articles that state that the PSP will beat the DS?
Could this be where Sony dominates the handheld market?Thank god we dodged that bullet.
>Had a decent job and gf back in 2005
>mfw only now realizing when it all went wrong
>>283555205
>SCCT came out 10 years ago.
>>283555205Am I the only one who hates stealth games?
>>283555538
Dude, the PSP can play PS1 games. The DS can only play shitty touch screen games and GBA shit.
Sony wins.
Wow if i get scanned now they can find my cancer a few years early haha.
I wish more girls play video games.
>>283555686
Splinter Cell Blacklist is more up your alley.
I can't wait to tuning my Skyline r34!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JR1vOv3n-M
>>283555419
Brother.
Fuck women, fuck jobs, fuck life.
>>283555385
Golden age stopped on 1999 champ.
>>283555205
>10 years and no worthy successor
>>283553151
ign review says that the game is shit so i aint touching it
I'm still in high school, that one buddy isn't dead, that bitch hasn't destroyed my ability to connect with others, I haven't ruined myself financially, and my PS2 is fucking awesome.....
Someone take me back there.
>>283555792
>he doesn't like my favorite genre so he must be a casual dudebro who only plays handholding cinematic experiences
>>283555734
UNG BUNG ROCKSTOP
>>283555686
No, but that's because I'm impatient and reckless. Usually why I play tanky guys in RPGs.
damn I'm 14 already. I heard this one kid in my class got laid. I'm sure he's lying. It won't be long for me now
>>283555734
ugh. why would anyone wanna play online on consoles? its never gonna catch on.
>>283555419
Same, but I'm 26 now.
>>283555419
>What was I doing 10 years ago?
>Oh yeah! I played a video games with friends and I have a dog.
>What happen to dog?
>Oh yeah... Isuck his dick
What I was thinking?
I bet I'll have a gf in the future.
>>283555205
Hell, i'd say it's one of the greatest games ever.
Every single thing they set out to do in this game was nailed. The mechanics and controls were perfect, the story was fucking awesome, the soundtrack was flawless, the multiplayer was equal measures unique, fun, and balanced, the graphics were great for their time (And still look good compared to some of the sludge we get these days), etc etc.
>>283555734
stay strong anon
Did you guys here they're gonna make a sequel to melee?
shit is gonna be awesome
>>283556302
You'll like this video from 2 years in the future!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zOQq2N3xA
>>283555792
Blacklist is the best SC after CT though. And not even only chronologically.
Imagine if people would get money for playing games badly. That shit would never happen.
I heard the PS3 will have literally unlimited graphics. Like, it will have so many cores that devs just can't use all of them, it's impossible
lfm deadmines
>>283554298
I love Serious Sam but two is shit m8.
>two years til development starts on KS.
>four years til Lanced Jack's summer of terror.
Holy fuck, did anyone else go nvidia for their PC? I just checked my temps and they are through the roof.
>>2835562518 years ago my mom as dating a guy who lived with us and had an unfixed male rottweiler. I sucked its dick, jacked it off, and let it fuck me on several occasions. I don't regret it and the biggest motivating factor in my getting my own place again is being able to get my own dog so I can have a real penis to toy with that doesn't judge me.
>>283556443
I can see it now, they'd be commentating and everything. Christ I hope that never happens.
I hear in the future games will have content so important that we'll have to pay extra for them
>>283556443
Oh man, that sounds almost as crazy as devs getting money before they even make a game, and then releasing an unfinished product saying they were never obligated to actually make a full game!
>>283555734
Believe in me, who believes in you kicking that cancer's ass!
>>283556281
Never thought about it like that, but it really is one of the all around greatest video games of all time.
What the fuck happened with ubisoft?
>>283556587
Just get a bf
It's not that hard jesus
>>283556620
Like anyone would fall for that shit. People arent retarded anon
>>283556613
Good one! Devs can't be so stupid.
>>283556443
Stop being stupid anon. That's as dumb as people coming onto anonymous imageboards to market video games.
>>283555419
>dreaming about getting promotions and having kids at 28
Those were your dreams at 18? That's kinda sad.
ima chargin mah lazer
>>283556736
Yeah, the problem is I'm not gay.
>in b4 'but you like cocks'
I do like cocks, but I don't find men attractive outside the cock, and I definitely don't have romantic chemistry with them. So my dick options are toys, dogs, or traps.
>>283556613
Oh wow, I heard that one too! Except the guy telling me about it said that apparently the content was already on the disc and you were just locked out of it until you paid extra.
I think he was lying, no one would want to buy a game they wouldn't actually own!
Alright. I can stop myself from ever falling into the darkness that is 4chan.Who am I kidding?
This shit site will never take off
I mean it's already died twice. I give it 2 more months tops.
Did you heard guys? Duke Nukem Forever is out soon!
>>283556954
Are you me?
>tfwI don't mind be raped by cute trap
Imagine if devs could send short messages to everyone in the world and express their opinion instantly and on mobile, that shit would be great.
>>283556895
considering i had a long term steady girlfriend and a very promising job, those were the kind of things i was hoping to have in 10 years as opposed to having literally nothing other than video games, anime figs and chump change savings
>>283556613
That's now, silly!
>>283551991
Did you guys hear? Sonic team is revamping sonic for sonic's anniversary next year, and the trailer looks amazing! I can't wait to see what it's like!
I wouldn't even be reachable for comment in 2005 because I'd be playing FFXI all day.
>>283557091
I bet it's gonna be awesome!
guys check out this awesome meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
My only problem with games like Chaos Theory is if I break stealth and fuck up I want to restart the whole mission or save scum
DUDE
MOTION CONTROLS
LIKE
DUDE
IT'S THE FUTURE
RIGHT NOW
Dear Me,
Invest in bitcoins and dont make fun of the neckbeards in irc
Man, I hope that they'll localize Namco X Capcom. That game looks really fun!
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet
the water just gets Chuck Norris
>moot isn't yet being cucked
>>283557124
I've been casually trying for 3 years now to find a trap to experiment with, mainly through the terrible avenue of craigslist (my city is actually kind of liberal so they're common-ish), and I either get no replies, the available ones don't look passable at all, or they don't want to do any topping.
It's not like a terrible craving all the time, but when I want some dick, I want some dick pretty bad. I usually toy myself out of that for a day or two, but I've been coming to think that maybe I should just make it a goal to move out and have a dog again, would make things a lot less awkward.
moot is a fucking faggot and should leave to make 4chan a better place.
bongos is the shit
why did nobody tell me about this
>>283557549
Jesus walked on water.
Chuck Norris walked on Jesus
Moot totally wrecked this kid the other day.
>>283551991
Goo goo ga gaJust kidding im having fun my PS2
>>283557549
They say Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer
too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
>>283557739
http://youtu.be/oju6cjG3vJM
HERE COMES THE PAIN BITCH
HOLY SHIT GUYS. METROID PRIME 3 IS HAPPENING!
http://youtu.be/1eJps8elGsI
Have you guys heard of this site called youtube? They show a lot of cool videos that people upload and there's lots of creativity!
Surely it won't turn into a marketing tool!
>>283557645
Man you can get diseases and shit from dogs, not to mention it's fucking weird.
Just got to /soc/ and try hook up with a trap or twink.
>>283557946
>The other day
>In the future
>>283558286
>implying anything other than Metacafe or DailyMotion is worth it
no thanks
Man, I wish girls would get involved in videogames already then we will get a gf that enjoy our videogames too for sure
Going off to interview for a position in the vidya gaem industry. Wish me luck anons!
>>283558658
I bet if girls will be involved in videogames they gonna gain more respect.
>>283558371
I don't care if it's weird, it's my own life man. I never contracted any illness from it before, I fail to see how I could as long as my dog isn't fucking other animals and I clean his member regularly.
I'm not going to just put myself out there and deal with people just for some sex. Don't get me wrong, trap shows up at my door, I'm game, but sexual release is just like taking a shit to me, whatever works and whatever works well.
>duke nukem forever's dev cycle
>>283558658
>>283558908
I can't wait for that to happen! I'm sure I'll have less trouble finding a girlfriend then!Nowadays, I'd prefer a girl that doesn't play video games.
OH MY GOD GUYS. BANJO IS BACK HOLY SHIT.
http://youtu.be/ePgIGmYv-sY
Fuck yeah, World of Warcraft is so good guys. I might be blinded by WC2 and WC3 nostalgia, but it's so great! High school's not that hard anyways, I can spend some time playing all day.
I can't wait to see they keep going with it. I hope soon we'll be able to play as the Blood Elves! Maybe the Draenei too, they were awesome in WC3!
>>283555419
>I can't wait to go home and play with my dog before I play some videogames
>>283559361Now I prefer traps. What the hell happen to me?
>>283559412
Fuck that shit, i want to play as a panda.
Anyone here hype about the new Zelda game? Apparently you turn into a wolf, plus it's not all kiddy looking like WW. Already pre-ordered it at Gamestop, I'm also pretty excited about the Revolution (they should keep that name imo).
BTW, it's so convenient nowadays to be able to pre-order games so that I have a chance to play it on day 1 of release. I feel like this will be the best way to purchase video games in the future!
>>283551991
i am graduating from HS this summer
Playing WoW
CS:S too
HL2
God of War that summer?
Fuck. I can't believe im the same person.
fuck holy shit
how am i alive?
is this hell?
>>283556559
Serious Sam 2 is a great game if you look it from the perspective of a kid. I played it on the Xbox when I was 12 or 13 and thought it was the best shit ever. I don't want to go back to it cause I know it's gonna be stupid flashy comedy and explosions.
Man 7th grade sucks ass, I'm sure things will get better after this!
>>283557132
Man that would be cool. Imagine what cool things the great devs of the 90's like Tim Schafer would say!
>Nintendo children being hyped for the "Revolution"
>meanwhile Sony is going to release the PS3 and sweep the competition
>>283559514I don't know so I can't relate there. But I wish the Occulus Rift would go somewhere with virtual sex. Seeing as how women have been encouraged to become more promiscuous these days, that episode of Futurama where Fry dates a robot Lucy Liu starts to speak to me now.
>>283559118
Aw come on pal, I bet the game its gonna be the greatest FPS in history of mankind if they are taking that long
I'm sure games will be better with every year, no downgrades and other shit.Why the hell I made this thread?I want fun, no being sad. So many bad memories.
>>283559879Need a hug?
>>283555419
I'm 22 right now. I still have hope Anons. One of my friends is offering me to stay at their place. Rent wouldn't be too bad, and I could easily get a job nearby.
There's still hope for me yet.
>>283559841
Soon anon, soon we will have our perfect waifus.
>>283554464
holy shit /v/ is so young i gotta get outta here
>>283559773
As long as they have a strong opening library and a reasonable price point they could potentially dominate the next gen, too!
I'd be worried if I we're a fan of Nintendo right now.
>>283559841Someday anon, someday. Actually I like more fictionial girls than the real. You know, this waifu shit, AA2, etc.
>>283555419
fuck
you
>>283559412
>In Goldshire
>Walk behind the Goldshire inn
>Take a few steps forward
>Take a few more
>I'll hit this invisible wall any second now...
I think that was the first time WoW blew my mind. The human starting zone was obviously blocked off by mountains, but seeing an open area with no noticeable borders was a complete shock.
I feel sorry for the players that started when WoW first introduced zoned areas. What once was open and free, suddenly had bluish transparent walls.
>>283559971
You can move out, you can get a job, and you can get married, but it'll never change who you are.
I got married at your age. I'm 26 now, single, NEET, and back at home once again. You're here forever, mentally too.
Hey guys, I'm thinking about starting a website about.. well, anything! I'm gonna call it reddit. Who's in?
>>283552938
>After the horrendus DMC2
no thanks
Just got a 7600GT and can play Half Life 2 finally.
Holy fucking shit look at these graphics. Look at the water! The fucking gravity gun! That dicktease cliffhanger ending!
This forced Steam is more of a steaming pile than anything else though. The fuck am I supposed to have internet always on to play games??
>>283560217
I'll just make sure I don't get married then. Or not immediately.
I will learn from the mistakes of many Anon and find a way to leave this place.
>>283551991
This xbox live fee bullshit is ridiculous and if we don't make this system fail it will set an example for future consoles!
>>283560759
>find a way to leave this place.
Anon, I believe you can do anything you set your mind to, but I can't lie to you, you are never going to leave this place.As a personal piece of advice, just never get married, it gives you no tangible benefits as a man and in fact gives her ways to fuck you up if she wants to. In fact, never do anything outrageous for sex, just let it happen, but don't go out and spend time and resources for it. It's never, ever, ever worth it. It's fleeting, and you get that same feeling after you jack it where you wonder why you did it, only unlike jacking it, you've lost a tangible resource like time or money.
I finally hit level 60 guys! Raids are going to be so fun!im going to cry
>>283554924
ANON NO