Besiege
First for I dont even know what 40k is but I like the ork shit.
how do I git gud with bombs
thredly dose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnjxftU6r0
1st for averaging 7 hours a day
>>281986673
where is that other one with the spider bot that moves like fluid?
>>281986673
Sequel fucking when
>>281986658
CATAPULTS
>>281986673
How does that already have 40k views?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjxT5UI47s
Could somebody link me to the foolz post where the one at 6:14 was posted?, or repost the webm?
Please?
Also, can somebody make something like this?
Reposting for the anon who wanted beybattles
>>281986970
Posted to the game's forums, devs endorsed it.
I have a very basic question. So far all I've made are these little machines. I got to the rock map and built this shitty crane that somehow managed to do the job, but I'm having trouble understanding how to give things real structure. This thing wobbled all over the place.
My main question is about making something like a tank turret -- it looks like no matter what you do, if you want something that rotates it has to go through a SINGLE steering block. So how can you support something like this crane and keep it stable?
>>281987087
Braces. Braces make everything better.
>>281986997
are those beyblades or something?
>>281987087
struts and springs??
>>281987087
More struts. Struts EVERYWHERE.
>>281987228
Yes
>>281987087
Your turrets should be simple.
Also steering blocks are kinda shit.
>>281987223
But I can't, for instance, brace the crane to the base, because then I wouldn't be able to turn the crane independently. Unless the braces work differently than I think.
>>281986673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjxT5UI47s
this one is far better
>915 AD
>still using wooden blocks in your machines
I amALLAHU AKBARat this game
>>281987409
What could I use instead of a steering block for something like this?
>>281987551
>implying that your shit going in flames isn't half the fun
>wake up
>someone has done a loss.png version
oh you guys
>>281987684
Did you wake up two days ago?
kinda worries me how fucking good /v/ is at making torture devices
>>281987607
wheel.
Or just turn the whole damn machine / have it rotate at the horiantal portion of the crane.
>>281986505
>LOOK MOM I POSTED MY WEBM AGAIN
>>281987797
They're siege engines. None of these are torture machines.
Although the ones that use fire probably break the geneva convention.
>>281987087
there's a button on the ui that reads machine info, turn on the COM option to display a little orb that shows your center of mass and balance it out with weights and suspensions
>>281987479
>gets the game's title wrong in the description
0/10
I seriously hope you guys bought the DRM-free version off their homepage.
reposting some shit
>>281987905
siege engine/torture devices. Have you seen the one that picks up one dude, throws him in a box and mashes him with spikes? Seems like a pretty legit torture device in my own opinion
>>281986658
Replace holders with grabbers.
>>281986673
How did the guy make that one at the very end? It looked like he had multiple steering blocks and he was able to control them individually instead of all at once.
>>281988097
>>281988072
>>281988096
i like the scorpion that rounds up the guys and then the tail sprays them all with fire.
Reposting for the new age of waifus in Besiege.
>>281986970
maybe this is why?
>>281987479
please see >>281986978
>>281988175
>>281988096
Everything dies instantly in this game. You can't torture shit.
>>281988097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7A60QVBnJc
>>281988273
anyone made a 40k titan yet? or a dreadnought?
>>281988339
>>281988423
I should work on the legs
>>281988175
This actually looks like a fully engine'd airship crash. Very nice.
I can't do webums but how is my first attempt at a missile carrier?
And is there anyway to make them fly farther?
>>281988175
That crash is so majestic
>>281988505
almost there man
>>281986658
Suicide wagons.
>>281987559
for the will of allah
>>281988576
Make em multi stage but those are both huge and heavy.
>>281988282
you're missing the point, which is that /v/ is full of evil geniuses. These threads are like support forums for medieval RPG villains.it's glorious
>>281988150
>I have come to destroy you
>>281988701
h-how do I make them multistage and/or cut weight?
I finally made a missile shooting truck
>>281988708
I'm just peeved at the siege engines being incorrectly labeled as torture devices.
Has someone made ED-209?
>>281988175
beautiful
>>281988096
You mean the surprise box?
>>281988785
Wouldn't a catapult or trébuchet work more effectively?
>>281988904
>>281988785
These are pretty fucking good.
I'M NUCLEAR
>>281988904
That's the one. >>281988823 tell me that couldn't be classified as a torture device IRL
>>281988175
>We have finally reached the point in video games where an unscripted crash in a goofy ship someone built for fun now looks like something in a CGI film.
I'm glad I'm alive to see this.
>>281989017
It's a surprise box not a torture device!
>>281988974
so would a machine that isn't 100% guaranteed to light itself on fire, but I have one of those too
>>281989017
Dude got bashed in the face with a big-ass hunk of whatever the crap the grabber is made out of, if he didn't die from that, he's probably unconscious for when the spike impales his face and probably kills him instantly if he wasn't dead before.
Dude is dead basically instantly.
>>281989017
You have to be alive to be tortured, do you even know what torture means?
Every device ITT is a murder machine, not a torture machine
even this is technically not a torture machine
>>281989292
>guy was clearly still alive while flying away
>>281989163
Don't spin or move too fast when you have fire going. The flame "hitbox" lingers in the air and doesn't keep the same momentum with you, so you'll turn right into it.
>>281986658
like this?
>>281989382
I'm pretty sure the knights run into you and set you on fire, along with running over burning bodies
>>281989292
i can't breathe
>>281989292
>knight dreams of the moon
>>281989352
Yes, but once he reaches the height limit he will freeze and then die
Reposting from yesterday. In the previous thread someone suggested replacing wood with pistons so I don't have worry about burning. Pistons don't work for it at all though, they're too flexible and don't align as nicely. Also when there's so many of them, my CPU has trouble keeping up.
>>281989448
replace the brazier with a holder block, that way it won't jostle around so much and blow up in your face
>>281986978
>>281986978
>>281986978
bumping this, this is the last thing I need before I start to work on the dropbox
Built a long range slingshot.
>mfw it actually fucking works
web of it in motion. http://webmup.com/G9ndc/
feels great
>>281989801
jees christ!
>>281989673
>freezing someone to death isn't torture
>>281989143
fucking 10/10
>>281988778
Multistage is just adding another few wood blocks and another decoupler with another set of cannons with a different hotkey to manually fire the separate stages. Don't know about a weight solution.
What I'm currently trying to do is fit a missile battery onto an all-purpose vehicle but I'm trying to make a practical build. I need to protect the missiles from arrows and make the ride smooth enough to keep the missiles from detonating during travel.
My current build has just had shit strapped onto it as it became necessary so it's wobbly as hell but it gets the job done. I like my missile mounts and anchoring mechanism. The anchor decouples too once the missiles are fired. I want to find a way for the whole thing to have a smaller profile while at rest. I probably need to just rebuild fresh and put braces on everything.
reposting my first creation, now with armor, spring, and different canon fire.
>>281989914
>>281989257
yeah he probably would be, the concept and rough design could still be used to make a torture device though.
>>281989015
Before you set this off, please tell us what suburb/town you live in so we can see the reports of the fire that it starts in your PC.
Who would have thought that making the stride biased to one side would actually improve movement speed?
anyone build a trebuchet yet?
>>281987797
A device used to kill people =/= torture device
It cant be a torture device if its intention is to kill something, if its made to kill its a weapon.
>>281990295
not what i expected
>>281990295
>using wheels to walk
never too late to reinvent the wheel I guess
>>281990348
>trebuchet
M8 were' on rocket tech and mechs.
>>281988778
>>281990117
And then this is a quick and dirty multistage rocket.
I think it's about time for me to set up recording and webms for this shit.
Anyone made 2 stage missiles yet? Currently trying one out and obviously am having weight issues.
Anyone know what is heavier, a single wood block or a ballast at 0.20?
I did it! I finally made some sort of slingshot!
>>281990482
Turn center of gravity on and see which one shifts it further.
anyone had much luck with ballistae?
>>281989382
Explain how the bottom of this which is wood does not ignite.
>>281990369
>>281990472
She walks fine without wheels. Those are for turningand if you mash the keys fast enough you can slowly move forward to climb up inclines as the leg motion can't
Man that webm for retards shit really is for retards. EZPZ
>>281989163
fuck, I didn't realize you could throw stuff off grabbers, I've been wasting my time with decouplers and trying to pop them at just the right moment.
>>281989801
That's fucking evil. I love it.
>>281991059
its basically the same thing, you press V to release stuff and generally with pistons you want to shoot the pistons, time it so they'll be extended 99% of the way and then release H and then tap V a split second after
Like ctapping when you rocket jump, if you're into that
So is this pretty much Kerbal Space Program...
...
...But with Medieval siege weapons?
Have the devs mentioned anything about controller support? I'd love to able to have some analog inputs.
>>281990902
Just proof she can move without wheels while also carrying a load. Turning was a different, pain inducing story.
>>281991236
Does KSP have puzzles you're supposed to solve by building rockets? I've never gone past the OP of their generals because it says the game sucks and the devs are shit.
>>281990618
I love how that decoupler moved
>>281990536
Someone post the "Complex Catapult" unfolding slingshot box.
Someone make a colossus and I'll give you nothing
>>281990618
yes.
>>281991323
Looks like a puppy taking his first steps
>>281991334
I haven't played it in some time, but in the early days it was more "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE" levels of fun building in a general sandbox, but from what I understand the game has an actual mission/goal structure now?
But I meant mostly in the "WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE" levels of fun building way--Though the fact that this has puzzles is a pleasant surprise.
>>281991565
That's because this design is taking its first steps into the future
in the past
in the future!
So this is how those Spiders in Animal planet feel like
How do I into planes
Toribash Mecha Battle Mod when?
>>281987479
What is the music playing in this one? I can't quite put my finger on it, is it from star trek?
I want to see a punching robot.
>>281991652
Is the future of Besiege everyone finding a way to fit at least one SCUD on every design?
Because I would be okay with that.
what exactly are braces used for? It seems like alot of the time you can get just as much stability by adding a shitton of blocks everywhere.
>>281991379
I'm taking baby steps. I'm a mess when it comes to configuring shit and then controlling it.
I think the slingshot you're requesting was posted above mine
>>281989914
>>281991794
Holy shit, someone needs to make a pile bunker.
>>281991853
They don't take much weight and they're more rigid than a block chain.
>>281991853
they're for making long wobbly bits not wobble
>>281991375
does it every fucking time. half the time it gets hooked under and cuts the whole craft in two, or overshoots the 'arrow' and smacks the bomb, with predictable results.
>>281990873
With a name like that, I knew it had to be something great
Who has come the closest to a medieval transformer?
>There will never be a PvP mode
>you will never see two of any of these great inventions fighting
Hopefully the success of this game attracts more people to make these types of games
>>281992097
>attracts more people to make these types of games
we all remember robocraft
>>281991652
dat rampaging arm, lol
>I will avenge you, my body!
>>281991980
>oh boy I can't wait to make all these machines
>>281990295
SCIENCE
>>281991448
>>281990618
Reposting mine from yesterday.
>>281992097
Why can't they just make a pvp mode?
This is hard!
>>281989801
>The box is engulfed in flame and the steel on the outside gets hot
Jesus, I can just hear the screaming.
>>281989292
this shit is just getting absurd now
Is this game worth the $6.99?
>>281992116
holy shit im dying
was not expecting that
>>281992497
There would be horrendous block limits, pair that alongside trying to send data from both users to each other
shit would be hell
>>281992420
well I've been thoroughly shown up.
>>281992116
>bipedal robot that can actually waddle forward
impressive, we're advancing
>this game will never have multiplayer
underrated
>>281992582
>>281989880
>>281986978
NIGGERS
>>281992686
neat
>>281992097
Local might be pretty easy with pads. Hell, right now you could probabably build two separate machines with completely different controls, and fight on a keyboard that doesn't eat inputs.
>>281992629
I'm a retarded idiot that can't make anything decent I think it's worth it
>>281989914
>Slowly unfolds
>Suddenly jumps to full size
>This dramatic music
>That direct hit.
This is some Gurren Lagann shit.
>>281992686
>that surprise functionality feel
>>281992497
>>281992097
The game is made in Unity right?
I've dabbled a bit into it and making online physics synchronize is a living hell, you'd be better off making your own engine from scratch specialized in this. So yeah I doubt there'll be any multiplayer mode anytime soon.
Would attaching wings to missiles do anything?
>>281992650
Just keep aiming for a higher range and keep iterating on your design.
>>281990295
>BigDog final stage testing.webm
Looks like samurai really are better than knights and castles.
Now all that's left is to find out how to further weaponize this. Smaller plane will allow more of them, but that's hard, and upscaling the carrier will kill my CPU.
>>281992887
Make them heavier.
>ok that lets me make a car, but how do i get it to turn?
>3 hours later
>building a robodrone that airdrops bombs
I fucking love this game
How do I do neat stuff like catapults? How do you guys make functional, steerable cars? I really want to make a truck with an extendo scorpion tail on it that I can attack with but I'm having trouble wrapping my head around how to do neat stuff.
>>281992686
elegant as fuck
>>281986673
>tfw that last one sold me the game
>>281992887
Compare this webm to this: >>281992420
It made my missile a more stable.
>>281993051
you can customise keybindings for each block
>>281988425
this is so beautiful, where is the motherfucker that made this, I need him to help me into aircrafts.
>>281991323
Why does it correct itself when it starts to lose balance? Is that you controlling it?
The movements looks so organic, it's creepy.
>>281993151
YES
>>281993037
this was the second or third thing I made
this game is goddamned amazing
>>281993151
That's fantastic.
>>281993151
>That fucking exultation
I can't, this is too fucking much, I'm crying, and I can't breathe
>>281989292
Holy shit that's great
>>281992674
95% of the time the legs disintegrate after a few steps, it took a shitload of tries just to get to the house for that. Adding any more weight makes it just collapse almost immediately.
>>281993151
Oh god, I'm fucking dying
>>281991707
Jesus Christ, that looks like a fucking choreographed fight. How does Toribash even work?
>>281991785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q
guys I just got the game, and I have problems with building my rockets. How the hell do I turn this thing around? pic related
>>281993548
Press R before placing it.
>>281993151
10000/10 my sides have been besieged
>>281993581
>>281993591
thanks alot guys
>>281993526
You choreograph a fight and watch it go down.
>>281992686
That thing is so fucking cool. You can just sense the raw mechanical logic driving its moves. Something about how it never stops spinning makes it feel super alien too.
>>281993151
Perfection
11/10
>>281992686
I want an RTS game where I can build these en masse.
>>281987684
>png
Smalltime
I've got a huge boner for rotating cannons
>>281992686
how can he steer
>>281993974
im done, im out, im leaving, ive seen everything that there is possible to see. There is nothing left for me in this world
>>281993972
>Besieged RTS game where you get low poly models of shit you made that met X criteria for certain units
like X amount of cannons and a swiveling turret for tanks and shit,
god damn it would be rad as hell
>>281988175
>A seven dollar physics simulator produces CGI as good as Michael Bay could ever dream
>>281994020
he just puts the blades down so the bottom is spinning then drops back down when they're aligned in the direction he wants to go
>>281987821
>making a turret on a wheel
Need to turn the speed to shit or the wheel breaks. They're damn fragile.
>>281994135
>Michael Bay
someone needs to start making some transformers in this game
>>281994101
I just want to send 20 of them into a field with like 300 infantry ready to get mowed down.
>>281994141
how can th ecar steer when i put steer it only make car fall other
>>281994183
Try using a steering block.
it is the will of allah
>>281994020
He's using stacked wheels.
>>281993974
>>281989801
Jesus
>>281994220
this game needs a level editor so you can at least send one or two that you control into a field of hundreds
>>281993974
I can't do this any more. Jesus fucking christ /v/
>>281992416
someone remake this in game
>>281987479
>robbed the cowboy of holstering and win pose
Far better my ass.
>>281986673
What's the actual name of the song played there, it's really well written.
>>281993974
Oh my god.
>>281986673
You're a lot faster then me.
Took me two nights to make this.
Hope it's up to /v/'s high standards.
http://youtu.be/w39KuV51Uho?list=PL2SOj8g-KDHco6qLPJ4l6_t5eAqtyeGLh
>>281993974
What is this?
>>281993974
gotyay
>>281994447
Mike Oldfield's NUCLEAR
Is it possible/has anyone made any of the Robots from Robot Wars?
Anyone trying to GO FAST?
Post land speed record contenders. This piece of shit is the best I've got so far.
>>281994503
woo my thing made it in
who make the car steer my car can steer it fall other
>>281994616
I've tried using spinning block for flying, am I doing it wrong?
>>281994643
I wanted to get more, but ran out of song
>>281994587
Thanks bruh.
>>281994503
these fucking flying machines are so majestic they bring a tear to my eye
>>281993974
oh my fuck
>>281989163
Why don't people shit on this game like they do Hatred? It's the same shit on a bigger scale, you're even invading some poor country that wants nothing to do with you and genociding them. You kill civilians in a huge bloody burnt mess. They writhe in agony and bleed out. Their limbs go flying.
But nobody bats an eye.
>>281993974
I'm speechless
>>281994723
The one that flaps is way maneuverable than I would have thought possible.
Does anyone have the webm of the machine thats basically a couple doing doggy style?
Someone post the webm of the unfolding super-slingshot.
I wish there was a map editor. You could make maps with custom forts and waves of troops, then upload them for others to destroy in fun ways.
Some form of object spawner would be nice as well, for ammunition.
>>281994846
that thing is incredible. are we able to share files, because I want that thing.
>>281994503
>Explosions going of with the music
>Mechs lifting with 'push it to the limit'
>Flying machines looking down
>>281994607
I made Dead Metal.
>>281993974
Holy fucking shit, this was beautiful
>>281994503
I liked the editing.
Needs more DYELbot with that music though.
>>281994503
>that flying machine during the first little string/synth breakdown
Beautiful, what a time to be alive
>No wrestling bots
Time to fix that
>>281994983
I love that third wheel for turning
>>281995053
Holy kek
>>281994503
>You better win it!!! as the flying machine dives
so how do I make a basic catapult?
>>281995053
>>281994616
webm/video of that thing in action?
>>281991323
anon please share your secrets with me, I must know how.
Can you make the steering joint begin already bent?
>>281995053
lost my shit, thanks anon.
>>281995053
BAHW GAWD GOOD GOD ALMIGHT
>>281992686
NASA should hire this fucker to work on the next Mars rover, holy fuck; my dick got hard from the sheer engineering potential of it.
It's like I was witnessing the video on skycrane and curiosity all over again.
>>281994983
>grabs two of the knights
>now kiss
>WHARASRASRAGASRAGAR
>tfw can't fly well
At least I have skate Lincoln.
>>281995053
ELBOW DROP THOSE PEASANTS
>>281989801
Holy shit!
>>281994959
>>281995029
>>281995086
>>281995103
Wow thanks!
>>281995053
This game is a gift that keeps on giving, holy shit
>>281995128
perfectly safe
>>281988150
>I have come to destroy you
>>281993009
>pic related
>>281994983
Cool
would making Chaos 2 be possible?
or aren't flippers a thing?
>>281988168
He probably bound the blocks to different keys.
>>281995402
you could probably turn a plow into a flipper.
>>281992686
I made one like it, but with a controllable spin for the top part. Very fun
So here it is, my first serious machine, just a light tank but is quite underwhelming against anything in this thread.
Im still very proud of my recoiless cannon turret, it has 0 kickback I will try to make a webm in this shitty laptop
This one is still my favorite
>>281995429
>flipper
Might actually be something to think about learning to build. I got the feeling we may need to fight other siege engines in future levels.
>>281995402
I don't know how you would make a flipper strong enough. I tried making Panic Attack but couldn't figure out how to do the flipper.
I'm just waiting for some sort of Baneposting thing
not sure how
>>281993974
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY SIDES
I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN AGES
>>281994503
better than medie/v/al
>>281995519
>I got the feeling we may need to fight other siege engines in future levels
Fucking GOAT if this is true.
>>281995281
that's pretty damn nifty
Someone post the "driveby" one.
>>281983251
this anon here, i wasn't referring to the controllable pieces, but rather things like the camera.
>>281995191
It's actually not that difficult.
>Set the the topmost hinges to move inward and outward on the same command, this is to adjust when you put differing loads on the beast
>second set of hinges placed like a knee-joint. bind these to a different set of keys: they will actuate your angle of motion when you start to walk
>Pistons, took the most time to get done, but the most efficient and fastest method so far is
>frontmost pistons: alternating buttons
>middle pistons: as above, but flip the keys (So if you set the front ones to F and K, the middle would be K and F
>Rear pistons
set these to the same key. you can still walk if you set them as alternating, but you will have less speed
>>281993290
I'm simply one with my machine.
But really, the organic-ness is due to a "calculated" lack of struts in certain areas. This means there is micro-differences in the distance from piston to ground on each leg, which doubly ensures you don't just bounce in place.
>>281995494
The thing I would like most about the multiplayer we're never getting isn't necessarily everyone's creations fighting each other, but seeing how the wildly different ones would cooperate with each other. The smaller fast attack vehicles defending the siege engines and SCUD launchers and whatnot would be cool as shit. The huge warships hotdropping the smaller vehicles. Endless possibilities.
>>281995512
holy shit, did that just launch a bomb over the horizon? impressive
>>281995631
It's a logical conclusion to take. We've already seen opposing cannonfire as a challenge.
>>281995281
Sick nasty.
>>281995717
it goes so far it hits the invisible wall on the other side
>>281995696
fucking camera
>>281992047
>>281994215
what to do next?
>>281995190
Like I said, it's pretty shit.
Anyone got a DL link?
>>281993987
this one deserves some recognition
>>281995329
Impressive
i tried to make a siege tank thing
the deployable legs worked okay
>>281995963
Dude. This is a game that /v/ actually fucking likes.
Support the fucking devs.
>>281995963
http://store.steampowered.com/app/346010/
Faggot.
>>281995963
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:DFA91C121045D3AC5128BA9BDE4E310430E48648&tr=udp://open.demonii.com:1337
>>281995053
>ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE
>IN THE WWE SSUUPPEERR SLAM
>>281995878
Thats neat!!
>>281996142
That thing deserves a missile battery or two. Strap a SCUD on.
>>281992714
>>281986978
>>281989880
>>281993524
pls, i'm trying to help you guys by compiling a dropbox
>>281995878
Fucking sweet!
>>281996214
Thanks.
>>281996181
>>281996182
Jerks.
>>281995545
Hmm I see
The people who made Panic Attack live on my street funnily enough
Sgt. Bash could probably be done as I've seen flamethrowers
I should really buy this game though, looks really cool
>>281996142
That looks pretty cool. Looks like a boss that would be in Metal Slug or something.
>>281996220
i tried but the deployment disrupted the grabber and the bomb self destructed the tank
>>281996181
>>281996182
Tut tut, you always pirate first before buying.
Games like this show me that this board isn't dead yet. Construction games in general bring out the best in /v/.
Let's just hope the game actually updates regularly so it doesn't fade into obscurity.
>>281996282
>Stealing a fucking 7 dollar game that's actually good
No, go fuck yourself
>>281996182
>>281996181
Are you cockmasters fucking serious?
>>>/reddit/
>>281996429
good goy
>>281995878
Starscream, naturally.
>>281996398
I've found that similar tasks usually bring out the best of the board no matter what board you're on.
>>281996434
I can almost smell your entitlement
>>281995650
If you want to play around with Lincoln.
https://mega.co.nz/#!eA8zGAJY!9Sjt43lhE3cwdWmS61ONzfAP_ga5IcsJ9Pvb5yHogFU
>good threads on /v/
'tis an awesome thing to see!
>>281993526
It's turn based. On each turn both players manipulate joints on the body and then the turn plays. It goes for however amount of time and then you do it again and again until you run out of time or they get KO'd.
The less time between turns the more intricate your moves can be, and that's how that shit was done.
It's all very fiddly and hard to learn. Good fucking fun though, and it will never get old.
Anyone got the fedora tip?
>>281996606
why are there so few webms of machines trying out the obstacle course? seems like a lot of untapped potential for everyone playing
(id make some but my computer couldnt handle this game, hopefully in a couple of weeks ill be able to contribute or something)
>>281995878
Lol fucking sweet
this game looks like to have fps issues
>>281996606
lincon is pretty sick ill try to do something with him
>>281996891
It does, the more pieces your machine has the slower it runs
>>281996891
Maybe if you have a shit PC.
do you guys think a $500-600 laptop could run this game smoothly?
>>281996946
It may be time to finally retire my 2500k
>>281996891
Physics games always have fps issues the more complex shit you render.
Plus it's early access.
You stupid shitlord.
>>281997029
>>281996998
from what year?
>>281994743
Are any of the cutesy little NPCs visibly female?
>>281995878
Jesus man, fucking saved
>>281995053
>giving the peoples elbow to the people
Surprised we've not seen a 9/11 re-enactment yet.
I'm shit at this
Can someone give a quick tutorial on how to make a very basic catapult
>>281997132
need some blades to chew through the ones that get too close i think. Either that or more flamethrowers.
>>281996998
Doubtful.
>>281996429
>implying this isn't another feature of the month flash in the pan that's going to make a lot of money of potential alone before the dev runs with the money leaving you to cry like a bitch about how it all went wrong somehow
protip: More money generally equals less productivity
>>281997429
i got your blades right here
>>281995281
love it.
>>>281995053
>>giving the peoples elbow to the people
>tfw no 9/11
Made this earlier today
>>281994743
>>281997167
Yeah, no qt3.14 asian waifus begging for their lives before getting shot in the face maybe.
I think Hatred is cool though.
>>281997558
>>281997412
There has.
>>281997415
>Build A-Frame that has a 3 bock gap
>attach to swivels opposite eachother, inside of your A-frame
>black between them
>make the block long in the back, half as long in the front
>place bomb at long end of beam
>delete block next to bomb
>put single block and grabber
>back to swivel area
>put a single block on top
>attach struts from this block to both ends of beam, on both sides
>get elastic
>attach to short end of beam
>attach other end to just behind the mid-point on the A-Frame, at the ground level
>press L, when just about to reach the top, press v
>>281997558
Someone made it actually.
It even blew up from the inside so it was pretty historically accurate.
So aren't these saved as files? Couldn't people upload the files so other people can try them?
>>281997692
I' give it 6/10 because it wasn't that great but I laughed though.
>>281997778
fucking KEK
>>281994503
>mfw
>>281997875
I can't believe I share a board with retards like this.
>>281997692
>bombs inside
>>281997104
this year, new
>>281997438
dont say that
>>281994872
>>281997692
Someone else tried one earlier too
>>281997415
Here's a very basic version. Take a look, every important element is in sight.
>>281997723
>>281988904
>>281989801
I love evil shit like this
got any more? These are so cool
>>281997692
>tfw jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>281992097
>there is
>it was called bajooe Kazooie nuts n' bolts
>>281997950
Ok.
>>281988175
Literally buying the game tomorrow after seeing this.
Has anyone designed a robot that can clear all the stages?
Fuck, all my webms have non existing audio and won't post.
How do you make them have no audio by default?
>>281998569
It's not that hard, just put a few cannon rockets on wheels.
Nightmare fuel time.
>>281998590
Use the -an command with ffmpeg
>>281998569
The one issue i can see are the mining stage and the stealing wood stage.
>>281998692
Roger that.
>>281998287
the predecessor to >>281997723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo
suggested music, makes me wish I could paint my siege engines.
>>281998569
One dude claimed he did, I don't have the webm with his design. It was pretty clean and simple, small catapult in the back, some weapons on the front.
>>281996475
>>281995878
Of course!!
Starscream, I am on it nigga!
Will report back in a few hours of testing
>>281989292
>nobody remembers the comics now
>>281989143
>mobile KFC
>>281988505
>"I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU"
http://youtu.be/7_b-qBTul44?t=1m37s
>>281998634
Yeah, i doubt it.
>hillclimb
>farming
>final stage
Doubt anyone on /v/ is that smart.
>>281996181
>I pirated the game
>bought it the next day
It's a good game, but I wasn't about to drop money on a meme game unless I knew it was good.
>>281998287
Here's a slightly altered version of my previous one.
>>281999546
It fucking counts down. perfect
>>281996181
Its called try before you buy.
I pirated the game yesterday, gonna buy it when I get back from work
>>281997578
>>281998705
I could make a robot which is actually like six robots put together that each deploy from a single body, A catapult works on literally all the combat stages except the sheep one.
>>281989801
I bet the ISIS browses this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jel4Z1GCUw
I made this for you all.
So when will this become a memegame?
>>281998190
Pretty sure this is how Slaanesh was born in 40k.
>>281999736
>that audio for the last one
I have been viewing these threads for the past few days. In these threads, I have laughed more times than I can count, I have teared up at almost all of these, and the exceptional ones have made me truly happy.
Thank you /v/, please, keep on doing this. This game is fucking amazing and I love you all. Keep up the good work.
>too stupid to come up with anything cool
>>281999736
>all that great vidya audio
>that last clip
I like it.
>>281993974
A masterpiece
>>282000116
actively trying to be original is pretty hard, just fuck around
I made Killalot but he's a bitch to control.
>>281986861
must be some of my stuff
Made a mecha from PAtlabor. Shit's fun yo.
>>282000116
I found a fun way to start is to try and recreate real world siege weapons like catapults and shit then fuck around from there.
>>281999736
>That Thor
>>282000556
Fuck it, I'm making the GitS spider mech
Can someone please post the steerable wheels tutorial picture again? It had eight wheels in opposing directions, but I don't remember the details.
>>282000692
that one might be hard. good luck anon!
>>282000739
>>281999736
well done
>>281999546
Comedy gold.
>>282000865
This is retarded, I'll make a better one in a sec.
>>281999853
Last post m8
>>282000116
Then make the most practical machine. I want to see a beautiful flyer that works with mounted weapons. Get on it anon.
>>281986978
>>281987479
>tfw your machine made it in
>>281999546
Think you can make a bigger one on the map that has the small army attacking you?
Has anyone here ever played Incredibots? Its a browser game but theres a shitload of creation potential
>>282001132
Has anyone ever opened Notepad? It's a writing program but theres a shitload of creation potential
>>281996946
My computer is 3 months old at $1700 and a lot of parts makes it lag out
>>282001132
I played it like 7 years ago when I was a faggot teenager with nothing to do. Besiege is like 3D Incredibots with more to do.
>>282001206
>$1700
>>282001179
>not remembering those incredibot gifs
it's like you've been here for 15 minutes or something, there's a whole collection of crazy incredibot constructions
>>282001197
>using a fucking volley of cannon fire in order to change your direction mid spin
Fuck me
>>282001197
tony hawk sick
>>282001206
post a speccy
>>282001120
I'm already dropping frames with this one. I could make a bigger one, but I'm not sure if I could actually move it on my PC. I'll see what I can do later today, I'll probably be in one of these threads in ~8 hours.
>>282001197
>>282001370
Nah I'm right thanks.
>>282001197
>that cannon flip
>>282001385
reduce your frametime then to like 25%. It'll run much smoother then.
>>282001197
AMERICA montage when
My only regret is not being able to stick this drill on a giant mech's hands.
>>282001886
PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>282001886
why not make the drill extendable
>>282001886
You did good anon
>>282001886
Put that on a wheel and a piston to extend and spin faster.
Show it /v/
>>282001886
why cant you stick it on a mech hand? even a stationary mech
>>282001886
spinning and fire never seem to work for long
>>281989292
my sides fucking flew alongside that guy
>>282002054
i dont know, maybe I should try
Fuck. I got the spider walker movement technique down but powered hinges are too weak and jittery to properly support anything.
>>281998239
>that jew face
10/10
>>282002310
HEIL
>>281988175
Glorious
>>281990295
>with a 7 dollar physics simulator /v/ can create AIBO in the span of a couple of threads
>>281988175
fake. steel blocks dont explode like that
>>282001026
>>282000739
Okay, sorry it took so long. Please post this one in the future.
It's better to put the turning wheels on the outside so they don't drag even when you're just going straight.
Also, I don't know what the fuck is going on with that flipping. That's fucking retarded and confusing.
>>282002310
Is that a fucking reloadable ballista?