>hfw I told her to fuck off Highlight moment of this shit game.

that's a greasy face

>>276063312
No joke. I never really paid much attention to all the jokes and whatnot as the game was released. However now that I'm currently in the market for a new rpg to play, I've been looking up info about this game. Boy howdy is she hideous. If I ever end up playing it, I'm at least glad that I can tell her to make like a tree and fuck off

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>>276063204
>mfw I can't even download this shit game to laugh at it because none of the torrents work
Please tell me you didn't buy it OP

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>>276063312
It really is

>>276063683

Of course I did anon. For zero dollars from the based chinamen.

>>276063204
>>276063729
Why is she so ugly, I don't understand it

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>>276063204
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

How the fuck did they think that is the face an elf should have? Aren't elves supposed to be inhumanely beautiful?

>>276063910
nope they've always been lowlife chav scum in Dragon Age

>>276063683

You need a patch

>>276063204
shit tier ugly game

>>276063910
She is inhumanly beautiful
In that, no human could find her beautiful

>>276063997
But they didn't look like fucking orcpigs in Origins

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>>276063729

>>276063910
>Aren't elves supposed to be inhumanely beautiful?

No. It's fantasy, mang. Loosen those reins.

I think she looks cute, in the way pugs are cute.

>>276063204
>paid for da:i

fffffffffffffaggggggggggg

>>276063729
I don't think a game face is supposed to be that shiny, there's a bit too much lighting on it.

>>276064112
Hey man, fuck you, don't talk like that.

Pugs are actually cute.

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>>276063835
>>276064012
Can some kind anon spoonfeed a dumbass and tell me where they got an actually working torrent?

the wonderful thing about fallout games is that you can murder your followers the moment it becomes convenient

which is usually pretty early for me

like, right before I don't recruit them

>>276063312
For you.

>>276063862
they probably did it to prod at the "mysoginistic gamers" that only care about attractive women or something.

>>276064268
You'd fuck a pug too, yeah?

>>276064332
http://thepiratebay.cr/torrent/10030302/sgames-presents-dragon-age-inquisition-2014-repack-multi2/

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>>276063204
>mfw everyone in this thread has Iron Bull tits

>>276064428
But she's a lesbian.... ?

>>276063204
She looks and acts like Golum with a wig.

>>276063204
It's not even like the character bases don;t allow for attractiveness, Leliana looks better than she did in Origins, they just chose to make her a mongoloid.

>>276064519
It's not even the face throwing me off, it's the fucking hair.

>>276064419
Well yeah. He shouldn't have said it otherwise. It's a great face for anyone, I'd imagine

A half-Elf, half-Orc crossbreed?

>>276064532
So am I. I fucking care about attractive women in my vidya.

>>276064697
Greasy, rather

>>276064519
Is that supposed to look good?

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>>276064632
i like

>>276064714

That's impossible, SJWs speak for all minorities and they say women shouldn't be attractive

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>all those cute dwarven girls, including an inquisition scout
>instead of them you will get this abomination for your squad
>you can't even burn it with fire

>>276064714
I just meant that it makes no sense for her to be ugly as a jab at muhsoggyknees because cismales can't fuck her. So be mad at Bioware for making the pure lesbian option ugly as fuck while taunting you with QTs like Leliana.

Anyone have the elf's sex scene

>>276064532
>players criticize the design of the character, who happens to be a lesbian.
>EA plays the homophobia card again

I don't even know if it's happened yet but I wouldn't be surprised.

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>>276063204
>share a coke with a GAMER.png

>>276064632
Done on purpose, even your party will comment on Seras shitty haircut.

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>>276063204
>>276064519

The fact she looks like a disgusting oily-faced dyke wouldn't bother me too much if she wasn't written like a retarded Tiny Tina.

>Blackwall: You should learn to watch your back.
>Sera: Well, you need to... your arse!
>Sera: No, your mom's arse!
>Blackwall: (Sighs.) Great. I'm glad we understand each other.

>Sera: So, Bull, what are your women like?
>Iron Bull: The Tamassrans? Terrifying...and inspiring. They teach you everything you need to know. Give your life purpose.
>Sera: No, I mean, are they like you? Big and...phwoar.
>Iron Bull: Oh, shit yeah.
Sera: (laughs) Wow.

>Sera: Hey Viv, Vivvy. Look at this. I've got something for you.
>Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you've displayed it.
>Sera: It's my butt!
>Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror. Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

>>276064419
If she washed her face, would she die?

>>276064332
He's actually a very nice character and say lot of very interesting things lore wise.
Same with Dorian, he's well written. But he will flirt with you ONE time if you're a male, and you can turn him down and he will not mention it again.

Iron bull, on the other hand, will ALWAYS talk about sex and how he like to fuck and how he want some ass and how he fap himself while thinking about the dragon you just killed
make me cringe so hard

>>276065179
It sounds like she has some kind of fucking disability.

>>276063729
>dat face
ayyy lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTxD-5OnqA

>>276065302
It's fitting since she's written as an uneducated peasant. But you really shouldn't have an uneducated peasant in your party

>>276065149
Well can I make her change it?
Or at least give her a fucking hat?

>>276065216
it would be an extremely gross

>>276065179
if Sera was a real person she'd browse /co/ and survive on autism bux.

>>276065404
You can even make her wear an helmet to hide all this fucking face m8

>>276064332
>working torrent

I got the game working and I am about 10 hours in. After a certain event I got stuck at a forever loading screen. I don't know if other torrents are like this and I don't see other people talking about it

>>276065241
Iron Bull is this game's Isabela. He's either thinking about fighting, or fucking.

>>276065302
Honestly it takes a few hours of listening her speech to even begin to figure out what the fuck she's all saying.

Sera ended up not looking as bad as i expected, but christ, who the fuck wrote her character?
She's just so damn annoying...
Hair looks like shit too.

>>276065179
Anon-kun... That's not a-actual dialogue, i-is it?

>>276065469
If you can straight up tell her that's why you make her wear a helm i may actually try the game at some point.

So I know I can turn her down to join my party, and can kick her out, but is there any point where I can utterly betray her, resulting in a horrific death?

What's the big deal with Sera. Obnoxious and ugly people do exist in real life.

>>276065447
She's a big dyke

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>>276064112
Fuck you asshole, pugs are adorable.

>>276065485
If it's the Keeper part, then I have the same problem. Either nothing works, or it fucks up there. Like i said, there's no WORKING torrent

Okay, fuck EVERYONE in this thread talking about her hair. Her hair is wonderfully beautiful. The rest of her, including her character, is terrible, however.

>>276065549
It would have been fun but no
But she's the only one in your party that you can fire after you hired her if she bother you too much. I can't fire anyone except her.

>>276065574
And nobody want to talk to them.

>>276065546
That's her legit party banter. Some of the most cringeworthy stuff. Most of it is pretty dumb. Some of it manages to be worth a smirk (like when she asks Solas if he can piss magic) but most of the time she's just having temper tantrums about the most inane shit.

>>276065302
What's her disability, /a/?

>>276065691
>Her hair is wonderfully beautiful
Nigga you got issues.

The hair looks like fucking ps1 graphics. Get it together, bioware.

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I want to see some r34.

>>276063312
You should see the fucking hair, it glistens. Shit looks worse than Origins. One of my biggest complaints in the game.

>>276065691
Well, maybe on a pretty woman...

>>276065567
AFAIK there's only one party member you can get killed, and not even directly (you abandon them to be executed).

But at least Sera's the only one who always has a "get the fuck out" option in her dialogue tree

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they need to fire the eyelash dept

>>276065546
Why do you feel the need to talk like that? Who are you trying to impress

>inb4 plz no bully
Plz cut it out.

>>276065765
A learning one. Stunted mental growth.
Only a child goes around repeatedly trying to show someone their ass

>>276065716
>And nobody want to talk to them.

Yeah, your party generally is a bit annoyed by her. Again, I don't like her either, but I don't think every character in a video game needs to be impossibly beautiful and the most likeable person you can imagine.

There's other more pressing issues the game has, like it's fucked up combat.

>>276065072
Man hands on that can. This the same sausage golem that gave himself a trophy for trolling the shit out of /v/?

>>276065839
Yes, that's what I'm saying.

>>276065691

>her hair is wonderfully beautiful

I could take a knife to my hair and just start hacking it off with no mirror, and no matter what, it would still look better than her hair. Like it is a literal autism haircut.

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>>276063729

>>276065629
>keeper part

I have no idea what that is. I am talking about the part where you meet Corypheus for the first time then got separated from everyone else.

>>276065889
>There's other more pressing issues the game has, like it's fucked up combat.
I agree

But good writing can make you forget bad gameplay if it's good enough
I love all the banter between Cassandra and Blackwall, Cassandra and Varic and eveyrthing Solas say.
When I go to a mission with Sera I just want to kill myself

>>276064714
INTERNALIZED MISOGYNY RACE TRAITOR UNCLE TOM BRAINWASH

you know, on paper Sera doesn't sound so bad.
>childish funny elf archer who fights for the little guy, and also likes the purest love between two girls
but holy shit, the execution is just horrible. I feel bad for anyone doing a lesbian character, at least theres Josie.

>>276065861
The eyelash dept is the least of their worries.

>>276065536
She just doesn't fit the inquisition. Also that snake Viv. Something is fishing about her.

>>276066082
If it was childish funny but with a corruption of innocense thing going on, so that she would be serious at some times, or her personal quest let's you decide if she retains her childish ways or not, then I think it would be good.

>>276064963
She can burn herself with fire for her advanced class though. Kinda works.

Can you romance her? I have a thing for imperfect strong-willed women.

>>276066082
That's not what she is on paper tho
It's more
>peasant elf archer who laugh at poop joke who fight for peasant who laugh at poop joke and like eating girls asses
really she's not childish and she doesn't like "purest love"

>>276066246
I hate Viv so much, she's just a bad Morrigan.

>>276066039
I have never brought Sera with me, I do wonder though if I can get enough approval with everyone so I can finish all the companion quests in one go.

Not being able to see their stance on you might be more "realistic" (in a game where you fight demons and dragons) but it's fairly inconvenient.

>>276064963
Its like they made all the NPCs good looking and intentionally fucked up your companions.

>>276065889

>impossibly beautiful

Nobody is asking for impossibly beautiful. We just don't expect to be given an orc with it's tusks cut off, told it's an elf and that she's great, and that it's what real women look like. She is difficult to fucking look at. Yes, there are people difficult to look at in real life, usually burn victims and those with deformities. But this is a character purposely designed this way, and intended to be enjoyed. That's where it goes bad.

>>276066082
Wait, the only pure love is ghetto elf and Josie? Fuck I just told Josie "Let's be friends."

Guess I'll go with Cullen or Cassandra now then.

>>276066341
Yes you can romance Cassandra.

WHY ARE YOU SO GREASY

>>276063729
This is "good" writing?

>>276066341
if you're a woman only

>>276066369
Well I did once to see what the tempest spe was like and I did one companion quest with her
It's atrocious, just don't do it.

The only good thing about Sera is that she's a complete race traitor.

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>>276063204
Usually, I don't hold grudge agaisnt any fictional thing, because in my opinion it doesn't make sense. But fuck, everytime I look at her I feel something beyond anger. She's so fucking disgusting and what makes her disgusting for me is not her face (it helps of course) but her personality.

Also I'm angry about not dyking around with cassandra because bioware thought this piece of shit was a good idea.

>>276064963
It's a shame. I flirt with Harding every chance I get.

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I like how she gets all fidgety when she talks to you alone. She's been hot for you since day one.

>>276066082

>doesn't sound so bad on paper
>childish funny elf archer

That sounds absolutely fucking awful. Did you forget whatsherface in DA2, who was written to be the literal incarnation of le gigglesquee~? I don't want quirky elves. They're not interesting, they're annoying.

post more of this fap material

>>276063204
Holy shit she's so ugly
You paid money for this anon

>>276066008
Fuck you buddy.

>>276066663
The best thing with Cassandra is being a strong woman but still being a woman who love shit romance litterature and with passion. She's not a stereotype dyke, and I love it.

>>276066663
My glorious tank-fu. I hope I don't fuck up the romance, Cassandra is great.

>vivian x blackwall banter
>blackwall sounded like he wanted to fuck her
>vivian trashed talk him instead
>several banters later blackwall stopped acting like he wants to fuck her and get mad at her

>vivan x ironbull banter
>...durr call me madam
>durr madam

Why add a black woman then make her a bitch?

>>276066082
JOSIE IS LESBIAN? FUCK YES.

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>>276066763
>you paid money for this

>>276066538
>if you're a woman only
FUCK BIOWARE

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>dat tasty dragon design

Funny reading this thread, I actually like Sera. I feel like a lot of the game was way too serious (who decided to completely scrap the comical option for dialogue?) and she was a wild card who brought at least some fun to the party dialogue. Iron Bull is the same way, always have them both in my party.

>>276066861
Josie fucks everyone.

>>276066663
i'd fuck the hell out of her passionately

>>276066827
>lol I'm so fucking gay I'm gay and I love gay things let me just rub it in your face
Vs.
>I'm a normal person who happens to roll the other way. I would act like this if I was strait too

>>276066962
>she was a wild card
>"She is described as "The Wildcard" in the promotional materials."
Nice try, shill.

>>276066962

I amazed that you can tolerate the way she talks.

I pirated this shit on ps3 and is there a way I can bypass most of the romance shit? Romance has no place in games IMO unless its story based for an already written character.

Also can I pick my companions?

>>276067012
She is straight.

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>>276063204

Can I just play as a grim Qunari greatsword fighter who rejects all of the party members and goes it alone?

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>>276066763

>>276066858
Cassanda is a shit tank, Blackwall is where its at.
Also Josephine is the cutest.

>>276066962
Probably the same person who decided whe didn't really need to know what we were about to say.

I miss the origins dialogue system.

>>276066962
You're right about Sera but wrong about Iron Bull.

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>>276064112
>I think she looks cute, in the way pugs are cute.

>>276067012
That's why Dorian is a good character and Sera/Iron Bull are not.

>>276067138
Just don't pick romance options in dialogue. Done.
Yes, you can pick your companions. But in some quest you may have an imposed companion

>>276067163
You'd get overwhelmed and die instantly.

>>276064714
Thank you for somebody saying this.
I've never once heard this side of the argument.

I don't get why people think, "It's okay for lesbians to be ugly." Just because you're not attracting men, doesn't mean you don't have to attract anyone.

>>276067163
Nah you have to play a heretic of the Qun

>>276063910
Not DA elves.

>>276063204
Jesus fucking christ,is that how she looks on P.C?
I played on Xbone and she didn't look anywhere near that horrific.

I got rid of her after that shitty red jenny quest when she killed that guy, spewing shitty dialouge the whole time. Fuck Sera

>>276067160
I know I'm just providing good vs. Bad

Wouldn't even look that bad if it weren't for the shiny face.

>>276067126
I think her voice is hilarious, and there aren't enough hilarious things in the game without her. That's just me though.

>>276066663
She holds out pretty good considering that she has a rough life and pretty much near her forties already.

Josephine is better than i initially expected too. Really cute if you start teasing her.

>>276067178
How is Blackwall any better. And I'd be all over a real life Cassandra so there's no way I'm going to pick another tanking character.

>>276066962
i agree

>>276067126
amerifat here, any non american accent is nice to hear at any time

>>276067138

You actually need to pick some romance dialogue options before you get to fuck anyone. So far I hadn't any force bullshit. I'm about to recruit Iron Bull though.

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>>276066956
but this, on the other hand, is a fucking retarded design. I just can't take it seriously.

Beards begin halway down your chin

FFS BIOWARE

YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>276067231
Thanks bro and are the romance choices apparent I heard lots of things when DA:2 was out where people got put into gay romance scenes just being nice to the member.

>>276063729

Why is she so fucking vulgar? I hate her.

>>276067242
People are doing solo runs on nightmare, so you can roll alone.

>>276067371
Spec him fully in his tree, he becomes such an incredible tank that i don't even remember if he even died once, and i'm playing on hard.

>>276065786
This.
Where's the porn where she gets mind-broken?

>>276067402
Iron Bull won't force anything on you I think. Played 30 hours and he didn't.
If you pick a guy at some point Dorian will go VERY heavy on the flirt with you and one of the dialogue options is literally "Don't do that again"
And if you pick it he will shut up definitely about it.

>Steal a character from a French Cartoon
>Make her ugly and useless

AMAZING JOB BIOWARE

>>276064963
At least we can take solace knowing she's the only one who got a dialouge option that fires them

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>>276067242
>>276067498

So I can go full Black Swordsman mode?

>>276067461
Yeah when you pick a romance choice a heart appear in the middle of the wheel you can't miss it

Is it possible to import data to a torrent version of the game?

iirc the dragon age keep thing links all your info to an origin account and you can't actually download a file with your data on it.

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>>276064963
Sad thing is that scout Harding is a rogue. So technically she could have replaced Sera.

>>276067461
All of the romance dialogue has a big heart icon when you mouseover it

>>276067247
But lesbians are notoriously ugly. They're the fattest too, there's legit statistics on that one.

Reminder that people who dislike Sera are superficial and shallow.

>>276067621
Yeah. There's even a shitty attempt at Dark Souls dodging if you pick the Battlemaster roll.

>>276067663
She'd be real cute with her hair worn differently.

>>276067663
y can't I romance her

>>276067407
Honestly looks better than Sera.

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>>276064862
>>276064519
>>276063729
>>276063204
>>276065861
Who was the slob that designed these characters?

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>>276067650
>>276067664
Thanks

>>276066524
I think that "arse, shit, demon shit, fuck arse!" thing tops it.

I'll play this eventually. I liked Cassandra in that shitty game DA2, so I want to waifu her.

Not being able to kill that ugly pig Sera is bullshit.

So what is the most humiliating point to BTFO her and kick her out of my party?

>>276065861
Or the entire eye department. I'm not sure if it's limited to the PS3 version, but the eyes are about 2 cm away from the eyelashes and aren't even attached to the eyelids. The eyelids themselves protrude huge amounts.

The only way I was able to make them look even halfway decent was with heavy, dark tatoos that colored the area around the eye.

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>>276067663
HARDING IN HIGHTOWN

>>276067807
Actually if you don't romance anyone you can and you can even be in a relationship. You just don't have any scene and limited dialogue
Yeah it's shit.

>>276067890
Don't know yet, I'm waiting for that too, I want her to leave because she's mad. In companion quest I go completely against her and yell at her and she can't take it, that's pretty fun

>>276065691
>That hair
>Good
Nigga you high.

>>276067807
Because Gaider thinks it's creepy. But it's okay to have Iron Bull fuck any and everything.

>>276067663
Reminder that wanting to romance this is gross according to Gaider.

>>276067807
You can

>>276067819
What I don't understand is why the fuck is there so much variation in her face between screenshots? They all have general ugliness and the greasiness in common, but in every screenshot it looks like some other part of her face has been hit with a big mallet.

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>>276067848

>>276067990
Why the fuck would that be creepy and an actual fucking humanoid ox ramming everyones asshole wouldn't be?

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>reading through this thread and see all this romance shit

Holy fuck is this game some middle school dating simulator? How can anyone play this game without shutting off your computer at how cringey the fan-fic tier writing is?

Any game where I can a dyke with a decent gf? I only played ME.

>>276068114
Because the latter is his fetish

>>276068114
Because what I like is perfectly normal and everything else is yucky. Eew, straight sex, normal sexual dimorphism. Gross.

>>276065865
I think he was going for shocked stuttering not gay anime fuckboi stuttering

>>276068147
>haven't played it
>still feel like you can can comment on the writing

Uninformed opinions doesn't make this board any better you moron.

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>>276067498
I'm watching a guy play it on solo nightmare and he just keeps dying over and over again.

>>276068194
>ME
The only one. Since Liara is the best.

>>276065072
Is that a swastika on his wrist?

>>276068438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_JK1gQAAm4

I can't make a half decent character in this game.

Honest question: Do you guys think a mod to make cassandra dyke romance will ever come out?

>>276068523
Must be the faggy indian version

>>276068547
Neither could bioware

>>276068438
You can watch people playing the Legend of Zelda and die over and over again, too. He's a shit player, there's a lot of them.

>>276067407
I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT

>>276067663
>liking dwarf Lightning

>>276063204
She's criminal scum and part of a dangerous group of anarchists
WHY ISN'T THERE AN OPTIONS TO SLAP HER IN IRONS AND I DUNNO... DO "INQUISITION" TO HER?

>>276068545
>westerndevtriestomakemonsterhunter

>>276068383
Then you tell me. Is the writing more or less fan-fic tier than Mass Effect 3?

>>276065302

Sera is basically a child. You can point this out to her and shatter he world view if.

>>276068720
What do you even Inquisit in the game?

Dragons?

I'm pretty sure you don't need an Inquisition for that, just some able-bodied people to throw at.

How am I supposed to get past the game activation on the pirated version? I used both the patch and the crack but it still wont work, and when I uncheck read-only it instantly reverts back. Is it my CPU? It's a FX-6300

>>276068545
>one enemy
>easy to dodge
>hits and runs
For the majority of the game, you're being attacked by multiple enemies who, usually, casts debuffs on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsODKUzvY4

>>276068737
Not him, but worse. It has all of these psuedo, fantasy-style epic moments that fall completely flat. Like you're supposed to be doing a great cheer and it's a big deal, but it only comes off as extremely awkward because trying to force these grand moments only makes them pathetic.

That being said, some characters are definitely better than others. Solas is fine, for example.

>>276068545
Holy shit he actually manages to make the game look fun.
>then it repeats for 6 more minutes
eeeh

>>276068545
I don't know how easy this is as a warrior. But I do know that Knight Enchanter vs the Storm coast dragon is the easiest shit ever on nightmare.

>>276068715
Fuck you man, Ali Hillis' voice is sexy as fuck

>>276067663
Harding is cutest.

>>276068807
And yet you can fuck her.
I wonder if Bioware realizes how fucking creepy that is

>>276068737
Well, ME3 is the best written game in that series but I'd say it's somewhere between ME3 and ME1 in quality. When the writing is bad it does stand out more though.

>>276068836
I guess there's sorta like, half a dozen people you can hold a bullshit "trial" for?

What difficulty for a challenging but not frustrating combat?

>>276069094
Normal. Hard is not a problem but simply frustrating thanks to the incredibly stupid companion AI.

>>276068992
Knight enchanter vs anything is the easiest shit ever.

>>276069094
Hard is pretty legit.
Haven't tried nightmare yet.
Normal is okay but you only have to make minimal use of the tactical camera.

>>276068908
The plagiarism of the song in The Hobbit was so fucking bad and so flat

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>>276069094
nightmare

seriously anyone who isn't a braindead casual will faceroll this game

i started off on normal and threw it on nightmare after i got out of the first zone, 70hrs in and i've yet to have a party wipe

>>276069094
Normal, after they removed healing.

>>276065861
(°_o)

>People shit on Cole when his description was revealed
>He's autistic as fuck and hides in town
>/v/ incarnate

also

https://twitter.com/reverendanthony/status/536270882881019904

>>276069180
True too.

>>276067991
Fucking Nigger... Oh a female/male dwarf getting rammed by the ironbull is okay but you wanting to romance a cute cuddly dwarf is heresy.

>>276069094
>>276069169
>>276069186
I play every game on the hardest difficulty but in DA:I I play in normal. Not because it's very hard but because the companions are completly stupid, you can't queue action, the tactical camera is shit and it's designed for a controller.
It's an action game, there is no strategy and increasing difficulty is the standard ennemy buffer your party weaker.
No real point in doing it in hard

>>276065603
for inquisitor

>>276069221
thats because the hardest part of the game on nightmare is everything until Skyhold

>>276066859
realism?

Is the Necromancer subclass any good? What do you do, summon skeletons?

>>276069283
cole is the complete opposite of an edgelord

he's literally a spirit of compassion that wanted to help people so much he willed himself into a physical form

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>/v/ actually discussing the game now that the crack had been out
>mfw DAI sales rise
>mfw EA still doesn't see the error of it's ways

>>276069283
then maybe burch should get married to an obnoxious lesbian and have another convoluted relationship if he likes girls like her so much.

>>276069256
But they added guard and barrier.

I'm playing on hard right now and honestly I rarely switch to tactical mode and direct things. I can basically just button mash 90% of the game... next go round is going to be impossible for sure

>>276069283
Cole is pretty cool. Never really used him in my party or anything but backstory is pretty neat.

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>>276069007
>Well, ME3 is the best written game in that series

>>276069458
>crack out
>sales rise
Pick one

>he believes the TRY BEFORE YOU BUY meme
Kek

>>276069198
Video please

My body is prepared for this

>>276069472
can you switch during the game?

I'm reluctant of Nightmare, but I haven't played yet

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When I first saw Sera, I thought 'Good fucking job, Bravo Bioware, just recycling Tali I see'

Recycling Tali would have been fucking preferable.

>>276069412
its bugged as fuck

you reanimate dead enemies and stuff.

it's the worst class atm because of a plethora of bugs

>>276069221
But it's do tedious. Your ranged guys won't even keep their distance to the enemy, they just run up and get whacked for some reason.
The behaviour menu is a joke and so is the terrible tactical mode where you can't see shit and can't even queue two actions.

>>276069412
One fear spell, one DoT that transform the ennemy into a ghost of himself and fight for you if he die when he have it on him, one walking bomb spell and one passive that make you into a ghost with infinite mana on death during ten seconds.
It's not that good but not too bad either.

>>276069550
>pirates play game = more people talking about game

You're an idiot if you don't believe that has an effect.

>>276069560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgYxMVRtJr4

I'm halfway into the game and it's the only one I couldn't skip as well.

>>276069561
Yes you can switch mid game. Also friendly fire is optional.

The beginning of the game can be tricky, so maybe start on hard... but later on if you get overleveled (easy to do for autists/completionists) you might want to think about insane.

>>276069569
>meme aids

What kind of epic photoshop wizardry is this

>>276069584
Seriously fuck necromancer.
So annoying when you're trying to close a rift and you have to sit around and wait for some useless wraith or something to die.

>>276069560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81N_BSO7H2s

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>Doing solo nightmare with that shit gameplay.

To what end?

>>276069672
I was actually laughing at that part. FANTASY JESUS PLEASE SAVE US.

>>276069519
>thinking the ending somehow affects the writing in the rest of the game

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>>276068887
pls respond

>>276069596
all of that is 100% true

i play a champion tank so all of that just adds difficulty

gotta keep all the enemies taunted.

i guess if you weren't playing a tank nightmare would be harder. as is i just pop Taunt into invuln skill and wipe mobs

party comp is important, you never want more than 1 rogue or 1 mage. i always run sword board champion and cassandra templar 2h and varric + solas or vivienne

>>276069672
Why did this video make me realize how shit the graphics in this game are?

>>276068114
Because Gaider has a legitimate hard on for Iron Bull. So it's okay to put his fetish into the game, but not anyone else's.

>>276063204
Wait, is she an elf?
Aren't elves supossed to be fucking beautifull?
Is her father a goblin or something like that?

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>>276063862
She's a lesbian. Have you seen lesbians in real life? They're fucking hideous. Now (semi-)bi girls that have no problem sharing you with other girls are a whole other matter. I am yet to meet one that wasn't attractive. Probably just chance.

>>276069672
holy shit.
i-is this for real?
Really Bioware!? You put THAT in your game!?

I feel sorry for all the poor saps that paid for it

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>>276069283
Pardon me if I don't take Burch's opinion seriously when it comes to writing.
Or at all.

You guys said this game had shit graphics.

I downloaded it the other day and it's been the only game in maybe 4 years that my pc can't run on max settings. It looks pretty good on max settings, but then my gfx card overheats in like 10 minutes.

the game itself was pretty boring tho, so much dumb exposition

>>276069940
short girls aren't even my fetish. harding is just one of the few actually attractive and not horribly cunty/annoying characters

>>276068147
Funny, because if you were here when Origins launched, it was the same thing. Most threads were about Morrigan, and why is she the perfect waifu.

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>>276068545
>corpse just disappears at end

>try to plan the fight out and set everyone in the best positions with carefully given orders
>get wrecked

>YOLO
>run in in third person and jump around, spamming damage
>Win

Thank you Bioware.

>>276063204
She is literally disfigured
Did someone crush her face with a boulder or something?

>>276070076
I get a raging hardon when I hear her "your desire?".

>>276070048
True. She's cute, has a bit of a shy personality and is friendly. She's just everything Sera isn't.

>>276070048
>harding is just one of the few actually attractive and not horribly cunty/annoying characters
Fucking this.

The physics engine in this game is hilarious

>Rogue has a dashing move
>Use it when I'm slightly higher in elevation than enemy
>Go flying forward 10 feet completely missing him

or

>Have a lunging attack
>Bear does a pbaoe attack when I'm doing it
>Get knocked 20 feet up into the air

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>Get to the final showdown against Corypheus
>He's talking some shit about how he will become a god
>Mother fucker I don't believe in gods
>Glares at me
>mfw

>>276070126
Seriously you don't even have true tactics mode
I play a mage and if I set the tank to protect me he just won't attack until I'm attacked and will just stand there doing nothing
how did they fuck up so bad

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>>276069816

>>276069816
>the recycled hurr ME3 was great only the end was bad argument
>im-fucking-plying
>are you with cerberus shepard?
>no, just like I wasn't "with them" in the last game you pushy bitch/Carth
>ARE YOU WITH THEM?
>nope, still not with Cobra Command
>that cerberus asshole's face gets revealed
>hurf the ycould have done this to you durf
>well clearly by my still 1980's Harrison Ford like looks they didn't
>Kai-Leng at all
>the Virmire survivor being a fuckhead round two
>Thessia in general
>actually basically all planets except Tuchanka

>>276069672
When do you get the summon acoustic environment spell?

>>276069914
>>276069596
I play an archer with 2 mages and a tank.
I set the tank to only defend me, so when my mages and I start attacking, the tank just stands next to me - that way, the mages don't try to defend the tank and run into battle. Everyone just stands next to me attacking from a distance.

>>276063910
That's probably the point. She's so beautiful that we as humans cannot comprehend it and are instead repelled.

>>276069672
This part was so fucking cringeworthy. Not to mention you BARELY escape some dude who is chasing you through the mountains and--hey why don't we all sing together and maybe alert him to our presence if he's in the area.

Maybe wait until they get to skyhold or some shit.

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>>276069971
But she is a beautiful person, anon. It's what inside that counts. <|:^)

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>>276069816
.

>>276070238
One time I used Bull Rush on a despair demon and literally punted him over a hill. He flew so far that he actually dropped out of combat.

>>276069971
Dragon Age elves aren't beautiful, they're just pointy eared humans. They are also the expression of Bioware's SJW persecution complex who are constantly oppressed by the mean old humans, who are Bioware's representation of the white man, a bunch of racist assholes who everyone is supposed to hate (except for the few "enlightened individuals" who your character hangs out with who are not, these guys represent Bioware's staff). The Qunari are Bioware's Muslim parallel (extremely religious race who exile those who abandon their religion) and Dwarves are just there because they wanted to rip off classic fantasy, they may be a representation of Bioware's view of the disabled.

>>276070004
>that face
>that waist
>those hips
A NAME, ANON. I NEED A NAME

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>>276069816
..

>>276070424
She's pretty fucking shit as a person too.

>>276070276
The point is that ME3 has good parts, not that it doesn't have bad parts.

ME1's writing might be more even but it doesn't really have any moments that stand out either.

>>276070082
>he didn't carve it

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>>276069816
...

>>276070264
I'm guessing it has something to do with the new engine.
But honestly I try not to think about it too much because it's goddamn depressing not having the old tactics system around

>>276070564
stop being such a opressor. i bet you are a white cis male

>>276069550
FUCKING LIBRARIES RUINING BOOK SALES

>>276069652
>crack is out
>more people talking about game =/= more sales
When faced with the choice of "free" and "not free" for the same thing people will opt for "free" when they can do so. Idiot.

Is there any spec that can solo DA:O? I was thinking of trying it as an Arcane Warrior but I think I need some sort of healer.

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In every game, mages back stab you or are the main cause of trouble.
Why does bioware hate mages so much?

>>276070771
>Arcane Warrior
literally cheating. That shit is broken. It puts dual blaster Jedi in KOTOR II to shame

>>276070663
I honestly thought James was alright

>>276065627
wud u fug a pug?

>>276070667
I just wanted Dragon Age Origins 2
Even a copypaste of the game with different companions, different skilltree and some change in the main quest would have been good.
How can you fuck this up.

>>276070042
it's the animations that are crap

>>276070828

in this game you can have the templars backstab you instead

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>>276070564
Oh. My. Gawd. Way to be a racist, anon. You're just not understanding her culture and what a beautiful elven culture of peace that is. I bet this is because your mother didn't love you.

>>276070828
Mages represent academics and the smart people who do studies that disprove SJW bullshit, Bioware hates this, so mages are dicks in DA games.

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>>276063910
>inhumanely
oopsy daisy

I might of been able to get over her ugly look but holy shit was her personality so bad. I dont even know what she is talking about half the time.

Also what is the least cringe worthy romance option for a female character in this game?

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>>276070728
All it takes is a google search. Stop being retarded.
There are plenty of studies that show piracy increases sales because it means more people become aware of the product.

https://www.google.com/?#q=piracy+increases+sales

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>>276069816
>Having to pay for Javik

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>>276065179
>>Sera: Hey Viv, Vivvy. Look at this. I've got something for you.
>>Vivienne: Darling, it's your bottom. Again. As bony and sad as it was the last dozen times you've displayed it.
>>Sera: It's my butt!
>>Vivienne: Maker, however shall I endure this horror. Someone fetch me a fainting couch.
that sounds like a fucking youtube poop script

>>276070635
It had good parts yes, but they were almost exclusively on Tuchanka, that and the shooting scene with Garrus
>>276070828
Because power is bad anon, the little people should rule.
Actually I have no Idea, BioWare is weird. Hurr mages are oppressed, yeah well they are kind of dicks that lose their shit at the drop of a hat.
Also I'm convinced there is a certain group that every developer hates.
>Bungie
I swear they called a Jihad on pilots in the Halo series at least.

>>276069672
Shit mother giselle get your shit together. I like you.

>>276070998
She doesn't like elven culture at all. She was raised by humans and thinks most elves are whining faggots.

Geez, at least play the game before you bitch about it.

>>276071118
Imagine if it was a male character doing it too. The shitstorm would be incredible

>>276065072
>that swastika on her wrist

>>276065179
>medieval fantasy setting with elves and dragons and magic
>character responds with "oh shit yeah"

No thank you.

>>276069816
ME3 has terrible writing

the fact all sentient life is being extinguished and you can fuck around singing kareoke and fucking people is evidence of that

Bioware could not have set the stakes higher and then immediately killed all tension with that shit.

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>>276070547
Ushijima. Seriously though, learn to reverse search, anon.

>tfw when she looks so fucking much like your japanese ex
>tfw your ex made the exact same face the first time you did her
>tfw your ex was into being bound up and dominated too
>tfw you're having problem finding someone to take her place
>tfw I wish I was making this shit up

>>276071110
>thinking cost is relevant to the writing quality

>>276071092
>muh studies
>implying muh studies is 100% bulletproof
>implying shit like http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/for-sale-your-name-here-in-a-prestigious-science-journal/ doesn't happen a lot
>implying this doesn't happen more in a field where one party has an interest in calming its investors down with DON'T WORRY GUISE PIRACY ACTUALLY HELPS SALES
Ya OK time to see dem surge in sales from Denuvo getting cracked.

Pro tip: it wont

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>>276065302
Well yeah, she's a lesbian

>>276071385
You say that, yet are somehow okay with them happening to speak English - as if that's remotely believable.

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>>276065072
How is she that ugly.
Aren't her parents millionaires?
How the fuck do you have a kid THAT ugly when you're rich.
That's like, breaking the rules man
Her dad should be arrested, he could do better

>>276071401
>tfw when she looks so fucking much like your japanese ex
I'm gonna need a name and a number, anon.

>>276067107
top kek

>>276071210
>actually playing shitquizition
>implying it's not her inner elf speaking
>implying elves aren't all cunts regardless of their background

>>276071118
Sera is supposed to be the "lolsofunnyXD" charcter, problem is that half the time it makes her sound like a fucking sociopath (when she's making jokes while murdering people) and the rest of the time it makes her sound like a dribbling retard.

Also, for a comic relief character she ISN'T FUNNY.
Why can't Bioware write or animate or model competent hair.

>>276071530
Would you rather you not able to understand anything said in game?

>>276063617
>make like a tree and fuck off
thats not the correct saying
its "make like a tree and get the hell out of here!"

>>276071181
>the little people should rule
they have to be the right little people too. Remember, dwarves are ugly

>>276071452
I'm referring to how the game gives you six squad members unless you pay. You also don't even get Tali until you're pretty much done with the game.

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>>276071464
>plenty of studies from different publishers saying the same thing
>DURR FACTS ARE WRONG! SCIENTISTS LIE WHEN IT DOESN'T CONFORM TO MY BELIEFS

You were wrong. Deal with it.

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and nothing of value was lost

>>276071613
>actually playing a game
>being on this shit ass board

I keep forgetting the golden rule of this board is to not actually play anything you bitch about, yet I keep coming back. It is a curse that only death will cure.

>>276065072
She could trigger a holocaust survivor with that tattoo, what's she thinking?

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>>276071563
Just in case he gives you a number heres a gif for you

>>276065072
Game journalists had sex with that and did her favours in return. That's how desperate these betas are. Favours in return for sticking their dick in that.

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>>276071401
Tell me about having a japanese gf, anon.
What was it like?

>>276071712
source?

why does Iron Bull look like spoiled fucking bologna

>>276071703
Come back when DA:I presents record-sales due to MUH EXPOSURE thanks to piracy. Cap this thread, cap my posts, so you can rub it in my face when DA:I sales rocket.

All I've heard about this game so far is that it's written by a team with learning disabilities, animated by people who have never actually looked at human beings, and should have been in development for a hell of a lot longer than it was to actually make it playable.

Apparently the gameplay is sort of above average, if a little easy, but since you spend about as much time watching these people talk as actually controlling your character it doesn't make a difference.

How true is this /v/?

>>276070897
No but I'd never kick it out of my party in an RPG.

>>276071563
I doubt you'll be able to find much use for it unless you live in Tokyo. That's why she's an ex now. Considering the size of the place and the number of cuteys that live there, I don't think you would need any numbers from me were you to live there.

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>>276071401
>Ushijima
>the hips were even better than they seemed
You fucked up, man.

is she also ugly on the inside?
I'd hate it if they game and ugly design to a good character with awesome Voice Actor

>>276069707
not even epic wizardry, he clearly just cut and pasted the letters into a different order. just look closely at them.

still lolling

>>276063204
I can't do that shit.
I can't be a dick on videogames I feel so fucking bad about it, unless the character REALLY is a fucking asshole.


I'd feel bad telling Sera to fuck off no matter how she looks and I can't even help it.

>>276071884
I've always wanted to go to Japan.

>>276071857
I've heard the exact opposite elsewhere, but everyone here just likes to anti-circlejerk so idk

>>276070828
Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

>>276071894
oh my god that tummy
>You will never fall asleep looking into her eyes while your hand rests on that warm stomach