Kojima ruseman edition
>Kojima is now MC
>Kojima is Harry Potter, therefore, a wizard
How further can this go?
I'm just glad the Persona fanbase enjoys being milked because ATLUS is definitely going to do it.
This game will undoubtedly not be fantastic but you won't care. You'll buy all 5 versions of it and the inevitable spin-offs. As long as you enjoy it, its all good though I guess. Praise be.
Who is this student? Why is he funky? What's his real name? Why isn't he in DAN? Will he be back as a SL in P5? Could he become a party member?
P4AU is one of the most imba fighting games I've ever played.
Not quite bad as Hokuto no Ken but not far enough for me to be at all pleased with it. P4A was decent enough but they shit all over it with P4AU and PQ is practically garbage. I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Why should I?
I want a dancing game that includes the P3 crowd.
I like to pretend they look like Rise, and that they're sucking my cock for the last drops of cum.
The story is pretty stupid, but it was well known to be fan-service pandering from day one. It's easy for an EO game, I'd say, but it's still better than the combat's been in recent Persona games.
>PQ is practically garbage
Now listen here you son of a bitch
Fuck you Anon, I was not planning to fap today. Now I'll fap until my dick fall off.
>I've been waiting for you...... Riddle Brother
>You faintly remember your brofists with Funky Student, this must be when he gained his persona powers
>It's a dance off vs. Funky Student and the winner decides the faith of the world
At the end Funky Student admits defeat and transfers schools, queue opening of Persona 5 with Funky as Magician Arcana
GOTY every year
Chie would be surprised at the sudden outburst of semen from your demon. As it hits her in the face and hair, she'd start panicking, wondering what she's supposed to do, before quickly opening her mouth as the last couple of shots hit home. Afterwards she'd probably say something like "Sheesh...you could've warned me...." before pumping your Shin Megami a few more times and wiping her face.
Yukiko would turn her head away at the outburst, trying to shield her eyes as it hits the side of her face and some of it spoils onto her shirt. After it was over she'd look at you in bewildermint and wipe it off of her face, whispering "Wow...." as she looked at your Shin Megami.
Rise would have practiced for this with a banana and some online videos. When you start grunting she'd stop and open her mouth in delight. Once you explode into her mouth, she'd smile as some of it hits her eye. She'd soon swallow it and would try to follow up with "You taste yummy!" but would start coughing at the taste of it. You'd ask her if she's alright, and she'd weakly say "I-I'm fine. T-That was fun..." and give a weak smile, trying to please you.
Naoto would notice your heavy breathing, but all the Sherlock Holmes books in the world wouldn't prepare her for the semon demon. "W-What!?" she'd gasp in surprise as some hit her face. Then she'd yell "AAH!" in a girly voice while pulling her hat over her face to shield herself, some of it hitting the hat. "Idiot..." she'd mutter afterwards.
Story-wise, its just fan pandering with no substance.
Gameplaywise its the worst EO game and the music is basically a mix of styles from both series but worse than either individually.
How, exactly, am I wrong?
>Not wanting more games with Swag Master Yu, the Pussyslayer.
Yukiko is a shy girl, I bet she would swallow it all and thank you for it
My shy ex used to do this
Beside that, spot on anon. You made my dick hard
2.It's the afro.
6.No, see 4.
If you think Rise is a slut, you didn't got P4 story.
>She try to get close to the only guy she loves
Could you fucking not?
>tfw im like that with my gf
shes always the one who acts sexual when we're alone and i get embarrased and shit.
even tho i was the one who took her virginity and i wasnt one beforehand
OFFICIAL P3 WAIFU TIER LIST
Yukari, Aigis, Shinjiro, MC, Bebe, Igor
Ken, Koromaru, FeMC, Akihiko, Mitsuru, Junpei, Toriumi, Theodore
Fuuka, Ryoji, Chihiro, Yuko, Elizabeth
anyone not named
>Not Door tier
You had one job, one fucking job
>Aigis in god tier
>oh well th-
>Chidori not named
Shit, it's shit.
My high school girlfriend was shy but she was hornier than me. Every time we're alone she wanted to fuck, her mom would leave the room for a few seconds and she would put her hand in my pants. I took her virginity so there's that.
She's now sucking some guys dicks in parties.
Being an easy EO doesn't make it bad, it makes it an easy EO. Being that we were discussing it as a Persona game, though, I'd say it was subpar on story
even though we've always known that, literally nobody informed expected an enthralling masterpiecebut the gameplay was above average for Persona since it was essentially Strange Journey minus the pride in humanity, routes, and demon negotiation.
It's ok dude. We always knew you were gay.
Yukari wouldn't be too special. What with already having experince, she would pump it as hard as she could, your heavy breathing being a sign of things to cum. Once you explode, Yukari would close her eyes and squirm a bit as each squirt hit her face. "Ugh...." she'd pretend to be annoyed at having a facial, but in the corner of your eye you'd notice a finger moving under her skirt.
Mitsuru would not be sure how to react. She would'n't even touch your dick, due to having zero experince with sex. She'd watch you pump your Shin Megami, faster and faster until spurts exploded onto her. "Oh!? U-Um.." She'd shield her face with her hands, some of it landing on her arms. Once it was over she'd look at you with a confused look, unsure of how to respond. You'd just smile at her and tell her she did great while she'd look at you uncertain.
Fuuka would slowly pump your Shin Megami, and you would start to breathe heavily, asking her to suck it. She'd reply with "B-B-But I-I" But you'd just grab her and force her entire head onto you. Her muffled screams being heard by no one while you explode inside her mouth. Gripping tightly on her hair, you'd finally let go as she falls quickly to the ground, coughing up the semon from your demon while tears streamed down her face. You'd start to apologize but in between coughs she'd say "I-It's okay...I-It was my fault anyway..."
No sorry you can't have sex with a robot anon. Aigis is not made for facials.
I don't really agree with it being a super easy EO where you don't have to try even on Risky past the first couple hours of the game NOT making it a bad EO game.
We're just going to have to agree to disagree on that point. I don't enjoy forcing myself to hold back and I don't enjoy steamrolling everything. With this game, I'm either doing one or the other. I'm just not enjoying it.
I still think im just bi or maybe even asexual, I dont even know anymore, sex just really isnt my thing i guess, thats why it all embarrases me wether its with a girl or a guy
nah, i was telling the truth that time.
Aigis would accidentally rip your dick off, assuming that the most pleasure would come from actually removing the dick rather than just tugging on it, assuming you are trying to remove it. You'd cry out in pain and she'd ask if you are okay as blood shot out all over her head
Don't bully Fuuka pls. She hates bullies
no times for party shit when you are at University anon, between full load semesters, hard classes where you need a grade higher than the average to pass and research partying and "clubs" take a backseat.
w-what, Fuuka isn't my waifu...
Although if I had a chance to bully her, I'd grab her by the hair and drag her across the hallway after school when we're alone. She'd scream at the pain and beg for me to stop, but I'd just reply with an extra tug. I'd throw her into the boy's bathroom, closing the door behind us as she stares at my erection.
She'd look at me with fear in her eyes, lips quivering as I take out my Semon Demon and lick my lips at her. I'd embrace her and hold her tight, my Semon Demon pushing against her thighs. She'd try to squirm and scream, but that would all stop with a quick slap in the face.
"What's the matter Fuuka? Not thirsty for me today?" I'd smile menacingly as I kicked open a bathroom stall, and drag her over to the toilet. "Well then?" She'd look at me confused, tears streaming down her face while I shove her head into the toilet, her entire body squirming and water splashing everywhere.
I'd take her out and not even letting her breathe, give her a hard punch in the gut.
"You're lucky I already had some fun with that whore Chihiro last period" I'd walk away without saying anything else, smiling in satisfaction as she slumps down along the bathroom stall wall, sobbing loudly.
B-But of course that's something I'd only type out IF she was my waifu.
I'm sure the boys at the Kirijo labs could install some kind of robotic genitals on Aigis if she asked them to.
I don't know but stupid people want to be seem as adult and get a family and shit, not me though I just want to get a job, do some cool programs and play games.
>Implying I procrastinate my assignments
I mean when you get 4 assignments and 5 tests all due on the same week/day you can't really procrastinate.
cutiea fucking super cutieI hope she fucking lives happily.
>but stupid people want to be seem as adult and get a family and shit, not me though I just want to get a job, do some cool programs and play games
"Ohhhh how exciting!" Elizabeth would proclaim as her silky gloves pumped your semon demon. "Quite an interesting use you humans have for your genitals. Oh but pardon me for asking, are you quite alright?" She'd notice your heavy panting, and would assume for a book she's read that you're ready to explode.
"I see. In that case" She'd stop pumping and would open her mouth as wide as she can, while you spourted out inside of her mouth. Astonishingly, none of it missed her mouth.
With a gulp, she'd look at you smiling while licking her lips. "I suppose that was quite satisfactory yes?" Before you could respond, she'd hold out her hands "That'll be 1,200 yen please."
Marie would quietly pump your Shin Megami, blushing everytime your eyes met, while trying to pretend to not be into it. "Argh, can't you hurry up and c-" As soon as she finishes that sentence, you would explode onto her face, some of it hitting her eye and hat. She'd cover her eye in pain and yell at you.
"AH! Youstupididiothowcouldyou!?" she'd blush while trying to wipe the semon away.
Margeret would lick the tip of your demon, massaging it with both of her hands and chuckling when you were close.
"My, is it that time already?" She'd ask and would start nibbling on the tip, while pockets of semon erupted from you onto her lips and nose as she pumped you. After its over. she'd wipe some of it off her face and look at you, only smiling as she twirled some of it around in her fingers.
It's not slutty if it's with Blue Jesus. He's cute and manly at the same time. There's not a man or woman alive who can resist his Level 6 charm, so no one should be faulted for falling for him. Besides, hand-holding is the purest form of love.
T-thank you for these wonderful gifts anon-kun.
>That tiny hint of nipple
Good taste though.
chihirofags, you do know that she leaves you at the end of the game yes? She says she wants to be able to stand on her own two feet instead of relying on you all the time.
Why? Don't you like Risette?
Not my fault you have been conditioned by sluts to play into their trap.
i'd fuck teddy. yeah, i'd fuck teddy. i'd feel pretty, while i fucked teddy. fuck yeah, i'm fucking teddy. fuck
just because you don't have a gf doesn't mean the media and institutions haven't brainwashed you to vow down to your female overlords.
whatever buddy if being aware of all the bullshit going around in the world is being stupid then I never want to be smart like you bud.