Bitches and whores? Bitches and whores. Hate little princesses like this.
>I have come to realize that I am Luigikin
How long can you last?
>it's a hologram
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to not be on her side.
He's a gigantic weirdo.
If you're agreeing with him all you're doing is aligning yourself with socially incompetent losers.
"Pacman gives me a sort of giddiness. Like there's tingles running up and down my nipples."
Hey guys did you see that new PS4 model?
Doesnt HRT stop that?
Im pretty sure Bailey just has a shitty hairline
>ask mom for a ps4 for bday
>she says "yeah sure sweetheart anything you want"
>Kitty's got claws
People really believe this happened?
I dare you to watch
HRT doesn't stop purely genetic issues
like having a dick or getting bald
This is some seriously autistic shit
but I really want that hat
This reminds me when a day or so before the 50 fact extravaganza some anon leaked the 50 facts, and one of the earlier replies was some anon saying how stupid he thought the concept was and anyone who believed the leak was retarded
I smiled during it thinking of that anon
Nice one, Tails. Fuck Sephiroth, starting shit all for no reason.
I agree with this because of the system in place. I disagree with the system in place.
Of course in america where this would be the biggest problem your waiter is going to spit and possibly shit in your food so there's that to consider.
>its a hologram
Everytime, god dammit. Fedoras off to Tails.
Tfw expected to tip in England despite people working getting above minimum wage and getting a ton of benefits for working there, I'd still work as serving staff if they didn't expect me to work every damn night as a student.
I'm pretty fucking staunchly anti-SJW, neo-fem bullshit, but in this case she's pretty totally right, fake or not. Messaging her wasn't wrong, but the way he went about continuing was fucking godawful.
Pursuing a girl you met at a store isn't wrong, acting like some kind of fucking stalker, like you've been in love with her for years after just a handful of days is fucked in the head.
Jesus Fucking Christ look at the size of that controller
how fat do you have to be to need a fucking xboxhueg controller?
What is this about? Was it true at the end what he supposedly leaked?
Then get a fucking arcade pad, not that quackjob snes/remote control/arcade monstrosity
The Smash roster was leaked and /v/ jumped to the conclusion that it could never happen, and then it did. It all happened, exactly as the leak said it would. Bunch of morons.
You must have Smash threads filtered in order to miss them like that. Duck Hunt Dog got a sticky.
what the fuck
I'm laughing but I don't know why
Fake as fuck, but should it somehow be real: This guy is freakin' hilarious!!
you first need to take into account that these were like the first days of the internet and home-produced shit of any decent quality. that shit must have been hilarious when it happened. much like all the shit you used to watch on new grounds or shockwave.com. Go back and look at it now. It's literally terrible.
Say what you want, this guy is more talented than any of you here.
Thank fucking god I am self aware enough to know never to do shit like this, and especially to never do it and put the end result on Youtube
Also I have never been happier to have an actual jawline
Embarrassing. Especially being russian myself. I have no excuse for this degeneracy, I am indeed sorry.
>I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family/friends voring me
>Identifies as Luigi
>Sexually attracted to Luigi
>Benefit from low food prices
>But you have to tip 15-30%
Then it aint fucking cheap innit, why not just raise the fucking prices and pay your staff better. I'd rather pay more from the get go then be guilt tripped into paying more then stated on the receipt.
>i am responsible for my server's wages
nah it doesn't work that way.
don't get mad at me.
don't get mad at your employer.
get a better fucking job or move to fucking mexico.
>4 days after launch
>With huge server issues and queues
>visit business to leave my money there
>they expect me to decide how much money to spend the minute I walk in instead of presenting me their products and services and then letting me decide how much they're worth
Do they even capitalism? THEY want MY money, THEY have to WORK for it.
She's completely right doe. Autists don't belong in relationships. Autists belong in clinics and prisons.
>I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is
This is gold.
Funny how countries with no tipping system have better customer service than countries that do.
Tipping should be an incentive for workers to do their best, not something obligatory.
This has got to be fake. It doesn't make sense that he'd be so open about this with his family but would create a new forum account to tell this to some random jackoffs on the internet.
please let it be fake /v/
thought this stuff was like a very very small chance of finding it but the other day i went of facebook to look for some coupons for a Belong Designs and i find this. i really thought i would never see something like this myself
>waiter/waitress is average; just didn't fuck anything up
>waiter/waitress is below average
Of course I'm not paying you extra.
>waiter/waitress goes the extra mile in some way
Ill give you a good tip and try to mention how well you did to a manager, if convenient.
I just pay based on service quality, common sense.
For a split second I thought that was a three wolf moon shirt and got very angry.
>this was probably a very meaningful moment for the furfag
Those poor bastards have no idea do they?
>reverse image search
>"Epic Video Game Cosplays"
This man gets it
I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand that they won't get tipped just because they plop the food in front of me
Why aren't you married yet /v/?
Can't forget the classics
>that dumbass beiber haircut
Why was this ever a thing?
Imagine being some war vet grandpa who worked hard to make a better life for his family and then your dumb shit autist grandson throws a whole party dedicated to letting his family and friends know his fetish.
Holy fuck that it the gayest thing i've ever read
>in a song called
>Pac-Man is naked and so should you
I don't think you guys are ready for this.
It's Federal law a waiter has to make minimum wage if their tips do not meet the standard minimum. So I don't tip, because it's the employers duty to handle their employees wages; and if you deserved more than minimum wage you probably wouldn't be a waiter to begin with.
My logic is flawless, come at me waiters.
Two "gamers" have a wedding. The fat guy in cargo shorts and sandals and socks recites Half Life 2 quotes while he's "marrying" them. Burch goes to kiss his wife, she hugs him instead.
I never understood this. But in London it kind of makes sense. Since they're on minimum wage but good fucking luck trying to get by on minimum wage in London.
The worst ever tipping nightmare I heard about was my ex-girlfriend working in a Chinese restaurant in the Midlands. They did good business but they didn't pay their staff above minimum wage (I got the feeling they didn't "get it") and since most of the staff were Chinese they didn't complain.
The WORST part of it was that they didn't even let her keep her tips. The staff had to put the tips in a jar and they never saw it again. I got so frustrated telling her that it was unfair and she should stand up for herself and go to a Citizens Advice bureau but she was worried that they'd fire her if they found out and she needed the work.
The more you pull back the curtain on service staff working conditions the more sad it gets. I was recently working at an event in the St Paul's hotel in London and the serving staff there are working for peanuts and expected to do 12 hour days. Most of them are immigrants that come to do a "tour" of work so they can get a good C.V when they go home so they don't mind, but how can the labour market expect to be competitive when a 5 star hotel can undermine it so easily?
>Using computer lab for class practical
>2 hour session but always finish early
>Every time I leave from this practical there is a fat neckbeard sitting on the floor right next to the door playing on his 3DS
WHY DO THIS, THERE IS STILL AN HOUR BEFORE THE ROOM IS EMPTY. WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING 3DS YOU NINTENYEAROLD????
That's just Keith Apicary, no cringe here
>fumbles with the first glove
>starts the next one with it already halfway on
While I'm here, might as well:
Not much, I have Miku Monday open in another tab. Hate how the Amerifats are 20 hours behind so the day time thread appears on our Tuesday!
/r/ing that forum post about the furries who homeschooled his kid and they had a "furry hour" or something. I'm waiting for a brony equivalent to that to pop up somewhere, though it might take a few generations
Of course it's southies
Bringing this shit full circle
>Its a hologram
>I'm waiting for a brony equivalent
It would basically watch a program for young kids ... disappointing.
>Burch goes to kiss his wife, she hugs him instead.
IT'S YOUR FUCKING WEDDING, WHY ARE YOU NOT KISSING HER? THIS ISN'T JUST SOME FUCKING DATE YOU TWO JUST WENT ON.
How did he not know that it was doomed from the start.
Dick used to mean a lot of things outside "penis". Like "detective", for instance. It just sounds silly nowadays after it became the common nomenclature for your
>I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is
>Please tell me that the comment section tore him a new asshole.
Sure, they ate him up.
This video is not satire or a joke. The person singing actually believes the things they are saying and was a regular on surf servers for a while.
I thought it was satire up until I heard him pronounce the word "scout". The autism instantly became palpable.
Seriously, I've never gone from "this has to be a joke" to "nope, it's not" in a single word before.
mate what you on about?
yeh sure if somethings £18.50 or something and you pay with a £20 some folk say "keep the change" but tips are never expected over here. Stop being a puff and demand your change
Jesus fucking Christ. This is the face of SJW.
>mfw I thought the grey furrie was a shewhale
"Halo 2>everything"you fucking idiot.
>Work in super market
>no one ever says keep the change apart from the odd alcoholic who mutter it while stumbling away
>apart from kids
Fucking schoolkids think they're radical as fuck. They walk in buying a cookie and an energy drink or whatever and there's always between 1 and 3 pence change and when I go to hand it to them "Heh, keep the change..." "Oh, and don't worry about that penny change, see ya" "A penny? No thanks, I only use silver currency and higher."
I mean I'm fluffing it up a bit but I'm sure you understand my drift. Tips while working bar is sweet as fuck though.
>everyone getting super drunk
>friendly customer says "Oh and one for yourself
>can drink while working
>free pints all night
>Or save it up and £20-40 tips a night
Today when /v/ was a bunch of crybabies trying to get people fired and sue Walmart
I made this but I tried to not make it one of those obnoxious things with a shit ton of reaction images in your face.
This post its a holograma too
If this is real then I feel bad for his parents, I mean, what they fuck would you be thinking if your kid came out with this shit. Jesus christ man keep that shit to yourself.
There's some videos of people poking fun at him on servers. For the longest time I thought he was just trolling, but he really believed the things he was saying and doing.
Glad I changed servers to one without any drama and autism, hosted in the university near my house, too.
This has to be fake.......but on the off chance it isn't well i just feel sorry for his parents.
Because there was a time when it was popular to have nicknames rhyme with their actual name.
Rick and Dick
Rob and Bob
Eh, I don't care enough to clean it up. I'll probably just delete it after today
Yeah, it was a pricing error and a bunch of people got a Wii U and 3DS for $60 and everyone else were crybabies.
You are truly one with your own humanity.
>Apologize for the link earlier
>Pasted the wrong link
>He doesn't say that something must have messed up
>Admits that that link was in his clipboard
>Doesn't even try to deny that he was looking up pages on how to have sex with toddlers
I think everyone has played with this kid before.
The one who always has magical counters for everything you throw at him and easily walks it off. You can summon god on him and throw the universe at him but he'll just teleport or dodge it. Fuck those retarded kids.
At least tails wrecked his ass in the end, so its all good.
It's probably because you like to tip your fedora to make yourself feel better?
>Wanna play chess tonight?
>If only a woman's emotions were like chess, Black and White.
>If only opening up to a woman was as easy as the opening moves in a chess game.
Nigga loves his chess.
Wonder if his dick is shaped like a pawn.
okay this is probably fake but trust me, persons who try to fuck a girl thay MAYBE saw once exist.
Also, they are all the same, it's so easy to make them stop messaging anyone.
>Friends convince me to draw
>Fap to my own work a few times when i'm done
>Ask one if fapping to my own work is narcissistic
>"A bit, yeah."
>almost had sex with a 6 year old cause he wanted it bad
Digging through my folder for cringe, finding some good shit, annoying shit though.
I was honestly expecting something mildly amusing related to that show like "I can only give you 5 septims for this sword, I mean I can call my sword guy and he can take a look but 5 septims is pretty generous."