Oh shit nigger it's halloween.
You've decided to put on a costume and go trick or treating
Currently you're competing in a game of Halloween ball.
What do you do?
As you about to, one of the judges suffer a crippling injury when he touched you.
Your are disqualified
"You mean a bouncy castle"
"No, it's called a moonwalk, dumbass"
"Fuck you it's a jumpy bouncy rooty pooty"
"check my dubs"
Your cultists are beating up children for their candy.
>>tfw you have gotten good at predicting which types of things op will respond with to certain things
He literally just responds to the post with the highest number attached to it. That's all. It's completely random. There is no rhyme or reason to it.
"THIS HOUSE GIVES OUT FULL SIZED CANDY BARS! TO THE WINNERS OF THE HALLOWEEN DEATH TOURNAMENT! JUST SAYING"
YOu stop picking the pocket monster's nose.
The guy hands you a piece of paper.
"Sign here to enroll"
You are moved into a small room.
When it's time for the match, the door wil open and you can make your entrance.
Muffled cries of "FUCK YOU IT'S NOT" and "NOT UNTIL 1AM, HOMO" can be heard from outside.
What a coincedence. Your opponent is a jar of jam.
You charge towards the jam with the intent to slam.
Yeah, and this si your true form.
This... I thought we couldn't transform back to normal. Our normal form sucks.
Well change back into a great one.
Yeah, who'd have thought the guy dressed up like jam actually tastes like jam.
"Nigga this is a tournament, it aint over yet. NEXT MATCH"
says skeleton caesar,
Time for an all out attack with your cultists while they are distracted killing their pawns
Nah, it only got on their swords, which they promptly threw away.
Well... Atleast it's 2 versus 1 now... Right...?
Hey OP I made a shitty gif of the pirate "end". Play nuclear to get full feels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
try to get him in checkmate but it's actually stalemate
"OH YEAH? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU'RE NOT ONE YOURSELF?! DOUBLE NERD!"
>tfw you were the one who first started pushing for the whole coma thing, as a joke
>didn't expect it would go so far
Double nerd? How would you know I'm a double nerd? Only TRIPLE nerds know. Are you a triple nerd?
"FINE, GO AHEAD AND TRY IT NERD! I AM WAY LESS NERDY THAN YOU! I WATCHED STAR WARS! BUT ONY THE FIRST EPISODE! AND ONLY FOR 25 MINUTES!"
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD DECOY"