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How would you make a game about delivering pizzas fun?

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How would you make a game about delivering pizzas fun?
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Reward with sex.
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You're Spider-man.
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Skateboards
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>>268832892
That fucking minigame was the shit.
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Crazy-taxi style points system and time limit per shift. Upgrade with points to have longer shifts, a better car / more gas, a wider delivery area, etc.

Online leaderboards.
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oooooohhhh nooooooooo
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you have to fight ninjas to deliver the pizzas and when you get to the house the door is opened by a woman with huge titties only wearing a towel who drops her pocketbook with your tip in it
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>>268832778
Part horror, part obstacle course.
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Make it like those old Garfield episodes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU8DUN5a7Yc
No english version, sorry
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All the above
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>>268833215
Then don't post it.
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You are the pizza. You deliver yourself. RPG elements and you equip toppings you find at rival pizza shops.
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Freddy's delivers now
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>>268832778
By making it like Crazy Taxi meets Kirby Air Ride's City Trial
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>>268832778
>Crazy Pizza.
>You get a order in.
>Drive like a fucking maniac doing all sorts of crazy shit.
>Construction work all over the place as obstacles for example.
>Ramp off shit and jump them, jump bridges, etc.
>While in mid air you see your delivery is right below you.
>Jump out of the car in mid air and slam into the pavement.
>Still alive.
>Here's your pizza.
>Collect dosh and if lucky get tip, if no tip beat the guy for tip.
>Get a call, gotta pick up the next delivery.
>Steal a car and race back to pizza shack or meet person with pizza.
>Rinse repeat.
you work your way up the pizza chain ladder and go from delivering to small time peasants to the president of the united states, whoes wife wont allow him to have pizza due to being a bitch so you must be crazy, take down security and ultimately assassinate the first lady and chill out with pizza and the president while getting a blowjob from his daughter.
I kinda of think of Clinton when I think of the president by the way, aint nothin fun about Obama or his husband.
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>>268832778
Ages back I tried to make a new TF2 game mode with pizza delivery as it's theme.

Map was a simplistic city with random doors opening up. The team picks up their pizza box (a remodeled intel case) and fight their way to get there first.

Problem was keeping it fair. A door would always be closer to one base then the other, so one team might get a bunch of lucky rolls and win. Was messing with the idea of their bases being halves of the same building but then the conflict would be too central in one area.

I just shelved it.
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>>268832959
>That minigame was shit
>Doesn't mention that annoying as fuck music

I played through the whole game without music thanks to that shit
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>>268833732
I said the shit, not shit.
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>>268832778
Fuse Crazy Taxi with Mirrors Edge.
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>>268832778
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Make it like the beginning of Snow Crash with The Deliverator except with more video game elements
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>>268833885
>running on building at top speed while balancing a pizza
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Make it a mesh of different genres as you try to deliver your pizza to the clients. One mission will be lighthearted romantic adventure with adventure game gameplay, the next some lovecraftian survival horror shit, the next some pulpy murder mystery, and so on.
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Make it LEGO Island.
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Make it a text based game where you have to convince the customer to give you a tip. If you take too long to convince them or are too persistent they get upset and give you nothing. You have to quickly pick the right dialogue to get the maximum amount of money.
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>>268833794
I know, i said it was shit, i did the missions at the end of the game
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>>268834012
While time is running out
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>>268834131
You have shit taste, if you ever say something like that to me I will fucking kill you.
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>>268834154
Instead of a time meter its a cool down meter.
And if the pizza is cold upon delivery you will be killed, thus the company motto.
>Promised hot or you kill the delivery boy.

and you get a $2 tip.
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>>268833925
Fucking this
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>curayzy moves to be as fast as possible to get dem tips
>have to be faster than the other pizza delivers
>gotta stay still and avoid obstacle, you wouldn't want to harm your cheesy and steaming hot delicious pizza
>different kind of pizzas, more fun
>with the dosh, you create your empire of pizza in the city, the factories won't run itselves
>gotta be carefull of other pizzarias, get ready for stealth and parkours to get in theirs to get the good receip
>build an empire
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Shadowrun setting
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Do a paper boy with an RNG chance to get mugged, stiffed or undertipped with a side of that hat dialogue game as you deal with the unwashehd pizza deprived masses
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>>268832778
Give it some Portal 2 weirdness without the killing (because you're delivering pizzas).
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>>268834313
Make it so like there are mission where you have to deliver a pizza in the middle of a gang war and shit.
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>>268834596
What if a rival pizza company sends hit men to take you out and its like Driver near the end with all that shit coming at you trying to stop you from delivery?
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>>268834807
>not delivering a pizza in the middle of a meteor rain
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>>268834871
Online multiplayer confirmed?
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>>268834596
Yeah let the player take a piss on a pizza or shit like that.
Mmmmh reminds me of Pizza Connection
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>GTA style open world mission based
>timed missions
>brawler gameplay, fight off muggers, crackheads
>mission scores based on time, combos, damage taken, damage pizza has taken
>progress from on foot-bicycle-moped-car with all having upgradeable parts
>fight against rival delivery companies
>enter the pizza delivery underworld
>sabotage other deliverymen
>eventually get your own store and expand your empire
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Thief-style stealth game where you break into peoples' houses and leave pizza on their kitchen tables
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>>268835162
>Online pizza delivery game where you pick a company to play as trying gain the best reputation by any means possible

fund it
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>>268835162
HOLY HOT DAMN!
>Online.
>Rival clans made up of other players trying to get money for their pizza place.
>The game is essentially building your pizza place to be amazing!
>You can ram other drivers, beat them, steal their money, steal their delivery.
>You can attack their pizza place.

imagine it.
Flying a plane into a pizzeria owned by a rival clan.
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>>268832778
You're working in a crazy-ass neighborhood with absolutely everything trying to kill you. Think Paperboy.
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>>268834871
That'd work, but I think it should be a unique situation.

OOOOORRRR the game could spawn invincible pizza delivery hitmen if you try to go out-of-bounds. This way there are no invisible walls or shitty boundaries.
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The ideas in this thread are pretty good, so why hasn't this occurred yet?

We get our yearly rehashes at not a single remotely original game.
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>>268835162
Only if it's like the Souls game when you are invaded.

>a challenger approaches
>deliver the pizza before he gets there!
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>that mission where you have to deliver 69 pizzas to a frat house
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>>268832778
Every delivery something goes horribly wrong.

First mission: take pizza to house in suburbs. Knock on door, it opens to reveal husband murdering wife.
says you've seen too much, have to fight/run from murderous husband.

And it just gets worse from there...
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>>268832778
>>268832778
fight for tips
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Make it like pizza delivery in Snowcrash.
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>average pizza delivery guy
>dont give a shit about your crap job
>waiting around with bud who equally doesn't give a shit in the run down pizza place you work in
> get a call where some creepy ass sounding dude says he's been watching the two of you all night and can't wait to CUT YOU CUT YOU CUT YOU
>think nothing of it
>have to go out and make pizza deliveries in the night on your bike
>maniac is stalking you
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>>268833732
You sound like a very bitter and boring person.
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>>268835805
Because ideaguying is easy, actually making said ideas into reality is hard
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>>268832778
Deliver pizzas to Ferguson during height of riots
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>Reskin Mirror's Edge
>Time Trials
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>>268836141
>literally copy paste 2 or 3 games together
>hard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu1xLZ7IR08
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>>268833946
Incorporate the sword play somehow and that shit would be golden. Boss battles with that fucker that has the nuke on his bike, fail a delivery and the mob hunts you down. 10/10 would play
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>>268836253
Then go do it, bro
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>>268836070
did you die?
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>>268836070
>see a poster with a badly drawn version of someone
>it looks familiar
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Should be moddable and PC only.
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OH NO DOCTOR CONNORS CLASS
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>>268836382
Top kek fucking Peter and his endless faggotry
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>>268833925
I remember playing that shit in an arcade.

I still remember the song.

I'M THE PIZZA MAN
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>>268836478
iiiii goooooooooot ssssooooo caaaaaught uppppp innn whaaaat iiiii waaaaass dooooiiing iiii forgoooooooot alllll abbouuuut iiiiitt
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Just make Crazy Taxi with a pepsiman-styled minigame after you get out of the car and need to get to the door.
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>>268832778
nemesis system adding your "special" brand of toppings to low tipping customers
find out anon is allergic to cats by making all deliveries in time rewarded with cat hair and so on
also road rash style fights with other pizza shops in a turf war on shitty little moped's
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Add guns and the ability to piss on people.
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>>268832778
Is this you Unitybro?
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>>268836697
>also road rash style fights with other pizza shops in a turf war on shitty little moped's
Fucking fund it.
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>>268836698
So I never played postal 2
is there a way to do all the menial tasks without resorting to murder and pissing?
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>fps style game with driving/scooter involved
>randomly generated maps and randomly generated spooky shit occurs when you're out of your car
>one of them is the pizza phantom that follows you behind you and sneaks up on you to make your pizza cold so you don't get any tips
>various customers and neighborhoods to explore and deliver pizzas to
>can get an order to deliver to a ghetto ratchet as fuck neighborhood
>have to hide from jiggaboos with knives while you wait in a bush while your pizza gets cold
>feels on wheels
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>>268836718
EH
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>>268832778
Make it similar to "papers, please".
While delivering the pizza, you get a short bio of the guy you're delivering to. From the bio, you have to be able to tell if he will tip you or not. Tampering with the pizza of tippers will get you fired. Not spitting into the pizza of non-tipping peasants will cause you to lose points.
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>>268834087
>CTRL + F Lego

thank you
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>>268836843
>the pizza phantom
wouldn't that just be the noid
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>>268836776
Yep. Just expect a dull game, of course.
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oooohhhhh nnnnnnooooo
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>>268832778
i deliver pizzas IRL. it isnt fun. it can be comforitng/calming though. imagine fall/winter time and listening to your favorite music for hours driving through your hometown and greeting dozens of friendly happy people.
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>>268837158
Aww yeah, I love this one.
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Make it so that your mode of transportation is being shot out of a fucking cannon.
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>>268837158
Where is 3?
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>>268837158
I think i know where this is going
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>>268837228
also i forgot to mention starting when the sun is up and watching it set every shift and how over time the sun continues to set sooner and sooner, making it comfier and comfier
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>>268837158
>step
COME ON WHAT HAPPENED

Fuck you for not posting what happened
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>>268833692

Just make it a reskinned CTF where you have to go to the other team's base to pick up the "pizza" and deliver it to a specific location on the map (both teams have the same location.)
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>>268837515
She trips and spills pizza all over herself.
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>>268832778
I had a spongebob game or something on ps2 where you delivered pizza in some org of vehicle, i can't remember. It was fun though
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>>268836070

Wait, there you go OP. Make it a game where you have to walk over deserts and keep your sanity in check by singing the Krusty Krab Pizza song. At the end ride a rock to the destination.
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Paperboy with pizza
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>>268837789
Damn, i was hoping she did her job well and recieved compensation for delivering the pizza
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>>268837515
she trips, a slice of pizza falls into her cleavage and then they fug

she then continues to fug every customer to get a good review on her delivery service
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>1st person
>futuristic city as a setting
>skill based movement with huge skill ceiling
>gadgets and shit you can use
>gotta go fast
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>>268838154
She does in the end.
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>>268838193
>she trips, a slice of pizza falls into her cleavage and then they fug

I can get behind that

>she then continues to fug every customer to get a good review on her delivery service

o-oh. Nevermind.
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>>268838304
top pleb

That last part is only one panel anyway, it's mostly about that one guy.
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>>268837952
I had this! It was like a weird metal city. Does anyone know what its called?
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>>268832778
>Pizza isn't actually a pizza, various crazy gangs trying to get it, never actually stated what is inside
>Can choose to use a car, attracts more gang members
>Or can choose to parkour across the city
>Devil may cry style combat with all sorts of melee weapons
>Guns are semi rare, have no ironsights and semi bad aim and aren't reloadable but do realistic damage
>Have to make sure the "pizza" isn't damaged at all, can stash it before going into a fight and if enemies take it it isn't game over, you just have to retrieve it, but you only have a half hour because, the pizza box explodes if not delivered within that time.

Why do we make up imaginary games? They'll never be real and it's so depressing.
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>>268838281
Geez, she must've been unlucky on the way back, looks like it rained
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>>268837158
>>268838281
>Look up on sad panda
>Can't find anything
help me out, gamer
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YOUR FAVORITE GAME IS NOW ABOUT DELIVERING PIZZA. HOW IS IT?

>DeS
>delivering large supreme & 2ltr. root beer to Old King Allant
>fucking faggot has a gate & didn't inform the store
>try calling
>son answers the phone, just tells me about his problems
>fuck this i'm asking the neighbors
>one house is a shit-pile, another is run down, another looks like a prison, and one is in the fucking ground
>nobody knows, fuck it one last try back at Allant's
>no gate this time!
>have to pass barking dragons
>up loooong elevator
>faggot doesn't tip
>least i have a barefoot waifu waiting for me at home

9/10
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>>268838550
Name of the manga is in the title page, just Google it.
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>>268837158
sauce?

reminds me of that hero of lol
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>>268838550
http://pururin.com/view/15346/00/air-head-delivery_1.html
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>>268838550
just google it

and how the fuck do you not know turtle.fish.paint
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Easy. You just play Pizza Dude.
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>>268838507
>pizza company is actually a black ops military program masquerading as a pizza delivery service
>some missions are delivering pizzas
>other missions are taking down high value targets
fund. it.
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>>268832778
>deliver to ghettos where ghetto niggers either try to rape you, steal your money, pizza or kill you.
Any of which happening either deducts from your score or ends the game.
Being raped causes a "big sausage pizza" QTE which results in a DDR style pressing of buttons you must complete in a set time and if failed, jizz falls out of your mouth onto the pizza, meaning it isn't accepted by the customer, or you take too long.
Also the QTE is from the delivery boy's POV with rendered pubes to look at that move realistically with jiggle physics.

You can also get a minigame where you fuck someone because they can't afford the pizza, but this means you deduct from your end score BUT get a temporary stat boost to try and recoup your earnings.

There is also a segment where you have to make the pizza, which can be done like the restaurant scene in Octodad, hell, make moving about like Octodad meets QWOP, and you have to move your feet and press them down on the pedals

Also some people offer you a drink when you deliver, meaning you can gradually get pissed up and your control over the character/vehicle suffers.

Just don't make it like postal.
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>>268838582
>DMC3
>Weirdo comes into my store telling me my brother is having a party and needs delivery
>All his stupid friends keep pestering me on the way for free pizza
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>that one anon who delivered pizza throughout black mesa

does anyone remember that thread?
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>>268838668
>http://pururin.com/view/15346/00/air-head-delivery_1.html
good.
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>Love pizza but the carbs.

>All the low-carb crust recipes are fucking awful.

Life is suffering.
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>>268839791
Who cares about carbs, nigga? Are you a /fit/izen?
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>>268839791
>eating pizza
>wanting to be healthy

pick one
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>>268839791
Try getting a thin crust with posh toppings and cook a couple of eggs on it, works as a cheat meal if you are /fit/ and good for bulking too
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>>268839907
Maybe he has diabetes.
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