Would Hyrule Warriors be any different if Cia was a man who was

i wanna fuck him

>if Cia was a man who was lusting for Link?

Every hipster or SJW game reviewer would give it an 11/10 GOTYAY forever, write lengthy articles explaining its hidden artistic depth, and push to have it placed on Top 10 lists everywhere for the rest of time.

Wasn't that the plot of one of the Sailor Moon OVAs

I think you should post more so we can make up our minds.

Yes, it's missing a large portion of the plot near the middle.

>>268345867
I'd love to, but that's the only picture of a male Cia on the entire internet.

I think /v/ would want to fuck Cia even more.

>>268345254
it would be like bram stroker's dracula with combo finishers

Ghirahim would get really jealous, him and Cia would have a huge fight, and then they'd have passionate hate-sex before they hunted down Link and made him the meat in their sandwich.

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>male_cia
No, this is male CIA

>>268347820
Wow, he's a big guy.

>>268347956
For whom?

All Link had to do was give her the dick.

>>268345254
Holy shit that would be 100% better

>>268345254
He's not good enough, sorry

But there's already Giraghim for that

>>268345254
Meh, he's not even attractive.
Gimme something better.

Wait, would that mean Lana would be a dorky shy guy?
I am all kinds of OK with this.

isn't that just a normal legend of zelda game?

>>268348273
For Wii U

>>268345254
I would play the game with my dick out.

>>268345254
It'd be gay.

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>>268350535

Just another generic yaoi fantasy.
Land whales would love it.

>you will never fuck link

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>>268350535
Extremely.

>>268350674
yeah good thing they went with the female version

>>268345254
tumblr pls

>>268345680
Meanwhile, /v/ would have 20 threads a day for the next several years about why it's the worst game ever.

>>268345254
yes since it wouldn't make any sense

You have to figure in the Lana factor in which is a mirror image of Cia just the good half.

That and a Male Cia would not be able to top Ghirahim

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>>268345254
>Would this game be any different if we changed something about the game.

Gee, I don't know

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>>268351313
>That and a Male Cia would not be able to top Ghirahim
Truer words have never been spoken

>>268351313
>Male Cia would not be able to top Ghirahim

OK, but would he be able to bottom for him?

>>268350674

Based pandering to neckbeards instead of legbeards. So much better.