You wake up one morning as your favorite video game character.

Masturbate.

>>267868117
But my favourite character is my waifu. Do I pick someone else or do I become her?

Also to answer the question regardless of the answer: Masturbate

>>267868379

>>267868379
/thread

>>267868686
>those digits

Nice.

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>>267868117
>tfw the government will get buttmad and have me shot down

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>>267868379
this is the only right answer

>>267868117
>big b0ss
>complete college like a b0ss would
>conscript
>become the highest military rank like a b0ss would
>meet kojima at some point
>hit it off
>become best bros with kojima because im motherfucking big b0ss

thats about it, also save the world at some point

I'd be going to jail unless I manage to hide each weapon perfectly, don't get spotted with them, or hand them over.

Having an infinite source does not bode well for me...

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>>267868117
>wake up one day
>discover that I am now Samus Aran
>everything I love has been taken from me
Y-yay?

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>>267868117
>having a favorite vidya character
kek

I guess my favorite character, which has also been in vidya, would be my waifu. And if I woke up as my waifu, I'd be a super powerful vampire with the power to punch out the sun.

Too bad she might be a teensy bit absolutely crazy.

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>>267868379

>>267868117
How am I supposed to masturbate with a cyborg body?

>wake up as kirby
>use my wallet money to enter eating contests
>get more money

>>267869272
Use your cyberdick.

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>>267868117
>>267868379

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>>267869350
I have only my sword, I do not even have the anus.

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>>267869303
It's an infinite loop.

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Stay away from the waifu threads.

>>267868117

>live alone
>as a taiko drum

o-okay

>>267869491
I licked your armpits in my dream.

>>267869207

>kiss-shot acerola-orion heart-under-blade
>vidya

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>>267868117
I guess I'd just spend all day chasin pepsi-pussy and tuggin on my pepsi can-sized dick.

>>267869428
But Sam doesn't have cybernetic body.

>>267869207
Who is this?

>Gene
>enter martial arts competitions and win because god power keeps my pimp hand strong

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>>267868117
Try to do Street Magic, or just Hex some people and rob them

>>267868117
>Gene from God Hand
Or
>Dante from DMC4
I know a bunch of shit that only I would know so I can convince my family.

But I doubt I could function realistically without having any sort of personal information that is credible.

>>267869623
save his arm.

Mach 2 Masturbation?

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Do vocaloid covers and fandubs of macross frontier.

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I don't know, magic and shit?

>>267869623
I dont have any other picture.

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Oh fuck me

>>267868117
How do I live as Warcraft III Arthas?

Like a fucking King is how I live as Arthas.

>>267868117
Huh. I just realized I don't have a favorite video game character.
My mind just keeps jumping from one character to another.
Does that mean anything?

I would be Raiden from Metal Gear Rising Revengance.

I would be a good ninja and fight all the bigots and ISIS in the world.

>>267868117
>Doomguy
I start a new life as an olympian runner and straferun to the gold.

Then I get sponsors and live the easy life.

>>267869120
You're a 10/10 hot bombshell with power armor strong enough to topple the government of a small country.


You have nothing to worry about.

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I'd throw lightning bolts and shit everywhere and convince people I was Jesus.

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>>267869120
At least you get to finger blast yourself

>>267869929
>Implying he wouldn't break down the second anything emotional happened
>Implying his armor would even stay on with the sadness he's feeling right now
Other M really did a number on the Power Suit.

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>>267868117
>unless you can somehow convince them
It wouldn't be that hard to convince them; and then I'd be living the dream as an immortal lesbian with godlike powers.

> Snake has always been my favourite video game character
> tfw I am going to die horribly of "old age" in a few years


Fuck me..

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Uh. I don't think I could convince them.

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>I wake up as R.O.B

who needs them anyway, fuck the haters i'm gonna shoot laser beams

>>267868117
I cant think of a "favorite" character right now so I'll just pick Tifa
>you have no means of proving who you are so you cannot find employment that isn't under the table.
Why should I? I'm a fucking female now. Thats 5000% better than that 28yearold neet virgin with a small dick, bad teeth, bad posture, who still lives with his parents and whose life is obviously going down the drain

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Freeze frogs

Being Raziel would fucking suck. Walking corpse dude that sucks souls isn't exactly good times.

>>267870004
>tfw Disgaea's Kunoichi is my favorite
Would anyone want an immortal lesbian ninja?

>>267869619
Don't forget that awesome music that will follow you everywhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4

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>>267870087
Shit I didn't even consider VN characters, looks like I'm retarded now.

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> become Uncle Dante
> Convince friends and family that i am me by sharing things only we could know
> do a lot of CUHRAZY shit
> Swim in pussy

That would be amazing.
I'd never be able to have children though. There's be little white haired demon kids running around. I'd have to get by without official papers somehow. But I could always become a hired gun or something.

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>>267868117
>SSJ3 Vegeta

aaayyyyyy

>>267868117
I'd be dead within a week from std's.

>>267870212
I know I would

>>267870115
>Become Tifa
>Start streaming on twitch
>Everyone wants your dick and donates money to you
>Never have to work a day in your life again

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Become doormat

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>>267870323
I get it

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>>267870181
Stop acting like a baka.

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>>267869859
>that Kenyan butthurt when Flynn Taggart leaves them in the dust

>>267868117
>Ness
So considering I live in America, does this mean that my life is Earthbound? My passion is already making people happy and my dream is to make the world a happier place for all of mankind, so I already have an Earthbound-like journey set out ahead of me, but this time there isn't an alien manipulating the evil in peoples' minds in order to make them make the world a worse place.

I also really like Paula a whole lot, but uh, that'd be really awkward to wake up as a girl in a big pink frilly dress. I'd have the same powers as Ness so it'd still be pretty sweet, but I mean jeez that'd take a little time to get used to, and not to mention in a few years when I start growing up people are gonna start being oddly affectionate to me just because I'm cute or something and they wanna get into my dress or whatever. I'd rather be a guy and not have to deal with people faking being nice to me as that sort of thing makes me sad.

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>Mario

I could do anything. LITERALLY. ANYTHING.
They won't even care that I'm not who I used to be, it's fucking Mario.

>>267870319
>Not having children as Dante
Seriously?

Or are you talking about how Dante is stuck in a permanent friendzone?
Because having quarter demon daughters would be rad as fuck.

>>267870554
>autism

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I would go fast.
And fuck this anon's boipussy. >>267870271

>>267868117
My favorite vidya character is a loli so I'd pretty much just have to walk to the nearest orphanage or something.

I also have a giant robot and shit, so I suppose I could make something of that.

>>267870535
>Enter some swimming sport
>Straferun across the water because Doomguy doesn't understand the concept of water depth
>Jumping off incredibly high buildings or off planes without caring about fall damage

The assblast on physicists would be tremendous.

>>267870425
This.

I remember complaining about stream whores with my brother once before realizing that if I were in their shoes i'd do the same thing.

Without cats slapping my eyes out.

>>267870115
Or you could use your skills as a business owner to open up a pub. I didn't even play FF VII and even I know Tifa owns and operates her own bar. Make you some good money off of dumb drunks.

>>267870632

>used goods

>>267868117
I am a 47yo man, I'm here to spy on my asshole son, but after seeing this pic I have to admit, I have an erection.

>>267870608
Ah fuck, sorry about it. I'm tired so I guess autism just sort of happened.

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>>267868117
I guess I'll be really good with guns but unable to function in society due to being a giant triangle.

>>267870708
You a good dad.

>>267870708
Ojii-san is that you? When did you get a son?

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I get the easy life, just charm people to give me free money, dont need to fuck for it. Then buy a really expensive bush and BRUSH FLUFFY TAIL.

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>>267870708
How big it is, mister?

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Eat hotpods

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>>267870309
Excellent taste Mayuribro.

>>267868117

Shit my personal fave is the illusive man.
Seems I'm just cursed with being old.
Actually I will get cool glowy eyes but that's it.

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>>267870309

What's her power? Being a retard?

Being destined to die?

>>267869929
>be Samus
>don Varia Suit
>go hunt bounties on modern day Earth
>get easy money
>get adorable pets
>niggas drool over me like brainless retards
>bitches admire me for being a strong independent woman don't need no man
>get in Gunship and cruise around world
Hm. You're right. That isn't so bad. Samus doesn't really brood over her losses anyway. She just seeks vengeance.

I'll be like half robot and have killer sunglasses built into my fucking face, how are they not gonna believe me?

Also eat augmentchoos

>>267870957
Being voiced by HanaKana is a power all on it's own.

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>>267870706
OP didn't say we'd have to deal with the character's emotional trauma.

Although it would be weird to suddenly wake up in the body of the girl you love.

I suppose maybe I could make a deal to wake up as my favorite male character, then I could make a living as the magic miracle man that can heal any disease, even cancer.

I'm Batman, or rather, Bruce Wayne, since I wouldn't get the costume with the transformation.

I'd use my insane detective skills to find out what happened to me and see if I could become my old self again.

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Get motivated

Most likely get some new clothes first.

>>267870581
Hes a fukin nephilim

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Play with gravity, probably accidently kill a few people/all of mankind.

>don't play video games
>become nothing

PLEASE LET THIS COME TRUE

>>267871128
Now I'm hard. Tell me more.

>>267870425
>Everyone wants your dick
anon

>>267870957
Chuckled
It's Being best girl/spoiler]

>all favorite characters are actually organizations
Well I guess that means I'm either GDI or the Soviets.

So a sentient UN organization or the will of an entire group of countries?

I guess I'd try to direct everyone that is inside of me into making a secure and safe world?

>>267868979
what's this artists name again

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monopolize clean nuclear energy

>becoming Bayonetta
>spend rest of my life masturbating, stripping and making Neckbeards hard.
Living the Dream.

>>267868117
I become the greatest cosplayer and make millions off hormonal teens on youtube.

>>267871345
>Soviets
You are the perfect communism, anon.

>>267869828
Same here man. Not like I'm complaining but I wish I were in the middle of the DLC.

>tfw you could have been Jetstream Sam slaying filthy Jihadis with your trusty robotic AI dog on your side ;_;

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the ultimate weapon

>tfw Son Goku

>>267868379
I came here to post this

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>>267871397
>mfw I have just saved humanity by becoming an ideal with a will of its own.

>>267871213
>DmC
No anon.

>>267871467
>>267871128
>>267870271
is this gay since she has a penis or is it alright since she's a girl

>>267871467
>implying I wouldn't wake you up with a good hard early morning dicking every day instead

>become you're waifu
I'm not sure how I would feel about this.

>>267871467
It's okay, we can play pretend.

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Become the final boss.

>>267871565
Yeah, it's kinda weird actually.

Well, first buy some contemporary clothes and then find some guy who shares my love for my waifu.

>>267870970
>get in Gunship and cry about THE BABY
>jump in volcano and die because you didn't have the authorization

>>267870854
That's a little embarrassing for to talk about on a computer, but I'm a pretty tall guy(6'6")... it's like a can of coke and a half. I'm proud to say.

>>267871467
Shut up and post more Ash.

>>267871467
I'm throbbing now. I want to fill your throat and jerk you off until you cum into the sheets.

I have a more interesting question.

Which would you rather do? Spend the night in a small room with Gary Busey after he's done a mound of coke and taken an adrenaline shot OR let Michael J. Fox perform a complicated surgical procedure on you.

Michael has all the medical knowledge needed for the surgery but he's been off of his medication for one month.

http://strawpoll.me/2785447

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>>267868117
Walk to a police station and say I don't know who I am. My new life as a qt3.14 will be glorious.

...but how will I decide which QT is my favorite?

>>267871623
>Turn into waifu
>Literally can't play games anymore
>Nobody likes my waifu
I guess I die alone or something.

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>>267871641
Hmmm... my mouth is watering right now thinking about it~

>>267869737
What's up glass bones!

Mudokons are evolved from birds, their hair is actually a feather/feathers, and their bones are more fragile as well.

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Oh fuck.

OH FUCK.

>>267871735
Does your waifu not have arms or what?

>>267871725
>They take a DNA test
>They find no results
>You get taken in by the government
>They assume you're some spy
>Detained for life
Way to go dummy.

>>267871759
He's probably a pleb with a KS waifu

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>>267871721

Literally who?

>>267868117
is it bad that my favorite vidya gaem guy is heller

>>267871787
But the girls in KS who can't play vidya are cool.

>>267870581
> dealing with quarter demon daughters going trough puberty

Yeah.....nah. I'll pass.

>>267871759
She's missing one arm.

>>267871784
>this guy walked into a police station in Bumfuck Nowhere, Texas saying he doesn't know who he is
>must be a spy
Yeah that's really sound logic.

>>267871756
Goodbye, Jojo!

>>267871784
That's retarded. No government has a comprehensive database of every citizen's DNA.

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Finally I am a clinically insane qt. I would be very happy with this outcome.

I would just wander into a police station assuming the hallucinations don't overwhelm me first when I'm probably be found drooling in a ditch somewhere.

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Talk to pigeons.

>>267868117
One of the senran kagura girls.

Holy shit id be hyped. Yeah id be grumpy and unbearable for 1/4 of the month but id also be able to stop limiting myself because of my injuries. Shit first thing id do is join the marines

>>267871854
Aw...

You can still play Bayonetta.

>>267871623
>find some guy who shares my love for my waifu.

That would make it even more strange.
>I'm cheating on my waifu who is now me with some random guy

>>267871784
The government has your DNA on record at all times? What police state do you live in?

>>267871846
All the KS girls are pleb-tier, and all of them could theoretically play videogames.

>>267871865
they steal your semen rags from the trash

>>267871865
>No government has a comprehensive database of every citizen's DNA.

Anon...

>>267871916
>implying I can cheat on myself

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>>267868117
>>267868379

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I could definitely, probably convince my family. Maybe...

Either way I'd most likely end up traveling aimlessly through the world, fighting evil and enforcing justice.
I mean, what the hell else would I do? I'm pretty sure I'm just a soul inside of magic armor.

God help evil if I get the whole 100% of his power.

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Eh, with these tits I could probably camwhore any shitty game and get a fuckin goldmine in neckbeard money.

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Be the family pet? I guess.

>>267871351
turtle.fish.paint and sometimes Hirame.

>>267871881
>Wanting to get raped by a perverted psychiatrist

Stab him, then burn him to death.

>>267871916
>simultaneously cheating on and NTRing your waifu

>>267871912
Not if I want to do anything besides PKP.

>>267872007
There's a one handed mode after all.

>>267871635
he's going to be him, but with the body of Samus. he still has his own mind. And if i got her body, the last thing I'd do is worry about Adam.

hell, I'd make it my personal mission to find every copy of Other M and destroy it

>be Max payne
>rob stores and kill people using slomo
>get shot and heal myself with painkillers
Easy

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I absolutely promise I will use these powers for evil.

>>267868117
What game is this even from?

>>267870970
Not to mention going on space missions for NASA. Samus' gunship could easily go to Mars 'n shit. Who cares about papers and proving your identity. You'd be rolling in dosh.
[spoilers] Plus, when aliens do invade one day. AND THEY WILL. You'll be ready[/spoiler]

>>267870319
dante is my favorite too but I cant think of any superpowers he has. Unless I slay demon and acquire their weapon and orbs, I just become a very charismatic guy who's very agile and good with a sword.

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>now a mute loli

...

>>267871721
>all dis gary busey

The mans liable to grab your arm and make snapping teeth noises above it, trying to assure you he wont bite it but his teeth are clipping your sleeve.

>>267872001

Well yes rape is a concern. But I'm assuming the hallucinations could be managed to at least maintain a semblance of a normal life.

>>267872120
Rebellion is his personal devil arm.
You get four styles at the bare minimum unless it's DMC1 Dante, at which point all you get is a decent jump and the ability to stall your jump when you shoot.

Also infinite bullets for Ebony and Ivory as long as you alternate between the two guns, but this is DMC1 rules

>>267872120
An immortal guy that's so overpowered he doesn't give a shit anymore.

Like Saitama from one punch man.

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>>267872120

You're joking, right?

>>267868117
>i wake up as a total annihilation commander

I

AM

GOD

>>267872120
> Dante
> no superpowers


Have.....have you played the DMC games?

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time to have some fun.

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>>267872115
Try Ctrl+S my friend. It will revolutionize your posting experience.

>>267872120
He stopped the punch of an universe destroying god with one hand while drunk.

>>267871313
You know what I meant

Being Tifa but keeping the dick instead of having a vag would be pretty fucking sweet though

>>267872140
Maya is your favorite vidya character?

Not even Isha or something?

>>267868117
As Link, I will go out and try to find work on a farm or do odd jobs for people. I will convince my parents its me simply by stating things that only I would know. I'd be all right. Explaining the pointy ears might be an issue though.

>>267868117
How long until i can oculus rift myself a pair of virtual titties

>>267872267
With that skirt, it would be easily noticeable though.

>>267872003
The thus the shitty roll I got in the waifu thread comes true.
Oh the irony!

>>267872278

First one that came to mind. Ironically, before Adol or Dogi. Well fuck.

>>267872221
I mean I guess I could stab myself, but that only get people scared and get me put in a psych ward.

bad idea

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Science Wizard Catgirl.

Nice.

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>>267872253
and thus you made that one Anon's day that much better.

>>267872354
Are you retarded?

>>267871995
Minor telekinesis and floating should be good enough for vidya

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That would be pretty damn cool. As long as I got his equipment as well.

And I'll probably end up masturbating later, cause who wouldn't?

>>267872034
>find every copy of Other M and destroy it
THIS. Slanderous Space Pirate propaganda must be exterminated.

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>>267872316
I mean, Maya was cute but there are better lolis in her series, let alone in Falcom's catalog.

It's cool anon, at least you get to be a loli, and it's probably better than transforming into someone with an insatiable lust for adventure in a world that's already been fully explored.

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I'm immortal.

>>267872398
until you realize you have a cloaca

>>267872398
Are you a furry
Don't get me wrong, Falco is cool, but that last part...

>>267872454
BAHSAKAH

>>267872469
A starfox fag is always a furfag.

>>267870319
I would run into crazy religious churches in Devil Trigger mode and yell "SATAN HAS COME FOR YOU!"


I wouldn't even kill them. Just scare the everlasting shit out of them

>Toriko
So I'm a 8" 400 lbs beefcake that hunts down huge animals to sell them to gourmets.
Guess I'll either become the world's best poacher or destroy bodybuilding/powerlifting competitions with my natty aesthetics.

>>267872454
An immortal virgin! You're hideous bro

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Can I freikugel?

>>267871881
The qt aspect might not be achievable, but you can go mad in an Alice-like way, if you want. I just want you to know that.

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>>267872457
>Falco is technically a cuntboy

>>267872509
>Videogame character

>>267872469
>hot cloaca masturbatory action
>furry

pick one

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Masturbate and shitpost.

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>>267872410
Are you implying that the Amazon is fully explored? The innumerable caves dotted around the globe? The oceanic depths?

>>267872386
That's good to know.

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>>267868117
Since I'm not barafag I'll destroy my city, become king and abduct the girl I love over and over again

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>>267871989

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>None of you faggots can oppose me

>>267868117
>Dante
jackpot

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>>267872505
Anon, I almost showered my screen with water.

>>267868117
>your family doesn't believe it's you
>but my friends do
meh

>>267868117

>OH HOLY FUCK WOW IM TIFA
>TIME TO GRAB MY TITS AND MASTU-
>Wait why do I have short stubby wrinkly man hands with nasty grandma fingernails and wrinkles?

>>267872598
I watched a video of divers exploring some of the underwater caves in South America, that shit is scary.

>>267872624
Modern day weaponry would nuke the shit out of Kil'Jaeden.

>Saitama from One Punch Man
I'm a bald manlet, but could single-handedly remove ISIS and other snackbar with my right fist.

>Date Masamune
Open up a custom bike shop or lead a bike gang in Tokyo. Overall 10/10

My favourite character is Miles Edgeworth, so this shouldn't be too hard. Being a prosecutor seems like a shitty job though, so I'll just take the dashing good looks and get ready to fend off all the fujoshits that want my body now.

>>267872604
can I be your girl?~

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I recreate this exact scene, pic related. Adam Jensen means my life is going to be super badass.

Although wait, the anti-rejection drugs don't exist yet. Shit.

>>267868117

What mod/game is this? The floor doesn't seem to be Skyrim.

>>267872791
It's a'ight mang, Adam probably doesn't need the injections, remember?

>>267871424
>some asshole throws a handful of leaves at you

>>267872768
it depends who you are

>>267868117
>but your family doesn't believe it's you unless you can somehow convince them
Why would I do that? Im a hot girl now, I can do whatever I want

>>267872598
Are you implying that someone will discover anything like Napishtim or a Galbalan in the fucking Amazon?

>>267872791
Use your hot shit brain cybernetics to figure out how to synthesize more anti-rejection drugs

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I never really thought about if I had a favorite or not. Though, if I had to choose, I'm a fan of megaman anything. My favorite iteration was Legends.

Guess I'm a boy now.

BRB going to find whoever turned in to Roll and tap that.

>>267871747
Life is pain. Atleast I can posses people... R-right?

>>267872849
an 18y/o NEET virgin sub male

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> become Big Boss
> probably too old to make a name for myself in the military
> options are; become a hired gun, or become an MMA fighter


I think I'll go MMA.
Big Boss' CQC would work fantastic in an MMA setting. I'd knock motherfuckers out before they know what hits them.

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>>267869612
get rekt, u big fat baka :^)

>>267871865
Iceland say hi!

>>267872791
Adam doesn't suffer glial cell buildup around amputation sites. That's also why his brain handled the trauma of being shot so well. It had limited regenerative capacities.

>>267872939
Sry not gay. you can be my minion

>>267872469
If I'm gonna end up like this forever, might as well figure it out, right?
Also
> Not wanting hot cloaca action

>>267873017
>>267872842
Oh right. It's been a year since I played. Really should pick up The Fall...

>>267873063
You should at least jerk him off as a reward or something. Positive reinforcement.

>Balthier
Pimp hand so strong, I'll own half my city's night life district by the end of my month. It just won't be the same without Fran though.

>>267871854
Baiken?

>>267868686
Triple dubs

>>267869207
>anime characters
Top kek

>>267868117
What if my favourite vidya character is not human?

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So what could I do as Ryu?
Do MMA? Maybe?
I'd have to not shoot hadoukens though.

Jesus christ, Ryu is boring.
I can't think of anything...

I mean, I like that about him in his games. Everyone has crazy shit and he just plays it by the rules and his training. I like that.

In real life he'd be uninteresting as fuck.
Although I will be RIPPED. And going to cosplay conventions I'd blow people's minds with how much I look like Ryu.

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I'd be fine with this.

Cops would probably be called on me the second I went out, though. Because I'm a fucking snake lady, and people would panic.

>>267870271
>Male
>Still has developing breasts
I actually believe that gay people really are just special snowflakes who are closet straight.

Also, the ERP in this thread is utterly disgusting and sad. There's forums for you people.

>>267873191
> at convention
> people want you to pose in photos
> do hadouken pose
> accidentally hadouken happens
> everyone freaks out.

>>267873180
Then you wake up as a non-human

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>my old Night Elf priest from WoW

Time to open a clinic and cure everyone for donations.

De Postal Dude
That means i would just smoke meth all day and shoot at cops outside my house with an M16?
Cool

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>>267868117
Not that I'd need much money.

>JC Denton
Go to jail for choking out the next asshole that days OH MY GOD JC A BONG

>>267873325
> implying you woudn't be captured, experimented upon, and raped because you're a purple elf woman.

>>267873191
>become Ryu
>neglect training because you're swole as fuark now
>become fat

>>267873325
>wake up as Elf
>twenty other anons wake up as Orcs

>>267868117
>wake up as dante
first thing i do is go get some dick in me

then i dunno

buy some food and check in with centrelink to try and get some money, track down a homeless shelter and stay there until i get my life back together

once i've done that i would just use my abilities to fuck with people

like, wandering around the city late at night and finding someone alone and just spooking them

>>267873325
Good luck not catching Ebola.

>>267872949
Unless you're more than 40 years old you could join the French foreign legion

>>267873460
> /cure disease

done
Seriously. Go to Africa and solve Ebola. Those niggers would worship you as their godess.

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>my sister has the same favourite vidya character as me
>she's deeply attracted to him

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>>267872240

>>267873532
Why is that a bad thing? You get to be your favorite character and you get to fuck your sister.

>>267873460
I survived the zombie outbreak at the end of BC, I'm not worried.

>>267873445
Now I'm just thinking about 'A Friendly Orc's Daily Life'.

>>267873521
Those niggers would probably also rape the shit outta you. But, you'd probably like that, wouldn't you?

You dirty slut you.

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>>267873482
No, I mean. Big Boss is what...29 in MGS3?
You can't join the military at that age.

Although the french foreign legion sounds awesome. I know those guys are hardcore, but I am Big fucking Boss. There's no soldier more hardcore than him.


> Go into French foreign legion
> quickly earn everyone's respect
>work my way up the ranks
> preform a coup with my loyalists
> establish Outer haven


yes....YESSS...

Do League of Legends characters count? I'd make ppl piss their pants cuz I'd be a frigging walking, talking, alligator. Join the zoo. Seek refuge there. Fuck fem alligators to see if I can make more of myself? New species yay

Probably my mmo character, so complete control of nature and wizardly stuff. I don't know if I'm a qt little girl or a manly Troll Shaman

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Time to make the world a better place.

>>267873664
>not devoting your life to seeking out the Anon whose favourite character is Nasus so you can kill him

>>267873664
>Fuck fem alligators to see if I can make more of myself?
you just want an excuse to fuck an alligator

>>267873607
> rape their godess

They are crazy superstitious. No way they'd rape the tall purple woman who can cure diseases by waving her hands.

besides, there's always shadowform if you want to scare them into submission.

>>267872954

Doesn't have kiss-shot.

>>267873646
in reality though, you are just a weeboo neckbeard that know nothing about war.

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>>267872604
I'll cockblock you over and over again.

>>267873646
but then there's all that yelling about brothers

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>>267873565
Typical anglo mentality. No wonder inbreeding is such an issue

>>267873240

You could probably use your magic to appear like your old self.

>>267873773
Isn't Big Boss a weeaboo neckbeard that gets hard looking at cardboard boxes?

>>267872949
I don't know. CQC looka cool and all. But what are you going to do against a mountain of a man tackling you and mounting you? CQC his fists so they won't demolish your face?

>>267873521
Hell, everyone one on /v/ would worship him for being a vidya character come to real life in a desperate hope they can be one too.

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>>267873715
Probably an entire army of them but then again, I'm not the only one who's fav char is Renekton. All out war? Hell naww

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>needing money
>needing to prove who you are when you can be anyone you can get your hands on
I'd end up going back to playing video games

>>267873797
I'm a fucking demigod. Of course I could.

But let me ask you something: Where's the fun in that?

>>267873773
But I'll have all his skills. Military knowledge will come with that.

>>267873375

If I became Garrett, I'd go burglarize the executives of Square Enix who were okay with Thi4f, the whole Eidos Montréal studio and the homes of everyone who worked on the game.

>>267871538
Penis = dude = gay faggotry

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This is everything I've ever wanted.
Fuck this gay planet, I'm taking the next warpstar to Popstar.

>>267873905

Oh I just mean >Cops would probably be called on me the second I went out

Not even bringing up the fact that you have mind control and other goodies.

>>267873921
He is a video game character that fight "military base" filled by dumbfuck soldiers with a cardbox.

>>267872930
Yeah you can. And then they explode after you release them.

You could become an assassin if you wanted to, but you're more afraid than the usual person.

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Although it's fan content, this counts right?

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>>267873376
OH MY GOD JC A BONG

>>267873971
>"military base" filled by dumbfuck soldiers
So just like real armies

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>Juri Han
Well this will be pointless without her martial artist knowledge.

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>>267869120
Her options have been talked about in this thread. But what about sex?

Would I crave cock? Would my man brain override that and make me technically a lesbian?

It'd be so confusing, lol

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>>267874087
real armies still know you are supposed to shot someone to kill it.

>>267874003
I just want to be happy. I feel with this its impossible

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I'd probably do fine considering the nature of the powers involved. That or I go crazy.
I'd probably turn into MASK and start winning all the rigged wrestling tournaments.

>>267873963
Well, yeah. Of course I have all that fun stuff. But mass hysteria would be more fun.

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Great thanks for the crippling mental psychosis.

>>267873323
how the rest of the world would react though?

>>267874193
And it is extremely likely you will be captured by 'Murrican burgerclap agents to turn into a WMD tier mutant or some shit to be experimented on.

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> Everyone's favorite charactera are suddenly all sexy females
Gee what a surprise.
At least be honest, it would make the thread more interesting. For instance, being a giant '@' as my ascended character from Nethack would pose me some problems getting into parties and fucking women.

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I don't know.
Probably sing, play with my hair a lot, and hope that no one tries disassemble me for being a sentient android.

>>267874130
>implying you wouldn't be craving avian cock
Better take up emu farming.

>>267873786
Inbreeding is not a issue in the first generations
Also you are in a different body with different genetics

>>267874303

She's not an android, she's a piece of software.

>>267874297
>implying attractive women are somehow illegitimate choices

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So i become a 1000 years old cute sleepy vampire with magic powers?
>What do you do with your new body
Turn into a bat and bite cute girls

>>267873886
>consume 10/10 girl
>make dosh streaming games on Twitch
Living the dream.

>>267874337
If you would fuck your sister merely because there wasn't any genetical risks, you're still fucked up. That wehrmacht effect or whatever it's called and all.

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I can finally eat ANYTHING.

>>267872846
>implying a crowbar straight into the fan wouldn't be the most assholish thing to do

>>267874275
That's what the entire thread is about

Using your imagination.

>>267874297
There's plenty of non-sexy females in this thread.

I'd also assume you'd be your race/gender combo from your ascension, not a giant @

>>267874428
Westermarck

>>267874440
You're fat though

>>267873737
I wish this fantasy would come true. Not to save the filthy africans, but because seeing the africans worship a Night Elf would be cool.

>>267873646
You can still go army before 35.
Get to it.

>>267874297
You obviously didn't read the thread. There's been Garrett, Kain, Big Boss, Adam Jensen as well as JC and multiple other male characters.

>>267874440
Except the potion

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>wake up as Yu Narukami from Persona 4
>finally receive gf
>have flings all kinds of girls every other week

>>267871201
are you me dude?

Besides looking fabulous and swimming in pussy I have no idea how to make a living with this dude.

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>>267874478
say that to my face, and see what happen.

>>267874372
No I'm implying people are faking their responses to fit in with obvious, transparent remarks about fucking forever and making money off it. Every thread, without exception.
>>267874495
Yup. And maybe two dozen sexy females nobody actually prefers over, say, Doomguy or Snake or whatever.

>>267874297
but I'd rather be a grill than a guy at this point in my life.

>>267874523
Start modeling, work at a host club, all the fun things.

>>267874440
You'll drive Calorofix out of business, again.

>>267870442
Enjoy being a qt3.14 canon slut

>>267874579
What you're doing is just trying to throw shit and see if it sticks. Piss off.

>>267874579
Oh, those are the ones you were talking about. I agree then.

I'd change my favourite character to a women beforehand, i don't care how, i would, and then spend the day looking in the mirror and masterbating.

>>267874523
become a mercenary
enter fighting championships beause no-one can hurt you anyways.

Do crazy stunts and shit.

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>>267874579
I have a folder with 200 some alice pictures. I had no choice but to pick her.

I guess my all time favourite video game character would be my paladin from everquest.

I can fucking cure diseases and raise the dead, and heal anybody to full if I feel like standing there for a few casts.

Employment won't be problem.

Hell people would throw money at me.

He was one of the top palis for years. Nothing is going to kill me on earth. I'd probably never use my attack-based powers/stats. If somebody messed with me I could just turn them blind and talk them into calming the fuck down. Or stun them and root them and just go about my business.

But as a pali I'm not going to go push people around or whatever.

So I'd just have some kind of bigass church where I heal whoever, and bang folks that were into my elfin majik.

I'd be a living saint, it'd be cool.

Or super annoying. I guess the lineups would be huge.

>>267874712
>only 200 pictures of your waifu

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>>267868117
I would be Halo, and I guess get rich doing PMC shit in the middle east.

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I don't have a favorite legit vidya character. But my WoW character, I've been playing for more than 7 years now.

I'm now suddenly a hot bood elf huntress and probably the best sniper of the world. Might be cool.

Pic unrelated, its not actually my huntress