Seen this comic like 20 different times and I just NOW got the last panel.
I feel so retarded...
>spouts out memes
what exactly did she said that counts as a meme? can't see any..maybe you were jsut WAY too long on the internet today and think every buzzword or technical word means a meme
>mfw when I do like my women voiced by Nolan North
>mfw Saints Row 4
>not knowing Christian Motherfucking Weston Chandler
I'll try to attract after eating my 8 chicken nuggets
this fucking guy
Absolutely no one who would use a 3DS in public while regurgitating oh-so-hilarious vidya "jokes" would look like that, dress like that, or be found in a social situation like that. That's what bothers me the most.
That's because it was stolen from Excel Saga.
Chris' "random-access humor" isn't all that random. It's mostly just shit he heard somewhere else.
I like my women how I like my coffee:
Ground into a fine powder and strained through a paper filter.
I like my women how I like my wine:
Stomped a whole bunch and then left in a barrel to ferment.
I like my women how I like my eggs:
Incapable of being fertilized.
>bringing a 3ds to a club
whats the point of going out then?
It's pretty amusing how obvious it is that he didn't actually understand any of Excel Saga's humor.
implying he would pay money for sex
>Imported from Japan
Probably mad about being 3DPD
implying she takes lots of dicks
>sold in bundles
implying that she is easy and will let him have EARLY ACCESS!!
jesus christ you social autists it means he can get laid with her early, before marriage, or before getting to know her that well.
it means he can bang her tonight.
Nigga, you dumb.
She's afraid of the big man because he's a big guy. That's not a victim complex.
A victim complex would be if absolutely nothing happened and she went to the manager to complain about how she should get free things. That's a victim complex.
It's true though. That's how Atheism+ started. A guy in an elevator asked a girl to come back to his room to continue the convo they were having with friends and she acted as if she was going to be raped because she was trapped in an elevator.
Are you retarded? He gets the fucking joke, he's saying that tumblr feminists would twist the situation it to sound like he tried to rape her because she was pissed off and embarrassed.
ignoring whatever agenda it does or doesn't push she is cute as fuck tho
prob not so irl but still cute as fuck tho
>failing to get the joke
He likes prostitutes
Just a general joke. He's a famous voice actor.
>Imported from Japan
Just another general joke, not meant to imply anything bad. Just that he likes Asians.
Either that she takes lots of dicks, implies he doesn't like virgins, or gets a kick out of sleeping with married/committed women
>Sold in bundles
He likes threeways, possibly another prostitution joke
Pretty sure this is a pedophilia joke.
The dog looks like a predator in the last panel
Jesus christ im never getting tired of that shit.
>tfw you realize your girlfriend has just been Nolan North
I KNOW she's not hating on Nolan North. The guy does awesome work as the engineer, and Merasmus.
This is a joke, right? No one drew this to be taken seriously, right?
>these people are allowed to have children
I would rape her until she was my mindbroken sex slave.
>finding money in clothes you haven't worn in a while
literally the best feeling
>put phone in pocket
>hear paper crunch
>starched $100 bill inside
How the fuck did I leave that in my pockets?
I'm just afraid I'll get robbed half the time I go walking anywhere. Don't you? Hell, just having my wallet in my pocket instantly makes me fear everyone I pass on the street.
>AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY THAT HAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS
>list several other countries
>TIME TO USE MOVE GOALPOSTS ;^)
i'm not even the guy you originally replied to, i just thought it's funny that you have to compare the states with north korea, you dense fuck
Nolan North's most famous video game role called---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
UnchartedHad to spoon feed joke because people are fucking retarded.
By the way there's this.
Unless you live in a crime infested area, you're being unreasonably paranoid.
>not defending yourself
I'm sure a mugger will gladly wait five to fifteen minutes for the police to arrive.
Holy shit NO.
I will never doubt furries ever joking about shit like this.
I don't get what the big deal is.
>I hate when people say that furries are all about sex
>Goes on to explain that furries are all about sex
Just because you and your buttbuddies go on to talk about the weather every now and then, doesn't mean that it ISN'T all about sex
>tfw deathly afraid of any dog larger than a cat
It's propably a condition or maybe I was molested by one as a kid and don't remember it, but fuck, I switch to the other side of the road if there's a person with a dog coming my way
>Furries aren't all about sex!
>First thing he talks about is making a character.
>Surprise, it's a naked girl.
>"Everyone was really friendly!"
>All staring at "her" breasts.
>First sexual experience was jerking off with another dude to imaginary anthro sex.
>Talking about things that happened while ERPing.
>Talking about a movie... that will undeniably become sexual once they start jerking off to the characters having sex.
>I made lots of real friends.... that I ERPed with!
>I found true love!
>Then we fucked.
>I broke up with my boyfriend D:
>But we still totally ERP.
>We're not ALL about sex, see?
>liking a blatant ripoff design stolen from a game with superior art direction
I have been here for too fucking long.
The fact that her first expectation is to be victimized the moment she's alone with a man means she has a victim complex. She is just not a cunt about it, but still needs therapy.