Your favorite game.
One of your embarrassing secrets.
I like to masturbate to traps and furry porn regardless of gender. But sometimes when the genres combine or i find hot kemoshota or kemololi i masturbate so hard it gives me leg craps
NFS Most Wanted
My embarrassing secret is that I don't really have any embarrassing secrets. I'm the biggest normalfag on the planet. ;_;
I once spat on the back of 50% people inside of a club one night. Lights were off, music was loud, nobody noticed that I was spitting their back.
I mean I spit on many people's back one night, at a dancing club. At least 50% of the people there had my saliva on their back
>Fallout New Vegas
>I had a gay experience when I was a kid. I sucked my friends dick once.
It was one time, I don't know why or how it happened, but I'm completely straight and the though of gay sex repulses me now.
I didn't go through with it though.
Had sex for years now, had a date last weekend and will have another in a few days.
Things looked bleaked once, but decided that I wouldn't settle even if I felt desperate.
I started out baiting guys and found out I like cock.
That picture is fantastic bless you anon.
Y-Your welcome <3~
>two different girls
>all this lies
>on the internet
When I shit, my turds are so big that instead of shitting on the toilet, I squat down and shit into my hand, and then smash it into goo with my hand and then put my hand in the toilet and swirl it around. That's the only way it will flush. I have been doing this for 5+ years.
My fucking literal sides
I hope these are real
Wow and i believed me fingering my anus while having my finger warped in toilet paper to make shit come out faster to cut time in the bathroom so i have more time to do other things was disguising.
It's saved from inboxes not from my news feed or photo viewer.
I've more than once dressed up in my sister clothing and masturbated. Its a dumb fetish, and I'm not even feminine.
Team Fortress 2
I roleplay online as a slutty furry bimbo who wants nothing more than to get knocked up and degraded as far as possible. This has led me to eat shit on more than one occassion. I loved it.
are you retarded?
my shits are huge too. on toilets where you don't shit directly in the water I have to stand up most of the time so that the shit has enough space to leave my ass. but thats what plungers are for, no need to squeeze that shit with your hand
I've tried the plunger, but it just isn't reliable. The plunger isn't strong enough to break it up, and there is no point in plunging it when it's stuck, because it just comes back up and tries to go down again and gets stuck again in the same place. I only poop about once every 5 days or so, so they are quite hard.
I know your feels.
I'm not feminine in the slightest, but trapping and getting fucked turns me on so much.
I once though I was over it, I fapped to other stuff like for a year. then I was at a friends place for a few hours with her shoes/clothing. Fuck I came hard
I think they're cute but I suppose I do project myself onto them a tad.
I dated a trap though
>No sissy bf to force into crossdressing while teasing him
I used to masturbate exclusively with my butt when I was a qt feminine shota, until puberty hit me and became the exact opposite of what I was. I'm now 2 meters tall, scruffy and muscular as fuck. I'm embarrassed of my past, and can't help to feel guilty every time I masturbate to anything that isn't straight or lesbian.
Why do so many homos feel guilty over jerking off to guys? Did you have really religious parents or something?
I've been jacking off to bestiality and rape since I first found internet porn and I never felt guilt over it. It's just porn why would you feel guilt?
Well, peoplesay it's to have fun and what not, but it's to get laid. That's the main goal when anyone goes inside of a club. You don't go just to dance, because you really don't have space for that. You don't go to have fun with your mates, because you can't hear them. You don't go so you can get drunk, because it costs too much. No, you goin the hopes offinding someone who wants to fuck with you. That's it. What's funny is, everyone inside wants to fuck, but only about 30% of the peoplewill actually get any. Because, usually, clubs have so many more males than females.
Also, people act like animals inside of places like this. Women gather in groups, like gazelles, and you see males wandering around, just looking for an opportunity to strike a conversation (HA, you'll never hear each other), finding the one gazelle that got separated from it's pack.
my waifu is 3D and I started waifuing her when she was 12
Bet she's NTRd the fuck out of you countless times by now.
The Legacy of Kain series
I'm into bestiality. I jerk it to bestiality videos all the time, dudes fucking horses or dogs. If I had the chance to fuck a small horse and nobody would find out I'd probably do it