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ITT: >All things Monster Hunter

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>All things Monster Hunter
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>>265084435
i shouldnt feel something but i do
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SAVE IT
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>wroggi is best monster
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>>265083809
>>265086795
>>265087965
Why keep saving this thread from page 10 if you aren't going to dump art?
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When is it acceptable to have damage sponge enemies like the monsters in MH.
I only bring it up because I was watching old bungie vidocs on Destiny wondering where it all went wrong.
A guy says one of the biggest inspirations for that game is Monster Hunter.
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>>265083809
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>>265088319
MH's draw is that every fight is a boss fight, without knowing how bad you're actually hurting them other than visual cues. Can't make every monster a puzzle to beat, so sponges are the only thing left.
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>>265088153
I dunno.
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what if MH and Drakengard were in the same universe?!
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>>265089703
They're not.
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>>265089943
what if i love you
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>>265090013
Why?
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>>265090159
good taste in games
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>>265090308
Oh, okay.
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>>265090404
and images
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Why the hell are there no good looking fire switch axes? What does the dire miralis one even look like?

Why do gigginox never drop what I want in g-rank?
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>>265090459
Cool.
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>>265090484
I disagree, I love the Agnaktor and Zinogre axes.
Too bad that in 3U zinogre axes upgrade into the ugly Lagiacrus ones.
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>>265090940
Zinogre is lightning isn't it?
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>>265091575
Yes.
And the subspecies is dragon.
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I love FuPoo.
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>>265093161
what?
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>>265093161
I wish more artists loved the Gigginox.
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>>265093939
I'm confused at how people hate it like it's a bad fight.
It's like they never bother using earplugs even once, dodging the neck or attacking it in the face or tail at the right moment.
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You guys getting one?
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>>265094092
No, looks terrible.
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So glad they fixed to monster stepping chip damage in third gen.
Narga rips your asshole apart just by existing near you in FU.
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>>265093939
Same.

>>265094092
Probably the Poogie... PROBABLY...
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>>265094079
I just suck at fighting it. It's also annoying every time I screw up and got stunned by Baleful. His design is kinda cool, I like it a lot more than Khezu.
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>the Rathalos SA and charge blade coming in 4U

It's beautiful.
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Am I the only one who masturbates to my hunter? Hes so manly and buff.. I wonder what his pits and feet taste like after a long day of hunting
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>>265094545
Gigginox is a great fight. Khezu was literally broken.
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isabelle is now monster hunter
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>>265094806
Hunter models of either gender are so plain and forgettable.

You're probably fapping to your armor set instead.
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>Tfw Lagiacrus won't be in 4.

>Not even the Land version.
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>>265094872
Khezu was boring as fuck to fight, and sometimes he just stood still while I wailed on his head.
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>>265083809
just bought 3ds MH3U, never played a MH game before, fill me in on what to do/expect/ what is strong
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>>265095034
as much as sonic
>>265095065
Lagi looks cool but he was a terrible fight either on land or water. Agnaktor is a complete upgrade.
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>>265095065
Makes me sad. He was one of the coolest new guys in Tri.
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>>265095120
>and sometimes he just stood still while I wailed on his head.
They did that when they were on critical condition.
Like I said, literally broken AI.
They never bothered fixing it for five whole years and 5 sequels.
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>>265094545
when it goes to the ceiling in one of the tundra's caves, its annoying as hell not being able to reach it. at least for blademasters. I figure gunners have a better time with it
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>>265090404
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>>265095320
>its annoying as hell
It's 15 seconds at worst.
Have some patience.
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Noob here, how do I choose which armour is worth wearing? I'm still early game, so what's more important, skills, or defence? Right now I have a full Jaggi set, gemmed to +2 attack, and a full Rathian set. Which should I be wearing? I'm using a great sword, if that matters.
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>>265095162
You hunt monsters. Duh.

The beginning is a tad boring, but once you get to Peco and Barroth it starts getting more fun. Try all the weapons and use what you think is best.
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>>265095336
fuck this pic is awesome. Funny to see JhoJo with those long ass arms tho
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>>265095195
He was only a hassle to fight in the flodded forest.

And Agnikator's rock swimming was way more annoying than anything the Lagiacrus did.
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>>265095162
Hit it until it dies and git gud.

Expect peeko

Greatsword the strongest
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>>265095065
Only underwater fight I'm going to miss honestly. Not that the underwater portions weren't awful, I just really like him and his design...
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Best monster.
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>>265096991
not even nearly. over designed, and has all this flashy moves that doesnt d oany damage to you.
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>>265095576
Go for skills. The defense will even out through upgrading the armor. Whatever set you should be wearing should be determined by the skills you want, and beyond that (at least in my opinion) what you think looks cool that has the desired skills.
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>>265096991
That's not Narga.
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>>265095894
>He was only a hassle to fight in the flodded forest.
No. He's only bearable IN the flooded forest because it's not charging half a mile away from you all fight.
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>>265096991
Agreed.
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>>265096991
>his electricity isn't even strong enough to fix the ultimate mask
lel
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>>265097528
That is the worst narga I've ever seen.
It looks like a fucking pokemon and has too small a head.
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>>265097313
>over designed

Not in this series. Though he is too easy for my tastes, but I still think he's a cool motherfucker.

>>265097528
I like him, too. Nimble as fuck.

>>265097754
Look out, we got a hard head over here.
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Best monster.

Best theme.
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>>265097912
Better?
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>>265097754
>Tfw no pet Lagiacrus.
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>>265098708
Maybe someday they'll implement that feature.
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>>265098064
Yes
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>>265098882
Cool.
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>>265098028
truly best elder dragon
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>>265087965
give me the horns ass
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>>265099554
What's that?
Horns in your ass?
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3DS only. God damnit. 240p, how can you even see what you're looking at 5 feet away from your character? I'd just be a blob of unidentifiable pixels.
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>>265099994
Yeah the fact it has lower resolution than consoles from the 90s is humiliating, but everything being in motion helps quite a bit.
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>>265099205
You sure about that?
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>>265098028
He's in 4U get fucking HYPE
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>>265095894
The one thing I hate about his missions is that there was a chance you would have to share the place with this asshole.
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tfw no friends to play 3U with ;_;
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Why is Agnaktor so fun to fight?
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>>265101491
because he's like a metroid boss

HIT THE GLOWING PARTS
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>>265101491
It's fun dodging his beams and getting those claw breaks and then getting to hit his back.
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>>265102049
Remind us of what?
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>>265097934

I really felt unworthy to be in zinogres presence when i first met him

>tfw you set a trap and he just stares and prowls around it
>tfw you know hes laughing at you
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>>265102223
That this shit exists.
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>>265102489
Human x Monster? Yeah, I'm not a fan of that stuff.
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This one makes me cringe since I know if he doesn't wipe the shit off his dick explodes
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>>265102223
>>265102613
Why is this fucker so popular?
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>>265102724
>no brachy I'm about to explode!
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Rathian getting NTR'd.
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This one's kinda hot.
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>>265101491
I like his clickity clacks, and honestly, while digging through the roof is fucking annoying, it's also a pretty cool move. I always enjoy a good Agnaktor hunt.
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>>265101491
Maybe cause of this.
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>trying to derail a Monhun thread with porn

What would even compel someone to do this
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>>265102743
Probably the design and that he's generally the first real wyvern that you fight.
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is this cute?
y/n
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>>265095290
He doesn't do that in 4.
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>>265103226
I guess. Normal Kut-Ku is superior.
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>>265101491
I recognize this image.
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So light or heavy bowgun.
Also, what would be the best armour for it, Just hit G rank, never used a ranged weapon before.
What the fuck is artillery mode.
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>>265103552
heh
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What's the best way for me to emulate a MH game just to get a taste for the series?
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>>265103685
buy a wii u
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>>265103685
Use PPSSPP
Play MH P3rdHD (the PS3 version, PSP one doesnt work paradoxically) and run the translation patch for it /vg/'s MH thread should have it in a pastebin.
Or MH Freedom Unite, older and much rougher but it's where many people started too.
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>>265103650
>>265103650
What? Is it edited porn or something?
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>>265103926
Of course not anon, that would be lewd.
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>>265103926
It's not porn. If you are curious. But some people get certainly turned on by it.
Hold up, I got a proper non-cropped version of that picture he posted and the original on my laptop.
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>>265095336
>Jhotaro Kujho
>Brachydiosuke
>Rajiorno Rajiovanna
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>>265103998
Oh the one posted here is not cropped.


Well, here goes.
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Well, that guy probably got banned. Shame, I was hoping he'd post more Guild Sweetheart. Super qt.
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>MH porn is always generic hentai bitches

How about monster x monster instead, damn.
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>>265104279
Oh, it's vore. Alright then.
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>>265104452
Lewd.
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>>265103926
I think it's Vore.

Probably made by Capcom themselves since everyone there has that fetish.
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monsters
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>>265104458
Looks like a shrimp from that angle.

Monhun needs more creepy insectoid/crustacean enemies.
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>>265104721
Jaggi are basically just scaly dogs, right?

I want a pet Jaggi.
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>>265104721
I like monsters.
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>>265104631
muuch better. Moar
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>>265104708
It's not, some western guy from either DA or another site made it as a commission, as far as I remember.
I don't know what you meant by that anyway.
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>>265104832
Dragon's Dogma, man.
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>>265104631
Need more man x female monster.

>dragon pussy
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>>265104812
Why on Earth would you want that?
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>>265104812
Apparently their classification in Japanese is roughly translated as 'dog wyverns'.
Kinda dumb but oh well.
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>>265104927
Never played it.
Heard that it's really interesting but that it runs really badly and that half of the fans only care to talk about loli pawns.
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>>265105167
You should check it out, it's super cheap these days.
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>>265105247
I just can't bring myself to play on consoles.
They collect dust and even picking up a game case makes me lose interest.
I don't know why.
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>>265104942
Hotdogs and hallways anon.
Of course, that's why man has two arms, but still.
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>>265105167
It has fps issues and screen tearing, but the gameplay makes it all worth it
It's like monhun meets SoTC when fighting giant monsters, where you can be legolas, guts, a real fucking wizard (summon meteors, have glaciers erupt from the ground), and do lots of other really cool and fun shit, all while giving you the feeling of being on a grand adventure
it's flawed as fuck but worth every penny.
And on the subject of monhun, looking at everything that's been released, did they up the scale of monsters in 4/4G?
Everything looks bigger compared to the hunter, even things like great jaggis and kut-kus
Things that were maybe a bit bigger than a hunter are now 2x+ the size of a hunter and such
Is it just me?
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>>265105356
Eh. Your loss, I guess.

Dragon's Dildo would be a trillion times better on PC, though but that will never EVER happen.
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>>265105443
What matters is love, if they are in love and fight against nature itself to nurture it, it's good enough.
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>>265104452
>>265104942
All this weird stuff. I just want lewds of her.
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>>265105356
Check out a DD thread sometime. They can be very convincing. Some of the best threads on /v/ in fact.
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How much am I missing out if I only played the PSP games
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Lance is love
Lance is life
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>>265105586
>Weird

Where do you think we are?
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>>265104631
More.
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>>/vg/
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is it possible to get mhfu to work with 3 people on ppsspp? we're all using the latest version and have unticked fast memory (unstable)
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>>265105656
Played P3rd?
You missed out a few monsters, of which only Brachydios is a really interesting fight.
But when MH4U comes around we'll be missing a lot.
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>>265105573
Aye, there is no love truer than that which requires a man to use an arm or two to get his lover off. Alas, so very little of this exists.
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>>265105586
Gross, why would you fetishist a mentally retarded girl?
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>>265105731
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>>265105767
4 person hunts should work
I think 3 person hunts are the only problematic ones, though they may have fixed that
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>>265105691
>Charging a downed monster
>Finishing off a monster with a charge
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every thread
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>>265106038
What a bitch. Leaving her kid for some other monster.
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>>265106038
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>>265106038
>Implying I didn't bang that kid's mom
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>>265094805
Did you draw that, anon?

Because I'm sick of fucking seeing it.
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>>265105787
>Having an exploding fist shoved up your ass.
That's definitely one definition of interesting.
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>>265106003
That image would be more appropriate with
>Finishing off a monster with a SA chainsawsplosion.
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>>265106180
And there are plenty more definitions!


Brachy still looks dumb, though.
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More games need to be like Monster Hunter.

Just offer us a deep game with hundreds of hours of gameplay.

Don't need none of that artfag or "muh experience" shit.
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>>265106339
When such games roll around everyone, including the people here, ignore them.
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>>265101367
>in class
>here some guys behind me talking about MH3U
>can't work up the balls to talk to them

I really want to hunt with people
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>>265106339
More games need to reward observation and preparation like Monster Hunter. Half the fun is learning patterns, behavior and weakspots.
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>>265106150
gross
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>>265106430
Nah, the problem is that those games are for the vita
which means that I am the only person outside of the one person in japan who owns and plays them.

Thing is none of them have been around for anywhere near the amount of time monhun has, so most are still getting on their feet

toukiden is trying to basically be streamlined monhun, but lacks content
SS is incredible story, characters, music, and build variety, but at the cost of kind of ehh gameplay compared to all other monhuns
and GE2RB may eventually come west maybe, hopefully, probably not
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everytime i see a pickle in a store i cant help but think of deviljho
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>>265105719
I'm into a lot of shit but monsters just ain't my thing. Is it so wrong to want to see a qt3.14?

>>265105891
You mean.
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>>265106754
Heard that the sequel to SS is supposed to be a massive improvement to the original.
But eh, good luck to you anon. I don't see myself ever buying a Vita. The only reason I'm getting a 3DS next year is MH alone, anyway.
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>>265107010
What is wrong with you?
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>>265107242
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>>265106178
What? I saved this, like, 2 threads ago or something. I have no clue who drew it.
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>>265106339
Monster Hunter is the only gaming franchise I know is going to be good when a new entry comes out.

I've lost faith in so many franchises, but Monster Hunter is the only franchise that constantly delivers the goods.

MH4U is the only game of 2015 that I know will at least be amazing. Every other game I have strong doubts about, like Bloodborne.
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I actually like Gobul
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>>265102743
>get strange feeling every time seeing this image
>do i find this of familiar?
>mfw i realised
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>>265107178
I like cute girls. Deal with it.
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>>265107470
But that's only like half a gobul

We need to try and breed puffer fish and angler fish together, make our own gobuls
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>>265100697
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>>265107470
Hmmmm...Sorry...
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>>265102724
did you even look at the picture? he already did
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>>265107721
I'm so disappointed that they're benching gigginox for this fucker

He's just so boring to fight, especially since no eyes means no monster-sees-you status, meaning no fucking boss music
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Why is there so little MH porn? Why is there even less MH vore? This shit writes itself.
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>>265107851
There was actually tons of doujins back in the second gen days, when MH got big.
But there is less and less new stuff for some reason.
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>tfw baneful gigginox is easier than vanilla
fuck poison
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>>265107523
Why isn't she brown?
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>>265106623
i hate this gif. he could have just jumped past rathians neck and got free damage in

2/10 would kick from lobby
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>>265108070
Also no egg sacs spawning tiny horrors constantly.
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>>265107952
There are, but even then it's largely the eastern style stuff where it all falls under the category of "rape/vore/mindbreak" in that order, typically by a Khezu/Gigginox/Yamatsukami. It's really samey feeling.
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>>265107725
Don't forget flounder. I really like Gobul's design.
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>was decent with every weapon going into mh3u except gunlance
>decided to use it exclusively until i got gud
>can't go back to any other weapon

Why is gunlance so fucking fun?
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>>265108095
She looks brown in-game, though it could just be the lighting considering this render. Either way she's adorable.
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>>265108248
...yeah, it's usually that sort of stuff I dislike too.
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>>265108197
>tfw they lay it on themselves
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>>265107851
>Why is there so little MH porn?
Aren't there quite a few rape doujin's involving Gigginox? Haven't looked into it though, not my kind of thing.
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>>265108248
Vore seems to be the one really weird fetish that Nips can't really into very well for some reason.

It's a real shame.
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>>265108095
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>>265108316
>Killing fire spewing Wyverns with Wyvern Fire
What's not to love?
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Do you feel bad about monsters sometimes?

I don't.
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>>265108197
You can find khezu whelps on a ruster Kushala Daora shedding in the snowy peaks.

khezu lays its eggs in living monsters
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>>265108441
Oh man, I lost this one forever ago. Thank you.
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>>265108316
It's the dodging ability of a lance combined with the fun of explosions.
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>>265108336
True but brown guild sweetheart is best sweetheart.
>>265108441
I like it.
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>>265108581
They may act like leeches like Giggis but those were there likely just for protection.
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>>265108578
Yeah. Sometimes.
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>>265108578
Yes
I generally try to not think about it
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Wait, people like the Sweetheart and not as a joke?
How the fuck.
She's a fucking false, annoying brat.
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>>265108787
>end a quest in a nest area on FU
>start picking up eggs and breaking all of them as I wait for the timer to end
hehehe
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>>265108973
You...I like you...
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>>265108973
That's not nice.
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>>265108973
Los and Ian are fuckers, no sympathy for them

but things like Uragaan, Kut-ku, Duramboros I'm ehhh about killing because they're just so charming
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So its official, Steve now holds the title of edgiest monster of the franchise. His name is 1000 bladed wyvern. He has his own unique status affliction called laceration. And worst of all he commits violent acts against women without cause or provocation
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>>265108878
2deep4u
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>>265108878
I don't know why but I found her likable, and that little wave she does. I bet her guidebook has nothing written in it.
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>>265109202
>Los and Ian are fuckers, no sympathy for them
Leaves room for more sympathy from them.
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>>265108708
I like her any shade, but to each their own.

>>265108878
>adorable
>always happy to see you
>makes terrible jokes you can't help but smile at
>worries about your safety when you leave
>stood by you in killing Ceadeus

Do you just not like perfect girls or something?
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>>265108878
She's an unfunny screwup is an endearing way.
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>>265109319
It's all doodles of Felynes. She just makes up all the information she gives you.
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>>265109136
Are those eggs supposed to look like breasts?
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>>265109402
But of course, I just like a little brown every one and a while.
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>>265109319
>I bet her guidebook has nothing written in it.
Yes, because she's "special"
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>>265109498
I don't think so.
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>>265109385
From me, even.
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>>265109498
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
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>>265109504
Brown is beautiful, as they say.
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>>265109751
Well I always thought Rathian was really cute
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>>265109402
>adorable
Not at all.
>always happy to see you
Fake formalities.
>makes terrible jokes you can't help but smile at
You mean want to punch her in the face.
>worries about your safety when you leave
Again, false cunt.
>stood by you in killing Ceadeus
Only because her dump of a village was in danger.
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>>265109440
I'd believe that. Maybe badly drawn monsters as well. Or adventures of what she thinks your hunter is doing when they hunt.
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Remember to wash your pussy every day.
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>>265109891
Kut-Ku, get out of here.
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>>265109440
>>265109968
Oh gosh, that sounds like the cutest thing. I wish I could draw so I could make this happen.

>>265109894
Well aren't you just a bright little ray of sunshine.
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>>265109894
Did she smash your brachy gem or something?
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>>265110338
I AM SO SICK OF ALL THIS PRAISING OF THIS MEDIOCRE AND FORGETTABLE CHARACTER
SHE'S NOT EVEN ADOREABLE OR FUNNY OR CUTE

IT'S A GENERIC 'ZANY' NPC
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>>265109894
Do you even fun?
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>>265110512
Monster Hunter is fun.
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>>265110482
Best couple.
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>>265110449
Let's post memorable characters
MEOW
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>>265110557
I agree, but npcs can be fun too.
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>>265110559
I agree.
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>>265110559
Is having some serious marital issues if the mission Moonlight Tryst is to be looked at

Los is sleeping on the couch
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>>265110627
>ever made it with a bombcat
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>>265110627
Nekoht
RIP
turns out that felyne years are short
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>>265110449
I like her.

>>265110627
I'm really going to miss my shaka buddies.
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>>265110667
Care to explain? I don't remember it.
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>>265110449
Never before have I seen someone so upset over a supporting character.
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>>265110702
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>>265110903
Takes a lot of years of seeing people being SO PRAISING of a supporting character.

AND NOW I'LL BE PRAISING THE MARM
YOU'LL FEEL WHAT I FELT
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>>265110830
It's the mission where you fight Silver Los and Golden Ian together in the tower

They are on opposite sides of the tower and will not go anywhere near the other one, meaning if you watch your spacing you can deal with them one at a time.
So Los is sleeping on the couch
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>>265110667
I remember one hunt where Goldie just kept walking around, occasionally turning to look as we beat the ever loving shit out of silver Los.
>"Help me, my love! The hunter are murdering me!"
>"That's nice, dear. Maybe you should have fucking made dinner once in awhile."
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I JUST STARTED A LITTLE WHILE AGO ON MON HUNT FOR THE WIIU . JUST UNLOCKED FLOODED FOREST. I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND SHIT. WHAT DO I DO?
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>>265110807
>missing shakalakas when you have Isabelle
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dear veterans, how do you deal with having to babysit every group you join? ive played solo for years and the only people better than me were japs on psn adhoc
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>>265111262
you gather shit

and then you hunt shit
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>>265111262
Hunt monsters.
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>>265111119
>>265111207
Metal Raths are cold-hearted, confirmed.
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>>265111262
HIT THINGS TIL THEY DIE, DON'T GET HIT
TRY OUT ALL THE WEAPONS, USE WHAT YOU FIND FUN
ALWAYS UPGRADE WEAPONS, STICK WITH JAGGI ARMOR OR VOLVIDON ARMOR FOR LR, THEN UPGRADE TO THE HR VERSION FOR HR, ARMOR DOESN'T MEAN SHIT TIL G RANK
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WEAPONS SHARP
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>>265111262
HIT BIG THINGS WITH YOUR BIGASS WEAPONS
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>>265111262
KILL THINGS AND WEAR THEIR SKIN AS ARMOUR AND WIELD THEIR TALONS AS WEAPONS
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>>265111325
>>265111319
OKAY BUT IS THERE ANY TIPS OR TRICKS I SHOULD KNOW?
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>>265111308
I don't.
When I actually started having issues at G-rank, magically all 'turns' rooms vanished and no one would help me.
So I did it all by myself then quit.
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>>265111406
dodge to cancel animations
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>>265111062
Who the hell is Marm?
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>>265111308
If i play with other people, randoms or friends, I just play as though I'm playing solo and hope those faggots dont triple cart.

Granted I try and coach my friends into not doing stupid shit so they'll get better
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>>265111272
>ever taking that literal bitch from autism simulator when you have motherfucking felynes
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>absolutely no lewd of doujins of them

For fuck's sake Japan, one's even a loli. That's your bread and butter, what gives?
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>>265111406
Don't get hit.
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>>265111406
well what kind of trouble are you having? if you've just unlocked the flooded forest then you must not be stuck on anything. that's usually a good sign for beginners.
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what the fuck is this
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>>265111262
Try on every armor until you return to the armor you started with wondering why you did all that.
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>>265111514
MH4
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>>265110807
While it sucks that kayamba and worthless shakalaka aren't playable, they will be in the game with some unique quests of their own
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>>265111683
dog whore
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>>265111683
Looks like that dog thing from Animal Crossing.
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Are Long Swords a viable choice in MH3u?

I started with Dual Blades, /v/ told me to wait until later on to use them so I'm using a GS (Golem Blade) right now, and I love it, but I want to mix it up a bit and I feel like the up coming underwater quests I'm going to have to do will be better with a Long Sword. I can craft that chain-saw LS.

For some idea of where I am: Quropeco was the last monster I hit. Up next is the Roray Ludroth, Wroggi and then I still have to trap that fucking Quropeco.
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>>265111686
Is that Marm? Can't wait for porn of her.
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>>265110482

Where is this from?
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>>265111550
Bill Trinen here. Sorry you were hurt by her good taste.
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>>265111406
>>265111496
>dodge to cancel animations

fucking this. it took me a while to figure this out and it completely turned me off to the heftier weapons like the GREAT SWORD.
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>>265111685
And then make one of every element of every weapon, promise yourself you'll master all of them, and then never switch from your main.
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>>265111817
LS is fine but if you ever plan on going online in any monhun game don't start to rely on it.
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>>265111851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpeaD7nO7T0
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>>265111818
Me neither.
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So what's everyone's favorite armor to wear when playing fashion hunter?
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>>265111817
As long as you only use them while doing solo quests.
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>>265112036
bone
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>>265111817
Yes but lots of people will make fun of you for using it because so many people play LS badly. LS has a few sweeping attacks that will trip people you're playing with, so you need to learn to not use those attacks around other people. LS's infinite combo (at least, the one I use) doesn't have any sweeping attacks and I don't use spirit gauge attacks unless I'm well away from other people.
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>>265112036
Kushala Daora.
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>>265111958
>I will never be able to break free of Jaggi and duel swords
It's in my blood now, no going back. In the end I curse narga armor and its missing crotch.
>>265112036
Still looking for male, Female I cannot break away from Jaggi, everything comes together so well. Especially when dyed light blue.
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>>265111272
>>265111550
>wanting either of those instead of hunting with your shit-talking bros for life

>>265111728
Wait, what? Source, please.
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what is the best weapon class
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>>265111973
Well I have the 3DS version so that won't be an issue until MH4u comes out.

If you could:
What are the ideal online weapons? And is the Great Sword or Dualies a good choice? those two are by far my favorite kind of weapons.

>>265112069
Hmm well that's really my only option until MH4u. I don't want to get into the habit of using something that won't be useful for online though so maybe I'll just stick with the GS....

>>265112153
Oo... well I'll probably get made fun of anyways. I definitely don't want to fuck up anyone because I suck though.. Looks like it'll be a NO for online LS....
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>>265112338
Cute.
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>>265112431
all of them, including LS
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i saved this for some reason
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>>265112513
It's not really a big deal unless you're hugging up against a bitchy lancer or something, and they shouldn't be anywhere near you unless they're trying to take off a tail, which you should already have off with your better mobility while they're still trying to trip a monster.
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>>265112431
boomerangs
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Why I am afraid to progress in this game ;_;

I can't bring myself to start doing harder quests....
I'M AFRAID OF FAILURE /v/
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>>265112431
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>>265112540
This

Find what you like and your preferred style of play. Or learn to use all of them to switch things up.

I'm so ready to go deep into Insect Glaive when 4U drops...
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>>265111686
why do you call her the marm
what the fuck is a marm

>>265112513
Any weapon is fit for online, you just have to be cautious and aware of your comrades
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>>265112703
Then don't fail
>>
What are the the odds of Monster Hunter 4 2nd G?

The original packed a shit ton of content, 4G doesn't seem to be adding much new aside from weapon tweaks, one new Monster and subspecies.
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>>265112431
My weapon class of choice
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>>265112703
Don't Be Afraid!
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>>265112802
The localization team loves to use archaic and rare words for nofucking reason.
So her 'name' is Guildmarm.

Also, felyne comrades are now palicos.
fucking
palicos
It's such a shit word and retards everywhere are using it like it's okay.
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>>265112802
I believe her official title is Guildmarm. Fuck if I know what a marm is but you can bet your ass she's the guildiest.
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what weapon class will not result in me being bullied online
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>>265112973
None of them and all of them.
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>>265112703
Then pick up your weapon, start that quest up, find that fucker, ruin his day and then bathe in his blood!
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>>265112973
If someone's giving you shit for using a weapon just trip the shit out of them intentionally, if they're that elitist about it they don't deserve to hunt with other people anyway
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>>265098784
One day.
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>>265112821
>>265112948
o-okay
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>>265112959
>Guildmarm
Jesus christ how horrifying.
What about midriff-chan, does she have an english "name"/title yet?
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>>265112973
daggers and bombs only run, when you run out you fucking leave the area and harvest more fuck you
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>>265112679
>>265112802

hmm alright, sounds like this is a case of "get gud and you'll be fine."
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>>265112973
You can be bullied with any weapon class if you're shit. Pick what you want and learn how to not be shit with that weapon.
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>>265113171
>midriff-chan
fuck off
And no, no hints of what babyface will be called.
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>>265113171
That's a damn good question.
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>>265113065
your words have inspired.
brb, bathing in blood.
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>>265113313
Rude.
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>>265113253
This is exactly it.

Knowing the monster is half the battle. Co-operating with your team is the other half.
The third half is having jho dig up under you while you're healing
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What monster would you rather be?
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>>265113092
Wait for a crucial moment, like when the monster is tripped, or in a trap, then knock that fucker into the sky with a hammer. Don't forget to gesture mockingly at following faceplant.
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>>265113567

Amatsu
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>>265104452
They always go for the most boring cheesecake armours too. Same with the guys, it's really kind of irritating.
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>>265113567
Either a Rath, Lagi, or Narga. Choosing between those three, probably Lagi.
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Diablos-chan is really cute
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>>265113567
I wish I could be a cute cat
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>>265113751
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>mfw Future Alpha Male is ALWAYS in my house
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aight, i just got the brachy set with the dios katana. i've been doing pretty well with it until i started making longswords with like 100+ higher raw damage. should i bother farming brachy for another fucking gem so i can upgrade the dios katana, or should i just use another LS?
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>>265113751
no
its a scary monster
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>>265113567
Gigginox. He gets to impregnate all the female hunters if you believe the doujins.
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>>265113567
>storms when I want
>windy woosh for upskirting when i want
>metal skin
>always look pissed off
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>>265113394
Fight well Anon.
May your victory be glorious and fulfilling.
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>>265113919
Brachy weapons are quite good for most of the game.
If you like hunting it go for it.
Rule of thumb is that the new flagship's (cover monster) equipment is always overpowered.

For some reason they switched Brachy with azure rathalos in the west.
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>>265113990
Kushabros
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>>265113990
anon, pls
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>>265113707

That way I can fly off and every other monster can fuck off because I'm in the skyyyyy
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>>265108146
cept that pose signals 2 different attacks and he wasn't sure which one he was gonna do.
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>>265113990
Too bad you become allergic to Greatswords
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>>265113973
You'd also be having babies non-stop by yourself.
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So I fought my very first Brachydios this weekend. Solo.
It took me 35 minutes and I ran out of all of my Potions, Mega Potions, and First Aid Meds. I also got carted once.
How shit am I?
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>>265113919
As long as you don't mind hunting it for the gem, I'd say go for it. Having the Brachy weapon for whatever weapon(s) you use is useful. They're pretty good.

If you decide to, hopefully the desire sensor is generous with you...
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>>265113567
The ultimate monster of all
Poogie
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>>265114239
>didnt cart three times
you're ok
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>>265114239
1 cart for your first brachy is not half bad in all honesty.
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>>265114239
Not complete shit, he's a pain in the ass the first few times.
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>>265114186
At least I'll look fabulous while being allergic
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>>265114239

>>265114342
>>265114347
These

Sounds about average for a first solo Brachy hunt. Not bad at all. Keep it up.
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>>265113567
Gigginox of course, I want to make a harem of female hunters that went down fairy easy to watch over my little Giggis. Then pick my favorite female hunter and settle down as the first monster/human tag team.
>This will never happen
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>>265109202
>Duramboros
These niggers are actually 100% concentrated fuck.
>Evolved giant hammer tail to knock down trees to snack on
>Grow moss on their backs and doesn't give enough fucks to clean it off
Sounds like basic herbivore stuff but actually
>Are SUPER aggressive
>like Diablos tier
>hell some Rusts have been known to go toe to toe with Black Diablos
>Rusty also gets their coloring from wearing the blood of things its fucked up
>Most of the ones fought in quests are males since females herd together to protect the young

Duramboros are fucking cool and their weapons and armour are rad.
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>>265114239

>first time fighting him
>wow this monster moves pretty slow
>lol it's easy not to get slimed
>goes into rage
>mfw the next 5 minutes
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>>265114239
A bit. I also fought my first one solo a couple of hours ago, having fought two total.

He is a twitchy bastard, though
I only used half of my potions, but it felt like I was going nowhere the whole time
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>checking sadpanda for doujins
>24 damn pages
>most of it just generic girls in Kirin, Barioth, etc. armor
>little to no Guild Sweetheart
>literally no Guildmarm or blacksmith loli

Fuck this gay earth.
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>>265114342
>>265114347
>>265114380
>>265114458
Alright, well that's good to know.
I've also been hunting a lot of Plesioth lately. I was expecting it to be horrible after hearing about its hitboxes for so long, but it's actually a cool fight. It's actually come to be my favorite underwater monster. Gonna try to make its armor.
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>>265114663
Plesioth's hitboxes got toned down massive in 3U, he's effectively neutered.
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>>265113567
Good ol' Jho.
Simply because of how easy life would be. All I would care about is eating and getting to the next thing I'd eat.
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>>265114663
That's because you're fighting modern Plesioth, not Freedom Unite Plesioth. They fixed that shit, though I still think his tail hitbox is a load of fuck.
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why do you have to fap to all the games you play
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>There will never be a Pokemon-esqe type game where you capture Monsters similar in size to MH and battle them against others
>There will never be an in-depth breeding system to make cross-breeds not found in wild
>To make matters worse, there will never be a Monster Rancher where monsters are created via MP3 files and use a Sporestyle creation system to make unique ones for each file
>It's 2014 and the only MP3 based random games are Audio Surf and Beat Hazard type games. FF: Song Summoner the closest to combat one currently out

Why bother living bros?
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>>265114753

I'd be a Rajang just to fuck you up
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>>265114093
>>265114294
yeah, farming him is my only issue. i got my first gem on my third battle with him. fought him around 30 times and haven't seen another one. maybe i'm just shit, but i also find him annoying to fight. sometimes i do really well and finish the fight in 15 minutes, and other times i cart twice and use up almost all my time and potions.
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>>265114614
>loli blacksmith
Monster Hunter x Etrian Odyssey crossover when?
No seriously, MH gameplay with EO's classes, aesthetics and monster designs would make me rock hard. Throw in Atelier's item variety/crafting system and it'd damn near be my ideal game.
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>>265114774
because its 4chan
home of degenerates who hate other degenerates
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>>265114774
It's in my nature.
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Will MH3U be dead when 4 comes out? im not going to buy a 3ds just for one game.
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>>265114745
>>265114764
Yeah i'm aware, but I was still expecting it to be a pain in the ass anyway.
My only issue with it is when it goes on land and i'm forced to rape its dick and legs because I can't reach anything else.
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>>265114889
>MH with classes
disgusting
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>>265103226
I'd give her konchuu and honey and sweet talk her about how much I love her even if she is a bird. ;_;
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>>265114512
Wait for Infected Brachy on rage.
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>>265114753
>Wounds never fully heal
>Getting pissed off is painful
>Have to eat species to extinction but will still manage to starve to death
>Faggots be wanting to turn your dick into a Greatsword
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>>265114976
Weapons are basically classes
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>>265114973
>That flippy-flopping when it gets tired.
Cutest thing ever, and also highly murderable.
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>>265114884
Eh, that's just Brachy. Sometimes he can be more of a fucker than usual. You just have to roll with the punches.

As for the gem, well, desire sensor. For extra salt from the desire sensor, hunt him with a friend and watch them get three of them in a single hunt.
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>>265114976
It would just be different weapons, basically
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>>265115115
You can change weapons and armour at will in MH, you need a whole other party member in EO.
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>>265114967
JP 3G is still super active so no.
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>>265114614
http://exhentai.org/g/736337/21a5153a74/
It's by one of my favorite artist's as well. I love just about anything Oomori Harusame makes.
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>>265114745
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>Find preowned Rathalos on Amiami

>Gone by the end of the week

I think the Revoltech Hunters were getting a rerelease. I wonder why Zinogre Hunter hasn't sold out yet.
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>>265115064
You stop talking about that! We don't need to think about that right now!
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>>265115165
Haven't you hear the noise it makes when it limps?
It goes from 'aw poor thing' to 'HOLY SHIT KILL IT TO SHUT IT UP' instantly.
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How the fuck can i kill lucent narga consistently and under 30 mins?
I've tried hammer and lance and still can't seem to do enough damage before be goes crazy and won't stop doing tail slams all the time
i can kill abyssal, miralis, gold and silver raths in under 20 minutes but that asshole still gives me a hard time
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>>265114884
Brachy is honestly one of the most predicable monsters in the game, its just that he hits like a freight train so even just misjudging something once and getting knocked at the edge of an explosion can lead to brutal fistings.

I don't mind fighting him but he's a huge pain in the ass, don't worry. His armour kinda blows, but at least make his weapon in your preferred type since not everything gets something else with Slime and its good for quests wils multiple different monsters.
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>>265115278
Dunno about other peoples but the decalling on mine is a bit... ehhh. And he's very floppy.

The Zinogre monster model is excellent though.
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>>265115358
would adopt
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>>265115358

Why an orange?
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Chameleos is a horrible monster.

He literally doesn't do jack shit and the only thing that makes him special is stealth.
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