would you play a highschool simulator? like true simulator,

character customization:
- bully
- nerd
- jock

American high school? Hell no. I prefer my schoolgirls without obligatory cultural enrichment.

>>263676363
*tips fedora*

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I don't want to recall all those terrible memories.

Considering a lot of SOL anime are high school simulators, nah.

rockstar should make a sequel to Bully set in a 1970s/80s british school.

character wheel where you play the dad in 1970s scotland and the kid in 2000s england. both shitty state schools. iPod instead of car radio and shit like that. would be sick

So the better part of persona or basically all of bully?

>>263675993
If it has the possibility of being bullied by pretty high school girls, then yes.

>>263676163
>not wanting to be the top bitch strategically managing your clics while backstabbing any cunt who threatens your seat of power
GOTY

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>>263675993

You mean like this?

>>263675993
I'd play a Persona rip off if that's what you mean.

Barring it's Japanese culture and anime styled

>>263676118

>no queen bee class

Sure, why not. I went to an all-dudes high school, so I'm not sure how well I'd do.

>>263675993
What high school?
American, japanese, british, chinese?
You know that the high school life in the USA is like that only on the USA, right?

>>263678695
Was your school called cromartie high?

>>263678371
Man I just finished this game and the hardest part was the friggen S. Links. If that's what having friends is like then fuck all of that noise.

>>263678839
No, no it wasn't. Not as interesting. We just called each other faggots and acted pretty gay sometimes.

>>263678331
fund it

>>263678984
Well in real life you tend to have a smaller group of friends and you don't join more than one club at a time.

I say usually because half of my school's football team and I were in both football and either Math or Scholar's Bowl or on the Debate Team. Mostly because our school's football team was a joke, barring my senior year when a group of niggers enrolled as freshmen.

>>263675993
Only if I can use it as a free way to study for my baby classes. and do what I never did in highschool.

>>263678838
Well there are variations of highschool life in the US, the biggest factor being if its private or public and in what state. Most private schools are the ones just like in my japanese animes. >>263678839
Ah so you attended sanada high then? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftNvqk0DoKU

>>263675993
It'll never happen but might be cool:

You play as a jailbait-obsessed high school English teacher. The game is a dialogue-driven RPG and the objective is to successfully have a secret affair with the same girl from freshman to senior year, then to leave your wife and marry her when she's 18. Every time you fail and have to start over with a new chick, you get more attention on you and being secretive is more difficult as the rumor mill escalates and you have more attention on your activities. You keep doing this over and over throughout your career, with the difficulty gradually escalating as you age and become less physically appealing to your prey, as well as the townspeople becoming aware of your serial student-marrying and focusing the authorities' attention on you. You earn a high score by retiring with the youngest possible wife, though it's possible to lose by either getting caught and prosecuted (you can sometimes beat the charges in the trial minigame if you're good at being secretive) OR by failing to keep the secret after being too old and having your current wife leave you.

>>263675993
Only if I had a Colembine option.

>>263679608
So basically KnJ the game?

I would play an action game where you're a delinquent out to fight injustice and become banchou.

>>263679378
jeez you ever wondered what happened the the friends you dump after you get a 10 slink? Generally you never see those fuckers again.

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I'd just drop out like I did in real life.

>>263679834
Yeah, that was one of my biggest issues with that idea.
>"So Yu's come to Bastkeball like 20 times over the past three months and he never came again... But he's still my best and only friend that I care about!"

Only if I can skip class and get high to play video games like I did in real life

>>263675993
yes i would play bully 2

>>263679015
Just like /v/.

>>263680079
that sounds really boring.

>>263675993
Only for Japanese highschool and only if it's actually realistic.

>>263678625
This. I want to be the new girl in school with my stepsister and single out the Queen Bee so I can take steps to openly overthrow her inferior rule and set up my own totalitarianism.

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>literally nobody responded to that fat fucking white ass

/v/ literally is gay

>>263675993

>install AA2
>want to make a waifu and fug her ;D:D
>have to do all this retarded high school bullshit

uninstall.exe

>>263680278
>realistic
so an overbearing parental pressure and study simulator? Fuck that noise i want my cute girls drinking and being smug sim

I'd rather have a kamen rider fourze game where you befriend people and fight bad guys in your suit. like a beat em up /school simulator combination

Doesn't Persona already exist? I remember buying that game mistakenly thinking it was a JRPG. Instead it's a fucking Japanese high school simulator with very minimal video game segments at night.

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>>263680364

It's a great ass

But we've all seen it before

>you will never go back in time to fix all the mistakes you made in high school
>you will never actually have friends and strong connections built from high school
>you will never fuck hot bitches in their prime
>you will never do drugs for the first time again

>>263676118
>No class clown

>>263680693
except the majority of the game is still grinding against shadows. We want a dedicated little girl drinking tea and eating cake simulator.

>>263680793
>Powergirl
One of the best girls in DC

>>263681018
>We want a dedicated little girl drinking tea and eating cake simulator
Surgeon Simulator style Tea Drinking and Cake Eating Simulator when?

>>263680896
>>you will never fuck hot bitches in their prime>you will never do drugs for the first time again
Confirmed for retard
Pussy is the only drug you'll ever need.

>>263680896
>you will never experience childhood again
>you will never enjoy videogames again like you did before your adolescence

>>263680896
I honestly only feel bad about the drug thing, I have done all the others.

>>263681272
At first I hated the idea but now i'm thinking about the other girls freaking out over you spilling shit everywhere. It's great, fund it

>>263680896

Those friends you make in high school rarely carry forward.

I had a huge friend group at school, and I'd say out of the 20 people I saw regularly I see none these days.

Childhood friends have a much higher chance of retention, and the ones you make in college tend to replace those from high school.

Man I don't know why I ever hung out with those plebs in the first place.

>>263680896
>fuck hot bitches in their prime

Dramaqueens who suck in bed. Sometimes it's better to not experience things.

>>263681291
Well I've never had sex so I wouldn't know, but I'm sure that I would have loved drugs regardless of virginity.

Fuck no once was enough.

>>263681568
I don't know. I'm still friends with all of me "friends" from highscool. Granted I only had a small group of friends out of everyone I knew.

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>>263681568
>Girl from Kindergarden is in at least one class with me from Kindergarden to college
>Get sad that I'll never see her again after high school
>Get sad that I never made friends with her
>First day of college she's there
>Finally get nerve to ask her out
>Marry her sister four years later after we graduate

>>263682180

I'm still "friends" with them but I don't give a shit anymore.

Everyone I know hangs out with their childhood friends now pre-teen years. Including myself.

Mainly cuz I'm just not the same person I was in highschool, and my true friends are the only ones I want to be around these days.

>>263682496

That's cute anon.

>mfw english highschool

I fucking loved school, it was acceptable to do nothing, smoke pot and play videogames

>mfw getting in from school at 3, playing videogames until 9 and heading out to the park to get intoxicated

>>263675993
I just want Bully set in Hogwarts. Is it too much to ask?

>>263680793
fair point, but still.

>>263683685

Harry Potter is a fucking awful fictional world

>>263676163
Really, cunt? Fuck off back to >>>/pol/ with the other mouthbreathers

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>>263675993
If it lets me not be a complete social fuckup this time, then hell yeah I would.

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>>263682496
>in 11th grade US history class
>qt3.14159 comes into class after the first week
>sneak glances at her the entire class
>my heart is melting
>occasionally dangles her flats, my dick turns to diamonds
>literal perfection in my eyes, great voice, great personality
>never talk to her, she probably thinks I'm a creep because I'm sure she caught me staring at her a few times
>get sad I will never be her friend
>get sad I will never be more than her friend
>create elaborate fantasies in my mind involving us coming across each other and becoming friends
>jerk off to the thought of her and pictures off of her facebook
I'm fucking pathetic

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I already have it

>>263683848

Fuck off nigger

>>263683162
Sucks for you man, or I should say it sucks for me. I moved from my elementry school and got home schooled until highschool, so I don't have childhood friends. Just one I got when I first arived in my new place.

>>263675993
Am I the only one who has played Brooktown High?

>>263679608
>gets harder every time you die
That's a bad mechanic, even demons souls didn't enforce it. Otherwise sounds like GOTY no question.

>>263683794
So much this

>>263683685
Order of the Phoenix and Half Blood Prince video games are what you're looking for

>>263684127

Nah it doesn't suck, I got to see who my real friends are and I'd rather have 3 friends I trust with my life than 20 "friends" that just hover in the radiation of my life.

You'll do fine with one, that's all you really need as long as they're a true friend.

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>>263684026
>Not a racist retard
>HURRR must be a nigger! NIGGER DETECTED! BACK TO BONGO BONGO LAND! HOLOHOAX DON'T REAL! GOOD GOY!

>>263681371
I keep telling you fucks, smoke weed and vidya is awesome again

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>used to be a popular guy with lots of friends in the first half of half school
>had to move
>new school
>end up being the biggest loser with no friends

>>263679902
highschool is vocational training for wageslaves.

>>263684487
I've been dry for 4 months, and the past 2 days I've been so desperate to escape the boredom and monotony of my life that I've started scraping my pieces for res. It sucks because I've got the money to buy weed but no connections any more. All I want to do is play RO2 while chiefing on an eighth of dank.

>>263683794
I disagree.

>>263684459
my sides

>>263684259
No. Fuck the movie cast.

Meh, high school was fun I used to be a massive chav in school

University is much better though

>>263684810
>Living in a third world shithole bad enough that you can't just go to the fucking store and pick up some weed for five bucks a gram

I genuinely feel sorry for you Anon.

>>263684459
>he thinks the holohoax happened
LOL
O
L

>>263679763
KnJ?

>>263685164
Texas is hell, anon.

>>263684459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

>>263676118
>no "Special"

>>263684432
I have three close friends man. The others are just friends.

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>>263685269
Kodomo no Jikan

>>263685329

Where in texas?

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>>263685168
What? The Jews lied to us? This changes everything.

TELL ME MORE
>Down the rabbit hole I go!

>>263685532
>Not all black people are niggers
/pol/ thinks otherwise. now get out before you ruin another fucking thread

>>263685675
Webster

>>263684487
>>263684810
>>263685164
Worthless pothead.

>>263685720

Well I'm not /pol/ so I don't know what you're complaining about.

Call her. Now.

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>>263684605
>Use to have a lot of friends back when I was in school
>Kept out of contact with everybody when I finished it
>Now have no friends and barely go outside

>>263685882
Because sitting alone in your room on the computer occasionally launching a game sober is so much more productive than doing the same thing high

>>263685661
>Kodomo no Jikan
thanks

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>>263676118
Needs prep class.

>>263685803

My brain just went "Literally where?"

Turns out to be by houston

Why don't you just drive to houston and start asking strangers if they're selling

Would the final boss be Eric and Dylan?

>>263686195
I can't drive

if i can still fuck then ok

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>>263686054
Welcome.

I recommend skipping the last volume, though.

>>263686039
That it is. It also won't bother other people unless you go out of your way.

>>263686062
all rook same

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>>263686062
Also needs "punk," "goth," and "nu metal aficionado."

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One life time of high school is enough for me. Unless the game includes rape or murdering my classmates

>>263686453


They are all different sub classes of "loser"

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>>263686283

>>263679902
That's the bad ending. Well that and being expelled.

>>263684459
>posting pedophile japshit
>HURR, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM SILLY
>doesn't believe in racial differences

you are neo-/v/ incarnate

>>263675993
Why aren't people talking about Rockstar's Bully?

Fucking amazing game too.

>>263686573
>Unless the game includes rape or murdering my classmates

*tips fedora

>>263686681
I'm sorry

>>263675993
Do I get to play as a high maintenance, stuck up cheerleader that only fucks football players and openly mocks all the nerds and losers if they so much as look at her?

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>>263686819
I need this.

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>>263686002
It's why I'm on /v/

Why would i want to willingly go through that hell again?

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>>263686002
Where do you think you fucking are? You've come home, Anon.

Welcome.

Pic not related but hope you get a laugh from it

>>263686039
Because being a fucking pothead is good right? Because people love potheads. Because you'll actually meet people that arent filthy potheads by smoking tons of weed right?


I really hate drugs like that. I've lost tons of childhood friends because they started out with weed and ended with rehab or worse. Im sorry anon

>>263686980
Almost same. All of my friends either went off to college or have to work. I'm stuck in my hometown at a community college that I'm been at for almost four years. Fucking sucks being shit at math.

>>263685720
>thinks /pol/ is one person
You think you're the only person on /v/ as well?

>>263686819
My gf was a cheerleader in highschool.

Super high maintenance and still is. Smart as all hell. Ranked in top 10 of our class but never even bothered to become a bitchy girl. I love her but hate her

>>263687369
The problem with weed isn't the drug itself, it's rather unspectacular, it's this fucked up, delusional "counterculture" people have built up around the drug.

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>>263686980
>>263687354
Do you guys also have families who keep hassling you to go out and do something and get a gf?

>>263687670
Do you hatefuck her?
Say yes, I need to knock one out

>>263687790
No. They want me to have a kid, though.

>>263678331
>what is Crusader Kings 2 as Byzantine empress

>>263675993
anna sophia robb is such a little sweetheart, I just want to make her mine

>>263687891
Yes. I get pissed that she put me through hell in highschool for attending all the games, dealing with her friends stupid drama, and i get pissed all of a sudden.

So i fuck her fat ass and all is good

>>263675993
only if i can play a slutq

>>263687790
They did, but have kind of given up. Which feels worse somehow.

>>263687746
No, like all (well, most) drugs, it's the abuse that's the problem.
Thre's nothing wrong with a lovely, relaxing toke now and then, perhaps at the end of a long day. But if you're STARTING said long day with a joint...
Over the years several of my pupils (usually between 14 and 18) turn up to class high as fuck . As far as I'm aware at least two of them have died from hard drug overdose.

>>263687354
Is this the real text? What's the source?

>>263687746
It is the drug. Wasting your life on weed is almost as bad as doing it with beer.

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>>263688082
Much obliged, Anon.

>>263681568

I still talk to the majority of my high school friends, granted, most of us quit college after a year and moved home to work

>>263687790
My grandma bothers me to socialize.

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>>263675993
I'd play a highschool friendship sim.

High school in the United States is the closest thing to a Purgatory that we can prove exists. It's generally a painful experience, it's full of terrible excuses for people, if you're there you're probably a terrible but not permanently irredeemable person, and you'll eventually move on from it to something where you're a less awful person and the people around you are also less awful. Why would I want to play a game about a realistic high school life? What's worth playing about a game set in a realistic high school? Nothing, to me. I play games to enjoy kicking ass and fighting for justice, not to have to deal with jerks and bitches fucking with me while I torment the gay kids.

>>263686062
What is a prep? Not an american so I'm not sure.

>>263688356
My best friend was a super bro. When he turned 17 he started experimenting with weed
Then Xanax
Then Mollys
Then Cocaine
Then Ecstasy
Then Acid
Then Shrooms

After about half a year of constantly doing and mixing up drugs like that he started acting super weird, took him to the hospital and they wanted him in a psych center.

Now he's 21 schizophrenic, lives off of his dad, never finished highschool and won't stop talking about this one specific day in the psych ward.

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>>263688408
No idea, just a funny image some Anon posted a while back. I thin /h/ has semiregular funny porn threads, goldmines for shit like that.

Try reverse image search.

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>>263684012

>>263687921
>>263688198
I don't get how having a gf would help anybody if they currently aren't doing anything with their lives. It'll probably make you more depressed even if you're going out with a qt shut in

>>263688593
Mine does it the most as well

>>263688356
>STARTING said long day with a joint
That's ingrained in the subculture, it has little to do with the actually smoking weed.

>As far as I'm aware at least two of them have died from hard drug overdose
It's a gateway drug, at least where it's illegal, since it's usually people's first contact with drug dealers.

>>263688417
Both of which aren't done for their own sake, but rather their associated subcultures.

>>263675993
that's the worst idea I've ever heard

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decent mmos are basically like highschool for the duration that you're addicted to them

>>263688976
It gives you someone to care, love and do things with. Opens you up to other friends, and maybe if youre lucky a family in the future.

>>263688976
You have a gf they think she will push you to grow up and do something.

At least that's what I assume, anyways.

>>263680364
>that fat fucking white ass
I can't see no ass in that picture, anon.
are you irish?

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>>263686704
lol no it's not, you can still go to a university as long as you go to community college and get good grades for a semester or two.

>dropped out, took my GED test, got perfect scores, got my high school diploma a year before i was supposed to actually graduate

>>263683848

Fuck off degenerate.

>>263689263
Communication is the #1 problem in relationships. It's more likely she'll dump you with a cheap excuse rather than talk to you about any problem she's having.

>>263679902
How do you drop out of high school?

>>263689263
That's how it is with my cousin. As much as I dislike the girl, she may or may not be the best thing to happen to my cousin.

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>>263689189
>>263689263
So say that I finally got off my ass and tried to get a gf and actually do stuff how would I even go about doing it?

I've become socially retarded over the years

>>263689263
Having a gf means you have something to care about.
Caring about things is good and it feels good.

>>263688976
>Mine does it the most as well
She's the only one that does it for me. Worst is that I'm staying with her for the quarter, so she keeps trying to get me to go hang out, dispite the fact that she asks me twenty minutes before she has to go, which is usually right as I wake up.

>>263676118

Select difficulty
- Good looking female (Very easy)
- Chad (Easier)
- Ugly female (Easy)
- Normal male
- Fat male (Medium)
- Fat and Ugly male (Hard)
- Asian (Very Hard)
- Autistic male (Dante must die)

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>>263689438

>>263689817
Get a job.

>>263675993
No

With the exception of like, Persona which is idealistic and also a JRPG, I am never going back to high school.

>>263688981
>Both of which aren't done for their own sake, but rather their associated subcultures.
Because the world doesn't abuse those two drugs.

>>263688837
Exactly. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with partaking of anything now and then (with the exception of heroin' very moreish so I'm told...) but it's the abuse, which leads to the pursuit of a greater high.

>>263688981
>That's ingrained in the subculture
Perhaps you're right. In certain countries, like my own Scotland, alcohol is part of the culture and it's a killer.
And part of the stoner sub-culture is "getting totally blazed brah" but that's just hyperbole and teenage posturing for the majority. For a few, it's a daily reality.

Still, video games eh?

>>263675993
if it was based in the 80's Japan. that be fucking glorious

>>263689398
GED is a good indication that you're the worthless one in your class.

>>263680896
High school friends are pretty shit anyway, especially if you went to public school, where the only friends you have are the ones that aren't niggers.

>>263688625
>7 fps .gif
don't you ever fucking post this trash again.

>>263689817
Get a job, talk at bars, or other places. Find a gf.

Eventually she'll talk to you about her friends. You go out with her and her friends
They are now your friends.
You do stuff together.

It's that simple

>>263689984
I will soon I need more money for video games

>>263689919
>- Asian (Very Hard)
u wot m8?
Asians had it pretty easy in high school.

>>263689817
Start talking to people about shit you have in common. Usually a class or work, just keep going from there man.

>>263690000
Not for what they do.
Drugs that are abused for their effects are things like caffeine and cocaine.

>>263690194
Don't get the job for money, get it for social interaction.
It's one of the few things after high school that effectively qualify as "forces socializing".

>>263690539
Plus weed and liquor.

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>>263687790
I actually have a gf but no friends to play vidya with is suffering. Co op and teamwork heavy multiplayer games trigger me.

>>263690539
>Don't get the job for money, get it for social interaction.It's one of the few things after high school that effectively qualify as "forces socializing
Be warned that co-workers or the boss can make your life hell, or so I'm told.

>>263690783
>Be warned that co-workers or the boss can make your life hell, or so I'm told.
They can.
That's why it's such great forced socializing, failure is not an option.

>>263690879
No interaction is better than shit interaction though. Just be aware of those effects a job can have anon.

>>263690539
Will do anon

>>263690657
>tfw liquor actually does make me less beta

I should start going to bars

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testig

>>263689919
I'd argue ugly/fat females get a shittier time than normal males but this is /v/.

I have no idea why Asians are so low down.

>>263689919
>Chad
gb2wizardchanm8

>>263691153
No.
Losing is always better than not playing at all.
Even if you lose, you still get something out of it, while, if you just keep doing what you're always doing nothing is gonna change.

>>263691341
Might as well go and take acting classes. The secret is that you are able to pretend to be sociable and all that.
If you keep wearing that mask long enough you'll figure out how things work.

>>263690321
>>263691495
Home life.

>>263691670
I can't agree with this. The stress and misery is not worth it in my book. By all means, get a job and try it, but just learn how to deal with the terrible people to minimize the suffering you may endure.

>>263691670
>losing is always better than not playing at all.
Unless its russian roulette, sometimes losing can have bad long term effects, better to lead a boring confortable life.

>>263686729
>"posting pedophile japshit"
You are neo-4chan incarnate you stupid piece of fucking shit

>>263675993
Why would I ever, EVER want to go back to those terrible years?

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I went through high school without saying much to anyone. I wouldn't call myself popular, but I had a small group of friends who I liked. I tried for years to hot that sweet spot of being just aloof enough for people to think im calm and relaxed but not too cynical and sarcastic to where people think im a loner douche.

literally the best way through high school

>>263691670
>Losing is always better than not playing at all.
can't agree on this one, not when it comes to social interaction.

>>263691827
>you have to play house parts
shit game confirmed

>>263686062
These are the "jocks" in Mississippi.

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>>263679902
my nigga

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>>263675993

>>263686039
>people that can't accept that this was totally valid and they got BTFO
>"You waste your time doing the same things I do, but you do it high, so you're clearly a perpetually stoned loser!"

>>263692353
>>263692137
>>263692103
It ONLY applies to social interaction.
Even if you get nothing out of it, you'll still have observed new mannerisms and managed to remove another few useless or negative options for a certain type of person from your repertoire.

>>263675993
El culo era gordo.

>>263688837
Drugs will not make a person shizophrenic, they will act as a catalyst if he was already going to become one or they can exacerbate it. Also, I think it should be said that acid and shrooms are remarkably safe substances and even people that have accidentally taken thousands of times the average recreational dose end up with no lasting harm done.

>>263691495
>I'd argue ugly/fat females get a shittier time than normal males
I agree.

>>263692628
You can fuck every bitch in the the first day no matter how fat and disgusting you make your character.

Not a simulator.

>>263684487
That's the point though, vidya is awesome because we hadn't developed logic and analysis so smoking weed would turn your brain subjective and enjoy bad games.

>>263677359
Same here, man. Not a single happy memory from high school.

>>263689919
>ugly female
>easy

Sorry bro, but no.

>>263693240
Just because chad won't carry the uggos through their entire life doesn't mean that there isn't a huge supply of failed normies or betas that are queuing up to support them

>>263688834
Posh "mother buys me everything!" dickheads.

>>263688976
This is how I feel too, I'm probably better off alone anyway because I'd probably bore the pants off any woman who wasn't into playing videogames and staying indoors 90% of the time, plus I'm so fucked up I won't feel very comfortable having to hide all my weird fetishes and quirks that I don't think about doing alone.

>>263693240
If Zoe didn't cheat on her boyfriend her life would be pretty EZ mode right now.

So yeah, ugly woman is still better than normal male.

>Canis Canem Edit

>>263685150
The fuck's a chav?

>Wanting to go back to secondary school

>>263693779
british white trash

>>263693779
They're like British whitetrash/wiggers.

>>263692949
He's schizo dude. Like you cant even deny it when you speak to him when he's off his meds. He ate like 1/2 a shroom and he was extremely weird still 2 weeks later.

He was in a coma when he was 7 for pneumonia though, he has 1 and a half lungs

>>263693779
I think they're the bonglandian equivalent of wiggers.

A normal male just breezes through school with normal grades and a normal amount of friends.

An ugly female has to deal with self-esteem issues and might have to put up with abuse by the queen bitches. How's normal male harder?

>>263693779
uwotm8

/v/
IS
NOT
YOUR
FUCKING
BLOG

KILL YOURSELVES DEPRESSED FAGGOTS

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>tfw you will never be ASR's manager and introduce her into a porn acting career, and because her handbag is so small and already filled with three other dildos she needs to hide the love balls and the buttplug in her ass on her way to work

>>263693972
The drugs weren't the cause of schizophrenia, he was already going to develop it. Also, if you mean half of one mushroom I don't think that dose would do much of anything, and if you mean a half ounce then he was just already fucked because a half ounce isn't really THAT heavy of a dose. Sorry, your friend was already on the path to the crazies.

>>263694465
:^( you make me sad anon

>>263694816
I'm sorry, I just really hate misconceptions about drugs.

>>263690773
Play vidya with your gf yo

>>263687369
I'm in the same boat as you, in terms of losing friends from rehab and other weed related stuff the other anons have posted.

However, I don't think weed was the issue, those people who fucked up were always fucked in the head and desperately needed help only to never get it.
I tried my best to help them myself, but I could only do so much.

So yeah, I don't blame weed, and this is coming from a guy who had an absolutely bitter falling out that drastically changed his personality for good.

If weed didn't have this culture around it, when I imagine someone smoking weed I imagine a chill long haired bearded hippie laying on the beach.
Just, laying there, listening to the ocean peacefully.

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>>263694213
Don't shout at us! I thought /v/ was a safe space!

>>263675993
no doubt

>>263694213
>he's not depressed
Why are you even here? There are literally millions of other places for happy normalfags on the internet.

>>263694465
I don't really believe this. my friend wasn't going to be bipolar but the second he took some fucked up drugs he became one. and so did everyone (3 others of who he took with) as well.

>>263675993
I was interested in YandereDev game, but then I heard that he's going to add vivian to the game.

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>>263695165
holy shit I have a raging boner from looking at that .gif

>>263695165
No, that's wizchan. you fucking faggot

>>263695472
Science doesn't back up the idea that hallucinogens cause schizophrenia.

>>263695113
I guess i've just had a really bad experience with the whole subject. Not one person that i know personally that has experimented with drugs or even just weed has come out fine

sounds fun. i like mundane games. i just want a fucking game where you go to the grocery store and my life will be complete

>>263695684
>telling people about our haven

>>263695165
quality shitposting brother.

>>263695165
My inner sadist is pleased by that gif.

>>263695165
Wait untill Gamergate/Vivian ends, and then all will become back to normality.

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>>263695634
Step to me I'll play you like a vidya game, son.

>>263695701
science is dodgy when it comes to drugs, since everybody reacts differently (but within a certin parameter) to drugs, its hard as fuck to do proper non-bias multi-peer reviewed research on. that and lobbyists.

>>263695821
They have to the two people I know who has tried them. Granted I don't know if anything actually changed, and they only did them for a short time I think. They remain the same as far as I know, but I do agree that recreational drugs are usually bad.

>>263696069
There's still been enough done to confidently say that hallucinogens don't cause any lasting damage in the majority of the population.

>>263696302
alright

>>263675993
no.

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>>263675993
It's called Fire Woman: Matoigumi.

It starts with you transferring into the school and getting beat when defending some girls from bullies. But some other girls come to your rescue and later ask you to join their organization, the Matoigumi, a sort of peace-keepers for the school.

So by then you can walk around the campus for each day, freely finish various school-related quests, learn new moves, beat bullies and advance the overall story. And who knows, one of the brave girls might become your girlfriend in the end.

It also has this specific but nice anime style.

And it's Japanese-only obviously.

>>263695821
I think they're bad, but it's more like.
>If they're dumb enough to put that shit in their body, they deserve what's coming
or
>if they know what's coming and choose to be irresponsible they deserve what's coming

It's probably flawed logic, but I don't think it's common in highschool for kids to be forced into drugs.
Maybe in the inner city, but not in the typical highschool environment.

>>263692962
I don't. Being ugly and fat as a male hurts both the social aspect, never getting laid. And being fat prevents you from performing in sports, which is a major area of pride for young males in high school.

They both get it bad, but fat and ugly males have an additional aspect they're bound to be under-performing while the social expectation is high for them.

That is if you even give a shit about what people think about you and don't become jaded and anti-social before the end of high school.

>>263695113
>losing friends from rehab and other weed related stuff
>those people who fucked up were always fucked in the head
>had an absolutely bitter falling out

Are you me?

>>263682180
All of mine are in the following categories:

- Dead
- Incarcerated

I don't get to keep many friends.

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>>263695970
I'm not shitposting. I just want to share my feels.
For reals

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Normally I might tell you guys to take this to /r9k/, but you're all too normalfag for /r9k/.

>>263687790
My grandma keeps asking me why I'm not married. I think she thinks I'm gay or something. No I don't think I should have kids even at the age of 25, I barely make enough money to support myself. Happens with these Mormon families though, according to Mormon communities I'm a sad old single man since I didn't help someone squeeze out a kid at the tender old age of 17.

>>263694465
He may have had the potential to develop it but may not have had he not partook in drugs, a lot of people have latent potential for something like schizophrenia or other mental disorders but the condition often never manifests without an outside chemical influence, this is pretty well studied and understood side effect of weed on some people.

The end of my high school life couldn't be any worse at that school.

>Be a loner all through at highschool
>even the "geeks" and "nerds" wont hang out with me kinda loner, got told be some chick that she thought I would shoot up the school one day loner.

i dont even want to keep typing, fuck highschool

>>263696745
thats adorable

>>263696692
No.
Which side are you though?
The one who smoked?

>>263697127
There isn't more than a casual linking of weed triggering schizophrenia in people who were already at risk of developing it.

>>263697137
BAWWWWW

I'm from the UK so our "highschool" is split into secondary school and College. College was the two most boring years of my life so I'd honestly rather not.

>>263689398
>>263679902
my nigga

>>263695113
If anyone thinks they need rehab for weed use, they are fucking stupid. I have an ongoing opiate addiction, which requires rehab. Weed is fucking nothing.

>>263697137
I feel you man.
By the end of high school everyone thought I was a "psycho" (quote I'm not trying to be an edgy cunt). Even though I mostly kept to myself outside of forced team works and sports.

Only person who ever spoke to me in school about normal things was the school's librarian because I spent all my days in the library.

I never want to go back.

>>263697329
not really, I'm 20 and got 3 million in stocks from inheritance, lost about 100lbs got built and now I live in the mountains of California, alone.

>>263697419
Almost everybody in rehab for weed is there because they got caught with the devils lettuce and they were given the choice between rehab and jail. Unsurprisingly, most people choose rehab.

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Would you be a jock?

>>263696741
Sucks man. I don't make friends with people who are likely to have that happen.

>>263697546
You sound like that skinny kid that ran to his classes with huge bookbags and always checked out the pokemon manga books

>>263697563
>3 million in stocks
>still not living it up
wat r u doing wif ur lyf step up nigga

>>263697563
post a picture of your mansion

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>>263696741

>>263697691
Physically yes. Then I'd go back to play D&D with my friends.

>>263697207

Difference is that I did drugs with them, but then got sober. They continued to do so at the cost of everything they had. Some are drug-dealers now, one of my really good friends I made in 2nd grade completely lost his sanity and seemed extremely depressed last time I saw him.

Most of them did ecstasy, DMT, acid, shrooms, weed. But now their falling into opiates, and a few of them shoot heroin, so it's only a matter of time before I see 'em in the obituaries one day. Or on the news going to jail for robbery or whatever.

I tried with them to get sober, but to get sober you gotta really do it yourself and want to change. They want neither. And for my own sobriety, I had to cut them out of my life. Any rehab will tell you that. It sucks, but I actually love my life now and it was the best decision I ever made, so not one bit of regret.

>>263697818
vin diesel pls go

>>263697760
I was actually a fat fuck that didn't even bother bringing a bag to school and mostly read stuff about astronomy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCqNxbdP-2k

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>wanting to relive high school
>thinking it would be like yourself now with equally smart people doing easy shit in school

Nah nigga, teenagers are fucking retarded.

>>263687369
I am like you.

>>263697761
I occasionally go to the central valley, around Modesto usually, and drink shitty cheap beer and smoke weed at party's where everyone is barley scraping by financially just to experience what other people my age are doing.

Its the only social experience I get now a days.

>>263686062
>Those jewish misfits
>preps
ok. Preps are basically slightly less douchy jocks who wear collared shirts and shit

>>263698380
BATMAN LEAVE THIS PLACE

>>263684459
>chimp out like a nigger
>not a nigger

Pick one.

>>263698192
>thinking people become smarter after school
On the contrary, they only learn to hide their stupidity when it counts.

>>263689597

stop going

it's what I did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeEfQa4GY-8

shira oka
you're trapped in high school hell
forever
only winning the love of badly drawn waifus will allow you to escape

>>263680896
>hot bitches in their prime
>skinny ass sluts who suck in bed and expect you to be perfect
>not wanting to fuck 20-something year old well adjusted chicks with some meat on them

>>263683950
Haha, that's bullshit! How could it be friendship, if I never even talked to her?

>>263684012
try to talk to her and not seem like a creeper

>>263675993
Probably.

Honestly, high school was at least better than middle school for me.
Less faggots, less bullies, less at-home abuse, etc. etc.

>>263698697
If I'd been able to win the love of any waifu who wasn't at least a double-bagger, I'd have never wanted to leave high school.

>>263698852
>meat on them
>wanting to fuck fatties
>not wanting to fuck freshman near-lolis
>not wanting to fuck barely legal seniors

>>263681568
> Making friends in college.

How ? I've never met anyone I even wanted to have a conversation with.

>>263692221
>4chan is an anime imageboard
no u

>>263699249
That was basically it for me too. Got picked on a lot in middle school. Then puberty hit, and hard. People stopped picking on me and just left me alone.

>>263699512
>>263699249
So anons, how did your daddies touch you?

>>263676118
But I was a nerd and a jock

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Depends, will I ragequit near the beginning like real life?

Hell no. I would like a prison sim though.

>>263699581
Actually, oddly enough, it was my sister.
And less touching and more hitting.

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>>263699581
Long and loud

>>263699581
He died when I was 12, and never talked to me beforehand. Then my mom left me in boarding school for all of puberty.

>>263698643
Scientifically speaking, your brain isn't 100% developed until the mid 20's for me and early 20's for women.

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>>263689398
You forgot the rest.

>Apply for job
>Interviewer sees you never passed highschool and instead got a GED
>Assume you're a lazy sack of shit and never get the job

Does anyone else ever see the "cool kids" or other people from high school at bars and stuff? Fuck that shit. All the time I see people who I maybe talked to once act like we're best friends and say we should hang out and shit. Fuck you faggot, we both know that's not going to happen. It's worse that I still live in the town I went to high school in and the school was private so I had a small grade and everyone knew each other

>>263700205
Simply not true.

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>>263684012
When I was in high school, in order to get pictures of girls in my class to fap to, I had to wait for the yearbook to come out and hope the pics in it were good. We couldn't just jump on facebook and get a bunch of bikini pictures. You kids today don't know how good you have it.

>>263700205
> Space beneath the sink must be kept clean, do not store anything
> Doors are tied together

What

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>>263684605
I know that feel

>>263699883
Sounds hot.

>>263699269
>liking lolis
>thinking that any girl who isn't a skeleton is fat
>wanting to fuck girls who are terrible in bed
How's being a 16 year old virgin treating you?

>>263700503
Tied together so it stays clean and no one puts shit in there. That seemed pretty obvious.

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>Highschool
>Quiet as fuck kid
>Never had any friends, but was not a complete loser and was never bullied
>tfw junior year I got so bored of everything that I literally just started touching some girl's asses in the hallway on my way to my next class to see how much of a grab I could get away with
Oddly enough they I had very few confrontations over it. There was a girl named Courtney with a phat as fuck ass and I would literally slam my hand into that shit when walking by her and she never said a word, and she was a popular girl, too.

I already work in a shipyard which has just as much if not more gossip than highschool so no.

>>263700630
Isn't the point of it being clean and unobstructed so it's easily reached ?

>>263700658
what the fuck anon

>>263684605
That happened to me when I moved after grade school. Starting middle school as a fat loser with no friends is rough. And I never got back to being the lovable fat jokester that everyone likes

>>263700791
What?

>>263700658
In middle school i used to not give a fuck and grab and squeeze this one particular girls ass all the time.

Lunch would let out and there would be a huge crowd and you could barely move. I'd sweep in, squeeze Janets huge fucking fat ass and act inconspicuous and walk away.

I did it at least every other day, one day i was mad and i squeezed her ass extremely hard and she yelped.

>>263700534
It's not really.
/ss/ in animu and mango is a lot cuter, nicer, and enjoyable-looking than /ss/ IRL.
It's hard to enjoy the sex when you're unconscious or being choked.

>>263700997
you better have been a cutie or else that's really weird

>>263700745
I think you are looking for the word clear, if it stay closed it stay clean or something along that logic

>>263701062
>>263700658
Fuck, now I'll have to waste even more of my afternoon masturbating. Thanks alot.

>>263701301
Yeah typo, I meant clear (like in the picture). Still, why would something they want to keep unobstructed be locked ? It's like locking a fire exit while putting a warning "Do not obstruct" in front of it. And since it's a sink in an hospital, I suppose it's like that because it often get clogged up with random shit and they want easy access to the pipes, but then why lock it.

>>263700621
>not liking lolis
>thinking that any girl who isn't thin is worth fucking
>wanting to fuck sluts who have a lot of sexual experience with guys who aren't you
How are those sexually transmitted infections treating you?

>>263701658
this is the dumbest argument i've seen in a week

>>263701891
Wanting to fuck something that isn't a loli is the worst fetish I've seen all year

>>263701594
clean isn't the same as clear, if you close something it will stay clean

that is why I said you made a mistake, no one said the word clear, they don't want to keep it clear, they want to keep it clean

why? some hospital bullshit rule I guess

>>263701062
How much are you willing to bet this post will somehow end up on tumblr as proof that 4chan is horrifyingly sexist. Because I'm betting a lot.

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>18 and never had gf
>shy and awkward, just accepted my fate
>new school, started working out, still no gf
>14 year old girl had the hots for me (turned her down)
>told me her friends stalked me
>girls come up to me
>a bunch of them laughing and giggling
>one girl saying "No! Stop, omg!"
>"Hey this is X and every time she see you during lunch she says she'd totally suck your dick, put your number in her phone"
>she gets all red and hides her face (was a QT too, but probably like 15)
>get really fucking nervous and try to explain that I'm moving in a couple days (I was)
>"Still, put your number in her phone"
>didn't know my own number and rarely had my phone on me because nobody called me
>say something stupid and leave, eat by myself
>think of all the things I could have done better

I guess that's a confidence boost at least.

>>263701501
Need a hand?

>>263701062
Crowd grabs were easy as fuck to pull off.

>>263701127
I have no idea how good I look, no girl has ever told me. I could be great looking, average, or ugly as fuck for all I know. So I guess take that as you will.

>>263701501
If you live in a city then go start walking the street and experiment. If you see a qt3.14 then get in close, pretend you're on your phone and just brush her ass with your hand. ALWAYS start with just tapping or brushing when you are new, as you get more experienced you will just sort of learn naturally how to squeeze her shit without her instantly realizing someone is doing it and who it is.

>>263701062
my friend's and I would grab each others hands and throw them in into girl's asses in crowds like that.

sometimes I did it when I wasn't with my friends though.

>>263702063
they were making fun of you

>>263702063
>I guess that's a confidence boost at least.

yea anon, you didn't got a blowjobg from 2 qt but at least you learned a lesson or whatever, great trade

>>263701994
But the image says clear. Take a look at it again.

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>>263702054
I wouldn't know, because the only thing I go to Tumblr for is incest porn.

>>263702054
Who cares? If not this then they will find something else anyway, besides tumblr, for the most part, is on our side.

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>>263702127
how about a mouth?

>>263702316
This, almost had to be a joke
>>263702463
>gravity falls gifs
here we go

>>263702063
>not knowing your own number

>>263702463
More?

>>263702063
They were probably just gonna prank you.

This shit has happened to me before. They ask for your number, then when they're bored they'll call you pretending they're fucking pizza hut and ask if you ordered a hundred super supremes.

If they seem like assholes, chances are they're assholes.

>>263702498
Nah that's probably gay.

>>263702063
>not fugging these grills
you fucked up your only chance in life, Anon.
Now live with it.

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>>263702474
>besides tumblr, for the most part, is on our side.
Good goyim