What kind of game should the Duck Hunt reboot be?

A porn VN.

>>263541462
Banjo-Kazooie like 3D platform adventure, of course. With an arcade ingame that let's you play the original.

>>263541462

Since Sakurai will be making it, it will be a completely different genre from the original. There will be ten million anime stereotypes running around spouting unfunny dialogue and it'll get four reps in Smash 5.

DeviantArtbabbies and 13-year-olds will love the game and fap to it constantly.

I don't know, maybe a porn VN?

A Banjo-Kazooie style game where you play as Duck & Hunt. Both of them are bros.

First Person Shooter. We want the Call a dooty audience.

A spiritual successor to Banjo.
3D collectathon platformer.

There aren't any good ones left, and I'd love to see them make a comeback.

>>263541462

The same kind of game the Ice Climbers reboot was

Banjo Kazooie spiritual succesor bringing lots of old Rare talent to Retro, grant kirkhope brought in for music.

Also, one real quick thing
>Every menu in smash plays the same song pretty much
>They dont seemlessly flow into each other
>Grant did this on the N64

What the fuck Samurai

>>263541732
Who would you pick, the duck or the dog?

>>263541679
This.

>>263541707
But it will be problably this.

>>263541707
Wow, that sounds EXACTLY like Kirby!

Gritty movie.

Bootleg Banjo-Kazooie

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A remake for the 3DS.

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kind of like the original, but a turn-based RPG
made by atlus to have same face characters and they dog and his genocidal duck kill god

>>263541462
Gritty brown and bloom first person shooter with tonnes of gore.

It'll be a throwaway eShop game or nonexistent, but I love the Banjo idea.

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>>263542201
>kind of like the original
>but a turn-based RPG

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>>263541679

This is the only and true answer.

First person shooter.

>>263541818
The plot could be them saving imprisoned ducks from a crazy rich hunter/wizard who locks them away in their tower.

First person porn VN shooter

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>>263541853
>tfw there will never be a Ice Climber reboot
There's so much potential too

>instead of vertical platformer, it's a 3D adventure/survival platformer
>story is that the Ice Climbers are an expert mountain climbing team (brother/sister or boyfriend/girlfriend, either would be fine)
>have climbed many mountains together
>game begins with the two getting an invitation for a contest to climb the (in-game) world's largest mountain
>gameplay involves strategically climbing the mountain, making it to a rest site by the end of each day while avoiding obstacles like avalanches, falling ice, and monsters
>have limited supplies (food, oxygen tanks, ropes, weapons, etc.)
>have to not only survive to the top, but beat other teams up there
>limited amount of in-game days

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>>263542316

Just reskin Super DeepThroat so that the guy is duckhunt and the girl is Nana or Lucas or Wolf. There you go.

A 3-D collectathon platformer that happens to take place in the same universe as Donkey Kong Country for no particular reason.

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god hand meets imagine party babyz

We've been over this, Duck and Hunt.
Duck is the Dog who is an ex-hunting dog that hooks up the Hunt the Duck and tries to stop Duck's old owner Duck Hunter - all in a goofy/cartoony Banjo-Kazooie type way.

>>263542009

Except DeviantArt and 13 year olds hate Kirby for not being anime enough and for being too cute and kidsy.

>>263541783
>>263542204
>>263542343
>the first game was a fps
>the popular game genre nowadays is fps
>so logically, the reboot should be a fps
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS BANJO KAZOOIE SHIT COMING FROM?

>>263542593
what if it was a crazy 2.5d vertical platformer by retro? its light-hearted enough

>>263541462
3rd person shooter, one team plays as ducks the other team plays as dogs.

>>263542656
What about Popo?

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>>263542623
>mfw I remember playing that on some cheap shit flip phone while stationed out in jappo land
I still remember the game so clearly even.

>>263542981
one of the backgrounds shows him chained to a wall

>>263542903
mammal and a bird?

>>263542828
>Except DeviantArt and 13 year olds hate Kirby

you serious?
every kid in my middle school including me liked that shit

you only stop liking kirby when you become 16 and realize all games are easy as fuck

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>>263541462
artists where?

I like the Banjo Kazooie idea but what would it be called. It can't be called Duck Hunt and the dog and his duck bro go on adventures. Not to mention it would be a completely different genre.

>>263543115
Sounds great for me.

>>263541462
Just a shooting gallery. Maybe some special modes, like Time Crisis.

i want a ROB reboot first

>>263542903
>>so logically, the reboot should be a fps
just like Kid Icarus Uprising was a sidescroller?

>>263543136
read: "not bear and breegul"

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Duck Hunt dog was clearly added because Nintendo couldn't convince Microsoft to Play Ball. Calling it now.

>>263543143
>stop liking kirby
how does it feel to be unhappy for the rest of your existance?

>>263543143
>you only stop liking kirby when you become 16 and realize all games are easy as fuck
Or you can still appreciate the good design and aesthetics despite the games being too easy.

I dunno, what was the Ice Climber, Game & Watch, and R.O.B. reboots all about?

It will be a Big Game Hunter game with cartoony art and atmosphere

some fox and the hound telltale shit

>Banjo & Kazooie

Why are you still saying this?
I don't get the connection at all.

Like... they both got a bird on their back. Is that all? That's it?
Aren't you just projecting your desire for a new, genuine BK game?

>>263543617
hey man, i'd like to keep playing the games if they gave a better challenge, i prefer my games to be challenging
I loved canvas curse, i thought it was a great game, although it wasn't really a kirby game

>>263543662
Design? Aesthetics? ...such as?

>>263543360
exactly, and how Metroid Prime was a sidescroller as well

a facebook game

>>263543868
>Aren't you just projecting your desire for a new, genuine BK game?
That doesn't make sense.

>>263543868
DHD has a color scheme that has the dog as banjo brown and the bird as breegul red. The remodel was at least partly inspired by Banjo and Kazooie

>>263543868
the bird in this one doesn't even needs to be there, all the attacks of the dog are pretty much done without the help of the duck

he could justs pawn him when using up B, like rush, pacman's trampoline or sonic's coil

>>263543868
Because their move set is similar to what BK would use, plus based off taunts its clear they have a dynamic similar to banjo and Kazooie.

>>263543545
This would only make sense for the move animations and the upB. The other specials seem pretty tailored to the Duck Hunt and other shooter games

>>263543918
You are side scrolling in 3d.

>>263543898
>i'd like to keep playing the games if they gave a better challenge
You'll have to play classic games for the rest of your life since everything today is fucking easy

>>263542828
kirby is the nintendo series with most artwork in pixiv.

it also has songs that are in every big nico medley which are the most popular shit in there.

>>263543918
Metroid Prime it's not a reboot, it's a spin-off

>>263544091
Except for the jab attack, tilts, and final smash. Wich all feature the duck heavily.

A platform/puzzle hybrid (think zelda dungeon puzzles) with a focus on gadgets that are real world Nintendo items, like the zapper or the virtual boy.

WiiU, the dog is controlled on the TV, and the duck has a first-person view using the gamepad.

>>263541462
Wii Play, the shooting minigame.

>>263543261
Duck the duck and Hunt the dog.

>>263544073
Post pics

>>263541707
It took me a while to notice you were referring to Kid Icarus Uprising.

>>263544246
>You'll have to play classic games for the rest of your life since everything today is fucking easy
you're saying that like i don't play with my hacked PS2, PSP and Wii mostly (i don't play wii games on the wii)

The original was a shooter, and Nintendo doesn't have a shooter franchise of their own at the moment. Why would they make it anything other than a lighthearted shooter?

I can actually see Duckhunt becoming a downloadable 3DS and WiiU title.

>>263544091
>the bird in this one doesn't even needs to be there
More like the dog doesn't need to be there, the bird does more attacks than the dog himself.

>>263544259
It's because he is kawaii. Everybody loves Kirby.

Probably a game with a bunch of minigames featuring Dog and Duck, along with many other retro throw backs

>All this Banjo-Kazooie begging.
Come the fuck on. They're barely even alike outside of having a bird companion.
Make it a cute hunting game like it should be. There's better picks for a collectathon revival thank fucking Duck Hunt.

Banjo Kazooie ripoff.

I'm absolutely serious. Rare wants to drive the franchise 6 feet into the ground? Fine, whatever. Let's have a spiritual successor

>Back in the NES days I could shoot those ducks dead and watch as the trusty dog holds them up by their scrawny necks like a trophy
>Now the dog is buddy buddy with a duck and playing kiddy games with it and pikachu

What happened?

>>263541679
>muh 3d plattform, a la banjo
>64babbies still thinking 3d plattformers are the best
the only way its doing it an arcade FPS with different modes of plays, for example one based on the duck target shooting games from carnivals, another one based on actual duck hunting but with loony tunes like comedy included

>>263544128
>>263544073
but people were saying this before they were confirmed.... could /v/ actually be nintendo?

>>263544561

Duck Hunt Prime

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>>263542132
Pointblank is on the DS?

Time to download that shit.

>>263544128

Their moveset is nothing like a BK moveset, from what I've heard. There's a lot of zapper game references, like enemies from Hogan's Alley and zapper shots on the screen and whatnot.

>>263544767

Flanderization and feelgood happy bullshit on a company level

Why does every suggestion involve making the dog a playable character?

He was just an NPC in the original game.

>>263544767
liberals

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Why does duck hunt dog have bedroom eyes in Smash

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>>263544473

>>263544739
>the dog is the snarky jackass this time around

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>>263544685
kirby villains get loads of derivative works.

>fps
it would be nice to have it as a deconstruction of fps
>purposefully cartoonish, with a cork/toy gun
>qte boss that isnt the actual fight
>cutscene where hunter or dog cant carry two guns

>>263541462

Call of Duty with ducks

>>263541462

An open world RPG where you use different types of birds as melee weapons

A shooter, of course.

>>263541679
>Banjo-Kazooie like 3D platform adventure

Please god no. Banjo-Kazooie was bad enough the first and second times.

>>263544980
Ok. Let me corect myself. Everything in Kirby is kawaii.

>>263544941
That's not banjo brown

>>263544767
>>263544893
remember that smash bros is a battle between toys.

>>263544941

That barely resembles Banjo at all. Too dark.

>>263543545
Imagine the reaction if Banjo and Kazooie did make a surprise appearance.
>Trailer Starts
>Slow pan over Spiral Mountain as the classic theme plays.
>Banjo and Kazooie check their mail and see the Smash invitation.
What happens next?

>>263541818
>There aren't any good ones left

There never were any good ones. That's why the genre died.

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>>263544919
>bedroom eyes

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House of the Duck: Overkill.

It's like House of the Dead. But with ducks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Njvm1g38v8

>>263545070
This is bait

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>All these people assmad that there favorite character didn't get in Smash attacking Banjo-Kazooie for some reason

Jesus christ, Smash has turned us into fucking monsters

>>263544919

Because you're a furfaggot.

Everyone else sees them as droopy dog eyes.

>>263545283
They get run over by Conker driving a truck.
The truck crashes and explodes

>>263544901
>He was just an NPC in the original game.
So? Palutena changed from appearing for 10 seconds at the end of the first game to a full blown main character (and boss) in Uprising.

>>263545283
I masturbate furiously

>>263545380
It's not bait. The B-K games were horrible.

>>263545070
>>263544787
>Being this casual

>>263545283
they're invited to the Microsoft Smash ripoff

>>263545283
The game would have to be called Super Smash Brothers 4 with Banjo & Kazooie so the trailer would have to have been during the first E3.

If you think it's anything other than a Wii rail shooter like the RE ones then I respect your opinion, but disagree.

Also acceptable would be a simple remake.

>>263545616
Then don't play the game.

>>263543045
Me too, DOOMRL is better though

Play that if you can

>>263544736
People want BK because of the mammal+bird dynamic. It's a complete genre change and has absolutely nothing to do with duck hunt, but it'd be pretty cool.

If kid icarus can be changed from an adventure platformer into a 3rd person shooter, than duck hunt can become banjo kazooie

I thought Sakurai was anti-gun? Why does DHD get to have real gunslingers?

>>263545283
>hit by unseen masked man
>DARK METAKNIGHT HAS MADE THE GAME!

>>263545565
Duck Hunt is not made by Sakurai tho

I'm surprised they didn't package a Duck Hunt reboot minigame with the Wii Zapper instead of that "Link's Crossbow Training" thing.

FPS

>>263545746
It's kind of hard not to when the B-K games contributed to ruining an entire genre.

>>263544659
did you see any video of it?

>>263544342
2 attacks, impressive
the final smash is mostly the shooting guys and the ducks could spawn out of nowhere just like the up b example

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>What kind of game should the Duck Hunt reboot be?
A rhythm game.

>>263545772
Neither was Kid Icarus.

>>263545741
Rail shooters blow ass and suck cock, though

>>263545616
your mom is horrible in bed but that doesn't stop her from being the village bicycle :^)

>>263545762
>Fox
>Falco
>Diddy
>Bowser junior

>>263544149
It's gotta be distinct enough, dude. Also, the whole "throwing an explosive that bounces a bit then explodes" is quite Banjo-esque.

>>263545946
Uprising was tho

>>263545762
What about Snake?

>>263545760
But Duck Hunt in Smash is a throwback to Hogan's Alley and other light gun games, with zapper reticle smashes and a cowboy showdown final smash. He's barely focused on the animal dynamic at all outside of his recovery.

And the thing that made Banjo-Kazooie an enjoyable game wasn't that he had a bird strapped to his back. It was the open ended game worlds and fantastic atmosphere.
Even Kirby would be a better fit for a collectathon revival than Duck Hunt.

>>263545946
Considering how the original "series" is pretty much ignored in Uprising, he basically did with Brawl.

>>263545858
>did you see any video of it?
Yes, none of the attacks are done by the dog, it's either the duck or something related to zapper games, even his side and up smash are just the ''player'' shooter shooting the screen in that direction.

>>263546038
He didn't use a gun
>>263546008
Laser gun, peanut gun and cannon ball

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Like Pokemon Snap, but instead of photography you shoot a gun. And instead of pokemon, it's ducks.

>>263541462
>rail shooter.
>cabal shooter

>>263546036
And Sakurai decided to make Palutena into a full blown main character in Uprising. Why couldn't whoever makes the Duck Hunt reboot decide to make the dog playable?

>>263546176
>Cannons are not guns
>Fucking rocket launchers are not guns

>>263546178
PETA would have a fucking field day.

>>263546176
Rocket and grenade launchers are ok, but guns aren't?

>>263546036
What does that have to do with anything?
>>263546127
Uh no, it gets referenced to all the time, not only do all characters return, they get throwbacks to the old games like how Pit mentions that that one guy used to like this but now looks like that, with a thought bubble appearing showing the original sprite.

Or how Komaytos are Metroids.

>>263541462
I just hope Sakurai isn't in charge, other wise we'll have Duck Hunt, Dark Hunt, and Dark Duck as playable characters in SSB5

>>263545283

The internet collectively shits it's pants

Jontron makes a video about it

/v/ speculates for the next few years about a WiiU Banjo game

Microsoft continue to be a shit company, and doesn't do shit with the IP.

>>263546127
The entire first arc of the game is a giant throwback to the NES game, the flight sections are reminiscent of the last level and the ground sections are actually a pretty fair recreation of the dungeon gameplay.

The biggest change in the reboot is the anime-esque art and writing direction being used instead of a minimal Mario plot.

>>263546412
Explosions are goofy and are in nearly every children's cartoon ever, real gunshots are not.

>>263546414
>Or how Komaytos are Metroids.
NO THEY ARE NOT!

>>263546597
>The biggest change in the reboot
Not really a reboot, it's a sequel since the characters show multiple times that the events in the first game did happen, Pit constantly mentions how enemies used to look before. Hell the whole first part is Medusa RETURNING.

>>263545681
Including such characters as
>Banjo & Kazooie
>Halo
>Kameo

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>mfw I wanted a playable Nintendog and I got Duck Hunt Dog

>>263546269
He could be the main character, but he could also be some helper/sidekick in that case too.

>>263545473
He doesn't have the other facial features that denote "droopy dog eyes"

>>263546405
PETA had a field day about Mario.

Nobody gives a shit about what PETA thinks.

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>>263546643
>real gunshots are not.

>>263545948
So do a lot of choices made by modern Nintendo.

Nintendofag reporting in.

>>263547053
>Facial features
>a dog

Fuck off furfag.

>>263546092
The only thing Duck Hunt had in the way of personality was the snigger. Basically all that railroads them into is making the Dog a smartass. Also, there were whole sections of Tooie where you were First Person Shooting.

Nintendo's intent isn't as relevant as what people see in it. Banjo is dead as it is, and if the whole "Duck is the Dog's name, Hunt is the Duck, and they go on a 3D Platforming collect-a-thon adventure" narrative gets out there we might convey that there would be enough of a market for this idea and someone at Nintendo might snap it up.

Let's not forget, a lot of stuff on the Internet that gets groundswell starts here and filters out into the Internet zeitgeist.

>>263546915
>dont forget Tomb Raider Woman

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>>263547243
>dogs don't have faces

>>263547124
that's part of the recent trend of making cartoons on channels like CN more mature, notice how since like 2007 all cartoons are just trying to be Ren & Stimpy, even Spongebob went that way in later seasons because they couldn't come up with actual good humorous writing anymore.

>>263546915
>Voodoo Vince
>Blinx
>Banjo
>Kameo
>A Killer Instinct Character
>Joanna Dark
>Banjo and Kazooie
>Microsoft Avatar.

>>263547460
>making a strawman to further justify why you want to fuck a dog

Yiff in Hell.

>>263544517
Is it really that bad?

>>263547124
This cartoon was so fucking weird.

>>263547287
But why would I want to convey that? I don't want a half-assed Banjo ripoff.

>>263547590
the writing, yeah, pretty cringe-worthy.

>''ROGER, TIME FOR A DISPLAY OF RAW ANGEL POWER!!''

>>263547489
>only one of the listed has had a game this generation

>>263547587
But dogs do have unique facial features.

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>>263547687
>This cartoon was so fucking great.
Fixed that for you.

If every Smash character gets sexualized at some point, how the hell are artist supposed to sexualize DHD?

>>263547898
They don't.

Kill yourself wolfaboo.

>>263547981
I never watched much of it.
Dropped when they called their parents to help them.

>>263547981
I never said it wasn't.

>>263547898
three, maybe
>tongue out
>closed mouth
>bad dog face

>>263547489
>Dead Rising 3 guy
>Ryse guy
>Lara Croft

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>>263541707
I think with the right anime stereotypes, DH can work pretty well.

Give is a comfy, slice of life anime vibe to it. Give it some comedy. Have it take place on the American countryside.
Make it a laid back 3D platformer.

Sort of like a less intense Mother, but as 3D platformer with Dogs and Ducks.

>>263544517
Taking Sakurai off also makes a perfect description of Fire Emblem Awakening

>>263541462
>>263541462
http://strawpoll.me/2546658/
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http://strawpoll.me/2546658/

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>>263541462
It's been like three days since the game came out and there's still no porn of these two animals fucking each other senseless

>>263548063
it's more so bestiality potential with the other characters now that there's an actual dog, no bipedal mon like Lucario.

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>>263541707
>four duck hunt reps in smash 5
>still only samus and zs samus for metroid reps

>>263548209
Jesus christ those subnames make me cringe so hard

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>>263541462
It should be a phone game where you earn coins by shooting ducks, with the same gameplay as the original game

However, some ducks are a bit tougher and require upgraded weaponry

You can purchase this upgraded weaponry through in in-game shop, with either coins or GEMS - which can be bought with real-life currency if you just don't have the time to earn the coins yourself

You can also trade Duck Kills for aesthetic upgrades to your personal hunting shelter

Also developed by Zynga

>>263548209
>Duck Hunt 3D Platformer Reboot
For the last fucking time, it should be a shooter like the original, not a fucking Banjo ripoff.

>>263548107
He's a cartoon dog with anthropomorphic facial features whether you wanna fuck it or not

>>263547753
>Nintendo
>Half-assed

If there's one thing you can't accuse Nintendo of, it's the first entry in a new franchise (because let's face it, that's what this would be, no, Duck Hunt wasn't a franchise, it was one game that sold NESes well) being half-assed. Super Mario Bros.1, Zelda, Metroid, Star Fox, Pokémon Gen. 1, F-Zero, Smash Brothers, Yoshi's Island, Kirby's Dream Land, Pikmin, and the 3D transitions of their older franchises are all fucking golden.

It would be its own beast while also being clearly evocative of B&K.

>>263548181
>If a B&K Duch Hunt game does get made it will feature the ever shitty setting known as rural America

Fuck no please, have the farmer who owns the dog (lets be honest, all mentions of duck hunting would probably be skimmed over) get abducted by aliens or something and have the Dog and Duck travel to alien planets trying to rescue him.

>>263548063
>how the hell are artist supposed to sexualize DHD?

You think furfags care about turning a feral to an anthro?

There's already DHD porn. There already was DHD porn before Smash.

Lurk more.

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>>263548198
you mean every fire emblem.

did you forget about this harlot's support? Eirika too with Forde.

also those extremely corny love supports that happen in all the games like when Eliwood confesses to Ninian in the most cliche way possible.

>>263544767
Tom and Jerry rules

They're natural enemies, but in the rare circumstance they team up they have perfect unison

>>263548474
>This asspain
No one agrees with you

>>263548209
>versus Donkey Kong and fucking Metroid
that was an easy choice

>>263548575
>wasnt the furfag you were arguing with
>was trying to prove your point
>fuck you, and fuck your mother

>>263544073
Holy shit the delusion.

>>263548209
>new ip
back when Retro was at their prime they tried making 3 new IPs like ravenblade, they all sucked ass and were cancelled (one of them was even a football game), imagine how terribad a new ip of theirs would be now that they've lost a ton of key members who went to make their own studio (Armature).

>>263544767
The dog doesn't know the duck is right on top of him and when the hunter shoots the dog is scared and confused because he thinks he's being shot at

>people actually wanting Not Banjo and Not Kazooie
Why? Does Nintendo not have enough platformers already that they need to ripoff another developer's platformers as well?

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>>263541576
No. Never again after I played this abomination,

>>263548767
The only people who think that are desperate Banjo fans who don't even know what made their own game good.

>>263548905
I wasn't him.

>>263549035
Why in the fuck would you even look at that?

>>263548745
heh
still that shit's optional on those and it's forced on Awakening

>>263541462
a game where you shoot ducks. with a mix of can shoooter

>>263548085
Cartoon dogs do.
Duck hunt dog is a cartoon dog.

>>263548964
>Three
>A Ton.

>ITT: A bunch of cool people and a single faggot assmad about something, most likely Isaac K. Ridley not getting into Smash and directing it at Banjo-Kazooie

>>263548601
>it's the first entry in a new franchise being half-assed
Magical Starsign
Big Brain Academy
Wii Fit
Wii Play
Wii whatever
Nintendoland
Brain Age
Steel Diver
Pandora's Tower
others I'm forgetting.

if S&D4 or Artoon were to make a new IP it'd be automatically bad, too.

>implying Nintendo knows how to make a good FPS

Unless they shoved it on Retro, it'll be a platformer like the rest of Nintendo's bread and butter.

>>263549216
Nope, it's already been decided that everyone wants a Banjo Kazooie ripoff. Fuck off.

>>263549317
Starsign was a sequel

>>263549412
They've proven themselves decent at railshooters.

>>263549273
Nope those were just the first 3 sometime after the first prime, they've been losing staff members since.

Also they were key members like the motherfucking art director who made all the beautiful scenery and concept art of the Prime games that always get posted in metroid threads.

He went to 343, poor sod.

>>263549162
Research for the Encyclopedia Dramatica article.

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>>263544941
>Very dark brown, almost black
>Gray muzzle
>Even though other alts have flesh-colored muzzles
>Duck has a black head

Honestly, second from the right looks closest to Banjo's color scheme but not even then.

>>263549317
>Wii Fit
>Wii Play
>Wii whatever
These are all part of the Wii franchise that started with Wii Sports. Also, Wii Fit was good for what it was.

>>263549016
It only counts as ripping-off if the owners intend on fucking using the IP.

Xbox is like WCW: They have one fucking advantage, money, and use it to buy things that their objectively superior competitors build-up. The few in-house things they DO have that are decent they run into the fucking ground with awful promotion and favoring the decrepit old talent of yesteryear (big third parties like EA).

>>263549759
nope, they're their own series, notice how SMRPG, despite being a Mario game, a franchise Nintendo owns, has Square-owned content which Nintendo cannot use without permission like Geno.

>>263549725
You mean the fourth from the left?

>>263549654
To be fair, videogame development, with a few exceptions is a very fluid industry. Most devs are under contract work. Retro has hired just as many people that have left. Its not like they are bleeding talent.

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>>263549934
Are you retarded?

>>263543545
Weren't Banjo and Kazooie intended for the first Smash in the first place

>>263550150
Yes

>>263549016
>to ripoff another developer's platformers as well?
the one they originally owned?
>>263549412
>implying Nintendo knows how to make a good FPS
Metroid Prime 1-3, Goldeneye, Perfect Dark.

You do know Retro is owned by Nintendo, meaning saying ''prime is made by retro'' is the same as saying ''prime is made by Nintendo''? Retro themselves are made mostly of Nintendo devs mixed with Acclaim devs, the latter of which were laid off for the most part before Prime 1 was even made.

>>263549412
Nintendo wrote the book on 3D movement. All you had in the way of 3D platformers and action adventures were stiff and unwieldy unless they were an FPS, until the N64 came along and Nintendo started transitioning its biggest franchises to 3D.

Have you ever read developer interviews about SM64 or OoT? Miyamoto forsaw that people weren't going to like water levels unless it was intuitive and easy to control, not to mention all the iterations on movement that Link went through when making Ocarina before settling on auto-jump and Z-targeting.

Even if they've never done a bonafide shooter in-house(until Splatoon to some extent), they deserve at least the benefit of the doubt that they'll refine it until it's satisfying, especially if it's going to be the opening volley of a major foray into a particular genre.

>>263547801
It is very cheesy, true, but you sound like someone who can't have fun.

>>263550449
> who can't have fun.
might as well use this excuse to claim you must like every children's show or else you hate fun.

Cringe worthy writing is cringe worthy writing no matter what.

>>263550150
They weren't planned for either game.
The only planned characters they scrapped were Bowser, Mewtwo and Dedede.

>>263550391
Goldeneye and Perfect Dark were made by Rare and Prime was by Retro Studios

>>263544787
galaxy/nsmbfag pls go

if nintendo ead can't do another one of those open world collect-a-thon game due to majority of mario fans wanting more Super Mario Bros./Galaxy-like games and if Microsoft Studios can't keep up with Banjo, then they'll have to use another IP.

>>263541462
Wait, why is the duck an amputee?

>>263550714
So you're not even gonna bother reading the whole post?

>>263550435
Didn't Miyamoto toy with the idea of a first person game for the entire N64 era?

>>263541462
>implying DH will get a reboot before a Dark Pit Spin-off series

>>263550714
sorry didn't read the Retro part but Rare still made Goldeneye and PD

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>>263549943
I think that one's too dark too.

Banjo is pretty light. And while we're at it, Kazooie is almost orange.

>>263549035
Play a real porn VN, not a deviantart-tier cashgrab.

>>263550873
And guess who owned Rare during that time and strictly managed their development?

>>263550714
Retro Studios is wholly owned an operated by Nintendo. In fact Retro was Nintendo's first wholly owned Western subsidiary.

>>263545070
Promptly kill yourself.

>>263549317
>Inflating a list with casual stuff that people around here reflexively hate
>An okay RPG that got a sequel
>A few experimental games

Woopdie shit. How about an in-house-made major franchise release that was shit?

Why not Ice Climbers: Uprising

>>263551104

Because whoever designed the 3DS is worse than Hitler.

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>>263548763
does Jerry with a red bowtie counts?

>>263541462
When you're the best of friends, having so much fun together!

>>263550391
Nintendo EAD =! Retro.

And either way

>Unless they shoved it on Retro, it'll be a platformer like the rest of Nintendo's bread and butter.

>>263550969
>I don't understand what second party means

>>263550797
He wanted Ocarina of Time to be a first-person game.

Metroid Prime was a third person adventure-shooter-thing until Miyamoto made them start over.

>>263550738
>galaxy/nsmbfag pls go
Galaxy is a 3D platformer you dipshit. It has infinitely more variety in levels as well as size than Sunshine and 64, it doesn't have to lazily re-use the same empty level 8 times so that they only end up making enough levels to make up for the 120 stars (minus 10 stars for 64 as they're in the castle and minus 25 or so stars for Sunshine as they're gotten through blue coins).

>>263549725
>Those first two schemes

Holy shit. Looks like I'm maining Beethoven

>>263548604
>ever shitty setting known as rural America
Why do people keep saying this?

Aside from the niggerish and/or more confederate extremist communities, the American countryside has some nice environments to go through. Considering a game like that would be cartoony, mos tlikely sugar coated, and condensed to get as many options for the environment I'd say it'd be a decent setting. It certainly isn't any worse of a setting than another set of wacky alien planets

IBut think Aliens would be a good idea. However I don't think they'd need to get off of Earth until the last level at least.

>>263551425
>Metroid Prime was a third person adventure-shooter-thing until Miyamoto made them start over.

Thank goodness

>>263551348
>Nintendo EAD =! Retro.
They're both owned by Nintendo, that's what matters, you think the name matters? If Nintendo EAD was named anything else would you say it doesn't count? Idiot.

Do you really think Retro made the game on their own? Not only that, but Retro themselves are just some Nintendo devs grouped together, not a third party or anything. The name doesn't matter.
>>I don't understand what second party means
You don't understand what second party means, Game Freak is second party because they're only held by a contract, they own everything they make meaning they can even put Pokemon on iOS like they've done. Rare couldn't do what they wanted with BK or Conker, it wasn't till Nintendo sold their share of Rare to Microsoft that MS took over the IPs.

>>263541679
>>263541707
>>263541738
>We live in such a politically correct world, that you can't make an E-rated game where a dog holds up the limp bodies of dead ducks with a big smile on his face.

>The duck hunt dog was made to look wimpier and dopier than his sprite.

>The graphic team on Smash don't understand western art and can't recreate the dog's iconic grin in 3D.

Nothing will be right.

>>263551081
>>Inflating a list with casual stuff that people around here reflexively hate
>that doesn't count because I say so!
Nice try.
>>An okay RPG that got a sequel
Mediocre you mean.
>A few experimental games
Shit ones at that.

>>263551856
Actually Nintendo wholly owns the Pokemon IP. Gamefreak itself is second party but Pokemon is all Nintendo's

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>>263551425
Yeah it looked fucking horrid.
>>263552169
>Actually Nintendo wholly owns the Pokemon IP
Pfft, no. Game Freak does whatever they want with the IP, why do you think there's pokemon apps on iOS or tons and tons of Pokemon shit on arcades and the like compared to Mario which the closest thing he has to that is MKGP?

That's what a second party dev is, a dev held by a contract, but nothing else, they aren't owned at all by Nintendo nor does Nintendo own what they do, only partly.

>>263546178
shit, I want to fire a bow in space now.

>>263552169
It's one third Nintendo/The Pokemon Company, one third Game Freak, one third Creatures. Nintendo owns majority share in Game Freak and Creatures so they own nearly the whole thing.

>>263552474
Actually it's The Pokemon Company that made those iOS apps which is basically a part of Nintendo.

Duckhunt-Kazooie

>>263552474
I thought Pokemon was one of those 49/51 ownership deals. Where Nintendo owns the minority share.

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Speaking of Nintendo shooting games, why the hell didn't this get a remake for the Wii? It would've been perfect.

>>263541462
A mobile endless runner of course.

>>263552909
Banjo-Kaduckhuntie

>>263552474
Pretty sure they own a part of Gamefreak.

The owner of Pokemon is pretty weird.
In that Nintendo owns a bit of everything involved, even the parties who have some ownership of the Pokemon company.

That's why things like the Pokedex app needs to go through them.

>>263546405
Someone should send Peta a clip of DuckHunt being final smashed by another DuckHunt just to see what web game they come up with next.

A light gun game (re:Wiimote), you idiots

>>263552925
fuck, i forgot that game existed.

>>263552913
Nintendo owns the majority share.

>>263553126
Didn't Nintendo threaten to end their asses after that Pokemon stunt?

>>263552047
You do realize that absolute statements aren't usually meant to be taken literally and are instead hyperbolic for the sake of drawing attention to the attributes the hyperbole is conveying?

Also, did you play any of those casual games? I'm guessing no since literally everyone who plays games regularly looked at them and went "That's nice, but for the same price I could get Monster Hunter/Mario/Pokémon/whatever Nintendo platform game I want instead". They're not fucking "core" games, weren't marketed as such, and weren't seen as such. And even after saying that, >>263549759 would be right. They're all branded, marketed, and construed the same way.

As for the rest,

>My opinion is right about these games I've also probably not played.

>>263545927
>The numbers are birds

That's actually pretty clever, Anon.

Bayonetta 2 is 27 FPS on Wii U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8btNuuCY90 [Embed]

They should just make it a shooter.
The dog being your sometimes-mean-mostly-adorably-retarded sidekick.

>>263549725
>No Rusty alt
shit game

>>263554078
>>No Rusty alt
Thank god.

>>263550738
3d colecc-a-thon ages like shit, retard

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>>263551429
>100 purple coins each fucking level, Comets, 120 stars (with round of green stars in the same fucking levels), Star bits.
>not worser than average hard to find 30x9 Blue coins and 8 red coins

>level are just mostly your typical new mario bros. levels (fire, water, pipe, desert, grass, swamp) in space+64 and Sunshine "easter egg" levels
>compared to sunshine's effort to keep it original (hotel delfino (ghost house), corona mountain (bowser world), pianta village (Mushroom World), the first level (Grass World), Noki Bay (Water World))

>most segments are floaty platforms and bowls, world is fucking linear
>64 and Banjo is widely open, has different segments not just only floaty platforms and shit

>spin double jump in Galaxy with dumbed down 64 gameplay and waggle
>64 and Sunshine were acrobatic and had original gimmicks
yeah galaxy a shit

>>263554935
Galaxy is a collect-a-thon and people here are still masturbating to it.

>>263555282
not the guy you're replying to, but
>worser

>>263555478
No it's not. The levels are linear obstacle courses that use stars as the goal flag.
Collectathons are shit like DK64 where the game throws you into an open field, gives you three or four different item counters and just tells you "get them all to win." It's making an entire game out of the 100 coin star missions.

>>263555774
Galaxy 2 and the 3d land/world games applies now because of all the shit introduced

>>263555282
The purple coins are frequently clustered together that it's really more of a platforming puzzle than an inane collectathon.

The galaxy-themed structure means that even in the same galaxy you're always covering new territory.

Compare that to something like SM64's levels where the first star involves traveling to the end to fight a boss, then the next star involves traveling to the end to do something completely different.

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Maybe a Metroid/Duck Hunt Crossover?

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If that rumored Diddy Kong Racing 2 is true then Duck Hunt Dog is a shoe-in.

Here's pretty much who I hope are in that game
>Dillon
>Tingle
>Duck Hunt Dog
>Chrom

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>>263556529

>Nintendo
>Ever realizing that they're sitting on gold mines

You'd have about as much luck getting SEGA to realize they're sitting on gold mines.

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>>263553883
>thread about EAD, smash, and ideas of a new Duck Hunt game
>posting graphic whore/console war shit only bald kojima-drones, pc elitists, and sour grapes faggots care about
>expecting the same "It's X when Y does Z" shitposting
just leave, man

>>263556529
>Diddy Kong Racing
>not just going to be all DK characters

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>>263545283
>a pair of hands reach out of the mailbox, snapping Banjo's neck
>"SNAKE SNEAKS HIS WAY INTO BATTLE"

>>263549035
/v/ seriously got hyped and donated money for that?

this is some idea's guy-tier shit here

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>>263557793
>>263545283

Banjo-Kazooie has more chance appearing in SEGA related games than Nintendo games right now.

>>263545529
my sides

>>263558075
god why did they have to make them SO FUCKING UGLY

>>263558439

Because modern day rare.

>>263558439
because Mattrick fucked up Rare

>>263558439
I was okay with it when I first saw this trailer because it meant more Banjo Kazooie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrIamj0RzUg

>>263541462
By making the dog fuck the duck.

>>263559301
When they showed this I literally shit bricks.

Such a disappointment.

The way they showed the world with the puzzle piece and the honeycombs and shit it really makes me think they originally had the platformer idea in mind.

Oh well. Put this in the bin of video game fantasies along with Psychonauts 2

>>263549690
>ED
WOOOOOOOOOOooowwwwWWWW

>>263552925
Fuck Duck Hunt, give me a sequel / remake of this.

>>263541462
After seeing that pic, I suddenly don't want to imagine them in a hunting context anymore.

Unless they're working together against said hunters.

Kid Icarus Uprising, but instead of it being third person, be first person.

And instead of flying around, you're shooting cartoon ducks, various Nintendo enemies, etc

Dog is an NPC that laughs at you still, but maybe there's another colored dog that sells you shit or something, idk

>>263559301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8NREI_IPs

like panzer dragoon orta but kawaii

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>>263551893

What's wrong with how he looks?

>>263558042
No one here got hyped for that. /v/ has been laughing at it since it's inception.

TG is my fetish and even I wasn't desperate enough to back it.

The threads where someone pirates it and we all follow his playthrough are great though.

You hunt for ducks, except you're not shooting them. The duck gets the dog to help it find its lost duck friends that are also collectables.

>>263545927

OUENDUUUUUUUUCK

>>263549317

What was wrong with Pandora's Tower?

>>263562443
Nothing, he just looked-up Nintendo on Metacritic and looked for stuff with below an arbitrary score level so as to prove his point that Nintendo would naturally make a shit game out of Duck Hunt due to their extensive track record of making nothing but bad games for the past 4 decades of financial success and universal praise.

I just hope they give the duck hunt dog a girlfriend for me to sexualize

>>263563918
>Nintendo character
>love interest of any kind

Please.

>>263564683
Except for Link, Mario, everyone in Fire Emblem, and Samus in Other M?