>wanting to play as shrunk-down manlet Ridley >not wanting

>>261431508
What if he actually was a character that big? His downsides could be slow attacks that because of their size can miss a lot plus he'd be an easy character to combo

>>261431508
I don't get why people even like Stage bosses. THey are shit and distract from fighting each other and are a shitty gimmick.

>>261431864
Look at giga bowser in PM. It would probably be similar, and he would end up either being complete trash and getting combod to hell and back or he would just obliterate because the opponent wouldn't know what he was getting into.

>>261431864
He'd take up half the battlefield, and wouldn't be able to stand on any platforms. Plus he wouldn't be able to maneuver stages with close quarters like Palutena's Temple.

>>261431508
i hope his theme plays when he appears

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>b-but too big!

>>261431864
But his knockback would be a complete mess in terms of values.

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>>261431864
Actually, he's much bigger

>>261431508
Yeah, can't wait to fight an oh so menacing Ridley that slowly flaps around, picks me up, and lets me go without doing anything.

>>261432581

>changing the size to accommodate for the cinematic
>using this as a valid excuse for ridley being a playable character

stay mad

>>261431508
He's actually smaller than than that OP image in Brawl.

Go play boss rush with Bowser to see what I'm talking about.

>>261432581
>Ridley was a manageable size and could have worked in Smash

>>261433186
>But typical size queen americans bloated him up to ridiculous proportions and now he's stuck this way.

>>261432581
Between this and Olimar I don't know why this is even a debate

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>>261431508
You must be really fucking upset about manlet Bowser Ganondorf.

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dark samus would have been a way better metroid representative than zero suit

the only issue with it is the name

>>261431508
His neck is tubes

>>261435130
WELP

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what if the third metroid rep was a space pirate?

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>>261435130
>>261435274
UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy that escalated quickly

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>261435418

Oh lord :^)

w-why would someone have those pictures saved on their computer?

MY INNOCENCE IS LOST!

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>All of these reactions to Cheese Pizza.

>>>/tumblr/

>ayy lmao

>>261435720
ABANDON SHIP

>>261435720
Anyone know what scar would be from? I have one there but from a surgery I doubt she could have.

This guy must be really fed up with Ridley threads, huh.

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>>261436107
Who isn't, honestly? Anybody, no matter if you want him playable or not, want this shit to end.

>>261436107
I'm fed up with Smash threads in general. Ridley threads aren't even the most cancerous ones.

>>261434956
Could easily have changed that. Dark Hunter, Phazon Clone or whatever.

>>261436107
Honestly, I'm surprised the mods deleted the pics instead of just nuking the thread.

Honeypot?

>>261436323
dark hunter is what the space pirates use isn't it?
heck we could just call it "Metroid Prime" and technically be correct
or maybe Phazon Prime (hinting at its connection with phazon both as substance and the suit it stole)

>>261436370
He does it so goddamn often they would have to delete more nomal threads than console war threads but those don't get deleted anyway

>>261431508
I think it would be cool if he gets in but I honestly can't really see him work.

>>261436508
Yeah they call it like that in the logs.

there is no such thing as an "excellent stage boss" because all stage bosses are unfun

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this guy is in, how do you react?

>>261436853
Only if he has Snake's moveset. Otherwise, he can sod off.

>>261436853
He's too low on plasma.

>>261433186
>posts meta ridley

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>you'll never swoop in on some unfortunate motherfucker, grab him and drag his bitch ass against the terrain until he has the complexion of bismuth

>>261435368
That would be most excellent, but random grunts typically don't become playable characters in smash. If e were to get a space pirate rep (excluding Ridley) it'd probably be weavel or something.

>>261436107
I'm a Ridley fag and I'm tired of the threads too. Neither side has a good argument. I want smash to release and end my suffering.

>>261436853
8/10 could be dope

>>261432581
Ridley will never EVER be playable in Smash no matter how much you whine

>>261435428
>>261435243
>check the archive to see what it is

I THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO NOT ARCHIVE THIS STUFF

FUCK

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>>261434956
The Prime series has a few characters that could be used as a 3rd Metroid representative.
Sadly, Metroid isn't extremely known for recurring characters and Sakurai seems to have a shitload of trouble putting heavies in Smash.

>>261436853
depends on his moveset, if he gets Snake's moveset i'd be hyped, imagine his taunts too

>>261437224
>grafting armor on made his organic parts grow to enormous size

Wouldn't be the dumbest thing the Prime games did...

>>261435925

Appendectomy. I have the same one in my basement.

Also, shit's still up on the archives, mods.

>>261431508
>Wanting to play as Manletdorf.

>Thinking that shadow was anywhere near large from the direct.
>Thinking it was anything but passive and garbage as fuck if it was a boss.

That shadow was either playable or the shittiest boss in Smash history.

Thank you op for not giving a damn about neither Metroid or Ridley and instead making a thread just to start arguments. Don't forget to start another, and possibly a petition, to get Ganondorf removed from the roster due to being shrunken and not a ferocious-wocious monster boss!