[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Click for more| Home]

>getting back stabbed >The person playing as spy laughs at you

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 292
Thread images: 106

File: image.jpg (17KB, 200x328px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
17KB, 200x328px
>getting back stabbed
>The person playing as spy laughs at you
>>
File: 1408815256046.png (37KB, 810x760px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408815256046.png
37KB, 810x760px
>2014
>People still play TF2
>>
git gud
>>
P'AHAHAHAHAHA OHH *snort* AHAHAHAHAHAH *snort* AHHAHHAHAHAAH
>>
File: 1363055762800.png (303KB, 512x384px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1363055762800.png
303KB, 512x384px
>>259600381
>2014
>he saves tumblr tier oc
The shiggest of digs.
>>
There are people playing TF2 in two thousand and fourteen?

That is a little sad
>>
>>259600693
Vivan faggots BTFO
>>
>>259600215
Yes I do
U mad
>>
>chase spy
>he runs towards the nearest set of stairs

Do people even die to this anymore? Is it just the new players that keep fueling this behavior?
>>
File: 1407129103420.png (243KB, 452x456px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1407129103420.png
243KB, 452x456px
>>259600381

>2014
>save tumblr oc shit
>>
>Dead Ringer
>Spycicle
>still burn their asses to death
>Conga
>>
File: 1388139943837.png (21KB, 635x467px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1388139943837.png
21KB, 635x467px
>>259600693
>>259601372
>Samefagging
>>
>>259601372
>saving wakfu images

Confirmed good taste
>>
File: hl22010070611062789.jpg (173KB, 1296x840px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hl22010070611062789.jpg
173KB, 1296x840px
>>259601243
It was funny when I was chasing one as a pyro and he was approaching the stairs.

I literally stood below the stairs watching him walk up the the stairs and jumping backwards right back into my flamethrower
>>
>>259600215
Was browsing catalog and saw this thread. Not gonna lie, I thought that was a Hitmonlee for a second.
>>
>>259601445
>Burns spy to death 3 times
>Conga
>Spy uncloaks, backstabs, schadenfreude taunt
>>
File: medic.png (43KB, 154x155px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
medic.png
43KB, 154x155px
>>259601671
i can't fucking unsee it now
>>
File: hurr nice photoshop.png (178KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hurr nice photoshop.png
178KB, 1280x720px
>>259601448
>more than one person hates muh cancer waifu! samefag!
Keep crying, bitch nigga.
>>
>>259600215
>play spy with kunai
>go on a killing spree and killing like 5 people at a time
>laugh taunt each time they all die
>the salt that forms from it
>all the pyros that get played because of it
>>
>>259601821
BTFOOOOO
>>
File: 1405727974396.gif (1MB, 392x294px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405727974396.gif
1MB, 392x294px
>>259601243

>tfw you punch the fuck out of the spy in midair as a heavy when he tries his "pro trickstab"
>>
>>259601707
If you can't press G again in the time it takes for them to uncloak you deserve to die
>>
>>259601848
>switch to spycicle
>they get even madder when gunned down
i miss the croc snipers headshot blocker
guaranteed mad because bad
>>
File: puck_is_sad.png (131KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
puck_is_sad.png
131KB, 500x500px
>>259601053
le maderoonie faec
>>
>>259601243
It's so easy to bait these faggots it's not even funny anymore. Spy's an awful class and it's a shame people actually get away with this shit sometimes.
>>
>>259601243
It's pretty embarrassing when they fail, but I guess I can understand it if they have really low health and nowhere else to run, and they're basically just doing it as a last ditch effort. In that case, it's better to at least try then to do nothing at all or keep running only to be shot down, and if it actually works then that's even better.
>>
File: tf2 in 2014.jpg (265KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tf2 in 2014.jpg
265KB, 1680x1050px
>>
>>259603180
while that's true usually I just pull out my revolver as my last ditch effort.

You wouldn't believe how useful that weapon is. A lot of people underestimate it.
>>
>>259600215
I always play as spy then disguise myself as the other teams spy then just hang at there base for as long as I can. I can go whole rounds at times just hanging there
>>
>Get backstabbed
>Birthday action button plays
>>
>>259603395
>engineer tries to trap you in his nest with the pomson
>pyro w+m1s at you because they think they have an easy kill
>you just shoot them to death and go about your business again
there is no better feeling
>>
>>25960351
>I can go whole rounds doing nothing.

ur team hates u
>>
File: fuckoff.png (48KB, 365x214px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fuckoff.png
48KB, 365x214px
>>259602215
>>
File: 1390369693484.jpg (117KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1390369693484.jpg
117KB, 500x500px
>>259600693
>>
>pyro using the phlogistinator
>mfw playing soldier
>>
File: 1381165276361.gif (2MB, 200x200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1381165276361.gif
2MB, 200x200px
>>259605390
>mfw you kill the phlog pyro after they do the mmph taunt before they get any kills
>>
File: dontcaregotmoney.png (110KB, 600x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dontcaregotmoney.png
110KB, 600x600px
>>259603691

>Spy comes and fucks up your nest anyway.
>>
minisentries
>>
>You will stand next to that cart or I will stand you next to that MEEEEEDIC
post your best.
>>
oh hey, a tf2 thread
I've been meaning to ask something
I quit playing after they removed pyro from the game
what do pyro players play now post faggot parachute update?
I wanna know how right I was to stop playing
>>
File: minsentries.png (659KB, 889x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
minsentries.png
659KB, 889x500px
>>259606295

I fucking love it when demos and soldiers shoot the mini first so I can meatshot them to death with the frontier justice.
>>
>>259606470

>That sniper's a bloody Sentry *shadenfreude*
>>
File: Haha.gif (211KB, 500x281px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Haha.gif
211KB, 500x281px
>>259605390
>play phlog pyro
>shotgun and strafe rockets
>get up my Mmmph
>taunt
>demo plant stickes at my feet
>crouch jump and airstrafe
>burn everything
>>
>playing ctf
>reach a stalemate for the past 15 minutes
>tell my team members good job
>suddenly we pull off a cap and win

Teamwork is fun
>>
File: image.jpg (152KB, 1680x1050px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
152KB, 1680x1050px
>>259600215
Who /heavy/ here?

Where my heavy bros at
>>
>>259607003
If you look carefully, you can see the Tumblrite backpedaling in desperation
>>
File: gibus.png (46KB, 149x244px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gibus.png
46KB, 149x244px
>>259607248

gibus heavies UNITE
>>
>>259607360
>have no argument
>TUMBLRITE
>BACKPEDALING

You sure showed me. How many hats do you have?
>>
>>259601243
>Be spy
>Being chased by at the very least competent player.
>Run towards stairs whilst glancing back every now and then.
>He stops, expecting a attempted stair stab.
>I just keep running and escape.
>"Oh you clever fucker"
>>
>>259607630
3
>>
>>259607003

>playing their cartoony CoD full of bronies

He says while defending consoles, who have all pandered to the MLP audience far more than Valve ever has.

>and epic maymays

And Vivian James isn't a retarded epic maymay?
>>
>YourShittySteamName is DOMINATING other_dude
>s0m3teammate + YourShittySteamName <some weapon> other_dude
>s0m3teammate is now DOMINATING other_dude
>>
>>259606470
>That was an amazing killing spree BY. THE. OTHER. MEDIC.
>>
File: image.jpg (82KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
82KB, 1024x768px
>Scout Spies
>mfw people still get backstabbed by them
>>
File: Come on.gif (516KB, 500x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Come on.gif
516KB, 500x250px
>>259606798
The more I play with mini-sentry, the worse I feel for myself, seriously, just give it few small nerfs.
>>
File: tf2.jpg (67KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tf2.jpg
67KB, 1280x720px
>>259607732
Corner stab(some people call it "matador stab")> stair stab
>>
>>259607485
I use a warsworn because it's metal as fuck
>>
>>259607925
>see a scout spy on my team
>"hey dude that's not a good idea"
>he tells me to stfu
>he dies and leaves
>>
>>259606813
>If I have to crack some PAAAIIINIS *schadenfreude*
>>
>>259608081
Indeed
>>
>>259606295
sometimes when i'm playing demo on a pub, i'll camp in an alcove and wait for an enemy engie to start building a sentry, then nuke it with the loch
it's amazing how they'll just keep collecting ammo boxes and making more sentries
>>
File: Remove.jpg (51KB, 469x538px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Remove.jpg
51KB, 469x538px
>>259607248
Buff Tomislav pls.
>>
>>259606798
>Frontier justice and gunslinger
Why don't you just learn to use a shotgun effectively and play a real combat class?
>>
>playing vaccinator medic
>full uber in no time
>see obvious demoman sticky trap laid using crit stickies
>get overheal from other medic and walk right into it
>ubercharge
>I survive the hit with 10 HP while my heavy charges in afterward
>demo tries to pill him, only ends up healing me
>MEDIC+HEAVY HAS KILLED STICKYSCRUB
>>
How to recognize skilled players
>>
File: 1405278724946.jpg (31KB, 250x251px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405278724946.jpg
31KB, 250x251px
>Shooting at a spy
>He starts moving left, right, and jumping while trying to shoot at me
>>
>>259600381
> Tumblr
>>
>>259608539
>tfw just shoot them with revolver point blank

>>259607248
Blasting babies with stock minigun since 2007
>>
>>259608325
Tomislav is an odd case, it's awful now but when it was first added it was extremely OP.
>>259608393
Don't underestimate a good combat Engineer. Lay down mini, flank with shotty while enemy stops to gun it down. It's a great way to deal with Heavies in a pinch.
>>
File: 3948398348.jpg (24KB, 180x247px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
3948398348.jpg
24KB, 180x247px
>>259600381

>hating on TF2
>posts a tumblr OC
>>
>>259608630

>mfw heavy and 50 billion scouts come from everywhere to rape my face off.
>>
>>259607248
Dominating scrubs since 2008
>>
>>259608906
I'm by no means underestimating, but just wondering why you would enjoy using a crutch if you're so good at shotgun.
>>
>>259608924
>run at dumb spy who uncloaked
>hes not actually dumb
>headshots me with ambassador
>>
File: 1408421096410.jpg (87KB, 645x773px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408421096410.jpg
87KB, 645x773px
I sold my meager collection of cosmetic items on TF2WH to get the Conga taunt.

I regret absolutely nothing.
>>
File: 1386599736938.png (91KB, 312x312px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1386599736938.png
91KB, 312x312px
>friend talking insane shit
>including but not limited to my ability to use market gardener
>proceed to dominate him with market gardener
>silence
My favourite was jumping up and gardening him while he was parachuting
>>
File: noice.png (608KB, 599x622px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
noice.png
608KB, 599x622px
>>259608168

Spy is not our Sniper *laughs*
>>
>>259608906
>but when it was first added it was extremely OP
I missed the -70% spin up times and only played during -40%, I would wish if they just give it something like 25-30% and another small buff, then it would be good.
>>
File: 1405942973022.png (505KB, 600x402px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405942973022.png
505KB, 600x402px
>>259608539
>>
File: Hovy.png (355KB, 540x462px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Hovy.png
355KB, 540x462px
>>259609102
2009 December here
>>
>>259609068
It's just so much fun playing as a scout, is there any other shotgun besides Force a nature which launches the play when shooting?
>>
>>259609137
No, I'm not him, I actually dislike the FJ since it's pretty much suicide to get in close enough for those two boosted crits to land effectively. But a Shotgun, Pistol and Gunslinger Engie is a highly underrated offensive class.
>>
>>259600215
>Be sniper
>Enemy is sniper
>Only bodyshots
>Change to Spy
>Backstab him
>LOL CAN'T SNIPE BECOME SPY
>>
>>259609308
That was an amazing killing spree... by the other MEEEEEEDIC
>>
>>259607839
>He says while defending consoles
When did he ever say anything about consoles
>>
>>259609395
>started playing five years ago
>viewed in the same light as F2P scrubs
I want off this ride.
>>
File: 1386042599315.jpg (67KB, 900x753px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1386042599315.jpg
67KB, 900x753px
Scout and soldier are objectively the best classes
>>
File: sweet boner.jpg (38KB, 526x395px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
sweet boner.jpg
38KB, 526x395px
>>259609509
>gravel pit trully best map
>play as spy
>backstab 5-6 people
>10 sec and whole enemy team is pyros
>>
>>259609664
You misspelled Pyro
>>
>>259609598

Why else would he cry about it pandering to MLP?
>>
>>259609803
You misspelled Demoman
>>
File: demoman.jpg (16KB, 637x328px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
demoman.jpg
16KB, 637x328px
Who airburst here?
>>
File: 15235235.jpg (149KB, 640x425px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
15235235.jpg
149KB, 640x425px
>Sniper kills you
>"Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"
>>
>>259609803
have fun getting shit on by scouts
>>
>>259609829
Maybe he is a sane person who doesn't like ponies from a girl's show in his vidya.
>>
File: 1408041731813.jpg (9KB, 141x161px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408041731813.jpg
9KB, 141x161px
>Scouts and soldiers target me as a medic
>mfw getting a crit crossbolt or crit ubersaw on them
>>
File: 1406963007014.png (6KB, 112x100px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1406963007014.png
6KB, 112x100px
>>259609740
>dominate Pyro with Loch Demo
>the sheer concentrated buttpain is strong enough to power a city
>>
>>259608113

What the heck is a Scout Spy?
>>
File: 1391153467925.jpg (643KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1391153467925.jpg
643KB, 1280x1024px
>>259609881
Sorry, I'm not a fucking dickhead
>>
>>259610132
...A spy who is disguised as a scout perhaps? I don't even play the game and I got it, step it up.
>>
>>259609881
>Who scrub here?
FTFY
>>
>>259610132
A spy disguised as a scout.
>>
>>259610132
Spy disguised as a scout, the problem here is that scouts are insanely quick, spies maintain the same speed when disguised as a scout.
>>
File: even_his_ass.jpg (80KB, 455x495px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
even_his_ass.jpg
80KB, 455x495px
>mfw i love playing sniper
>mfw i'm fucking terrible
>>
>>259609345

The negative -75% was insane. It was damn near instant.

At 15% it's not even noticeable anymore, it's like a fraction of a second at best. If they don't want it to have faster spin-up they should just remove the attribute and come up with something else like faster movement speed while firing.

Now that I think about it, Heavy is in the same boat as Pyro, where both classes haven't gotten a new weapon in years. They've been abandoned.
>>
>>259607951
Limiting its arc of fire to 180 degrees would do wonders
>>
>>259610546
Had the same problem, just play it you will git gud, don't lose your dreams anon.
>>
>>259610059
>Ubersaw doesnt crit and you build uber super fast like
>Crit people and dont build uber fast enough but you killed them
Its a win win weapon.
>>
>be cloak and nigger spy
>see another spy backstab and laugh while im being useless in peace
>ambassador to the face then backstab him while he's defenseless and use my own laugh

Spy is fun.
>>
>>259610546
Spam Huntsman in narrow corridor and you're good
>>
>>259607925
The reason why people disguise as Scouts is the hitbox. While your model changes to scout's, your hitbox still remains as a spy's hitbox. So if a sniper hits the disguised spy in the head, he might actually hit his body instead.
>>
File: u dont undertstand.jpg (60KB, 463x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
u dont undertstand.jpg
60KB, 463x500px
>>259610601
>>
>>259610546
Keep playing i used to be awful too at...playing any class around 2009 or so so i quit pretty quick, now i'm pretty dang good and i'm giving the enemy hell.
>>
>Get killed
>Spy uncloaking behind the player in the killcam
I love this feeling.
>>
>>259610546
Sniper is probably the hardest classes to git gud at, sans Spy. Keep practicing, and also check your OS's configuration to make sure there's no nasty mouse accel or anything.
>>
>>259610546
I don't like playing with you.
>>
>>259610034

And yet it's okay when consoles do it?
>>
File: 1289401095532.jpg (6KB, 218x252px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1289401095532.jpg
6KB, 218x252px
>play sniper
>not doing amazing, a decent 2:1 kdr
>map almost finished, team is getting pushed, about to lose badwater last point
>get sudden burst of skill
>start getting headshots on people pushing cart
>everyone spectating on my team goes apeshit after each consecutive shot
>end up headshotting 6 people in a row and saving round
>feel like a god of death
>>
File: mind blown.gif (834KB, 344x203px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mind blown.gif
834KB, 344x203px
>>259610956
>sniper hard
>>
File: 1406735340661.gif (993KB, 250x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1406735340661.gif
993KB, 250x250px
>feel like unwinding and playing a sniper/spy/engie
>already 3 people on each class either afk or playing like shit
>end up biting the bullet and playing soldier/scout/medic again

why do the least skilled people play the classes that require a high level of skill just to be marginally effective
>>
>how to spot a shitty spy.jpg

it's even more casual than the dead ringer.
>>
>>259611116
Glorious, i've had this a few times with the scout.

> See the enmy capturing a building, Flank them and keep on dodging their shots
> Slowly kill 3 man at the capture point
> last guy standing gets nervous and starts jumping everywhere.
>>
File: why.jpg (80KB, 312x332px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
why.jpg
80KB, 312x332px
>>259607925

>see an obvious scout spy
>"Unusually slow scout"
>team never checks him
>watch as he has free reign
>>
>can hit shotgun shots all the time if I'm playing soldier or pyro
>can't hit shit when I'm playing scout
Feels not so bad

>>259611423
>woow you get poweful turrets you probably don't have to care
>i'm a godlike sniper in my cods, so I'll roll heads here
>you can be invisible AND OHKO? O M G best class ever
That's how they think.
>>
If they redid some of the weapons in a future update, what would you guys like to see? Here's a few suggestions from me.

>Tomislav
+50 movement speed while firing

>Classic
+50% charge speed, (optional) +50% movement speed while charging

>minisentry
Requires 125 metal to build each one, firing rate reduced by 25%, You can now build two minisentries at once.

>Huntsman
Removed from the game.
>>
>>259612064

minisentry is now worse than stock in every way
>>
File: bite the pillow.jpg (13KB, 285x287px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bite the pillow.jpg
13KB, 285x287px
>>259600215
>score a good kill
>taunt for the hell of it
>guy I kill rages on voice chat
>kill him three more times and taunt each time, even if it gets me killed
>he still rages every time
>>
>>259606563
I dont think I understand what you are saying

do you mean that parachutes for solly and demo somehow fuck over pyro players?
its quite opposite
>>
>>259600215

>You see a pyro behind him starting his shotgun taunt
>>
>>
>>259601821

Manlytears go home.
>>
File: ralph.png (135KB, 448x332px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ralph.png
135KB, 448x332px
>>259612064
>Family business can be equipped by Engineer/pyro
>Family business has a tighter spread

>Stickybomb launcher now has a 20% damage rampup over the course of 2 seconds before it gets to 100% damage
>>
File: BLAME.jpg (29KB, 350x250px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
BLAME.jpg
29KB, 350x250px
>>259600381
F2?
>>
>>259608539
>see a sniper with razor back
>stab him in the back for funzies
>doesn't notice me
>still gun him down after
>schadenfreud
>>
>>259603283
That's actually a perfect summation
>taunt after kill
>demoknight
>hats
>conga symbol
>>
File: druid.jpg (30KB, 247x248px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
druid.jpg
30KB, 247x248px
>>259610546
>play medic cuz team is dying
>I'm pretty gud, the tide slowly turns
>remain as medic for several rounds
>get tired and want to play soldier
>team immediately crashes and burns

You don't even have to be a good medic, even being willing to play medic is a burden
>>
>>259612064
>Baby Face's Blaster
Just revert it to the stats it started with, it was perfectly fine back then. Now it's an upgrade to the scattergun, honestly.

>Reserve Shooter
Can't be equipped by pyro

>Tide Turner
Doesn't refill charge on kill, move charge on kill to a whole different shield. Or to booties, they really need a buff because they're completely useless now.

>Short Circuit
Revert to all pre-buff state in terms of behavior, but reduce the metal used on shot to 10.

>Sharpened Volcano Fragment
All afterburn sources by the player stack instead of overriding each other.
>>
>>259612064
>>Tomislav
>+50 movement speed while firing

I've seen that shit happen in x10 servers. It wouldn't work.
>>
File: haha.jpg (25KB, 426x240px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
haha.jpg
25KB, 426x240px
>>259611426
>mfw people actually believe this
>mfw get spotted, run around for a little while, and then crouch right in the open
>get behind the enemy and backstab everyone
>>
>>259613445
>using 10x servers as source of balance judgement
>>
>>259613596
you are not every spy
>>
>>259611426
I used to use it but it's dead boring. Now I use stock with one of the weapons that slows drain speed or something, forgot which.
>>
>>259612064
New Scout weapon: !Knob (bonk! backwerds)
Completely reworks keyboard binds when holding weapon

>W key
Scout teleports to the other side of the map and bonks everyone who sees him land. If he lands in a wall scout dies, if he lands in player both players die
>A and D keys
Scout turns into tornado shooting bonk balls out in intervals. Bonk applies jarate and scout can't be hit but he can shoot and his shots cause fire damage but he's spinning so hard he gets boo'ed for 10 seconds
>S key
Scout shoots directly into the air and hits the skybox losing 100 health but he has a bonk parachute that's pink and he parachutes down with scattregun
>all other keys
don't do anything
>mouse1+2
mouse1 applies jarate to your shots, mouse 2 gives you infinite clip and guarantees a hat will drop to one person in the game

>STATES
>+50% fire rate and 200$ ammo rate on scattergun
>+100%bonk atominc bunch rate of fire
>+5 mini bonk sentries immune to stickies
>+pistol replaced with stickybomb launcher that autokills anyone not wearing a hat
>- no random critikal hits
>>
>getting hammered by team of stickyfags and airblast noobs
>they act like tryhards because they think they have actual skill
>get them all with vanilla rocket launcher
TF2 is great.
>>
>>259613596

of course i believe it, you moron. do you think every post on /v/ is a joke or something?
>>
>>259613901
>backpedaling
It might just be the best spy watch if it lasted a bit longer, but valve only makes sidegrades and not full upgrades.
>>
>>259614056
If you use some sort of crazy hat setup, you 100% invalidated the point of kicking their ass
>>
>>259600215
xX_skrillleXxD_Xx kills you 5 times in a row
>>
>>259613732
I know, it's retarded, but it would bring Tomislav back to OP levels, making most other miniguns useless in the fact that it removes the biggest issue with movement speed on the slowest class. They already had to rework the GRU.
>>
>>259607630
less than you have dicks in your mouth
>>
>>259612064
>two minis at once
I know this is all bait, but I think the best way to solve the mini sentry problem is making it cost 101 metal
>>
>>259614239
>crazy hat setup

There are non-crazy hat setups in TF2?
>>
>>259610510
You'd be surprised how many people fall for it if you keep jump crouching while disguised as Scout
>>
>>259614879
Gibus or party hat
>>
File: Soldier's stash.png (83KB, 512x512px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Soldier's stash.png
83KB, 512x512px
>>259614879
>>
>>259606470
>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE... AY!
>>
>>259614879
Sniper and Spy update hats, except Football Helmet.
>>
File: 1407533013089.jpg (35KB, 536x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1407533013089.jpg
35KB, 536x720px
>>259610546

>use to be kickass at sniper guy
>play pipe demo 1 day
>no longer good at sniper
>>
>>259610572
pyros fucking fun though, heavy needs a redesign
hes just so fucking boring to play as
theres nothing special you can do aside from toss sandviches to medics or go joke class mode
you could replace most heavies with ai and the difference wouldnt be noticeable, he exists only to be a meatshield and do insane amounts of damage brainlessly
>>
>Have one of the strongest guns at a range per shot in the game
>nah imma try my ebin stairstab instead
>>
File: Mike tyson.jpg (11KB, 368x357px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Mike tyson.jpg
11KB, 368x357px
>mfw killing full health heavy as scout
>>
>>259606470
>Every one of you deserves a MEDIC
>>
>>259614412
>See really shity enemy sniper
>Standing still, machina and gibus, shooting for the head but missing every single time
>Decide to fuck with him for a while
>Cloak and run up next to him, disguised as another sniper
>Spam jeers as he misses
>tells me to stfu in chat
>Get bored after a while
>Pull out Ambassador
>Shoot him once, headshot
>Right before the second shot, he turns and crits me with his Kukri
>>
>>259614879
>All original hats except Foozball helm
>Most medic hats
>Scotch Bonnet
>Party Hat
>Gibus
>Bald class hat
>>
>be good enough at sniper that people think I'm a sniper main
>can't get ambassador headshots

I swear, airshots as soldier are easier for me than headshotting with the ambassador.
>>
>>259614879
I don't even have any hats
>>
>>259615831
I feel your pain.

So many times I find myself running away from Pyros after getting caught and I miss literally every shot.

I'm not even on fire yet half the time.
>>
File: dangit.jpg (3KB, 64x45px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dangit.jpg
3KB, 64x45px
>>259615604
problem was not going for a disgrace stab right after
>>
File: jeff keyley.png (184KB, 636x304px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jeff keyley.png
184KB, 636x304px
>>259610546
>capping heads as a sniper with 2-3 dominations
>some guy changes to a sniper and shoots me in the head while I'm aiming at a soldier elsewhere
>Faggot got revenge on Anon
>"MY JOB HERE IS DONE "
>Faggot left the server
>>
You fags need to stop greentexting and spouting stupid memes in pub servers it's embarrassing. You know who you are
>>
File: 1396380238916.png (349KB, 439x445px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1396380238916.png
349KB, 439x445px
>Strange Sniper Rifle
>Cloaked Spies killed part
This happens way more often than I expected.
>>
File: nigger1.png (31KB, 121x143px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
nigger1.png
31KB, 121x143px
>>259616309
This. These retards are more insufferable than fucking bronies. Probably about equal to the furfags who spam yiff shit in chat every time they get a kill. Using lel or any other 4chun lingo counts too. Why can't idiots just play a game without having to identify themselves with some kind of autism?
>>
File: superman is angry.jpg (21KB, 341x382px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
superman is angry.jpg
21KB, 341x382px
>kill a Spy
>taunt
>he stabs me in the back
>"you just got dead ringer'd.tiff"
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
>>
File: 8iGuuAK.gif (1MB, 300x169px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
8iGuuAK.gif
1MB, 300x169px
>>259614598
Nah, the best way to solve the mini sentry problem is by forcing shit scouts to git gud
>>
>>259616309
Yep. People should Constantly shit on the other team in chat and go salt mininginstead
>>
File: 1408818923154.gif (910KB, 500x333px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408818923154.gif
910KB, 500x333px
>other team is so shit I can capture the objective while doing the conga
>>
>>259616402
>Anime
Do you even know where you are?
>>
File: Drop the bait dude.png (86KB, 620x246px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Drop the bait dude.png
86KB, 620x246px
>>259616906
>>
File: 1379994860450.gif (498KB, 255x235px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1379994860450.gif
498KB, 255x235px
>that guy who spectates for a second so you aren't dominating him anymore
bitch i'll do it again lol
>>
>>259616609
Why is wrangling mini-sentries so much fun?

>>259616906
This post is off-topic.
>>
>>259616906
The question is do YOU know where you are
>>
File: 1367342038832.jpg (18KB, 263x242px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1367342038832.jpg
18KB, 263x242px
>playing HL
>>
>>259617224
This is /v/. TF2 is a video game. /v/ is not /a/. Go and try to post a TF2 thread in /a/ and see where it gets you
>>
>>259617374
That's a silly leap of logic. Posting SpongeBob images is okay. But that doesn't make it automatically /co/.
>>
File: 1373559425137.jpg (46KB, 1674x854px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1373559425137.jpg
46KB, 1674x854px
>>259617374
You heard it guys, he is asking for anime reaction pics!
>>
>Spy
>Relatively high skill ceiling but attracts new players
>New players don't get any better and complain
And that's how the Dead Ringer was made.
>>
Why do so many shit medics cling to vaccinator?
>>
File: 1295125396964.jpg (25KB, 305x315px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1295125396964.jpg
25KB, 305x315px
>>259617374
>>
File: 1159908442443.jpg (33KB, 742x557px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1159908442443.jpg
33KB, 742x557px
>>259617374
>>
>>259617740
SpongeBob isn't samefaced thinly veiled porn
>>
File: 1495782904.jpg (4KB, 146x191px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1495782904.jpg
4KB, 146x191px
>>259617249
>playing 4s
>>
>>259617893
Because it's fun, and it makes for more active medic gameplay.
>>
>>259617893
it makes other snipers angry
>>
>>259610854
>The same spy dies in the killfeed 2 seconds later
>>
/whodontcareaboutgamebutlikescomicsandlorehere/
>>
>>259617893
Man vaccinator requires most skill to use. Too bad about the overheal pentaly
>>
File: grinseloli.png (278KB, 406x385px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
grinseloli.png
278KB, 406x385px
>>259617374
>>
File: 1406261215543.jpg (61KB, 400x400px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1406261215543.jpg
61KB, 400x400px
>playing the FPS equivalent of ASSFAGGOTS
>>
>>259612676
Nice.
>>
>>259609997
My flare gun doesn't think the same
>>
>>259615428
whenever i play spy i get like three times as many revolver kills as backstabs
>>
File: phillip j tween.png (65KB, 183x253px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
phillip j tween.png
65KB, 183x253px
>>259611021
I don't get it
>>
>>259618325
>YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>
File: killme.png (75KB, 359x535px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
killme.png
75KB, 359x535px
>>259617374
no one that's not an autist will give a shit if i post a tf2 pic in a thread there
>>
File: 1348882826580.jpg (151KB, 500x280px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1348882826580.jpg
151KB, 500x280px
>>259620528
>set scout on fire
>he panics and runs
>predict his movement and land the flare kill before he reaches the health pack
>>
File: mmfroakie.png (13KB, 483x506px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mmfroakie.png
13KB, 483x506px
>tfw accidentally locked myself out of steam

goddammit steam support hurry up and reply to me, I can't go anymore days without my vidya fix
>>
File: 1392406734232.jpg (55KB, 800x900px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1392406734232.jpg
55KB, 800x900px
>>259617374

>complaining about anime on a *chan

adorable
>>
>>259618671
If the immunity effects lingered for like 2 or 3 seconds on a heal target it'd be really nice to use.
>>
Welcome to TF2 how rich are ya?
>>
File: 0000.png (278KB, 500x381px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
0000.png
278KB, 500x381px
>Red team has a decent sentry nest
>Blue now has 3+ spys
>>
File: 1382847530264.jpg (37KB, 480x640px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1382847530264.jpg
37KB, 480x640px
>Kill opponent in relatively isolated area
>Think its safe to taunt
>"Teammate" comes around corner and starts making a B-line for my back
>>
>>259623274
>Name tag on normal weapon

Literally
Unironically

Threw up in my mouth

There goes my gains

thanks anon
>>
>>259623906
Nametags came out before strange weapons though
>>
File: yes he died.jpg (103KB, 941x706px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
yes he died.jpg
103KB, 941x706px
>>259609369
>>
>>259606470
STAND. ON. THAT. MMMMMMMMMEDIC!
>>
>>259608539
>>
>>259601821
>autist so asspained he felt the need to post a screenshot of it
>>
>>259616289
>implying you'll be able to leave a server with someone else dominating you without feeling terrible about yourself
>>
File: demo2.jpg (15KB, 353x215px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
demo2.jpg
15KB, 353x215px
Chargin' Targe & Eyelander Demo is best Demo.
>>
>>259625818
>Feel like quitting
>Get killed/lose the round
>Stay because I don't want people to think I raged
>>
>>259613054
>not taunting after killing someone when you can
u r mr gay
>>
>>259623906

Its okay. One day you'll git gud.
>>
Standing near the point does nothing! GET OOON THE MEEEDIIIIC!
>>
>>259607248
absolutely impossible to play a slow class in pubs without getting dominated by 5 enemy spies
I settled with scout
>>
>get called a w+m1 pyro
>get the combined fire achievement not even a minute later
>>
>>259610659
is medic the only class with several different direct upgrades to his melee?
I mean he has like 4 melees that are always better to have than the default
>>
>>259617374
>being that guy that spergs out about anime pictures
>>
>>259626485
It seriously easy though to play as w+m1 Pyro. I beat a guy who some gold level scout player on points in a pub by going phlog Pyro.
>dem rants about spawn camping
>>
Any tips for demoknighting?
It looks really fun, but i keep getting rekt
>>
>>259617374
>>
>>259611423
>join a server
>every class is picked at least once
>don't know which to use

>join a server
>2 of the classes aren't used, they're shit like sniper and medic or engie or something.
>go that class even though i'm bad at it
>>
>>259626716
You are forgetting Pyro whose stock melee is so shit that every other melee is a direct upgrade
>>
>>259626716
Practically any Pyro melee that serves a different purpose than pure damage is more useful, since you already have a melee primary.
>>
>>259612064
They need to move the full turning capabilities of the Tide Turner to the Wee Booties, because the booties are useless now. Maybe make it so ANY kill refills the charge with the Tide Turner to substantiate.
>>
>Pocket a phlog pyro.
>We lead the team in points after the winning cap.

It's a damn shame the propaganda that phlogs are noobs.
>>
>>259627052
Stop doing it, you scrub. Learn to aim pills instead.
>>
>>259627292
Agreed with as a demoknight player. It also makes every other shield shit on comparison.
>>
>>259613342
>reserve shooter
>can't be equipped by pyro
Why would you revert a change, and why does it matter anyway the RS isn't particularly op
>>
>>259608393

Because teleporters win games
>>
>>259627052
1001 Demoknights only, Final Destination
And of course don't ever use it on a serious map or you'll get destroyed
>>
File: 1408473767938.jpg (14KB, 360x360px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408473767938.jpg
14KB, 360x360px
>playing engie
>medic demospam combo keep kicking my ass
>finally get my wrangler
>i become invincible
>keep knocking those faggots back with my sentry
>win the match


felt good putting those shitters in there place
>>
>>259627407
If they ONLY use phlog then they are noobs. Also, phlog is either op or up depending on the opposite team. The lack of airblast really makes the Pyro meat for good soldiers and demos
>>
>>259627285
>>259627234
that makes sense.
>>
>>259601372
>>259608806
>>259608924
is it a bad image though? Honestly who cares where it came from. inb4 TIDF
>>
I am an unapologetic sticky spamming ultrafag. I will not quit until valve renerfs the sticky launcher.
>>
>>259627292
This. Tide Turner outclasses all other shields with it's buffs
If the Wee Booties had the full turn buff instead it would fix all the problems. Plus Splendid Screen with full turning sounds fun as fuck
>>
>>259627463
But learning how to aim with pills is an essential part of demoknight anon. If you miss your target or in a 1 v 2 situation then you have no choice but to pill them.
>>
>>259610601
I'd make its building speed 1, only 1 second slower. that ONE second is enough for a scoot' to either find cover or start strafing around it to shoot it down
>>
>>259607951

The minisentry is not overpowered anymore. It was back when it healed during setup, but not anymore.
>>
File: bubbledog.jpg (56KB, 500x594px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
bubbledog.jpg
56KB, 500x594px
>>259600381
>>
>three heavies are coming
>tell team to take cover
>lol go back to children's online daycare you retard
>everyone dies
>>
>>259616592
>using lel

here's the thing: it's redditfags who say lel

they see epik screencaps xDDDDd of 4chan and try using our language for some fucking reason

it's annoying as fuck, I have a friend who browses reddit and he says lel literally after every sentence, and says mfw when he clearly doesn't even know what it stands for
>>
>>259627021
Wait, were you on harvest and was your name Atomica? I played with you faggot. I swear all you did was w + m1. Funny how you ran away when I went soldier and dominated your ass.
>>
>>259629230
>nobody ever listens to me when I retreat and say "sentry ahead"
>they run straight into the killing zone without thinking
>killed by the sentry immediately
>>
>>259629697
FUCKING. THIS.
>>
File: 16335436.jpg (99KB, 639x588px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
16335436.jpg
99KB, 639x588px
>>259600215

He laughs like this:

>HON HON HON HON HON HON
>>
>>259628050
>TIDF
Ho wow its worst then i expected.
>>
>>259629510
Nope! Like I said here>>259627937. Phlog pyros are bad against a half decent team and also they are very common. You are mistaking me for someone else.
>>
File: 1396314014346.png (103KB, 700x700px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1396314014346.png
103KB, 700x700px
>>259601909
>>
>>259610546
play quake or UT
>>
>>259606470
You. YES, YOU. You are BAD.
>>
>>259600215
>still playing TF2
>2014
>>
>>259627052
you can demoknight, but you must use pipe or else everyone with range can kill you
>>
>>259612676
Em, what? Ubered heavy din't kill him in 2 seconds?
>>
>>259610749

Then why not disguise as soldier or demon who are generally hunched over?
>>
>>259601821
>look, I can inspect elements in Chrome!
>>
>>259630369
>not playing video games on /v/'s schedule

the horror
>>
>playing TF2
>everytime an obnoxious fag laughs, he has his mic on when he is laughing
>he transmits his coughs, sneezes and yawns while having the mic on
>all on push to talk

Why are these people allowed to live?
>>
>>259633036
>why doesn't TF2 have a mute function?

But anon, TF2 DOES have a mute function.
>>
File: 1392563289341.gif (468KB, 500x376px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1392563289341.gif
468KB, 500x376px
>Be the last kill in CS:GO
>Guy teabags me after killing me
>>
>go to community servers
>KILLING SPREE-RAMPA-DOUBLE KIll!
>Shitty HL-radio comes on
>disconnect
>quit
>rethink life
>>
>>259632120
Speed penalty
>>
File: 1373854410495.png (149KB, 313x333px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1373854410495.png
149KB, 313x333px
>>259610546
>want to git good with a particular class
>our team always has like five people playing that class
>never get to play that class because I need to cover our team's bases
>>
File: dubblecross.jpg (161KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dubblecross.jpg
161KB, 1024x768px
>>259625147
Ooh! I've got one of those!
>>
File: gaben pimp.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gaben pimp.jpg
1MB, 1920x1080px
LEETLE MEN STEAL OUR -DOKTOR
>>
>>259607248
wake me up when it's coward killing time guys
>>
>see tf2 thread
>desire to play
>start up game
>browse server list
>quit game
>>
File: Braaaaaap.jpg (100KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Braaaaaap.jpg
100KB, 1024x576px
>>259610137
>>
Ohhhhh! It is sad da-pootispencer-TAKE DAT-Daaah daah dah dah DAAH dah da da dah da DAH
>>
>>259600381
>tumblr OC

I think we found the real faggot here
>>
>>259606470

>New scout taunt
>That's what happens when you NEED A DISPENSER HERE
>>
I actually just came back to tf2 after like 2 years and I forgot how fun this game was. The only thing that sucks is that pub players are even worse nowadays and not a lot of people talk.

Also how the hell do you guys make friends in this game? I made like 15 or so great friends from this shit years ago but now I can't even get people to talk.
>>
>>259639080
You pick up a "clan" server and try to mingle with the people there.
>>
File: be efficient.jpg (138KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
be efficient.jpg
138KB, 1280x720px
>professionals have standards
>>
File: 1359940313333.jpg (29KB, 316x331px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1359940313333.jpg
29KB, 316x331px
>>259606470
Aye thanks, DO- MEEEEDIC!
>>
File: very good.png (16KB, 104x112px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
very good.png
16KB, 104x112px
>>259607248
>>
>>259607248
>can't rocketjump
play heavy
>can't hit pipes or stickyspam
play heavy
>can't deal with scouts low health
play heavy
>too slow for reflects
play heavy
>too dumb for sentry placements
play heavy
>aim is too shit for sniper
play heavy
>can't get behind people's backs
play heavy
>only healing one person
play heavy
>>
>>259606470
THERE CAN BE ONLY MEEEEEDIIIIIIICCCC

IM GONNA STICK ME THUMBS IN YOUR EYES AND HANG ON TILL YOU NEED A DISPENSER HERE

THIS IS MY POINT AND YOU WILL HELP ME DEPLOY A DISPENSER HERE

ILL NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN, THAT YA SUCKED MEH DICK
>>
>>259641752

ILL NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN, THAT YA SUCKED MEH DICK

>>>259640732
>>
>>259631673
Shitty Heavy and the magic of the poof.
>>
>>259627052
use the Caber and convince the other demo's to caber aswell

its the only way
>>
>kill spy
>taunt instantly
>by the time he dead ringers, taunt is over and i kill him again
>taunt again

welcome to TF2, where every match is easy mode
Thread posts: 292
Thread images: 106


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.