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huh
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>you will never hang out with The Sess and Quinn
WHY IS SHE ALWAYS LOOKING UP?
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Post your fucking haxxor face
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>>259128004
Need the censored nudes please.
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>SJWs actually believe /v/ is hacking them
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HACKING GENERAL

FIREWALL YOUR CPU
BACKUP YOUR BINARY
ENCRYPT YOUR DOS
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first for Sess failed damge control hilarity.
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Sess i really respect you.
pls respond to this post
also i would like if you could hook me up
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>>259128004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUyNEIsJ7Tk
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http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764

ARCHIVE OF THREAD THEY WERE BROWSING

NO HACKING
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awoo
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i have begun backtracking the router mainframe, already beyond the firewall and into the ip
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>>259128329
I seriously hope they're smarter than that.
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I haven't seen /v/ move this fast in a while.

Unfortunately, I missed when Kamiya showed up. I'm glad I'm at least here for this.
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JUST TRY AND STOP ME NOW FUCKERS
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>>259128321
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>>259128451
Oh you.
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>>259128262
Can someone post the tutorial on how to exchange thumbnails for .png files?
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>>259128353
I wish my head was a fucking triangle. My headbutts would be deadly.
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>>259128451
They're not. In fact, they're browsing /v/ right now and still accusing us of hacking them.
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>tfw Adam will never suck on your Peenis Weenis for crack
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>>259128004
>has to browse 4chan with two white knights by her sides, literally

keks and lels
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THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>THE SESS HAS FOUND YOU!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
>RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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WE DEFCON 1 NOW
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I know a lot of you guys didn't start on /b/, so you don't know how to hack the legion way. But I can help.

First, things first.

You need to install the secret hacker operating system, Ubuntu.

http://www.ubuntu.com/
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How fucking moronic are they?

This picture is going to haunt them.
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>>259128414
Is it time for awoo?
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>>259128451
lol
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IM HACKING YOUR SHIT SESS, IM GOING TO RENAME EVERY PROGRAM ON YOUR SYSTEM, TO DRIVE YOU UP THE FUCKING WALL, THEN YOU'LL KNOW TRUE FEAR.
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ATTENTION ALL /v/ CYBER PALADINS

ZOE HAS LAUNCHED AN ARMY OF CYBER DEMONS INTO 4CHAN'S MAINFRAME

we're gonna need to put on our Oculus Rift headsets and get into the cyberscape to stop this thing

DEUS VULT
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>>259128471
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>>259128614
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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>4chan are hacking women devs to oppress them

The idea that anyone on 4chan is capable of hacking is laughable. But I honestly don't see Sessler's angle on this issue. I doubt he'd care about fucking Zoe, is she paying him with coke?
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>>259128614
nooooo please don't make me support incestuous gaming journalism and nepotism
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>>259128321
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>>259128614
timestamp or gtfo
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I've gained access to Zoe's systems and Sessler's coke stash by reprogramming themainframe by means of subatomic tachyon particles being reroute through the sensor array. That should drop their shield long enough to beam Sessler's coke into Cargo Bay 2.
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>>259128656
They're in the games industry so they're already not that bright.
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>>259128614
Good try. Like he would know how to greentext.
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>>259128713

NO

MY HACK TOOLS
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>watching hack attempts
GOAT happening
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>tatoos going up arm onto hands

well they will never have a respectable job ever

thats right below having a facial tattoo.
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>>259128471
JESUS STOP MAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO
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>>259128753
White knights gonna white knight.
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>>259128753
Coke and BJs.
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>>259128004
>bringing your laptop to a bar
>browsing 4chan in public
>browsing 4chan IN A BAR
Can't make this shit up folks.
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>>259128004
This is fucking silly. The trying to look cool by flipping off is just the fucking icing on this god damn cake
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>>259128520
Wasn't it already a triangle? Or is there another reason you can't take your head out your ass?
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HACK THE PLANET
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>>259128414
>>259128664
WAN
WAN
WAN
WANWAN
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Trying to hack me? I've put up Norton firewall, good luck.
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Yeah Adam, I'm gonna hack you so hard
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>>259128004
This looks like a huge cry for attention.
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>>259128753
4chan is surprisingly resourceful when it really matters, but you can't "see" someone hack you unless they're doing something dumb like RATing you and opening and closing your CD drive.
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>>259128471
KYLE, PLEASE. YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

IF YOU GO INTO THE MAINFRAME FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS, THEY'LL BE ABLE TO DOUBLE-REACHAROUND YOUR FIREWALL AND REFRESH FIREFOX

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE FIREFOX, MAN
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>>259128842
>well they will never have a respectable job ever

They're in the games industry.
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>>259128004
Seriously guys let's forget this bitch. Her career has been severely crippled to a point that she'll never be taken seriously again.

We need to focus on using this to prove how distrustful Kotaku is and tearing their hypocritical temple down upon their own heads. We have this great opportunity, let's not squander it.
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search_string:Zoe_Quinn;
search_target:Social_Security_Number;
search_database:http://www.ssa.gov/ssnumber/;
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>>259128842
What about snake bites? Those nasty lip piercings that go on the edges of the lower lip?

I know a girl who's trying to double major in Psychology and Philosophy. Is she quintuple fucked?
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>>259128321
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>>259128451
But if you pretend the evil 4chan is hacking you then all your SJW friends will post how brave you are!
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HEY LOOK AT ME IM HACKING
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>>259128004
So, they are publicly admitting they come here.

What exactly does that do for them?
It proves that they:
- anonymously post in here like everyone else
- may post stirring shit just to come off as victims
- they read ON PURPOSE insults posted towards them in a public place, just to complaint about it (akin of entering a bathroom just to get mad at insults towards you written on the wall)

Why, again, WHY the fuck would they want to publicly acknowledge they post here?
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>>259128803
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3qHepWxn-k
Reminder they learned about hacking from this vid.
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>>259128753
I don't think you understand the media's modern definition of hacking.

Half the hackers that went to jail for lulzsec and anonymous were literally just DDoSing with LOIC, and old /b/tard script kiddy tool.

Shit has a fucking GUI.
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REMEMBER GUYS

ARCHIVE THESE THREADS AS PROOF OF THEIR LIES
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T???H???????E??? ?????????S?????E?????????S?S???????????? ?????H???????????A???S???? ??????????F?????????O????????U????N???????????D????? ????????????Y???????O????????U?!??!????!??!??????????!????????
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>>259128471
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Zoe Quinn has a huge pussy
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>>259128471
JESUS MAN CONTROL YOURSELF THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE FIGHTING FOR
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>>259128859
I just called Moot leader of anonymous and he said hes uplinked to rapistnet and is currently uploading a terabyte of CP to Sesslers iPad
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>>259128954
>opening and closing your CD drive
>dumb

take that back faggot
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Hey Adam which 2hu is your favorite?
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>>259128956
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FIREFOX? OH THE HUMANITY!
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>>259128004

This is what I imagine Zoe and Adam are doing right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8yLB1KA9Y
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>>259128321
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Christ, case point for not dying your god damn hair all the time, that looks like shit.
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>>259128321
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>>259128941
I'VE GOT A NORTON SUPERSOAKER PROGRAM, YOUR FIRE WILL SIZZLE OUT AND FAIL YOU
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>>259128471
>Locale set to Japan

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAABBBBB
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>>259129110

thank you based moot
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>>259128992
Cockrails?
Nah, you can get away with those.
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>>259128901

Aren't those things really loud?
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Can you imagine those fucks browsing this thread and this board right now

Just picture Sessler and Zoe browsing all these posts seething with misogyny and shooting down all those hack attempts in real-time
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>>259128321
>work as computer support in IRS
>literally my face when everyone has a problem with something
>they still call me a hacker despite telling them what i do
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what the fuck is he even talking about?
Does he really thin we are hacking him?
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REMINDER THAT JON IS NOW STREAMING

SHIT WILL OBVIOUSLY GO TO SJWGATE

GET IN HERE
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>>259128939
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My memory block got hacked after visiting Quin's Twitter.

I've called 911 and informed my congressman.
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How is "taking a snapshot of people going into 4chan" proof of "witnessing game devs getting hacked in real time" ?
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>>259128321
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>>259128954
Haha fuck, the ol' cup holder style. Good fucking times.
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>>259129037
Duly noted
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when will you fags let her fade into obscurity where she already was? Do you honestly think 2 fake DOX's wasn't a sign that MAYBE she wanted a shitstorm to revolve around her and get attention and free money from white knights?

Do you idiots not realize how many gullible clowns will blindly protect and give money to someone because they are a girl? especially if she claims she's being attacked by a big bad internet entity?

You already did your part, /v/. The word is out there, now fuck off and let the flame war do it;s thing.
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>>259128859
>Browsing 4chan IN A BAR
>Claiming you're WATCHING HACKING

The stupidity has layers, like an onion
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OOOOOOH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY
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https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502640722731073536
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT.
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Wait, did she get the Sess to pound her for some cocaine?
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>>259129134
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http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764

ARCHIVE OF THE THREAD THAT THEY WERE BROWSING
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&&backtrace.user.adam.sessler...
100%
&&****phone.number([911])
&&microsoft.text.to.speech "Hello, I would like to report usage of the drug crack-cocaine."
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>>259128992
> Psychology and Philosophy
I don't she'll have to worry about trying to find a job anytime soon
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>>259129250
The only real hack here is you, Sessler.
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REMINDER THAT WE HACK NOW
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>>259129250
You're drunk, Sessler, go home.
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>>259129124
It's fun to do, but it's literally babby's first step into hacking.
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>>259129171

>NTR

PANIC
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>Adam fucking Sessler feels the need to weigh in
He's been nothing but a punchline for Cocaine jokes for the past year/s
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Are you kidding me.
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>>259129067
tfw when you'll never figure out how to make these
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>>259129250
Oh my god, that's fucking amazing.

He actually believe all those command prompts are hacking tools.

I'm dying
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watch me hack the white house using 4chan

12903812313030124
=============================
hacking in progress........
>UNATCO: HACKED
>STATUE OF LIBERTY: HACKED
>WHITE HOUSE: NOT HACKED

shit
they got me
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For the non believers.


Cheers
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Reminder that JonTron is being the hero /v/ deserves, not the hero they want, by actually playing vidya instead of gossiping.
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>>259128471
Bet the reason your system locale is in Japan because of those porn games.

Right?
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>>259128004
What's with this gen obsession with the middle finger?
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as an it professional I can say that there are tons of exploits that are found daily and they are also well documented the moment they hit (most of the time) but you have to know where to look.

That's all I can really say. If you're entry level I'd suggest looking into sql injection

keep in mind that it can lead to a felony charge especially if you are inside US and "targeting" a .gov website.

proof of concept, and I dont recommend it. Faggots like this give me a job but its still annoying.
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>>259129250
It's time like this you realise how fucking clueless Sess is
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>>259129124
i used to script kiddie people on AIM and open their CD drives

it was pretty funny
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>>259128471
You are in the matrix the only way out is to kill yourself. The machines are harvesting your electricity. You will die a virgin outside the simulation. The only way out is to kill yourself.

kill yourself now before it's too late!
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>>259129424
*nods respectfully*
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Daily reminder that "that" position is mortifying.
Was it the smell or what he saw?
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>>259129396

PRESENT THIS TO HIM
http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764
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>>259129037
it's proof of murder; they mutilated my sides
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>>259129137
HE DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE IN THE WORLD ONCE THEY UNLEASH THE BACKEND VIRUS EVERYONE HAS ON SOLITAIRE.

THE "DEALT A BAD HAND" VIRUS IS NIGH UNSTOPPABLE. NOT EVEN NORTON CAN STOP IT.
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>>259128321
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>>259128614
They called me crazy for saving all those silica packets. Bring it, Sess. But first, how would you like a pre-battle line or two?
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>>259128816
Maybe he learnt while viraling here.
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>>259128321
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http://hackertyper.com/
Take screenshots and claim you're a l33t hacker
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>>259128353

Wow that maybe the most cringe/beta thing I've ever read.
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>>259128321
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>>259128321
OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO HACK THE INTERNET TODAY
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>>259129397
Are you twelve?
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>>259128004
>those thick black glasses
>sticking your middle finger up in a picture
>laptop at a bar
>browsing 4chan in public
>hand tattoo
>positioning drinks in frame to show what a cool beer drinker you are
>thin, greasy purple hair
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>>259129424
That isn't the same bar.

Post picture with Zoe and that guy from Pineapple express to her right.
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ALMOST THERE
I JUST NEED 30 SECONDS TO REROUTE THE SIGNAL
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I see 3 hacks. No hacking though
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>>259129338
They're clearly browsing an NSFW board, probably /pol/
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>>259129409
no you idiot the command prompts are in response to that tweet
we're mocking him
but i'm pretty sure he was trolling us first
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>>259128004
That doesn't look like adam sessler. The one i know is bald and old.
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>>259128004
wait so sess really is fucking zoe?
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I'M GONNA DO IT
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OH FUCK GUYS, MY VAN EXPLODED
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>>259129396
It's impossible to fight retards, no one can be this stupid.
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>>259128004
Ok. Wait. I see some guy and I assume Sessler is holding the camera.

But where are the other 3 guys?
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YOU ADAM WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU USED TO BE SO COOL ;_;
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>>259128321
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>>259129250
>Crime of who they are
No. Unless Zoe is all indie devs
>Who they associate with
Yes because you're JOURNALISTS who REVIEW the things they PRODUCE and you have just INVALIDATED any and all OBJECTIVITY of any piece you write on their products

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS HARD TO UNDERSTAND?
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>>259128501

Jim Sterling will not be pleased to hear you've found this picture of him. Luckily he's busy sucking Zoe Quinn's pussy lips while hiding behind the term feminist and building up strawman arguments in an effort to knock them down before ever having to address them, and of course doing so in the most condescending manner possible.

Just be careful.
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>>259129415
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js02m-7qHyE
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>>259128321
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coming for you sess
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>>259128471
implying i will not pull the plug seconds before you hack me
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Hey Adam Sessler, report rulebreaking threads.
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>>259128367
So fitting.
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the fuck are you implying you junkie
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Her allies have almost brought us down. Their backhacks are deleting 4chan.

We should regroup while we can, everyone to
http://boards.4chanDOTorg/z/

It won't be long before all the boards are down.
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>>259128004


Hey Zoe, Adam and the guy in the Red shirt who most likely loves to get pegged.

I'm an /sp/ (sports) user and I don't care bout vidya (only the casual dudebro games like madden and COD and Destiny and I occasionally play Rogue Legacy)

The best advice I can give you is just ignore everything and it'll smooth over. Learn to roll with the punches and not be reactionary to what is said about you. It'll subside and learn to use the ignore button on twitter and not respond negatively.

Also /v/ isn't that bad of a board, /a/ is way worse
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>>259128321
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THEY'RE SENDING US A MESSAGE

ENHANCE THE IMAGE
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I need to favourite all these Tweets. Not because I agree with them but because they actually made me laugh out loud and I never want to lose them. Send them to Wizardchan, it might even make them crack a smile.
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>>259128321
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>>259129250
sessler what are you doing
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>>259129396
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>>259129642
Fuck he's delusional...
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YOU'RE FUCKED ADAM

I HACKED INTO YOUR EMAIL AND UPLOADING A VIRUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>
>Zoe getting hounded for abusing the myriad of relationships she's formed with specifically people in high standings in the gaming media
>I KNOW
>I'LL SHOW THEM
>I'LL POST ON TWITTER THAT I'M AT A BAR
>WITH PEOPLE IN THE GAMING INDUSTRY
>THAT'LL SHOW THEM
christ almighty what the fuck is wrong with these people
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GUY'S
WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE THERE TWEET AND DUMP A VIRUS ONTO THEIR SIDE OF THE ROUTER?
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>>259129709
>>259129707
what the fugg
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>We ebin hackarz now :^)

Seriously is that how deluded they are? There is nothing to "hack" we've already figured out how terrible a person she is.
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>>259129639

No. She's just his supplier.
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>>259129360
I never found loss funny, but this time I'm actually laughing.
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>>259128451
>libtards
>smart

Top kek.
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>>259128992
Angel Bites are better
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[ignorant paranoia intensifies]
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>>259129720
I'd hack that back.
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What the fuck does "enable 2-step" mean anyway?

Here you go 'sess', I'll enable some 2-step for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPmhmmeajW0

Have fun
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>>259129669
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*~YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO POST A QTP2T
MORE QT THAN ZOE QUINN~*
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>>259128004

>don't forget to wrap your willy
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I HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED

I REPEAT

I HAVE BEEN FOUND BY THE FBI
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>>259129719
Jesus fuck anyone with the slightest knowledge in tech would be able to tell he's full of shit, who does he think he's fooling?
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>>259129707
>>259129709
YOU PEOPLE
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Know the face of the man who defeated you, sessler. I've put on my hat. You're fucking done now. *unzips katana*
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>>259129642
What the fuck is with all these sjws having colored hair and why does it always look like shit

i dyed my hair blue for fun to see what it would look like but at least i take care of it enough to make it not look like shit. Does she even fucking wash it?
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>>259128321
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>>259129785
It's funny. They're in a bar showing us how little they care, while we're in this grand thread having a blast with B-movie tier hacking.
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>>259129723
>implying red shirt guy has good taste in fetishes
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>>259128321
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>>259128321
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>>259129589
INKERTON PLS GO
>>
UNATCO? THE BOMB? UNATCO?

Old men. Running the world. Vagina.
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SOON SESS

SOON I WILL HACK YOUR SHIT
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>>2591283210
>>2591283210
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>>259128321
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>>259129360
My sides!
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>>259129250
WATCH ME SESS, I'M MINUTES AWAY FROM HACKING YOU GUYS
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>>259128321
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>>259129707
>>259129709
Impressive
>>
someone photoshop a nude photo of her onto his computer
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Honest question.
Does anyone on /v/ even know how to hack/doxx people? When is our reputation as THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE gonna be cleared?
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I'M IN
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>>259128321
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>browsing 4chan in public.

And I thought /r9k/ was cringy.
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>>259129596
>Steroids
I am not sure, I dont think Sess owns a Van.
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i kinda like these replies
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>>259129250
this reminds me of how all those cops protested when they were charging officers for getting rid of parking tickets and other things for friends and fellow officers. they thought it just came with the job.
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>>259129657
IT'S THE FEDS
THEY BACKTRACED YOU AFTER YOU LINUXED THE REVERSE CACHE UNIX BYTES
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>>259129719
*cracks fingers*

heh... lets show these amateurs what for...

http://youtu.be/nBPK_oXeJgA
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>>259129678
conclusive video proof of jon hacking zoe
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>>259129397
u???????????????????r????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????a???????????????????????????? ????????????????????f?????????????????????a????????????????????g????????????????????????????????????i???????????????????????????t????????????????????????
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>>259129785
yeah she's been really fuckin dumb with her damage control so far.
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>yfw you realized Sess is an irredeemable idiot.
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>>259129941
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>>259129424
>i used to think you were hot shit
>you've become a tired old man who needs to shut up
i kek'd
>>
I don't get it.
All Adam has to do is fucking THINK and read the threads and see we aren't hacking shit.
There's no one trying to login to her shit, because we know everything already.

Just how much further can Sess become a monster?
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>>259129250
>Goes to a bar with a girl
>Brings a laptop so he can continue to post on Twitter

Seriously, why can't these hacks drop the twitter shit for an hour or two. It seems it's becoming a really invasive part of their life.
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>>259129589
Why are Chie's tits so big?
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I'll do it zoe. Unless i can become the 7th ;)
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>>259129589
INKERTON PLS STAY
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>>259128321
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>>259129838
>tell STRANGERS not do DANGER us
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>>259128471
>>259128713
>>259128827
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>>259129719
so this "Community" he is talking about is the gaming media and the indie devs, fuck the people who play games.
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>>259128004

i'm confused adam, are you guys hacking 4chan right now? i dont understand :(
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>>259128321
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>>259129396
1337 h4x
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>>259129396

He underestimates how stupid we really are.
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>>259129709
This guy is pretty good
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>>259129925
If they cared that little, they wouldn't be posting those pictures.
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>yfw Zoe Quinn is an aug

http://kotaku.com/woman-puts-deus-ex-on-computer-chip-in-her-hand-1573033542
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>>259129805
>dropping on their side of the router

Do you want to be caught? Any real hacker knows that the only way to drop a router bomb is through VPN-ISP injection
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All these people SJW basically amounts to:

>you don't agree with my opinion?
>you are x

x being anything and in this case it means:

misogynistic
anti-feminist
woman hater
assaulter
virgin

The reason why this happens is because they believe that they are in the right. They believe this so blindly, that they will make an excuse to paint the other person negatively right away by claiming these terms.

>how can I be wrong, when I know I'm right? That means that everyone who disagrees with me is wrong

Jesus, I though gaming was an open-minded industry? Yet they shut down and outright disregard criticism? Where are the discussions about it?

People don't understand that there are legit people criticizing this but they label all people as anti-feminist because of people trolling.

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING INTERNET.
>>
Thread theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ1-QlpcTjk
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>>259128321
>>
Guys really.

Zoe only knows how to use Twine.

Maybe she saw some c# and got scared and confused.
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>>259130017
Russle dropping the bants.
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>>259129910
AYY
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HAXXXXXXXXX3D BY LEETTTTT D000D69666


RUN NOW
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>>259129357

Sessler getting BTFO in an anonymous image board!
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I'M IN GUYS
WHAT SHOULD I DO TO HER?
>>
Where are the links Sess?
>>
I bet he's using vanilla 4chan and manually refreshing like a retard
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>>259128321
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>>259129357
Underrated post
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>>259130131
That's what i was implying.
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>>259130000
That rep does not belong to /v/, it used to apply to /b/ only
Also nice quads
check my 0
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>>259130017
>what would many of you good people do
a line or two
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>>259128321
Are we hackers on steroids again?
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Her computer has been compromised by my virus. It's going to send all her sensitive information to the 4chan database.

Pic related my virus
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heh
>>
>"Hey please don't talk without proof or doctored photos"
>this tweet chain
Is this how irony feels like?
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>>259128614
Maybe you should try getting a job.
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Why don't you guys show the real tweet?
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>>259129426
> VIDEO GAMES

Are you really here for that??...
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>>259128004
>>259129250
>>259129396
It's like they don't even know games like Risk Of Rain were made here.

War on Indies who we just donated $5k too? War on indies who actively post and communicate on here? No, just a war on your obvious lack of integrity you idiots.

We ain't hacking it out here, you are
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>>259130001

STOP MAN

TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
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>>259129396
How dare someone be accountable for their actions! Don't you guys realize that women should be free from accountability?
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>>259128004
They brought a laptop to a bar so they could browse 4chan in public.
>>
Wow did Adam Sessler block me?
All I did was say reasonable stuff and joke around without insulting Zoe's ugly face like a bunch of other people.
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>>259129941
>gay sex with hats on
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>>259130135
she's not a real cyborg

your implants have to have a function, work in symbiosis with your body in order to be a real auggie
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>>259129250
>Devs
He keeps saying that, Zoe is the ONLY ONE claiming to be hacked. I guess Zoe has now become every indie developer on the planet. And mean old 4chan is bullying her.
>>
>>259129852
>don't forget to wrap your willy just peeking into the shot

That got me way too fucking hard
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>>259128004
SOMEBODY POST SOME EMBEDDED PNG FILES AND UPLOAD A CHERRY BOMB TO THEIR DIRECTORY MAINFRAME
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>>259129709
>>259129707

HACKMIND
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>>259129941
Remember to post our new symbol of Anonymous.

The Hackor CIA man
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>>259128321
Go ahead! Try and stop me if you can!
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>>259129015
Is this for real ?
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>>259130203
repost
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>>259128321
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>>259130068
He knows. They all know. This is them trying to get revenge for getting BTFO so many times.
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Guys... Look.
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WE HAVE A SEARCH WARRANT FOR THE PREMISES. WE HAVE REPORTS OF ELITE HACKING. WE ARE COMING IN
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>>259129707
>>259129709
hacker mind
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>>259129396
He's autistic.
>>
>>259130205
I realise that now after hitting submit. Ignore my posts.
it's 3am over here
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>>259130017
I'm tired of SJW's being either hypocritically abusive (go die you nazi bigot fuck etc etc) or passive-aggressively vague about the state of "people". Seriously you can apply these kinds of comments to a billion and one current events.
>>
>>259129396
>crime for being who they are

A sociopath who sleeps with anyone and everyone to get ahead in an industry then uses her social media standing and followers to play the victim card?


Whatever. Nothing will come of Quinn, but look at it this way:

Anita made a Kickstarter and got 150K+. She didn't have to sleep with anyone to get that money.

Quinn slept with 5 guys and has made a measly 2K.

So... Congrats, Sess and Quinn?

I didn't know it was okay to sleep to get ahead in the games industry, but I guess it is... If you call this "getting ahead".

She'll carry this with her everyday. People will hear her name and immediately this is what they'll think. Her nudes will be posted every time she is brought up.

But hey, at least she made 2,000! It only cost her dignity and her public persona.

Yay, games industry!

Shame on you, Sessler. You have a wife. Don't get involved in this schoolyard drivel.
>>
Guys guys guy

we need to reverse the polarity
>>
>>259128471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE

OH NO YOU DON'T

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
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>>259130183
jumble up her keyboard, let she that bitch tweet now
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>>259130253
>>
>>259130068

You are acting like he thinks we are epic hackarz gaining access to the mainframe, we really aren't.

Adam Sessler is completely making this stuff up and he knows it. That is the worst part, the willful disregard of the truth to fit their own narrative just like mainstream media, its all come full circle.
>>
>>259130000
I can brute force hash and DDoS but all that other shit takes too long.
>>
>>259130384
Oh wow.
Hi, fags.
>>
>>259128471
>>259128713
>>259128827
I love you, /v/
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>>259130384
way to be 10 billion years behind
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/v/ have you doxxed her and sent her nudes to her entire family and everyone she went to high school with
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>>259128321
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>>259130384
ZOOM
ENHANCE
>>
>>259129258
WHERE IS THE STREAM?!
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>>259130183
>rotational velocodensity
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YOU GOT INVADED BY H4X3R
ALL YOU INFO IS GONE HAHAHHAA
>>
>>259128701
Desu vulva?
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>>259130226
Can I hug your virus, anon?
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>>259130267
Sessler has been a shit for several years now, he's past his prime sadly
>>
>>259128986
Wouldn't say that yet.

Most of the social sites that matter seem to be against her though, so as long as she is in the industry it'll all be brought up again whenever she does something.
>>
>>259130384
oh shit man
ENHANCE
BUMP UP THE RES
GET ME A REANGLE ON THAT AND CHECK THE REFLECTION.
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>>259130341
Don't speak so loudly about him.
No one must know our secret, anon
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>>259129858
2-factor authentication.

She's a retard.
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>>259128321
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>>259128321
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we are hacker
we are legun
we donut forgive
we donut forget
expecto petronum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quC1bCjTpaY

spread it like wild fire, /v/
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these people have literally no idea how computers work do they

jesus christ its 2014
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>>259128321
>mfw

www.rooshvforum.com/thread-39616-post-810253.html#pid810253
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>>259128004
>They honestly think this is cool

how pathetic can you be?
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JONTRON IS A FAT LOSER LULZ
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>>259129218
For some reason I read sessler and zoe as sess and zo

the patriarchy broke my minde
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>>259129657
they are fighting back!!!
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>>259130384
HOLY SHIT THIS ANON IS UNTO SOMETHING
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>>259130183
JUMBLE HER PROGRAM NAMES.
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Yet again, Adam tries his hardest to be relevant, only to become a fucking joke
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>these literal fucking retards aren't smart enough to use 4chan on their phone
>they have to be speshul snoflaxs and bring a fucking laptop into a bar
LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEM AND LAUGH.
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>>259128004
This is bait. He knows people are gonna chastize him/tell him the people in the bar are the bad guys, even if he's refering to Tumblr, reddit and 4chan's resistance.
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>>259130253
i just checked his twitter, fuck you, that is fake as shit.
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>>259129719
So I'm sitting here watching in real time how Adam goes full retard by calling "hacks" on twitter because he mistakenly thinks he is worth hacking
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>>259129424
Post a timestamp you coke snuffling lunatic
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HACKING TILL THE END

I'M DOING IT FOR YOU, /v/
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So is sessler doing this because no one cares about him anymore or what?

>Watching hacking attempts from an anonymous imageboard

Really? With all the news this is gotten they assume its 4chan? I get Chinese trying to access my hotmail almost daily I dont go around pointing fingers.
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>>259128471
This one is for you, Sess.
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>>259129657
ATTACK
DIE
MEET ON /i/ - INVASION
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I lost all my respect for Mike Ross
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>>259130384
God damn I wish we could have lewd on blue boards right now. The nasty looks they'd get.
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>>259130384
Don't be alarmed, that's our guy on the inside, giving us the confirmation to begin the hack attack

The athack.
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>>259130478

Chelsea Van Valkenberg or something might be her real name. Sounds fake as fuck but then again so does Zoe Quinn.
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>>259130426

Last time I did that, I ended up with a foul-mouthed chap who lost his recorder.
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>>259130183
i dunno dude, i got caught in the velcodensity vector web. looks like you've got yourself a pretty powerful deck dude... custom made i bet...
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>>259130039
p????????????????????????????l????????????s?????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????n????????????????????????o???????????????????????? ?????????????????????????b????????????????u??????????????????????????l???????????????????l????????????????????????y??????????????????????
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I'm fucking choking on pop tarts. oh my god this is just gold.
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>>259128262
Girls do this ALL the time. If you have a facebook You probably do you fucking normal you will start to notice it.
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Have we started the fire?
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>>259128004
SOMEBODY CALL FOX NEWS
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>>259128321
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>>259130000
nice quads dork
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THE AO IS A HACKSTORM
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>>259130569
ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL START HACK.DLL
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>>259130608
Tell Adam Sessler to close his Twitter account would be a good start.
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>>259130478

Nah, as funny as that would be, there already is enough shit to point out how terrible of a person she is without resorting to stuff like that.
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>>259128262
It's an ingrained reflex from making eye contact while sucking dick all the time.
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>>259130017
This dude used to write for a living?

What the fuck is this babble?
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We need to assemble a crack team of hackers. Someone get Commander Data, Neo, Oracle, Case, and the little girl from Jurassic Park on the horn!
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>>259129212
there's obviously someone sitting inside it.
That's just not how those things move. And they don't have elbows.
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>>259130384
CanI't see shit.
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>>259130569
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To Sess, Quinn, and guy who I don't know,

Alright so you're being hacked, but by who? It's not /v/ I can promise you that, as cantankerous as some jerkoffs here can be, no one would risk what we have against the journos by shit posting on your accounts and/or locking you out of them. It's common sense that us harassing you DOES NOT benefit our cause and we have made TONS of images specifically promoting the fact that we aren't after you, but rather those who abused their positions.

We also started to donate to TFYC (which, I really have no idea why you don't like them, they've got a good thing going on) in order to show that this isn't about women or the right to sleep with who you want. The MRAs who send you dumb harassing comments on Twitter aren't who we represent. We want to show those who are using the bad reputatipn of the site (established by few, supported by many) that we aren't on a sexist witch hunt here. We want nepotism in this industry to stop and stop RIGHT now.

Put it this way, as horrible as we seem to come off and as manipulative as we might seem to be, r/GirlGamers has agreed with many of the things we have said before (albeit, not with our name attached).

I really hope you look past the name 4chan and see what's really going on here.
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Gosh, this whole hacking thing really brings me back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1h-BAYSbE

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE GAME
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How's that coke addiction, Sessler? Upset that you didn't walk out with nearly as much cash as everyone else?
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>>259130341
>>259130535

I Get it now.

Holy shit, I get it now.

YOU HAVE AN ANONYMOUS AGENT IN THE CIA AND ITS THAT GUY.

WELL, I"M REPORTING THIS
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>>259130135
>linking shitaku
>Linking Patrica

Go away Patricia.
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Sorry guys I just got home

I think I can work out a way to hack zoe give me five minutes and we'll have her bank account
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I... I can't even tell what these people are trying to do.
I really can't. These people are past the event horizon where you can't distinguish real life from parody.
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>>259130478
>implying everyone she went to highschool with doesn't already have their own sex tapes with her
She put out for a fucking review score. She probably sleeps with so many guys hoping that at least one of them is into watersports so she doesn't have to walk all the way to the bathroom.
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HAHAHA I HACKED YOU SO GOOD ADAM

SO GOOD

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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>>259130384
ENHANCE, ENHANCE
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>>259130131
the consensus here, nobody cares, because no one here did anything. Shit like this is just amusing, but not amusing enough for a shitstorm. browsing 4chan in public, ick.
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What the fuck is wrong with him
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dont worry zoe
FBI contacted me
im from the counter hacker agency

these 4chan nerds are going down

================================
COUNTER HACKING IN PROGRESS......
SUCCESS.....
================================

you nerds are toast
no matter how hot your firewall is it cant handle me
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>>259130790
He's been on coke for a while.
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>>259128471
>not doing cd \
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>>259130608
Well if he'll look at these pictures...
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>>259128321
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>>259130761
YOURE CRAZY DAWG SESS WONT STAND FOR THIS
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>>259128321
I'M GONNA TRY AND REDIRECT THEIR FIREWALL!
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>>259129746

i found it
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>>259130712
C???????????????????????-???????????????c?????????????????????????a??????????????????????????????????????n?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????w??????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????? ????????????????????h?????????????????????-????????????????????h??????????????????????o????????????????????????l??????????????????????????????d???????????????????????? ????????????????h????????????????????????????????????a???????????????????????????n???????????????????????????d????????????????????????????s?????????????????????????????????????????????
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I have initiated my pro hacking software. Adam is finished.
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>>259129785
They don't care. Why should they? Even if their reputations take a hit, nothing will happen. These people have been building up their support system for years now, and we've known this for years. The second it started all of them rushed to twitter, not with the goal of defending her, but to deflect the problem onto her sex life. Why? Because it was the easiest way to take the high ground and protect themselves. They know what they're doing, all of them, and they don't care.

Look at this picture. Every single person here should know it well. The only difference between it, and Zoe, is that in her case the journalists were getting into bed with the developer literally, and not just figuratively.
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>>259130728
I don't, and never call me normal again, nerd.
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>>259130569

You'd be fucking surprised. I actually get shit like "WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME ON COMPLICATED AND BORING STUFF!?"

My inner /g/ was raging.
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>>259128321
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>mfw you will never had the advance tech Sess has to see hackers attempting to hack

>post yfw
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>>259130651
He likely blames 4chan and not his own stupidity for being run out of the industry. He wants revenge.
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>Not using the Upload hacking tool
Newbs.
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GUYS I'VE MANAGED TO HACK THE MAINFRAME AND DECRYPT THE FLUX CAPACITOR AND I'VE DOWNLOADED ALL OF THE INTERNET ONTO MY HACK DRIVE

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW
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>>259130894

>Mia Steinberg
>Steinberg

G-guys?
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>>259130740
That looks so much like Dystopia, the HL2 mod. Wow.
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>>259130943
WAKE UP AMERICA
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>>259128004
One of gaming journalism's most respected figures is outright lying.

SPAM TWITTER AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING PLACE WITH THIS SHIT DO NOT LET THIS GO
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SHUT IT DOWN
>>
ILLUMINATI
ALL THROUGH YOUR BODY
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Sess is trying to turn this into another "4CHAN ATTACKS WOMEN' bullshitfest.

DO NOT FUCKING LET THIS HAPPEN, /v/.

Stay focused on keeping games journalism free of editorial bullshit and nepotism.
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https://twitter.com/charlesrandall/status/502641617929785344
How stupid are they?
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does anyone have that image of all the people with 5 guys saying "hi zoe" with the fries?
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>>259130608
You know what really hurts communities? Cocaine
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>>259130384
TONE, PAN, SATURATION
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>>259130917
fuck me i knew there was a way
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>>259128471
Lets the show begin!
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uh, boss?
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>>259130852
You think you can do Matlab?
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>>259129424
OH NO PLEASE DON'T HACK 4CHAN IF MY MOM FINDS OUT I'M ON 4CHAN AGAIN I'LL BE GROUNDED AGAIN PLEASE SESS
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>>259128321
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What we should do is going to the kotaku (and all their allies) advertisers. Explain them that all the traffic the site receives comes from fucking people angry at their shit. And the main rule of advertising is that the viewer should be happy when they watch your ad. Lets cut their money.
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