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I'm done.
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>>259122764
Ah, good old Adam "Cokehead" Sessler.

Always good for a laugh.
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>>259122764

>I'm sitting in a bar with Zoe

Sess is gonna get some tonight.
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you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
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>>259122764
So Sess is the 6th?
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>hack attempts
what the fuck is he even talking about
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>>259123002
Dunno.
I hope someone asks him.
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>admitting youre meeting with her after all this shit

Is Sess the stupidest fucker yet?
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>>259122953

Or you become a douche over time and abuse drugs.
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>>259123002
Obviously he's got some Hollywood movie style setup that shows him hacks in real time.
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>>259123002
Oh don't you know? You can SEE people hacking you now. They put their face on a webcam over Skype and yell I'M HACKING YOU LOOK I'M HACKING YOU
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So is he the 6th guy now?
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*Zoe's sitting on my bar watching these hack attempts going down live.
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>>259123113
Cocaine does things to your mind
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>>259122863
man, I forgot about Adam "Powder Hoover" Sessler.
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Man I used to like this guy on x-play back in the day. Kind of sad to see what became of him.
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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME

THE

THIRD

FUCKING

TIME

ZOE IS TRYING TO FAKE A "HACK" ATTEMPT AND GARNER SYMPATHY FRMO THE MAINSTREAM

THIS TIME FROM PROFESSIONAL COKEFIEND AND LUDONARRATIVE DISSONANCE HAVER ADAM "BURNOUT" SESSLER

DON'T LET IT GO DOWN THIS WAY

DEMAND PROOF
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>>259123002
He means cocaine fueled imagination
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What the fuck is /v/ even doing

What is this drama.
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>>259123229
He's actually the fifth. One of the original five guys was a mistake assumption, it's why people aren't spouting the "five guys" meme any more.
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>Watching hacks going down

They're watching each other give oral? How wonderful.
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Tell me about Sessler, why does he wear that fedora?
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>>259122764
>this is a war on indie devs

what a fucking faggot
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>you will never sit in a bar with The Sess
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how does one watch a hack attempt go down? is she doing the hacking?
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>>259122764
>I'm done.
See you tomorrow
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>>259123390
No one cared who he was until he became a SJW.
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>>259122764
who gives a shit abut the whore. This whole scandal hurt her career pretty severely. She'll keep making "games" and her ever growing number of guys will praise it but we the consumers will know better. Do you think we'll ever buy one of her games again, most everyone will ridicule her in public for this by simply asking if it's true. Her career as an indie-dev is over.

Now we need to stop focusing on the whore and focus on those Five Guys who prove to show how fucked up gaming journalism is.
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damnit sessler
what happened
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They could record it with a mobile phone or something.
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How does one watch a hack attempt against their account?
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>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts going down live
What?
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>>259123464
Say what you like about him but cokeheads do throw the best parties.
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I was just about to post this.

Remember Xplay, when Adam was a cool mother fucker? Now he's a goddamn SWJ feminnazi who doesn't even do vidya games anymore.
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So a hack is watching another hack hack herself live?
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>>259122764
ZOE BOUGHT SESSLER WITH SEX CONFIRMED.
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"War"
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GONNA UNDRESS THE SESS
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>>259122863
What a card
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>>259122764
>This is a war on indie devs.
Inb4 some autistic youtuber makes a documentary about this shit with that specific title.
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>>259122764
>I am watching these hacks
>Watching
>hacks
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>>259122764
confirmed for being the devil
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I wonder how much coke she had to pay the sess to get him to clitride her this fucking hard.
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>>259123506
Like this.
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>>259123207
>>259123195
>>259123002
>>259123097
have you guys seriously never gotten e-mails when people try to log into some of your accounts without having the password?

Do you guys seriously think there aren't some morons out there trying without realizing how damaging it is to any discussion this whole situation could have caused?
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>>259123381
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>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
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>>259123593
I can USE out of PLACE CAPS to emphasize MY VAGINA
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le hackers on steroids
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somebody's going home together after the bar
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>>259123464
Thank god. I think I might lose it and glass him like Zoe glassed that tranny.
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>>259122764

SIX GUYS, SIX FLAGS GET ON THE WILD RIDE
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>watching hack attempts
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>watching these hack attempts

I don't even know where to begin with this.
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>>259122764
>Kristin Adams and Morgan Webb at a high-end club with their millionaire husbands
>Morgan asks her "hey, remember that coked out guy, Adam? What's he been doing?"
>"oh, yeah, I have seen him. All he does is hang out at bars with these weird tranny kids and talk about his silly computer games"
"OH MY GOD THAT'S PATHETIC"
>cute giggles
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>>259122764
neat, they have their drank AND their 2 step now.
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>>259122764
Quick, can anyone post the imgur of SJWs doxing people and threatening violence? I'm going to tweet it at them
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>>259123729
No, my e-mail isn't really that desirable, I guess.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
So who is up to making an edit of this?
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Funny, I used to like this guy when I was younger.
What became of Morgan?
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>>259122764
She is trying to shift the focus. Don't let her guys.
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Yeah two hacks sitting in a bar together trying to hack shit up

Real rich
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How the fuck do you watch hack attempts live?
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You guys do know that a hack also is someone who does a bad job, right? Like when /v/ argues?
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>>259122764
Six guys
Burgers Fries and Drinks
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FUCK YOU ADAM
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>>259123531
Memes aside, it's hilarious that it's the opposite.
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>>259123548

That kotaku article she wrote that was basically going "you can be a game developer too!" and then listing a bunch of drag and drop tools for making text adventures and point and click games was too much. Kotaku letting her write that article did more damage to her career than anything 4chan did.

I went to school for comp sci and had to deal with tons of kids who were "going to make the next great game" yet couldn't program. They are laughing stocks.

And yet she's going to write an article about how you can be a "game developer" by making point and click games that generate HTML files and then go "the only reason why I'm not treated like a real game developer is because I'm a girl!!!!!"

feminists game developers in a nutshell.
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>>259123842
Married into money.
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>>259123506
he created a GUI interface using Visual Basic to backtrace the IP address
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>2 step
How is dancing supposed to improve this situation?
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oh no! zoe found us she's hacking my comment

AJKFBN<F<gfb<> i8yuhjlhu8x,.; / e56,.ui":>:"}{?"}@_+#($)(*($*_(@*$(I* DJSKODJD<LAS> ASOP
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>>259123638
Nothing like that, she just lined him up a rail
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>>259123548
Unfortunately people are conditioned to buy shit even if they know the truth. More people know she exists now.
Tobacco sales went up when they started putting those warning labels on the packages.
People are retarded.
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>>259123593
If I had a twitter
>@Adam You and Zoe are in a bar watching a hack? So you are righting a new piece then?
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Who is Adam Sessler?
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>>259123304
Sessler is their proof.
And the fucked up thing is, he still has more creditability than us.
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Remember when Sessler just stood next to a moron and made dick jokes while kinda reviewing games?

That grown-up Butters lookin motherfucker made me laugh

Now this is all he is...
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>>259122764

Six Guys Great Adventure
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>>259123694
It'll be a joint venture between Boogie and Kotaku, and will feature a Phil Fish interview and an Egoraptor 'animation', I guarantee it.
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>>259122764
>mfw Sess just found the stash and now he is tripping ballzz!

Are these assholes insane or just stupid?
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>>259123593
He stood still and read a script every episode. The interns that wrote that shit were the cool motherfuckers, not him.
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>Watching these hack attempts go down live
What, are we CSI now?
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why the fuck do game devs and journalists just hang out together

how the fuck can that possibly lead to unbiased reviews/articles
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>>259122764
Nice sho- *checks his twitter* fuck its real!
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>>259122764
Why wouldn't he defend her. He is part of the corrupt media we are fighting. Admitting she had her fuck buddies did wrong to to admit that his entire career is a scam.

Fuck these "journalists"
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How much longer? How much longer will this go on for.
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>>259122764
shit.
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>>259123729
Never. Closest I ever got to that is those emails asking if you remember changing your password
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So like, what, they've got some freeware applet monitoring her social media and accounts that displays anyone attempting to enter bad passwords?

Anyone who is famous and has a twitter or a gmail that anyone knows faces this, at all times. This is nothing new. Nobody has actually hacked her.
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Stay vigilant: ZIDF is out in full force.
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>>259123921
Good for her
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>>259124017
Don't you mean 'dik dik jokes'?
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>>259122764
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLjphhzDDrY
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>>259122764
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Cui bono ...
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You fags do realize hack can also mean a joke of a person, no? He isn't using as muh 1337 haxxorz.
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>>259123995
Make a twitter you retard. It takes 30 seconds. It's important that we don't just sit around jacking each other off on /v/ all day. We need more boots on the ground.
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>>259122889

Probably already got a handjob as payment for that tweet.
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>>259122764
I couldn't give less of a shit about any of this, because none of it has anything to do with the very real conflict of interest between gaming press and its major ad providers

but how in the fuck does one watch a hack attempt live if the hacker is not in the room
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>>259124025
Boogie is against all that social justice shit. Check his twitter.
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>>259123729
Holy shit, shut up you sound retarded you stupid nigger cunt.
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>>259124048
*nods respectfully toward your fact checking*
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>>259122764
Can we just throw away all of the indie game developers and focus on big name developers. like i dont want to play a shitty clone of a good game.
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>>259123754
>They call themselves anonymous, they are hackers on steroids, treating the web like a real life video game.
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>>259123729
Nope.
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>>259122764
Zoe probably gave Sessler a line of coke off her vag at the bar.
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>>259124138
Of course.
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>>259123729
yes, but thats not exactly watching these hacking attempts go down live
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>>259123936
Dancing is cathartic as fuck, my nig.
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He will most definitely snort some coke off of her flabby ass
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>>259123728
these always make me want to punch my screen
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>>259122764
Adam why.

What happened to you? You used to seem to love the vidya. I looked up to you, watched Xplay erry day. Now the dream is dead, as dead as your career.

I'll always try to remember you for the good times though Sess.
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>>259123998
He once had a debate with Jack Thompson on tv.

Now he's a cokehead Social Justice Warrior.
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>he will be snorting coke off her tits
>concious drug use happens to be my fetisch
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>>259122764
>A war on indie devs
It's a war on censorship. The fact that so many people from the industry are crying wolf shows how fucked up the industry truly is.

Guy claims sexual harassment, attacked by people that weren't even there. Somehow the victim is the harasser.
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what the fuck is sessler doing these days?
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>>259122764
>I'm done.
Clearly you aren't because you made yet another one of these shitty threads. Newsflash: You aren't some Holy Paladin protecting vidya from the Dark Forces of Cultural Marxism. You're just a /b/tard who moved on from Scientology to Whores.

Not that you care anyway. You're going to do what you're going to do, and there's nothing anyone can do. Because you're saving video games. Just like you saved them from Anita, and just like you saved them from Jennifer Hepler and Bioware.
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>>259124134
>muh internet army
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>>259124048
*backflips off computer desk*
*raises paw*
fug ur rite !!!
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How can Zoe know what a hack attempt is when she didn't even know about IP look up?
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>>259123002
a group of people are hacking random indie game developer skype accounts, adding everyone in their contact lists, and whinging about zoe.

skype apparently has a brute force password vulnerability and there are programs out to exploit it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUMEeQj_XQU
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>>259123729

If you have to try to guess their password it's not hacking you dingus.
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>>259124045
Yes. Sesler is a master hacker, but instead of roids he uses coke to stay away while coding.
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>>259122764
WTF is 2-Step, a dance?
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>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts going down live
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>>259123548
This is true.

Even if we lose, too much of the internet is fighting the good fight on this. 4chan, parts of tumblr, reddit and neogaf.

All that's left is Twitch, whose audience is too fucking young and stupid to understand what a conflict of interest even is.

I can't underscore this enough, HALF THE FEMINISTS ARE ON OUR SIDE, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS.
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>>259124105

What a giant faggot.
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oh shit
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>>259124259
Zoe
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>>259124236
Everything you hold near and dear dies, anon. Take me. I was a RE fan once...
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>>259124259
coke and whores
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>>259122764

get me off this fucking wild ride at six guys!
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>>259124291
Well she knows Sessler and Sessler knows her.

I'd say they're both well informed when it comes to hacks.
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>>259124048
*stabs you in the balls* BACK THE FUCK OF????
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>>259123729
Even if that is true

Guessing passwords=/=hacking

And anyone who thinks it is is a fuckinggggg retard
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>>259122982
If he fucked her today that would make him the hundredth or so.
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>>259124105
I know making fun of somebody's appearance is not conducive to any of this, but it still gets me every time.
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>>259124365
DUDE NO DONT DO IT
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>>259124384
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>>259124320
You miss the part where the target would not see anything on their side of it.
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>>259124264
Shut up, Zoe. Everyone knows it's you (and your little white knight beta boys) shilling in these threads.

For the rest of us, we have work to do.
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>>259123950
underrated post
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>>259124236
He's now in cliffyb's tier of former glory, today vocal irrelevance
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>>259124326

That's literally what hacking is.
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>>259124413
ba-dum-tsh
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>>259124332
two step authentication it's essentially another type of password entry to mundane accounts like skype or gmail. It's not a really big deal.
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>>259124443
This is true. Some people believe that posting on someones facebook, left open, is considered hacking.

It's sad.
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>Zoe not developing videogames and sleazing it out with journalists again

WHOA WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
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>>259122764
Is she in the database? Watching the code get altered?
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>>259124396
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>>259124245

I guess you can say

the sess

is a mess ________________________________
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>actually associating and sympathizing with an adulterer and compulsive liar simply because she's a woman

All for dat hank hill booty. There's no excuse for this shit, if she were a man she would be vilified by everyone around her without even the need for proof. Like even without corruption and favors not being in the equation, cheating on so many people and sleeping around so much while also attacking people professionally makes for a pretty shitty person, how fucking crazy do you have to be to defend that person for any reason?
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sessler is a fucking embarassment
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>>259124365
Holy shit I did that in fucking middle school and fucking did just like a scan of the system and god the looks I got were priceless. Man. Fucking. Color 0a.
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>>259122764
>Adam Sessler walks out of the "bar" with Zoe at 1 am about to get some ugly cooch
>Morgan Webb walking down the street with real people.
>Adam Sessler and his jewish nose and coke stained lips look up at Morgan
>She can't help but cry to herself seeing what a monster he has become as she remembers old Sess.

Sad aint it.
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>this tweet
whoa without context I'd say he's talking about her vagina stench or something
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>>259123304
>proof
>evidence
>conspiracy

what

the fuck

are you people even still talking about this for?
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>>259122764
>war on indie devs
>WAR ON INDIE DEVS
/b/ couldnt even make this shit up
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Sessler is married. Shouldn't his wife be worried he's in a bar with a harlot?
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>>259124134
Making a twitter account. What name should i use? Do they comfirn emails?
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>>259124443

uhhhhh
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>>259123548
I guess you missed it last night when one of the five guys being attacked was proved to be a mistake and even IA recanted.

attacking innocent people isn't really a cause I want to be associated with
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>>259122764
>I'm sitting in a bar with Zoe

Why would he put his professional integrity at risk by appearing with her? Is it proven that she slept around with these guys beyond any shadow of a doubt?
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>>259123728
This made me chuckle
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>>259124365
HACKING ATTEMPTS CONFIRMED. MAKE SURE TO USE TWO STEP AUTHENTICATION AND BIOMETRIC SCANS FOR ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS!!!!
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The nice thing of all of this is that you can easily weed out the shills.

Sess = shill
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>Enjoy blowing yourself
So he admits getting sex for favors?
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>>259124217
it is if she's getting e-mails on top of e-mails from it. I've never had a problem where I pissed off the internet, so I don't know if it wouldn't just stop eventually though
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>>259124630
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>>259124575
sessler detected
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>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.

Confirmed for having no fucking idea what cracking is.
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>war on indie devs
what in the world
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>>259124105
Why does this image make me automatically crack up so much? I really can't handle it.
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>>259124365
Im calling the cops
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>>259124117
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5fM6WpC_nE

>Not linking to this...
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>>259123548
Yes, please focus more on the "journalists" and less on the whore. They could have rejected her offer and exposed her right from the start.
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I unfollowed him instantly after seeing that tweet.
I used to defend him against /v/, but he really has fallen.
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>>259124575

Hacking would be breaking in to the mail security server, decrypting the account and password info logs, then logging in. It requires some level of programming knowledge/skill.

Any moron can sit at a computer and try random passwords until one works.
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>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is to complete morons
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>>259123598
Man, I started studying japanese and I started laughing when I saw that girl all over one of the books.
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>>259124710
>boo enters the battle
This industry is a fucking swinger club
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>>259122764
>yfw companies don't bother to bribe the various magazines and just bribe Zoe and tell her what to tell the other magazines

It would probably be cheaper for the companies too. These "journalist" fuckers are screwing themselves. This may be why the game companies seem to be easing off the gifts and shit they send to these websites.

That said it will be funnier if a sluttier hotter female "dev" comes along and pulls the same thing. The infighting that will occur will be hilarious.
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>>259124782

Man, what the FUCK happened to sess?
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>>259124758
Shit really? Which guy?
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Spreading this so people can bring Anita to accountability.
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I hope so many people lose jobs and can't recover that it leads to an economic downturn in the country-wide average and gives Republicans fuel against Obama's presidency.

I'm not against Obama, I'm apolitical, but it's better than the alternative.
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>>259124731
>war on indie devse

Fuck these people are dumb.

Speaking of /b/, why haven't we heard from them lately? Somebody get them back on board.
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>>259122764
#SOMEONETRYINGTOGUESSYOURPASSWORDISNTHACKINGYOUFUCKINGMORON
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>>259122764
"Hi, I'm Adam Sessler, a videogame 'journalist', and I'm completely missing the point of all this."
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>>259124365
Woah!
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WATCH THIS SHIT GUYS I CAN HACK 4CHAN ONLY USING WHAT'S INSIDE THIS POST

##[email protected] HACK##
#G3T PA$$W0RD: M00T#

FUCK I HAVE MOOTS PASSWORD YOU ALL ARE SEEING THIS LIVE HERE ON 4CHAN - /V/IDEOGAMES
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>>259124764
No, not in a way that would hold up in court, but the evidence it pretty damning regardless.
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>>259123590
>>259123864
Could be that they are receiving emails like "somebody tried to change your password" or "you have been locked out of your Twitter account for typing the wrong password 3 times"
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>>259123986
It's just free PR for her and her game.
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check sesslers twitter, there on 4chan
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Did Sess consume such a large amount of cocaine that he can see the matrix like Neo?
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lmao @ sess' recent tweet
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OH SHIT

DTOID EXPOSED. No wonder Scoville was attacking Jontron last night
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>>259124857
>>259124856
>>259124825
>>259124817

Are you even aware of where the term "hacking" came from?
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https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306

SESSLER CONFIRMED TO BE IN THESE THREADS
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lmfao look at the reply tweets by Matt Kerr, a Microsoft dev - I can't tell if someone hacked his account or he's just trolling the shit out of Sessler

Also reply saying your a security expert and will help solve the issue if he can record there "live hats"

Fucking sjwshits
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>>259123932
wut
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>>259124837
>that gif

What the hell am I looking at?
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>>259122764
If we give in now, total dick heads who don't even like video games win
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>ZOE: Well, you got the information out there! What's the next step in your "master plan"?
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>>259124575
>Forget my password
>use random passwords
>Eventually get it right
HOLY SHIT I HACKED MY OWN ACCOUNT
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EVERYBODY POST YOUR TWO STEP HACKFACE
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>bringing a laptop a bar
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>>259124884
Blue haired guy.
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WAR ON INDIE DEVS PEOPLE
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>>259124882
SJW indoctrination
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>>259124128
Except if you checked his twitter you would see he's going on a cocaine-induced tirade about imagine hackers trying to hack him and his buddies.
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>>259122764
>I'm in a bar with Zoe

Does he think this is helping?
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Today i will remind him
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>>259122764
Why are they in a bar together?
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>>259122764
>war on indie devs

i wish he would finally die of crack cocaine
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>>259124326
Whatever man, tell your mom about your retarded semantics. Maybe she gives a shit.
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>>259125001
ewwwww
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>>259124882
coccaine
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>>259122764
>>259125038
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>>259125001
dear god he really is that retarded isnt he

SESS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?
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>>259124984
god these people look like such turds

im so glad i didnt stick with my friends group that turned into this kind of a crowd
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>>259125042

THEY'RE ON /v/

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>browsing 4chan in public.
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ZOE IS A HOE
SESSLER THE MOLESTOR
>>
'Hackers'

Seriously, are we in the 90s? Are SJWs hipsters or what?
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>>259124365
type 'tree' and watch in amazement
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>>259124326
It is to them. She probably got one or two emails saying someone tried to login/change password while they're at a bar and now cokebald is all like THE HACKS ARE REAL PEOPLE I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES THE HACKS ARE GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
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>>259123002
They're trying to split the amount of coke for everyone and his pile isn't big enough.
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>>259125001
>They brought their laptops to a bar
haha wow holy shit
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>>259123768
lol
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>>259124123
Ah ah ahh, you didn't say the magic word!
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>>259125034

>/v/: Crashing this industry...
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>>259125001
>hacking live
>they're just browsing 4chan

Sides, orbit, etc.
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>>259124901
I checked /b/ an hour ago. All the oldfags are gone from /b/ and newfags flood /b/ with gore, porn and YLYL and the such. /b/ ain't raiding anymore anon. The newfags just don't give a shit.
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>>259125001
>they're lurking
>they're here

>they know we know

Well guys, since they're here, what should our next move be?
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>>259124680

The difference is Skylar Page has some pretty severe mental illness whereas Zoe seems completely cognizant of her actions. If and when this ends with her strapped to a bed talking like a cowboy and singing They might be giants songs I'll be more than willing to absolve her of her share of the blame.
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>>259125001
>4chan screenshot

This is a shoop right?
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>>259123729
No because im not a fucking retard.
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>>259124983

Are you?
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>>259122764
OP don't post doctored screenshots.
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>>259124882
He was always a evil coke fiend SJW retard i bet. Its just before this he made money with Xplay and read off a card. So he whenever you saw him he was constantly coked up and wasn't going through constant withdrawal since hes reduced to begging for sniffs.
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>>259124575
>hacking
>literally
Don't argue semantics when you are using a false definition for a preexisting word that was twisted by the government to use for the purpose of spreading fear and misinformation in an attempt to gain further control over the masses.
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>>259125018
>>259122764
/v/, i'm going to lay some heavy truth down on you.

/v/ are you ready?

ok

/v/ you are the dicks
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>>259124983

In terms of computer security, hackers are people who exploit security vulnerabilities in programming in order to gain access to a closed system.

Maybe you should look it up.
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>>259122764
>used to like Sessler and watch him on X-Play
>now he's a SJW shill

I'm done with this hobby. It's been ruined.
>>
Icycalm was right.

http://insomnia.ac/commentary/on_the_genealogy_of_art_games/
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/cocksucking_videogameland/
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/the_videogame_news_racket/
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>>259124058
Oh holy shit man completely off topic but that is the funniest goddamn thing ive seen in awhile

christ

i think i woke the neighbors
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>>259125001
>he's on /v/
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>>259125001
>>259125150
>>259125042
LMAO BROWING 4CHAN IN A FUCKING BAR
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>>259124924
nice b8
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>>259122764
i used to watch this guy when i came home from school even though the show was a bit lame i enjoyed seeing him talk about my hobby...but now it just hurts man fuck that guy
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>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.
>>
i got to work around 1pm what habbened with zoe?
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>>259125001

I see that guy is on 4chan. I hope they're reading this thread right now.

YOU ARE FUCKING WASHED UP SESS.
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>>259122863
Cokehead, more like cuckhold
>>
"Adam, you seem to have a pretty big following. I'll suck your dick if you post something on twitter supporting me. And I'll swallow. Depending on how many retweets it gets, I'll probably let you fuck my asshole too."

I was at that bar, I heard it all. Adam jumped right to it and pulled out his phone. The two then got up and headed toward the bathrooms.
>>
Hey Sess, I hope you spill booze on your laptop you huge cokehead beta faggot.
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>>259124575
>guess password123 as the pw of a computer illiterate
>get in

Oh that makes me a hacker?

Thats pretty fucking neato
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>>259125042
>being on 4chan in public
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>>259124105
this is going in my fedora thread
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>>259125001
>tatoos and piercings
>and she's fat

My god what a landwhale pig.
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>>259125001
Look at the screens.

LOOK AT THEM

they really think us posting here is hacking.
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>>259125195
I've seen some support for this on /b/, there's a thread active right now.

What about /pol/
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>>259124365
>Zoe wasn't lying after all

This is too much. I've been on this emotional rollercoaster for too long now.
>>
Whoever is trying to hack her is doing a piss poor job, seriously, people a million times smarter than her have been hacked faster.
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THE GUYS IS ON /v/
MY LITERAL FLANKS
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>>259125167
>tfw i just did this

haha im a hacker now sick
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>>259125001
are people really bringing their laptops to a bar? im not going with the time, guys
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>>259124737
They do, but just use 10 minute mail.
Call yourself the grand Zoombini
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>>259125193

>/v/: ...with no survivors!
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I've been in the middle of Bumfuck PA with no Internet for the last week

What shitstorm did I miss this month?
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At this point I wonder if those people are delusional.
Like seriously delusional.
They sit in a bar and then they stare at what I assume is her mobile phone and play hacker like children.
Like
>WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT INPUT LAG ON MY IPHONE DISPLAY I TOTALLY WAS BEING HACKED RIGHT NOW

>Y..YEAH ZOE I TOTALLY SAW THAT
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>>259125001

is that

is that white thing a mole
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>>259123995
>>259124134
>>259124737
>>259124521
I don't give a shit about this stuff either way but holy fuck this board is full of children
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>>259124680
>I am sad to live in a world where people will willfully believe biased lies
>bc they want their opnions validated more than they want truth.
>Nathan Greyson

Holy shit, the same exact thing can be said of the blatantly biased SJW's.
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>mfw that Sessler faggot thinks 2-factor can save his ass
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>>259125042
>>259125042

so now we know who is spamming all the bullshit in the thread

oh look ZOE sits on the sidelines and lets her little fuck buddy do all the work
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>>259123828
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>>259125001

THEY'RE HERE
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>>259125250
Cracking and Hacking are basically synonymous in lay speak. Brute Forcing can be both though.
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>>259124882

Sessler is from San Fransisco. He's always been a massive liberal douchebag. If you ever watched him on the g4 podcast you got a much better sense of him as a person. X-play kept him in check.
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>>259124521
>>>/b/
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>>259125203
In what board are they? Anyone know how to look closer?
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Sessler you cold nigga
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>>259124365
This is some serious shit.

The people must know!
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>>259123229
Actually 7th that we know of.
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>>259123729
Once and it was from kebab
>>
Don't know why things are happening the way they are.

Don't know who is going to join the fray.

The wind of change is blowing through the internets.
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>>259125001
THIS JUST IS BROWSING 4CHAN IS 'WATCHING HACKING UNFOLD IN REAL TIME'

GO FUCK YOURSELVES QUINN AND SESS AND OTHER FUCKERS. YOU DISGUST ME. YOU ARE RUINING SOMETHING I LOVE.
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HEY ADAM DO YOU LIKE LOLI?
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>>259125046
he was an indie dev on Fez right? My main gripe is with the "journalists"
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The little respect I had for Sessler is fucking gone.
>>
Hey Sess we know you're here.

Quick favour, just give a shout out to my pal Jason, he'll be ecstatic.
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>>259124365
YOU THINK YOU CAN HACK, /v/?

BR FUCKING B

BOOTING INTO LINUX

SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>>259125432
Go away, Zoe.
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>>259123381
Underrated post
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>>259125042
>>259125001
If you sorry shits can read this, know you are indescribable sociopaths and any person versed in basic computers will know that this isn't "Hacking".
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DEAR JOURNALISTS WE ARE HACKING YOUR CARS RIGHT NOW AND WIRING THEM TO EXPLODE
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>>259124575

What computer-illiterate people think hacking is:
>Guessing passwords in REAL TIME

What hacking actually is:
>Heartbleed exploit
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>>259125262
Not really friend.
>>
>>259125432
Welcome to /v/, now git out.
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>>259125001
>hacking
>browsing 4chan

>Bringing laptops to a bar

lel. That said, the rate at which this shit is going, it's going to escalate to violence.
>>
So apparently to sess and zoe, just us talking about the situation means we're "hacking" them.

Jesus fucking Christ, Sess. I thought you were cool.

If you're reading this. Don't drink too much, you might end up sleeping with her as well.
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>>259125042
>>259125042
>>259125042
>>259125042

>Browsing 4chan without Appchan X

Holy shit these people need to die.
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>>259125405
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>>259125001
Holy fuck, apparently browsing 4chan is hacking now.
>>
>>259124942
free PR for a free game that does not even link to her patreon, that got similar press coverage by everyone who is not Grayson, which Grayson himself never reviewed and when claims he did not have a relationship with ZQ at the time he reported on depression quest.

and framed looks plenty legit. I look forward to it.
>>
>>259125042
>>259125001

There should be a law that anyone who flips a middle finger while having their picture taken should be slapped for being an unoriginal dumbfuck.
>>
>>259125001
>browsing 4chan equals monitoring hackers
That's some VISUALBASIC TRACER level shit right there.
>>
>>259124365
HES A FUCKIN MAD MAN SOMEONE ALERT SESS
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>>259124048
Kill yourself.
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>>259122764
I'm glad this happand, we all know about EA bribing IGN on all most everything, but now we get to see how indie dev's can pull off the same shit like Zoe Quinn did.

Zoe didn't kill gaming journalism, she just found the body. Fuck that whore... 5 Times, with 5 Guys.
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>>259125001
>posting on /v/ makes you a hacker

brb posting enough to unlock total US government control mode
>>
>>259124575

Can't tell if serious, or just retarded.
>>
Was about to go to bed but this shit is hilarious
>>
I've been gone for the passed eight hours, what happened?
>>
>>259125323
>playing video games makes you a gamer
>hacking one account makes you a hacker

>>259125269
Hacker comes from "hacking away" at a password, this was before people ran scripts to try to hack in to accounts.
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>>259125001
>hacking
>lurking on 4chan
is this place
is this place really that big of a boogieman to these people?
>>
>>259124262
Best post in the thread.
>>
>>259125001
i like to think that guy is just reading some waifu thread or some shit, it'd be hilarious
>>
>>259125001
Does this girl not clean herself, or does she just have really thin hair? Either way, that's one ugly mop on her head.
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Behind you is a symbol of corruption. Kotaku, where thousands of gamers have languished under the name of THIS WOMAN

Zoe Quinn, who has been held up to you as the shining example of indie developers! You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT INDUSTRY! Let me tell you the truth about Zoe Quinn from the words of Kotaku's journalist, Nathan Grayson

"Zoe Quinn didn't make a good game, she sucked my cock for news coverage, so that I could, to my shame, bust a nut over her face. I praised the social justice warrior who made this horrible game, but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the gamers with the truth and it is time for me to resign."

And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the CORRUPT?
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>>259125001
>browsing 4chan in a bar
>somehow watching hacks being performed
im fucking dying. my sides are missing and im losing blood
>>
>>259125543
years later it's still funny.
>>
>>259124984
I'm not listening to a word that comes out of Sessler's coke-stained lips. Why is it that the slimiest faggots always try and take the moral high ground?
>>
>>259125651
Sessler is literally shitposting in this thread.
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Democrats/Liberals/Progressives/SJWs, whatever they're calling themselves today, are fucking scary.
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>>259125001
>using your laptop at a bar
>browsing 4chan on your laptop at a bar
I didn't realize people actually did this but I'm glad I don't hang out with people like this.
>>
>>259125435
I see you're tracking an IP by creating a GUI in visual basic. Impressive.
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>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.
>>
>>259125001
Jesus christ it's like the beginning of a bad joke.
>A cokehead, a tax fraud, and an emaciated Seth Rogen bring their laptops into a bar
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>>259125001
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>>259125578
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>getting hacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE
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>>259125001
>>259125018
Guys
I'm concerned for Adams wife. Does she know he's at the bar with a known whore who fucks video game journalists?
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>they're watching us right now
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>>259125575
>Don't drink too much, you might end up sleeping with her as well.

>implying he already hasn't
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>>259124320
Please let those cunts get a hold of their chat logs, and make them a pastebin.

It'd bring so much fucking light into the world of the 'video game journalist' when critical underhanded text-discussions can be seen, at the cost of whatever embarrassing personal life they might have left; imagine having direct fucking evidence that these cunts have been engineering damage control the entire time.
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>>259123548
/v/ and /pol/ can't focus on the real villains in this scandal when there's a gamer gurl involved. Angry lesbians, sluts and feminazis are responsible for degeneracy in America and shit games. Not the people who enable them. Everybody knows that.
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Serious eyewitness account here, screencap this:

"Adam, you seem to have a pretty big following. I'll suck your dick if you post something on twitter supporting me. And I'll swallow. Depending on how many retweets it gets, I'll probably let you fuck my asshole too."

I was at that bar, I heard it all. Adam jumped right to it and pulled out his phone. The two then got up and headed toward the bathrooms.
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>>259125042
so wait...zoe considered 4chan anti-feminist scum.
She's a bar with people browsing 4chan looking casual.

Do these people just put a show just to further someone else's agenda or some shit?
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>>259125068
Underrated post
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>>259125001
Who the fuck is Adam Sessler?
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>>259123917
>I went to school for comp sci and had to deal with tons of kids who were "going to make the next great game" yet couldn't program. They are laughing stocks.

I resent this remark on the basis that it provided me with motivation to get my comp sci degree
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>>259122764
Can only cry wolf so many times.
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>>259125659
They are so fucking afraid of what people in 4chan can say.
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>>259125645
I have fucking work in the morning. I have to get up at 6 to drive an hour and a half and do nothing for 9 hours, then drive back.

But I'm not missing this. Not tonight.
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>>259125713
hahhhahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
>watching hack attempts go down live
>sitting on 4chan
pick one
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>>259124575
Hacking is playful cleverness

Guessing isn't playful or clever you fucking retard
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I don't even understand.

Is anyone here even talking about hacking? Everyone's pissed about the five guys but the bigger issue about gaming journalism has been exposed and people are working towards point out the hypocrisy and unethical friendships.

In which case their opinion matters little since they're directly implicated in this.
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>>259125741
>everyone in the thread is now laughing at you

Good job Sessler
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>>259125792
no one important
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>>259125741
Maybe we should let her know.
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WE ARE HACKERS ON STEROID!

DESTROY
DIE
ATTACK
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WORK YO BODY WORK YO BODY

LET ME SEE YOU

ONE-TWO STEP
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>>259122764
No matter how hard video games try to be taken seriously it will never work because of video game journalism.

These are the people that are the voice for the industry. The only rational journalists or reviewers are too small to ever be of importance.

Yes, the film industry has its scandals too, such as Roman Polanski and even film critics will argue with directors once in a while (Ebert on Brown Bunny), but it's never like this.

This is just low, and the thing is, is that it's not a one time thing. Video game journalism has been terrible for a while. It's a joke.

I cannot believe this people think they are worth something.
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>>259125001
Why are you browsing 4chan at a bar? Sweet jesus, even /v/aggots here can agree that this is fucking beta
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>>259125741
tell her
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POST YOUR EPIC HAX
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Adam; you are a joke and you are killing videogames.
I hope that at least she gives you a good head or at least a dimebag.
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>>259125659
any website with "Chan" on the name is the big bad boogeyman, Daily reminder that while we're donating to charity
Sessler and zoe are boozing it up.
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>Posting on 4cans is now hacking
Holy shit guys I'm hacking you RIGHT NOW.
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>>259125792
he's nobody now
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>>259124365
Enjoy your partyv&
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>>259124365
>try to follow up on this joke by turning on my linux virtual machine and typing some shit
>don't know any commands that vomit out a giant list of words

well fuck me my compsci degree is worthless
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>>259125001
These fucking stupid motherfuckers could just be drinking and having a good time.

But no, they choose to stew in their own self righteousness and browse 4chan in a fucking bar

These people are not only fucking cunts but theyre fucking losers. Holy shit I mad
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>>259124365


http://hackertyper.com/


Okay, everyone get on it, we'll hack the NSA in no time
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Where are the gore pics?
The cokehead really want to see some of those.
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how the fuck can you watch a hack attempt? it's not like you double click a file and see hack attempts flying buy
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>>259125726
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top kek when Sess the Mess is in here right now, shitposting to stir the pot of shit that continues to brew.

tippy toppest of keks when I'm actually Sessler
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>>259125001
jesus, just how ugly is she? i almost cant believe the story about her sleeping with people or even having a boyfriend because i simply cant believe THAT is able to get laid.

i mean ive never seen a more ugly woman in my life
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>>259125792
I don't know. I just know I've seen his picture once and he's some really awkward looking bald guy with the stiffest shoulders I've ever seen on a person. Almost hunchback-like.
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tfw Max Scoville got fired from Rev3Games for losing his review copy of Pokemon X/Y after lending it to his girlfriend and she lost it/had it stolen while on the subway. Ended up telling someone at his job and they ousted him.

Tfw Sessler and Carboni fired after Rev3decided to cut costs to their game division

TFW both say that they're leaving on their own when the other is true.

Sess, you're obviously reading this, right?


Sorry about your job man. Coke is an expensive habit, but at least Quinn is cheap. She'll probably give you anal for those tweets!
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Zoe if you are seeing this you have my support.

Smash the Patriarchy!
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Sess, you should call your wife saying you're going to be home late.
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Hey, Sess, if you can read this I just want to say you made X-Play such a great show (well, before the set with the giant crystal ball) and I still love you for it.

That what I would say if everything funny you ever said was written by other people. :^)
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>>259125792
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>>259125156
>NOT HOE ZOE
>NOT SESSLER THE TRANNY MOLESTOR
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>>259125659
4chan, /v/ in particular, is a legit boogeyman for gaming journalists.

We can't get censored so easily.
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>>259125001
SOMEONE POST THIS ON /g/

I don't have any tech related images but they HAVE to see this!
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>>259125001
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>>259125001
who's the guy with the computer?
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>>259125696
Thanks for reminding me LA blew the Rangers the fuck out...fucking Kings
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I don't know if I should be offended or just laugh at what they're trying to pull. They really are desperate aren't they? Holy hell.
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>>259125150
>>259125042
>>259125001

>Hanging out with the people you are supposed to critique and review

No conflict of interest here.

Talk about proving people right.
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>>259125262
stop pretending to be sessler nerd
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>>259125001
Oh god. Browsing 4chan is hacking?

Sess is like that out of touch grandpa trying to be all hip by skateboarding
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>>259125001

So a cokehead, a whore and Seth Rogan walk into a bar..
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>>259125823
>implying you don't have to be clever to figure out someone's password

numbnuts
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>>259125696
>>259125001

This is exploding van 2.0
habeeb it
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>>259125752
quick get on the muracopter
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>>259125001
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306


>browsing 4chan.org is the same as watching "hacking attempts in real time"

Good fucking lord.
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>>259125656


No, it didn't. Kindly go elsewhere as it's clear you're just trying to fill the thread to capacity with nonsensical drivel. Go read a book, Zoe.
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Adam ur gay lmao
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>>259122764
>hack attempts
Better get 10 keyboards and fight them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
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>>259125905
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>>259125824
litterally all that we do in these threads is post twitter screencaps and donate to an all women game jam Zoe sabotaged, because she would not get any money for it
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>>259125792

He was the cohost of the once beloved X-play. People mistook his character for him and didn't realize in real life he's a huge douche.
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Never forget:

>Q: What's your view of the state of game journalism, both written and video? Is it getting better, getting worse, changing in some way?

>Adam Sessler: I don't think something horrible is happening in game journalism. I think there's a sense, particularly among people of my generation who've been doing it for a long time, that something feels less controlled because of the ability of people to start small sites. People start to think that they aren't governed by certain rules. That may or may not be true, but I think that sometimes we get so self-critical - and it's based on the sense that no one is taking us seriously - I sometimes think we're a little too hard on ourselves.

>If you look at the wider media that's also having to deal with the immediate demands of what the Internet requires, that does create some problems. I don't think we're any worse than what's happening with the larger media as a whole. Maybe because the people that we write to, that fan base is so suspicious, can be so virulent when you slight them, that it puts us on guard even more than people that are reporting on actual politics.

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-01-09-state-of-games-journalism-interview-with-adam-sessler
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>>259125824
yeah but if they play it off as internet hate machine trying to hack her, they look good
this is damage control for the young capitalist or whatever the fuck things that was getting donations
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>>259124365
alright dude you're playing with fire here kid but i can see you mean business. no one-bit noobie scriptkiddy could hack his terminal pixels like that. using old-school software too i see, for those relic security exploit tricks i assume.

godspeed bro, remember to ping your ip through at least 5 proxies or you'll fry for sure
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So is everyone just referring to "Zoe" as female ironically or what?
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NO ONE IS HACKING ANYTHING SESSLER. FUCK OFF AND TAKE THE SLUT WITH YOU
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HEY SESS. SINCE YOURE ON 4CHAN NOW, READ THIS!
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ATTENTION /v/ INTERNET WARRIORS

I HAVE JUST CRACKED ZOE'S CYBERSPACE AND GOT HER PHONE NUMBER

CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE LIVES IN A MOTORCYCLE SHOP IN HONOLULU. HACKING INTO DOD DRONE SYSTEMS RIGHT NOW TO DESTROY THE MOTORCYCLE SHOP

CODE IS 0451
YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME
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Sess, stop, you're embarrassing yourself, please, you used to be cool
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>>259125001
I guess some retard posted "i'm trying go get her twitter password" and they think they're witnessing hacking masterminds chatting about it on 4chan
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>>259125001
>>259125042
Someone post the nudes

LET THE WHOLE BAR SEE HER NUDE
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>>259125863
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>>259125972
We need to get this thread archived.

We aren't dealing with adults trying to oust an infamous minority group for easy moral support.

We're dealing with children pretending to be bullied so their parents will buy them a new toy.
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>>259124320
Holy shit does anyone have experience with this? Does it work?
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banning message check
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Hacking is the act of getting around a problem using an unauthorized or unorthodox solution.

The term dates back to the MIT AI labs in the 60s.

90% of what the media calls hacking is actually more specifically cracking.

Cracking generally involves knowledge of hex-editing and assembly language, shit that even most programmers can't do. If you ever wonder why so few fucking classic Japanese games get translated, rom-hacking also requires this skillset.
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>>259125915
5 bucks says sessler screenshots your post and posts it on twitter showing how zoe is a victim
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>>259125843
>>259125859
Where is she?

Does she have an email or twitter we know about?
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HEY ADAM, HOW MUCH COKE DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE BEFORE ZOE LOOKS FUCKABLE?
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>>259125406
Which side of Bumfuck? I'm on the west side and I wish I didn't have internet.
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>>259126038

Brute forcing is hacking at it's purest form. I wouldn't expect a kid to know anything about the history of hacking.
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>>259125990
Watch Zoe be frantically tapping at her keyboard and typing a note on notebook
Sess asks
>What's that
>It's my counter program, I will not hack 4chan and ban all their accounts
>GENIUS
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>>259124117
Not this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWTOx73YoPk
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Hey Sessler. You done snorting coke off of that whore's vagina yet? Because if you are, I'd like to tell you you're as irrelevant as Phil Fish at this point.
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this shit is gold
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Who the fuck needs video games when watching multiple people destroy their career and credibility in a mere couple of days be this entertaining?
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>>259126064
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>>259125001
Welp I can't go to that bar anymore..
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>>259125904
Dont you remember how zoe's defense force was faking the doxxes again yesterday in an attempt to false flag us

same shit, this time shes trying to get the cokefiend in on it for "double the proof" with a gyazo screencap and both of them saying YEAH WE SAW IT HAPPEN WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS HERE
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>>259125656

Protip: The term has been around since before computers existed in places other than large universities. The term "Phone Hacker" is older than the term "computer hacker"
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>>259125001
>Ride never ends
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>>259126026
Where will I sit?
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