I'm done.
>>259122764
Ah, good old Adam "Cokehead" Sessler.
Always good for a laugh.
>>259122764
>I'm sitting in a bar with Zoe
Sess is gonna get some tonight.
you die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
>>259122764
So Sess is the 6th?
>hack attempts
what the fuck is he even talking about
>>259123002
Dunno.
I hope someone asks him.
>admitting youre meeting with her after all this shit
Is Sess the stupidest fucker yet?
>>259122953
Or you become a douche over time and abuse drugs.
>>259123002
Obviously he's got some Hollywood movie style setup that shows him hacks in real time.
>>259123002
Oh don't you know? You can SEE people hacking you now. They put their face on a webcam over Skype and yell I'M HACKING YOU LOOK I'M HACKING YOU
So is he the 6th guy now?
*Zoe's sitting on my bar watching these hack attempts going down live.
>>259123113
Cocaine does things to your mind
>>259122863
man, I forgot about Adam "Powder Hoover" Sessler.
Man I used to like this guy on x-play back in the day. Kind of sad to see what became of him.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
THE
THIRD
FUCKING
TIME
ZOE IS TRYING TO FAKE A "HACK" ATTEMPT AND GARNER SYMPATHY FRMO THE MAINSTREAM
THIS TIME FROM PROFESSIONAL COKEFIEND AND LUDONARRATIVE DISSONANCE HAVER ADAM "BURNOUT" SESSLER
DON'T LET IT GO DOWN THIS WAY
DEMAND PROOF
>>259123002
He means cocaine fueled imagination
What the fuck is /v/ even doing
What is this drama.
>>259123229
He's actually the fifth. One of the original five guys was a mistake assumption, it's why people aren't spouting the "five guys" meme any more.
>Watching hacks going down
They're watching each other give oral? How wonderful.
Tell me about Sessler, why does he wear that fedora?
>>259122764
>this is a war on indie devs
what a fucking faggot
>you will never sit in a bar with The Sess
how does one watch a hack attempt go down? is she doing the hacking?
>>259122764
>I'm done.
See you tomorrow
>>259123390
No one cared who he was until he became a SJW.
>>259122764
who gives a shit abut the whore. This whole scandal hurt her career pretty severely. She'll keep making "games" and her ever growing number of guys will praise it but we the consumers will know better. Do you think we'll ever buy one of her games again, most everyone will ridicule her in public for this by simply asking if it's true. Her career as an indie-dev is over.
Now we need to stop focusing on the whore and focus on those Five Guys who prove to show how fucked up gaming journalism is.
damnit sessler
what happened
They could record it with a mobile phone or something.
How does one watch a hack attempt against their account?
>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts going down live
What?
>>259123464
Say what you like about him but cokeheads do throw the best parties.
I was just about to post this.
Remember Xplay, when Adam was a cool mother fucker? Now he's a goddamn SWJ feminnazi who doesn't even do vidya games anymore.
So a hack is watching another hack hack herself live?
>>259122764
ZOE BOUGHT SESSLER WITH SEX CONFIRMED.
"War"
GONNA UNDRESS THE SESS
>>259122863
What a card
>>259122764
>This is a war on indie devs.
Inb4 some autistic youtuber makes a documentary about this shit with that specific title.
>>259122764
>I am watching these hacks
>Watching
>hacks
>>259122764
confirmed for being the devil
I wonder how much coke she had to pay the sess to get him to clitride her this fucking hard.
>>259123506
Like this.
>>259123207
>>259123195
>>259123002
>>259123097
have you guys seriously never gotten e-mails when people try to log into some of your accounts without having the password?
Do you guys seriously think there aren't some morons out there trying without realizing how damaging it is to any discussion this whole situation could have caused?
>>259123381
>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>259123593
I can USE out of PLACE CAPS to emphasize MY VAGINA
le hackers on steroids
somebody's going home together after the bar
>>259123464
Thank god. I think I might lose it and glass him like Zoe glassed that tranny.
>>259122764
SIX GUYS, SIX FLAGS GET ON THE WILD RIDE
>watching hack attempts
>watching these hack attempts
I don't even know where to begin with this.
>>259122764
>Kristin Adams and Morgan Webb at a high-end club with their millionaire husbands
>Morgan asks her "hey, remember that coked out guy, Adam? What's he been doing?"
>"oh, yeah, I have seen him. All he does is hang out at bars with these weird tranny kids and talk about his silly computer games"
"OH MY GOD THAT'S PATHETIC"
>cute giggles
>>259122764
neat, they have their drank AND their 2 step now.
>>259122764
Quick, can anyone post the imgur of SJWs doxing people and threatening violence? I'm going to tweet it at them
>>259123729
No, my e-mail isn't really that desirable, I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
So who is up to making an edit of this?
Funny, I used to like this guy when I was younger.
What became of Morgan?
>>259122764
She is trying to shift the focus. Don't let her guys.
Yeah two hacks sitting in a bar together trying to hack shit up
Real rich
How the fuck do you watch hack attempts live?
You guys do know that a hack also is someone who does a bad job, right? Like when /v/ argues?
>>259122764
Six guys
Burgers Fries and Drinks
FUCK YOU ADAM
>>259123531
Memes aside, it's hilarious that it's the opposite.
>>259123548
That kotaku article she wrote that was basically going "you can be a game developer too!" and then listing a bunch of drag and drop tools for making text adventures and point and click games was too much. Kotaku letting her write that article did more damage to her career than anything 4chan did.
I went to school for comp sci and had to deal with tons of kids who were "going to make the next great game" yet couldn't program. They are laughing stocks.
And yet she's going to write an article about how you can be a "game developer" by making point and click games that generate HTML files and then go "the only reason why I'm not treated like a real game developer is because I'm a girl!!!!!"
feminists game developers in a nutshell.
>>259123842
Married into money.
>>259123506
he created a GUI interface using Visual Basic to backtrace the IP address
>2 step
How is dancing supposed to improve this situation?
oh no! zoe found us she's hacking my comment
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>>259123638
Nothing like that, she just lined him up a rail
>>259123548
Unfortunately people are conditioned to buy shit even if they know the truth. More people know she exists now.
Tobacco sales went up when they started putting those warning labels on the packages.
People are retarded.
>>259123593
If I had a twitter
>@Adam You and Zoe are in a bar watching a hack? So you are righting a new piece then?
Who is Adam Sessler?
>>259123304
Sessler is their proof.
And the fucked up thing is, he still has more creditability than us.
Remember when Sessler just stood next to a moron and made dick jokes while kinda reviewing games?
That grown-up Butters lookin motherfucker made me laugh
Now this is all he is...
>>259122764
Six Guys Great Adventure
>>259123694
It'll be a joint venture between Boogie and Kotaku, and will feature a Phil Fish interview and an Egoraptor 'animation', I guarantee it.
>>259122764
>mfw Sess just found the stash and now he is tripping ballzz!
Are these assholes insane or just stupid?
>>259123593
He stood still and read a script every episode. The interns that wrote that shit were the cool motherfuckers, not him.
>Watching these hack attempts go down live
What, are we CSI now?
why the fuck do game devs and journalists just hang out together
how the fuck can that possibly lead to unbiased reviews/articles
>>259122764
Nice sho- *checks his twitter* fuck its real!
>>259122764
Why wouldn't he defend her. He is part of the corrupt media we are fighting. Admitting she had her fuck buddies did wrong to to admit that his entire career is a scam.
Fuck these "journalists"
How much longer? How much longer will this go on for.
>>259122764
shit.
>>259123729
Never. Closest I ever got to that is those emails asking if you remember changing your password
So like, what, they've got some freeware applet monitoring her social media and accounts that displays anyone attempting to enter bad passwords?
Anyone who is famous and has a twitter or a gmail that anyone knows faces this, at all times. This is nothing new. Nobody has actually hacked her.
Stay vigilant: ZIDF is out in full force.
>>259123921
Good for her
>>259124017
Don't you mean 'dik dik jokes'?
>>259122764
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLjphhzDDrY
>>259122764
Cui bono ...
You fags do realize hack can also mean a joke of a person, no? He isn't using as muh 1337 haxxorz.
>>259123995
Make a twitter you retard. It takes 30 seconds. It's important that we don't just sit around jacking each other off on /v/ all day. We need more boots on the ground.
>>259122889
Probably already got a handjob as payment for that tweet.
>>259122764
I couldn't give less of a shit about any of this, because none of it has anything to do with the very real conflict of interest between gaming press and its major ad providers
but how in the fuck does one watch a hack attempt live if the hacker is not in the room
>>259124025
Boogie is against all that social justice shit. Check his twitter.
>>259123729
Holy shit, shut up you sound retarded you stupid nigger cunt.
>>259124048
*nods respectfully toward your fact checking*
>>259122764
Can we just throw away all of the indie game developers and focus on big name developers. like i dont want to play a shitty clone of a good game.
>>259123754
>They call themselves anonymous, they are hackers on steroids, treating the web like a real life video game.
>>259123729
Nope.
>>259122764
Zoe probably gave Sessler a line of coke off her vag at the bar.
>>259124138
Of course.
>>259123729
yes, but thats not exactly watching these hacking attempts go down live
>>259123936
Dancing is cathartic as fuck, my nig.
He will most definitely snort some coke off of her flabby ass
>>259123728
these always make me want to punch my screen
>>259122764
Adam why.
What happened to you? You used to seem to love the vidya. I looked up to you, watched Xplay erry day. Now the dream is dead, as dead as your career.
I'll always try to remember you for the good times though Sess.
>>259123998
He once had a debate with Jack Thompson on tv.
Now he's a cokehead Social Justice Warrior.
>he will be snorting coke off her tits
>concious drug use happens to be my fetisch
>>259122764
>A war on indie devs
It's a war on censorship. The fact that so many people from the industry are crying wolf shows how fucked up the industry truly is.
Guy claims sexual harassment, attacked by people that weren't even there. Somehow the victim is the harasser.
what the fuck is sessler doing these days?
>>259122764
>I'm done.
Clearly you aren't because you made yet another one of these shitty threads. Newsflash: You aren't some Holy Paladin protecting vidya from the Dark Forces of Cultural Marxism. You're just a /b/tard who moved on from Scientology to Whores.
Not that you care anyway. You're going to do what you're going to do, and there's nothing anyone can do. Because you're saving video games. Just like you saved them from Anita, and just like you saved them from Jennifer Hepler and Bioware.
>>259124134
>muh internet army
>>259124048
*backflips off computer desk*
*raises paw*
fug ur rite !!!
How can Zoe know what a hack attempt is when she didn't even know about IP look up?
>>259123002
a group of people are hacking random indie game developer skype accounts, adding everyone in their contact lists, and whinging about zoe.
skype apparently has a brute force password vulnerability and there are programs out to exploit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUMEeQj_XQU
>>259123729
If you have to try to guess their password it's not hacking you dingus.
>>259124045
Yes. Sesler is a master hacker, but instead of roids he uses coke to stay away while coding.
>>259122764
WTF is 2-Step, a dance?
>>259122764
>watching these hack attempts going down live
>>259123548
This is true.
Even if we lose, too much of the internet is fighting the good fight on this. 4chan, parts of tumblr, reddit and neogaf.
All that's left is Twitch, whose audience is too fucking young and stupid to understand what a conflict of interest even is.
I can't underscore this enough, HALF THE FEMINISTS ARE ON OUR SIDE, IT'S THAT OBVIOUS.
>>259124105
What a giant faggot.
oh shit
>>259124259
Zoe
>>259124236
Everything you hold near and dear dies, anon. Take me. I was a RE fan once...
>>259124259
coke and whores
>>259122764
get me off this fucking wild ride at six guys!
>>259124291
Well she knows Sessler and Sessler knows her.
I'd say they're both well informed when it comes to hacks.
>>259124048
*stabs you in the balls* BACK THE FUCK OF????
>>259123729
Even if that is true
Guessing passwords=/=hacking
And anyone who thinks it is is a fuckinggggg retard
>>259122982
If he fucked her today that would make him the hundredth or so.
>>259124105
I know making fun of somebody's appearance is not conducive to any of this, but it still gets me every time.
>>259124365
DUDE NO DONT DO IT
>>259124384
>>259124320
You miss the part where the target would not see anything on their side of it.
>>259124264
Shut up, Zoe. Everyone knows it's you (and your little white knight beta boys) shilling in these threads.
For the rest of us, we have work to do.
>>259123950
underrated post
>>259124236
He's now in cliffyb's tier of former glory, today vocal irrelevance
>>259124326
That's literally what hacking is.
>>259124413
ba-dum-tsh
>>259124332
two step authentication it's essentially another type of password entry to mundane accounts like skype or gmail. It's not a really big deal.
>>259124443
This is true. Some people believe that posting on someones facebook, left open, is considered hacking.
It's sad.
>Zoe not developing videogames and sleazing it out with journalists again
WHOA WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
>>259122764
Is she in the database? Watching the code get altered?
>>259124396
>>259124245
I guess you can say
the sessis a mess ________________________________
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>actually associating and sympathizing with an adulterer and compulsive liar simply because she's a woman
All for dat hank hill booty. There's no excuse for this shit, if she were a man she would be vilified by everyone around her without even the need for proof. Like even without corruption and favors not being in the equation, cheating on so many people and sleeping around so much while also attacking people professionally makes for a pretty shitty person, how fucking crazy do you have to be to defend that person for any reason?
sessler is a fucking embarassment
>>259124365
Holy shit I did that in fucking middle school and fucking did just like a scan of the system and god the looks I got were priceless. Man. Fucking. Color 0a.
>>259122764
>Adam Sessler walks out of the "bar" with Zoe at 1 am about to get some ugly cooch
>Morgan Webb walking down the street with real people.
>Adam Sessler and his jewish nose and coke stained lips look up at Morgan
>She can't help but cry to herself seeing what a monster he has become as she remembers old Sess.
Sad aint it.
>this tweet
whoa without context I'd say he's talking about her vagina stench or something
>>259123304
>proof
>evidence
>conspiracy
what
the fuck
are you people even still talking about this for?
>>259122764
>war on indie devs
>WAR ON INDIE DEVS
/b/ couldnt even make this shit up
Sessler is married. Shouldn't his wife be worried he's in a bar with a harlot?
>>259124134
Making a twitter account. What name should i use? Do they comfirn emails?
>>259124443
uhhhhh
>>259123548
I guess you missed it last night when one of the five guys being attacked was proved to be a mistake and even IA recanted.
attacking innocent people isn't really a cause I want to be associated with
>>259122764
>I'm sitting in a bar with Zoe
Why would he put his professional integrity at risk by appearing with her? Is it proven that she slept around with these guys beyond any shadow of a doubt?
>>259123728
This made me chuckle
>>259124365
HACKING ATTEMPTS CONFIRMED. MAKE SURE TO USE TWO STEP AUTHENTICATION AND BIOMETRIC SCANS FOR ALL SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS!!!!
The nice thing of all of this is that you can easily weed out the shills.
Sess = shill
>Enjoy blowing yourself
So he admits getting sex for favors?
>>259124217
it is if she's getting e-mails on top of e-mails from it. I've never had a problem where I pissed off the internet, so I don't know if it wouldn't just stop eventually though
>>259124630
>>259124575
sessler detected
>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.
Confirmed for having no fucking idea what cracking is.
>war on indie devs
what in the world
>>259124105
Why does this image make me automatically crack up so much? I really can't handle it.
>>259124365
Im calling the cops
>>259124117
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5fM6WpC_nE
>Not linking to this...
>>259123548
Yes, please focus more on the "journalists" and less on the whore. They could have rejected her offer and exposed her right from the start.
I unfollowed him instantly after seeing that tweet.
I used to defend him against /v/, but he really has fallen.
>>259124575
Hacking would be breaking in to the mail security server, decrypting the account and password info logs, then logging in. It requires some level of programming knowledge/skill.
Any moron can sit at a computer and try random passwords until one works.
>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is to complete morons
>>259123598
Man, I started studying japanese and I started laughing when I saw that girl all over one of the books.
>>259124710
>boo enters the battle
This industry is a fucking swinger club
>>259122764
>yfw companies don't bother to bribe the various magazines and just bribe Zoe and tell her what to tell the other magazines
It would probably be cheaper for the companies too. These "journalist" fuckers are screwing themselves. This may be why the game companies seem to be easing off the gifts and shit they send to these websites.
That said it will be funnier if a sluttier hotter female "dev" comes along and pulls the same thing. The infighting that will occur will be hilarious.
>>259124782
Man, what the FUCK happened to sess?
>>259124758
Shit really? Which guy?
Spreading this so people can bring Anita to accountability.
I hope so many people lose jobs and can't recover that it leads to an economic downturn in the country-wide average and gives Republicans fuel against Obama's presidency.
I'm not against Obama, I'm apolitical, but it's better than the alternative.
>>259124731
>war on indie devse
Fuck these people are dumb.
Speaking of /b/, why haven't we heard from them lately? Somebody get them back on board.
>>259122764
#SOMEONETRYINGTOGUESSYOURPASSWORDISNTHACKINGYOUFUCKINGMORON
>>259122764
"Hi, I'm Adam Sessler, a videogame 'journalist', and I'm completely missing the point of all this."
>>259124365
Woah!
WATCH THIS SHIT GUYS I CAN HACK 4CHAN ONLY USING WHAT'S INSIDE THIS POST
##$T@rT HACK##
#G3T PA$$W0RD: M00T#
FUCK I HAVE MOOTS PASSWORD YOU ALL ARE SEEING THIS LIVE HERE ON 4CHAN - /V/IDEOGAMES
>>259124764
No, not in a way that would hold up in court, but the evidence it pretty damning regardless.
>>259123590
>>259123864
Could be that they are receiving emails like "somebody tried to change your password" or "you have been locked out of your Twitter account for typing the wrong password 3 times"
>>259123986
It's just free PR for her and her game.
check sesslers twitter, there on 4chan
Did Sess consume such a large amount of cocaine that he can see the matrix like Neo?
lmao @ sess' recent tweet
OH SHIT
DTOID EXPOSED. No wonder Scoville was attacking Jontron last night
>>259124857
>>259124856
>>259124825
>>259124817
Are you even aware of where the term "hacking" came from?
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
SESSLER CONFIRMED TO BE IN THESE THREADS
lmfao look at the reply tweets by Matt Kerr, a Microsoft dev - I can't tell if someone hacked his account or he's just trolling the shit out of Sessler
Also reply saying your a security expert and will help solve the issue if he can record there "live hats"
Fucking sjwshits
>>259123932
wut
>>259124837
>that gif
What the hell am I looking at?
>>259122764
If we give in now, total dick heads who don't even like video games win
>ZOE: Well, you got the information out there! What's the next step in your "master plan"?
>>259124575
>Forget my password
>use random passwords
>Eventually get it right
HOLY SHIT I HACKED MY OWN ACCOUNT
EVERYBODY POST YOUR TWO STEP HACKFACE
>bringing a laptop a bar
>>259124884
Blue haired guy.
WAR ON INDIE DEVS PEOPLE
>>259124882
SJW indoctrination
>>259124128
Except if you checked his twitter you would see he's going on a cocaine-induced tirade about imagine hackers trying to hack him and his buddies.
>>259122764
>I'm in a bar with Zoe
Does he think this is helping?
Today i will remind him
>>259122764
Why are they in a bar together?
>>259122764
>war on indie devs
i wish he would finally die of crack cocaine
>>259124326
Whatever man, tell your mom about your retarded semantics. Maybe she gives a shit.
>>259125001
ewwwww
>>259124882
coccaine
>>259122764
>>259125038
>>259125001
dear god he really is that retarded isnt he
SESS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?
>>259124984
god these people look like such turds
im so glad i didnt stick with my friends group that turned into this kind of a crowd
>>259125042
THEY'RE ON /v/
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>browsing 4chan in public.
ZOE IS A HOE
SESSLER THE MOLESTOR
'Hackers'
Seriously, are we in the 90s? Are SJWs hipsters or what?
>>259124365
type 'tree' and watch in amazement
>>259124326
It is to them. She probably got one or two emails saying someone tried to login/change password while they're at a bar and now cokebald is all like THE HACKS ARE REAL PEOPLE I SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES THE HACKS ARE GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW.
>>259123002
They're trying to split the amount of coke for everyone and his pile isn't big enough.
>>259125001
>They brought their laptops to a bar
haha wow holy shit
>>259123768
lol
>>259124123
Ah ah ahh, you didn't say the magic word!
>>259125034
>/v/: Crashing this industry...
>>259125001
>hacking live
>they're just browsing 4chan
Sides, orbit, etc.
>>259124901
I checked /b/ an hour ago. All the oldfags are gone from /b/ and newfags flood /b/ with gore, porn and YLYL and the such. /b/ ain't raiding anymore anon. The newfags just don't give a shit.
>>259125001
>they're lurking
>they're here
>they know we know
Well guys, since they're here, what should our next move be?
>>259124680
The difference is Skylar Page has some pretty severe mental illness whereas Zoe seems completely cognizant of her actions. If and when this ends with her strapped to a bed talking like a cowboy and singing They might be giants songs I'll be more than willing to absolve her of her share of the blame.
>>259125001
>4chan screenshot
This is a shoop right?
>>259123729
No because im not a fucking retard.
>>259124983
Are you?
>>259122764
OP don't post doctored screenshots.
>>259124882
He was always a evil coke fiend SJW retard i bet. Its just before this he made money with Xplay and read off a card. So he whenever you saw him he was constantly coked up and wasn't going through constant withdrawal since hes reduced to begging for sniffs.
>>259124575
>hacking
>literally
Don't argue semantics when you are using a false definition for a preexisting word that was twisted by the government to use for the purpose of spreading fear and misinformation in an attempt to gain further control over the masses.
>>259125018
>>259122764
/v/, i'm going to lay some heavy truth down on you.
/v/ are you ready?
ok
/v/ you are the dicks
>>259124983
In terms of computer security, hackers are people who exploit security vulnerabilities in programming in order to gain access to a closed system.
Maybe you should look it up.
>>259122764
>used to like Sessler and watch him on X-Play
>now he's a SJW shill
I'm done with this hobby. It's been ruined.
Icycalm was right.
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/on_the_genealogy_of_art_games/
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/cocksucking_videogameland/
http://insomnia.ac/commentary/the_videogame_news_racket/
>>259124058
Oh holy shit man completely off topic but that is the funniest goddamn thing ive seen in awhile
christ
i think i woke the neighbors
>>259125001
>he's on /v/
>>259125001
>>259125150
>>259125042
LMAO BROWING 4CHAN IN A FUCKING BAR
>>259124924
nice b8
>>259122764
i used to watch this guy when i came home from school even though the show was a bit lame i enjoyed seeing him talk about my hobby...but now it just hurts man fuck that guy
>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.
i got to work around 1pm what habbened with zoe?
>>259125001
I see that guy is on 4chan. I hope they're reading this thread right now.
YOU ARE FUCKING WASHED UP SESS.
>>259122863
Cokehead, more like cuckhold
"Adam, you seem to have a pretty big following. I'll suck your dick if you post something on twitter supporting me. And I'll swallow. Depending on how many retweets it gets, I'll probably let you fuck my asshole too."
I was at that bar, I heard it all. Adam jumped right to it and pulled out his phone. The two then got up and headed toward the bathrooms.
Hey Sess, I hope you spill booze on your laptop you huge cokehead beta faggot.
>>259124575
>guess password123 as the pw of a computer illiterate
>get in
Oh that makes me a hacker?
Thats pretty fucking neato
>>259125042
>being on 4chan in public
>>259124105
this is going in my fedora thread
>>259125001
>tatoos and piercings
>and she's fat
My god what a landwhale pig.
>>259125001
Look at the screens.
LOOK AT THEM
they really think us posting here is hacking.
>>259125195
I've seen some support for this on /b/, there's a thread active right now.
What about /pol/
>>259124365
>Zoe wasn't lying after all
This is too much. I've been on this emotional rollercoaster for too long now.
Whoever is trying to hack her is doing a piss poor job, seriously, people a million times smarter than her have been hacked faster.
THE GUYS IS ON /v/
MY LITERAL FLANKS
>>259125167
>tfw i just did this
haha im a hacker now sick
>>259125001
are people really bringing their laptops to a bar? im not going with the time, guys
>>259124737
They do, but just use 10 minute mail.
Call yourself the grand Zoombini
>>259125193
>/v/: ...with no survivors!
I've been in the middle of Bumfuck PA with no Internet for the last week
What shitstorm did I miss this month?
At this point I wonder if those people are delusional.
Like seriously delusional.
They sit in a bar and then they stare at what I assume is her mobile phone and play hacker like children.
Like
>WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT INPUT LAG ON MY IPHONE DISPLAY I TOTALLY WAS BEING HACKED RIGHT NOW
>Y..YEAH ZOE I TOTALLY SAW THAT
>>259125001
is that
is that white thing a mole
>>259123995
>>259124134
>>259124737
>>259124521
I don't give a shit about this stuff either way but holy fuck this board is full of children
>>259124680
>I am sad to live in a world where people will willfully believe biased lies
>bc they want their opnions validated more than they want truth.
>Nathan Greyson
Holy shit, the same exact thing can be said of the blatantly biased SJW's.
>mfw that Sessler faggot thinks 2-factor can save his ass
>>259125042
>>259125042
so now we know who is spamming all the bullshit in the thread
oh look ZOE sits on the sidelines and lets her little fuck buddy do all the work
>>259123828
>>259125001
THEY'RE HERE
>>259125250
Cracking and Hacking are basically synonymous in lay speak. Brute Forcing can be both though.
>>259124882
Sessler is from San Fransisco. He's always been a massive liberal douchebag. If you ever watched him on the g4 podcast you got a much better sense of him as a person. X-play kept him in check.
>>259125203
In what board are they? Anyone know how to look closer?
Sessler you cold nigga
>>259124365
This is some serious shit.
The people must know!
>>259123229
Actually 7th that we know of.
>>259123729
Once and it was from kebab
Don't know why things are happening the way they are.
Don't know who is going to join the fray.
The wind of change is blowing through the internets.
>>259125001
THIS JUST IS BROWSING 4CHAN IS 'WATCHING HACKING UNFOLD IN REAL TIME'
GO FUCK YOURSELVES QUINN AND SESS AND OTHER FUCKERS. YOU DISGUST ME. YOU ARE RUINING SOMETHING I LOVE.
HEY ADAM DO YOU LIKE LOLI?
>>259125046
he was an indie dev on Fez right? My main gripe is with the "journalists"
The little respect I had for Sessler is fucking gone.
Hey Sess we know you're here.
Quick favour, just give a shout out to my pal Jason, he'll be ecstatic.
>>259124365
YOU THINK YOU CAN HACK, /v/?
BR FUCKING B
BOOTING INTO LINUX
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
>>259125432
Go away, Zoe.
>>259123381
Underrated post
>>259125042
>>259125001
If you sorry shits can read this, know you are indescribable sociopaths and any person versed in basic computers will know that this isn't "Hacking".
DEAR JOURNALISTS WE ARE HACKING YOUR CARS RIGHT NOW AND WIRING THEM TO EXPLODE
>>259124575
What computer-illiterate people think hacking is:
>Guessing passwords in REAL TIME
What hacking actually is:
>Heartbleed exploit
>>259125262
Not really friend.
>>259125432
Welcome to /v/, now git out.
>>259125001
>hacking
>browsing 4chan
>Bringing laptops to a bar
lel. That said, the rate at which this shit is going, it's going to escalate to violence.
So apparently to sess and zoe, just us talking about the situation means we're "hacking" them.
Jesus fucking Christ, Sess. I thought you were cool.
If you're reading this. Don't drink too much, you might end up sleeping with her as well.
>>259125042
>>259125042
>>259125042
>>259125042
>Browsing 4chan without Appchan X
Holy shit these people need to die.
>>259125001
Holy fuck, apparently browsing 4chan is hacking now.
>>259124942
free PR for a free game that does not even link to her patreon, that got similar press coverage by everyone who is not Grayson, which Grayson himself never reviewed and when claims he did not have a relationship with ZQ at the time he reported on depression quest.
and framed looks plenty legit. I look forward to it.
>>259125042
>>259125001
There should be a law that anyone who flips a middle finger while having their picture taken should be slapped for being an unoriginal dumbfuck.
>>259125001
>browsing 4chan equals monitoring hackers
That's some VISUALBASIC TRACER level shit right there.
>>259124365
HES A FUCKIN MAD MAN SOMEONE ALERT SESS
>>259124048
Kill yourself.
>>259122764
I'm glad this happand, we all know about EA bribing IGN on all most everything, but now we get to see how indie dev's can pull off the same shit like Zoe Quinn did.
Zoe didn't kill gaming journalism, she just found the body. Fuck that whore... 5 Times, with 5 Guys.
>>259125001
>posting on /v/ makes you a hacker
brb posting enough to unlock total US government control mode
>>259124575
Can't tell if serious, or just retarded.
Was about to go to bed but this shit is hilarious
I've been gone for the passed eight hours, what happened?
>>259125323
>playing video games makes you a gamer
>hacking one account makes you a hacker
>>259125269
Hacker comes from "hacking away" at a password, this was before people ran scripts to try to hack in to accounts.
>>259125001
>hacking
>lurking on 4chan
is this place
is this place really that big of a boogieman to these people?
>>259124262
Best post in the thread.
>>259125001
i like to think that guy is just reading some waifu thread or some shit, it'd be hilarious
>>259125001
Does this girl not clean herself, or does she just have really thin hair? Either way, that's one ugly mop on her head.
Behind you is a symbol of corruption. Kotaku, where thousands of gamers have languished under the name of THIS WOMAN
Zoe Quinn, who has been held up to you as the shining example of indie developers! You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT INDUSTRY! Let me tell you the truth about Zoe Quinn from the words of Kotaku's journalist, Nathan Grayson
"Zoe Quinn didn't make a good game, she sucked my cock for news coverage, so that I could, to my shame, bust a nut over her face. I praised the social justice warrior who made this horrible game, but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the gamers with the truth and it is time for me to resign."
And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the CORRUPT?
>>259125001
>browsing 4chan in a bar
>somehow watching hacks being performed
im fucking dying. my sides are missing and im losing blood
>>259125543
years later it's still funny.
>>259124984
I'm not listening to a word that comes out of Sessler's coke-stained lips. Why is it that the slimiest faggots always try and take the moral high ground?
>>259125651
Sessler is literally shitposting in this thread.
Democrats/Liberals/Progressives/SJWs, whatever they're calling themselves today, are fucking scary.
>>259125001
>using your laptop at a bar
>browsing 4chan on your laptop at a bar
I didn't realize people actually did this but I'm glad I don't hang out with people like this.
>>259125435
I see you're tracking an IP by creating a GUI in visual basic. Impressive.
>>259124575
>That's literally what hacking is.
>>259125001
Jesus christ it's like the beginning of a bad joke.
>A cokehead, a tax fraud, and an emaciated Seth Rogen bring their laptops into a bar
>>259125001
>getting hacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE
>>259125001
>>259125018
Guys
I'm concerned for Adams wife. Does she know he's at the bar with a known whore who fucks video game journalists?
>they're watching us right now
>>259125575
>Don't drink too much, you might end up sleeping with her as well.
>implying he already hasn't
>>259124320
Please let those cunts get a hold of their chat logs, and make them a pastebin.
It'd bring so much fucking light into the world of the 'video game journalist' when critical underhanded text-discussions can be seen, at the cost of whatever embarrassing personal life they might have left; imagine having direct fucking evidence that these cunts have been engineering damage control the entire time.
>>259123548
/v/ and /pol/ can't focus on the real villains in this scandal when there's a gamer gurl involved. Angry lesbians, sluts and feminazis are responsible for degeneracy in America and shit games. Not the people who enable them. Everybody knows that.
Serious eyewitness account here, screencap this:
"Adam, you seem to have a pretty big following. I'll suck your dick if you post something on twitter supporting me. And I'll swallow. Depending on how many retweets it gets, I'll probably let you fuck my asshole too."
I was at that bar, I heard it all. Adam jumped right to it and pulled out his phone. The two then got up and headed toward the bathrooms.
>>259125042
so wait...zoe considered 4chan anti-feminist scum.
She's a bar with people browsing 4chan looking casual.
Do these people just put a show just to further someone else's agenda or some shit?
>>259125068
Underrated post
>>259125001
Who the fuck is Adam Sessler?
>>259123917
>I went to school for comp sci and had to deal with tons of kids who were "going to make the next great game" yet couldn't program. They are laughing stocks.
I resent this remark on the basis that it provided me with motivation to get my comp sci degree
>>259122764
Can only cry wolf so many times.
>>259125659
They are so fucking afraid of what people in 4chan can say.
>>259125645
I have fucking work in the morning. I have to get up at 6 to drive an hour and a half and do nothing for 9 hours, then drive back.
But I'm not missing this. Not tonight.
>>259125713
hahhhahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
>watching hack attempts go down live
>sitting on 4chan
pick one
>>259124575
Hacking is playful cleverness
Guessing isn't playful or clever you fucking retard
I don't even understand.
Is anyone here even talking about hacking? Everyone's pissed about the five guys but the bigger issue about gaming journalism has been exposed and people are working towards point out the hypocrisy and unethical friendships.
In which case their opinion matters little since they're directly implicated in this.
>>259125741
>everyone in the thread is now laughing at you
Good job Sessler
>>259125792
no one important
>>259125741
Maybe we should let her know.
WE ARE HACKERS ON STEROID!
DESTROY
DIE
ATTACK
WORK YO BODY WORK YO BODY
LET ME SEE YOU
ONE-TWO STEP
>>259122764
No matter how hard video games try to be taken seriously it will never work because of video game journalism.
These are the people that are the voice for the industry. The only rational journalists or reviewers are too small to ever be of importance.
Yes, the film industry has its scandals too, such as Roman Polanski and even film critics will argue with directors once in a while (Ebert on Brown Bunny), but it's never like this.
This is just low, and the thing is, is that it's not a one time thing. Video game journalism has been terrible for a while. It's a joke.
I cannot believe this people think they are worth something.
>>259125001
Why are you browsing 4chan at a bar? Sweet jesus, even /v/aggots here can agree that this is fucking beta
>>259125741
tell her
POST YOUR EPIC HAX
Adam; you are a joke and you are killing videogames.
I hope that at least she gives you a good head or at least a dimebag.
>>259125659
any website with "Chan" on the name is the big bad boogeyman, Daily reminder that while we're donating to charity
Sessler and zoe are boozing it up.
>Posting on 4cans is now hacking
Holy shit guys I'm hacking you RIGHT NOW.
>>259125792
he's nobody now
>>259124365
Enjoy your partyv&
>>259124365
>try to follow up on this joke by turning on my linux virtual machine and typing some shit
>don't know any commands that vomit out a giant list of words
well fuck me my compsci degree is worthless
>>259125001
These fucking stupid motherfuckers could just be drinking and having a good time.
But no, they choose to stew in their own self righteousness and browse 4chan in a fucking bar
These people are not only fucking cunts but theyre fucking losers. Holy shit I mad
>>259124365
http://hackertyper.com/
Okay, everyone get on it, we'll hack the NSA in no time
Where are the gore pics?
The cokehead really want to see some of those.
how the fuck can you watch a hack attempt? it's not like you double click a file and see hack attempts flying buy
top kek when Sess the Mess is in here right now, shitposting to stir the pot of shit that continues to brew.tippy toppest of keks when I'm actually Sessler
>>259125001
jesus, just how ugly is she? i almost cant believe the story about her sleeping with people or even having a boyfriend because i simply cant believe THAT is able to get laid.
i mean ive never seen a more ugly woman in my life
>>259125792
I don't know. I just know I've seen his picture once and he's some really awkward looking bald guy with the stiffest shoulders I've ever seen on a person. Almost hunchback-like.
tfw Max Scoville got fired from Rev3Games for losing his review copy of Pokemon X/Y after lending it to his girlfriend and she lost it/had it stolen while on the subway. Ended up telling someone at his job and they ousted him.
Tfw Sessler and Carboni fired after Rev3decided to cut costs to their game division
TFW both say that they're leaving on their own when the other is true.
Sess, you're obviously reading this, right?
Sorry about your job man. Coke is an expensive habit, but at least Quinn is cheap. She'll probably give you anal for those tweets!
Zoe if you are seeing this you have my support.
Smash the Patriarchy!
Sess, you should call your wife saying you're going to be home late.
Hey, Sess, if you can read this I just want to say you made X-Play such a great show (well, before the set with the giant crystal ball) and I still love you for it.That what I would say if everything funny you ever said was written by other people. :^)
>>259125792
>>259125156
>NOT HOE ZOE
>NOT SESSLER THE TRANNY MOLESTOR
>>259125659
4chan, /v/ in particular, is a legit boogeyman for gaming journalists.
We can't get censored so easily.
>>259125001
SOMEONE POST THIS ON /g/
I don't have any tech related images but they HAVE to see this!
>>259125001
>>259125001
who's the guy with the computer?
>>259125696
Thanks for reminding me LA blew the Rangers the fuck out...fucking Kings
I don't know if I should be offended or just laugh at what they're trying to pull. They really are desperate aren't they? Holy hell.
>>259125150
>>259125042
>>259125001
>Hanging out with the people you are supposed to critique and review
No conflict of interest here.
Talk about proving people right.
>>259125262
stop pretending to be sessler nerd
>>259125001
Oh god. Browsing 4chan is hacking?
Sess is like that out of touch grandpa trying to be all hip by skateboarding
>>259125001
So a cokehead, a whore and Seth Rogan walk into a bar..
>>259125823
>implying you don't have to be clever to figure out someone's password
numbnuts
>>259125696
>>259125001
This is exploding van 2.0
habeeb it
>>259125752
quick get on the muracopter
>>259125001
>https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/502633907817570306
>browsing 4chan.org is the same as watching "hacking attempts in real time"
Good fucking lord.
>>259125656
No, it didn't. Kindly go elsewhere as it's clear you're just trying to fill the thread to capacity with nonsensical drivel. Go read a book, Zoe.
Adam ur gay lmao
>>259122764
>hack attempts
Better get 10 keyboards and fight them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
>>259125824
litterally all that we do in these threads is post twitter screencaps and donate to an all women game jam Zoe sabotaged, because she would not get any money for it
>>259125792
He was the cohost of the once beloved X-play. People mistook his character for him and didn't realize in real life he's a huge douche.
Never forget:
>Q: What's your view of the state of game journalism, both written and video? Is it getting better, getting worse, changing in some way?
>Adam Sessler: I don't think something horrible is happening in game journalism. I think there's a sense, particularly among people of my generation who've been doing it for a long time, that something feels less controlled because of the ability of people to start small sites. People start to think that they aren't governed by certain rules. That may or may not be true, but I think that sometimes we get so self-critical - and it's based on the sense that no one is taking us seriously - I sometimes think we're a little too hard on ourselves.
>If you look at the wider media that's also having to deal with the immediate demands of what the Internet requires, that does create some problems. I don't think we're any worse than what's happening with the larger media as a whole. Maybe because the people that we write to, that fan base is so suspicious, can be so virulent when you slight them, that it puts us on guard even more than people that are reporting on actual politics.
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-01-09-state-of-games-journalism-interview-with-adam-sessler
>>259125824
yeah but if they play it off as internet hate machine trying to hack her, they look good
this is damage control for the young capitalist or whatever the fuck things that was getting donations
>>259124365
alright dude you're playing with fire here kid but i can see you mean business. no one-bit noobie scriptkiddy could hack his terminal pixels like that. using old-school software too i see, for those relic security exploit tricks i assume.
godspeed bro, remember to ping your ip through at least 5 proxies or you'll fry for sure
So is everyone just referring to "Zoe" as female ironically or what?
NO ONE IS HACKING ANYTHING SESSLER. FUCK OFF AND TAKE THE SLUT WITH YOU
HEY SESS. SINCE YOURE ON 4CHAN NOW, READ THIS!
ATTENTION /v/ INTERNET WARRIORS
I HAVE JUST CRACKED ZOE'S CYBERSPACE AND GOT HER PHONE NUMBER
CAN CONFIRM THAT SHE LIVES IN A MOTORCYCLE SHOP IN HONOLULU. HACKING INTO DOD DRONE SYSTEMS RIGHT NOW TO DESTROY THE MOTORCYCLE SHOP
CODE IS 0451
YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME
Sess, stop, you're embarrassing yourself, please, you used to be cool
>>259125001
I guess some retard posted "i'm trying go get her twitter password" and they think they're witnessing hacking masterminds chatting about iton 4chan
>>259125001
>>259125042
Someone post the nudes
LET THE WHOLE BAR SEE HER NUDE
>>259125972
We need to get this thread archived.
We aren't dealing with adults trying to oust an infamous minority group for easy moral support.
We're dealing with children pretending to be bullied so their parents will buy them a new toy.
>>259124320
Holy shit does anyone have experience with this? Does it work?
banning message check
Hacking is the act of getting around a problem using an unauthorized or unorthodox solution.
The term dates back to the MIT AI labs in the 60s.
90% of what the media calls hacking is actually more specifically cracking.
Cracking generally involves knowledge of hex-editing and assembly language, shit that even most programmers can't do. If you ever wonder why so few fucking classic Japanese games get translated, rom-hacking also requires this skillset.
>>259125915
5 bucks says sessler screenshots your post and posts it on twitter showing how zoe is a victim
>>259125843
>>259125859
Where is she?
Does she have an email or twitter we know about?
HEY ADAM, HOW MUCH COKE DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE BEFORE ZOE LOOKS FUCKABLE?
>>259125406
Which side of Bumfuck? I'm on the west side and I wish I didn't have internet.
>>259126038
Brute forcing is hacking at it's purest form. I wouldn't expect a kid to know anything about the history of hacking.
>>259125990
Watch Zoe be frantically tapping at her keyboard and typing a note on notebook
Sess asks
>What's that
>It's my counter program, I will not hack 4chan and ban all their accounts
>GENIUS
>>259124117
Not this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWTOx73YoPk
Hey Sessler. You done snorting coke off of that whore's vagina yet? Because if you are, I'd like to tell you you're as irrelevant as Phil Fish at this point.
this shit is gold
Who the fuck needs video games when watching multiple people destroy their career and credibility in a mere couple of days be this entertaining?
>>259125001
Welp I can't go to that bar anymore..
>>259125904
Dont you remember how zoe's defense force was faking the doxxes again yesterday in an attempt to false flag us
same shit, this time shes trying to get the cokefiend in on it for "double the proof" with a gyazo screencap and both of them saying YEAH WE SAW IT HAPPEN WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS HERE
>>259125656
Protip: The term has been around since before computers existed in places other than large universities. The term "Phone Hacker" is older than the term "computer hacker"
>>259125001
>Ride never ends
>>259126026
Where will I sit?
>>259125034
>>259125193
>>259125405
>>259125578
>>259125726
>>259125905
>>259126064
>>259125684
PARKER, BRING ME MORE PICTURES OF BANE
>>259125863
Guys this is my first time hacking what am I doing wrong
>>259126110
IVE LOGGED INTO HER MAINFRAME
IVE GOT ALL OF HER CODES
>>259126095
She has nude sets for SG, she is female.
>>259126110
FALSE FLAG
FALSE FLAG
FALSE FLAG
We know that's you Zoe.
>>259122764
go back to your cocaine sessler
>>259126157
>We need to get this thread archived.
Go back to >>>/b/, vermin.
i bet he fucked her and i wonder if i had the opportunity to lose my virginity over an article, why fucking not
>>259126015
I don't understand this. What's the reference?
Out at a bar obsessing over 4chan it's great.
>>259125042
why are there white squares where her eyes are?
ALRIGHT GUYS
I'M IN THE ZOE MAINFRAME
I'M GONNA OPEN THE PORTS AND BOOT UP MY EXES. STAND BACK AND DON'T LET ANY OF THE BINARY HIT YOU.
>>259126104
How to make an idiot of yourself starring Sessler.
GUYS, I WAS AT THE BAR THEY'RE AT.
She was so fucking nonchalant about it. She literally offered to suck his dick if he posted support for her on Twitter and then offered him anal. He jumped to it and posted the tweet, then they went to the bathroom.
Sessler if you can see this just fuck off. You literally have no foot in video games at this point. You were just a card reader on XPlay. The moment i realized you were trash was when you actually defended the characters and story of DmC. You understand nothing and are nothing but a coke fiend retard at this point.
I understand how someone with no ethics or morals could fuck such a hambeast with none herself. You two are made for one another. Plus indie games don't fucking matter so enjoy hanging out with a crew that fucks a bitch that makes a text flash game.
>>259124575
hi sessler
>>259125001
I was pretty much sure they're just lurking 4chan and being huge niggers as always, but then I brushed it off as being too gay, even for them.
>>259125001
Who even is that? That's not Fishy Phil, is it?
>>259126110
I'm connecting into the lunix, i'll be 2 nanosecs m8
Code to reach me is :0420XxxDankWizardsxxX
Hey Sessler, how much longer are white knights going to infantilize women by being adamant they can do no wrong?
I'm just looking for a time frame here.
>>259125710
>complaints all over poster
>"stop bitching!"
Wut.
Maybe if Zoe's at a computer she can shoot an email to Joshua Bogg's wife to explain how she was a part of ruining a marriage. Fuck I feel so bad for the wife, that shit hurts your soul. I hope she's divorcing him.
>>259126297
Sup Brett. Do you like vidya?
>>259126268
4CHAN HACKERS ON STEROIDS
APPARENTLY WE ARE BACK
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO EXERT EFFORT AND WE CONTROL EVERYTHING APPARENTLY.
>>259125897
just make some lists faggot
ACTIVATE: HACK.EXE
class:hack:
{
/delete system32
set database: oppress women
/end
}
>mfw when i just hacked this bitch good
>>259126158
i tell you how if you give me your creditcardinfo
>>259126293
in her boobs
>>259126178
no, 90% of what the media calls hacking is actually fishing scams dumb people fall for
>Gaming journalism
Hey, smart idea to check email and "watch being hacked live" on public wifi.
>>259125926
>Scoville fired for losing his review copy of X/Y.
That explains why they never had a review for it on Rev3Games.
Holy shit
>>259126303
>>259126110
Incoming Red Flag
>>259126297
sup brett hows it hangin
>>259126297
SHIT BRETT YOU FORGOT TO DELETE SYSTEM32
>>259125902
Fuck this is fun.
>>259126110
I MADE A TCP/IP IN VISUAL BASIC AND WE'RE ALL READY TO HIT HER WITH EVERYTHING WE GOT
>>259126109
This is so retarded, where do I even start? If you weren't a kissless virgin living at home with your parents, you'd realize that the most important part of moving up in the business world is by networking.
An influential indie dev knows people in the industry? Stop the fucking presses.
Also fuckin' LOL at the implication that going out socially to have drinks is at all a negative thing. Maybe you should leave the house sometime.
>>259126268
If Adam is to her left, who is that to Zoe's right browsing /v/? OP?
>>259124710
You know, them admitting to hanging out with her late at night while there's accusations she's sleeping with the press doesn't look good.
>>259125446
This kid can't be 10.
>>259125001
You know you're fucking terrible when I have more respect for a fucking puppet
>>259126110
hahaha this stupid little bitch has no clue.
i have back passes into the mainframe. kotaku, zoe quinn, twitter, it's all ours baby
>>259126268
>that greasy disgusting colored hair
Remember, if sites like Kotaku lose viewership over this we've won.
Godspeed.
>>259126349
fucking newfags, when will they ever learn?many years ago there was a TV news report about anonymous and they kept adding in stock photage of exploding vans in order to paint them as terrorists.
>>259125001
>browsing 4chan in public
we are fighting people with absolutely no dignity here, it's impossible to win.
Man, when I was a kid before G4 happened, Sessler was my fucking hero.
Back when Extended Play was a thing he always seemed so cool and collected and looked like he knew what he was talking about. Even when Tech TV ended and you could clearly see the shows become more chadbro-oriented Sessler still felt like the ONE decent thing when Morgan was mocking weeb games and every other show turned into something like Video Game Vixens.
Can this be a Tech TV memorial thread?
>>259126297
brett more like bread because you're about to get crumbed, boy.
NICE JOB BEING IN THIS THREAD SESSLER. We anonymous legions can remotely hack your computer by targeting the electronic turbo nodes in your web browser.
EVERYONE LEND MY YOUR ENERGY
ACTIVATE YOUR PLASMA HACKING SERVOS
b3g1n1ng 1337 h4x
T@RG3T=B1G DUMB F@GG0T
@CT1V@T1NG N3UTR0N D3ST@B1L1Z@T10N
>>259125001
As stupid as this is, they're probably laughing at how stupidly everyone is responding to it.
>>259125001
When I go to bars with my friends I dont bring my laptop.
Most of the time I dont even bring my smartphone
Finally
Finally Zoe makes something remotely close to entertaining
holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in forever
>>259126297
Damn it, Brett, we talked about this
>>259126321
You goof did you even read the post its a joke
>>259126458
>>259126252
Sadly it won't even harm their credibility at all. You can get away with literally anything in the video game industry, and people will still defend and support you. Nobody but /v/ will remember this in a week. Hell, Sessler's retired anyway. Nothing left to ruin
>>259125428
no it's an eye
>>259126357
>DON'T LET ANY OF THE BINARY
Okay let me make a point.
I read every single word of the blog her ex made about Zoe and him.
Then I objectively looked at all the events that happened.
I formulated an opinion on this matter.
I'm willing to bet most SJW's didn't do this... How? It shows from the biased articles and tweet responses
Hi, Sess.
Hi, Zoe.
Hi, rude hipster asshole flipping the bird.
When you guys are all pounding Zoe later tonight, remember to use protection.
>>259126448
Ah, of course
>>259126408
>>259126303
>>259126110
>Samefag False flagging
Get our Zoe.
>>259126458
I'm guessing she wasn't hot enough for Suicide Girls, huh? And their standards are pretty low.
As a Zoe-hater, I want to say you're all fucking retarded. They were talking about the movie "Hackers" but more mundane.
>>259126492
>>259126485
>>259126427
>>259126562
>>259126575
Please stop hacking me guys I'm frightened
>>259125001
Adam Sessler is my pick for biggest idiot. He found a ship that's sinking and then booked the entire bottom floor. Anyone with half a brain would distance themselves from Zoey. I hope that loose pussy is worth not having a future career. I for one am disappointed in you faggot.
>>259126408
>>259126303
>>259126357
SEAL TEAM 6 HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION
ENTER THE 16 DIGIT CD KEY LOCATED ON THE BACK OF YOUR JEWEL CASE TO CANCEL RAID
____ _____ ____ ____
ohhh you little 4babbies got me
guess what, all of you trolls hacking us will be in trouble soon enough. we have your mac addresses and ips and will send them to the FBI
better quit now while you're ahead
>>259126297
c'mon brett did you forget to install the killing software
we've been over this guy
get it together
Adam "Roxo The Clown" Sessler here. Ask me anything.
>>259126657
I'm hacking you right now, baby.
cd usr
delete
cd sys
delete
shutdown
SHIT MY GATEWAY IS COMPROMISED, ABORT
i love video games
Quick everyone post your hacking face
>"i-i-i-it wasn't cocaine! I w-w-w-was just t-t-tired!!"
NO ONE IS BUYING IT SESS
>>259126553
But we don't have any dignity either.
And here I was concerned that this night was going to be boring.
The other day I was joking that it would come out that she's also fucking Klepick and Phil Fish. I was going to say Dorito Pope and the Sess, but I was hesitant and decided against it because I thought it was ludicrous it'd go that far.
Guess I was wrong.
I really liked Sessler. Fucking shame
>>259126519
>n'dayyummmmm
I still say this because of that puppetyeah im a faggot i know
>>259126557
No because it's bringing back painful memories of its demise.ALL OF THOSE TALENTS GONE TO WASTE
>>259126657
>I'm being LITERALLY hacked right now, omg
HOLD UP GUYS
I'LL TRACE AN IP BY CREATING A GUI IN VISUAL BASIC
I NEED MORE TIME
>>259126682
I don't even use a Mac LOL
>>259125001
What is that white thing growing out the side of her face just underneath her glasses? It looks kind of like an eye.
>>259126297
For Zoe and all indie devs everywhere!!!!
>>259126297
Dumbass, you have to type EXTERMINATE_TARGET_INPUT:ADAM_SESS
LAUNCH? >Y N?
How do these people all fucking know each other? Is the whole indie/reviewer/blogger community just one big circle-jerk of the same handful of people?
Let's get this shit started.
> Adam "Line Dyson" Sessler
>>259126682
>>259124365
You deserve a lifetime of jail
>>259126458
>>259126458
>>259126458
>>259126458
>>259126458
Hope the whole bar sees you stupid fucks
>>259126481
Lose a review copy? What a fuckin hack.
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL I HAVE FULL GLOBAL SATURATION NOW WHERE IS YOUR COKE NOW SESSLER?!
>>259126268
What the hell is that on the side of her face? A big fucking pimple or another one of her dumb attention-whoring body mods?
okay this is officially the best zoe thread.
Guys, as much as I want this story to change thing I am under the impression that we are losing. We cannot win against these professional twitter warriors, they practically live on this. We are outcasts, most of us without any social media account to stem the tide, and even if we tried the masses are against us.
Western gaming is dead, it is now used as a propaganda and clickbait tool for ad money. We must let it go...
>>259126557
Hes become an SJW man
Women in the industry can never be wrong, or never do anything wrong
you know that
Also how sad is it being Zoe's BF?
Like you are aware she is getting dicked by random guys while you sleep right?
>all this hack talk
This is why I love you, /v/. Never change.
>>259126638
Who is this angel?
>>259125824
They are apparently. I wonder if Zoe had Sessler or "The Bird" post to Wizardchan as well.
>>259125973
259125973
>>259125973
259125973
>>259125973
259125973
this
>>259125446
>posting the version with the screen names redacted
everyone quick spam nudes
>>259122764
How do you watch a hacking attempt?
GUYS.
ARCHIVE THIS THREAD AND USE IT AS PROOF OF THEIR LIES
>>259124697
more like this
>>259126748
NO WAY
DO YOU HAVE A 16 MEG PIPE OR SOMETHING? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?
>>259125915
>i mean ive never seen a more ugly woman in my life
i've seen loads of women uglier
and i'd still fuck them because i have brain problems
i already masturbated to zoe's nude set
come at me
i'll cum at you
>>259125435
Shit don't post that here it's supposed to be a secret
VIDEOGAMESIDEOGAMES7
>>259126817
Naturally, I knows the hacker.
>>259125001
>"Don't forget to wrap your willy"
>>259125406
The creator of the game Depression Quest, Zoe, is facing allegations that she slept with several video game press members and devs. The press she slept with gave her favorable reviews. This all comes out when her now ex boyfriend finds out she cheated on him and posts about it.
She then causes several videos critical of her and her game to be taken down from Youtube.
Several websites have been taking down stories about her, which many people believe to be censorship or trying to protect Zoe. It's most likely to prevent doxing from taking place, but people are riled up.
g-guys did this man call all of us a hacker? AM I A FRIKKIN HACKER NOW? *_*
>>259126762
Basically. I used to think indie devs were actually independent. But it's a massive wankfest of an "elite inner circle".
Everyone I have gained access to Zoe's e-mail by rerouting the subsystems through the neurowaves connector to the power matrix. I can delete the world from here. All it took was a tissue, a piece of cheese, a ring, and some good old fashioned elbow grease.
>mfw I'm literally hacking right now
How do you watch hackers hacking? Can't he just describe what is happening?
>>259125001
>he jimbo what are you looking at
>im monitoring the site that is attacking Zoe
>Oh really? what site is that?
>4chan. they are a bunch of hackers and shit
>"I'm watching the hacking attempts LIVE with Zoe"
>>259126812
agreed, it's the only one that's good. guess sessler is good for something
WAY TO GO SESS MACHINE I WAS STARTING TO GET BORED OF ALL OF THIS.
>>259126595
I have to partially disagree. The only people left after this ARE the SJWs defending them. No one from /v/, reddit, or tumblr gives a shit about anyone involved in this anymore.
>>259126827
>not knowing The "Will ride fandom horsecock for game" Boxxy
ADAM I'M YOU'RE BIGGEST FAN
PLS RESPOND
PLS
PLS
Hey guys i just hacked twitter
what should i do?
>>259126812
Probably the best moment.
Just save the twitter screencap so we can prove it later and get iron wall'd out by a literal cult of defensive, abusive individuals.
>>259126762
You finally figured it out.
Notice how Zoe condemned everyone for "gossiping" and that she was going to work on videogames instead, like a mature adult.
What does she do in reality? Call up all her friends to hang out and rub some more elbows with journalists.
GUYS I'VE HACKED INTO THE MAINFRAME AND MANAGED TO STEAL ALL OF THE INTERNET
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW!?
@@@819301943TG^
C://Computer/Users/zoe - TRACE
Executing trace... 06823659592374658383
3X3CUT3 &&&&&&&&%&*^%r
I've hacked into her LUA signal and have bounced the IP back to her router. Now I just need to get the D/IP codes to be able to trace her wifi signal and call my connections on her.
>>259126758
i see you, jason
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
>>259125659
they fear free speech and the power of anonymity
>>259126665
>He found a ship that's sinking and then booked the entire bottom floor.
>*tips fedora for making me laugh irl*
>>259126408
Can we get a Mod to show this IP?
>>259126750
Stop, my fucking sides can't take this shit
>>259126418
I have no idea how these people operate.
Like, this nice liberal man hates capitalism, yet bought all the items on his person. It doesn't make any sense.
>>259125575
someone is def hacking a bunch of game dev skype accounts, harvesting contacts and hacking more
>>259126758
JASON NO!
>>259126268
>>259126406
not ugly enough to be him
>Six Guys
/v/ is officially saved.
I haven't had this much fun here in years.
>>259125001
What the fuck is that on her face?
>>259126758
dammit jason, if you have a japanese locale installed you need to type 'seppuku' instead of kill
this is entry level shit man
>>259127020
I'm calling the FBI.
This is getting way too retarded.
Also yep Adam, I said retarded.
>>259126854
>all images gone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>259126458
If your name is called you must post your Twitter and Facebook passwords.
>Adam
>Zoe
>David
>>259127020
You moron.
MP4's are for video.
>>259126303
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZPzke6fDo&list=UUxXUQuvoiIAlpM2osoAitjQ
>>259123002
They are literally browsing /v/.
That's 'hack attempts in real life"
POST NUDES
POST NUDES
POST NUDES
POST NUDES
POST NUDES
POST NUDES
>>259126682
>>259127015
STICK YOUR HACK DRIVE INTO HER ETHERNET PORT, IT'S NOT ENCRYPTED
>>259126996
DELETE THIS
>>259124365
ayy lmao
>>259126996
CALL ADAM A FAGGOT
BREAKING NEWS JONTRON IS LIVE ON HIS TWITCHTV
>Her power is growing
>Celebrity support growing
>toothless /v/ assrage
Nah but seriously, how [spoiler[BLOWN THE FUCK OUT[/spoiler] are you?
>>259126110
Contacting MarshViperX
The game is over.
>>259126827
I don't know, but here is her video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQYiSTPhz4M
>>259126996
>not running your IP hacks through a 64bit warpnet to increase password salvage rate
>>259127097
Soon to be semen
>>259126268
Her hair is the most greasydisgusting thing I have ever seen in 4chan history
>all these SJWs blocking me and getting mad
>so mad that they submitted me as a level 1 high priority "threat" to their blockbot
>Zoe still hasn't blocked me and even favorited a tweet I made about her blowing somebody
am i getting laid guise
>>259125498
Probably. He seems like he'd fuck anything with a pulse.
>>259126758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cgOti7gLus
>hacking
now your in trouble
>>259126752
likely some special snowflake frankenstein body mod
THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED
I REPEAT
THE BEAGLE HAS LANDED
>>259127015
I'M GONNA GORGOLPLEX YOUR HYPER CAPACITOR WHILE DEBUGGING YOUR JIZE L-FRAME PORT
GET READY FAGGOT
Her hair is fucking gross.
What does Sess do for money now anyways?
I mean he lost all credibility he had while at rev3 so he's not some hot commodity.
>>259124365
Alright faggot, we have tracked you down and I'm giving you until 3 to stop that hacking bullshit and open the door up or we will blow.
1..
Hold the Phone, When did anyone give a shit about Adam Sessler?
>>259127274
It's called conditioner, nerd.
>>259126357
HE'S WIRED IN GUYS
she's sucking off sess right now
>>259124021
>>259127245
Not as BTFO as your spoilers.
GUYS
ADAM IS A MOLE
NO ONE WOULD REALLY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST ABOUT WATCHING HACKS GO DOWN LIVE
AND THEN POST A SCREENSHOT OF 4CHAN
HE IS TRYING TO DISCREDIT THEM
I MEAN SERIOUSLY NO ONE COULD BE THAT FUCKING RETARDED
THANK YOU BASED SESS
YOU ARE A MARTYR
But who watches the watchmen
Friend of a AAA dev here. No one huge but he knows a lot of people. And apparently this whole indie scandal is unsurprisingly the laughing stock. No professional is ever going to take Zoe seriously again. If not because of the history in porn (no one of any importance believes the lie that they were leaked) then her complete lack of professionalism and you know, lack of actual coding skills.
Patreon funding will dry out, she'll have to face the fact that she has no future here.
>>259127245
Ctrl-S bro.
Also this is just harmless fun, calm your tits baitman.
>>259125001
she looks like a wet dog
>>259125446
>threatening violence on a 10 year old
>>259127245
Just for that Sess, I'm going to HTML the GUI on your Smartphone.
>>259127054
Sess please. Nobody is hacking anyone.
the /g/ inside me is fucking laughing its ass off
(You)
>>259126682
Nice try, but I have a 12-core. I've overclocked my hard drive so hard and now it kicks. Good luck with that, as I've bounced my IP off my ethernet and sent it back to you. Enjoy calling the SWAT team on yourself.
>>259125068
I KEKED
ARCHIVING THE THREAD NOW
USING IT AS PROOF OF NOHAX
It's a good thing threads last longer now, Zoe and Sess can wander off to the bathroom so Sess can snort coke off her clit, and the thread will definitely still be here when they get back!
>>259126296
Yes. Show them how 4chan really is. Nothing but bane.
Good god, Zoe looks like a fucking mess.
That greasy, fading blue hair. That pale spotty skin with poor complexion, the constant body mods and tattoos as a means to stay relevant in place of actually producing any content.
Sure, she's got one thing in common with Five Guys Burger and Fries: covered in fucking grease and belongs in a brown paper bag.
>>259127060
where are the water bottles?
>>259127296
Otacon! Put up a firewall and decrypt the worm cluster! NOW!
>>259126682
>Implying I'm in Amerifat jurisdiction
top kek
>>259126682
>>259126750
>>259126595
That's why over the years I have become so skeptical of the whole industry. I went from reading IGN, Kotaku and Polygon to just getting my news from no name bloggers and such.
I'M LOOKING UP HER IP AS WE SPEAK GUYS, I'M GOING TO HACK HER GOOD.
>>259125863
>>259127217
Man I haven't seen this in years
>>259127050
I bet this faggot doesn't even understand the full concept of "capitalism" and had JUST learned about it in his fucking community college society class.
>>259127380
The problem is that gaming journalists are not professional too.
Hey it's THE SESS here
Ask me anything
>>259122764
>hack attempts going down live
Xe is literally insulting the intelligence of the legions of libtard shitheads that follow him on twatter.
>>259125741
It's ok, Sessler quit, he can't help her career.
SESS DO NOT OPEN THIS PIC
IT CONTAINS SEVERE HACKS
>>259125446
isnt Trick IX a somethingawful mod?
>>259127239
>that picture
This is what I imagine happens after the bar.
>>259127159
clever social engineering hack right there
>>259127243
BREAKING NEWS JONTRON IS LIVE ON HIS TWITCHTV
WILL JON CONTINUE TO BE BASED OR WILL HE BE COWED BY THE SJW ONSLAUGHT?
STAY TUNED
Adam Sessler just hacked my CrackDealers.gov account and snorted all my Cyber Coke
>>259126682
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I HAVE YOUR HOME ADDRESS, MAC ADDRESS, PETS CLUBHOUSE ADDRESS AND YOUR VANS BEEN RIGGED WITH 32 CHERRYBOMBS
>>259127486
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, MAN? A GAME?
>>259127486
OH FUCK
>>259127343
10 years ago when he actually had a show worth watching on a channel worth giving a shit about.
>>259126750
>>259126682
>>259125435
>Hack sony
My sides
>>259124891
NO
IT'S A RUSE
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS MAN
HE WANTS ANITA TO GET HER SHIT ALL OVER THE GAME WHEN SHE SEES IT AND DONATES TO TFYC.
IF SHE DOES THIS THEN WE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WIN.
FUCK OFF
>>259124984
"Ladies room" at the top.
Wonder if he sees the irony.
You know he'll end up fucking her tonight.
He'll get fucking hammered and so will she, then he'll do a line of coke and they'll start joking about how 4chan always talks about how she's an easy lay and how they're probably fucking.
They will stare at each other for 3 seconds, then he'll kiss her (on the mouth) and drag her to the toilet to ravage her asshole.
>>259125435
>hack sony
top kek
>>259127243
ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE ITS TRUE
>>259127243
bullshit
>>259127508
>How does she taste?
>>259127508
are you getting sloppy seconds, or are you just gonna drag her to the bathroom while her beta boyfriend tries to figure out how to hack 4chan?
>>259127508
where can I get some beak man
Hacking with @na1 penetration mainframe program.
>>259122764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0
>>259126982
it looks like her but its not her
you can go to her youtube its like shoeonhead or something
>>259124123
PLEASE
GODDAMNIT, I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP
Whats going on in this thread guys?
>>259125446
And people think 4chan crosses the line...
>>259127508
Hello, this is the Shark. Please stop contacting us. We will not trade you cocaine for 'positive press'.
>>259127245
lmao, they are among us
this shit is just too good
>>259127380
Well yeah we already knew that. We're just having fun on the ride for once and don't want it to end.
>>259127281
No shit, he's fucking Zoe.
>>259124575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3qHepWxn-k
I know right. Did you get you watch this video too ?
>>259127561
JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MAC.
>>259127092
i don't have an image to express how hard im laughing
>>259127097
a swollen, rejecting, likely infected microdermal piercing
>>259127048
Unleash the MAC attack
>>259127508
Who's your supplier?
IM AM CURRENTLY ON TOR HAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER CATCH A MASTER HACKER SUCH AS MYSELF.
JANTROON IS STREMMIN U GAIS
>>259127508
FBI is raiding your house for coke and CP, have a good day m8
>>259127508
What's your favorite breed of cat?
>>259126501
Sess pls
>JONTRON'S LIVE
FUCK YES
>HE'S PLAYING COUNTERSHIT
FUCK NO
The sad thing is that Sessler thinks we're all garbage.
"It's because you are" He'll probably say when/if he sees this.
Yes, not wanting nepotism in the game industry is a bad thing.
Yeah, wanting fair reporting on these issues is a bad thing.
Totally disregard that one game dev harassing a girl over Facebook that got reported on by Kotaku and harassed enough to where he lost his job. Yeah, that was entirely personal, but of course that gets covered. No one will touch this story.
Fuck this industry. Everyone is so incestuous. What a joke. Wanting fair coverage makes me a misogynist apparently. Whoops. Guess I should tell all my girl friends to fuck off since I hate women now.
>>259127508
what's your favorite anime?
Can i be 6th guy or meme?
>>259125446
That kid was the hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.
>>259126297
Agent Brett, you have to delete system32 first and then assume direct control
>>259125446
Did... did they just got BTFO by that kid?
>>259127092
I think Tortanic was the last time /v/ was this much fun.
>>259126750
Post of the year
>>259127541
OH SHIT I OPENED THE IMAGE. AM I HACKED NOW??
FUCK
>sjws are so fucking stupid they will actually believe this bullshit
>>259124046
it does lead to being biased, but no one gets to choose their friends.
What's important is that they should always disclose how close they are when making reviews
>>259127243
>>259127553
>>259127603
>>259127605
He's just playing counterstrike. Will he actually fight for us or is he just using this for twitch $$$?
UPDATE: He went offline briefly. Should be back in a moment.
>>259127820
Just take solace in the thought that we're not coke fiends.
>>259127486
>>259127491
REMINDER THAT THESE ARE NOT REAL HACKS
>>259127508
pics of you and the whore at the bar for proof or gtfo
>>259124105
*nods respectfully* has replaced *tips fedora* for me now
sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get install hax
sudo hax -t "http://www.twitter.com/TheQuinnspiracy"
which password
cd /usr/local/password
cp /usr/local/password/zoe /home//v//
It's all over now. Turning this over to the NSA.
its called powershell 4 a reason kid
>>259125539
I upboated it just for you. xD
>>259126750
>>259125001
Hey Zoe and present fuckbuddy company: your careers are over and you don't even know it yet. Get your rocks off while you're still employable, because this gravy train is steaming towards a canyon. And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
also
>bringing a laptop to a bar
>>259127771
>this thread speed pickup
Good job Sess, you couldn't have revived this thread any better if you publicly denounced Zoe and called her a whore.
You cant even damage control correctly.
>>259127906
the only real hack in this thread is sessler
>>259127508
We have a position open for you here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza working the night shift as a security guard
Do you want it?
Nice try 4chains, but I'm a grade-AAA hacker, and I've bypassed all your hacking attempts. You haven't accounted for these public information videos, \V\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y2zo0JN2HE
>>259127852
yes
for 3 easy payments of 59.99 US dollars I can unhack you remotely
leave your credit card info
>>259127960
HE HACKED A CHILD
IT'S OVER
>>259127508
You know where I can score some coke in LA?Post tripcode on Twitter.
>>259125042
not one, but two
Exploding Van.gif fucking where?
Anyone got the -censored- Zoe porn pics so I can do something funny
>>259128020
FUCKING
ROASTED
ATTENTION 4CHAN SCUM
THIS IS ZOE 'THE HAMBURGLAR' QUINN
IF YOU DO NOT STOP HARASSING ME AND CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES BY 1000 MILITARY/HACKER TIME I WILL DOUBLE CLICK THIS AND YOU WILL BE FUXXXED
>>259128020
>>259127491
>proof of pirating games
Fuck you fagget, I just hacked into the pentagon and plastered your IP onto Obama's smart phone.
Enjoy a fine of $20000 and prison for life, bitch.
>>259127960
>>259127965
you guys are too fucking desperate
Wow, suddenly this drama is hilarious instead of aggravating.
>>259127508
Whats a good price range for a kilo of cocaine?
>>259127508
would you snort crack off of this booty?
>>259127245
>Celebrity support growing
>Celebrity
Haha what
>>259127965
we have tu go deep3r
>>259126934
I don't know if this is bait, but could you stop spreading the bullshit that she slept with press for reviews?
She slept with press and that press then wrote articles that featured her and her game to a degree.
>>259125068
10/10
>>259128061
...
It's the unix command for copying silly.
>>259128020
>>259127897
>Giving a shit if people fight for you
>Giving a shit in general
>Implying SJW aren't just as annoying as the straight, white men they mock
>Implying both sides don't just shoot down the other's argument via petty insults
>Implying any progress one way or the other will actually be made
>Giving a shit about any of this
>2014
>VIDEOGAMES
>>259127610
Warm mayo
>>259127628
Dunno yet
>>259127639
No, DO YOU?
>>259127771
E.A.
>>259127792
Cool.
>>259127795
Doberman
>>259127826
Wanpiss
>>259128024
I've been meaning to play this.
>>259128020
DAYUM SON
>>259128026
OH SHIT SHE FOUND OUT THE SECRET OF DOUBLEHACKING
BROS, BAND TOGETHER
WE NEED TO ALL TAKE ONE KEY EACH AND COUNTER IT
>>259126361
You should have sat next to their booth and wrote up a pastebin of what you can hear.
>>259125001
can anyone I.D. the faggot flipping the bird? game journalist or indie dev?
>>259127707
FUCK, I'LL HAVE TO RESEND THE DRONES TO CONFIRM, YOU WIN THIS ROUND MAC-LESS MAN!
>>259127549
>Whoever fucks Zoe is attacked by crabs
seems accurite
>>259128195
go away zoe, men are talking
>ZOE'S COUNTER HACKS ARE BACKTRACING 4CHAN NETBIOS
>LEVEL FOUR ALERT
>4CHAN IS BEING DELETED, REROUTE THE IPv6!!!
>>>/z/
>>259128215
>warm mayo
oh god i just gagged hard
>>259125428
maybe it's a tumor
>This is a war on X
This fucking phrase, man.
People mock news sources who use this phrase in real life. It's turned politicians into laughingstocks. Why in the everloving fuck would someone who desires respect as a reporter ever resort to using that phrase?
>mods here but not deleting the thread
Why the fuck?
>>259126850
only one i had
>>259126812
Who knew Sessler could still make me laugh?
>>259122764
We should hack Sess' dog to teach him
>>259127508
Did you do a line off her tits before posting that tweet?
>>259126682
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, ZOE
MY HACKING LEVEL FAR SURPASSES YOURS
>>259126501
Completely missed the point about Zoe actually sleeping with her male "friends"
Completely missed the point where she has used people before to get what she wants
Completely missed the point that, sessler/guy who gave us the finger, are currently being used.
You like many SJWs and sympathizers who just put on thier blinders and pretend zoe can do no wrong because you "know" her or don't believe the information. It's fucking pathetic. You're pathetic.
>>259128215
on a scale of butter to mayonnaise how greasy is Zoës hair?
ATTENTION 4CHAN CIS MALE SCUM
THIS IS ZOE 'THE HAMBURGLAR' QUINN
IF YOU DO NOT STOP HARASSING ME AND CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES BY 1000 MILITARY/HACKER TIME I WILL DOUBLE CLICK THIS AND YOU WILL BE FUXXXED
I HAVE ALL OF YOUR BIG MAC ADDRESSES
>>259128257
NO DON'T
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
THE POOR, SEXY, FORCEFULLY CROSSDRESSED CHILDREN
new thread
>>259128004
>>259128004
>>259128026
ok this is getting weird the fucking idiots obviously would't say this here. I mean sure she's a colossal moron for this whole thing and deserves what's coming at her but really do you think this is her the cum gurgling slut queen anti-anti-sjw
sup sess, wanna share this 8 ball?
We can take turns snorting off that cute guy with the purple hair
>>259125783
Fake but I believe it.
>>259125001
SHIT WE'RE COMPROMISED
DROP ALL THEIR RAM OFF IN AN ETHERNET DUCT WE'RE GOING TO TRACE THEIR DIGITAL FOOTSTEPS BY RUNNING A CODEX PROTOCOL AND PLANTING A DEREZZ BOMB IN THEIR SOFT DATA DIRECTORY.
>>259127960Is it Gentoo? I hope it is Gentoo
>>259125863
We hack now
>>259128265
Giant Crab Battle,
Historically accurate
>>259128273
You're too late. I've already hacked into moot's account and now I'm going to delete 4chan!
Maybe I'm showing my age, but do kids these days actually hang out in bars with their laptops?
>>259126750
Why isn't anyone just wgetting her laptop?
>>259125001
That's not even a blue board.
THESE FUCKS CAN'T EVEN BROWSE 4CHAN PROPERLY
>>259128215
So sess, how do you plan on countering the 1337 H4XX0RZ of 4chins? I mean we are obviously all very qualified crackers. I once brute forced my own password when I forgot it, top of the line shit here man.
>>259128257
*nods respectfully towards you* Nice try, son.
>>259127897
Link?
>>259128268
>Implying I even picked a side in that
>Implying both sides aren't shit
>Implying I'm the Bugermeister
>2014
http://4archive.org/v/thread/259122764
THREAD ARCHIVE. PROOF OF NOHAX
>>259128020
Ouch.
Thread mascot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXW02XmBGQw
>>259128468
None of the bars I go to.
>>259128020
>>259127965
>oliviafrombolivia.txt
>>259128020
>>259128361
10/10 made me chuckle
>>259125001
somebody screenshot all these repiles this is hilarious
>>259128020
>>259128452
And nothing of value was lost.....if that's how the Internet worked>>259128468
Anyone know where this bar is? Anyone plan on heading down there?
>>259124575
>>259124030
This is probably true. Once he left X-Play and was on his own, he didn't have them to rely on and had to make his own shit.
And he is horrible at it.
Alternate explanation is that he has always been like this, did write his own shit for X-Play (yeah right), but was held back somewhat by the producer.
Or cocaine.
>>259128468
No, this never happens.
You only see this shit at coffee shops or McDonalds.
I'm fucking coming for you Zoespoiled text
GUYS
ADAM IS A MOLE
NO ONE WOULD REALLY BE STUPID ENOUGH TO POST ABOUT WATCHING HACKS GO DOWN LIVE
AND THEN POST A SCREENSHOT OF 4CHAN
HE IS TRYING TO DISCREDIT THEM
I MEAN SERIOUSLY NO ONE COULD BE THAT FUCKING RETARDED
THANK YOU BASED SESS
YOU ARE A MARTYR
GUYS I JUST DECRYPTED THE FIREWALL AND HACKED THE MAINFRAME
WAT DO
>JonTron plays videogames
>/v/ is upset
it's like /v/ isn't actually about videogames
>>259127836
yes
furries and 10 year olds can blow these guys the fuck out effortlessly, that's how far down the chain they are
>>259124575
Well I guess Im a master hacker for forgetting my Steam password
Six Guys: Beers and Creampies
>>259126682
Fake Zoe posts. I've now seen everything. I would have maybe thought it was real, but MAC ADDRESSES AND IPS? I laughed so hard.
>>259128715
He was held back by cocaine or the cocaine made him lose an inhibitions?
>>259127508
>Implying they would have figured out tripcodes that quickly.
I know it's not hard, but this would be giving them too much credit, too look anywhere beyond the front page.
new thread
>>259128004
>>259125001
>Yuri is master
This is what I imagine Zoe and Adam are doing right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8yLB1KA9Y
>>259128468
No. Even a board full of virgins and manchildren know better than that.
>>259124021
She managed to get flags for all 6 love interests.
This whole case really does prove the double standards of the industry. Feminists whine about women being sexualized in games and being damels in distress who needs to be rescued... and that's exactly what she is. She posted her nudes online, sleeps with the majority of the indie dev community, she has no skills related to game development and she needs to be rescued by other men (if you can call them that).
She's worse than the worst stereotypes of women in games.
>>259125807
Goddamn, why are kids such pussies these days. I'm up until 3 am every night, up for work at 8 and I bust ass all day. I'll sleep when I'm dead
>>259128361
>zoe 'the hamburglar' quinn
>>259127258
I'm in love.