HASH SLINGING SLASHER CONFIRMED FOR SUPER SPLASH BROS.
Current roster (minus the Hash Slinging Slasher)
>patchy the pirate
Thanking the based god now.
>Not maining King Jelly
Look at all these fucking NERDS
WHAT THE FUCK
Hash "Literally Who" Slinging Slasher gets in, but we still don't get Squidwards House? What the literal fuck Hillenburg?
Oh, and you assholes who spout "But he's too big!" That's bullshit and you know it. If they can make the Flying Dutchman fit in, they can make Squidwards House fit in.
>yfw hillenburg announces third party characters on Nickelodeon Direct
ed edd n eddy
Who made this shitty roster?
What a shit roster. Im going back to playing Rocko's Modern All Stars Battle Royale. Enjoy your casual shovelware, fags.
>no caveman alt spongebob and Patrick
>no grandpappy the pirate
>no bobby sauce
>no Ned and the needlefish
>Patrick's final smash isn't Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
oh boy, can't fucking wait to have my shit slapped again by this OP piece of fucking shit
how is this defendable in any way, it's beyond a joke
>Watching Little Cousin yesterday
>He really likes Doc McStuffins
>Put it on, its some episode about a gorilla toy that has an itchy belly
>Spend the whole episode thinking she sounds familiar, can't put a finger on it
>Suddenly realize its pearl from spongebob
Man, It made me want to go watch some earlier episodes, like the prom date one.
>Not playing as Barnacle Boy
You oblivious shit those are the B.C. alts, not the cavemen alts
Post your favorite music from the Splash Bros. series
Objectively the best song right here
>no one mains the dang nematodes
All of you sicken me.
You fucker, did you not see the pic of the day last month?
OPINION FUCKING INVALID
Krusty Krab (at night)
Downtown Bikini Bottom
Krusty Krab (day version)
>this motherfucker isn't confirmed
He's from the worst episode ever but I'd be fucking lying if I said I wouldn't main him.
Dropped. What's the point of playing if I can't spit a pearl 50 feet in the air like a cannonball?
You forgot the Bubble Bowl you barnaclehead.
> No rock bottom
> No krabby land
I'm sorry but you've gotta be at least this much of a faggot.
You forgot to include Encino in Elder God tier.
>mfw someone doesn't main Dream Gary near me
>No Johnny Elaine
Get it together Nick.
>mfw bubble buddy mains pick goo lagoon
you fucking faggots NEVER stop abusing the tides for instakills
hes only high tier on that stage because its fucking broken, 1v1 me a gloveworld cocksuckers, well see whos good
Alaskan Bull Worm is too big for AT. He'll be a boss and a stage.
Announcer definitely has to be an Assist.
I hope the gang gets their international justice league of super acquaintances powers as a final smash
So they confirmed the EVIL Lemon as an SSE enemy, but I hope he's playable.
Good luck hitting me faggots
Plankton's hitbox is so fucking small that you could literally run right under the bigger characters attacks. Not to mention the edge blocking. "Oh it's clear no wait there's a fucking microscopic organism currently having a fucking picnic on it. Welp I'm dead." Who balanced this shit?
>not maining the greatest
you asked for this.
Robot Krabs playable when?
The more of these threads I see the more I want someone to make a Disney Smash clone.
I'd main Elsa
(not a waifufag)and Frollo so fucking hard.
Pic of the Day! A character of Spongebob's past could appear any second.
>Disney direct getting close to ending
>fades to black
>suddenly Tinkerbell shows up on screen and splashes it with pixie dust, transitioning to a newcomer reveal trailer
>camera flies over the town in Club Penguin, focuses in on two penguins sitting at a table in front of the coffee shop idly chatting before they get overshadowed by something off screen and large mechanical stomps are heard
>all the penguins get up and run the fuck away, chat bubbles rapidly filling up the screen before drifting off to the sides to reveal a sillhouette holding what looks like a pie and spinning it around on his finger
>the shadow fades away just as the figure throws the pie at the giant robot off-screen
Flippy laffs it up!
>rock rendition of http://youtube.com/watch/?v=NpLGhKR-Q50 starts playing as the camera pans out to reveal it's a Mr. Hollywood cog
>cog gets hit by the pie and falls over, spasms and explodes before transitioning to footage of Flippy fucking niggas up with a moveset full of gags, including confirmation that there will be a CP stage similar to Smashville
Even if this happened TT would never be chosen for representation over CP. Fuck, I would even consider myself lucky if I got a sticker.
>Whining Pocket Sand fags
>Not running Bobby in your team
It's literally an anti-Dale counter with the Chip Block/That's My Purse combo, I don't know how you can still be so pleb.
>Didgeridoo player still isn't confirmed
Come on Hillenburg
i really hate stuff like this and KotH online that would be fucking incredible if they really existed, but nobody is attempting to make them
>KOTH online is made
>everyone jumps to Dale because "pocket sand is OP"
>mfw pocket sand is shit
>mfw they can't handle the proPAIN
Krusty Krab (shuffles between day and
World's Biggest Needle/Downtown Bikini Bottom (characters begin fighting at the top of the needle, then they begin to freefall from it, and land in the middle of downtown)
Industrial Park (characters fight to rock music by Panthera)
Salty Spittoon and Weenie Hut (somewhere during the middle of the battle, the two strongest characters split to fight themselves in the SS, while the two weakest split to fight in the WH)
Spongebob's house (fight begins at the top of the house, and then they wreck themselves to the bottom floors)
Alaskan Bullworm (begins with the characters fighting in front of some "cave", then the chase sequence, then they fight on top of him, them they falling on top him, and ends with them fighting on the crushed remains of Bikini Bottom)
Bubble Bowl (with real live audience cheering in the background)
Imagination Box (alternates between the Everest, rocket station and Pirates and Robots Island
Someone please write the rest, i'm kill.
>implying Dirty Dan's gonna get in
WOW THIS SURE IS TURNING INTO ONE GIANT SPONGEBOB FEST ISN'T IT
LET'S JUST ADD SPONGEBOB WITH A BEARD AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN WE'RE PERFECT SPONGEBUDDIES AREN'T WE?
Atlantis Squarepantis is the second worst episode in the entire series.
Fuck this I quit.