Vidya butt thread

>>258734204
I know you, you autistic piece of shit. All you do is post about "small and firm asses" and post the same low res pictures with no aa trying to defend your waifu.

>>258734204
How can you get turned on by something like this, really

>>258734732
Don't pretend like you don't.

>>258735110
No I don't I prefer real asses

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>>258735590
>/v/
>getting real ass

>>258735590
You mean you can't enjoy both?

I pity the fool!

>>258734204
>P.N.03 butt thread
>no gifs
>no webms
I'm disappointed in you, OP.

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Lara still had a good ass in the new one.

>>258736115
>>258736386
Too fat.

>>258736404
Are there gifs/webms of this game?

>>258736598
Did she put on weight or something?

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>>258736703
>Are there gifs/webms of this game?
Yes.

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>>258736703
>too fat

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>>258736703
>Too fat.

>>258736976
God I love her firm ass! It's not soft and jiggly just because it's shapely.

>>258737110
>>258737276
Yes, too fat. Look at Vanessa for perky perfection.

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>>258737462
>too fat

>>258737462
Sir Mix-a-Lot would be disappointed.

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>>258734204
Should I know what this is from?

>>258736115
What a shame for that face though.

>>258737825
It's not a popular game, but due to it's ass quality it does get mentioned on /v/ a lot.

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>>258737825
PN03

>>258737672
An ass should be shapely but tight. No softish look and no jiggle.

>>258737824
I disapprove of him because he's into jelly butts.

>>258737825
No.

>>258738006
The finest ass quality in all vidya land.

>>258737462
>God I love her no ass! It's not soft and jiggly just because it's not even there.
ftfy

>>258737825
It's from Vanessa Z. Schneider, protag of PN03.

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>>258738182
>jelly butts

>this same boring bitch with that dumb animation

>>258738182
wow, you are the whitest bread
get the fuck out of here nigger

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>>258738223
It's there. It's shapely. It looks tight. It doesn't wobble or bounce. It's just peachy!

>>258738361
Are not very nice due to lack of firmness.

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>>258736703
>too fat
Found the underage

I think we all know that Resident evil has the best vidya butts.

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Unbeatable

>>258738628
>It's there
No it's not.
>It's shapely
No it's not.
>It looks tight.
That's another way of saying small, white woman pancake ass
>It doesn't wobble or bounce
Then you can hardly call it an ass
>It's just peachy!
Even peaches have more of a shape than that ass.

>>258738891
this

>>258738719
Funny how you're underage because you don't like soft butts.

>>258738721
Those are great, too.

>>258738891
You don't call this

>>258738628
shapely?

>>258739198
>You don't call this...shapely?
no, that's like a fucking korean ass or something
it's nonexistent

>>258739082
p-puffy vulva?

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>>258739198
If it's any consolation I think VZ Schneider has a fantastic butt.

>>258739082
no bawls bro

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>>258739082

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>>258737462
>being this irish

Now for the best pair of asses in video games.

>>258739082
wow that's a cute girl
i'd go balls deep into her

>>258739356
I like how blind you are. Her ass is round as fuck, but you don't want to see it.

>>258739576
>>258739738
>>258739421
>not liking futa

OP has shit tier taste in asses.

>>258739421
if you don't mind any nuts with that order

>>258739878
solid snake has a better ass than that bitch

>>258739839
>girl

>>258740023
Solid Snake has a better ass than most bitches.

>>258739472
Is this the so called "firm" ass OP is talking about? Because this shit ain't firm at all.

>>258740234
more pls

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>too fat
Is OP truly a fag?

>>258740234
3/10 ass, apply yourself to squats.

>>258740234
That's a pretty fat ass for a fitness trainer.

>>258739198
>soft butts
wat

seriously you sound underage

>>258740849
With "soft", I doesn't mean a butt that is soft to the touch, I mean a but that jiggles and ain't tight.

>>258739198
You're not underage because you don't like soft butts, you're just gay.

>>258736115
I was expecting ass effect

>>258741146
I don't think it's nice with butt jiggle. A butt should be shapely but firm.

>>258741370
Yeah, so you like the cock.

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>>258741117
You mean a fat butt

>>258741370

Well that's just, like, your personal taste, man.

And it's pretty pleb.

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>>258741370
Literally gay

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>>258741440
>>258741618
>>258741706
See how round it is?

The difference between me and you is that we all like them round, but I like them firm. You like the jiggly, soft fat instead of perkiness.

>>258738891
Kill yourself nigger

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>>258741960
That would still be soft and jiggly as fuck, you stupid virgin

Do you really want to see what a "firm" ass would look like?

>>258742282
With firm, I don't mean hard. I mean FIRM. Not rock. Vanessa has a firm ass. No jiggle, no sag, no plumpness. Just shapelyness.

>>258737825
>>258738006
>>258738161
>It's not a popular game, but due to it's ass quality it does get mentioned on /v/ a lot.

Ha, ha. Double entendre. Because the game plays like ass

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This fucking guy
This one fucking guy
You come into every single Metroid thread
You come into every fucking thread about girls in vidya
You come into every fucking thread where it is even remotely possible for you to bring up 'perky,' 'small,' 'firm' asses. But it's not even that. It's just that PN3 grill is your waifu and you can't stop fucking going on about her in every fucking thread.
Kill yourself.

>>258742791
Honestly though, Vanessa makes a good waifu.

>>258742489
It's fucking fat, it would be jiggly. If she moved, it would shake like Michael J. Fox

What the fuck do you think give it it's shapelyness? And I swear to God if you say muscle...

>>258742791
>not liking perky, small, firm asses

I mean, I don't bring it up because I know you're all a bunch of dickgirl loving faggots, but an ass that has too much meat on it is just sweaty and gross. Get some taste.

>>258743296
nigger culture has dictated that only fat asses are socially likeable

>>258743275
Muscles of course. She has visible muscle tone.

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old school

>>258743592
>posting fanart

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>>258743296
I like any sort of female ass you fucker, you just don't need to keep going on about Vanessa's perky small firm ass every time you post. It makes you seem like an obnoxious faggot who can't stop inserting their fetish/waifu into everything they say.
Bite a bullet you shit.

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>they're having the firm vs fat argument again
oh god every time some one posts vanessa

ass comes in two categories, good and bad

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>>258743551
That is not how muscle works. Contrary to popular belief, the fat asses that we all love are frequently miss-attributed to muscle. A muscular ass looks in no way similar to what you think it does

>>258743592
fan art doesn't count. delete this

>>258743631
Why does that plant have tits for eyes and a big schlong

>>258743860
If Vanessa's ass was fat, it would jiggle. It doesn't.

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>>258734204
Butt that's wrong.

>>258734502
Two thumbs up.
OP confirmed for faggot.

>>258744079
your ass will jiggle in about two seconds when i put my foot up there

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Mods counts right?

>>258744079
It's a game from 2003, of course it doesn't jiggle. That doesn't mean her ass wouldn't IRL

>>258744017
I wish warframe was a good game, so I could actually enjoy looking at that.

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Booty, errr KanColle is my favorite game.

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Sorry OP. Your waifu's ass isn't tight.

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oh boy I sure love small, firm, perky asses!

>>258744156
where the fuck is this from holy shit

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>>258744956
God I was so dissapointed when I finally played this. I thought all those pics were shoops, but lo and behold, Lightning literally has no ass

At least the dress garbs hide it, but jesus, you guys weren't kidding

>>258744946
What do you mean? She's just wiggling her ass.

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>>258734204

>>258745019
Boku no generic rage

Ornifex

i'd make him squeak and squawk like in that flash, godly ass

>>258735590
then look at yourself in the mirror

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>>258736703
>ireland

>>258739924
>being gay

>>258745527
>him

>>258745019
one of the modern prince of persia games, the second one.

she fucking rekts you in the first fight

>>258745918
>no breasts

Ornifex is male dumbass

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Are there any games that feature hot trap butt

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>>258738628
During my time on the internet, I've researched the backstory material related to PN03 thoroughly (while not having played it myself), but this caught me by surprise. And the source does indeed claim no alterations have been made. I'm going to have to plow this new field of research thoroughly!

Also Taki

>>258745465
She ended up looking a lot better once she cut her hair, and not for the reasons you might expect.

>there's people that want girl asses to be completely indistinguishable from guy asses
>there's people that want girl asses to be entirely unmoving and 100% muscle

>>258746583
Not seeing any man-ass here aside from BODY BUILT FOR SEX.

>>258746489
Vanessa is known for having a pretty fat ass, don't understand what all this "firm" talk is about. Hers is jiggly.

Haven't you guys even looked at the webms in this thread? Her ass jiggles loud and clear.

>>258746976
Whoops, and Snake of course.

Then again he has a really nice butt, no homo.

>>258746976
it will come, anon. the asses will get firmer and firmer until they are no longer made of meat and bone, but rather the hardest metal known to man.

>>258747008
There's no jiggle, and her ass is tight.

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>>258734204
>best one

nah

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> alieboucher
> top 3 results

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why did warframe have to turn out so shit?

>>258747660
Please stop posting soft butts. That ass looks like it's never done a squat.

Post shapely asses, FIRM ones. Not the ones looking soft and squishy.

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>>258747904
Hey the OP started it.

>>258748117
I AM the OP and Vanessa's ass is NOT soft! Get it? It doesn't look like Regina's fleshy ass.

>>258743872
hello?

>>258747083
What game is this?

>>258748391
My dad works for Nintendo and can confirm that Vanessa has the fattest of asses.

>>258748821
Capcom character.

>>258748750
new vegas

>>258747660
>She excels in infiltration.
I would infiltrate her, if you know what I mean.

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>>258748391
>jiggles like a motherfucker

>not soft

yeah

>no Snake
>no Asylum Demon
I can finally masturbate to one of these threads uninterrupted.

>>258747415
There's a bit of jiggle, anyone with 2 eyes can see that.

>>258750159
>>258738848
Sorry bro

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>>258747834
>those dick crushing bedroom eyes
Das it mane

>>258748391
You're autistic, her ass clearly jiggles, you blind fug.

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>>258747882
where's the webms

>>258750290
Shit, I'm retarded and unaroused.

>>258738848
Puffy vulva!

>>258738848
mm

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stop

>>258744874
Who says a game has to be good for you to enjoy the ass and titties?
Just look at Senran Kagura.

>>258750934
hammertime

>>258739747
>taller than me
>more fat in boobs and butt than I have in my whole body
>still 12 kg less than me

Japan please

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>>258751079

>Taller than you

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>Taokaka will never press your face between her buttcheeks and fire off a meaty fart right into your mouth

Why live.

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>>258751458
F-fuck you being 169 cm is not bad ;__;

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can't you faggots even get an ass thread right?

>>258751579

You might as well Trap Anon if you're that short, I would

Too bad I am a real man hieght

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>>258751907
I... already do :3

>>258751579
don't worry i am 165cm.

>>258752154
Ass pic right now.

>>258751781
I'd like to enslave her if you know what I mean.
I'm talking about making her pick cotton.

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>>258752258
B-be gentle

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>>258736703

>too fat

Eat shit Finlay.

>>258752410
are your parents proud

>>258752410
10/10 would hold down and fuck mercilessly then cuddle afterwards with.

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>>258752520
well guess what

>>258752410

I would fuck your ass.

>>258751458
>>258751907

>Being a hungry skeleton

Jesus how does it feel to be a towering bone mass? Do people get spooked when you go outside?

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>>258752410

>>258752410
Not too flattering from that angle. Can I see one with you bent forward on your knees getting fucked in the ass by my cock?

>>258752901
Being a towering bone mass sounds pretty bad ass, I must say.

>>258752410
Thank you based mods.

OT: I think Nilin from Remember Me had a decent ass.

>>258752901
>towering bone mass
>bad

You sure have some issues. Daddy slapping you at nights or something like that.

>>258753124
how do you know he didn't just delete it himself out of shame for having a pancake ass?

>>258753891
How do you think her butthole smells?

>>258754126
Vinegar sweat and rotten cardboard from the shit that's got caught in the fur on and coming down from her tail.

In other words, heaven

>>258753715
Is Zunta's Dragon's Crown manga available anywhere online? I need me some 'zon butt.

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>>258740383

>>258737110
Woop woop pull over dat ass too fat!
Woop woop pull over dat ass too fat!

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Injustice is also underrated in the ass dept.

But don't blame anyone. In typical Netherrealm fashion, the animations are extremely short and rapid.

Have to slow motion to really appreciate it.

>>258759848
>those strikes

They don't look like they'd have any force behind them. What is this garbage?

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>>258759848
2/2

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>>258759954

It's fun to play at least.

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Best ass coming through, everyone aside

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I had to slow-motion an already slow-motioned youtube video for this.

>>258752510
Nah, Team Ninja can't into asses.

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>>258761595

>>258761689
>Nah, Team Ninja can't into asses.

They normally can't, but that was the rare exception of a well-proportioned ass.

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>>258748646
>Not posting the superior SC2 ass

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>>258762174
>being attracted to someone with full armor

That's artificial ass-padding, son.

Might as well get into plane-porn. Gets rid of the middle-man.

>>258761929
>>258761595
is this for real?

do you think the devs know people cant move like that

>>258751579
Jesus, and I thought 183 cm was bad

>>258747882
I want to save it, like all the other WF SFM shit but the joke ruins it for fapability. Terribly unfortunately. Hotdogging is god-tier.

>>258762642
No. They also don't know that all women don't look like men with breasts. It, and that game, are an embarrassment.

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>>258762402
>Exhaust vents for assholes

why the fuck do gigantic gaped buttholes give me such mad boners

like seriously i don't know what i find so appealing about a hole that should be small and tight being completely stretched open

>>258741960
I see how jaggy it is, yes

I decided to play PN.03 last night for the first time in ages. Jesus christ the grinding in the game. I might be playing it wrong though.

>>258763765
There's a non-joke version on his page
wattchewant.tumblr

>>258768539
Guess I must've missed it then, since I check the place somewhat often.

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>Op is an autist who likes ass but hates the best kind

God I thought dfc fags were annoying

>>258753260

Why is she so pissed off looking?

Is it the erection? I thought that was a compliment?

>all the autism ittt

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>>258762174
>not posting superior sc2 ass
>posts sc:ghost ass

fuckin scrub

>>258738161
what is this from