BUT THAT WAS ALCOHOL NOT A SPIKE WHAT THE FUCK
It's "spiked" as in spikes from a video game which in sonic just do damage but are instant death in megaman games. Mario reacts well because that boots thing is a powerup that protects him from spikes.
>I never played any Megaman games
>I never played any Sonic games
>I never played any Super Mario games
the amount of "I just turned 18" faggots on this board now makes everything look so fucking dim for vidya
Joke stolen from Fanboys. Classy.
Thats why they recommend you combine them with other birth control. And it's not like pregnancy is a 100% guaranteed either. So it works out at a high success rate because of that.
If Sonic touches spikes he drops all his rings, but survives so long as he doesn't do it again before picking up some rings.
If Megaman touches spikes he explodes. Few exceptions.
If Mario touches spikes he loses his powerup or dies if he has no powerup, except while in Kuribo's Shoe which protects him from all spike damage and from the top of enemies that normally cannot be jumped on.
Spike here is a double entendre for spiking the punch with liquor and also for the effects of spikes on the characters in question. Because Mario is in Kuribo's shoe, he takes no damage from spikes and therefore is immune to the intoxicating effects of spiked punch.
I don't think Dyanmite Headdy needed a 2nd game at all. Game can stand on its own feet without a sequel. Treasure is also pretty ass with sequels except for Sin and Punishment.
Also Toejam and Earl had 3 solid games. Isn't that enough? Do people really want modern sega to touch them?
also the fact that Bubsy of all fucking things is near them is insulting
>make a joke
>keep making the joke
>expecting it to be funny
It wasn't a very bad comic. Made by the same guy who made these, but I don't have the comic with Roll.
This thread isn't vidya.
Gonna have a ban again
Try to get a get
And ruin this comic thread now.
I don't rhyme, but I give fuck.
Check my pic, I got 4.
If not I try again.
>being so poor you can't afford all consoles
360 had the better console multiplats, did you actually play Bayonetta or RDR on PS3? Enjoy not having Guardian Heroes with online play. The new mode is amazing too :)
No Megaman was designed as a robot-lab assistant. In a robot lab. That's not only the basis Variable Weapon System. But it's also the logistical root of why he's so much better at defeating robots than anyone else. Because he knows how robots break as an occupational skill. Nevermind that he helped build the first 6 masters and several later masters he fought.
Are the mods asleep? Why is this thread still up?
woooooooooooow just look at that shadow, nice try mustardrace
That was actually funny.
Sing actually got kicked from C9 and no one knows why. Some sort of behind the scenes drama I guess. Strange since Sing is a funny goofy guy and by all accounts very dedicated to excellence.
I laughed way harder than I should've
>stupid get shit is deleted
>stupid sweater shit isn't
Why would they kick the person responsible for about 90% of the fanbase? literally? EE is like 5% and AUI2k is like 4%
They're making profit on Sing.
if anything Sing didn't agree with PLD being too old for the game and EE being a shit drafter.
Is that fucking Brody saying a game console is like a computer?
Fucking wasted talent.
I-Is it safe for me to post this here?
>Super riot policia
>riot shotty and shield
>the sword and board of our generation
>upgrade your armor to be the guy the call in to solo riot take downs
>team matches, riot guards vs rioting scum
>riot guards are op
>just like in real life
>rioting scum is unplayable by anyone other than someone who can deal with randomized weapons and no armor.
Want to hear about the downfall of a man as told through Cats & Dogs?
Ha ha get it, it's Loss, it's that one Tim Buckley comic where the main character is shown running to his wife who just had a miscarriage, only instead of showing the actual comic it brings to mind that comic by using a layout that brings Loss to mind, this is an excellent joke and I'm glad us geeks and gamers can appreciate it.
>implying it's an adaption of The Great Gatsby
State of Emergency is a game about rioting.
>We want the "nurds" "geeks" and "gaymurs" viewers
>they proceed to show prince of persia: Two Moans having levels, and only 10 levels at that, gears of war on a 360 inside a floppy disk and on a game cube disk, and a guy, who fixed a girl's computer, booting up a game on her computer as though it was his computer the whole time
Shit, do you have the later chapters? I couldn't find them in torrent, and fucking daum had to make them pay to read.
The translation is horrible, but I'll stomach English too if you have them as them.
>Somewhere in an alternate reality, a 2D anime girl is masturbating to thoughts of someone just like you.
will upload soon
this ain't no porn story dumbass
Yeah, the premise is that the girl's leaving the guy for an older and richer man only because she feels that the guy's going to go nowhere.
The wording doesn't flow well at all in English, but the story's top notch in the later volumes. It had a tv and a musical adaptation and an animated movie is currently being produced.
But the webcomic's now behind a paywall to read which is bullshit, so I've been looking for it everywhere online, and now the uploader's been banned. Fuck everything.
>you'll never have the high score in an MMORPG
>Implying Nintendo had anything worth playing before the Gameboy
>buying expensive ass shit instead of just going to mcdonald's or something and spending the rest on vidya
I'd disown that whore in a heartbeat
Nah, actually honest coincidence
This comes with this:
>Not wanting to play as a huge cock warrior
Nigga, that is my DREAM GAME. If I ever get to play something where I go around beating dudes to death with my gargantuan genitalia, I can die happy.
He is an artist first and foremost, so he has some morals there.
That said, I'd totally play the Fighter if you could cockslap enemeis to death. Maybe even have a special Phil Fish move
That doesn't make sense unless the Sorceress had a huge gaping vagina (or an abnormally small asian vagina if we're going off exaggerated characteristics of perceived sexual pleasure.
This was my experiance with the Archeage Beta.
>"Sandbox MMO where you can focus entirely on crafting and trading if you want!"
>Generic theme-park quests until max level
>Only subscribers can participate in the economy as free players are allowed to possess a microscopic puddle of resources and they can't safely produce any resources as all public farms only permit growing of useless potatoes
>not playing Super Mario makes you an underage
look at this fucking pleb
i bet he never owned a Sega
not even a magnavox
Why doesn't Tatsuya just make friends with some of the other people that are stuck in his dead world?
Only if you're a grill.