I NEVER THOUGHT ID BE 600 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN DEBT
>mfw I just watched Mean Creek after seeing that clip
I expected the movie to be all about that prank and bullying but got something way to real for me.
How the fuck do you even manage to get $600,000 in debt?
Surely you'd stop at one point and go "I have no money left to spend" or something. I mean come on. $600,000 is more than most people make in 20 fucking years and those people live off of it.
Love it when your post is in a screenshot.
I downloaded it last night
I actually enjoy it
Does that make me a bad person?
Told them losing weight takes actual effort, and since he's lost weight he feels happier and healthier.
Also said since he's on TV a lot, especially kids shows, he believes he should be a good role model for kids and being a fat fuck isn't being a good role model.
>The lazy wannabe musician's actor ends up going in debt and in a dead end career just for Nick
>The hard working nerd ends up moving on and still looking for work in acting for various studios
Well like pretty much every child star he was under contract with Nick for like ten years and they essentially controlled his life, like most child stars. It's hwy it seems like so many of them go insane the day they turn 18, it's often when they finally get their fucking free will back, see Miley Cyrus.
Simple, buy a $2,000,000 house. Why anyone in their right mind, no matter how rich, would think a $2,000,000 house is a good/fulfilling investment is beyond me.
Why don't they set up a Let's Play channel?
It's an easy $10k per month job, if not significantly more.
I'd watch it.
it's an awful remake, the action scenes are oversaturated with explosions and shit, and it's just generally me.
Really, it just made me want to play homefront. It reminded me a LOT of homefront.
>remember first thread with talent showdown
>seeing this guy sperg out about not seeing "toilet showdown"
>thought everyone was being ironic and fucking with him
>mfw i genuinely thought it said toilet showdown for the longest time
>mfw only realizing it says talent showdown today
Holy fucking shit.
The dude makes 2800 dollars a month, if I were him, I'd sell that house and bring down my monthly expenses down by a fuckton, there, problem fucking solved. It's not like he's gonna makes any more money anytime soon.
>channel chasers ending
>there was a tv movie where dimmsdale was revealed as being in stasis for 50 years
>they keep introducing characters like the stupid fucking baby and dog
It just should've stopped, it's all over the fucking place now.
>In February 2014, Drake Bell filed for bankruptcy protection in California. In the filing, Drake claimed to be nearly $600 thousand dollars in debt, much of which is owed to the IRS. He claimed that his house was worth $1.575 million, but he owned $1.6 million on the mortgage. He listed his monthly income at just $2800 and his monthly expenses at $18,771. Drake also noted that in 2012 he earned $408,000, but in 2013 he earned just $14,000.
Lol. If only this retarded fuccboi bought a perfectly nice 300k house.
>Pay off mortgage
>Bring down the monthly expenses
>Live in a smaller place and slowly pay off his debt over the years
The answer is right in fucking front of him, seriously, and where does that 18k a month go to anyway?
A time capsule buried by the network in 1992 in front of Soundstage 18 was removed in August 2006 and later paved over. It contained items deemed important to the children of 1992 as voted upon by Nickelodeon viewers, including bubble gum, a skateboard, a comic book, a phone book, a Home Alone VHS, a Back to the Future VHS, assorted photographs of bicycles, trains, cars, politicians, and celebrities, a piece of the Berlin Wall, the Orlando, Florida TV Guide from the week of April 30, 1992, a baseball, a Barbie Doll, a Nintendo Game Boy, a Nicktoons t-shirt, Michael Jackson CDs, Twinkies, an issue of Nickelodeon Magazine, Rollerblades, a can of Nickelodeon Gak, Reebok Pump sneakers, and a copy of the Book of Endangered Species.
I'd rather be in debt than live like a regular person with a lot of money
>tfw modern cartoons are shit
except for gravity falls
It was probably partially that, and partially that when you're a celebrity you need everyone to see you spending a shitload of money, going out all the time, living in an expensive house, driving an expensive car, otherwise people in the business won't take you as seriously.
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
if your neighbor has a pool
then you got a pool
Red Dawn was just a shit remake of an 80's movie of the same name. Not to mention, Freedom Fighters was essentially 'Red Dawn the Game' and enough-so of a modernization so that abortion of a film remake didn't need to exist.
Still want my Freedom Fighters 2, IO.
That whole Subway scene had me in motherfucking tears, holy shit
>In the middle of a fucking military takeover by an extremely hostile anti-american group
>There's a Subway that's just fucking open and running
>Everyone's just sitting inside eating delicious Subway(TM) sandwiches while the country's going through a shitstorm
I heard somewhere that boys who are fat through puberty store up testosterone in their fat cells, and that it's possible to have your voice drop if you drop a lot of weight later in life. Apparently that was just a rumor.
So wait, what is mean creek about? Seeing josh act like a dick is interesting to me. Is this one of those explore the psychology of people when they are isolated or something?
>that final scene
where they send a search team to uncover his body with his mother
FOP isn't over. They JUST released a new live action movie
At the end Timmy "dies" and comes back as a fairy which is a CGI version of his cartoon self. And since he becomes a fairy, he loses Cosmo and Wanda, and has to become a fairy to the kids in the movie
Holy fucking shit
>it is true
Who the fuck writes this shit?
>there are people on /v/ that watched Nick over Disney Channel
Granted, Drake & Josh was awesome, but Disney had the babes.
So how about that new spongebob movie coming soon?
That was full cringe until this fucker appeared, now it's just "so bad it's good"
>Timmy died a grueling death by being burned by magma only to come back as a fucking cartoon fairy
What the fuck.
>Timmy gets thrown into fucking magma and burns to death while his parents are left to mourn without a body
>This is how FOP ends
Okay /v/, I want you to watch the pilot of FOP and tell me what went wrong?
Josh is a bully at school with no friends and he bullies the little not-quite-macauley-culkin kid so his brother and his friends make up a plan to humiliate him by inviting him on a boat trip and stealing his clothes or some shit
But then they get cold feet when they realize he's not a really bad guy and he's just got a bad home life so then they decide not to do it but one of them accidentally reveals why they invited him so Josh gets pissed and insults everyone on the boat then he falls off and dies and everyone like leaves the country or some shit.
Timmy will never grow up. There was an episode where Timmy FROZE TIME to stop himself from growing up to prevent himself from losing his fairies, and he spent 50 years, FIFTY YEARS, before anybody found out.
It's from the nick website
>lazy ass rockstar-wannabe Drake is $600k USD in debt and will soon be poor
>nerd, hardworking and studious Josh is enjoying fame and success
Cosmo became an idiot
Flanderization of anything and everything ever
Also it's a fair comparison to call Spongebob Nick's Simpsons and FoP Nick's Family Guy, in terms of quality throughout time.
You know Jerry? I constantly see people call him a guy who seems cool and a legit good actor. But now everybody calls him a corporate puppet who's forced to do more shity nick shows. What happened to him?
Crazy Steve was really popular btw
>Oh Magic 9-ball, when will my parents get back from the movie
>Titanic? DIRECTOR'S CUT?
>there are people in this very thread who prefer the Gamesphere over the V-Cube
It was full of wasted potential.
Fun fact: Ghosts were originally actually ghosts, as in people who have died, but were changed to beings from another dimension because Hartman became a born again Catholic.
>I just now realized that esteban was really just an older fez from that 70s show
It was good the first seasons.
It was also dark as fuck. There was a movie where Danny's family and friends die in an explosion and Danny goes to live with Vlad. They try to remove Danny's ghost form and it becomes a separate evil entity.
Really fucking tough shit for a kids show.
>not sam and cat and that new superhero show he's making
Sam and Cat was just a blatant fucking grab at two "breakout" characters after iCarly ended and Victorious bombed.
And that new show is just his attempt at paying the bills now that he went from having like 4 shows running at once to 0
>watching Suite Life
>see pic related
>assume it's a boy
>get confused by how cute he is
>turns out to be a girl
Despite all the /pol/ and console wars, shit like this is what makes me keep browsing /v/. Love ya'll
I only remember some scenes from iCarly.
Sam wakes up Carly by tapping her cheek with her foot
Sam makes some guy give her foot massages while she's reading
Sam exfoliates her feet on the couch
I want to fuck Vicki into oblivion.
>vicky being hot
>timmy's parent not being visible
>no baby or dog
>cosmo being intelligent
everything good dissapeared
mfw short lifespan celebs don't invest the money they make in their short runs, then wind up with nothing. retard could have just bought some franchises or something and never have to work the rest of his life.
What is Josh doing now? I hope he hasn't turned into a complete washed, out has-been.
>$2800 a month
>1.5 million dollar house
>14,000 a year
Not that dude, but the presence of themes isn't what makes something dark. It's the treatment of those themes. Having seen that movie, I can say that that shit wasn't dark at all.
>Drake only made $14,000 in 2013
>The only jobs he got were playing his crappy music in high schools
>"Just ask my little brother"
>Vickys only sibling is Tooty
Tooty confirmed trap
I'm not sure what he does but he seems happy. Back when vine was a thing for a couple months all my friends watched his videos and it was just him and some buddies having fun. He has a nice house
or parents house.
>Made black guy on victorious actually lick a girl's foot
>Made Ariana Grande lick her own foot on camera
>Made black guy cover Victoria Justice's feet with ketchup
>Whole episode based on Danielle Monet's soft feet
I think Zoey 101 he kept it out of his shows the most
since Jamie was already giving him plenty of footjobs offscreen
>I always thought she was such a cutie
she got even better
Lost weight and is still acting. Is doing a movie with Al Pacino and James Franco.
I don't know when it started but I know some other app, I think instagram, did the same thing but allowed for longer videos and pretty much killed vine. I stopped hearing about it some time probably this winter, but then again that's when my buddy moved.
>Where's Mom and Dad?
Holy shit 11/10
Was Drake and Josh the last kinda good Sitcom? I haven't been able to watch any other ones and like them.
>Timmy fucking dies
>No one mourns him they just fucking leave
It's true. The VA plays as Gordy the Janitor on Ned's Declassified, and even did the modern Cosmo voice when he was playing with dolls during a demonstration for Ned and Cookie.
He's been doing a LOT better than Drake, who recently filed for Bankruptcy.
>mfw Josh became Drake and Drake became Josh
She has a tumblr and uses it pretty much to offend Social Justice Warriors
Now matter what he looks now, I will always remember him this way, but good for him for losing weight.
>tfw you see these all the time but now you are actually in one of them
Alright, maybe for him no, but as far as on camera shit goes barely any foot-play.
Victorious is where he went over board with his girls, let me add a few more that I remember.
>Victoria Justice taking off her socks and using a bow and arrow with her toes
>Danielle Monet putting her toe in "Tori's" mouth while shaving her legs
>All the non-foot shit that he made his girls still do (Like the famous Ariana Grande water-shake scene)
This nigga was so based and so open about it.
It was great, and it's a shame it didn't get a good game. Flying around invisibly and catching ghosts would've been awesome, as well as controlling any person you come across.
>tfw watched the movie with friends for laughs
>the parts with john cena were actually kind of funny
>"Wear the hat, Drake"
>"B-but I want to be taken seriously as an actor"
>"PUT THE FUCKING HAT ON NOW!"
I dont understand why when he changes into the ghost version of himself, he still has the jumper he went into the portal with, but then when he goes out of it he's wearing his regular clothes
I always wanted to know why it worked like that
What? What movie? All I see is a blank image next to your post. Didn't they cancel Spongebob after the first movie realizing the show's quality would deteriorate into utter shit after many important writers left to work on other things?
This show turned to such ass sewage, it pains me to even think that they're making more movies which will likely make the series even more shitty
It is depressing as fuck to see what happens to these teen actors. Drake is poor as fuck and will probably be on the streets soon, Josh is in shitty movies and will probably stop getting work soon. Even my waifu Ariana Grande now has bulimia and has a shitty tan and is enjoying 15 minutes of fame before she becomes completely irrelevant. That last part is hardest for me to accept, Ariana used to have a phat ass, now she weighs like 50 pounds and has no ass to speak of.
I really liked it. First season is boxing and second season is MUH SPIRITS but I didn't mind, it annoys some fans because it feels a bit detached from A:TLA. I like that they adapted the bending to look like Wrestling and Boxing to fit in with the American vibe, but again some people don't like it.
Give it a watch.
>amanda bynes tried to rap
>pete and pete host a podcast now
The first movie was the Spongebob finale.
It kept running because shit still made money so they pretended the movie never happened.
Also a bunch of writers left after the movie, that's why the quality nosedived after the movie
Fuck those people, what about my waifu? Have you seen what she looks like now? I am serious when I say she was the most beautiful woman in the world back when Victorious was on. She started hanging out with Iggy to I guess jump start her singing career, but ever since she started hanging out with her she has lost everything I used to find attractive about her. I don't understand what happened because Iggy's ass is pretty nice, so how did she manage to ruin Ariana?