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Have you ever ruined a console/portable by accident, like spilling

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Have you ever ruined a console/portable by accident, like spilling something on it or dropping it?
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Dropped by Gameboy color in the toilet on accident. I let it dry and it was fine.
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>>258026050
Nope.

Dropped my GBC in a bucket of water once though. Still works to this day.
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>>258026050
I watched that hentai.

twas funny
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I have never once had a console break on me for any reason. My Xbox 360 hasn't even gotten the RRoD.

But I've seen people drop and break their DS hinges, or have their disc readers in their Gamecubes stop working.
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>not taking care of your consoles
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>>258026050
Spilled hot chocolate on my SNES with Mario RPG in it. No damage to either one, but still scared/angered me.
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>Accidentally shit all over my PS3 once
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>Inb4 Nintendium
I dropped my DS down my stairs. One of the hinges came off but the other was still on.

Still fucking works.
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>>258026846
What? Why you sick fuck?
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I somehow managed to knee my first GBA SP screen.

The rainbow was pretty cool but I was still pissed.
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>>258026670

What Boko no pico was it.
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cat took a shit on a phone once, was never quite the same after that.

also ruined a "gaming" keyboard with a can of coke, went mechanical after that and never looked back.
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I frequently drop coffee on my keyboards , i just unplug it and let it lay upside down for a couple days in a drawer and switch to my replacement keyboards. You'd have to continue using a device after having water enter it to really short circuit it. Common sense m8
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>>258026050
I'd imagine people that participate in tan threads regularly hot glue their consoles.
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>>258026919
google. first link:
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=357791
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i dropped my psp 1000 in just the perfect way that the screen smacked into a corner of a wooden chair, breaking the screen.

I replaced the screen, but it just wasn't the same.
(seriously, the second screen has really bad ghosting)
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One time when we were kids my friend and I were trying to move his TV and we accidentally slipped and dropped it on his PS2.

I've never broken any of my consoles personally. I did break one of the springs in the battery compartment of my GBC but it still worked fine, you just had to hold the spring in place when you were changing batteries.
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>>258026050
I accidentally shut a car door on my DS

The fucking thing snapped in half

I'm a fucking retard
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>>258027084
How the fuck did you manage that?
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>>258027084
jesus
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my brother broke my wii in a drunken rampage
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>twelve years old
>playing pokemon silver
>over 110 hours on my save file
>pokedex complete except for Venusaur
>at a friend's house
>his little brother (only a year younger, not like 6 or anything) wants to try it so I give him the cartridge
>figure he has enough sense not to delete my save file
>he pops it into his gameboy
>doesn't work
>takes it out, blows on the cartridge
>pops it back in
>save file is gone
I didn't even care that I'd never complete the pokedex which is weird because I had mad anger problems when I was a kid.
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No but I dropped my phone into a bucket of alfredo sauce last month. I am way more careful with my vidya than anything else.
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>>258027006

Sorry, couldn't image search because on a stupid tablet, thanks Anyway.
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>>258026050
Why would you let birds poop on your PS3?
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>>258027084
Nintendium would have saved it.
Prove the Nintendium failed you.
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>>258027326
fuck off you piece of shit I was about to make up a post about dropping a laptop into a bucket of marinara sauce

fucking shit canoe
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I stared on my 360 with my death stare and then it got the ring of fire.
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>tfw cheesie dust caked on controllers
>tfw Pepsi stain on my keyboard, too lazy to clean it up and it got all hairy
>jizz residue on my laptop
I tell people I just spilled some kind of drink on it
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>>258026050
Lost a ps2 and a gamecube to dust, at least I think it was dust, otherwise they just stopped working for no real reason.

Oh wait, I did once trip over a controller cord and fuck up a console like that. Good thing wireless is now a thing.
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No, but on my 3rd red ring of death, I took a pickaxe to my 360, doused it in gas and lit it on fire. I then switched it with my friends older brother's 360 for the "lulz".
But no, it didn't work after I spilled the gasoline on it.
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I kicked my 360slim's disc tray and made it bend at a 45degree angle. Managed to push it back but the thing can only stay open for a few seconds before it automatically closes
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>>258027448
>>258027326
Why the fuck do you guys have buckets of sauce? Especially on a canoe?
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I once spilled danimals on my GameCube.
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Droped my 3DS on the cement sidewalk, it was open and fell face down. It has little numbs on the corners that protected the screen, a few scuffs on it but it's just fine.
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I vomited all over my Gameboy Advance once. It still worked, but some of the vomit got stuck in the speaker and killed the sound a little. As far as I can remember, there were still little brown bits on that speaker.
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>>258026050
had a soft modded ps2, accidently tripped over a wire and brought it down. It doesnt turn on anymore.
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Quite a while ago my Gamecube was fucked up and not working, so my cousin who was over at the time suggested I spray WD-40 in the disc tray and like a dumbass I listened, needless to say it was ruined so we got another Gamecube but it was due to be replaced anyways so I didn't really get in trouble for it. Apparently my cousin had just earlier smoked a couple bowls and I thought he was suggesting it because he might know what he was talking about.

I think that's about it since I don't break my shit like a retard, I was also still a teen at the time that happened too.
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>Set 3DS on desk, charging
>Walk toward bed
>Pull on wire with leg by accident
>3DS FLIES AT A CORNER ON ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
>WHAM
>Check it, huge dent in the MH case I had on it

Other than this and my old PS3 YLOD'ing, I've never visibly damaged anything vidya.
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>>258026050
Once brought a gameboy to Sea World. It got absolutely soaked by water but it worked fine after I dried it.
Dat nintendium.
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>>258026050
Froze an SNES
Burned a wii (still worked though but it's all black and shit)
Soaked 3 PS2 controllers, 1 xbox360 controller, 13 gamecube controllers, and an snes controller
Dropped my gamecube down a flight of stairs (still worked)
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>mfw my little brother broke off the control pad to the 3DS while playing Kid Icarus Uprising
I should have given him OoT 3D instead.
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>Pokemon Yellow just released
>playing gameboy on the toilet
>lid to the tank shifted
>tried placing gameboy there to wipe
>falls into the tank of water
>panic
>reach in, grab gameboy and turn the power off
>flip it over and remove the batteries
>finish in the bathroom and tell my dad I dropped it in water
>"You have to let it dry out completely Anon, even then it might be broken"
>verge of tears
>remove the cartridge from the gameboy
>set both of them on a towel where the sun hits most of the day
>do my best to not play it for five days
>get home from school, walk to it and sigh expecting the worst
>grab fresh batteries, put the cartridge back in and turn it on
>it powers on and plays perfectly

And that's why Nintendo is basically the best hardware manufacturers ever.
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My friend had an Xbox 360 get the E74 red ring error. He took it to my house and we put it in the oven for an hour at 400F, and now it works. Black magic, I tell you.
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I learned the hard way that OFF! Deep Woods bug spray melts/stains plastic. I didn't ruin it but my poor brand new PSP had spots all over the top and triggers.
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>>258027839
Where the fuck else should you keep your sauce?
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>>258027547
>buying at least three xbox 360 consoles because they keep breaking

Wow.
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My sister had an original Gameboy and Pokemon Blue go through a wash cycle and still work.
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>Back when the Wii was new
>Sister and her friend playing Wii Sports Tennis
>Sister's wristband snaps, remote goes flying ridiculously fast into the radiator in the corner of the room
>Dented the fucking cast iron radiator
>Remote still works fine to this day
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>>258026971
>frequently
Why
can't you control yourself
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>>258028394
Microshit covered the first two, the third I got as a present.
I switched to PC an haven't looked back since.
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I remember I had a shitbag cousin that always used to come over and use my Xbox. When his parents finally bought him his own for his birthday the fucker picked it up whilst it was wrapped up and dropped it, breaking it without even knowing what it was. Shit was pretty funny.
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Uh, let's see

Threw up on my b&w gameboy, still worked but smelled rank and I didn't use it much after

ps3 broke down because I ragequitted in demon's souls too much and the restarting process blew a fuse or something

Most of my shit doesn't break because I'm not a clumsy fuck just sick and angry apparently
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>>258026050

I pissed on my N64 one night when I was sleep-walking. Thing still worked fine
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stepped on my ps2 slim
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No but a buddy ruined a 360 of another friend. It was the newer black model with the ventilation on top of the console (fucking retarded design). He managed to pour some beer into it this way.
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>>258028687
Why is /v/ so full of rage prone autists?
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>tfw knocked GF's jar of menstrual blood all over my PC
>she made me sleep on the couch for a week
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not consoles, but

these ink spills are older than some of you on here right now
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>>258028793
Nigga have you PLAYED DeS?
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>>258028820
>implying you have a GF
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>>258028591

At least you learned your lesson eventually.
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>>258026050

i pulled my gamecube from 1,5 shelf ... it lost a corner but still works since 10 years...


i ran with my gameboy advance in my hand and slided over the ground with it

helluva pain but advance still ready

NINTENDO MASTERRACE

Captcha: EZ
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I knocked my PS3 off my table when I was drunk once and it wouldn't work anymore.

It was free anyways.
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>>258028359
A pot or a plastic bin? I'm not a restaurant so I don't need to have a bucket full of sauce.
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>>258026050
I puked on my Gamecube once, it still works.

My younger brother plays it regularly
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>Be youngest brother.
>Brothers are playing PSX.
>I want a turn.
>They tell me to fuck off.
>Walk up to the Playstation.
>Whip out my dick.
>Piss on it.
>Completely broke it.
>Mfw thinking about this.

I was a bad kid.
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>Moved out of my parents house
>All my older consoles in Rubbermaid containers in basement
>Everything Xbox, PS2, Gamcube, Saturn, Dreamcast, 32x, ect
>Had a near complete US Dreamast collection
>2 Years ago my parents tell me the basement got a little wet, never before had it ever got wet. They tell me its hardly anything
>Year after that visit home to get some stuff out of my folks basement
>Well a little wet to my parents is 4 feet of fucking water
>While all the tubs had lids non were water tight
>All consoles and games were underwater for a year

Thats now I stopped caring about collection and became an emulation fag. I laterally dumped the water out and set the containers on the curb for the trash men. I didn't cry but i was damn close
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>>258029081
>not keeping it in buckets

Get a load of this scrub.
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>>258029253
this image makes me scared every time
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>>258029227
I would've beat the fucking shit out of you if you were my brother.
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Dropped my Vita 1000 from 1 meter and it was fine.
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>>258028853
Beaten it multiple times mangaroonie.

No matter the game, getting visibly upset is silly.
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accidentally spilled iced tea all over my PS3. i had to format it but it's fine.
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>>258029227
>bad
Nigga you were a shithead
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>>258026050
I was thrown into a dunk tank with my gameboy SP in my pocket, I cried the entire day
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>>258029253
F-fix it, anon
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>>258029357
They did. They threw me down the stairs after kicking my ass.

>>258029417
Yeah, I know.
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My sister left a plastic cup full of hot coffee on top of her computer that melted into it somehow.
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>>258029386
hardquitting in demons souls is a strategy, get out of here shill
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>>258029485
Did you learn your lesson, Anon?
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>>258026050
>be 10 or some shit I can't remember
>friend's birthday
>shortly after release day of PS2
>"THANK YOU SO MUCH MOM, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PS2"
>puts PS2 vertically on shelf edge
>full of hype energy
>puts in memory card
>has muscles spasm from hype pulling PS2 off the edge of the shelf
>PS2 falls and crashes on the ground
>friend is balling his eyes out
>we all stare at the ground
>awkward as fuck
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>>258029508
Was it in anything but a mug?
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>>258026050
I un-ruined a broken (RRoD) by dropping it on the ground in a fit of anger.

Worked fine and still works fine.
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>>258029485
at least you understand how terrible you were.
here's a jack frost because i don't know what else to post
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>>258029574
Well, yeah. I never pissed on vidya ever again.
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>>258029548
>quitting is a strategy

Go to sleep JD.
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>>258029292
>buckets

Lewd
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>>258029687
Good boy.
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>>258029707
underrated shitpost
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>>258026050
No because I value my possessions and I'm not some clumsy tard.
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No, but I did ruin a computer

>CPU coolant has dried up, computer overheats and crashes after 10 minutes
>Too poor to get more
>It's the middle of winter, who needs artificial cooling?
>Open up window all the way to let cool air in, place tower on the floor with side exposed
>Place fan next to the tower and angle it downwards
>Actually does an excellent job of cooling
>Eating Breakfast at desk one morning
>Glass of chocolate milk sitting on the edge of my desk
>Knock it over
>Full glass of chocolate milk splashes straight into my exposed tower, killing it

I needed a new computer anyway
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>>258027489
>I tell people I just spilled some kind of drink on it
You think people don't know?
You think you fooled anyone when you crossed your legs while watching the token pg-13 sex scene in a movie with your family?

They know. They know everything!
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>>258026050
Not a console but sme Hardware.

When I go to sleep I used to put those over the headrest of my chair because it's neat, doesn't fall and doesn't fuck with any cables.
One night I sleepwalked and did nothing but pick the headphones up, grip them on both ear pieces and rip them apart proceeding then to throw them across the room at the door. I then went back to bed.
I was fucking pissed when I woke up god because back then these fuckers were expansive as shit.

(as for the headphones themselves they are decent but definetly a bit overpriced. But I quite like the functionality and the sound is "good enough" since I don't listen to FLAC music anyway.)
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>>258029854
Your subconscious was trying to help you.

Gaymen headsets are fucking awful and sub-$100 headphones can out-do 2-$300+ 'sets.
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>>258029508
>This breaks the computer

What?
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>>258029854
You deserve it for buying a "gaming headset"
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>>258029253
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i ruined my phat ds touchscreen playing mp:h
also my copy of that went through both the wash and dryer, but it still works
i think i had one of the yugioh games go through the wash before too, it got all glitchy but still worked

otherwise no i took good care of my things, i figured out the concept of money like mid-elementary school and knew that my family wasnt wealthy enough to just replace the shit i broke
my cousins used to set their ps2 discs face up on shelves like savages, that shit bugged the fuck out of me
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>>258028359
Bathtub. The only place to make or store sauce.
You sauce-pleb.
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Freak accident caused my ceiling fan to be a sprinkler system for about half an hour, drenching everything in my living room.
After stopping the leak and turning off the fan, my Phat PS2-compatible PS3 (which was on at the time) took on a lot of water and showed orange and purple lights of death.

I unplugged it and just left it sitting there on a table, expecting to throw it out. Just before putting it in the trash, I decided to plug it back in just for the hell of it. It died and came back to life three days later (and still works without a hitch).
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>>258030036
>>258030069
I know I know but it neatly fits all my purposes. I know the best possible quality option would be a decent deskt mic and a decent pair of headphones and it would likely still be cheaper. But I do skype a lot while running around the place and moving to my basement for which not only the wirelless is great but also the headset keys work great for going trough music or stopping it to take a call or whatever you need.

Also: I feel weirdly naked when I don't have a headset on. Almost uncomfortable.
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>>258029848
To be fair, it doesn't really look like a jizz stain, at least not anymore. Now it's kind of brownish and faded.

Also I don't get boners from sex scenes in movies, ever. But that's neither here nor there.
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>>258028687

>ps3
>fuse
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>>258029262

How did your parents live in a house above a swamp for a year?
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I dropped my PSVita from a shelf once and I was scared shitless and started to check if it was broken.

The scary thing is that I haven found a single scratch anywhere as if it never fell down

To this day I still suspect that something borked but Im just not able to find it
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>>258031028
Not sure, after the flood they had someone come out for clean up. They didn't even move my containers. To be honest it only really stunk when you got into the basement. From the steps you couldn't smell the swamp smell.
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I accidently pissed on my Vita once. It broke
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>>258026050
I throw my bag down the 2nd floor back in elementary. Forgot I was carrying my Gameboy Color.
Shit was wacked for a few days
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I fucked one of my CPU pins

Had to get a new one
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Never broken a console or game. I have no idea how people can break consoles or let discs get scratched up.

Accidents do happen, but it's not hard to take care of that shit.
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>>258031326
How the fuck did you manage to do that?
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I once dropped a MnM Blast from sonic on my keyboard shit was stickyier than my cum
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>>258031362
I really don't remember why I took it out
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>>258026050
My older sister had a house party years ago and one of her mates took my psp out of my room and started playing disgaea on it, then he got mad because he couldn't figure out what to do and poured half a bottle of vodka on it. It stopped working for a week or so and he paid me for it, I tried playing with it about a month later and it worked fine aside from a frw sticky buttons and a stain on the screen. I used the £140 or so that the guy paid me back with to get a cleaning kit and cleaned it and now it works fine.

I spent the rest of the money on other random vidya that I came across in my local blockbuster and got a load of sweets aswell
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>>258026050
No, not a retarded fatbeard.
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>>258029227
>PSX
Also you're a shit and deserve to be shit on
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Pretended to blow myself, Fell backwards of a bed and elbowed my DS
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>>258032256
kek

also
>Pretended
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>>258026050
>have an older cousin
>"anon i found your old sega (saturn), wanna play it?"
>"sure, it's a little dusty though"
>"that's ok i'll clean it"
>she goes into the bathroom and starts washing the console in a stream of watter
>i had no idea what this would do, but the dust was coming off
>plug it in
>smoke
>another time
>PS1 sitting comfortably on a shelf
>the case is broken and doesn't connect to the bottom part
>hey anon wanna play something with me on the PS1?
>sure just remember to pick it...
>she picks up the console by sides
>while the plastic case stays in her hands the circuit boards all drop to the ground
>some parts fly through the room
>i'll never buy a console again.
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Not ruined, but I fucked up the speaker on my gameboy color by blowing compressed air into it. Still kinda bums me out.
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damned -tan threads
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stop cumming on your consoles anon
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>>258032343
>she
>she

There's your problem. Just don't let females touch your stuff.
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>>258026050
Never, because unlike you Muricans I never eat while on my PC
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I split water all over my PS3 but it was fine.
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>>258026050

I once ruined your mom's face while spilling cum all over it.
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>>258026971
>Common sense m8
>I drop coffee on my keyboards
>frequently
I see an issue here.
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the worst I've done is put a gash on a monitor

>see somewhat chunky residue onscreen
>have the BRIGHT idea of scraping it off using my sharktooth necklace
>*shhhrrrrnnkkk*
>now have a huge unmissable scratch that can't be buffed out
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>>258032760
That's some powerful pump you got there.

You could fight crime with that.
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>>258032343
>>258032653
oh come on that's pretty daaww

most people are content to just browse their mobile phones and ignore each other
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>>258026050
>left gameboy in my basketball shorts during rollercoaster

i bet its still there to in universal studios
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Oh why yes! My Xbox 360 kept ruining itself. What are you doing Microsoft? Red rings of death everywhere topkek!
No problems with my PS4 so far though.
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>>258033090
>older cousin
>older
>daaww

Does not compute.
Also chances are likely this happened before smartphones were common.
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ps3 fell out of a suitcase when carrying it home from a lan party
ylod, didn't boot

got a free replacement, and i forgot heavy rain in it and got a new copy too
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My sister poured grape juice in my Gamecube and it still worked just fine
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>>258027375
Neat fact there's an arrow that drops down little things like report and image search next to the post number on the mobile site
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>>258033410
>implying clumsy well meaning onee-san isn't a trope
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>>258027273
Chris?
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>>258033382
I feel like this could be evidence that there are AI bots posting on /v/.
They're learning. This little guy is still a bit off. There's something uncanny about it, but he'll get there!
Everyone encourage our new AI friend!
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>>258033349
>theme park worker
>very little pay but I love my job
>often have to clean up around a particular ride at every few days
>collect coins notes (though all wallets are sent back to their owners)
>make almost twice my normal pay each week though dropped money alone
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>>258033612
>implying porn and reality co-exist
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I dropped my SP to many times as a kid and the backlight broke. It still worked fine other than that though.
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>>258033701
>>258033382
suspicious
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Dropping, yes. I also managed to smash in a lot of controller ports back when stuff was all wired and our dogs were puppies. :3

Wireless controllers are the best thing ever to happen to vidya.
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>>258033903
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>>258033701
How do i know you arent the robot instead. Trying to cover up your tracks by pinning the blame on someone else. How do i know that everyone here isnt a robot. Maybe you are actually the only real person here and im also a robot.
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>>258029253
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>>258034041 (User)
Beep boop bop??
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>>258034125
Beep boop boop beep. Boop boop bop.
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>>258034041
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
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>>258026846
>accidentally shit
>accidentally
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>>258028143
>13 gamecube controllers
How?
Why?
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>>258034060
>tumblr_lxnonuLmA01r3gzspo(...).png
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>>258026050

>average Mystic Knight's PS3 after dousing the fire.png
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>>258034016
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>>258032720
teach me the magic of splitting water oh wise one
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>>258026846

>accidentally
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>>258028143
aANON HOW
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>>258034389
>1403491950821.jpg
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>>258034589
epic comeback
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>>258034639
noice
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>having a fap
>strange urge to blow my seed on my keyboard
>do it
>Shift key no longer work because of my glorious semen
>mfw
Sticky keys amirite.
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>>258034407
no brazzers logo?
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>>258033701
Remember when people were pretending to be bots marketing the Xbox One last year?

>>258034742
>>strange urge to blow my seed on my keyboard

I don't know why this happens. But it is regrettable every time.
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>>258033410
this happened when smartphones were nonexistant, i did have a nokia 3310 though
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>>258026846
>Accidentally shit
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>>258026050
Broke a shitty madcats ps2 controller in half playing Spongebob battle for Bikini bottom.
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I don't recall any physical damage happening to my systems

My DS Phat got a crack on the top from reasons unknown, but nothing severe.
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my semen or precum stained my mouse permenently. like gave it a bizarre, etched pattern i couldnt remove
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>>258026846
>accidentaly
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>>258035017
False marketers have always been a thing, I was just having some fun about him being a bot, and not just an idiot.
THERE ARE BOTS THOUGH AND THEY ARE AMONG US. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
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>>258028239
How didn't it fucking melt?
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>>258035329
laminate that shit

immortalize your stain for the victory that it is
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I dropped my PSP in high-school when I had a great laugh. My LCD screen cracked, but I mostly never played PSP games back then. When I did feel like playing PSP games, I just replaced the LCD, easy.
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>>258028239
My friend wrapped his in towels and left it on for around 2 hours and it worked as well
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>>258035674
its gone now sadly, the mouse broke. but i didnt need to laminate it. it was like acid etching was done to the surface, so it was like i had tried to add grip for the left finger
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>>258026050
I came on my keyboard a million times and it still works.
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>>258032950
>shark tooth necklace
Are you a cute swimmer boy
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>>258026050
> Mfw I dropped my Wii like 35 times while playing smash drunk
> Refuses to die

Thats my girl.

Gamecube controllers need like 2 extra feet of cord I swear.
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>>258026971
Oh fuck I did that once and I messed up my keyboard. The Coffee made it all really sticky so when I pushed a key down it'd just stay down and because I'm a jew and I didn't want to get a new keyboard, I decided to take every key off one by one and fix it.
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>>258026050

Worst thing I ruined was a monitor. I left the window open in summer at night when I using it and thunder bugs got in behind the back panel and died. It looked like the screen had loads of dead cells because of them.
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My old roommate wrecked his 360 because he picked it up with a disc spinning inside. He was shocked because he did it all the time with his PS3.

Also Someone once stood on the charging cables and it pulled the console off the table, but it was fine.
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>>258035989
i did that two, but i vomited into a friends keyboard while shitfaced, and the next morning used qtips and took it apart to try to fix it. instead we blamed the dog after a few hours. a puke that filled the entire keyboard on a dog the size of a cat
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dropped my clear purple gameboy color in the bath once

it still worked after that
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>>258035857
>Gamecube controllers need like 2 extra feet of cord I swear.

The white Gamecube controllers that were reissued in Japan for the Wii have significantly longer cables and have been available on Amazon for quite some time
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>>258026050
A friend of mine pulled on my playstation with the controller
>okay I pull
>don't do it
>does it anyway
Fucking idiot.
Also I spilled cider on my Cherry keyboard yet 6 months later I picked it up again and it works perfectly fine.
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>>258026050
I slipped and fell directly on my 3DS. Luckly I'm not a 300 lb neckbeard so I only cracked the screen.
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After 3 weeks of having my PSP 3000 I decided to put some cool looking themes, and back then that involved replace files from the flash memory. After that my PSP never started again and there is no fix.
Thanks god there's softmodding now.
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Freedom-speaks.com/vote
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My mom got angry at a Professor Layton game and managed to rip the touch screen of my ds lite apart. Good thing I still have 3 other DS's.

I accidentally threw my laptop off the side of the couch and the screen fucked up. But it still worked so I connected it to the TV and used it for months until I could afford a new laptop.
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>>258032458
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>>258037359
>YOUR MOM GOT SO ANGRY AT A PUZZLE THAT SHE TORE YOUR DS APART
JESUS CHRIST ANON IS SHE A FUCKING CHIMP
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When I was a shitty little kid who didn't know how fapping worked, I was humping a pillow with my Gameboy in my pocket. Broke the screen.
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>>258033701
Will the AI be mai waifu and love me?
>>
Came on my Vita once for /v/
It doesn't work anymore
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>>258026846
What
Were you using your PS3 as a chair or something?
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>>258028143
>Froze a SNES

What the fuck were you even doing?
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>>258038746
>broke a fucking Game Boy
>with your DICK

You've got balls of steel.
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>>258026050
I ruined my 200 dollar Motherboard the first day then send it back to new egg without the serial code so they send it back to me... I literally put the sticker back, put the motherobard back in the box and resend it back to new egg then finally shit got fixed. the porcess lasted like 2 months
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>>258041343
How did you ruin it?
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>>258041475
I cut my finger with pic related, I lost a lot of blood then i went for some alcohol, I tripped, Board drank more alcohol than a fucking pirate. After that it didn't want to turn on.
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I spilled a can of soda on my original Xbox. Full can fell from the shelf and right onto the Xbox spilling all over it.

Still works to this day despite being stained to hell and back.
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>>258028193
Or that your dad didn't want you to be sad over its death, so he bought a new one and replaced it without your knowing.
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>>258038746
When I was a kid, I broke my fucking toilet while fapping. I almost got stabbed in the ass by the toilet's porcelain.
I wasn't even that fat lel
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>>258042229
Jesus christ man
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>>258029829
and a new glass of chocolate milk
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>>258034742
>>258035017

Cumming on keyboards is a thing?
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>>258038746
>humping pillows/beds/couches/furniture
why did people do this? I have literally never heard of people doing this before I came to /v/ and me and my friends used to take turns at the living room computer fapping while everyone else had their backs to us.
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>>258042942
oh yes
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>>258042229
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>>258042942
The origin of "Sticky keys"
>>
Put a cracked CD on a CD drive once. The drive shred that CD to pieces and I had to pick each piece out of the drive to get it to work again.
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>>258026050
my old ps3 fell off the shelf it was on (like a fucking foot onto carpet) and now when it turns on everything is green and then it gets full of artifacts until it freezes. I assume the graphics card broke. Shame, it was a backwards compatible one too.
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>>258043203
>>258043401

I understand by accident and occasionally if you were just that horny but not as a habit.
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>>258026050
Spit all my drink on my laptop when I sneezed
, / F6 F12 doesn't work since then, have to use alt+num for them.
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>>258043591
Shut the fuck up Today before it happens again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjMZ8nFgIM
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>>258029227

This reminds me of that nigger who got so enraged on medical personel, who claimed he had Ebola that he whiped out his dick and started to piss on them.

Obviously he had ebola and died some time after that.
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>>258043746
Only turbonerds use F6 and F12 anyway!
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Was digging about in my room looking for stuff and dropped my baseball bat on my bed.

Forgot I'd fallen asleep playing my gameboy color, cracked the screen.

RIP you glorious little bastard.

Years later I told this tale to a friend of a friend when I was at his house and saw he had one that was the same colour as the one I broke.

He gave me it.
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>>258043792
I've since replaced the piece of shit desk that broke when it fell and the ps3 since so i'm not worried about it. Sucks that the new ps3 has a small ass hard drive i'm too lazy to replace
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>All these people pissing on vidya
You're lucky that you weren't electrocuted if it was a plugged console.
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>>258042710
>>258043376
I know right!! I still have the bloody Manual/certificate thingy/ because the jews at New Egg replaced only the Motherboard and left al the other shit intact...
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>Nintendo Ds had just come out!

>Sick as a mother fucker had the sleek ass Silver one at the time. (Actually I'm not aware if you could get other colours in it)

>At friends house playing a bunch of shit. From Ds to ps!

>good times all around

>Going home

>Drop it

>Barely intact.

>Fucking, hanging off of the centre piece.

>Screen busted

>Fucking portable gaming.
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>1995
>Be 6, brother is 10.
>Buy new mouse, because the old one got broken.
>Got new game as well.
>Argue with brother who should play the game first.
>We start to pull new mouse, each in different direction.
>It falls on the floor.
>Gets broken
>No one plays any games that day.

>Play WoW some years later.
>Something goes wrong
>Slam the keyboard with my fist.
>Space gets broken in half.

It was a shit keyboard anyway, but for the whole rest of the night I've had to use half of the space.
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When I was a teenager I was a little fucker with handhelds. Chucked my gameboy SP out of my window when I fucked up in Star Wars 3, couple years later snapped my original DS in half on accident trying to beat one of the Mario Kart DS trials because the hinges were shit.
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>>258044284

Wow you're fucking stupid if you think there's even a remote possibility of that happening.
Even Mythbusters tested that shit by pissing on an electrified train rail and jack shit happened.
>>
My friend or someone threw cheap paintballs around my room, a few of them landed or cracked in one of my game baskets (or degraded overtime) the result was several genesis cartridges becoming completely blue on the title stickers.
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I remember playing games on my old compaq presario piece of shit laptop (pentium 1) and spilling a full can of Surge all over it.
No idea how my parents convinced compaq to fix the thing with the warranty, but companies were more reasonable back then.
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>had a GBA in my bag
>cousin pushes me
>I land ass first on the bag
>screen is broken

Well, at least I got an SP shortly after.
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>>258026846
>>258026927
>>2580274897
>all this slobbery
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>>258026050
I stepped on my gameboy SP. My friends were over and during my excited sleepover state of mind, I forgot I had placed it under a blanket and crushed the screen with my heel.
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>>258031049

One day it will suddenly just disintegrate into dust.
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>>258026176
>>258026157
also had a GBC go into a pool and be fine, confirmed for water proof
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>>258047230
You lost your anal virginity to a GBA?
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>drop DS lite a dozen times in concrete, metal flooring, carpet, hard wood
>it's fine
>drop it in puddle
>it's fine

>Drop DSi from pocket height onto carpet
>top screen snaps off at the hinge
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>>258026050

How do you spill something on a console? Do you keep it under you or something? Shouldn't it be on the other side of the room?
>>
Why do people do this? If you spill shit all over the place do yourself a favor and don't bother owning a console.
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My sister broke her first 3DS in half by throwing it against a wall in anger like 2 days after she got it
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>>258026050
Got very drunk one night and apparently used my PS3 as a toilet. Woke up with a blinding headache the next day, PS3 drenched in piss. Yellow light showing instead of red. I tried to dry it out and start it up and it immediately failed. Was a complete write off.
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I was playing with my gameboy once while I was in the toilet and I dropped it in the shit
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>>258026050
I spilled tea on my 3ds once. It still works but the R button was sticky for some time but it eventually worked as original again.

I'll never, ever, do that again
>>
I came on my 3DS playing Pokemon Y. It still worked but it was hard to get it out of the crevice between the screen and the hinge
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>>258053536

I hope that's her last 3DS, how old is she?
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I haven't, but my friend's girlfriend once spilled juice all over my computer. At first it wasn't so bad, but when she picked up the carton she poured all of the juice into it and completely destroyed it.

I accidentally punched her in the eye because I forgot that you're not supposed to hit women when they fuck up and I treated her like how I would one of my male friends.
>>
I fried my Hauppage HD PVR by accidentally using the wrong plug. That count?
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>>258026157
same thing happened to me.
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>>258027412
nintendium stopped with the n64
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I brought my PS2 to a little family gathering a couple of years ago and a relative accidentally spilled his juice on it. It didn't work for a bit, but then it started working again, which was a big relief.
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>>258026050
Dropped my PSP once so the screen cracked.

Bought a new one and replaced it though so it wasn't especially critical or anything.
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>>258057507
>I accidentally punched her in the eye because I forgot that you're not supposed to hit women when they fuck up and I treated her like how I would one of my male friends.
2edgy4me
>>
i havent properly cleaned my desktop in about 5 years, i just blow away all the dust, dandruff, and falling hairs from my head (that includes tiny little hairs from my eyebrows and eyelashes, and both short and long hairs from my head)

funny thing is, im not even going bald, my hair is just weak and my skin is genetically shit, nobody is or has been bald in my family for generations, and i get dandruff even if i shower 4-5 times a week.
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>>258028193
Same thing happened to my gameboy colour when it fell down the toilet while I was having a piss. I didn't let it dry out though, i just dried the outside of it with a towel and turned it back on and it worked like a charm
>>
>owning a console
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>>258029227
Not vidya related but
>Back in the old swamps of poland
>We are messing around with this girl, we stole her hat and are throwing it around to eachother
>All fun and games until i get the best idea ever
>I whip out my dick and piss on her hat
>"Anon what are you doing"
>I don't know
>Go home
>Her mother smashing down our doors
>Give her 10 zloty and she fucks off

It was fun
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>>258027375
are you using an iphone?
>>
Nope never.

I used my fat DS so much that it couldn't charge anymore, if that counts.
>>
>>258026050
>had 4 PSPs side 2007
>all eventually broke
>rewind back to 1999
>have gameboy color
>one day I was playing it outside because no backlight
>mom calls me in for dinner or some shit
>accidentally leave gameboy behind
>it starts raining, then pouring
>think nothing of the rain until I go outside the next day
>see gameboy on bench
>that's where I left you
>heart drops as I come to the realization that it was left in the rain all night
>bring it in with tears in my eye, sobbing to my mom
"Anon we just got you that, we can't short a new one."
>sulk on the couch holding deceased vidya in my hands
>flip the switch or of sheer boredom
>light comes on
>pokemon yellow's theme plays
>absolutely overjoyed
>tell mom, tells me to put it in a bowl of rice just in case, to get the excess water out of it

Tl;dr
>today's handhelds are fragile as fuck and the original gameboy child withstand a god damn thunderstorm
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>>258026971

>happens frequently enough that you have a system for working around it

Dude maybe you should get a coffee table or something.
>>
>>258028434
Yeah, most all things supposedly linking videogames and violence are bullshit, but Wiimotes are fucking deadly without that rubber grip that was added later on.
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>>258026050
>senior year in high school
>friend gives me her old sp
>get pokemon emerald because nostalgia
>bring it to school to pay in between classes and at lunch and shit
>walking down the hallway with it in my pocket when the door to my right opens suddenly
>corner of the door handle hits my sp on the flip screen
>jerk.png
>go to lunch like nothing happened
>whip it out to play and it turns out the blow the screen completely fucked the screen.

Pic related. I haven't thrown out away. Haven't charged it for almost 3 years.
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>>258026050
I had a MGS peack walker edition the night before was cold so i wore some cozy pajama pants and i wokw up the next morning needing to take a shit i put my psp in my pocket and right when i was sitting down it shot out of my pocket and straight into the toilet
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>be 13
>PS2 overheated because New Mexico heat
>put it in the fridge to cool it down
>as im taking it out of the fridge hours later I accidentally the milk and it spills all over the PS2
>in a fit of rage I throw the PS2 out of the fridge across the kitchen
>milk goes all over the floor
>I slip
>to try and regain balance I grab the nearest thing, a glass ketchup bottle
>I hit the floor and wind myself so hard I shit myself a bit
>tfw laying on the floor covered in milk, ketchup, glass, and shit
>>
not ruined but i got in a car accident and had my ps3 in my car. still works just don't have the box or case for god of war collection.
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>>258028820
What
>>
Spilled coke on my ps1 a month after getting it for Christmas. I wasn't allowed to have a console again until a couple years into the ps2's life cycle.

Playing games like FF7/9 on psn and shit makes me realize on how much I missed out when I was you younger because I was stupid enough to put an opened soda near my console.
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>>258026050
Spilled cola over my laptop while playing Rome Total War because I had to grab the mouse and accidentally knocked over the glass, some 7 or 8 years ago.
The motherboard was fried. When I got it back from the repair shop the keyboard was still sticky and the webcam didn't work.
Since then I avoid putting my drinks near my laptop. I cringe whenever I see someone put theirs right in front of or next to their laptop.
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>>258061221
>I hit the floor and wind myself so hard I shit myself a bit
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>>258028820
>jar of menstrual blood
What the fuck
>>
>>258059071
How much did these cost back then?
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>>258061221
>covered in milk, ketchup, glass, and shit
You didn't accidently cover yourself and the surroundings in ketchup as well? I am disappoint.
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I was over at my parents house with my ps4. I was streaming watchdogs and i had the console on the floor. About 2 meters away i had a coffee cup.

My parents cat bolts and smashes into the coffee cup, sending the coffee all over my ps4. The console turned off itself. I rushed over, detached the cables and brought it to the kitchen where i started wiping the coffee off.

The coffee was everywhere. In the disc drive too. I shook the console for 15 minutes to get the coffee out from inside. The entire time i was so damn scared because i could hear the coffee splashing around inside it.

Guess what. Nothing happened to it. It still worked like a charm and i was streaming again that same night. The cat got to cool down in the laundry room.
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>>258028820
You knew exactly what kind of image response you were looking for.

>>258026050
Never ruined anything but I never allow anyone to touch my shit these days. Younger cousin, around 14 or 15, dropped my gameboy advance years ago while on holiday and my little sister dropped the DS. Minor scratches on the Gameboy, DS was fine.

Fuck those little shits, when I was their age I was way more careful.
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>have n64 on really tall cabinet, sat on floor
>pull controller cord too far, console falls and hits floor hard
>console and mario kart fine, action replay (in between) somehow totalled
fucking nintendium
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>>258029720
I smell homestuck
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>>258063204
JESUS CHRIST
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One or tow gameboys have been dropped in water and my older brother's rage broke at least one console and at least ten playstation 2 controllers and several games.
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I once came in the disk drive of a ps2 slim, no further comments.
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You know how BIC pens suddenly explode in your pocket? That happened with my PSP in there as well

>>258063258
>>258028820
What the shit
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>>258028434
>friend at my house playing wii sports baseball
>somehow manages to throw the controller downwards, at maybe 30 degrees angle from the ground
>hits the ground so hard that it skips like a rock on water for at least 10 yards through the house through three open doors and through several rooms
>works fine
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>>258063859
>You know how BIC pens suddenly explode in your pocket? That happened with my PSP in there as well
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>>258026050
my sister ruined my psp. didn't really care that much.
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>>258030782
M8 if u hav brown jizz u need to go to ur GP
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>>258063859
how? fluid from the battery?
that shit is mad toxic son
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>>258063258

>what do you think, tumblr?

kekd hard
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>>258063925

Fucking Nintendium.
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>>258026050

chris_chans_ps3.png
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>>258063258
What would a jar full of old menstrual blood scattered across the floor smell like?
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>>258042229
>Board drank more alcohol than a fucking pirate
I laughed more than I should have.
Goddamn.
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>>258064446

No what he meant was his PSP was in his pocket when the pen exploded.
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>>258026050
I stepped on my fat PS2 disc drive

I also poured water inside of my xbox, broke instantly. I covered it with a towel and an hour later it worked.
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>>258063204
>I shook the console
You wanted the coffee to spread around inside it or what?
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When I was in uni my roomate spilled cider all over my laptop with all my movies and vidya. He left me with nothing but a 360 and bioshock infinite to play for a whole week until I got back to my parents to get more of my games
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>>258064975
>I also poured water inside of my xbox, broke instantly.
WHY
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>>258031171
Fucking Americans your housing and quality of life is shite that would never happen in Scotland do you know why because we know where its sensible to build and not to build out of permeable materials which let water in. America is a fucking 3rd world country. Mwf my brother is going to America to do masters degree and I am probably more scared than he is. But he is going to Michigan so its in the North where civilized Americans live.
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>>258065278
CoD rage
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>be fuck knows what year
>playing on the megadrive
>be a little shit when I was a kid
>dad tells me to get off of it because I need to take my dog for a walk
>my dog was really old and it would take him hours to walk like 1 mile
>get so angry I kick the tv off the stand, which the megadrive was on top of
>smash the tv
>megadrive works fine
>the crash startled my cat so bad it scratched the fuck out of my leg
>dad grounds me
>didn't have to take the dog for a walk
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>>258064715
I don't know what menstrual blood smells like. Fresh or old blood. But some people say it smells like fish so really rank fish maybe.

Tumblr has jars of menstrual blood and we have boxes of crusted semen. A match made in hell.
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A long time ago my sister spilled soda all over my Classic Controller Pro and the buttons were sticky for a long time
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>playing a super monkey ball game on ps2 with niece and sister at another sisters' house
>sister has a glass of water on the floor next to the radiator because reasons???
>knock that shit over somehow
>all over both controllers and the front of ps2
>controllers borked FOREVER (some buttons don't work either half the time or at all)
>PS2 was fine after about 5 minutes of stuttering, still works today
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>>258065696
>and the buttons were sticky for a long time
Not because of the soda, eh?
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>>258043035
>me and my friends used to take turns at the living room computer fapping while everyone else had their backs to us
why did people do this? I have literally never heard of people doing this before I came to /v/
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>>258026050
I spilled juice on my psp. It worked fine but the buttons were all fucked and sticky, eventually it became impossible to press X so just bought a new one for cheap.
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>>258035253
ASR's got a nigress butt
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>>258043746
>Spit all my drink on my laptop when I sneezed
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>>258028054
Reminds me of the time my Gamecube's laser started to not work very well so my dad suggested I clean it with rubbing alcohol, and then it didn't work at all
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>>258058712
He said tablet. And you can reverse-google on iPhone.
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>>258066442
Kek, got any more?
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>>258058247
How is that edgy? If someone fucks up slightly and that fuck up can be fixed easily but then they fuck up even more and make it unfixable, the appropriate action is hitting them hard. I didn't rape her. I didn't rape her computer. I didn't pour juice on her mother. Stop saying everything is edgy.
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>>258062241
>put cans of monster less than 2 inches to the left of my laptop
>never spilled it
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>>258066442
>>258066754
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>>258037359
My laptop looks like that but only half the screen is busted, enormous weird shape that looks like a black cock with a quarian's leg coming off it blocking my fucking desktop's left hand side
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>>258067302
what is that metal part anyway? dllagest
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Advertisement claimed that my my laptop is water resistant. So i tried. After three awful days of drying it worked fine
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>>258067086
>not pouring juice on her mother
get it together anon
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>>258067592
Some of that he cut off? That's the connector, it goes into a slot on the motherboard.
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Not a console, but one time I sneezed so hard that my headset flew off my head and into my soup
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I broke my nintendo wii the day after i bought it
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I dropped my DS in the toilet once. I also once found a GBC with a copy of Donkey Kong my the toilet in my school. I fished it out, left it to dry, worked fine.
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>>258026050
yes I ejaculated onto my wii once by accident, the cum ruined the second gamecube controller port permanently
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Had PSP on top of bed, and after coming out of shower and laid out towel to dry, and it was on top of the PSP

It never turned on after that
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>>258030270
I always did this too because my dad told me if I put them face down they could get scratched

In a way he's right, if they're face up and you're careful the worst that will happen is they get a bit dusty, and you just wipe them off
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Playing a 3DS while having chronic dandruff sucks.
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>>258063204
FUCK CATS
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Wanted to clean my ps3 controller, sprayed it with citrus cleaner.
It started melting
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Wasnt my fault but a horror story none the less.
>Silent hill was my shit (excluding the latest shit)
>Found out they did shattered memories for ps2
>Girlfriend loves watching me play, we make our horror game night
>Snacks, pizzas, drinks, lights out, storm outside, 57 inch HD tv. Shits perfect.
>Forget somthing in the other room, tell her to just pop the disc in and dont touch anything else
>Hear somthing odd from the other room, rush in
>She had placed the disc half way on the tray and closed it. The disc is now sticking out and the door jammed. She had an amazing idea: keep hitting it with the bottem of her fist until it goes in.
>Ps2 is ruined
>Game is scratched to shit

Fucking women. Luckily she felt bad and got me another cheap replacement system and we got the game fixed. Still, that CRUNCH CRUNCH of her hitting it still hurts.
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>>258065324
>But he is going to Michigan so its in the North where civilized Americans live.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Michiganfag here, most of my countrymen are white trash, rednecks, and ghetto niggers, depending on which part of the state you're in

Upper peninsula is basically a mini Canada though
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>>258063204
you asked for it m8
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>>258068179
Why the fuck are you jerking off near or into the the controller port
You are just weird, that is not an accident
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>>258063204
Idiot. You should have let it dry at least a few days before even thinking of turning it back on. 90% of shit that people bring me after they've dropped it in water or something is broken because they tried to turn it back on too soon to see if it still works.
Dont do it unless you're 100% sure it's no longer wet.
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QUICK
SOMEONE POST THE WASP NEST IN THE WII U
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>>258026050
>Bought PS3 the same day Tenkaichi 3 was released for PS2.
>I plug my PS3 and play some vidya Splinter Cell Double Agent, THE DARKNESS
>plug my PS2, I wanted Sparking Meteor since I saw the first freaking trailer.
>doesn't work.
>wtf? It was working fine yesterday.
>My PS2 got jealous and was not reading the disc.
>2 hours later, I decide to try again.
>works like a charm
Then my brother had an asshole moment and sold my PS2 for $100. All of my friends treat their consoles and controllers like shit, I'm the only one that actually takes care of my electronics. Fucking niggers.
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>>258068740
>I'm the only one that actually takes care of my electronics. Fucking niggers.
Because you are a fucking weirdo who thinks that the console is his girlfriend
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>>258027412
DS hinges are it's weak point.
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>>258068678

>wasp

It was worse than that. MUCH fucking worse.
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>>258068564
Not him, but cumming on random household objects is a fetish. and it gets me hard every time.
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>>258068924
Not at all. I buy my shit with my own money, unlike you. Once you do that, you start to care for hard earned stuff. Electronics are expensive you little shitfuck.
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>>258069340
It's not my problem that my dad works unlike you, you poor (probably Mexican, because they are so poor) faggot
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>>258068492
Cleaned my DS screen with some random cleaner and an old glasses cloth
Did the mistake again of using that glasses cloth to clean my 3DS and now it has small scratches as well.
Sigh
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>>258069045
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>>258026050
This was like three years ago. I didn't do it, but my brother spilled a coke on my Nintendo 64. It still worked thank god.
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When I was about 10 years old I was going to my cousins house so I decided to bring my PS2, but was too poor to buy a travel case so I put everything for it in a plastic bag double bagged. When I start walking up to his house the bags rip open and everything falls out. Controllers bouncing everywhere and system landing sunny side up on the pavement. Still worked but just made a horrible buzzing noise after.
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>>258026050
I once bought a PS3 at gamestop, walked outside, around the corner, and accidentally just dropped it. It smashed. Went back in and complained that they gave me a broken console, they were very confused. Got 3 free games and a new ps3 outta it.
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>>258069578
Not him, but get a life, rich kid. One day your daddy's money is gonna dry up and you'll be left penniless - then you'll be 40 with no previous job experience in a world where even having experience won't grant you the possibility of a job, and you'll live on food stamps while the rest of us who did something with our lives live better than you.
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>>258069240
Oh my god, my ocd is overloading
I can't
I would never touch anything outside of my home again
Fuck you, stop being so repulsive
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>>258026050
sneezed and kicked the xbox out the 4th story window.
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>>258069578
Top kek. Don't try to self insert. You're the only Mexican here. Go ask your working dad if he'd prefer to save the money he wastes on his little unspoiled kid. See his reaction and realise how dissapointed he is on his underaged waste of air being as he says yes to you.
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>>258070037
Stop lecturing me, he has a company ok and a factory
So yeah
>Penniless 40 year old
That is probably you
>and you'll live on food stamps while the rest of us who did something with our lives live better than you
Do you how poor you sound right now? Very very poor
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>>258069045
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>>258070101
.. how?
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>>258070189
>You're the only Mexican here
Never, please stop being so jealous
You people are so fucking jealous and cheap and poor
No need to hate on me for having money, seriously that is stupid
If you were you would act just like me, admit it
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>>258070304
i've had very violent sneezes since i was little. My body kinda spasms or jerks sometimes when i sneeze hard enough. Shit hurts.
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I spilled Estus on my Gamecube. The button to open the disk tray thing gets stuck sometimes, but it still works.
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>>258070541
Why did you have the xbox near/in the window in the first place?
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I dropped my ipod touch in a cup of pop.
Stopped working.
Started working a few years later.

Other than that I haven't really had too many mishaps with my electronics. Well, I shattered the screen on my first ipod touch I guess.

My original xbox 360 red ringed on me too but that wasn't my fault of course.
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>>258070052
Maybe you'd like to see my collection
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>>258057507

That's ok dude. This one time I was at a family christmas gathering and one of my relatives bought me a DS slim with mario kart which was cool because I really wanted one at the time. After we were all done opening presents, my 7 year old niece asked if she could play it. I decided to let her against my better judgement. She was enjoying it for a while but I could tell she was getting frustrated after about 10 minutes with how hard the game was. All of a sudden she screamed and threw the DS, it bounced off the floor cracking and then bounced into the fire we had going in the fireplace. I swear I have never been so mad, I just walked up to her and snapped her little neck killing her instantly. It was around the time that I was raping her lifeless corpse for the 3rd time that I had a moment of clarity and became very aware of what I was doing and that my entire family was standing around watching me in shock and horror. I just laughed it off, pointed out that she just broke my DS, and then apologized for interrupting the party. We all had a good laugh, and my uncle replaced the DS my niece (his daughter) broke so it was all good.
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>>258070243
>a factory
Well those are shutting down right and left, don't see much future in that. Plus, after he dies the board will probably take over, leaving you completely out of it and therefore out of the cash flow. This happens very often, even in big corporations built on the family name.

I actually work IT for $15/hr - at the crisp young age of 21

>Do you how
Do you english?
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>>258026050
I was working at a comic store and brought my ps3 over for a street fighter tourney well the folding table couldn't handle the weight of the tv and crumbled. The tv fell on top of my ps3 and broke...
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>>258070052
OCD, huh? Take a look at this gaming room masterpiece. :D
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Bought a 2nd-hand gaming PC off CL. It was my first real rig and I loved it. Had it for about 3 months. The top had those giant slots of fans on them, and my cat walked over my desk and knocked iced tea all up in that bitch. It was only a few seconds, by that sound of popping and crackling was horrifying.

The smell lasted awhile though-oh god, that awful smell...
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>>258070849
>board
Lol he owns it you retard, no one is talking it besides me
You sound so jealous stop
>$15/hr
Probably the definition of I'm poor
>Do you how
>Do you english?
I forgot to write Know, stop being a smart ass
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>>258070531
How's that attitude working with your social life?
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>>258070692
i live in a shitty apartment, the windows pretty nice though. It begins around 3/4s the way up my leg (i'm 6'2). I had my xbox on a table right next to the window because as you all know some xbox 360 models had heat issues. I kept it next to the window to maybe help it and keep it from shutting down randomly. The table wasn't very stable and i kicked the leg and it knocked it back giving it just enough force to push the xbox out the open window and onto the ground.
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>>258070821

This is why I'll never let my nephew touch my 3DS. He's technically not even my nephew by blood so fuck him anyways. He's kind of a little shit.
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>>258071032
y'know, I was just getting ready to masterbate, but now, fuck it, I don't even want to anymore
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Only thing I've ever gotten close to fucking up was dropping my Galaxy S5 in the pool but turns out, it's waterproof. Everything should be waterproof.
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>>258070756
Is this real or is it a hoax or something?
Why would anyone do that? It is disgusting
>>258071032
>Dusty shelves and TV
Go get a disinfecting spray and clean it
How can you hook up a PS3 to the old TV?
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>>258071284
PS3s come with composite cables.
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>>258070531
Your tears of loneliness as you wrote that are delicious.
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I was playing F-Zero GX and I accidentally dropped my fist square into the top of the GameCube, cracking it right down the middle. I stopped playing F-Zero to protect the replacement.
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>>258071138
I have alot of high class friends
Yeah that is going great with me
We like the same artists and songs and other stuff
Britney Spears , Paris Hilton , Lindsay Lohan
Yeah life is great
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>>258071080
Not who you are talking to, but $15/hr at 21 is decent. IT is one of the only fields right now that is in huge demand and has growing, competitive salaries. You can do 2 years of college and end up making $100k+ a year by the age of 30. Can't say that about many other fields with such a small requirement for education/training.
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>>258071429
I am not even lonely
You are probably the lonely one with no friends anyway
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>had a really shitty laptop a ten or so years ago
>it wasn't exactly mine, but all of the kids shared it
>i did everything on it so it was more or less mine anyways

>go to a cousin's house for a weekend, leave it to my two younger siblings
>come back to see half of the keyboard's keys ripped out
>managed to replace most of them, but not all of them

>go to bed, left a pencil in the little crook between the screen and the keyboard
>wake up, go to put it away
>press down on the screen, ends up making a huge crack
>screen got replaced

>older sister takes it out of my room to use it while i'm still asleep
>go to use it
>the monitor craps out if it's not bent to a certain degree
>it ends up becoming a desktop until i bought my new rig

I also stomped on a GBASP out of rage and set a copy of Sonic 06 on fire, nearly burning the gas canister I used on it.
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>>258057507
good job treating her equally like women want to be

seriously fuck women/guaranteed replies
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>smoke weed occasionally on weekends.
>vow never to smoke in the mornings
>one friday roll up and fall asleep
>wake up in the morning to a rolled joint
>its a long weekend public holiday
>decide to YOLO wake and bake
>get up and turn playstation on
>time to play some dark souls
>as i step back i trip on the charger cable
>playstation 3 bombs the ground.
>Panic mode activated
>playstation starts but automatically dies.
>try repeatedly on off on off on off on off
>finally have to accept dark reality of what happened
>happily play my computer for new three days
>have to pay $100 for replacement motherboard
>i will never smoke weed in the morning again
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>>258069578
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>>258071897
And that is supposed to mean?
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>>258057787
You could drag a gamecube down the highway and drop it off a building and it would still work.
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>>258072397
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>>258071897
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>>258070243
A company AND a factory! WOW!
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>>258067860
I don't know why but I had a good laugh at this comment.
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>>258026157
>>258049905
>>258026176
There's no reason a piece of electronics equipment should go permanently bad from water unless the battery pack shorts, and game boy colors don't have a battery pack they take AAs
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>>258026050
It still worked, but I would punch the screen on my game boy pocket every time one of my pokemon died. Eventually the outer screen came off. I've also dropped my gamecube down the stairs a ton of times but fucking nintendium man
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>>258026050

>be poorfag.
>friend spills drink on his ps2 which breaks it.
>dumpster dive to retrieve said console after he threw it away.
>Open it up and measure voltages with multimeter.
>located some kind of surface mount fuse that doesn't seem to conduct electricity.
>sloppily short it with solder.
>working ps2 acquired.
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>>258026050
>Be 16
>Height of my neckbearding
>Decide I am wasting time showering because I can't play vidya during it
>Start taking baths
>Sit laptop on the toilet
>Play ROMs with a wireless controller
>Never went wrong
>Acidentally dropped batteries in the bath once or twice but they never shocked me
>Wiped them off with a towel and put them back in the controller
>Works fine

Although I've also tested a 1st gen DSes toughness by reversing over it in my uncles lorry. The DS wasn't as tough as I thought it was.
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>>258075860
>bath
>be clean

Pick one
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>>258026846
How?
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>>258076103
Yeah, I'm not 20 and somewhat well adjusted taking showers again.

At the time I had no friends, no reason to leave the house, and I was too young to claim jobseekers, so I was bathing mostly so the grease from my hair would stop stinging my eyes.
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>>258026050
Spilled a bottle of beer on my computer. Dripped throught the top vent on to the video card and it died 2 minutes later so I went to bed. Dried the case/card and drained the rest out of the video card cooler. Still working to this day as far as I know, I sold it about a year ago.

>ati 5870 is a drunk
>mfw
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>>258026050
>Cracked ds(original model) hinge
it was on charger and I accidentally dropped it, one of hinges broke, and then later other one broke by itself
>Broke at least one controller, and two keyboards
Thankfully it was shitty third-party controller and cheap keyboards
>PS2
Shit just suddenly didnt turn-on, and it was never moved from the spot it was on so Im not sure what happened to it and I dont have it anymore

Other than that, I dont remember breaking anything else.
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>>258027257
Would you say that you are a wii little brother?
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>>258026050
>accidentally let out a torrent of diarrhea all over my brand new Wii
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>>258026050
My brother once spilled a glass of chocolate milk on my laptop back when I played WoW. I was in a raid. Sent it for repairs and they told me they wouldn't be able to save any of the files, but then when I got it back it had all the files on it. Who knows.
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>>258077834
HOW
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>>258077834
Yeah, you're gonna have to tell us more.
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>>258029253
Do something!
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>Back when Wii first came out
>Playing Wii Sports Baseball
>About to swing bat
>Dog Jumps up onto the chair mid swing
>Clock him straight in the side of the face

He was fine but I felt so bad afterwards and still feel bad about it to this day
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No.

The only time I've ever had one of my consoles damaged is when my father smashed my GBA onto concrete because "I play it too much". They would force me to go and sit in the back garden for an hour a day, they didn't care if I sat on my arse staring at the sky. But if I dared to play videogames during outside time then it was of course grounds to ruin my GBA.
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>>258029485
That's fair enough.
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>>258078186
>>258078349
>new years day
>decide to buy myself something
>go to EB games and buy a brand spanking new Wii with Super Mario Galaxy
>woohoo
>take it home and set it all up
>at this point it's like 8 pm
>decide to get all drunk
>get drunk as a fucking pirate and play some galaxy
>laughing my ass off having a good time
>up to this one level
>start to get frustrated
>eventually get fucking MAD
>turn around and throw the wii down on the couch
>i bend over while i'm doing this and i'm not wearing pants at the time
>BRBRBBRRBRBRBRBRTTTT
>spray ungodly diarrhea from ass and can't control it
>holy shit
>turn around
>wii is completely covered in shit
>tv has shit on it too
>the carpet never came clean

fuck my life
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>>258079284
are you retarded?
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>>258026050
Yeah pee'd on my wii while wasted. Drunk me is such an asshole.
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>>258026971
>anon sets his coffee cups directly on the keyboards and tries to avoid spilling it but eventually does as he tries to type
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>>258079647

you deserved it
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>>258079752
>Not using the CD tray
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No, but I did once knock an entire full glass of milk onto my laptop. Whole glass went right into the keyboard.
>take it to a place to have it hopefully fixed
>they call, tell me good news, they cleaned out the contacts on my keyboard and it works fine, no internal damage
>go to pick it up
>have to describe it as "the milk one"
>workers clearly holding back laughter as they give it to me
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>>258079284
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