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Restarting quest
Select a class to continue (3 votes)
[Rules]
>Only 1 life per class, don't fuck this up.
>When in doubt, you can always flee but depends on your class.
>Opinions will decide your fate very very much.
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>>258013381
rogue
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MAGE
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Dickass Mage
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honor bound rogue
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Mage
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>>258013520
>>258013527
>>258013650
Mage route selected.
Mage focuses on offensive skills, but mixing them can be devastating. Get creative fgt.
Also when level up you may choose 1 new skill which will be shown
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>>258013835
get on with it then
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Can't start anything without an opening.
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You found yourself sleeping under a tree.
You can always wake up, or continue sleeping.
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>>258014071
Gotta keep sleeping to increase that mana pool
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>>258014071
Get your ass up nigga
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>>258014228
You better wake up or he will run off with your hat.
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>>258014228
Wake up in a cold sweat.
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>>258014375
Wake up and zap the shit out of this criminal
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>>258014375
Wake up I guess.
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>>258014375
>>258014394
You woke up, but you lost the little rascal.
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>>258014636
Use magic to find him
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>>258014636
WTF. Either you shoot him, or kill yourself and turn to Rogue.
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>>258014636
Fuck it. I never liked that hat anyway. Plus, I cursed it.
Go back to sleep.
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>>258014636
It's a good thing I always bring a spare hat.
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>>258014636
>>258014780
You tried to kill yourself, but accidentally hit the thief.
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>>258014927
Put the bitchen hat on and go back to sleep
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>>258014927
*teleport behind him*
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>>258015032
This, but cast a curse on the hat that effects anyone that touches it but you.
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>>258015032
You obtained your hat which gives 10+ all stat and 500MP.
You plan to sleep, but you have 1 more skill point to use on your new ability to select.
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>>258015257
Learn invisibility
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>>258014927
put out body and then loot
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>>258015257
Pick 1.
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>>258015257
Learn magic missle
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>>258015370
blink
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>>258015370
Learn to blink.
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>>258015113
<pic related
>>258015119
Under-leveled
>>258015318
>>258015415
>>258015323
Simply impossible.
>>258015452
Blink learned.
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Out of nowhere a giant bumped into you.
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>>258015695
Are you a friendly giant?
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So next quest ?
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>>258015695
Throw ashes at him
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>>258015695
doge
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>>258015695
blink away and back to sleep to recover the mana
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>>258015736
You asked him that but got completely ignored.
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>>258015917
Blink to on top of his head, and poke his eyes out.
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>>258015917
blink away dammint
lets go to the piss tree forest
or maybe the troll of the bridge
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>>258015765
>>258015882
You planned to blink out but the giant ignored you. He took the ashes and left.
You might want to follow him or go elsewhere.
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I choose knight
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>>258016081
Blink to his shoulder, and go along for the ride
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>>258016081
Follow
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>>258016160
>>258016169
Out of reach, but you can still follow him while blinking bit by bit.
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>>258016304
Set ashes on fire
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>>258016304
call down lightning on the motherfucker
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>>258016374
Ashes were already stolen.
>>258016414
Out of reach, maybe if you're higher leveled.
>>258016169
>>258016304
You decided to follow him until night fall, but bumped into a hideous creature. You also grew a beard.
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>>258016590
forgot pic
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how much mana do we have? can we keep blinking all day?
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>>258016729
>>258016590
say "ayy bby back dat ass up"
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>>258016590
>>258016729
I meant set the ashes in his hand on fire, but whatever.
Examine ssurroundings
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>>258016729
ask him about his day
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>>258016729
Are you a friendly hideous creature?
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>>258016778
Mana will replenish after a whole day, a little rest faster if meditate.
With the hat, you have 600 MP. Blink costs 50 MP glad you asked that.
>>258016810
The monster ignored you completely but shows a threat.
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>>258016729
Kill it with fire
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>>258017039
kill it with fire
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>>258017039
Forgot to mention, you ran out of mana after spamming blink to chase the giant!
Danger Level : High
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>>258017039
>>258017039
Stare contest
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>>258017191
run run run
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>>258017191
[Use item] Shotgun
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>>258017191
Cast Fist
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>>258017191
Punch him in the eye or something.
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>>258017424
NOW LEGIT WANKERS
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>>258017424
I played mage ball you know
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>>258017424
Suddenly the beast pushed you over, and turned into a lady.
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>>258017424
Throw dirt in it's eye and leg it
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>>258017662
Rape it
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>>258017662
Cast rape
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>>258017662
Show dick and Ask for tits
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>>258017662
COP A FEEL WHILE HELPING HER UP
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>>258017662
You're a wizard, the way of the pussy is not for you
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>>258017723
>>258017725
>>258017727
Invalid request, she held you down too tightly.
Though you did regain some MP just enough to blink out maybe?
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>>258017839
Cast pelvic thrust
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>>258017839
cop a feel then blink out
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>>258017901
No response.
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>>258017839
cast fist again
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>>258017839
Stick one finger up her vag stick another in her eye and knee her in the uterus while she's stumbling
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>>258017997
BLINK OUT BLINK
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>>258017997
Grab her boob for more mana
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>>258017997
Tip your hat and cast M'lady
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>>258017989
You just blinked out. You had ENOUGH of lady-turning monsters for the night.
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>>258018328
Run back to her and cast rape
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>>258018328
check self
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>>258018328
Sleep
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Suddenly everything got pitch black. You kept walking forward but felt something poking you from the back.
Intercept or run?
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>>258018328
Get your bearings.
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>>258018328
browse inventory
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>>258018512
intercept
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>>258018512
Rub your butt on whatever poked you in order to understand it better
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>>258018512
Intercept
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>>258018512
Intercept
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>knight
>not fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbVdyPZiOLM
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>>258018897
intercept
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>>258018512
You LOOKED behind you, but see nothing.
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>>258013381
Warrior Master Race
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>>258019027
LOOK UP DAT SLUT WANTS YOUR MANA
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>>258019027
360 and walk away
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>>258019027
when you walk away
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>>258019142
>>258019360
You kept walking, but somehow you feel something following you.
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>>258019439
Cast love
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>>258019439
cast light
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>>258019439
Cast protective shield just in case.
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>>258019502
Not only you don't have that skill, you don't know what you're facing with.
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>>258019439
Ask "Who is there"
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>>258019703
get depressed over never knowing love and slowly walk away
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>>258019703
Who turned off the lights?
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>>258019743
After asking, suddenly pic related.
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>>258020259
please do not eat me or my mana
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>>258020259
cast hug
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>>258020259
Present MUH DICK and hope for the best?
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>>258020259
Start throwing lighting in random direction
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>>258020259
Protect thy self mage.
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>>258020259
Offer to play cards.
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>>258020259
Hold hands with her.
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>>258020370
You startled the witch.
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>>258020908
Grab her hands and forcefully hold them, disturbing her by the lewdness of your act.
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>>258020908
RUN RUN RUN
also what's the rule for having your post done?
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>>258020908
Tell her "You ever seen a wizard use his dick as a magical wand?" If she replies "no" then respond "Wanna find out?"
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>>258020990
She backed off and seemed upset.
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>>258020908
Cast [plz respond]
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>>258021261
Now, engage in sex in the missionary position for the sake of recreation to finish her off.
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>>258021261
QUICKLY SPILL YOUR SPAGHETTI
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>>258021261
cast consensual sex
failing that, cast rape
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>>258021261
Reassure her your magic can remove any pregnancy so its okay not to pull out[lie]
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>>258021261
Cast spaghetti
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>>258021261
>upset from seeing dick
Come the fuck on, she has her tits hanging out, that's just asking for a dicking.
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>>258021407
>>258021407
>>258021470
You actually had that magic all along.
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>>258021703
Tell her she needs to eat these eggs
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>>258021703
make like a tree and get the fuck out of there
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>>258021703
Put your dong back into your robes.
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>>258021703
Give her your meatballs
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>>258021703
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>>258021703
Steal here magic using your penis.
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>>258021961
underrated post
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>>258021990
pull her out of there
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>>258021990
Help her out, as long as she promises to adventure with you and not harm you in any way.
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>>258021990
Pull her out, apologize, explain you meant to make sweet love with her and impregnant her.
If she refuses, tell her its a prophecy bestowed upon you by the gods themselves and to deny the gods gift is to deny existance[lie]
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>>258021990
Tell her that it doesnt matter what happened, but she must eat all the eggs.
(Conjure a bowl of boiled eggs)
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>>258022116
>>258022118
She promised to follow you in your journey and cause no harm. You helped her out of the spaghetti.
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>>258022586
apologize for startling her and ask what her name is
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>>258022586
Eat the spaghetti for full hp/mp
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>>258022586
Ask her name and class
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>>258022586
Use here witchey powers to augment your own.
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>>258022716
this but also check her stats and inventory
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>>258022586
Rerolling>>258022313
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>>258023347
him?
you ask as you both get out of that cave
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>>258023347
HIm, you mean the masked man?
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>>258023347
Well, since you're in my party now, I will name you xXxFaRtBoX420NoScOpexXx.
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>>258022957
>>258022313
You think it's a bad idea to talk her into that sort of topic.
>>258023456
>>258023479
She doesn't say anything. Also it's actually night time not in a cave.
>>258023481
She doesn't like that name
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>>258023725
Walk till you reach the point where the sun touches the earth.
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>>258023725
Check her inventory
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>>258023725
Find a safe place and sleep till morning.
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>>258023725
make camp for the night. need to digest the spaghetti
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>>258023725
find an inn for the night
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>>258023725
Ask her if she knows about MGSV coming to PC and how she feels
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>>258023860
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>>258024230
Ask if you can call her Suzanne or Suzzy
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>>258024230
Hug her, and if she resists pat her head a bit till she calms down.
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>>258024230
well, ask why she attacked you atleast
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>>258024230
find an inn to sleep for the night
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>>258024230
Ask her why she inverted her Tachyon grid in your tesla coil.
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>>258024269
She's okay with Suzzy.
>>258024285
After hugging her, you felt her pair of warm breast but let go quickly.
>>258024298
She wanted to mug you and at least get a new clothing.
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>>258024848
Make camp for the night, ask Suzzy to tell ghost stories.
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>>258024848
make camp
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>>258024848
summon her some new clothing. dont want to get our shit jacked
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You set up camp, she felt really tired and you gave her your own robe to warm her up while she sleeps.
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>>258025510
dream
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>>258025510
Dream about having a happy family with Suzzy
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>>258025510
shiver like hell because you need a new robe
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>>258025510
>>258025567
==>Wizard: Dream
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>>258025510
Dream about not being a30 year old virgin
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>>258025510
make a spaghetti tipi around you guys. you need shelter after all
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>>258025981
Wake up feeling extra rested.
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>>258025981
Proceed with the dream to NSFW zone...
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>>258025981
rub nipples
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>>258025981
catch a cold because you aint got no shirt nigga
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>>258025981
start jacking it
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>>258026037
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>>258026667
5 more minutes...
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>>258026667
Sit up suddenly screaming something about whatever you were dreaming about, and plant your face in her tits. Pretend to be embarrassed about it.
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>>258026667
listen slut I'll get up when I feel like it and I just so happen to feel like it right now
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>>258026667
What time is it?
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>>258026667
top of the morning to ya, lass!
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>>258026667
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>>258027047
Summon some eggs and spaghetti.
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>>258027047
summon bowl of eggs
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>>258027047
Quickly use the spaghetti magic!
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>>258027047
I'm a fucking wizard not a god damn fridge, go get your self something to eat
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this thread is pretty beta
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>>258027247
Suzzy is mai waifu.
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>>258027247
It was fun at first, but OP ignored all the fun suggestions.
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>>258027047
Tell her to fuck off and eat some dicks
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>>258027165
You made her cry.
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>>258027664
Whip out your dick, and tell her that if she wants some food, she has to earn it.
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>>258027664
Inquire why the top half of her face is black
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>>258027664
apologise and summon a bowl of eggs
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>>258027664
alright fine flash freeze a near by river and burn out the fish you trap then give that to her
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>>258027664
Hug her and say she's sorry.
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>>258027725
>>258027740
>>258027816
>>258027925
>>258027932
You decided to do everything at once but she ran away.
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>>258028089
Run after her, don't let this one get away.
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>>258028089
Well fuck her, lets go do what we're supposed to be doing
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>>258028089
Hire some mercs to kidnap her back
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>>258028089
welp. we just got all our shit jacked. now what?
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>>258028089
cook some food and have a nice cup of tea
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>>258028158
You decided to let it go.
An hour later she came back.
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>>258028409
Cast fire
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>>258028409
welcome back
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>>258028409
punch her cunt
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>>258028409
Nice fish
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>>258028409
genuflect and say you are not an early morning person
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>>258028496
>>258028612
"k" - Suzzy
>>258028534
You think that's a bad idea.
>>258028461
No reason for this.
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>>258028757
You still haven't said why half of your head is black yet
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>>258028757
"WELL FUCK YOU BEEEEETCH" then dance like a chicken on fire
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>>258028757
alright check your map and see about where we're headed
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>>258028757
now lets go
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>>258028901
>>258028932
Woops, you died.
Reason:
>Food poisoning (Spaghetti eaten from the ground) finally kicking in.
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>>258029164
you fucking cop outing faggot faced nigga cock sucking dick cheese CUNT
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>>258029164
nigga, we have done much worse. we wizards after all. now wake up and get back to it
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>>258029164
Thank god. This shit got terrible as soon as the chick was introduced.
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>>258029164
Hit continue
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>>258029164
Well shieeet
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>>258029164
Resurrect as lich.
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>>258029164
Good
OP was a huge faggot for railroading the campaign
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>>258029382
show them how it's done notapaladin
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>>258029498
Okay, wizard gets revived by wandering necromancer: Y/N ?
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>>258029578
Y LOCK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>258029578
Based necromancer
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>>258029645
Oh shit a wandering necromancer revived you.
You are now skelemage
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>>258029865
YES.
YES.
YES.
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>>258029865
pop a boner
also yozhman when?
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>>258029865
Check stat values
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>>258029865
now summon some skeletal delicacies. we mad hungry
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>>258029164
NO FUCK YOU, THERE IS LITTLE RISK OF FOOD POISONING FROM THE GROUND YOU JERK FACE!
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You got 2 other class to choose.
Bonus from Mage Route:
Food poisoning resist +50%
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>>258029865
Tickle your funny bone
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>>258030098
Attempt to raise spooky stat
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>>258030025
uninstal.exe
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>>258029910
Soon apparently, at least according to his last tweet.
>>258030098
Make sweet skeletal love to Suzzy.Hi NaP.
>>258030025
Knight.
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>>258029865
The dead stays dead. Thought it may be a good idea to see him in the next route.
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>>258030025
ummmmm sorry thought you was done because how it ended
Kinght
>>258030098
let's go to the nearest town
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>>258030159
OH NO! She's too spooked by you!
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>>258030360
Give her your bone.
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>>258030360
show her your boner
>>258030180
sorry that's my fault
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>>258030360
activate spaghetti magick to make a noodle body over your bones
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>>258030360
Spoke her to death
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>>258030180
Pat her on the head, pat pat pat.
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Knight route to be continued. Or at least continued by someone else.
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>>258030503
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>>258030576
Raise her skeleton and recruit it to the party
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>>258030576
now quickly TO ADVENTURE drag her along with you
>>258030586
OH YEAH
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>>258030714
Pat administered
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>>258030835
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>>258030835
Carry her on your back while you search for more adventure.
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>>258030835
Leave her and continue onto a town
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>>258030835
now drag our unconscious ally and go have an adventure!
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>>258030979
You leave her in the wilderness and wander off.
Aw yeah son, you a manly skeleman now, aint need no bitch to hold you down nigga
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>>258031125
Kill all the wildlife you encounter. Need that xp and gold.
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>>258031125
Check surroundings to make sure we are not lost
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>>258031125
leave a path of destruction as you go
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>>258031198
You see:
A cave
Another cave
Supiciously evil looking tower in the distance
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>>258031342
go into the nearest cave
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>>258031342
Cast fire in the caves illuminating their contents.
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>>258031342
TOWER OR BUST
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>OP left
>now some other faggot is running this shit
why
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>>258031424
OP was a beta homo-fag, so I'm cool with it.
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>>258031397
You cast a Fire spell
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>>258031424
op decided to kill us for a stupid reason
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>>258031514
Investigate fire cave
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>>258031514
What's in the cave? WHAT'S IN THE CAVE?
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>>258031514
turn up the heat. still cant see anything
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>>258031514
FUCK THAT CAVE BRAH BITCHES AT DAT TOWER YO!
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>>258031597
Why would you skip potential treasure? We can go to the tower after we loot the caves. Is this your first RPG?
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>>258031568
MY GOD!THOSE WEREN'T CAVES! THOSE WERE EYEHOLES OF A SLEEPING MONSTER! AND YOU'VE BURNED ONE OF THEM
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>>258031670
using that logic we just fucked that cave up with fire I doubt any treasure is left which isn't melted to the floor
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>>258031746
QUICK SPOOK HIM
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>>258031746
Burn the other eye, QUICK!
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>>258031746
OH SHIT SON SUMMON A SKELETON SHIELD
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>>258031746
blame it on the nearest dragon
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>>258031746
Shoot flames from your hands to create a sort of jet propulsion and fly up to it's other eye.
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>>258031746
Offer Suzzy as an apology
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>>258032018
GO SPOOKIER!
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>>258032018
You r died. the end
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>>258032018
2spooky
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>>258032018
MAXIMUM OVER SPOOKY
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>>258032068
Your spookiness has made the monster alert the nearby paladin
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>>258032276
Son of a gun, try going super spooky and spooking the paladin. Hopefully he's new at this stuff.
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>>258032276
Charm the paladin
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>>258032276
Question the paladin's moral compass in that he would attack a skeleton and not a monster on a rampage
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>>258032393
>wait wait wait don't kill me!
>THAT guy is WAY spookier!
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>>258032319
only super spooky and not super spooky 2?
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>>258032534
We have to show him super spooky first, then go even further beyond.
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>>258032319
To counter, the paladin goes super holy
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>>258032598
SHITS ON NOW FUCK IT GO FULL SUPER SPOOKY 4
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>>258032598
Enter Super Spoopy 2!
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>>258032598
Scream a skeletal scream and then rush the paladin all final battle like
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>>258032598
Scream loudly then go to super spooky two, and three, and then a level even further beyond
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>>258032598
Now go ascend beyond super spooky, to what can be called Super Spooky 2 (SS2).
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>>258032678
[rushing intensifies]
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>>258032845
Concentrate all your power into the super spooky bomb
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>>258032845
RUSH INTO A FIRE BALL AND DIG INTO THE GROUND BEFORE YOU HIT HIM
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>>258032845
Blast him with a beam from your hands While shouting
SOPPY POOPE HAAAAA
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>>258032845
Don't believe in yourself, Mr. Skeleton. Believe in the me that believes in you.
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>>258032992that's inside you
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>>258033054
Spook the skeletons right outta those two
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>>258033054
SPOOOKEEEEEEYYY BALLL FINAL ATTACK GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>258033054
THROW IT INTO THE AIR AND THEN JUMP IT HITTING IT AT HIM
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Captcha tells me about Alimentus.
What's nourishing about a spooky bomb?
>>258033054
cast that shit
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>>258033054
Tell the paladin that hes already dead, and that you have snuck a skeleton inside his body!
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>>258033054
now make a new thread, bump limit
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>>258033243
not yet
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>>258033107
OH NO! The paladin counters with a SUPER HOLY BEEEEAAAM
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>>258033347
Power up your spooky ball with the souls of a thousand fallen skeletons who lend you their power.
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>>258033347
Push with the power of spooky that your 4 skeletal fathers have left you
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>>258033347
blink behind him and QUICK cast spooky lancer up his ass
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>>258033417
[magic noises]
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>>258033609
Don't forget to look incredibly spooky while doing so
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>>258033743
*blinks behind paladin*
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>>258033924
Give him a good ole pat on the back and congratulate him on a fight well fought
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>>258033924
whisper into his ear "prepare your anus"
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>>258033924
Backstab him with a blade of pure, corrupting darkness
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>>258033924
Drive your dick bone through his chest
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>>258033924
"Nothing personell."
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>>258034026
*holy teleports behind u*
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>>258034194
spooky transport behind him again
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>>258034194
Teleport behind holy
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>>258034194
blink behind him
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>>258034259
whoosh
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>>258034194
dat twist tho
>too_slow_says_you.png
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>>258034194
who's stopping the spooky ball?
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>>258034418
ZA WARUDO!!!!
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>>258034432
Now thank him for his battle
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>>258034418
Backstab.
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>>258034418
blink in front of him
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>>258034418
*Rattle Rattle*
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>>258034642
If anyone asks it was the paladin's fault.
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>>258034642
Ask the paladin to help clean up the spooky mess
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>>258034642
Use your spooky charm to convince the pally to join you on your quest
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>>258034642
Well, at least we killed the monster, right?
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>>258034642
summon time cops to reverse the evil spell
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>>258034642
it never ends
force the paladin into diplomacy
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>>258034642
I'm sure it's fine not like the earth has been hit with a ball of pure spookiness before
keep on blinking behind each other
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>>258034642
Zoidberg out of the situation
You don't know what they do to skeletons inside the big house.
>>
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>>258034980
Option B
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>>258034980
[Rattle Rattle]
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>>258034980
Rattle rattle
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>>258034980
[RATTLE RATTLE]
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>>258034980
Go with the option that leads to the Way of Dawn
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Make sure he ends his sentences with "Nyaa~"
ffs
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>>258034980
I want a divorce.
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>>258035039
"Do you have any proof?"
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>>258035208
Rattle rattle
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>>258035208
[RATTLE RATTLE]
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>>258035208
{unlisted option]
Yeah, number 1, that's terror.
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>>258035208
[Rattle Rattle]
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>>258035208
Hey, you are the one that attacked me indiscriminately. I just wanted to protect this land.
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>>258035208
[RATTLE RATTLE]
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>>258035208
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>>258035487
Pat pat pat
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>>258035487
ITS WORKING RATTLE HARDER
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>>258035487
Run to the evil tower, maybe friends can help
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>>258035487
Lets just fix this mess first before we make shit worse, yeah?
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>>258035487
[RATTLING INTENSIFIES]
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>>258035505
"You know, this is surprisinglt soothing"
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>>258035682
Rattle in a friendly manner
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>>258035682
High-five the paladin
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>>258035682
What happened to Suzzy
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>>258035682
UPPER CUT
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>>258035729
she got boned
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>>258035729
We showed her our Boner and left her for dead in the middle of nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge
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>>258035729
We need to find her
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>>258035729
She's been left behind and is angry at you.
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>>258035682
Recruit
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>>258035992
>She still wore the robe
Deepest lore
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>>258035992
Vow to find her one day, maybe.
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>>258035992
UPPER CUT!!!!!!
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>>258035992
Exclaim to her that she was BONED from the beginning
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>>258036189
And now back to our scintillating conversation with the paladin.
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>>258036189
and letuce
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>>258036189
Return to the matter at hand with the paladin
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>>258036189
NOW GO BACK TO FIGHTING GO SUPER SPOOKY LEVEL 2
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>>258036189
na fuck that, we do that now.
Bring palabro with us.
>>
Where'd OP go? What about the Knight?
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>>258036290
OP here. My arm got busted from arm wrestling.
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>>258036445
more like from picking daisies, fag.
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>>258036553
INT
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>>258036445
I'm still upset that you killed the mage :(
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>>258036445
are you annoyed?
>>258036553
CHA
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>>258036553
Option 3
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>>258036553
nigga go eat a dick nigga
>>
>>258036445
>didn't even draw Suzzy's nips
why
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>>258036629
"Nah"
[CHA too low cap'n]
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>>258036553
INT
we have high INT
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>>258036864
UPPER CUT
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>>258036864
Int is good, right?
>>
>>258036864
Friendly rattle
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>>258036864
Give him the bird
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>>258036864
>CHA is 10
>INT is 50
Reason with him. Be reasonable. We want to rescue our maiden.
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>>258036864
Take off your skeleton hand and say; "Come on, everyone needs a hand once in a while."
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>>258037229
Now give him a flower to go with the bird
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>>258037229
UPPER CUT!
>>
So, new guy > OP right?
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>>258037229
Paladin! will ya archive this adventure too? Wanna keep goin but gotta work tommorrow
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>>258037336
he's not a new guy he's been doing adventure threads for awhile now
however it doesn't work like that so shut up
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>>258037229
OP can you trip as Dungeon Master to clarify better?
Ty
P.S how do you draw so nice so quick m8
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>>258037289
Your boney hand breaks against his holy chin.
>>258037383Not sure, since this wasn't my thread in the first place
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>>258037493
Guess this got outta hand
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>>258037493
Quickly! Is the bird alright?!
>>
>>258037493
I'd have to hand it to him
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>>258037432
OP is long dead, friend.
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>>258037493
>enter random quest thread
>notapaladin straight out highjacks it in the middle
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>258037493
Cry skeletal tears.
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>>258037616
[audience laughs]
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>>258037716
op decided to kill off the mc for no good reason so I figured we should have a fun thread instead
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>>258037780
Hug it out.
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>>258037780
SPOOKY LANCE CREEPY SLAM HIS FACE
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>>258037493
Awwww. Alright then. Ill just hope its on Plausible Deniability or something then. Thanks anyways man.
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>>258037806
I think he just wanted to switch to knight or another class instead.Oh well, whatever I had fun regardless
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>>258037832
You engage in a totally friendly and heterosexual hug
>>258037934
It's http://archive.vidya.moe/v/ now, anon.
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>>258038093
Oh no, a skeleton stole my picture
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>>258038002
I did have fun with it but I don't think that's something he should of done for that reason if that was the intent, gotta have anons decide everything otherwise there's no point
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>>258038163
Recruit him to your party and swear to defeat evil.
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>>258038163
alright team up to defeat the monster
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>>258038164
True, he should have just waited till we got ourselves killed through our normal stupidity.
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>>258038253
The spookball killed it, many a post ago.
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>>258038341
Raise skeleton
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>>258038341
Oh right, use that as proof that you are opposed to evil, just like the paladin is.
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>>258038273
it wouldn't of taken too long and sure people would of been mad about it but that would our fault
>>258038341
alright have a merry skip along with your bro and hoe to the big spooky evil tower of power
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>>258038409
Congrats, here's a star for your hat.
http://strawpoll.me/2345800
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>>258038673
And so you skipped
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>>258038797
Arrive at and then enter the tower
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>>258038797
what about suzzy?
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>>258013381
OP was a piece of shit and a massive faggot who is probably 12 years old
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>>258038797
Lets go find some evil to defeat.
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>>258038602You might be a horrible person, but at least you are a cool horrible person.
Keep on rolling!
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>>258038876
Silently, slowly but surely plotting your demise
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>>258039054
I wonder if Suzzy is an ancient evil that we should have defeated with love.
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>>258039054
arrive at the tower
>>
tht was 10 mins of my life i lose
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>>258039054
Well go the fuck back and get her on this madcrazy adventure of Mercbro + Necromage
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>>258039169
"Mercbro"? Whozzat?
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>>258039292
Who said that anyway?
>>
>>258039292
anyways fuck that bitch brah we got adventuring to do at that tower to which we've just arrived at
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>>258039379
Ah! The eternal nemesis of all skeletons.
Dark Skeleton
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>>258039379
Damnit! They spotted us!
Scotty, beam us out of here now!
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>>258039493
flip him off
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>>258039493
GO AWAY BLACK SKELETON, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND HERE
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>>258039292
Oh shit what
I meant palabro
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>>258039493
Bastard! Trying to trick me again is he?! This won't stand!
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>>258039584
"RACISTS!, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!"
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>>258039707
You better watch out for him, he's invisible at night
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>>258039707
Shrug, then continue to merrily skip along with the paladin to the dark tower where evil surely resides.
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>>258039707
You tell em brudda!
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>>258039707
Holy explode him
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>>258039779
You arrive at the suspiciously evil looking tower
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>>258039951
knock
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>>258039951
Evil?
Naaaaaw man!
No evil in there!
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>>258039951
Looks legit, head to the tower next door
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>>258040007
Indeed
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>>258040160
Well since we are here, we should ask the undoubtedly good people inside if we can have something to eat, maybe some tea and crumpets.
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>>258040160
ring the door bell
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>>258040160
Knock
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>>258040209
"THE WORLD WILL DROWN IN THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT"
What a strange tune
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>>258040373
Must be one of those joke doorbells.
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>>258040402
A panel on the door opens up
"Who is it?"
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>>258040545
Two weary travelers, who couldn't help but notice your inviting looking tower that has no evil in it. May we come inside and rest.
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>>258040545
.......dark skeleton?
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>>258040545
I want to join the skeleton committee
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>>258040619
"Oh yes, then please come right in. The Master is expecting you, hehehe"Shit, is 4chan loading slow for anybody?
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>>258040864
No paladin, it's just you.
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>>258040864
thread is autosaging, better make a new one
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>>258040864
lovely could we have some tea and crumpets too?
seems to be alright
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>>258040864
seconding >>258040942Seems fine to me, but I'm not exactly sure what you mean.
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>>258040864
how could he possibly have been expecting us?
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>>258040979
"Yeeeesssss, they will done shortly."
You hear the door locking behind the servant.Yeah, must be the connection on my end
>>
>>258041159
Nice of him to lock the door and give us privacy. These are some really considerate people.
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>>258041159
sit and wait until you force someone to come to you
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>>258041159
look around and admire the furniture
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>>258041239
"HAHAHA! WELCOME TO MY DOMAIN FOOLISH TRAVELERS! IT IS I! THE MASTER OF THIS TOWER! WHICH IS ACTUALLY EVIL BY THE WAY, YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MY EXTREMELY CLEVER TRAP!"
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>>258041159
Mention loudly that you miss Suzzie and wish you weren't so harsh with her.
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>>258041413
BUT HOW, THE SIGN SAID THERE WAS NO EVIL HERE!
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>>258041413
hi you sure have a lovely place thanks for taking us in and feeding us crumpets and tea
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>>258041568
"Thanks for the compliment but I WAS ACTUALLY THE SERVANT ALL ALONG!"
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>>258041657
WWWUUUUUHHHHHAAAAAAAAT??
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>>258041657
Then who was the master?
>>
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>>258041657
Jesus Christ all these plot twists.
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>>258041657
Another ruse? Are you by chance the fabled rusemaster of legend?
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>>258041739
"Yeah well TURNS OUT I WAS ACTUALLY SUZZY!"
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>>258041832
oh hey Suzzy what's up
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>>258041832
hey bby back dat ass up
also new thread time
>>
I warned yall back here >>258041450
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>>258041832
Fuck off suzzy
Proceed to go hunt real evil scum with Paladinbro
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>>258041904
"Die"
Oh shit a gun
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>>258041832
Wait you owned an ancient evil looking black tower and didn't tell me about it? I thought we were open with each other. Hell I even told you when I became a skeleton.
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>>258041832
Go home, Suzzy.
Go home and make a new thread for us.
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>>258041980
NOOOOO!
Jump in front of Paladin.
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>>258041980
You can't kill the dead
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>>258041980
But wait, guns don't exist yet...
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>>258041980
Open dialogue!
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>>258041980
>walk up to her and hold her tight and close, look deeply into her eyes and tell her "I know I left you behind, but it was to protect you...suzzy I-I Love you sweetheart. I Always have, remember the night under the stars? I gave you my COAT suzzy. Your my true love, will you forgive me?"
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>>258042019
AND THEN HE JUMPS IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU WERE JUMPING IN FRONT OF HIM!
*gun shot*
>>
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>>258042175
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>>258042175
Mmm whatcha saayyyy
MMmmmm that you only meaaant weelll
>>
>>258042175
Nigger reroll>>258042160
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>>258042175
the master of the tower lays dead after slipping up on crumpets and falling infront of you both
>>
>>258042175
This is teleporting all over again!
Pala-bro! ;_;7
>>
>>258042175
Suddenly, Whitney Houston appears and starts singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9nPf7w7pDI
>>
>>258042238"Wow, it's a good thing I was wearing holy armor, so the bullet was deflected and hit her in the head. Now she's dead!"
>>
>>258042403
NOOO SUZZY WHY, YOU WERE MY TSUNDERE WAIFU
>>
>>258042403
I reroll for this>>258042310
>>
>>258042403
Passerby necromancer raises her from ded. Zombie waifu ahoy.
>>
>>258042403
Rush to her body and cradle her in your skelearms.
Shout to the heavens "I WAS TO BE THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHT"
>>
>>258042469
SAD ENDI'm so sorry OP
>>
>>258042680
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>
>>258042680
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIGHT (-IIGHT -iiight)
>>
>>258042680
Now, have a small montage of the happy times between these two while Whitney Houston sings in the background.
>>
>>258042680
NOOOOE MUH WAIFU WHY
THREAD THEME ;.;
http://youtu.be/RB-RcX5DS5A
>>
>>258042776
"I'm so sorry it had to end this way skelemage, she's in a better place now"
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>>258042919
MEANWHILE, IN HELL...
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>>258042680
Your stories end here.
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>>258042970
Fuckit all! Im rerolling!
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>>258042958
"And so ends the adventure of skelemage"
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>>258042919
Oh really? Well then it all worked out for the best! Lets go get some drinks to celebrate, I bet they keep some good vintage wines in the deep dark basement.
>>
Chairman Iofereo (ID: !5/lSYSChGs)
2014-08-15 07:35:56
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>>258042970
>>258042919
rerolling this
Meanwhile, is Imouto aka Fuck off still alive?
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>>258043071
Nigger no its not over
Cast REVIVE
>>
>>258043071
go super spooky level 20 and destroy the planet
>>
>>258043071
>>258043085
>>258043119
Yes, we got a bunch of power then met up with oniii chan for a good end.
>>
>>258043071
"or does it?"
>>
>>258043219
no it does fuck it
>>
>>258043219
Make the question mark a interrobang.
>>
>>258043219
PALADIN ADVENTURES BEGINS
CAPTCHA: GOOD irlingd
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>>258043219
Reroll for muh waifu ;.;>>258043157
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>>258043297
DUN DUN DUN!But seriously yeah, that's the endFor nowHere's my twitter or whatever https://twitter.com/notapaladinNow I'm waiting for Yozhman's thread to pop upMight as well archive this too
>>
>>258043552
Cool, thanks for that it was fun.
>>
>>258043119
pls dont sexualize the imouto
>>
>>258043552
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>>258043660
This.
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>>258043601
Yeah, but once again, sorry for hijacking your thread OP, if you're still here.
>>258043660
pic related
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>>258043769
yozh
man
hype
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