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Restarting quest
Select a class to continue (3 votes)

[Rules]
>Only 1 life per class, don't fuck this up.
>When in doubt, you can always flee but depends on your class.
>Opinions will decide your fate very very much.
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>>258013381
rogue
>>
MAGE
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Dickass Mage
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honor bound rogue
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Mage
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>>258013520
>>258013527
>>258013650
Mage route selected.

Mage focuses on offensive skills, but mixing them can be devastating. Get creative fgt.

Also when level up you may choose 1 new skill which will be shown
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>>258013835
get on with it then
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Can't start anything without an opening.
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You found yourself sleeping under a tree.

You can always wake up, or continue sleeping.
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>>258014071
Gotta keep sleeping to increase that mana pool
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>>258014071
Get your ass up nigga
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>>258014228
You better wake up or he will run off with your hat.
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>>258014228
Wake up in a cold sweat.
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>>258014375
Wake up and zap the shit out of this criminal
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>>258014375
Wake up I guess.
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>>258014375
>>258014394

You woke up, but you lost the little rascal.
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>>258014636
Use magic to find him
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>>258014636
WTF. Either you shoot him, or kill yourself and turn to Rogue.
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>>258014636
Fuck it. I never liked that hat anyway. Plus, I cursed it.

Go back to sleep.
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>>258014636
It's a good thing I always bring a spare hat.
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>>258014636
>>258014780
You tried to kill yourself, but accidentally hit the thief.
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>>258014927
Put the bitchen hat on and go back to sleep
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>>258014927
*teleport behind him*
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>>258015032
This, but cast a curse on the hat that effects anyone that touches it but you.
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>>258015032
You obtained your hat which gives 10+ all stat and 500MP.

You plan to sleep, but you have 1 more skill point to use on your new ability to select.
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>>258015257
Learn invisibility
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>>258014927
put out body and then loot
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>>258015257
Pick 1.
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>>258015257
Learn magic missle
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>>258015370
blink
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>>258015370
Learn to blink.
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>>258015113
<pic related
>>258015119
Under-leveled
>>258015318
>>258015415
>>258015323
Simply impossible.

>>258015452
Blink learned.
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Out of nowhere a giant bumped into you.
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>>258015695
Are you a friendly giant?
>>
So next quest ?
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>>258015695
Throw ashes at him
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>>258015695
doge
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>>258015695
blink away and back to sleep to recover the mana
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>>258015736
You asked him that but got completely ignored.
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>>258015917

Blink to on top of his head, and poke his eyes out.
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>>258015917
blink away dammint

lets go to the piss tree forest
or maybe the troll of the bridge
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>>258015917
Do
>>258015765
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>>258015765
>>258015882

You planned to blink out but the giant ignored you. He took the ashes and left.

You might want to follow him or go elsewhere.
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I choose knight
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>>258016081
Blink to his shoulder, and go along for the ride
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>>258016081
Follow
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>>258016160
>>258016169

Out of reach, but you can still follow him while blinking bit by bit.
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>>258016304
Set ashes on fire
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>>258016304
call down lightning on the motherfucker
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>>258016374
Ashes were already stolen.

>>258016414
Out of reach, maybe if you're higher leveled.

>>258016169
>>258016304
You decided to follow him until night fall, but bumped into a hideous creature. You also grew a beard.
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>>258016590
forgot pic
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how much mana do we have? can we keep blinking all day?
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>>258016729
>>258016590
say "ayy bby back dat ass up"
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>>258016590
>>258016729
I meant set the ashes in his hand on fire, but whatever.

Examine ssurroundings
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>>258016729
ask him about his day
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>>258016729
Are you a friendly hideous creature?
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>>258016778
Mana will replenish after a whole day, a little rest faster if meditate.

With the hat, you have 600 MP. Blink costs 50 MP glad you asked that.

>>258016810
The monster ignored you completely but shows a threat.
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>>258016729
Kill it with fire
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>>258017039
kill it with fire
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>>258017039
Forgot to mention, you ran out of mana after spamming blink to chase the giant!

Danger Level : High
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>>258017039
>>258017039

Stare contest
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>>258017191
run run run
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>>258017191
[Use item] Shotgun
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>>258017191
Cast Fist
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>>258017191
Punch him in the eye or something.
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>>258017294
>>258017323
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>>258017424
NOW LEGIT WANKERS
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>>258017424
I played mage ball you know
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>>258017424
Suddenly the beast pushed you over, and turned into a lady.
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>>258017424
Throw dirt in it's eye and leg it
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>>258017662
Rape it
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>>258017662
Cast rape
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>>258017662
Show dick and Ask for tits
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>>258017662
COP A FEEL WHILE HELPING HER UP
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>>258017662
You're a wizard, the way of the pussy is not for you
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>>258017723
>>258017725
>>258017727
Invalid request, she held you down too tightly.

Though you did regain some MP just enough to blink out maybe?
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>>258017839
Cast pelvic thrust
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>>258017839
cop a feel then blink out
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>>258017901
No response.
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>>258017839
cast fist again
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>>258017839
Stick one finger up her vag stick another in her eye and knee her in the uterus while she's stumbling
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>>258017997
BLINK OUT BLINK
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>>258017997
Grab her boob for more mana
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>>258017997
Tip your hat and cast M'lady
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>>258017989
You just blinked out. You had ENOUGH of lady-turning monsters for the night.
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>>258018328
Run back to her and cast rape
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>>258018328
check self
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>>258018328
Sleep
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Suddenly everything got pitch black. You kept walking forward but felt something poking you from the back.

Intercept or run?
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>>258018328
Get your bearings.
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>>258018328
browse inventory
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>>258018512
intercept
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>>258018512
Rub your butt on whatever poked you in order to understand it better
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>>258018512
Intercept
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>>258018512
Intercept
>>
>knight
>not fighter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbVdyPZiOLM
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>>258018543
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>>258018897
intercept
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>>258018512
You LOOKED behind you, but see nothing.
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>>258013381
Warrior Master Race
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>>258019027
LOOK UP DAT SLUT WANTS YOUR MANA
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>>258019027
360 and walk away
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>>258019027
when you walk away
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>>258019142
>>258019360
You kept walking, but somehow you feel something following you.
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>>258019439
Cast love
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>>258019439
cast light
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>>258019439
Cast protective shield just in case.
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>>258019502
Not only you don't have that skill, you don't know what you're facing with.
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>>258019439
Ask "Who is there"
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>>258019703
get depressed over never knowing love and slowly walk away
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>>258019703
Who turned off the lights?
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>>258019743
After asking, suddenly pic related.
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>>258020259
please do not eat me or my mana
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>>258020259
cast hug
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>>258020259
Present MUH DICK and hope for the best?
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>>258020259
Start throwing lighting in random direction
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>>258020259
Protect thy self mage.
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>>258020259
Offer to play cards.
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>>258020259
Hold hands with her.
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>>258020370
You startled the witch.
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>>258020908
Grab her hands and forcefully hold them, disturbing her by the lewdness of your act.
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>>258020908
RUN RUN RUN

also what's the rule for having your post done?
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>>258020908
Tell her "You ever seen a wizard use his dick as a magical wand?" If she replies "no" then respond "Wanna find out?"
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>>258020990
She backed off and seemed upset.
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>>258020908
Cast [plz respond]
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>>258021261
Now, engage in sex in the missionary position for the sake of recreation to finish her off.
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>>258021261
QUICKLY SPILL YOUR SPAGHETTI
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>>258021261
cast consensual sex

failing that, cast rape
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>>258021261
Reassure her your magic can remove any pregnancy so its okay not to pull out[lie]
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>>258021261
Cast spaghetti
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>>258021261
>upset from seeing dick
Come the fuck on, she has her tits hanging out, that's just asking for a dicking.
>>
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>>258021407
>>258021407
>>258021470

You actually had that magic all along.
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>>258021703
Tell her she needs to eat these eggs
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>>258021703
make like a tree and get the fuck out of there
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>>258021703
Put your dong back into your robes.
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>>258021703
Give her your meatballs
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>>258021703
>>
>>258021703
Steal here magic using your penis.
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>>258021961
underrated post
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>>258021990
pull her out of there
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>>258021990
Help her out, as long as she promises to adventure with you and not harm you in any way.
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>>258021990
Pull her out, apologize, explain you meant to make sweet love with her and impregnant her.

If she refuses, tell her its a prophecy bestowed upon you by the gods themselves and to deny the gods gift is to deny existance[lie]
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>>258021990
Tell her that it doesnt matter what happened, but she must eat all the eggs.
(Conjure a bowl of boiled eggs)
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>>258022116
>>258022118
She promised to follow you in your journey and cause no harm. You helped her out of the spaghetti.
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>>258022586
apologize for startling her and ask what her name is
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>>258022586
Eat the spaghetti for full hp/mp
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>>258022586
Ask her name and class
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>>258022586
Use here witchey powers to augment your own.
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>>258022716
this but also check her stats and inventory
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>>258022586
Rerolling>>258022313
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>>258022716
>>258022794
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>>258023347
him?

you ask as you both get out of that cave
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>>258023347
HIm, you mean the masked man?
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>>258023347
Well, since you're in my party now, I will name you xXxFaRtBoX420NoScOpexXx.
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>>258022957
>>258022313
You think it's a bad idea to talk her into that sort of topic.
>>258023456
>>258023479
She doesn't say anything. Also it's actually night time not in a cave.
>>258023481
She doesn't like that name
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>>258023725
Walk till you reach the point where the sun touches the earth.
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>>258023725
Check her inventory
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>>258023725
Find a safe place and sleep till morning.
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>>258023725
make camp for the night. need to digest the spaghetti
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>>258023725
find an inn for the night
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>>258023725
Ask her if she knows about MGSV coming to PC and how she feels
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>>258023860
>>
>>258024230
Ask if you can call her Suzanne or Suzzy
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>>258024230
Hug her, and if she resists pat her head a bit till she calms down.
>>
>>258024230
well, ask why she attacked you atleast
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>>258024230
find an inn to sleep for the night
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>>258024230
Ask her why she inverted her Tachyon grid in your tesla coil.
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>>258024269
She's okay with Suzzy.
>>258024285
After hugging her, you felt her pair of warm breast but let go quickly.
>>258024298
She wanted to mug you and at least get a new clothing.
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>>258024848
Make camp for the night, ask Suzzy to tell ghost stories.
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>>258024848
make camp
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>>258024848
summon her some new clothing. dont want to get our shit jacked
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You set up camp, she felt really tired and you gave her your own robe to warm her up while she sleeps.
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>>258025510
dream
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>>258025510
Dream about having a happy family with Suzzy
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>>258025510
shiver like hell because you need a new robe
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>>258025510
>>258025567
==>Wizard: Dream
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>>258025510
Dream about not being a30 year old virgin
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>>258025510
make a spaghetti tipi around you guys. you need shelter after all
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>>258025567
>>
>>258025981
Wake up feeling extra rested.
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>>258025981
Proceed with the dream to NSFW zone...
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>>258025981
rub nipples
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>>258025981
catch a cold because you aint got no shirt nigga
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>>258025981
start jacking it
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>>258026037
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>>258026667
5 more minutes...
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>>258026667
Sit up suddenly screaming something about whatever you were dreaming about, and plant your face in her tits. Pretend to be embarrassed about it.
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>>258026667
listen slut I'll get up when I feel like it and I just so happen to feel like it right now
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>>258026667
What time is it?
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>>258026667
top of the morning to ya, lass!
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>>258026667
>>
>>258027047
Summon some eggs and spaghetti.
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>>258027047
summon bowl of eggs
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>>258027047
Quickly use the spaghetti magic!
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>>258027047
I'm a fucking wizard not a god damn fridge, go get your self something to eat
>>
this thread is pretty beta
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>>258027247
Suzzy is mai waifu.
>>
>>258027247
It was fun at first, but OP ignored all the fun suggestions.
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>>258027047
Tell her to fuck off and eat some dicks
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>>258027165
You made her cry.
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>>258027664
Whip out your dick, and tell her that if she wants some food, she has to earn it.
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>>258027664
Inquire why the top half of her face is black
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>>258027664
apologise and summon a bowl of eggs
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>>258027664
alright fine flash freeze a near by river and burn out the fish you trap then give that to her
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>>258027664
Hug her and say she's sorry.
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>>258027725
>>258027740
>>258027816
>>258027925
>>258027932

You decided to do everything at once but she ran away.
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>>258028089
Run after her, don't let this one get away.
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>>258028089
Well fuck her, lets go do what we're supposed to be doing
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>>258028089
Hire some mercs to kidnap her back
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>>258028089
welp. we just got all our shit jacked. now what?
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>>258028089
cook some food and have a nice cup of tea
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>>258028158
You decided to let it go.

An hour later she came back.
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>>258028409
Cast fire
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>>258028409
welcome back
>>
>>258028409
punch her cunt
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>>258028409
Nice fish
>>
>>258028409
genuflect and say you are not an early morning person
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>>258028496
>>258028612
"k" - Suzzy

>>258028534
You think that's a bad idea.
>>258028461
No reason for this.
>>
>>258028757
You still haven't said why half of your head is black yet
>>
>>258028757
"WELL FUCK YOU BEEEEETCH" then dance like a chicken on fire
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>>258028757
alright check your map and see about where we're headed
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>>258028757
now lets go
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>>258028901
>>258028932

Woops, you died.

Reason:

>Food poisoning (Spaghetti eaten from the ground) finally kicking in.
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>>258029164
you fucking cop outing faggot faced nigga cock sucking dick cheese CUNT
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>>258029164
nigga, we have done much worse. we wizards after all. now wake up and get back to it
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>>258029164
Thank god. This shit got terrible as soon as the chick was introduced.
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>>258029164
Hit continue
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>>258029164
Well shieeet
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>>258029164
Resurrect as lich.
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>>258029164
Good

OP was a huge faggot for railroading the campaign
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>>258029382
show them how it's done notapaladin
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>>258029498
Okay, wizard gets revived by wandering necromancer: Y/N ?
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>>258029578
Y LOCK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>258029578
Based necromancer
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>>258029645
Oh shit a wandering necromancer revived you.

You are now skelemage
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>>258029865
YES.
YES.
YES.
>>
>>258029865
pop a boner

also yozhman when?
>>
>>258029865
Check stat values
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>>258029865
now summon some skeletal delicacies. we mad hungry
>>
>>258029164
NO FUCK YOU, THERE IS LITTLE RISK OF FOOD POISONING FROM THE GROUND YOU JERK FACE!
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You got 2 other class to choose.

Bonus from Mage Route:

Food poisoning resist +50%
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>>258029865
Tickle your funny bone
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>>258029945
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>>258030098
Attempt to raise spooky stat
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>>258030025
uninstal.exe
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>>258029910
Soon apparently, at least according to his last tweet.
>>258030098

Make sweet skeletal love to Suzzy.

Hi NaP.


>>258030025

Knight.
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>>258029865
The dead stays dead. Thought it may be a good idea to see him in the next route.
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>>258030025
ummmmm sorry thought you was done because how it ended

Kinght


>>258030098
let's go to the nearest town
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>>258030159
OH NO! She's too spooked by you!
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>>258030360
Give her your bone.
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>>258030360
show her your boner

>>258030180
sorry that's my fault
>>
>>258030360
activate spaghetti magick to make a noodle body over your bones
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>>258030360
Spoke her to death
>>
>>258030180
Pat her on the head, pat pat pat.
>>
Knight route to be continued. Or at least continued by someone else.
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>>258030449
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>>258030503
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>>258030576
Raise her skeleton and recruit it to the party
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>>258030576
now quickly TO ADVENTURE drag her along with you

>>258030586
OH YEAH
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>>258030714
Pat administered
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>>258030835
>>258030671
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>>258030835
>>
>>258030835
Carry her on your back while you search for more adventure.
>>
>>258030835
Leave her and continue onto a town
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>>258030835
now drag our unconscious ally and go have an adventure!
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>>258030979
You leave her in the wilderness and wander off.

Aw yeah son, you a manly skeleman now, aint need no bitch to hold you down nigga
>>
>>258031125
Kill all the wildlife you encounter. Need that xp and gold.
>>
>>258031125
Check surroundings to make sure we are not lost
>>
>>258031125
leave a path of destruction as you go
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>>258031198
You see:
A cave
Another cave
Supiciously evil looking tower in the distance
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>>258031342
go into the nearest cave
>>
>>258031342
Cast fire in the caves illuminating their contents.
>>
>>258031342
TOWER OR BUST
>>
>OP left
>now some other faggot is running this shit

why
>>
>>258031424
OP was a beta homo-fag, so I'm cool with it.
>>
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>>258031397
You cast a Fire spell
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>>258031424
op decided to kill us for a stupid reason
>>
>>258031514
Investigate fire cave
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>>258031514
What's in the cave? WHAT'S IN THE CAVE?
>>
>>258031514
turn up the heat. still cant see anything
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>>258031514
FUCK THAT CAVE BRAH BITCHES AT DAT TOWER YO!
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>>258031597
Why would you skip potential treasure? We can go to the tower after we loot the caves. Is this your first RPG?
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>>258031568
MY GOD!

THOSE WEREN'T CAVES! THOSE WERE EYEHOLES OF A SLEEPING MONSTER! AND YOU'VE BURNED ONE OF THEM
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>>258031670
using that logic we just fucked that cave up with fire I doubt any treasure is left which isn't melted to the floor
>>
>>258031746
QUICK SPOOK HIM
>>
>>258031746
Burn the other eye, QUICK!
>>
>>258031746
OH SHIT SON SUMMON A SKELETON SHIELD
>>
>>258031746
blame it on the nearest dragon
>>
>>258031746
Shoot flames from your hands to create a sort of jet propulsion and fly up to it's other eye.
>>
>>258031746
Offer Suzzy as an apology
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>>258031815
>>
>>258032018
GO SPOOKIER!
>>
>>258032018
You r died. the end
>>
>>258032018
2spooky
>>
>>258032018
MAXIMUM OVER SPOOKY
>>
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>>258032068
Your spookiness has made the monster alert the nearby paladin
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>>258032276
Son of a gun, try going super spooky and spooking the paladin. Hopefully he's new at this stuff.
>>
>>258032276
Charm the paladin
>>
>>258032276
Question the paladin's moral compass in that he would attack a skeleton and not a monster on a rampage
>>
>>258032393
>wait wait wait don't kill me!
>THAT guy is WAY spookier!
>>
>>258032319
only super spooky and not super spooky 2?
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>>258032534
We have to show him super spooky first, then go even further beyond.
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>>258032319
To counter, the paladin goes super holy
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>>258032598
SHITS ON NOW FUCK IT GO FULL SUPER SPOOKY 4
>>
>>258032598
Enter Super Spoopy 2!
>>
>>258032598
Scream a skeletal scream and then rush the paladin all final battle like
>>
>>258032598
Scream loudly then go to super spooky two, and three, and then a level even further beyond
>>
>>258032598
Now go ascend beyond super spooky, to what can be called Super Spooky 2 (SS2).
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>>258032678
[rushing intensifies]
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>>258032845
Concentrate all your power into the super spooky bomb
>>
>>258032845
RUSH INTO A FIRE BALL AND DIG INTO THE GROUND BEFORE YOU HIT HIM
>>
>>258032845
Blast him with a beam from your hands While shouting
SOPPY POOPE HAAAAA
>>
>>258032845
Don't believe in yourself, Mr. Skeleton. Believe in the me that believes in you.
>>
>>258032992
that's inside you
>>
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>>258032919
>>
>>258033054
Spook the skeletons right outta those two
>>
>>258033054
SPOOOKEEEEEEYYY BALLL FINAL ATTACK GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>
>>258033054
THROW IT INTO THE AIR AND THEN JUMP IT HITTING IT AT HIM
>>
Captcha tells me about Alimentus.
What's nourishing about a spooky bomb?
>>258033054
cast that shit
>>
>>258033054
Tell the paladin that hes already dead, and that you have snuck a skeleton inside his body!
>>
>>258033054
now make a new thread, bump limit
>>
>>258033243
not yet
>>
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>>258033107
OH NO! The paladin counters with a SUPER HOLY BEEEEAAAM
>>
>>258033347
Power up your spooky ball with the souls of a thousand fallen skeletons who lend you their power.
>>
>>258033347
Push with the power of spooky that your 4 skeletal fathers have left you
>>
>>258033347
blink behind him and QUICK cast spooky lancer up his ass
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>>258033417
[magic noises]
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>>258033609
Don't forget to look incredibly spooky while doing so
>>
>>258033609
>>258033503
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>>258033743
*blinks behind paladin*
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>>258033924
Give him a good ole pat on the back and congratulate him on a fight well fought
>>
>>258033924
whisper into his ear "prepare your anus"
>>
>>258033924
Backstab him with a blade of pure, corrupting darkness
>>
>>258033924
Drive your dick bone through his chest
>>
>>258033924
"Nothing personell."
>>
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>>258034026
*holy teleports behind u*
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>>258034194
spooky transport behind him again
>>
>>258034194
Teleport behind holy
>>
>>258034194
blink behind him
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>>258034259
whoosh
>>
>>258034194
dat twist tho

>too_slow_says_you.png
>>
>>258034194
who's stopping the spooky ball?
>>
>>258034418
ZA WARUDO!!!!
>>
>>258034432
Now thank him for his battle
>>
>>258034418
Backstab.
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>>258034418
blink in front of him
>>
>>258034418
*Rattle Rattle*
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>>258034442
>>
>>258034642
If anyone asks it was the paladin's fault.
>>
>>258034642
Ask the paladin to help clean up the spooky mess
>>
>>258034642
Use your spooky charm to convince the pally to join you on your quest
>>
>>258034642
Well, at least we killed the monster, right?
>>
>>258034642
summon time cops to reverse the evil spell
>>
>>258034642
it never ends


force the paladin into diplomacy
>>
>>258034642
I'm sure it's fine not like the earth has been hit with a ball of pure spookiness before

keep on blinking behind each other
>>
>>258034642
Zoidberg out of the situation
You don't know what they do to skeletons inside the big house.
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>>258034759
"wut"
>>
>>258034980
Option B
>>
>>258034980
[Rattle Rattle]
>>
>>258034980
Rattle rattle
>>
>>258034980
[RATTLE RATTLE]
>>
>>258034980
Go with the option that leads to the Way of Dawn
>>
Make sure he ends his sentences with "Nyaa~"
ffs
>>
>>258034980
I want a divorce.
>>
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>>258035039
"Do you have any proof?"
>>
>>258035208
Rattle rattle
>>
>>258035208
[RATTLE RATTLE]
>>
>>258035208
{unlisted option]
Yeah, number 1, that's terror.
>>
>>258035208
[Rattle Rattle]
>>
>>258035208
Hey, you are the one that attacked me indiscriminately. I just wanted to protect this land.
>>
>>258035208
[RATTLE RATTLE]
>>
>>258035208
>>258032393
>>
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>>258035208
>>
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>>258035275
>>
>>258035487
Pat pat pat
>>
>>258035487
ITS WORKING RATTLE HARDER
>>
>>258035487
>>258035283
>>
>>258035487
Run to the evil tower, maybe friends can help
>>
>>258035487
Lets just fix this mess first before we make shit worse, yeah?
>>
>>258035487
[RATTLING INTENSIFIES]
>>
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>>258035505
"You know, this is surprisinglt soothing"
>>
>>258035682
Rattle in a friendly manner
>>
>>258035682
High-five the paladin
>>
>>258035682
What happened to Suzzy
>>
>>258035682
UPPER CUT
>>
>>258035729
she got boned
>>
>>258035729
We showed her our Boner and left her for dead in the middle of nowhere with her husband Eustace Bagge
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>>258035729
We need to find her
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>>258035729
She's been left behind and is angry at you.
>>
>>258035682
Recruit
>>
>>258035992
>She still wore the robe

Deepest lore
>>
>>258035992
Vow to find her one day, maybe.
>>
>>258035992
UPPER CUT!!!!!!
>>
>>258035992
Exclaim to her that she was BONED from the beginning
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>>258036039
>>
>>258036189
And now back to our scintillating conversation with the paladin.
>>
>>258036189
and letuce
>>
>>258036189
Return to the matter at hand with the paladin
>>
>>258036189
NOW GO BACK TO FIGHTING GO SUPER SPOOKY LEVEL 2
>>
>>258036189
na fuck that, we do that now.
Bring palabro with us.
>>
Where'd OP go? What about the Knight?
>>
>>258036290
OP here. My arm got busted from arm wrestling.
>>
>>258036445
more like from picking daisies, fag.
>>
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>>258036243
>>
>>258036553
INT
>>
>>258036445
I'm still upset that you killed the mage :(
>>
>>258036445
are you annoyed?

>>258036553
CHA
>>
>>258036553
Option 3
>>
>>258036553
nigga go eat a dick nigga
>>
>>258036445
>didn't even draw Suzzy's nips

why
>>
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>>258036629
"Nah"

[CHA too low cap'n]
>>
>>258036553
INT
we have high INT
>>
>>258036864
UPPER CUT
>>
>>258036864
Int is good, right?
>>
>>258036864
Friendly rattle
>>
>>258036864
Give him the bird
>>
>>258036864
>CHA is 10
>INT is 50
Reason with him. Be reasonable. We want to rescue our maiden.
>>
>>258036864

Take off your skeleton hand and say; "Come on, everyone needs a hand once in a while."
>>
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>>258036949
>>
>>258037229
Now give him a flower to go with the bird
>>
>>258037229
UPPER CUT!
>>
So, new guy > OP right?
>>
>>258037229
Paladin! will ya archive this adventure too? Wanna keep goin but gotta work tommorrow
>>
>>258037336
he's not a new guy he's been doing adventure threads for awhile now

however it doesn't work like that so shut up
>>
>>258037229
OP can you trip as Dungeon Master to clarify better?

Ty

P.S how do you draw so nice so quick m8
>>
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>>258037289
Your boney hand breaks against his holy chin.

>>258037383
Not sure, since this wasn't my thread in the first place
>>
>>258037493
Guess this got outta hand
>>
>>258037493
Quickly! Is the bird alright?!
>>
>>258037493
>>258036994
>>
>>258037493
I'd have to hand it to him
>>
>>258037432
OP is long dead, friend.
>>
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>>258037493
>enter random quest thread
>notapaladin straight out highjacks it in the middle
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>
>>258037493
Cry skeletal tears.
>>
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>>258037616
[audience laughs]
>>
>>258037716
op decided to kill off the mc for no good reason so I figured we should have a fun thread instead
>>
>>258037780
Hug it out.
>>
>>258037780
SPOOKY LANCE CREEPY SLAM HIS FACE
>>
>>258037493
Awwww. Alright then. Ill just hope its on Plausible Deniability or something then. Thanks anyways man.
>>
>>258037806
I think he just wanted to switch to knight or another class instead.

Oh well, whatever I had fun regardless
>>
>>258037832
You engage in a totally friendly and heterosexual hug

>>258037934
It's http://archive.vidya.moe/v/ now, anon.
>>
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>>258038093
Oh no, a skeleton stole my picture
>>
>>258038002
I did have fun with it but I don't think that's something he should of done for that reason if that was the intent, gotta have anons decide everything otherwise there's no point
>>
>>258038163
Recruit him to your party and swear to defeat evil.
>>
>>258038163
alright team up to defeat the monster
>>
>>258038164
True, he should have just waited till we got ourselves killed through our normal stupidity.
>>
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>>258038253
The spookball killed it, many a post ago.
>>
>>258038341
Raise skeleton
>>
>>258038341
Oh right, use that as proof that you are opposed to evil, just like the paladin is.
>>
>>258038273
it wouldn't of taken too long and sure people would of been mad about it but that would our fault

>>258038341
alright have a merry skip along with your bro and hoe to the big spooky evil tower of power
>>
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>>258038409
Congrats, here's a star for your hat.

http://strawpoll.me/2345800
>>
>>258038602
>>258038423
>>
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>>258038673
And so you skipped
>>
>>258038797
Arrive at and then enter the tower
>>
>>258038797
what about suzzy?
>>
>>258013381
OP was a piece of shit and a massive faggot who is probably 12 years old
>>
>>258038797
Lets go find some evil to defeat.
>>
>>258038602
You might be a horrible person, but at least you are a cool horrible person.
Keep on rolling!
>>
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>>258038876
Silently, slowly but surely plotting your demise
>>
>>258039054
I wonder if Suzzy is an ancient evil that we should have defeated with love.
>>
>>258039054
arrive at the tower
>>
tht was 10 mins of my life i lose
>>
>>258039054
Well go the fuck back and get her on this madcrazy adventure of Mercbro + Necromage
>>
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>>258039169
"Mercbro"? Whozzat?
>>
>>258039292
Who said that anyway?
>>
>>258039292
anyways fuck that bitch brah we got adventuring to do at that tower to which we've just arrived at
>>
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>>258039379
Ah! The eternal nemesis of all skeletons.

Dark Skeleton
>>
>>258039379
Damnit! They spotted us!
Scotty, beam us out of here now!
>>
>>258039493
flip him off
>>
>>258039493
GO AWAY BLACK SKELETON, WE DON'T LIKE YOUR KIND HERE
>>
>>258039292
Oh shit what
I meant palabro
>>
>>258039493
Bastard! Trying to trick me again is he?! This won't stand!
>>
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>>258039584
"RACISTS!, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME!"
>>
>>258039707
You better watch out for him, he's invisible at night
>>
>>258039707
Shrug, then continue to merrily skip along with the paladin to the dark tower where evil surely resides.
>>
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>>258039707
You tell em brudda!
>>
>>258039707
Holy explode him
>>
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>>258039779
You arrive at the suspiciously evil looking tower
>>
>>258039951
knock
>>
>>258039951
Evil?
Naaaaaw man!
No evil in there!
>>
>>258039951
Looks legit, head to the tower next door
>>
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