I personally believe that brawl Samus was the cutest and most fappible version of Samus.
>there are people who green text outside of 4chan
Oh look, cancer. I hope you faggots never buy a single Metroid game ever. I would rather my favorite series die than having it further pander to fap-fags like you.
Fuck it i'm going to go fap to that design right now.
Yeah, I think she's visually boring there.
>High Heels+Beauty Mark
>Shorter, less crazy hair
Other M Samus is probably the most classically "sexy" rendition of the character, and that in itself has never been all that sexy to me.
>Go to my girlfriend's flatmate's sister's house for drinks and cards against humanity
>All of us are pretty tipsy halfway through
>Make up our own cards
>Someone writes "I used to be a card but then I took an arrow to the knee" among other stupid shit
>Guy and girl get into an argument over the tumblr/4chan "war"
>Girlfriend has too much tequila and ends up throwing up in the bathroom
>Have to take her home
>At least I got out of there
I hope it's just cos they were drunk, they seemed like normal people when they were sober
I like all the games besides Other M. Try fucking harder, bitch nigga.
I love Metroid, and I hate the idea that it may continue to pander to waifu-fags who don't actually play the games.
>realism has no place in Metroid
>implying Metroid has ever been realistic
Goddamn you're dumb.
Toys with SPHs make for pretty good thread fodder.
It's one singular chumpstick commissioning them.
Speaking of which, I should go check if he's had any more made.
I was the one who started posting this specific image on /v/.
What's the matter anon?
Aren't you educated in le internet culture?
There is a reaction image of Rouge making an "absolutely disgusting" expression, along with accompanying caption that I have been trying to find.
This would've been the perfect situation for it.
Holy shit just fuck off you prime1 faggot, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>implying Metroid has ever been realistic
Yet you are the one defending Prime1 for it's "realistic" interpretation of what Samus should look like, fuck right off SJW scum.
>BURN THE WITCH
I won't go further than the user name.
Try the usual cesspits.
check the runtime
Watch a fat man from Brooklyn talk about his shitty dubbed MILF hentai while fumbling his Kirby plushie:
>Holy shit just fuck off you prime1 faggot, you aren't fooling anyone.
Neither are you, kid. Wherever you're from, I'm sure it's your bedtime. Good night.
>Yet you are the one defending Prime1 for it's "realistic" interpretation of what Samus should look like
I said nothing of the sort. Your trolling is weak, and fails to be in anyway amusing. Away with you.
I don't dare post any more.
I am the only one in this thread who understands your reference and I dearly miss Siggy's Excellent Adventure
>tfw I missed the last few threads
The pocketbooks of the autistic are as hefty as are their disabilities.
Provided one can separate themselves from the community and approach the subject as a businessman, I have no qualms with this behavior.
It's literally the gay-for-pay of art and craft, though.
They all spend so much time making donut steeles you would think they would all be god tier artists, but no. They just do it quick and dirty and dont use their fetish to hone their craft.
So you want to tell me that autistic faggots who use le meme arrows outside 4chan are actually just emulating the now fucking ancient way to quote something, instead of using greentext?
That video wasn't even bad. It's more like a stereotype came to life. Not really cringe worthy, more interesting than anything.
Just some nerdy dude unpacking a Katana which looks pretty nice.
Not only is the character pictured about to vomit, but
about to vomit excrement eaten just prior to this panel.
These are the fun things you find when digging around in the cesspits of the internet, and I cannot help but share my discoveries sometimes.
This is one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen. Imagine taking a shit on that and it just gets sick of holding its "jaw" open for you and decides to bite down on you in your most vulnerable moment.
>Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
the best of them, tougher than leather.
>You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
>I'd rather flex my muscles
>I'm hard as nails, it ain't hard to tell
>I break'em down whether they're solid or frail.
>Unlike the rest I'm independent
>It's my first breath, first test
>feel the right then the worst's left
>you feel a sloppy wet tongue on your buttcheek
>right as you go vomit it vomits shit and piss and sewerage right into your open mouth
>pressurised and aimed, so you get atleast a few liters of it into your stomach and lungs
Not even once.
Here's the cover.
It's all you're getting.
Look up Unistar for more terrible things.
>that shit-fest-fuck has better color skills than me
how can you waste your skill in this?
whatever maybe he's happy
Two terrible tastes together at last.
>>the rest of the thread
Not even going to mouse over that.
It's the definitive winner of most cringe threads
until someone posts chris-chan fucking his ps3
There is no escape!
That is fucking hilarious and sad at the same time.
>He's a journalist
I think the mod banned him for something else, because CP = IRL jailtime if not using a proxy, and you can CLEARLY see that's not a proxy IP
Based on the people I know in real life that request commissions like a bunch of fucking furries, they don't have any money but waste their valuable dollars on fetish fulfillment
The only other thing I can imagine that is illegal is DOX, which, if he's a journalist would be petty, leaks of something that'd get a person killed, which would be /b/ tier, or maybe even trying to use /b/ or /soc/ to get hooked up with drugs perhaps?
Fuck I don't know, Rule 1 is usually always the edgiest reason to get banned ever
>major freak out
That was far from it. I went into that video expecting to see major autism, but all I got was a slightly annoyed kid getting bullied.
You owe me twenty seconds of life, pal.
You know what's worse? Not the fat kid, but the camera man with that egotistical shit eating voice. He probably posted it to be "EPIK!"
And the comments defending it is probably just him using sock puppets
They got the name wrong by attempting to be right.
Red is commonly called Ash which is wrong. So they try to call him Red. But that isn't Red and Red is actually in the game as a final boss.
This is cruel as fuck.
That was hilarious as fuck for all the wrong reasons
Pardon me fellas, I just finished installing AA2 and have a question. Where do I place downloaded character classes and cards to get them to run in the game? Thanks in advance.
She drew a "fat acceptance" comic that had her getting ridiculed for cosplaying as Wonder Woman. Unfortunately I don't have it on hand, so here's this.
It's a little cringeworthy that she's using words like "emotional breakdown" in a post for popularity.
But maybe that's just because I'm a guy that it makes me a little uncomfortable.
I am so, so, so, sorry you had to see this.
He's also making this:
WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT WRUT
Do people find this attractive?
>that annoying as fuck voice
>Tumblrfats hating on based Junpei
They've gone too far.
Here's your cringe, folks.
Hey, buddy. Nobody gives a shit. If you weren't so autistic, maybe you would have picked up on some social cues and stopped 15 minutes ago. We get it. We just don't fucking care.
I would assume its becuase at an early age their moms rewarded them for going like a big boy/girl. and as they got older the autism made them some how associate the toilet with rewarding/ pleasure
>Taking a dancing class with a bunch of girls and expecting one of them to kiss you eventually
Yeah, I can understand that.
Never gonna happen kids
>One calls him out on him being an asshole
>The other, possibly from /v/ or /b/, actually WANTS him to beat the fat kid up
I cringed more at him that the fat
Proof that god does not exist:
This is fucking horrible. Some of her covers are pretty okay though. I'd also fuck her.
oldphan pls go
Come on man, it's a fat guy in a bathtub screaming BUU while showing off figurines. It's funny.
Im a military dude myself, and its almost a daily thing for some lazy idiot or entitled fatty to claim their horrible life decisions are just as hard as combat.
Too bad PTSD induced fatty stabbing isnt a legit defense in court.
Is this too much cringe? I'll spoiler it, just in case.
I dunno. Was there a baby Lola in Space Jam? I haven't seen that movie in ages. Definitely has that Disney aesthetic.
I want to say the female rabbit from Bambi, but that's not it, either. I remember her having some serious neck fluff.
First post in many, let's start with her about
Jenn. 23. Cisgendered white female. Tortoisekin. Disabled. Singlet. Gainer. Vegan. Feminist. Fat activist. Pansexual. Demiplatonic. Aromantic. Asensual.
Likes: Knitting, sewing, cooking, gardening, eating, human rights, animal rights, human-animal rights, fat acceptance.
Just your average queer, fat, vegan tortoise trying to discover herself. My passions in life are vegan Japanese cuisine and dismantling the kyriarchy with my best friend, Justice.
Justice. 23. Genderfluid FAAB. All pronouns acceptable. Racially mixed PoC. Pansexual but currently abstinent. Trans* activist. Hardcore vegan activist. Animal rights. Organic Raw Veganism. Former O.S. Anti-racism. ED recovery. BPD. OCD.
Likes: Pranic nourishment. Superfoods. Animal rights activism. Veganism.
>mfw she later admitted that the comic was completely fake and never happened to her.
This was acceptable to fap to as a kid, right?
>all these pronouns and isms
Why are they allowed to live?
Why dont they have any fucking common sense
Every single paragraph is pure gold, I recommend that you read the entire thing
Jenn here. Sorry I haven’t been posting. I recently suffered a terrible injustice at the hands of a bunch of singletist, ableist bigots. It all started when I was having dinner at my parents house. My mother inevitably made several cruel remarks about my weight, my veganism, and the amount of food I was eating. She started talking talking about the possibility of decreasing my food allowance even more or cutting it all together and buying all my groceries herself. Eventually, she told me I needed to see a different therapist as well as a nutritionist because apparently purposefully gaining weight is insane. According to her transfatness isn’t real and I am just addicted to food.
These redditors are posting on /v/ from their iPads RIGHT NOW
B-but I thought Rita and Lola were allowed.
I'm not a furry, I swear!
These threads are my favorite threads.
On a serious note I hope to god it is real
I was furious but I tried to stay calm for the sake of my headmates as well as for the sake of my food allowance. Derek was present and listening the entire time. Derek hates the body and resents being trapped in it. He is also very prone to harming it. At some point I lost control. Derek took over and swore at my mom then ran to the bathroom. Algoral, Carlotta, Momo, Toshi, and I were present the entire time. Derek found a razor and started cutting. He hadn’t bothered to lock the door. My mom found him and wrestled the razor out of our hand while my dad dialed 911.
Honestly, anon, if a man says he isn't attracted to Lola Bunny, he is either a liar or a homosexual. Don't worry. You're going to be okay.
Imagine you being a doctor and have someone tell you that they have multiple persons in heir head and it is all fine? I ended up fronting at the hospital. A lot of what happened is a blur. I tried to explain that I wasn’t self harming and that I am part of a multiple system. The doctor had no idea what I was talking about and asked my parents if I had been evaluated for schizophrenia. My parents basically told the doctor that I fake DID for attention.
I don't have the chatlogs but I do have this screencap and his profile.
I guess this is the last interesting part of the tumblrette mind
We were released some days ago. The others have been fronting a lot to make up for lost time. My parents are angry at me and insisting that the whole ordeal was just me being attention seeking and taking it too far. They keep telling me that I don’t have DID and when I tell them that I in fact do not— that I have what is called natural multiplicity— they tell I’m making up illnesses. Natural multiplicity is real and it is not an illness or a disability!
It's not like his friends are any better.
Aren't teachers supposed to be mentally evaluated beforehand?
>toilet mimics in horror games
IM GOING TO
And his previous intro post.
Just wait till you seen his screenshot gallery. But anyway, unless you make your profile look like some furry transgender it's not gonna work, plenty of people here tried adding him and they were declined like 10 seconds later.
This is more stupid and cringey than anything.
It's not embarrassment cringe, but more like, "you're a fucking idiot and aren't tough by pulling this 'prank'" cringe
These kids are going to get severely hurt one day all for
>m-muh youtube fame
Fuck if I know, according to the blog jenn is a tortoise living inside a humans mind
But let's not forget to check that thin privilege:
>"In fact, I’ll go further and state that in my opinion the modern conception
>of ‘health’ is bullshit. It’s an ever-changing, largely arbitrary definition that
>seems to serve a single purpose: to blame modern ills on so-called
>‘unhealthy’ people then define so-called ‘unhealthy’ people as unpopular
>social ‘deviants’ like fat people, poor people, and the disabled. The
>philosophy of vaunting the modern notion of ‘health’ to some kind of
>societal/moral imperative is called healthism."
Don't forget medical science isn't real and that all fat people are actually just a group to slander because hate
What do you plan on doing... altering a several year old game
Also fuck Transgenders, I know 2 and they are the biggest cunts in my life
Make sure you add a poem to your profile on how human beings are week, feeble minded human beings.
Add a couple a gore images to your screenshot gallery and join a group regarding trans acceptance.
Then I'm sure your invite will be accepted.
Jesus christ, how can they be that fucking retarded. Loved when he almost started crying after being thrown to the ground though.
Don't forget that you inherit your weight and there is nothing you can do about it
>No. Weight is about 50% - 80% heritable (sources disagree, but here’s a study
>that shows it to be 77% heritable). Height, for comparison, isn’t 100% heritable
>(I’ve seen it pegged in the 70% - 80% range but I still need to dig up this source).
>Would you suggest that someone who’s too tall get shorter? No? Didn’t think so.
>You’ve been sold a pack of lies by the healthists and their corporate sponsors,
>the diet industry. Educate yourself.