Are there any games where children are done right instead of

Those games where the point is to have sex with them?

Whenever I play a game where I can't kill children: I go out of my way to mod it so I can. I really don't like kids.

>inb4 edgy. Flattery will get you nowhere.

>>257678832
I don't like kids either, but I wouldn't go out of my way to mod that shit in. You're not edgy. Don't worry about it
Inb4 edgy

>>257677974
>implying children can be anything but a nuisance

>>257677974
But that's just it. A child is in it's exact place doing what you said. Children are always out of place and fucking annoying. As they grow, they learn the limits of society and become a part of it.

>>257677974
>instead of being a nuisance
Do you even know what children are?

>>257678915
yeah, he's autist

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>>257679020
>implying you wouldn't go to the end of the earth for Yonah or Clementine

>>257679048

>Sexualizing the clem

Why do people do this? This is the one character that doesn't deserve it.

>>257678832
Edgy as fuck. I don't blame you too much though since making characters unkillable is shitty.

>out of place and being a nuisance?

That IS done right.

So unrealistically?

>>257679048
Wish there was a Clem nude mod.
I liked the Wolf among Us, but I don't feel like playing TWD without a Clem nude mod.

>>257677974
Violated Heroine

>>257679189
Why the fuck can't I you faggot?

>>257677974
Daggerfall. They're just there. Not being annoying little wanks like in Shitrim.

Well, you can kill them in Fallout 1/2.

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>>257679621
Captcha: 666 teoyWe

>>257678897
Do I need to beat that german game at least once to get the loli fucking options in the next run?
Because I just started the game and the MC is a huge normie for a chan user and doesn't seem to like lolis at all.

>>257680061
You picked the wrong options faggot

>>257680061
protip: never fuck expired pussy, sends you straight to hell every time.

>>257680061
http://pastebin.com/yQWSeNJY
use this guide if you don't want surprises

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thank god for japanese modders. they made fallout worth playing.

I really want a game where I can protect cute little girls.

>>257677974
Modded fallout 3.
It's super fun to massacre them at little lamplight or whatever they call their pretend village.
Mainly because that little door-managing faggot is a huge cunt.

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>>257678832
>>257679020
>>257679070
>>257679074
>>257679283
You better not be this guy.

>>257680656
You come to the edgy/v/irgin board, and expect empathy?
Come on dude.

>>257680646
>Enter that place
>"Mungo, mungo, smells like bongo!"
>All I can think about is this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-suhRCpfME

>>257680656
The last poster bothers me the most. Where do these anti human faggots come from? Are they wiccans?

>>257680656
Oh man, that was just the other day

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>>257680656
>Hating your own race.
Unless he's an Alien.

>>257681205
Who fucking knows man.

>>257677974
the last of us

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>>257681672
>He's an Alien.

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>>257681672
>>257681837

No. He's a spider

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Alright let's get this shit started

>>257677974
if the children are being a nuisance then they are done right

>>257681205

Witches don't hate the human race, where'd you get that from?

I played Fallout 3 as a loli like the girl on the left. I went around building robots and having them defend me while I scavenged ruins and tried to survive without ever engaging in direct combat myself.

It was fun.

Ico

>>257682079
>posting bernd
abandon ship

>>257682237
Just trying to think of some kind of faggot that might value nature over people.

>>257677974
>Her childbearing are over

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Fallout 2 was amazing, could kill children and all. Look at this dialogue option.

>>257682614
Haha, well done

>>257682614
beautiful

>mfw playing fo:nv warzones mod
>one of the warzones is full of child soldiers
>i have hokuto shinken mods on
>ATATATATATATATATA
>HUAAAAAH

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>>257677974
>Shoot her in the groin with a Gauss rifle
>You deal a critical amount of damage to her groin, her childbearing days are over.

I can tell you that if I ever met them on the wasteland I'd probably end up escorting them back to their home and leaving things at that.

I dunno about taking kids with me, that just give me two extra problems to deal with.

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I never realized you could kill children in Fallout because I played the German version.
Time to replay.

>>257683536
it wont work on your kraut machine

>>257683536
You cant in any version without mods

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>>257681672

>>257683698
>Thinking he meant Fallout 3/New Vegas and not 1 and 2.

>>257683698

>he thinks the franchise started with Fallout 3

>>257684010
I mean, final fantasy started with 7, right?

>>257682079
How do you access that scene? I never saw her.

They're kids.

Think about this.
In what type of video game would a child be an appropriate character? ignore Among The Sleep

Not a shooter.
Not a RPG.
Not a RTS.
Not a sports game.

The majority of games that have kid characters are PURPOSELY making them feel out of place to make you realize the impact an event would have on children.
Example, The Walking Dead, Fallout, ect.

No violent game could have children in it an make it feel like they belonged their.
Children are ment to make you feel they are out of place.
Seriously where the fuck would they belong?

>>257677974

Because harming children is absolutely disgusting and it shouldn't be tolerated anywhere. If you think the idea of doing something like that is fun, then you really have no place in society and people like you should be burned alive after castration.

>>257681205
They're furries you idiot.
I'm not kidding.

>>257680656
>we invented rape, torture and genocide
We totally fucking didn't. Animals rape and torture each other all the goddamn time, and even ants regularly practice genocide.

We just invented more efficient ways to do it.

>>257684992
japanese games have kids killing shit all the time

>>257685307
>implying japanese games are realistic

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>>257684992
Kid-friendly games are not a misnomer.

>>257679175
First season Clem- yes, second-hell no
I'd go save Yonah at any time of day.

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>>257684992
Every JRPG ever has kids as murder machines.

>>257685584
Well let's take away kid-friendly games and focus on adult games, because I believe OP was referring to adult games (judging by context of original post)

>>257685943
and they feel like they belong?

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OP, look up a game called Pathologic.

>>257679175
Yonah deserves saving at any time.

Though her teenage form is qt as fuck waifu material

>>257686034
OP says "any games" which probably means any games.

>>257684650
Go back home like the useless 4chan tard you are

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>>257684992
>Seriously where the fuck would they belong?
In a magical, wonderful land called Gensokyo where even children can/will (try to) cause chaos and destruction.

>>257686317
Don't you have to beat the game first?

>>257686381
What the fuck is it with all these JRPGs and kids?

>>257686472
Maybe, I know I did it on my second run through but I assume you could do it in the first run

Just pick all the options that make you as uninterested as possible like staying up all night

>>257686286
Then OP made a pointless thread didn't he?

>>257686472
Nope. Just from the start of a new game choose to get a full nights rest and then when it comes time to watch the "evidence" choose not to. Bernd will get really demotivated and return to his NEET lifestyle.

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>>257686526
Children are cute. Cute things = good = sales.
>Touhou is a JRPG

>>257686317
Thanks

>>257686149
Yes, actually. In the first Ys the guy that arms you and compliments your crazy murderer eyes is another kid around your age who's leading the town militia.

>>257686886
>expecting me to know what the fuck Touhou is
Yeah, this is the reason I hate people who get all technical with shit. I don't play shitty bullet hell shooters and if I did I sure as hell wouldn't play some game with a fan base like Touhou.

And cute doesn't always = sales.

>>257686526
Japan is populated by pedophiles.

>>257686743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M75w7JApwY

>>257687318
Sex doesn't always = sales either, but it's still a pretty fucking obvious thing to try to throw in if you're incompetent like that.

Or even if you're not incompetent and you just like it and/or your game isn't serious in tone and you don't give a fuck.

Children should be killable as to not destroy the illusion that the players world is somewhat real.

Its the same thing when shooter games dont let you shoot your buddies, the trigger wont work.

Whats the point of that? It just ruins the atmosphere of having a choice, theres no fucking point shooting your buddy in the first place, so why restricting so destructively?

Same thing with bethesdas shitpiles of games like fallout and skirim, making half the npc's killable, another half immortal, and useless things like children unkillable aswell. Its just too restrictions for no reason other than either afraid some molester will play your game (oh my) or to get around some age raiting to sell games to children.

Then you have turd games made by companies like UBISOFT that do the same thing, in the dissapointing FarCry 3 game, and Ass Creed series.

Its just redundant.

Part of the issues is the whole new CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE buzzword they invented to get around being called out on being lazy.

>>257686743

>dat knight smile

What a retarded artist. He's making him look like a rapist rather than a knight who just saved the girl.
Jesus Christ, I hate such quarity in artworks.

Banished?

>>257687801
>rapist
Don't you dare insult my Ranceu that way.

>>257682001
Then we have no choice but to rape and genocide spiders.

>>257687801
You'd best be joking nigger.

>>257684992
Zone of the Enders.

>>257687801
I agree, the artist obviously lacks basic academic drawing skills and his drawing skills dont go past redrawing manga pages he read.

Thank god games like these will always stay in the mediocrity bin, and no one will ever know they exist amongst thousands of others of the same fate.

>>257688253
I can't tell if that's sarcasm because I'm too daft to see it in text, but if it's not you should really see how much Alicesoft is making off of Rance.

>>257687801
It's Rance. It looks like a rapist's smile because it IS a rapist's smile.

>>257689221
Yes, it was a joke. Rance is good.

>>257683087
Ay, i think not being able to bear children is the least of your worries when you're hit by a fucking Gauss in the crotch. Like the 100th in the list, first being your innards dropping thru the massive hole where your genitals used to be.

>>257689665
He's quoting the critical hit messages for aimed shots at the groin in Fallout.

>>257687801
He is a rapist. That girl is his rape baby

>children IRL
>not annoying
you should leave your cave once in a while

>>257690031
Oh.

>>257690198
Theyre not after theyre past crying to communicate stage.

Then its all to the parenting how annoying they are.

>>257690512
Some parents have it lucky and only have about a year of hell before the baby starts at least grunting or using single words to get your attention instead of crying each time they need anything.

>>257685104
>doing something in a video game is the same as doing it in real life

>>257677974
Japanese video games. Because westerners are too pussy to let you kill them in their so called "realistic games". Because we all know children are really invincible in real life too! I don't kill them in video games but I find it truly retarded to prevent it from happening. Ever seen one of those kids in Skyrim fighting a fucking dragon? Seriously.

>>257680576
dude goes by "froggy" on the rule34hentai booru, using a SFM model from another dude posing as "croix"

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The last time a thread was made with this image i let out some deep dark secrets.

>>257691541
Wouldnt it make for a more emotional experience if the kid died in a dragon attack?

Man bethesda are the fucking bottom of the barrel of any originality or game development skill.

Lazy cunts.

Not to mention nonsensical restrictions that dont play by the same games rules is fucking reduntant.

How did these sacks of shit got work in the industry.

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>>257677974
Drakengard

>>257692167
Exactly, why bother trying to save a kid knowing he can tank the dragon anyway?

Why is everyone assuming OP meant killing children?

What a waste.

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any weeb game with cute lolis

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>>257687318
>>expecting me to know what the fuck Touhou is
This is Touhou.
http://youtu.be/wmMDqub_UKA

>>257682614
>>257682746
>>257682747
All they did was remove their sprites, so you could "restore" the children easily by downloading a file.

And of course, despite their sprites being gone they are still in the game; so players with the Euro version were pick-pocketed by invisible children in the Den, amongst other things.

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>>257692652
I found it weird how I always thought Flandre Scarlet was easier than this

>>257677974
Metro Last light did the child character really well.

>>257692652
Why is this flash game so popular?

>>257677974
>Target head with hand
>Pat head gently

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>>257693349
>CRITICAL HIT

>>257693225
"These designs are interesting, but I bet I could draw them better than this."

"This music composition is great, but the instrumentation sucks. I'll remix it!"

>3D Fallouts
>kids don't feel out of place
Are they killable in NV without mods? Because in 3 they don't take damage.

I miss going from town to town in F2 and blowing kids up with a powerfist to the dick.

>>257680656
>kids are constantly abused physical and/or sexually
>murdered
>indoctrinated
>used as scapgoats
>fucked up mentally

>yeah but who cares, fuck children

Seriously man, edgemasters. Knowing 2 social workers and psychiatrist I often hear of terrible stories.

>>257693225
Flash games didn't look like that when it came out.

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>>257693761
>draw 2hus all the time
>mfw I just realized this is and the remixed music are the main reasons I enjoy it and actually playing the games come second.

>>257694206
This is exactly what /jp/ describes as being secondary.

>>257690198

Depends on the child entirely.
Some can be nice and cute, while others can be annoying as fuck.

I have interacted with children whose company I prefer to that of my peers, and with kids who just piss me off with their mere presence.
Children are individuals with their own personalities after all.

>>257694408
/jp/ is also shit, so I can forgive the guy.

>>257680061
that's because you chose the faggot options
try again

>>257693853
You need a mod to kill them, there's also a mod which crusifies (not sure if i spelled it correctly) 2 certain kids becasue they go around advertising for a shitty shop.

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>>257683087
THIS is what you do when you use energy weapons on people. Reform your life now and beat them to death with your fists instead!

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Does this count? Ico is a kid and Yorda probably is too, she may be a nuisance though. Ico however doesn't afraid of anything and he's like 10 years old or something.

>>257685283
>torture
Name one other animal that does this.

>>257694751
shrike
preying mantis
dolphin
housecat

>>257693853
Only killable with mods, though children in New Vegas, Skyrim and in Fallout 3 all have recorded pain and death sounds. So its very easy to mod killing children in and making it feel natural to the game. Killing children was likely removed for rating purposes, but you have to figure they left those audioclips in the game because they know their community so well.

>>257694751
Have you never seen a cat?

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>>257693225
2002 flash games didn't look like this.

It became popular because one guy have been making them and Japan like that kind of devotion.

Then it spawned official manga, fanbooks, people doing musical remixes, fanarts, fan games etc.

>>257694751
You ever see what Primapes do to smaller monkeys they catch? Rip them apart and eat them alive. Dolphins are known to kill porpoises for sport, as are killer whales.

>>257695034
>Primapes

>>257694981
So it's just an autistic circlejerk with no substance? No wonder /jp/ likes it so much.

>>257681205
Furries. Seriously.

>>257694652
Does a displacer glove count

How do those things work anyway

>>257694981
Thats pretty neat.

I like the gray haired one.

>>257695342
uhhh

>>257695103
>He didn't evolve his Mankey

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Why did they all just bunch up in the corner like that?

>>257686165
To be precise, children in this game are not only IN place, they are a key element to the plot.

>>257695380
The one that looks like a maid.

>>257695523
penis inspection day

>>257692037
Tell us of these secrets.

>>257695642
Okay.

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>>257687801
heh

anyone got that one fallout copypasta where it's been modded so you can be jack the ripper?

>>257685283
>We just invented more efficient ways to do it.
God bless humanity, the Number One species.

Are too fucking good for this planet.

What if Skyrimjob had funerals?

Why is bethesda so lazy?

>inb4 orphan rape simulator

>>257678832
I did this in skyrim just to destroy the kid who says im there to lick his father's boots

>>257696258
Devs turned it into a carebearing mess and its main competitor removed the orphanage.

The golden days have gone by.

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>>257686743

>>257677974
>children done right
>not being a nuisance
you're gonna have a rough life if you have kids

>>257700198
is Clarissa video games?

>>257687318
>not playing games because of the fanbase
autism

>>257701165
That depends on if you'd play with her.

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If its an open world game you should be able to kill the children.

You should also be able to rape people.

Fucking breaks my immersion when I can't rape people

>>257679175
>There are actually people who think Dad!Nier is shit compared to generic Onii-chan!Nier

>>257701250
Of course I would. erotically

>>257701379
That isn't videogames at all anon, you just failed the test.

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>>257701462
Oh...

>>257701336
Some games lets you atleast interact with the bodies, like draging around, thats a bit rapy. The rest is in the imagination.

But i agree, theres really no cashing in on the rape fetish.

>children done right
>not a nuisance

mate those two things are incompatible, have you ever been around children in your life or do you have to stay 300 feet away from playgrounds?

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>>257701661
>modded bethesda games

>>257694408
Pretty sure that makes 80% of the 2hu fandom secondaries.

>>257702093
Secondary shit is a joke, no one actually plays the games besides some fan made ones

>>257702250
Oh fucking wow.

>>257694567
Alcheastbreach actually made that mod.

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>>257680656
Not saying he's right, but he kind of has a point though. Objectively speaking, we can tell now if the adult has value as opposed to the child, who is a wildcard. And as long as there are adults, we can always make more of them.

Freaking out and avatarfagging as opposed to actually countering his point- such as how parental instincts encourages people to be protective of children and thus the morals and laws of society reflect that, subjective, but still a completely valid counter-argument- only bolsters him and further validate his point of view. Stop being a raging moralfag for a second, keep your cool, and step it the fuck up and actually argue back.

You may have the screencap and the perceived moral high-ground, but you lost an argument on morality with an edgelord. That isn't something to be proud of.

>>257703024
A human life is a human life, all have potential.
To say one you don't know anything about is inherently more valuable than another or even deserving of death is a silly, edgy affair.

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witch twins best

>>257680656
Honestly, the guy has a point. It's fucking fiction, if you're fine with killing adults in vidya then you should be fine with doing it to children in vidya as well. He's kind of right about the established connections thing too, you'd be doing a whole lot more harm to society if you killed a father rather than his child.

On top of that, the faggot that put this screencap together is a misguided memespouting newshit, which makes it pretty hard for me to antagonise the people disagreeing with him, even if one of them is just blatantly shitposting.

>>257703838
Yeah, im not a big fan of selfcapping (you) posts.

Also taking control away from the player and braking really basic gamerules without any reason other than a PG rating is really cheap and does nothing more than brake the atmosphere and worldbuilding of a game.

>Aim at a buddy in a FPS/TPS single player game - CANNOT SHOOT
>Cant assassinate normal people in assassins creed, or in a similar manner cannot board another ship in water in black flag, you get a message RETURN TO YOUR SHIP SOLDIER OR ELSE.


Its just immature thinking by the devs or a way to save development money. In the end it hurts the end product alot.

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>>257685536
>implying video games are realistic
>implying realism is a good thing

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would you fuck and caress a 1000 year old demon?

>>257694408
So long as he plays the games and knows the source material he's not a secondary.

>>257702250
Fuck off.

>>257705157
Where are their horns and tails?

>>257677974
Fallout 2 and New Vegas

everything else is shit when it comes to children, they're either extremely obnoxious or don't act like children at all, there's no middle ground

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>>257705157
Have any in mind or can I choose?

>>257705285
hidden to make certain actions less painful

>>257705406
What kind of demons are they then. They look like kids.

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>>257705483

>>257705483
Semen demons.

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>>257705157
>demon
Can I have vampire instead?

>>257705561
>>257705602
I dont know, seems awfully fishy. I'd say you sound more like demons trying to trick me into something inapropriate.

>>257678832
>Flattery will get you nowhere.
THIS was the only edgy thing about that post. How many times did you tip your fedora typing that out?

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>Fallout 2
>run all the way from the tutorial village out to Navarro
>get an advanced power armor
>run all the way back
>get my spear sharpened
>start stabbing kids in the eyes

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>>257696270
Bethesda always managed to make the worst kids every time. Goddamn are they doing that on purpose?

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>>257705605

Vampire lolis a best

>>257680656
Your posts were as bad as his

>>257682460
but people are part of nature

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>>257684992
`arry porrer games, artsie games
exploration, educational a shitton of types can apply kid characters, not many are aimed at adults though and those that are are pretty shitte

>>257706882
vampire a shit

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>>257712338

say that to my face you little fgt

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>>257712338
Go away Terumi

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>>257712506
>no english version

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this one takes the cake when it comes to children

>>257703708
Why are the mods such faggots when it comes to discussing this?

>>257713079
You should be used to most, interesting, jap games never getting translations by now.

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>>257713162
That game is spooky yo

>>257713432
Moot apparently regrets being all buddy-buddy with paedophiles and imbuing lolicon culture into 4chan, so now he's trying to atone for it by bullying the lolicons and adding normalfag friendly boards.

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>>257713671
Also uppercutting sick kids.

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>>257680656
>Using a picture of Mado for that particular shitpost
OVER THE LINE

No.

Well, if you want the REAL fucking exception, Aht in the obscure RPG Radiant Historia was portrayed like an actual child who's had some manner of upbringing.

That's it.

>>257713727
Might as well start banning people for posting anime reaction images as well, as much as they seem to want to theres no way they can force the 4chan community to turn reddit tier.

>>257695304
It uses the same technology as a gauss rifle to create a sonic boom and toss shit back with the power of sound.

So yeah, rupturing someone's blood vessels with shockwaves isn't as bad as plasma.

>>257681205
You're kidding me, have you ever looked around you? Humanity is full of dicks. Good people are a minority and the world is in bad shape. I don't fully agree with that guy either, but if he bothers you the most then you are blind.

>>257706257
Maybe they are triyng to make children realistic

>>257701359
It was his voice that made him so memorable IMO.

>>257714936

Newsflash, animals in general, are fucking dicks, to the extent their natural capabilities allow them to be.
In general, the smarter the animal is, the more it is capable of wanton and pointless cruelty.
No other animal possesses the amount of empathy as humans do however. We are capable of identifying with other species, and we are the only species actively trying to preserve other species from extinction, though admittedly, we are responsible for their poor state.

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>>257692315

This.

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>>257714936
>>257716972
Animals in general, especially the smarter ones, will be more cruel or naturally brutal. Sometimes is just a kneejerk reaction rather then a planned though.

A good example is a pecking order with chickens, with sick ones being singled out quickly. Chickens also a very quick tedency to resort to cannibalism once they taste blood, which happens easily in crowded settings, one of the reasons for cages in egg-layers.

Pic-related, pony killed by a neighbor's roving (and loose) pack of dogs.

That's more an exception though, dogs and alot of parrots are probably good examples of animals able to shoe empathy and not follow through with instinct. To a lesser extent, horses and cats.

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>>257717703

I wouldn't say that a pack of dogs killing a pony is a very true example of animal cruelty. It is probably more akin to a result or the hunting instincts of the dog kicking in upon encountering what is pretty much a prey animal for the ancestors of dogs.

A more proper example of cruelty in animal kingdom would probably be how dolphins attack, rape and play with baby porpoises (as in, using them like fucking balls they toss to each other). A porpoise baby is not a prey animal to a bottlenose doplhin, not even competition, as porpoises do not eat the same food as their bigger dolphin cousins. It is just a weak, and easy victim a dolphin can use to satisfy and entertain itself. Such behavior has no other purpose than to just provide pleasure and entertainment to the dolphin, and thus is far more close to human sadism and cruelty, than a rowing pack of dogs killing a pony.

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>>257718297
>expert on animal sadism

>this is your fetish

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>>257718819

DIDF pls go.
Dolphins are cruel monster rapists.

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>>257713671
>>257713162
>Rule of Rose webm
>Its not the scene with the fucking bag

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>>257680656
Good god, that guy is a fucking moron.

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>>257677974
>game devs
>nailing the naive joie de vivre that makes kids appealing characters and not just playing stocklaughingkids.wav before exploding a playground for drama points

Innocence is dead to these people.

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>>257718995
>>257718819
>>257718297

Dolphins are fucking scary.

>>257719718

I wonder if dolphin trainers fuck their dolphins.
I was recently in a dolphinarium, where I saw the trainers be ridiculously affectionate towards the dolphins. Shit like rubbing and patting them all over, giving them kisses, hugging them tight etc.
At one point during the show, a female trainer and a dolphin swam together, with the trainer wrapping her legs around the dolphin's body, and holding on to it's flippers, and the only thing I could think about was how the dolphin could have easily just started fucking that woman in that position.

I am probably just a perv because I even wonder about shit like that.

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>>257695523

>>257698801
HadesMUD when.

>>257677974
Why does the vats target them As one entity?

Maybe they armt children...

>>257720301

women fuck dogs and horses, so why not dolphins

>>257720475
Eventually.
Until then, InfernoMOO, as much as I hate to admit it, is the way to go. HellMOO has lost its throne and is slowly losing its playerbase to the more casualized Inferno.

>>257705332
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>257720661

But why isn't there videos of that shit?
And what about male trainers?
Would they fuck the female dolphins?

>>257706257
I guess so. They think they're making the kids "cute" when they're actually just making them irritating as hell.

I remember when the child-killing mod for Fallout 3 came out. I downloaded it and immediately went to Little Lamplight and just slaughtered every single one of those irritating little shits. Then I loaded the game and did it again.

>>257719718
>You will never have this much fun with videogames

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>>257720301
Women are sluts

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>>257720301
>my aunt is a vet on the country, means that she hasn't a real clinic but makes her rounds inside half of the county when someone calls her, usually do to ill livestock in farms and shit like that
>tells me that she actually have an instant spray to identify human semen on the genitals of livestock
>tells me that shit like that happens quite often and animals actually get health problems from people fucking them
>mfw

>>257721374
Yeah, but dolphins are not livestock yet.

>>257720301
Given the amount of dolphin porn out there I'd say yes yes they do they do it all the time

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>>257678832
But anon, what will you do when you have a family someday?

>>257721754

I have never seen any dolphin porn involving actual coitus. Just jacking off male dolphins, or rubbing the vagoos of female ones.

I wonder if the dolphins themselves understand what is going on. They obviously enjoy themselves, but do they grasp what is actually happening?

>>257722034
"This weirdo is giving me a handy, but fuck it, free handy"

>>257721754
>XStoryPlayer

>>257720301
possibly but some people are just super affectionate towards animals.
Hell we have a board dedicated to such people

>>257722034
That's because the only dolphin porn you've seen is probably leaked from a private collection. All dolphin enclosures are custom-made and thus easily identifiable. Telltale identifiers like watches, jewelry, moles, freckles, etc. can identify trainers. That dolphin blowjob video got somebody fired, arrested, and blacklisted for life.

There are people out there who fuck dolphins right in their magical vaginas, and you'll never be one of them.

>>257722125

>Dolphin.
>Understanding what hands are.

They have freaking flippers. I am pretty sure that the concept of handjobs, or any other sexual acts beyond violent rape, would be quite alien to them.

>>257722034
dolphins are extremely sexually active and are notorious for raping both eachother and humans.
pretty sure they know exactly what's going on.

>>257680910
gold

>>257722369

I wonder if I should ask that question on /an/, just for shit's and giggles.

>>257722034
Ever since I saw that one dolphin sex guide posted here I wanted to give a dolphin a handjob

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>>257677974
>>257677974
Ragnarok Online did kids right for a MMO.
You want to play as a kid? ok you have 25% less of hp, sp and carry weight and you stats cap are lower than adult character, but at least you can also leech xp from your parents with no lvl restriction.
I wish there were other MMO that did this. I had a lot of fun playing as a kid Bard.

How did this thread go from depicting children in video games, to human-dolphin sexual encounters?

>>257722461
>"Holy shit this is fucking weird, but it feels good so fuck it."
Happy now?

>>257722470
This is why dolphin rape caves are a thing and why the Japanese hunt them.

>>257722614
That dolphin sex guide was bullshit. They don't ejaculate any harder than a human does.

>>257722789
Post it

>>257703024
>>257703439
Potential is a pretty common argument. In some ways, it's all right, but it relies on temporal consequences, i.e., that the child who grows up will have the necessary capacities for personhood. The problem with this argument is that it's inductive, though. We see many children grow into adults, and gain the capacities for personhood along the way, so we assume that they will have potential later on.

Personally, I go for moral status. Whatever has the greatest moral capacities, i.e., who can be praised or blamed for more actions, is the most valuable kind of moral being. Children typically do no have the same moral capacities as adults, so in extreme cases, I would definitely say sacrifice the children. Psychologically, this is backwards as fuck, but evolution acts really similar to DICE patching Battle Field 3: what's good isn't always right.

>>257692652
>>257693073
>people play some retarded flash game about little girls being demons or some shit

I wonder if I made a dolphin cum it would become my friend and would let me ride it around. I'd never have to drive again

>>257677974
>children are done right instead of feeling out of place and being a nuisance?
But that's they fucking are OP

>>257694746
Ico is shit though.

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>>257694206
I know.

Osu! is the best Touhou game created.

>>257723741
As expected of the dumbest!

>>257723741
Touhou is such cancer

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>>257722385

>There are people out there who fuck dolphins right in their magical vaginas, and you'll never be one of them.

Fuck you man. Fuck you.

>>257680656
>(you)

Pathetic

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>>257722897
1/2

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

>>257723820
It's really hardly cancer though. It's mostly self-contained like every other niche.

>>257723957
2/2

Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

>>257722927
I never played BF3. Please explain further.

>>257681205
>>257682460
Wiccans make a pledge to never hurt anyone if I remember right.

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>>257723957
>>257724050
Wasn't there a male section too?

>>257680221
where's the english version

>>257724327
And it was bullshit. Dolphins don't have shotgun penises. It just spurts out like any other animal.

>>257724327
I only have these saved, unfortunately.

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>>257722385
>There are people out there who fuck dolphins right in their magical vaginas, and you'll never be one of them.

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>>257724421
>shotgun penises

>>257724421
>It just spurts out like any other animal.
Except ducks. Ducks have harpoon cannon penises that sometimes have barbs on them.

>>257680061
Get to work on time you lazy ass

>>257724054
DICE made several amendments to the multiplayer, especially in terms of weapons and vehicles. Each and every time, they fixed one thing, but would break another. In trying to balance the game, certain weapons such as the M16 carbine were either really shit or really good at different times, and when they couldn't balance it out, they'd increase the spread or the delay, or take away this or that, which just ended ended up making everything shit for everyone, but at least it was fairly shit for everyone.

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>>257724476
>You will never lay there as a dolphin bitch gets you off using only her vaginal muscles

shame the good killable children's mod from raven modding is now lone gone and the only one out there is really shitty and gives the kids high DT and DR and just makes them smaller adults

>>257687318
>not knowing what Touhou is
smells like nouveau

>>257680061
Let the lolicon inside you out and go right.

>>257680910
Honestly if I put a little more effort into actually playing a "role" when I play shit games like Fo3 they might become tolerable.

I love how a shitty thread about stupid kids turned into a sweet magical dolphin vagina thread

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Half of this thread is now discussing dolphin genitals.

I love the human race sometimes.

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>>257679048
Why

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What am i in for?

>>257684992
worked for yoshi's island

>>257724950
wow that's a really miscoloured NT-1 alex

>>257680656
>humans invented rape
this is some tumblr tier shit

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>>257681205

Everything humanity touches eventually gets destroyed or polluted in some way.

Currently 10,000 species go extinct each year almost all due to human expansion and overpopulation.

So in truth all humanity is just a fleshy virus to the Earth that has gone uncontrolled for far too long,and tbh I think it is too late to fix anything and the future that is ours is a planet of ash and cinders.

>>257724578
Ducks are also necrophiliacs and rapists.

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>>257720359

Saved

>>257724950
I'm still surprised that those guys who made this in germany aren't in jail yet

>>257680656
In less fucked up words, I sort of kind of agree.

I mean, people go fucking ape shit over children dying, and will see adults killed and not give a shit. It's kind of the same with animals, but only certain ones, dogs, cats etc.

I understand it's more because of innocence and purity and the idea that they neevr really got to experience their lives.

Sometimes it is a little odd people get so sensational about it while they kind of just go "oh well thats sad, shit happens" if the killed people were adults.

That said I am in no way saying killing children is chill, or that I want to do it, I just agree with the aspect of them getting more snowflake attention.
As for being able to do it in video games or something, well there's always mods and shit if you really want to.

I know this probably sounds fucked up.

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>>257724950
Oh dear.

>>257725214
I haven't got anything against ducks but does anyone else feel compelled to swing them around by their long stupid necks

Also Otters are violent rapists
The cutest lil' rapists there are

>>257725214
No they are not! Ducks are nice people!

>>257724656
>you will never capture a dolphin female, tie her up in a shallow pool, and then rape her in a showcase of your human dominance.

Why even live?

>>257679175
Papa nier did nothing wrong.

Shadowlord is a faggot

is dolphin porn any good?

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>>257725468
>I understand it's more because of innocence and purity and the idea that they never really got to experience their lives.

Yeh you pretty much nailed why people get more upset about it.

As in, people would be more upset about the Sandy Hook shooting than say Columbine or Virginia tech.

I agree, as far as games go it shouldn't matter, but I get why devs wouldn't want to touch the idea and spark a big shitfest. But they will happily kill them to make a '2sad4u' moment, as long as it's out of a players hands.

I mean remember this fucking trailer? If it had been an adult male, or hell even an adult female, it would not have gotten NEARLY the attention it did
Shame the game sucked so fucking hard.

>>257725801
stuffs

>>257680656
He has a point even if he is a faggot. I think its kinda fucked up when you see the news being biased like:
>hundreds killed..
>AND FOUR CHILDREN!!!!

But y'know, if I had to kill some middle aged dude or a boy I'd kill the dude cause he's already experienced a lot of life, the kid hasn't.

>>257725648
Fuck off, duck.

>>257725801
I'd say look up some on /rs/ but there is no /rs/ anymore

>>257725881
>>257725468
At the risk of being labeled an edgemaster or told to fuck off back to /b/ I do agree.
It's very sad, but at the same time like, adults dying is fucking sad too. Human beings being killed is sad in general.

>>257725654
>rape
Why not a loving experience for both of you

>>257725557
>The cutest
I think you'll find that otters are annoying little shitsmears thats resemble floating turds when they go down rivers.

>>257682079
Dear god
What the fuck is this abomination

Sure, dolphins ad ducks rape.
But you know what other animals rape?
Geese. Geese are also just assholes in general, attacking humans for nearly no reasons.

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>>257726057
:3

>>257726137
What about wasps, they're pretty evil

>>257725874
>I mean remember this fucking trailer?

I really wish I could forget.
Good lord the hype shitstorm this caused.

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>>257726007

Because dominating a being that is physically stronger than me, and probably doesn't want to copulate, is my fetish.

I'd have another dolphing for cuddling and love.

>>257684992
Kids are fucking everywhere in the world, in mines, on battlefields, at sea collecting pearls.

Where there are fertile men and women, there will be children. You gonna tell me that Africa has no children because of its violence?

>>257726221

Wasps aren't evil.
They are just angry all the time.

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>>257726137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPnAEfJepyA

>>257686149
As far as JRPGs and shit go, yeah, you kind of just expect it.

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>>257726057
>>257725557

>>257725154
But imagine how many species will appear int he future sharing the human link.

Didn't Parasite Eve show you anything?

>>257678832
I sterilized myself like a month ago. No kids for me. EVER.

Good thing i donated my sperm in case i change my mind

>>257726725
>You will never have a cute pet otter which you could take to a lake and have it fetch fresh fish for you

>>257685584
is this the game you have to capture the monkys ?
this hsit was fun ash ell

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>>257726221
>>257726467
>>257726725
Otters are awesome

>>257726978
I totally think the world is overpopulated and orphaned kids deserve my care, but I still plan on producing my own kids someday. I feel so egotistical

B-but its instinctual r-right?

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>>257726485

I guess the internet will splerg about anything.

>>257726725
damn thats kiwi~

>>257726000
>>257725881
For all intents and purposes, killing kids is a little bit worse because they can't fight back.

It's one thing to shoot a 25 years old adult who could tackle the shooter even if it is at the expense of his life, but he pussies out and dies like a bitch, and it's another to kill someone who could not defend himself under any circumstances.

I'm basing this off my own morals,not society's. Society believes it's wrong because as you said they haven't lived enough, but if I were to be stranded in the middle of a conflict between two sides, I'd rather be there as an adult who has a modicum of chance to survive, rather than a kid. Similarly, if I ever become a terrorist, I'll try to avoid child deaths if possible