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CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
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Churchill
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>>257595110
>not maining the general
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Erin is mai waifu.
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Jake from statefarm
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Maining ERIN

Any FLO fighters are getting their shit kicked in.
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>>257595110
>not maining the general
is it still summer?
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Eagleman.
>I've got something 4 YOU
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>no Taco Bell dog
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>>257595110
>Churchill on the roster
Ohh yes
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>>257595110
>>257595436
>>257595680
ma niggas
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>mfw tricking people with jake from state farm
>mfw wearing khakis
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>>257595680
General main here. I've been trying to combo into his "great low rate" but can never seem to find the window. Is it really as easy as people say?
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>>257595809
>third party
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>>257595889
that bitch was st8 trifling
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> Churchill not in the Captain Falcon slot

I'm maining Churchill with Mayhem as a sub
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The Aflac Duck.
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Didn't they stop using Erin in ads because people were making so much porn of her?
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The general
He's the only one for me
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FLO BEST GRILL
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You guys should probably learn to protect yourself.

From Mayhem, like me.
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>>257595110
>NO MAX FROM BLUE TAX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI0GPmEgwWU
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>>257595942
Yeah, it sets up perfectly for the 'fist of vanishing deductible'. just gotta learn your frames, nugga
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>>257596091

Yeah

First thing in Google search was porn. Not the actual insurance company.

I think the character designer was really upset that they had to retire her
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Is that Jake from State Farm? because if it is i'll be maining Jake from State Farm.
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Waifufaggots ruin everything
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>>257595110
Gunslinger
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No fucking love for mah Gecko nigga?
>inb4 hipster shit
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>>257595110
Where the fuck is the all state black guy?
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Flo!
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>>257596467
You mean President David Palmer from 24?

I was wondering the same thing.
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>>257595110
Me!
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>>257596204
>2011
How the fuck did people come up with this in the year 2014- 3?
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>N64 Smash.
>N64 Announcer
>"Choose your character"
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>>257596589
DLC
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>>257596204
Literally who
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>>257595436
>needing a penguin assist to win
Fucking pleb
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>>257596158
What does shark tits have to do with this
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>>257596467
>>257596589
>third party
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>>257596792
http://youtu.be/LbDKMSTp4ZU?t=3m20s
Back to funnyjunk, shithead.
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>>257595110
>no caveman
>no talking camel
>no pig that goes wee
>no man made of money
>only one Geico rep
shit roster
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>>257596814
$4.99 DLC in order to play the game in good hands.
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>>257595110
>2015 - 4 months
>Not maining Jake
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Gunslinger is mai husbando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2KTkU8VQE8
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>>257597193
>wanting more generic human reps
>literally who
>literally who
>literally who
>not wanting a variety of franchises
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General is best character, those Savings Bombs are so good for pressure it's ridiculous.

>get a knockdown
>grenade
>do a jumping attack to cross up, or catch the backdash if they try that
>continue pressure

It's so fucking easy to get cheap insurance with this guy.
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>>257597448
>literally who
Do you know what day tomorrow is?
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>>257595110
>literally an umbrella
Is there something I'm missing?
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>there are people who don't main the Churchill bulldog
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>>257597448
>variety of franchises
>two fucking eagles
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>>257597905
>Churchill bulldog
literally who
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>>257598046
>implying Eaglewoman isn't best clone
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>>257598176
Oh, no.
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>>257598176
Excuse you
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>2013+1
>not looking at those low rates
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>>257595110
>they don't main Jake
Do you even khakis?
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>>257597772

Fuck off Rose I'm on a mission you dumb cunt
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>>257598046
>two fucking eagles
>i only use standard attacks
Her Side B, Up B Neutral B and her physics are way different than Eagleman.
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>not maining superior rush down
General bros are the only exception
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Will he be in?
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>no Carfox
>no J.G. Wentworth
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Erin is rushdown.
General has puppet shenanigans with the penguin.
Jake is obviously a grappler.
Mayhem is a shoto.
What else?
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>>257595110
>Car insurance adverts are this prevalent in Clapistan
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>>257598602
She is taking up a spot on the roster instead of more worthy characters like the black guy from the Allstate commercials, The Money You Could Save By Switching To Geico and Carfox
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>>257599180
Because cars themselves are incredibly prevalent in Clapistan as well.
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I main the General but I'm best at Mayhem
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>>257598961
>not even car insurance companies
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>>257599197
>third party
>literally who
>third party
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>Eagleman AND fucking Eaglewoman
Fucking clone characters, man. Whatever, The General is my main. That fucking nair is godly.
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>>257596204
>those half life-tier models
>that square hand
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For the best low rates you can get online, go die____________________.
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OP here, who do you want me to replace Eaglewoman with? Rules are they have to be a car insurance company mascot, at least somewhat well known, and preferably from a company that isn't represented yet
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>T.R.U.
More like W.H.O.
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>No Cellino and Barnes
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>>257599749
Carfox
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>Not unlocking the Allstate guy
Plebs everywhere
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>>257599180
Car insurance in Britbong is suffering.
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>>257598961
>Carfoxfags still think he has a chance of getting in

TOO SMALL
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>>257599479
>literally who
a wad of money with googly eyes
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>mfw faggots don't even know how to do the input for 3AM savings
To casual for khakis?
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>>257599749
allstate guy
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>>257599895
allstate guy is too big
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You guys ain't seen shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqnPh7hmFZk
http://youtu.be/ZABRrctkPcg?list=UU0otgcv8fUqJGjKf9DiSWtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeiyZWGgoQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGA5uNB-g9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07ufXTXJQOs
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>>257599892
Not car insurance
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>>257599749
Jim Krasinki's voice for esurance
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Hypest final boss ever
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>>257599967
>a wad of money with googly eyes
That's stupid. What would he even do? Imagine if Nintendo had their own mascot fighter with stuff like Captain Falcon or ROB. What the hell would they do? Drive a car into his opponents or use some gyros or some dumb bullshit like that? Get real.
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>>257595110
AFLAC DUCK!
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>>257600037
>people more upset about Eaglewoman than the FUCKING UMBRELLA
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>>257600037
Fuck you, tryhard! This is a party game. Just because I don't want to treat it like a second job doesn't mean I can't have fun mashing buttons with Umbrellawoman!
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>>257600415
Oops didn't mean to reply
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU7PIbyHgLk

Cliff Paul/Chris Paul GOAT tag-team fighters.
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>>257600235

>Krasinski voice and not superior Giamatti voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfyWct2FJBU
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>>257595110
>two eagleman reps
>only one geico rep
What the fuck is this?
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>>257600213
4u
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>>257600562
>That sweater vest print scuba suit
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>I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU
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GO COMPARE
GO COMPARE
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>>257600232
What the fuck?
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>>257600235
He is the announcer.
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RIP in peace Erin Esurance ;-;
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>>257600232
ALL THE PARTS YOUR CAR WILL EVER NEED ROCK AUTO
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If you don't main Jake from State Farm I don't even know what the fuck to do with you.
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>>257599749
All-State guy you dumb nigger. And replace umbrella with another Geico rep.
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No combos will protect you from mayhem.
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>>257597214
Best fictional president. Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't
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>>257602873
>replacing umbrella
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>>257603160
>defending Umbrella at all
Worse than Christopher Robin and Hitler combined
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>>257595110
I would main the fuck out of Mayhem.
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>>257598824
This, I can imagine Erin controlling almost exactly like sheik. It fits her so well.

Coincidently, I cant imagine movesets for the others.

Main Erin.
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NOW FEATURING PROFESSOR BURKE FROM FARMER'S INSURANCE
Sorry Allstateguyfags and 2ndGEICOrepfags
They and Eaglewoman will be added in sequel
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>>257603116
That's not The President.
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Okay, should we make a Melee roster as well?
It has to have at least 6 clones ala Young Link, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Ganondorf, Falco and Roy
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>>257603845
An insurance company has more mascots than Sony.
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>>257603845
>literally the worst mascot gets added

Cum on, man.
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>>257602712
Did "is that a cat" work?
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>>257604220
>literally
You really think Professor Burke is worst than Umrella and Eaglewoman? I want to add as many companies as possible
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>>257604401
Good-Hands Mans is far superior.

And don't give me that shit about him being too big.
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>>257595110

Jake... from State Farm
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FLO master race
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>>257604401
Well you're not Sakurai, I'll give you that..
He better be in Melee though.
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>no elephant auto insurance elephant

>no zoloft egg/pill thing
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Go Gunslinger or go home.
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>>257599895

I just found out this guy is going to be in Sin City 2.
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>>257604071
How's this for a template?
as little clones as possible plz
>>257604638
All State already got a rep but he can be in the new roster

Anyways we need more characters. Eaglewoman, Dennis, and a 2nd GEICO rep get priority, leaving 11 slots. Go ahead and request some characters and if you're stumped, check these out:
http://www.carinsurancecomparison.com/car-insurance-commercial-mascots/
http://drivesteady.com/the-most-popular-car-insurance-spokespeople-mascots
Also I kinda like this guy
>>257600232
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>>257605243
If we added all of the characters in the top 25 one minus the Peanut's Gang (third party), magic jingle (represents more than one character), the Taco Bell Chihuaha (third party ;-;), the Magic 8 Ball, and Vacuum Cleaner, we'd still have room for more characters
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>>257605243
Snoopy obviously.

And two Caveman can work as second fighter to Geico (also alluding to Ice Climbers)

There needs tobe an unorthodox one as well. Like Game & Watch. What was the first Car Insurance company ever?
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>>257604327
I just used "cat". It worked.
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>>257606597
I'm not too fond of adding Snoopy since he didn't originate as a car insurance mascot but I gues it depends on what everyone else thinks
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>>257606470
8 Ball, Maxwell (the Geico pig), Vacuum Cleaner can be items. Umbrella gets a pass I guess.
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>>257606914
Umbrella is the primary mascot for its company and has giant statues of it throughout the company
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>>257605243
Geico is big enough for more than 2 reps. Give them the Caveman and Maxwell. May as well put a bunch of the other people from the list like the Pimp. Maybe the giant baby from that one Nationwide commercial? I don't know.
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>>257598889
too black for smash
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>>257605243
the best ice climbers would be Chris Paul and his twin brother Cliff Paul from the all state commercials
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>>257607291
pic related could be the dlc costumes
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The State Farm fisherman as a fighter pls. Y'know the one where he dangles the dollar bill? Or he can be a stage hazard on the State Farm stage where people appear and disappear as stage hazards.
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>>257606597
http://mentalfloss.com/article/23251/8-not-so-famous-firsts
>Gilbert J. Loomis, a mechanic in Westfield, Massachusetts, built his own one-cylinder steam-powered car in 1896. He had an eye on starting his own automotive manufacturing company, but in order to get the ball rolling, he needed to drive his prototype over unmarked macadam roads to meet potential investors in various states. The potential for damage to his auto, oblivious pedestrians, and horse-drawn carriages during such extended journeys was huge, so he approached several insurance companies to purchase some sort of coverage for his vehicle. One company president expressed the feeling of many in the industry when he stated, "I'm not underwriting a gasoline can on wheels!" On October 20, 1897, Travelers Insurance took a chance on Loomis and sold him an automobile policy for $7.50 (about $190 in today's dollars) which provided $1,000 in liability coverage.
>yfw Traveler's Red Umbrella is the mascot for the first car insurance company ever
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>>257607687
This, can't believe this is the first time someone brought him up.
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>>257607687
I GOT YOU A DOLLAR
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>people will still be wanting to cut Umbrella after this
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>>257607851
Instead of just a regular umbrella we should just make up a character that uses the Umbrella as a weapon. Mr. Umbrella.
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>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that don't main The General
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> No Go Compare Man
> No Cara Confused
> No Alexander Meerkat

The roster is more embarrassing than Hyrule Warriors.
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FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN PAY ONLINE
GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME
seriously these ads had such shitty cg I thought for the longest time they were local only. Like those car dealership ads.
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>>257595110
get out of here with this forced meme
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>>257608064
>Black and white Gilbert fighting with a red umbrella
I like thus idea
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>>257608197
I don't think you understand what forced means
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>>257608170
>yfw The General has the same VA as The Soldier.
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>>257595889
Is it bad I wondered what feminists thought of the commercial when I saw it?
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>>257595110
>no mustache man from 21st Century Insurance
>no Geico Caveman
>no old man with fishing rod in State Farm commercial
>no J. Jonah Jameson from WE ARE FARMERS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
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anyone else have zero problems with this thread?
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Cameo from another business?
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>>257609159
Nah, it's fun. Think we're gonna start running out of ideas when it's time to do the Brawl roster, though. If not then definitely when we do 4's roster.
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>>257609323
LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH
RIP
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So far for the new roster we've got:
Eaglwoman, Dennis (black Allstate guy), Cavemen, Maxwell, Pimp, Fisherman, Go Compare Guy, Cara Confused, Alexander Meerkat, and RockAuto guy (not adding giant baby since he's only been in one comercial and Nationwide doesn't even have a mascot)
Also Umbrella is getting replaced by Gilbert J. Loomis using red umbrella as a weapon
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>>257609786
Forgot to say that leaves 4 slots
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>>257609374
There's a shit ton of obscure car insurance mascots. I'm sure we could fill the rosters
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>>257595110
>everyone on the bottom row
Literally who
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>>257609786
Well when we do get to Brawl then we already got Snoopy and Chihuahua as the Third Parties. When we get to 4 then they'll be Danica Patrick and M&M Fighters with the return of Snoopy.
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>>257609786
Carfox? Not insurance but at least it's still a well known mascot related to cars.

>>257610523
I'll give you the others, but how do you not know The General?
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WHERE THE CLONES AT?

IN SHORT

DR. GECKO
YOUNG FLO
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>>257610535
>>257610946
We can add these third parties when we get to Brawl roster
Also turns out Nationwide DOES have mascot/spokesperson. Can't believe I missed him. Okay 3 more sltos for car insurance mascots
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>>257595110
they actually had to retire erin e-surance because people were making so much porn of her
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>>257611402
Has the Geico Caveman been added yet?
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>>257611402
While looking through some car insurance commercials on YouTube I came across this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Jpp5er-a4

They could be the Ice Climbers of the roster. There's two of them and being Romanian, they're pretty damn "literally who?" just like the Ice Climbers.
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>>257611810
Yep

Also changed the roster so that the characters (minus unlockables) are organized by popularity
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>not maining wilford brimley
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Aflac duck but only if he's still voiced by Gilbert.
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>>257611984
This is a good idea. Alright 2 slots left guys. Remember to take a look at the lists
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>>257612696
>Car Insurance mascots
>No Putt-Putt joke character
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>>257612696
How about the mustached guy in the 21st century insurance commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMPbkdoUqb4
At least there's a bunch of commercials with him.
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>>257613050
>literally who
Seriously though I'm not finding anything on Google
>>257613064
>GEICO is Mario
I can see it now
If I can figure out who the fuck the putt-putt guy is then that's the full Melee roster
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Young Flo OP
She'd be like Young Link but.. y'know different.
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>>257613350
This is Putt-Putt.
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>>257613367
She can be the Toon Link of Brawl

>>257613350
Speaking of Geico, here's one last one that I came across that takes a jab at them. Apparently this was a Superbowl commercial so I guess people know what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKUdTSXCqW4
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I am noticing a distinct lack of good neighbors.
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>>257595110
WE ARE FARMERS DUM DA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
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>>257613607
Not car insurance
>>257613367
What >>257613696
said
Anyways I'll add Cure ball thing. I'll start working on the roster now. If you guys can keep this thread up until I finish (it's gonna take a long while) then feel free otherwise I'll make a new thread
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>>257595110
>Eagleman
>Eaglewoman

Nice clones, sableye
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>missing that black dude from allstate

cmon son
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>>257614207
He's coming in the Melee roster.
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>>257613947
>>257614058
See
>>257603845
>>257612105
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I haven't watched live television/ had adblock for so long that I'm unable to contain my anger when a commercial pops up. How were we ever tricked into allowing 5min advertisement segments between normal programing?
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>>257611984
Real quick, someone help me come up with a clever name for these two
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Got a couple more for Brawl

The Stag Deer from Hartford Insurance
Liberty Mutual's Statue of Liberty
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>>257614849
accindecents
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>>257614849
Nevermind I'll just call them Ball Girls
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>>257614849
The Bromanians
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>>257615297
Actually this is a better name
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>>257615271
>not Ball Busters
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>>257613064
I'm calling this guy Poppycock unless someone can come up woth abetter name or find an official name
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>>257615767
Just call him 21
You fucking suck at names OP
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>>257595110
I want to blow a huge load on the Geico Gecko, while he moans with his cute accent.
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>>257615895
Good point
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>>257595110
>Maining anyone but AFLAC Duck
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I hope you're using this one OP.
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>>257616450
Thanks this one's better than the one I was going to use
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forgetting someone?
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>>257598824
>maining discount Joanna Dark
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>>257615169
We could also add Charles Princeton and Jack Law as a transforming character for Brawl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ddrhT9y9aI
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