>mfw tricking people with jake from state farm
>mfw wearing khakis
>NO MAX FROM BLUE TAX
>"Choose your character"
$4.99 DLC in order to play the game
in good hands.
General is best character, those Savings Bombs are so good for pressure it's ridiculous.
>get a knockdown
>do a jumping attack to cross up, or catch the backdash if they try that
It's so fucking easy to get cheap insurance with this guy.
>not maining superior rush down
General bros are the only exception
>no J.G. Wentworth
>Car insurance adverts are this prevalent in Clapistan
She is taking up a spot on the roster instead of more worthy characters like the black guy from the Allstate commercials, The Money You Could Save By Switching To Geico and Carfox
OP here, who do you want me to replace Eaglewoman with? Rules are they have to be a car insurance company mascot, at least somewhat well known, and preferably from a company that isn't represented yet
>mfw faggots don't even know how to do the input for 3AM savings
To casual for khakis?
You guys ain't seen shit.
>a wad of money with googly eyes
That's stupid. What would he even do? Imagine if Nintendo had their own mascot fighter with stuff like Captain Falcon or ROB. What the hell would they do? Drive a car into his opponents or use some gyros or some dumb bullshit like that? Get real.
>two eagleman reps
>only one geico rep
What the fuck is this?
If you don't main Jake from State Farm I don't even know what the fuck to do with you.
NOW FEATURING PROFESSOR BURKE FROM FARMER'S INSURANCE
Sorry Allstateguyfags and 2ndGEICOrepfags They and Eaglewoman will be added in sequel
Okay, should we make a Melee roster as well?
It has to have at least 6 clones ala Young Link, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Ganondorf, Falco and Roy
How's this for a template?
as little clones as possible plz
All State already got a rep but he can be in the new roster
Anyways we need more characters. Eaglewoman, Dennis, and a 2nd GEICO rep get priority, leaving 11 slots. Go ahead and request some characters and if you're stumped, check these out:
Also I kinda like this guy
If we added all of the characters in the top 25 one minus the Peanut's Gang (third party), magic jingle (represents more than one character), the Taco Bell Chihuaha (third party
;-;), the Magic 8 Ball, and Vacuum Cleaner, we'd still have room for more characters
And two Caveman can work as second fighter to Geico (also alluding to Ice Climbers)
There needs tobe an unorthodox one as well. Like Game & Watch. What was the first Car Insurance company ever?
Geico is big enough for more than 2 reps. Give them the Caveman and Maxwell. May as well put a bunch of the other people from the list like the Pimp. Maybe the giant baby from that one Nationwide commercial? I don't know.
The State Farm fisherman as a fighter pls. Y'know the one where he dangles the dollar bill? Or he can be a stage hazard on the State Farm stage where people appear and disappear as stage hazards.
>Gilbert J. Loomis, a mechanic in Westfield, Massachusetts, built his own one-cylinder steam-powered car in 1896. He had an eye on starting his own automotive manufacturing company, but in order to get the ball rolling, he needed to drive his prototype over unmarked macadam roads to meet potential investors in various states. The potential for damage to his auto, oblivious pedestrians, and horse-drawn carriages during such extended journeys was huge, so he approached several insurance companies to purchase some sort of coverage for his vehicle. One company president expressed the feeling of many in the industry when he stated, "I'm not underwriting a gasoline can on wheels!" On October 20, 1897, Travelers Insurance took a chance on Loomis and sold him an automobile policy for $7.50 (about $190 in today's dollars) which provided $1,000 in liability coverage.
>yfw Traveler's Red Umbrella is the mascot for the first car insurance company ever
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW that don't main The General
FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN PAY ONLINE
GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME
seriously these ads had such shitty cg I thought for the longest time they were local only. Like those car dealership ads.
>yfw The General has the same VA as The Soldier.
>no mustache man from 21st Century Insurance
>no Geico Caveman
>no old man with fishing rod in State Farm commercial
>no J. Jonah Jameson from WE ARE FARMERS DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Cameo from another business?
So far for the new roster we've got:
Eaglwoman, Dennis (black Allstate guy), Cavemen, Maxwell, Pimp, Fisherman, Go Compare Guy, Cara Confused, Alexander Meerkat, and RockAuto guy (not adding giant baby since he's only been in one comercial and Nationwide doesn't even have a mascot)
Also Umbrella is getting replaced by Gilbert J. Loomis using red umbrella as a weapon
Well when we do get to Brawl then we already got Snoopy and Chihuahua as the Third Parties. When we get to 4 then they'll be
Danica Patrickand M&M Fighterswith the return of Snoopy.
We can add these third parties when we get to Brawl roster
Also turns out Nationwide DOES have mascot/spokesperson. Can't believe I missed him. Okay 3 more sltos for car insurance mascots
While looking through some car insurance commercials on YouTube I came across this
They could be the Ice Climbers of the roster. There's two of them and being Romanian, they're pretty damn "literally who?" just like the Ice Climbers.
Also changed the roster so that the characters (minus unlockables) are organized by popularity
Seriously though I'm not finding anything on Google
>GEICO is Mario
I can see it now
If I can figure out who the fuck the putt-putt guy is then that's the full Melee roster
Young Flo OP
She'd be like Young Link but.. y'know different.
She can be the Toon Link of Brawl
Speaking of Geico, here's one last one that I came across that takes a jab at them. Apparently this was a Superbowl commercial so I guess people know what it is.
Not car insurance
Anyways I'll add Cure ball thing. I'll start working on the roster now. If you guys can keep this thread up until I finish (it's gonna take a long while) then feel free otherwise I'll make a new thread
I haven't watched live television/ had adblock for so long that I'm unable to contain my anger when a commercial pops up. How were we ever tricked into allowing 5min advertisement segments between normal programing?
>maining discount Joanna Dark