PORTAL 2 IS UPDATING DURING THE STREAM

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>>257582887

oh fuck

>>257582887
HABBENIN

Is there a stream for valves "controllers"?

You guys get excited every fucking time a valve game gets updates, but nothing ever fucking happens.

Half Life 3 is never happening. Valve doesn't care about games anymore.

Just give up

It's not happening.

Shut it down.

Shut the fuck up.

Don't break the hearts of these newfags. Half Life 3 just isn't being made.

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>>257583608

it's real

portal 2 updated

http://steamdb.info/app/620/history/

>>257584081
How many mbs is it?

>>257584182
no idea, portal 2 isn't installed

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>>257584182

>see steam updating something
>it's portal 2
>see this thread a second later
spooky

>>257584407
Not huge, but big enough to sneak something in

>>257584407
>>257584607
>>257584669
How do you check the contents of an update?

More lies. Zzzzzz

someone go play thru real quick, see if they snuck a half-life 3 poster in a secret location!

Is this the Party Escort Submission Position all over again?

>>257584925
see
>>257584407

>>257585117
It's probably a bug fix or some shit.

>>257584947
I think Portal 3 would be more likely.

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>>257584992
Post yfw the first time you saw "Thank you for assuming the Party Escort Submission Position" scene

>>257585250
Portal 3 is confirmed not in development
>>257583746

>>257585247
A bug fix 3 years after the game launched?

>>257585247
>probably just a bugfix
Just like back with Portal 1, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq9oKn-SJCU

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>>257585438
>the ARG that followed

Dopest shit ever

>>257585664
>>257585627
Fine guys, chase down your broken dreams. Get disappointed again. If it's something real, we'd hear about it. Fuck Valve, they've gotten us worked up enough times

>HL3 is linked to the worst game Valve has ever made

Give up hope.

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>>257585438
>"this is gonna suck"
and I was right

>>257585912
Riccochet?

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>>257585438

What stream?

>>257585912
CS:GO?

>>257585948
Just so you know, spoilers aren't done with [sp] and [/sp]. I felt like you should know.

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>>257585438
>Wow, they pulled a Lucas.

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>>257585438
>First concept art given out was in ASCII

I don't see anything listed on the update news yet.

I looked at the game's directory, and they edited some of the executable files and added three new .vpk files in portal2, portal2_dlc1 and portal2_dlc2. I'll look at the contents soon.

>>257583746
I think that was confirmed for fake.

>>257585912
>Half Life 3 is linked to Half Life 2
Shocking!

>>257585912
Portal 2 is good

>>257585627
Dude, Valve still fucking patches old Goldsrc games on occasion.

>>257586110
fuck off weeaboo

>>257586175
But it's not.

>>257586145
>dlc

You mean the Razor motion controller DLC?

>>257586175
No it wasn't, it was confirmed to be real, you can check yourself. Install the mod tools then search for that file.

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>>257586326
Okay...

HAPPENING STATUS JUST HIT CODE RED

>>257586145
Tell me how to view these edits

I don't have Portal 2 installed ;_;

I hope you guys tell me what it is.

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>>257586326

>>257586530
Green at best.

Allright, I get it's just a small big fix or whatever, but...
>no patch notes
>no official statement
>nothing in news
>nothing on blog
>nothing on facebook
>tiny changes and additions to vpk

Something's spooky.

So here begins the HL3 ARG.

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>>257586713

>>257586713
2spook4me *g* :]

>>257586416
Folders "portal2_dlc1" and 2. It's probably some maps or content added with update. Same was with L4D

Just checked the modified dates on all my portal 2 files, alot of the dlls changed and some _dir.vpk files changed too but no new assets. Probably just a bugfix.

>>257586713
Valve is really bad at posting the actual update logs to the update channel for the game, e.g. if you go to "View news -> Product Updates" for Dota 2 it says the last update was June 30th, but it's been updated multiple times since.

>>257586863
But didn't they let people know with L4D?

>>257586863
Oh I do hope it's maps. I'm sick of the moneyverse.

Although I expect it will go the way of L4D and have weekly community maps replace developer made content.

>>257586279
Fuck no.

>>257586713
I guess we'll find out at the EA conference tomorrow

>>257586610
https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/VPK
This wiki has all the info you need.

>>257587040
uh

the pak_dir.vpk contains all the games assets

-And now, please welcome Valve CEO Gabe Newell-

"Hi, and thank you for joining us here today.
When we first founded Valve we had no idea what we would become almost 20 years later. We own the biggest digital gaming library, and we are the authors of some of the most critically acclaimed videogame franchises. And all of our games have always been running on custom game engines. The first one we started working on was GoldSrc: derived from Quake II. And when we announced its successor to the world, Source, the modding community created some of the most incredible things we have ever seen. We were so fascinated by some creations that we even decided to hire the people behind them to work on future projects, because they know what's best for the community and what they want from our games.
Almost 10 years later the launch of the sequel to our first franchise, Half-Life, we decided it would be time to let the world know what's been going on.
We have been working on a brand new game engine, with improved modding tools that many people from the Source modding community will find easy to transition to. The reason for that is that even though we kept our engine updated, the modding tools were extremely outdated.
A few days ago we launched the Dota 2 workshop tools, which seemed like a complete overhaul from our previous programs. That's because they secretly ran on the new iteration of Source: Source 2.
We have been waiting for a game to ship this brand new next-gen engine with, and since we are working on multiple projects at once, we decided it would be best to release it with a title I am sure many of you will love.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am please to announce that Left 4 Dead 3 will be available for download starting August the 30th.
But that's not all. We have another surprise coming out in late November. Stay tuned."

and then i woke up

>>257586610
http://nemesis.thewavelength.net/index.php?p=26

gfscape

QUICK GUYS
HOW BIG WAS THE UPDATE FOR PORTAL 1
THE ONE WITH THE RADIOS AND THE PARTY ESCORT SUBMISSION POSITION

>>257586175
It isn't. Download the Dota 2 map tools. The specific file is found in Steam\steamapps\common\dota 2 beta\dota_ugc\game\dota.

>>257587412
One time I dreamt that I turned into a Yoshi and got fucked by five men at the same time.

Nintendo/Valve collaboration confirmed?

>>257587398
>not knowing how vpk works
the _dir files are just index files, the actual assets are in the <number>.vpk files. You can use the dir files to view all the files but they don't actually contain anything.

>>257587709
Gabe Newell sat in his office replying to the fan emails in his inbox. In a few minutes he was about to meet the Nintendo of America President Reggie Files-Aime to discuss a new development and licensing deal for the new 3ds. There was a knock on his office door, By the time Gabe had spun his chair around and wobbles to his feet, Reggie had already entered his office and was shutting the door behind him. Gabe grabbed and shook Reggie's hand. Reggie eyed Gabe's round, plump body. He licked his lips ever so slightly. "I am Reggie Fils-Aime. I'm about fucking asses and taking dicks." He undid his belt and trousers, letting them fall around his ankles. He wore no underwear, Gabe began salivating as he saw the Haitian man meat swinging between Reggie's legs. Reggie boasted, "It's like an N64 controller; it's made for 3 hands" Gabe's eyes grew big. "I think my dick has been playing Team Fortress 2, because it wants your ass for a hat," Gabe said while removing his own pants. Then Gabe lifted up his sagging stomach showing Reggie his massive valve. "I call it Episode 10, for obvious reasons." "It might be more appropriate to call it Episode 12!" marveled Reggie. "In any case, I hope, unlike 3, that this Episode of actually releases." "Oh it's ready for release," Gabe smirked, "but I'll need you to work on it a bit first." Reggi spun around, sticking his anxious buttocks towards Gabe. "My body is ready"

>>257587610
8mb

The Portal 1 update didn't have new assets either

Remain hopeful brothers

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>>257587921

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>>257587921
THIS MEANS SOMETHING

>>257587610
Also, it had a really cryptic description in the patch notes.
http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/March_1,_2010_Patch_%28Portal%29

The patch notes are probably going to show up soon and be totally normal, I don't think this is the ARG.

GUYS THE GOD DAMN HEAD FROM THE SOURCE INTRO VIDEO STARTED TO TURN, FUCK THAT IS CREEPY

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>yfw gaben changed the ending with portal 2 with the 8-12mb

>>257588207
It's always done that.

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>>257588207
That's not new.

>>257587832
kek'd

>>257588327
>>257588352
Really? Shit. I never noticed until now. I always thought it just jittered.

>mfw with the power of WebMs even the smallest update can be an ARG

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>>257587921
>this one was 12 mb
>holy fucking shit it's actually happening
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c

Found this:
Changed files:
- Dlls, exe
- pak01_dir.vpk (portal2, dlc1 & dlc2)

Guys calm down. Gabe will never release HL3 because it will never live up to expectations. Expectations go higher - HL3 is delayed and remade.

IRL portal technology when?

Literally fuck all opinions and wasting dollarydoos on warfare because space exploration is necessary to survive in the future and it better happen sooner than too late.

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>>257586326
Why are you sperging out over a simple gif?

>>257586480
And why are you giving in to a fucking sperg?

>>257586638
And why are you posting worst girl?

It might just be the updated Oculus drivers since they have to update to be compatible with the DK2

>>257588805
But anon.
>12 mb
>1 + 2 = 3

QUICK IF ANYONE HASN'T UPDATED YET UPLOAD YOUR pak01_dir.vpk FILES SOMEWHERE

WE NEED TO DIFF THIS SHIT

Is there a valve stream?

>>257588805
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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>>257587832

9/10

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mini hype

>>257588592
who's the gman?

VALVE STREAM WHERE PLS?

>>257588373
>reversing HL1 and HL2 pictures

Reminder that HL2 sold only thanks to the hype of the previous game. Its physics would have been labeled "gimmicky" and "not so impressive after Far Cry" had it not been a sequel to a great game.

>>257588962
Nope.

But Gabe will be on stage to give the prize to the winners of ESL One in a few days, which is probably when the Linux version of CSGO will be released, maybe he'll drop some hints. Or crash EA's conference tommorow.

>>257589048
yur e izzart 'Arry!

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Anyone else remember the last big scare?
>Cryptic clues from twitter for surgeon simulator
>Korean
>Language packs released for HL2 at the same time

Then it was all a coincidence. But god damn was it fun, there were some seriously zany connections but it all fit

>>257588592
Still the best

OH FUCK GUYS GO TO THE PART WHERE THE BORIALIS DOCKS IS

>>257589451
OH SHIT HL3 CONFIRMED

>>257589451
You're fucking with us.
Fuck you anon.
Post a screencap.

>>257588934
My PC made an automatic backup of it, I can grab that and see the changes.

>>257589451
*snort*

Screencap, fucko.

>>257589451
I don't believe you
Gib screencap

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>>257588745
according to scientists with current technology we need to have an engine that generates more power than a black hole

>>257589539
do it
what the fuck are you waiting for

>>257589594
>*snort*

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>>257589451
ITS HAPPENING

>>257589451

U gibe screencab heueheueheu

>>257589179
>I was the pastebin manager during the whole thing
>All those discoveries
>Surgeon Sim dev twitter knows people think it's hl3 and proceed to play on it
>It ended up just being surgeon sim announcements
>tfw I spend an entire day playing levels of hl2 in korean trying to find things

>>257589451
HOLY SHIT

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GUYS ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>257589594
*unsheathes potato*

>>257589451
fuck

fuck

>>257589731
Oh you didn't take a screencap either?

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>>257589451

>>257589760
PANIC PANIC PANIC

>>257589760
its happening?

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>>257589760
thats not new.

>>257589760
all lies until proof is posted with pics ingame at borealis ship

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>>257589760

>>257589660
Im doing so now.

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>>257589760

>>257589760
>player
All I can imagine is a giant walking ship holding a crowbar.

>>257586713
>updated localization files

>>257589829
Did you perhaps take a screencap? No?

>main compy is out of commission
>this shit
FUCK going to have to wait it out

>>257589760
>playermodel: borealis
Lol wat.
You're fucking around.

>>257589961
i think he's saying it's been updated

What stream is OP talking about?

link?

MODS STICKY PLZ

>>257590072
He was talking about the Sony stream which was the most likely place for Valve to announce something if they were going to announce anything on a stream at all

But they might as well just do an ARG

>>257589760

what

>>257589760
this is fake
just saying

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>something has changed in portal 2 files
>possibly at the boat
>you know the one

Guys calm down

You're setting yourselves up for massive disappointment

>>257589760
Full of shit.

>>257589659
>generates more power than a black hole

What are the chances of the Fallout franchise becoming reality?

0% or will it be GITS tier instead?

I swear if we humans only use nukes to "Dispute" WWIII I'll do... Very angry unforgettable things to you all that will haunt you for the rest of your life even beyond death.

>>257590072
It started updating when the sony stream got all corrupted and there was weird text in the corner

>>257589760
>playermodel borealis
I'm not falling for this, faggot. That's the startup config thing. That'd set your playermodel to the borealis or something. That'd be insane.

>>257589451
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>257590349
It is insane, anonymous.

Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

>>257590406

I fucking bet, fag

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>>257590341
DID ANYONE SCREENCAP IT
I FORGOT ABOUT THE TEXT FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Stop doing shitty fakes you idiots we already know what files updated

>>257590341
Oh, yeah. For a second I thought we'd have something like the Gman crashing Sony's presentation. But it was just twitch being shit.

I'm at the Borealis dock now (map sp_a3_transition01), there's nothing new.

>>257590543
last updated march 14
>implying

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OH MY GOD. CHECK YOUR DESKTOPS!

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Lots of the files in the bin folder have been updated. The first 2 applications are for making maps as far as I can tell.

>>257590668
Which files were updated?

>>257590660
It was just [email protected] and 1920x1080i@50Hz

>>257590758
So it's just Source 2 map tools compatibility.
Fuck. That actually makes a lot of sense, and it totally derails the hype train.

Someone needs to make a diff to see exactly what was added, modified, and/or removed.

>>257589760
Great. A robot named Borealis that has the best and most advanced aperture science portal technology that GLaDOS can squeeze out of her artificial VJJ's. Just imagine a portal device that does NOT require moon based material to function.

Someone go to where the Boralis should be in Portal 2 now and report back

>>257590660
That was just their broadcasting equipment dying and reboot, you morons

>>257590758
See if the vpk files have been updated

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>>257590756
>get hyped

>>257589760
A playermodel which is a boat ?

Am not on a boat motherfucker, I am the boat

>>257590904
see
>>257590710

>>257590828
HL3 CONFIRMED 1080p 60 FPS
SONY WINS AGAIN

>>257590897
>a portal device that does NOT require moon based material to function.
>click twice and win gun
Yeah, amazing

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>>257582887
HABBENIN' CALLED ON

>>257591059
That's 1080i you faggot

>>257590998
Imagine if this was actually true.
Someone should look at themself through a portal and set him straight.

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>>257589760
There is no "models/player/borealis", faggot.

>>257589451
>>257589528
>That quickly

Valvedrones will believe anything.

>>257591160
NOT YET

>>257590949
Only the directory vpks have been updated.

>>257591160

For you

Could someone just warp to the ending and check out that shit?

>>257587832
>"It's like an N64 controller; it's made for 3 hands"

>>257591412
I went to Borealis dock and re-played through the ending, nothing has changed that I noticed.

Whatever money HL3 would make it pales in comparison from what they make from Assfaggots 2 and Hat Fortress 2 microtransactions and market transactions.

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THE ENDING HAS CHANGED HOLY SHIT

>>257591529
Not even after she throws the companion cube at you? Damn.

OH MY GOD. GO RE-FIGHT GLADOS AT THE END.

WHEN YOU GO TO THE MOON YOU CAN SEE THE BOREALIS IN THE BACKGROUND ON THE MOON!!!

>>257591668
Sure it has pal

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>>257591668
Please stop

>>257591582
Which means they have all the time and money in the world to make whatever they want to make.

Now we just have to hope that this whatever ends up being HL3 at some point.

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>want to reinstall portal 2 after this thread
>12 hours d/l time
kill me

OH SHIT YOU GUYS I JUST PLAYED THROUGH THE ENDING

AFTER CHELL IS KICKED OUT THERE'S A VOICE BEHIND HER THAT SAYS "YES, YOU WILL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OUT HERE... THE REST OF YOUR HALF-LIFE 3!"

CONFIRMED

the portal update was somewhat more intricate than just "NEW ENDING GUYS" if you'll recall

>>257591732
>>257591668

>20 seconds apart

HABEDING

>>257591668
>>257591732
Good one.

>>257591732
>Re-fight glaDOS
>Moon
Nice one, anon

>>257591857
Don't, there's nothing

>>257591160
Oh, my mistake, I forgot to update, sorry guys.

It's still not there though, gullible retards

>>257588327
It did it first in Dota 2

>>257591582
>Whatever money HL3 would make it pales in comparison from what they make from Assfaggots 2 and Hat Fortress 2 microtransactions and market transactions.

You know that isn't true, everyone would buy into the hype, even those who haven't even played half-life, just becouse of the meme.

See: Duke Nukem Forever. And this time we don't talk about a ditched project, HL3 didn't have the studio closed and moneyscuming.

It's a fucking compatibility update that will allow you make maps for it using source2 map editor.

You can all go home now.

>>257591883

>the rest of your half life 3

my fucking sides

The shit posting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

>>257592089
He means it always did that in Portal 2. As in, the patch didn't change shit.

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>implying modern day Valve would do another ARG

The last thing was bread and it was a teaser for their TF2 short.

>>257591732

>GLADOS

top kek, you didn't even play the game

>>257592197
That's pretty neat if you ask me, they're really rolling out source 2 now, should be exciting

>>257591857
>not today satan

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

Valve please, why can't you just add some patch notes.

>>257592197
12 MB isn't nearly enough for that

>>257592342
I do agree, nice to see them keeping their previous stuff up to speed on things.

>>257591883
>the rest of your half-life 3

Help, my sides are deorbiting just now and they are burning

>>257592481
It's the framework in that case then, allowing rest to be put in later.

>>257592458
the hypes, jack, the hypes

>>257589760
FUCK YES

Now I just need to get a PC that can run HL3

My current one is eight years old and probably doesn't work right anymore.

Yo so is there actually a Valve conference I should be looking forward to or something or what?

More co-op cosmetics

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>>257591883
>THE REST OF YOUR HALF-LIFE 3!

God damnit

>>257591883
really? jesus christ

>>257582887
>>257582887

HAPPENING /V/

IT'S HAPPENING

>>257592823
>>257592823
>>257592823
>>257592823

as someone who knows how to mess with the source engine, there's no new files added to the update. just fixes to current DLLs.
>not knowing how to check for downloading files

>>257592758

Not too sure. Bump for interest.

I thought they were attending

>>257592758
Valve has never done a conference to announce stuff.

>>257592842
>tf2 when buying the entire pack for pocket change on the summer sale and then selling them individually for tf2 items
I made cash.

>>257592753
No Anon, source2 will be so dam optimized then even a console could achieve 60fps with it.

>>257592758

No there isnt

>>257592758
No, they just have a booth to show off the steam controller.

>>257591883
hahah, you're the best

>gaben waddles onto stage
>says he wants to talk about half-life 3
>crowd immediately applauds
>gaben says valve has abandoned the half-life series and hl3 will never happen
>crowd boos and starts screaming and throwing things at gaben
>someone pulls out a pistol and shoots gaben
>gaben lies on the ground choking on blood and brings the mic closer to his mouth
>his last words are "just kidding, look...under...your chairs..."
>gaben dies
>everyone in conference finds copies of hl3 under their chairs

wat do

OMG DAWN OF WAR DARK CRUSADE JUST UPDATED QUICK CHECK FOR THREES

You know...
If they really did a radio ARG like last time then I have a feeling that there'd be radios in the old test chambers you revisit, or maybe in the Ratman dens.
>>257593417
We relocate the conference to Europe next time.

>>257593417
Would someone actually try to kill Gaben if he announced they were abandoning Half-Life?

>>257593618
His body would absorb the bullet

>>257593564
Srsly though, check the ratman dens if you really need to check for ARG clues.

>>257593618
probably

>>257593726
he will literally eat lead

>>257593417
>I was gunna say half life 4 eva
>cus I can't say 3, haha
lik dis crie

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>>257591883
>>257591883
>>257591883

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

>>257585912
What does it have to do with Left 4 Dead?

>people thinking portal 2 will actually have any substantial changes

Is Half Life 3 confirmed the most secretly-in-development game of all time?
As in nothing of the game has actually been released, but it's obvious it's in development

>>257593905
>dat terrible text
>dat terrible font
At least try, god dammit.

>>257593905
>DUWANG SUBS.png

>>257593905
Liked, subscribed, called the cops

>>257594014
They learned after the german hacker.

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>>257594106
>h8in

>>257594106
your're are litelarry retarded

>>257594348
Holy fuck balls what kind of fucking subs are those?

>>257593726
He's a big guy.

>>257594695
[DUWANG]

>>257594695
DeadGhoti

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OH GOD OH GOD! WHAT DO I DO! MY SSD DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH ROOM!

WHAT DO I DO!!!!?!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>257594962

>SSD

LEL

>>257594962
delete your porn folder
instant 5gb

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>>257594962
>118gb sdd
>windows 8

>>257595108
>5gb

>>257592897
There were no new files in the Portal update either.

>>257594962
>10gb
holy shit nigga how long ago did you buy that piece of garbage

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>>257595108
>5 gb

>>257595108
>only 5

>>257594962

Delete Gmod. That's half your hard drive there.

>>257586175
>picture that reconfirms it's real, made long after it was "confirmed" to be fake

I can confirm that you're a faget.

>>257595247
>of 120GB.

never go full retard

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>>257595229
>MFW
BACK ON THE HYPE TRAIN
SEARCH IT

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>>257594962

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>>257595108

>5GB

top kek

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>it's been 7 years since HL2 episode 2
>it's been nearly 10 years since HL2

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>>257595108
>mfw I've deleted my Porn folder /s/ folders more than 7 times just for vidya
>At one point I had over 200 gigabytes of pornography Fucking JAV's too damn high these days

My R34 and hentai folders are always there though of course. Mostly pics anyway.

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>>257595561
>suddenly a porn folder size war
I approve of this
>52gb

>>257594962
Just move some files to the recycling bin and restore them later retard

>>257591883
you're pretty good.

>tfw no porn folder
>tfw I find all porn on the internet

My porn folder is approx. 0gb

>>257585912
I bet you're one of those fags who hates portal because people were fucking annoying about it, but you haven't actually played it. You're worse than the people you're mad at m8.

>>257596071
this. Its 2014 anons.

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>>257594358

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>>257595108
>>257595206
>>257595276
>>257595346
>>257595561
>>257595812
>proud of planet-sized porn folders

Not that some sis bad or anything but... seriously, y'all need to find girlfriends or something already.

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>>257593905

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>>257589451
HOLY SHIT

>>257596251

>3DPD ever

Ive been alone for 23 years dont you think ive tryed?

>>257596251
Mine's only 134mb, actually. I just expect different of the average anon here.

>>257596071
>>257596187
>2014
>not experiencing 4k 60fps prolapse porn
step it up tubefags

GUYS CS 1.6 IS UPDATING TOO

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>>257596349

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>>257596349

>>257596251
*some's

God, thanks autocorrect.

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>>257596349

>>257596251
Girlfriend is only 2 gigabytes though

>>257596349
You're fucking me, aren't you.

>>257596251
>he thinks that people stop when you get a girlfriend

>>257596349
That's not new.

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I don't care if there's no announcement this week, this is funny

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>>257596251
only asian stuff

>>257596349
they
they wouldn't...
they wouldn't just tease us like that
it's coming
...
.....
right?

>>257596740

There's only one live preserver and it's leaning against a wall in the game.

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>>257596349
ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT IT FINALLY CAME

>>257584892
You don't.

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>>257596071
>>257596187
>hurr durr internet is everywhere nerds
Please cry to your mom on your iPhone fuckers.

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>>257593783
None in the>>257596349
>>257596474
>>257596554
>>257596569
>>257596672
>>257596740
>>257596783
That's always been there.

>>257596187
>>257596071
But what if you find something really good that you want to save for a future fap?

>>257596349
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT
you can just spawn those in with the console can't you

>Half-Life 1 is updating

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>>257596037
Shit, I need to drop that in /g/ sometime.

it's just Source 2 map tools compatibility, you daft cunts.
it's just Source 2 map tools compatibility, you daft cunts.
it's just Source 2 map tools compatibility, you daft cunts.
it's just Source 2 map tools compatibility, you daft cunts.

>>257596783
No I just saw an easter egg vid on youtube it's always been there

>>257596939
oh.

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>>257596973
thats what I'm thinking

>>257596251
>Money sucking parasites
Nein

>>257596919
oh I'm sorry faggot. Does your can and a string not support internet?

Heyyyy heyyy shhhh *its okay*

>>257596919
Why are you so assmad over how someone watches porn?

fucks sake

>>257596251
Just so you know women usually use poison to kill, or some card sized peashooter that hurts like a bitch while she tries to go for the final killing blow to the head.

Also knives, heavy metallic objects found in the kitchen, rocks, glass, glass shards, broken glass shards, shards of glass broken from broken shards of glass shards, shotguns, a pen, a pencil, pens, pencils, and then there's that russian femdom reverse raper that spikes your first drink with viagra, then ties your dick, then drugs you with a near deadly poisonous sedative and uses your dick as a dildo, then dumps your snoring body in the street, also bottles and very rarely, fire.

So yeah no thanks. Also be careful with nymphomaniacs, they get attached to you, you might as well be dying an unexpected death.

Yes i'm paranoid.

>half-life 1 update

WHAT THE FUCK

HALF LIFE 1 ON SOURCE 2

THOSE LIFE SAVER RINGS HAVE BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE RELEASE. STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID NIGGERS

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>>257595561
>>257596764
I have no shame.

Are we going to be seeing valve at gamescom?

>>257597058
12 MB isn't nearly enough for that
12 MB isn't nearly enough for that
12 MB isn't nearly enough for that
12 MB isn't nearly enough for that

>>257596037
7/10
Subtle enough to be believable but a little over the top.

>>257596251
Fuck off to reddit

>>257584892
Changelogs.
Which means that the changes listed are entirely up to the developers.

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>Robin Williams dies
>Half-Life 3 announced the next day

>>257597375
For the Steam Machines, OS, Controllers and maybe Source 2. Nogaems

>>257596251
You saying that people on here should get girlfriends.

Get out norime, get out now

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>>257596349

>>257596251
>nobody said proud
that projecting

IS HALF LIFE 1 REALLY UPDATING

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>>257597194
I don't want to believe. Not after all of these threads before.

>>257597603
yup

>>257597481
Robin Williams, the guy who made MOTHERFUCKING DOOM.

Guys, what if this update is just new cosmetic items for the Portal 2 multi-player. Get ready to buy more hats and skins.

HALF LIFE 1 IS UPDATING
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53e39bcfa6a92-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype.php
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53e39bcfa6a92-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype.php
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53e39bcfa6a92-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype.php
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53e39bcfa6a92-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype.php
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53e39bcfa6a92-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype.php
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/53e39bcfa6a92-hype-hype-hype-hype-hype.php

>>257597718
wait... then that means
half life 1 + portal 2 = 3
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>have to reinstall portal 2

thanks gabe

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fucking valve

this can't be a coincidence

>every valve game updates
>except hl2
>because they somehow found a way to sneak content into the game without going through steam updating

is half-life 1 updating for anyone else?

>>257597776
http://smutsigbaslina.se/

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>tfw I don't even own Half-Life 1

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>>257597820
HAPPENING BUNKER

>>257597875
No, but all CS and TF:C did

>>257597601
>He's projecting pride in his porn folder by insulting people who have a porn folder.
>People post the size of their porn folder out of shame and not to show off.
Stop trying to help. You sound retarded.

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post yfw this is just an arg for portal 3 and has nothing to do with half life

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>>257596251
I thought about buying one of those sex dolls with an onahole slot, dismantle it and install an small PC in it - Intel R CPUs with the new Iris GPUs are apparently good enough for moderate gaming, and I only need to dissolve 50W TDP or something, should be doable with a 1,8m tall puppet.
The good thing about that is that I could stick my dick in there while plugging her into the TV, so I can simultaneously play DaS2. Maybe I'll map the controller buttons to her bosom, and make her nipples the analogue sticks.
Can you do that with your girlfriend? Yeah, thought so.

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Just like every other thread

>>257598004

I'm sure. Next, you're going to tell me that you've never played super mario world, right?

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>>257598086