This is how your write a black man

>>256331995
kill yourself

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>>256331995
>lee
>black
His obviously chinese ya git

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>>256331995
No, this is.

UAV IS ONLINE

>>256331995

Where is his watermelon and chicken?

In episode one, when he got into the house, he went immediately for the apple instead of the watermelon. Real niggas don't do that.

>>256331995
One sentence.
You had one sentence to type.

Jesus, anon.

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>>256332127
No, THIS is

>>256331995
Being black has nothing to do with why he is a good protagonist.

>>256332504
This. I wish people would stop saying a character is good just because they aren't white.

a black man

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>>256332504
But this IS how you should do it, not the bioware way.

>>256331995
Not really, he should be more dominant and manly, this character is diminish the black male, probably was written by a small dick faggot.

>>256332504

I think that's the point.

so...
make him act like white?

>>256332945
The Bioware way is how you DONT write ANY characters. ever.

>>256331995
But he never ate chicken and never drank grape drank. He also never asked anyone if they wanted to play some B-ball.

>>256332430
I'm sorry, who is he? I can't remember him.

>>256333213
>Acting white means not chimping out

Why is acting like a decent human being a con in the black community?

>>256333213
Yes, that's what any decent black person does.

>>256333417
Because niggers aren't people.

>>256332303

He wouldn't shut up about drinking bourbon out of a child's tea set, though.

>>256331995
MY write a black man?

I guess it's more likely than you think.

Why is /v/ acting ultra edgy today?

>>256333802
4chan as a whole has always been racist against niggers unless its porn where brown is awesome.

>>256333802

Hey tumblr, how's your day?

>>256333949

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

I played the walking dead for an interactive story and loved every minute of it.

>>256332504
Well actually, him being black holds some importance, the story being set in the deep south, and adds subtle undertones without being too weird about it. It adds some drama, and allows the player to fulfill their wish of playing the race card :P

>>256333802
>Edgy
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>256333949

Idiotic post.

>>256334262
Play it again.
Your choice never really matters

>>256334392

I know.

I don't care.

>>256334376
>>256334262
IT'S A JOKE

>>256334392
Oh no! Are you sure? What was I thinking?

>>256334471
Maaaybe.

>>256332504
He's not black, he's "urban".

>>256333213
You're the reason why niggers exist.

>>256331995
By starting him on his way to jail?

>>256331995
shittiest game with the shittiest graffix ever, why!?
Clem is shit

>>256331995
That's more than four words.
Four words is plenty.

>>256332952
> Black people
> Dominant and manly

Do Americans get different niggers than the rest of the world? Black guys (at least Muslims) are pussies and their women are literal blowjob dispensers.

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>>256334804
pretty much

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>>256334287
>That bit where Kenny awkwardly tries to ask if you can do something stereotypically black (cant remember exactly what it was, hotwire a card or something)

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>>256334931
uh
muslims, for the most part aren't black.
that's very edgy sun
don't cut yaself

>>256333213
Before you start with politics, I want to ask you what defines "Acting Black" and "Acting White" and how forcing a character to act a certain way based on ethnicity isn't any worse than not including black characters.

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>>256334931
>Black guys (at least Muslims)

>>256335154
He was like,
Kenny: "hey Lee, you know how to pick a lock, right?"
Lee: "No! Why the hell would you say that?"
Kenny: "Cause you're, y'know... Urban?"

>>256335230
>>256335331

They are in Europe.

>>256333949
I understand it's a troll image, and TWD may have less graphical fidelity but I felt that the art style in the game made it visually more appealing than TLOU.

>>256334931
This >>256335230
Real African black men is manly and athletic and better "equipped" than all the other male (regardless of their race).
You sound like an insecure small dick faggot.

>>256334296
No, everyone definitely put on their /pol/ edgelord hats
>LEL! NIGGERS ARENT PPL! DEY R TEH SLAAAAVES!

This is autism incarnate.

>>256335741
It's not even regular autism
it's RACIST autism

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This is how you write a black man.

>>256331995

> Convicted murderer
> Steals to survive
> Abducts children
> Kills White people

> Is still likeable

Did anyone make this joke yet?

>>256335741

The fuck are babbling about? Everyone on /v/ likes Lee.

>>256336428
yes
we all have

>>256335741
That's not edgy, that's just racist. Even so it's barely anything for someone who's been here for more than a month. Now before you start with greentext and "le" this and "muh" that tell me honestly why this bothers you.

>>256336108

OH NOES

>>256336545

Hey, man. I never claimed to be original or funny.

I can be gratuitously racist sometimes, but I always feel bad after making those kind of troll posts.

>>256336518
It's only the edgiest /v/irgins that hate lee for being black
the type of guy that also goes on /pol/

Feels pretty /pol/ in here

>>256336713

>It's only the edgiest /v/irgins that hate lee for being black

Literally nobody here hates /v/. We just hate niggers/nigger characters for acting trashy and parading it around, unlike Lee.

>>256336713
I like how every time someone says anything that doesn't line up with someone's PC views it's /pol/'s fault.

>>256332952
Don't know what game you played but my version of TWD let me pick "dominant"/"manly" answer options all the time.

>>256336971

*Literally nobody here hates Lee

Shit

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>>256333949
It's not even correct, TDW does story and characters way better, they're hundred times more interesting, not even mentioning that you can make decisions.

However, the big difference is that TLoU gets a ridiculous amount of praise, this is why so many of us hate it. It's fucking ridiculous, it didn't deserve the sales, it didn't deserve the scores and it doesn't deserve the hype.

TWD is some cheap indie game and isn't pretending to be something it isn't.

>>256337392
This. TLoU gameplay is shit, at least The Walking Dead goes full adventure game. Have some covah shootayn, have some shitty casual stealth with braindead enemies and follow NPCs like a dog. Also some "uh, the ladder fell down, I better jump down and pick it up" tier puzzles here and there.

>>256331995
No, that's how you write a good character. Him being black should have no bearing on anything whatsoever.

THAT'S how you do diversity. Women, black, alien, whatever should be well written and fit what's going on.

Pointing out his color breaks that. Who cares? Would he not be well written if he was white?

>>256337392
TLoU go so much praise and shit because sonyggers went all out for their only decent exclusive

>>256337910
It's because of people's urge for diversity and how it ironically makes them the same kind of 'racist assholes' that they want to avoid.

>>256333802
TUMBLR PIGGU GO HOMU!

>>256337910
>No, that's how you write a good character. Him being black should have no bearing on anything whatsoever.
But it does. Him being a black guy in the deep south lends certain racial undertones to certain specific scenes. Its not all his character, or even the most important aspect, but it wouldnt be the exact same story if you made him white or asian by any means

>>256337006
i hope you threatened to kill those cancer patients

after vernon steals your boat, it's so satisfying to replay that part and chimp out on those fuckers

>>256338535
Ironically, he loves Civil War history. So does the Persian they meet in episode 3.

And Lee does get called urban.

>>256331995
>first thing you do is escape from the popo
Indeed.

>>256339181

Technically, he never runs from the cops. The ones he does run from were already killed in some way.

>>256339181
Technically, he escapes from jail, 'cause that's where he was going.

no this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCkQpTug0IQ

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>>256333949
you thought i wouldnt notice didnt you?

>>256340093

Hey man, there's a difference between normal jail and zombie jail. I'm not going to try and kill a bunch of zombie ex-cons by myself.

>>256340404
The jail wasn't yet zombified, I think. Depends on the timeline.

>>256339181
>university professor kills a guy because his wife is a whore
>he's black
>therefore that's why crime

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Blacker Baron is the best black video game character

>>256341283

> Lectures are canceled because of murder

Can you imagine the look on his students' faces?

>>256337392
>TDW does story and characters way better
Yeah no, somewhat they do good characters, but they are all retarded anyways.
Not to mention "Choices" dont mean shit :D

>>256341827
They seem to be heading to full retard land with the latest season.

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>>256337392
>TWD fags are this delusional

>>256342834
you can shitpost all you want, twd is written wonderfully

at least, until season 2 episode 3 happened

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This is how youw rite a black man

>>256341420
Why'd you post a picture of the Black Baron then? He's not even black.

>>256336974
Well yeah, are you new here? If you hold a PC view, you're from Reddit, if you don't you're from /pol/.

>>256331995
nigger please, lee is a fucking orio, he's basically a white guy with black skin and voice.

>>256343756
Nigga, please. That's a gun with a man attached to it.

I don't get it. So it's true that most of blacks are murderers? Just like Lee?

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>>256331995
This is how you write a black man

>>256345786
All I see is a black man being written, not how to do it.

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>>256346482
Alright, this is how you really write a black man.

>>256347406
why doesn't my keyboard look like that????

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>Am...Am I pretty, Anon?

What do?

>>256347406
Oh, cool. It's that easy. ANYONE can do it. Not as impressed with Walking Dead anymore, then.

>>256347617
...

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>>256334725

>Be black
>see this thread
Stay classy /v/.

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>>256348164
Well?

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>>256349065

>>256332945
I had that glitch at the end. Was worried it ruined my save. But I just exited the game and chose continue and left off where I was.

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>>256331995
I couldnt even tell Lee was black without the afro, bald head, or the ghetto words.
Clem is also black....right?

>>256350221
Mother half Korean, father full black.

>>256331995
> Telltale
> writing
7/10

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>>256331995
no, this is how you write a black man
sorry i'm late

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>>256333949

Everytime until you stop posting that shit.

>>256335154

>(cant remember exactly what it was)

Dude it was one of the most memorable parts of the season.

>>256351585
Step it up
>>256345786
>>256347406

>>256331995
That looks more like a drawing to me.