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The majority of reviews says it's shit, even cinemassacre drones admit that its shit
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>>256331023
>Black guy for no fucking reason
Thats the only problem i had with the movie. And it ruined it for me.
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>Forced black best friend
>Shitty acting
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>>256331428
>>256331456
if he was white, would that change your opinion of the movie?
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>>256331526
No, the nerd didn't need anybody to tag along with him.
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its out? where do i watch?
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>>256331428
>>256331456
His wife forced him to "diversify" the movie. James is beta so he gave in.

>>256331526
Hurr durr muh muh EQUALITY. Muh proud black actors. Us white people need to speak for dem!
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>>256331526
Yes. Black people shouldn't be seen in public. If only we seperated them in their own buildings and movies rather than being with us.
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>>256331023
>b-b-but it's meant to be bad
>l-like Sharknado
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>>256331023
After watching the trailer I realised "wow, he is trying way too hard". He should have just make simple funny homemovie in his own house with a bunch of friends.
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>>256331714
Gonna need a source.
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There's negative reviews by fans who shelled out money to see it at comicon at reddit and imdb.
That speaks volumes.
When the co-writer is the glitch gremlin then you have problems
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>>256331714
>Hurr durr muh muh EQUALITY. Muh proud black actors. Us white people need to speak for dem!
what are you even trying to say?

>>256331742
they tried that before 1960's, it didnt work
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My aunt and uncle are taking my 13 year old cousin to New York to see this.
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Quest For The Gamechild > This.
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>>256331742
>Strawman argument.
I'm going to cut you a break kid and let you walk away. Come back when you actually have an argument.
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>>256331854
He's saying diversity for the pure sake of diversity is retarded and racist as fuck.
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>>256331714
you keep posting that in every avgn thread

take your lies back to leddit his wife had 0 input
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>>256331863
Was he even alive when AVGN started?
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>>256331023
>shitty looking movie is shit

Wow, who would have guessed?

Also AVGN is extremely overrated.
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Who would've thought.
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>>256331927
Definitely. At least it didn't require as much money and it was free to the public. Oh yea, it was also funny
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>>256332034
are you actually retarded?
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>/v/ complaining about black guy
>not the GAMUR GURL
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>>256332024
Sweet, well, I'll just assume he was put there purely for the sake of diversity then.

As if anyone who would willingly see the movie would give a flying fuck.
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>>256332028
>married to a SJW
>had 0 input

ok brev
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>>256332024
I concur, it has the possible connotation of being condescending

I doubt no one really thought about this during casting, has to be something people are thing too hard about, it could literally be anyone, he just so happens to be black, unless of course the movie references he's black via dialog or something
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>>256331023
So how long has he been making this film?
And did the best character make into it?
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because the fun is in the actual reviews and his critiques of the games

not the obsessive swearing
not the poop analogies
and certainly not the skits.

this "movie" had no chance of being good
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It's shit for the exact same reasons The Wizard was shit.
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>>256332272
His critiques are just endless swearing and poop analogies though.
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>>256331709
>>256331709
>>256331709
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>115 minutes
For what purpose?
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>People complaining about the black best friend
>Not the token guuuurl gamer
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What is it with internet critics thinking they can make good skits? Don't they get that people only watch them to hear their opinions about vidja/movies and not their stupid OH SO WACKY ADVENTURES.
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>>256332365
not entirely
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The actual review plays over the credits. And it's shit.
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I never expected this movie to be any good when i saw the cast. Quite ironic that a guy that talks about bad games and bad movies all the time, and gives advice on how to make things better all the time, can't produce a halfway decent movie himself.
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>>256332028
>I keep posting it
This is the first thread I've said that. Also, how nu r u? The tweet with his wife saying she was going to diversify his work was all over /v/. Lurk moar faggot.
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>>256332467
there are stupid kids who actually leave them comments like "omg skit was so funny pls do more!"

nostalgia critic and avgn are the worst, but at much as i like redlettermedia, their little skits in the reviews and also half in the bag are awful. i always skip them
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>>256331714

Or maybe he wants to reference 80's movies.
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>>256332532
where did you watch the movie?
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>>256332441
We get it /v/, it's your culture to hate women.
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I thought it wasn't out until September? How are people watching this?
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How many bathroom jokes are in the movie? I quickly got bored with him when 2/3 of his reviews are just him swearing and than literally shitting on the game or whatever. I never understood why people love him so much. His other reviews are much better in my opinion.
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>>256332646
>redlettermedia skits
>Bad
Pick one
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>>256332816
It aired in theaters
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Might want to stop spreading disinfo OP.
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>>256332767
And it's your culture to be a fat unlovable monster.
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>>256332672
>casting a black person as a co-star is an 80's reference

You are literally retarded.
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>>256331526
Being serious no. I'm just pretending to be racist. Unless it was Mike Nerd is solo as fuck, doesn't roll with anyone.
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>>256332896
>imdb
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>>256331023
Good movie, funny stuff.
Two female characters killed it. Black sidekick was such a shitty actor that shitpickle would do better.
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>>256332767
>I must rush to aid of defenseless maidens!
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>>256332040
getting btfo
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>>256332896
>IMDB
>2 user reviews

WE DID IT AVGN BROS! Best movie of all time! We made it happen!
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James is a fragile old man with a wife and responsibilities, I really don't want this film to crash and burn because he has a lot of passion for cinematography, but at the same time I hope it's not too successful and prompts him to do more AVGN stuff, it's getting unbearably bad.
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this reminds me to nostalgia critic & shitty circlejerks cringeworth movies

those are the absolute nadir of cinematography
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> not a single link is posted
> everyone just eats it right up because they desperately want it to be true

/v/
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>>256332767
How do i hate women when i jerk off to sexy porno?
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I just got back from an early screening of Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie starring James Rolfe. Three words: hella f*cking epic.

I went with some friends and I don't think we went more than 10 seconds without busting up laughing. I mean what can I say about the James Rolfe that already hasn't? He's a comedic god.

The supporting cast holds their own though: it's got the incomparable Jeremy Suarez, the lovely and talented Sarah Glendening and Doug Walker, the pundit from my favorite show, Nostalgia Critic.

This is, without a doubt, my favorite movie of the year (and arguably one of the funniest comedies of all time) so I highly suggest you and some friends go out and see it when it comes out to a theater near you.
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AVGN sucks in general, so yeah
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>>256332896
8.3 8.3 8.3 8.3 8.3
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>>256332896
>believing the IMDB rating on someone with a pre-established fanbase of loyalist children
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Who is this qt with the glasses?
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>>256333305
>Three words: hella f*cking epic
loving
every
laugh
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>>256333027
>>256333198
lel whatever m8s.
The whole internet seems to like it.

/v/ are just buttmad fags as usual.
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>>256333230
>this reminds me to nostalgia critic & shitty circlejerks cringeworth movies
One of the nostalgiacritic staff died while filming the avgn movie ironically
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>>256331023
>niggers and lolXDsorandom gamer grrl put in cos of his feminazi wife

yeah nah
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You wanna know why it's shit?

>James is passionate about film and is a decent director, but he cannot act for shit
>Young, hip "disney channel sidekicks" for no fucking reason
>Terrible terrible jokes such as "oh for the love of pong"
>AVGN should have ended a LONG time ago
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What I dont get is how james could fuck this up so much. He reviews movies and should know what kind of shit cramps the script and flaws the movie
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>>256333557

We already know why it's shit. Because of his SJW wife.
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>>256333557
>for no fucking reason
There is a reason.
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>>256333513

>ironically

inigomontoya.webm.exe
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Someone needs to stream this so we can watch it together just like those Nostalgia Critic movies.
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wow amazed this actually happened
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>>256331526
If he was Mike it might. The real problem is that AVGN shouldn't have ANYONE with him. He usually doesn't in the show, and shouldn't here.
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guy is following his life dream of making a movie. why you guys gotta shit on him?
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>>256333209
It needs to fail. James has been in dire need of a reality check for quite some time now.
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>Gamer gurl
>Nigger
>Not Justin and Mike
What the fuck was he thinking
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>>256331526
No. He was a shitty actor.
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>>256333778
Please, enlighten me then.
Tell me why the Angry Video Game Nerd, a middle aged balding basement dweller, is hanging out with two teenagers.
Please tell me why they were written into the film.
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bad enough for two side by side threads
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>>256333252
>I don't like /v/
>but I still post here lol
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>>256332845
ill pick both thank you.

theyre god awful and you know it
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so, does anyone have a link for this?
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>>256331023
>>256331428
>>256331526
The only companion James should have is the singer dude who's always with him.
I've never seen this guy, why am I supposed to pretending it's okay and totally expected? It's like watching a Zelda movie, seeing everything you expected from the games (Ganon, rupees, Zoras, Gorons), then suddenly it introduces Link's sidekick named Bob "who was ALWAYS in the series, how dare you not remember him".
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>it's shit

And I wouldn't have it any other way, can't fucking wait.
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>>256334160
Wife.
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>>256331526
I feel like if he needed buddies, he should have had his real friends there. Mike is in a lot of his videos and supervised by James, he's not so bad. Kyle Justin too would have worked. The problem is less he's black in my mind and more "we need friends for the nerd that have never appeared and are written purely to diversify the film"
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>James decides to make a movie about the AVGN character so that he can get a leg up into the film industry
>Probably planned on retiring the character afterwards and working on horror movies
>tfw this bombs and he will never work again
>He'll always be known as that guy who made the shitty SJW movie
TOP CAKE
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>>256334032
Well as my high school guidance counselor once said to me, some dreams deserve to die.
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>>256333897
/v/ watched those things together?

shit i always miss out on the fun things
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>>256334032
>guy is following his life dream of making a movie. why you guys gotta shit on him?
Because james is a fucking idiot.
Instead of making the balls to the wall movie he ever wanted to do he started to compromise his vision by introducing all kinds of washed up idiots like kevin finn to help him tone it down for the general population or some shit.
Now the movie is the crappy abortion of 100 cooks who had to spoil the soup
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>>256334373
>shitty SJW movie
What was sjw about it?
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>>256334291
Wouldn't even have minded Mike.
The result would probably not have been worse.
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>>256331023
Where can I watch this movie online?
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>>256331023

james wants to kill avgn, especially considering that he's married with a kid now

honestly, I'm just happy he did it. It'll be fucking terrible but it will have a clean end unlike douge and le nostalgia critic
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>>256334236
At what point was that implied
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>>256334525
He supports equal opportunities.
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>>256334247
Nope. Pick one.
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>>256334291
Mike & Bootsy would do good sidekicks since people are used to see them in the videos.
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The black friend thing is hillarious because having minority burger king kids club sidecharacters is usually a thing studio executives push onto people making films AGAINST their will.
James had the oportunity to make a movie without studio interference and then he went out of his way to cram all that shit into it that self funded movies wont have to do in the first place because they got no suit breathing down their neck
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>>256334525
Dumping the actual AVGN supporting cast for random chucklefuck minorities
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>>256334469

Someone streamed all of them back to back. It was an afternoon full of laughter and cringe. Those movies were fucking terrible.
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>>256334032

Because he gave in to SJW pressure, dooming the entire project because he's too beta to say no to his worthless nigger-loving cunt of a wife.
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>>256334032
>guy is following his life dream of making a movie
>instead of making something original, he has to make a movie for a character he's clearly tired of
also, just because making a movie was his dream doesn't mean it's flawless
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>>256334525
inclusion of diverse token characters who have never showed up in the original series.
if the movie isn't supposed to follow the series, why does it have the same name?
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>>256334340
Is there any evidence to this?
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>>256334593

>NC

I thought doug killed it when he started demo reel. What's he doing now? He's still doing NC?
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The movie's out? The movie got made? Fuck I feel out of the loop.

How does it compare to say...Ashens and the Quest For The Gamechild? Because I thought Gamechild was sort of naff but largely inoffensive.
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>>256331023
Where is the source OP
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>>256331023
It's out?
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>>256334124

Who the fuck is Mike?
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>>256334793

QFTG is far, FAR superior in my opinion. The AVGN film is pretty bad (not tgwtg bad, but bad) and is only enjoyable if you want to see what doug was up to for the past few years.
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>>256334769
Watch the video logs he did about his video.

You can clearly see the transition. It goes from 'I am picking the cast, everything and finding the right people to act' to 'We picked those people'

James also looks unpleased.
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>>256334792
He went back to NC after demo reel failed and he used all his money to buy a warehouse film studio.
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>>256331428

This.

and
>>256331526
Yes
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>>256334473
This. He didn't even use the original script. He was forced to make comprimises.
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>>256331023
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>>256331750

>Sharknado
>bad

plz go.
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>>256334792

Demo Reel wasn't very good and consequently flopped and lost the guy a bunch of money, so he fell back on NC as a reliable cash cow.
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>>256335010
Everyone who has had any job have to make 'comprimises'
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>>256334792
What aren't we doing again....?
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>>256335130
I live off of b-movie schlock, and let me tell you Sharknado was one of the most soulless movies I have ever seen.

Asylum, not even once.
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>>256334940

>doug

fuck meant james
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>>256334593
I don't know about you guys, but I think that girl that he recently hired to be on the NC is fucking beautiful.
I think she quit though.
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>>256334525

Some random nigger and bitch are suddenly the Nerd's companions, not Mike or Kyle or anyone who actually appeared in any AVGN episodes. Solely to please his SJW wife who demanded he diversify the cast.
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>>256335279
its genre movie for people who dont watch genre movie
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>>256335130
an hero
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>>256333509
AVGN has been really bad lately so people are skeptical.

When can I watch it online?
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>>256335264
He didnt have proper investors or shareholders, he could have made the movie exactly how he wanted
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>>256335138

shit really? I know there are /tgwtg/ threads on /tv/ but I don't bother to lurk. All I know is that doug was on the hook for $50,000 and started a kickstarter for a gameshow that flopped. Also something involving getting rejected by PBS too
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>>256332767
Go back to /co/ faggot
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>>256334793
>Ashens and the Quest For The Gamechild

Is that worth watching?
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>>256335319
>Solely to please his SJW wife who demanded he diversify the cast.
Does anyone have a source on this? It sounds likely, but still
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>>256335264
>Everyone who has had any job have to make 'comprimises'
That's the point you fucking mongoloid assclown. He was his own boss here and in one of the rare situation where he had to make no compromises and just could've made THE movie he always wanted to do.
Then he got scared and had other people walk all over him and decide for him what movie to do
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>>256335546
We don't need sources for SJW shit. It's a given.
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>>256335391
It will release digital once all screenings ends I think.
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>>256331023
The real question here is how mad was mike matei when he didn't make it in the movie
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>>256331023
I was sure it will be shit, they always are. I just want more reviews where he talks about games and not does some stupid shit
>omg the game character visited my house
fuck this shit
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>>256335624
When will the screenings end?
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>>256335686
That's good to hear
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>>256335130
>le epic bad movie xD
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>>256335615
>We don't need sources for SJW shit
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>>256335686
Mike is production guy. He can't act for shit.
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>>256335505

I enjoyed it at least.
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>>256335403
This. James had something much worse looming over his head. a crazy feminist wife.
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>>256335505

Sort of naff but largely inoffensive.

Enjoyment is going to be very heavily contingent on how much you watch Ashen's videos as is because a good chunk of the jokes are referential to the source material rather than more general stuff. Even then it's kinda just an okay movie.

I didn't cringe myself into a singularity watching it, I laughed a couple of times but it's not all solid gold. 8.8
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>>256335546
>Does anyone have a source on this? It sounds likely, but still

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mrs+nerd+speaks

>The second thing that has become apparent recently is the lack of diversity on Cinemassacre. In its beginnings it was James and only James, so diversity wasn’t an issue, but now as the site expands to include new shows like OverAnalyzers, Mi

She also was behind that abortion overanalyzers, if anyone can remember
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>>256335264
>hurr things will always go bad because reasons, I've just read about Murphy's Law guys, it's so funny
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>>256334697
I kek'd at the burger king kidz club
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>>256335686
Mike made that Inspector Gadget video around the time James was working on the movie.
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>>256335817
>He can't act for shit.
So he'd fit right in with the cast then

>>256335893
Thanks
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>>256335319
>>256335546

iirc I wasn't so much his wife, but when filming began doug hired a token nigger too so I think james thought that he had to do similar

>>256335615

>we don't need sources for things it's a given because I say so

sauce is always required
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>>256335686
mike and guitar guy make cameos
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So when are you guys going to stream this movie so we all can watch it at the same time.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2123146/

8.3
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James needs to stop. He needed to stop six, maybe seven years ago. Most of his original fans have grown up and moved on, he's married and he's getting old and all of that shows. It's time for him to hang up the pocket protector, stop trying to hang on to the "golden years" of the '80s, and step into the real world.
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>>256331023

Niggers and Jews. Badnews.
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>>256336019
>>256335806
Are you with us or against us?
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>>256336085

people who liked this also liked:

the nostalgia critic (2007 TV series)
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2123146/board/thread/232835781

>Mike Matei gets naked in a long scene and opens his nut bag with a drill it's very graphic and pieces of his nut flesh and blood is everywhere.. oh I couldn't finish the movie in the screening I had to walk out.

Who of you faggots was this?
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>>256336020
>guitar guy
Kyle Justin?
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>>256333305
>Doug Walker
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>>256336085
Mah nigga Lloyd Kaufman and bernie mac kid made it in the movie? Awww shit.
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i was wondering why game-related people have such feminazi sjw type wives or girlfriends, but it makes sense.

the only people who would like fat ugly slobs like james or doug or egoraptor are ugly women who have been rejected by enough men to be driven to the point of "muh feminism" like all feminists, and the guys are such losers desperate for pussy that theyll give in to whatever theyre told to do by their wives/gfs
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>>256336131
stop
no matter how logical or obvious an argument sounds, without evidence it boils down to shitposting
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>>256336086

he is stopping, from my understanding this is the last "avgn" thing he's doing. It's just that production/post production took a long fucking time. His normal reviews (board james and his film reviews) are pretty good and not filled with retarded skits
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>>256336657

Why even bother posting obvious bait like this?
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>>256336575

No, she just has FAS and is a control freak.
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>>256336745
>/v/ is one person
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>>256336657

nobody really hates avgn, most of the hate is directed at doug now
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>Everyone blaming his wife for the SJW shit
While I'm sure she had a hand in it I would bet money that Douge also had a part to play in this.

>He helped with casting for the movie
>He hired a black person for Demo Reel just for diversity
>He makes his living off pandering
It all makes sense if you think about it.
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>>256336608
everyone knows its bad.

im not arguing with you. im insulting you for jumping on the bandwagon for this movie just because everyone else decided to when there have been plenty of asylum movies already

your actions are far more "meme" like than anyone elses here
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>>256336745
>Persona
>obscure weeb as fuck game hardcore RPG
>implying this shit is mainstream

ok
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>>256336102
nice one
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Is doug walker really in this movie? Please tell me he isnt
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>>256336825

by the way, what the fuck is up with maniac expression? I try lurking there but I just do not understand it, it's like tumblr and channel awesome but with actual retards
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>>256336909
Plenty of normalfags in my University friends group love the shit out of it.

Its not obscure at all. Its like saying Jojo is obscure.
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>>256336909
>persona
>hardcore

Kek
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>>256336341
they've got enough money and popularity to not be considered "losers".
it might have more to do with the wish to "adapt" each other in a relationship
>This guy is cool, famous and all, but he should think about other things sometimes.
>Hey, she might not like what I do, but she'll eventually become tolerant.
won't happen, it's always a game of manipulation until someone either breaks up or gives up on their personal interests.
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>>256337063

Jojo is obscure.
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Can he create a better movie?
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>>256337063
persona and jojo are relatively obscure. just because we know it doesnt mean most people do.

most people just flock to zelda, final fantasy, kindom hearts, street fighter and smash brothers
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>>256337160
yes
and it better have ghost hunting in it
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How much did this movie make to produce this crap?
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>>256337063

Jojo is not exactly mainstream outside of Japan, now is it? Acquire some perspective man.
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SJW and male feminists are just permavirgin betas who think they will finally be allowed to touch a vagina if they just white knight hard enough.
It will never work out, but they see it as literally their only way of getting laid EVER
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>AVGN makes a movie
>crowdfunds it
>backers don't get copies or anything
>it takes forever to come out
>its shit

>Ashen makes a movie
>crowdfunds it
>its free to watch and backers get exclusive content
>comes out in a decent time
>it's not great, but not horrible
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>>256337160

He can certainly make a funnier one.
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>>256337112
except they really arnt all that rich and they met these girls before their internet fame and money came to be
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>>256337256
gorillion dollarinos
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The real question is when is Motherfucker Mike going to make Minecraft With Gadget - The Movie?
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>>256337160
Can you actually believe this faggot is still making videos? His new stuff is literally triple the cringe. Seriously go to his channel. His sense of humor is at about a 1st grade level and all of his videos get completely shit on but he keeps doing it for some reason.
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>>256334247
They have intentionally hammy acting, cheap, campy effects,plot inconsistencies, and dialogue that points many of these things out. In a sense, they are bad, but they are obviously meant for the sort of people who like watching crappy b and c grade films because they are cinephiles. Why do you think they have the Best of the Worst segment? Because its probable that an avid film watcher has interest in alternative cinema.
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>>256334032
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>>256337139
>>256337224
>>256337271
>Jojo

In North America? Not at all. Especially in the last year with Part 3's anime airing. Its popularity exploded.
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>>256337063
>in my University
Guess what? There are other universities.
And cities. And countries.
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>>256337160
I love how Irate Gamer's mom would be in the comment section defending him. She would reply to all the rude comments.
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So when are we going to grab some popcorn and watch this movie together guys?
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>>256335794

This. I'm tired of libtard shitheads and their "ironically bad" indie b-movies with "le epic win titles XD".
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It turns out that making videos where you suck at games and make creative swears doesn't make you good at movie making.
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>>256337441
Before the anime, you could argue JoJo was obscure, now it's mainstream as fuck.
>Part 4 will eventually be mainstream
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>>256337531
I'm already organizing it, but you're not invited.
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>>256337451
>normalfags
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>>256337612
then stop paying attention to them

are you fucking autistic or something?
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>>256337434
I'd fuck her.
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>>256336909
>obscure as fuck
it's becoming so popular that it has outgrown the franchise.
SMT is now an obscure game series while Persona is some kind of Final Fantasy with demons and waifus everybody knows about.
Persona 3 and 4 alone have more sequels / adaptations and shit than the mainline MegaTen games.
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>All these random deleted posts
Mods are at it again
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>>256337724
You were born a normalfag and still are.
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>>256337697
o-okay
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>>256336916

t-thanks.
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>>256336909
>Persona
>Obscure
THIS is obscure.
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>>256337808
I'm just kidding bro. You can bring us some popcorn then go away, you're not cool enough to stick around
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>>256337847
>not Mike WazOWski.gif
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>>256337434
why did she get slim after the kid started studying?
has the dream catcher worked on her too to stop eating or the kid started banging her to burn all that fat
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>>256337758
They are watching us. RUNNNN
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You saw the trailer and expected it to be good?

What the fuck man
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>>256336909
I agree with this anon.
Persona is obscure, but then again here in Puerto Rico the only video games people talk about are Shooters. Anime in general is obscure here.
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>>256334385
Your guidance counselor was dead inside.
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Didnt he beat his wife and now shares custody over his kid?
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>>256337692
That's exactly what I'm saying.

The first I ever heard of Jojo was like two years ago, even though its been running for like +30 years and its popular as fuck in Japan. But now everyone who is even slightly interested in anime has heard about it.
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>>256334719
let's do it again
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>Shoehorning in a black guy and a NERD GRILL XD
>Not just using mike and guitar guy
this is where it failed the most
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When is Mark going to make a movie?

He gives just about everything a positive review, so it should be happy and whimsical like a Studio Ghibli film.
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>>256338260
Diversity my friend.
They can't all be white males.
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>>256334907
MOTHERFUCKER MIKE
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>>256338324
who?
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>>256338324
nobody cares about this jew.
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>>256338324
>like a Studio Ghibli film.
Toshio Suzuki has announced the closure of Studio Ghibli.: http://oh-totoro.com/post/93700803450/studio-ghibli-announces-closure-toshio-suzuki
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>>256338380
guitar guy looks mexican
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>>256334792
>>256334593
>That fucking Spoony and Linkara crossover again
Jesus that was awkward
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>>256338324
>Studio Ghibli
Too bad Studio Ghibli won't be making anymore movies.
They're closing doors.
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Is anyone actually surprised it is shit after the trailer came out? The acting was just too terrible, statistically there was no way the story or anything could make up for it. I never really got into these Internet personalities but he should at least know his ceiling as far as fans go.
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>>256338404

The Classic Game Room guy.
He's pretty cool I guess.
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>>256338106
Fuck you, I'm now imagining him going into one of those angry nerd rages where he beats up one of the guest, but with his wife.
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>>256336516
Come on those were great
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>>256338454
>>256338476
I thought that it was just speculation ;_;

Has the story changed since this morning?
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>>256338517
When is DSP the movie coming out guys
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I heard the ET review at the end of the movie is good and like a classic AVGN review
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>>256335379
rofl he takes it so nervously.
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>>256338643
Yeah, ghibli is ded now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-LfKbCR0MI

>yfw this is better than the movie
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>>256338654
>OH WOW, I MADE A MOVIE AND IT'S NOT MAKING ANY MONEY, FUCKING BUGGED REVENUE MECHANICS
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>>256338697
The review doesnt even use original footage because james was afraid of copyright laws
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Ghibli movies have sucked since Mononoke, less shit for toonamifags to gush about
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>>256338853
>GameGrumps
>better than anything
lol
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>>256338643
>I thought that it was just speculation ;_;
It was on the fucking news.
And yes, I suppose. They're actually dead now.
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>>256333557
>"disney channel sidekicks"
THHISSSS WHY
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>>256337879
Persona 1 isn't obscure anon
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>>256338654
Sadly, a DSP movie would probably be 10x more entertaining Jame's movie.
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>>256332896
>2 reviews
>Implying it's not James and Kevin
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>>256338654
What the fuck would it even be called?
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>'' its all too clear that this site is a caucasion sausage fest. While I can’t help to add any ethnic diversity, I can bring a female perspective to things that I think all 10 of the female viewers will appreciate.''

Why hadn't I read this shit before, she went full feminazi there, as if the AVGN needed diversity to be good.
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>>256338953

Better than that shitty ass movie
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Is there a DVDrip yet?
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>>256339101
WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE A MOVIE
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>>256337406
i know their skits are intentionally campy and meant to be parodies but i just dont find them to be good or funny parodies

as a whole theyve gone downhill a bit recently.
i mean i guess they can only say the same things about good or bad movies so many times. like they didnt even review the new transformers movie really. i think theyre running out of gas
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>>256339101
DarkSydeFilm
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>>256339101
>365 days

it would be the time he put to end a game
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>>256338887
>having to carry a camera around to film
WOOOOW
why can't people just show up here and see me acting
REALLY? EDITING? look at this artificial lengthening of work
making a film isn't challenging, just annoying
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Maybe if the movie was more diverse it wouldn't have flopped.
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>>256338654
I would watch and pay for it.
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>>256339115
> I can bring a female perspective to things that I think all 10 of the female viewers will appreciate

Doesn't that sound like a joke to you?
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>>256339332
yeah no trans people were portrayed in the movie
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>>256339430
Want to hear a real joke?
AVGN the Movie
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>>256339308
IM FILMING FUCKING 24 FPS LAG THIS IS BULLSHIT
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>>256333509

>reddit
>implying that place ever stops circlejerking the same opinion to criticizes anything for a second
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>>256331023
It's supposed to be shit.
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>>256339516

But I thought that movie wasn't funny.
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>>256336909
H e e H o
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>>256339430
It means "I have very little respect for this product and I think the vast majority of the people who care about it are scum but in spite of, or maybe because of that, I'm going to ruin it anyway"
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>people being this assblasted because some people use more images than one
>actually trying to enforce "the one image rule"
>really seriously rating posts on that rule only, instead of just not caring
>people actually care this much

Oh wow you people AYYYYYYYYY LMMMMAAAOOOOOO
You really are some of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA

And above all ayy lmao
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>>256339387
You're a disgusting, vile human being.
>>
people were expecting this to be good?
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>>256337879
>smt 1
>obscure
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>>256339804
ayy
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>>256339804
Nice tumblr meme
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>>256339101
A bugged life.
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>>256340058
>wow thats totally not obscure
>I know waaay more obscure things than that

"Spot the hipster" is so easy
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>>256340058
PCE "version" is... different
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>>256339880
Please punish me~
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>>256339101
How to deal with an autistic child: the documentary
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>>256340140
>don't like something somebody said
>HAH I'll just say he comes from Tumblr and then I'll be so much better accepted than him

You people are ayy LLLMMMMAOOO
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On the topic of video game themed movies, did anyone see that Ashens gamechild movie on YouTube? I thought it was alright but the Chef excellence actor made it so much worse than it could've been.
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>The majority of reviews says it's shit
[Citation needed]

>even cinemassacre drones admit that its shit
[Citation needed]
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>>256340348
>le gay maymay
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>>256339256
This and only this
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>>256340434
Nice tumblr meme
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>>256332896
>8.3

top nerd
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I think threads like this are started because OPs are jealous of AVGN. Since he got to do what they dreamed of, So they feel the need to constantly shit on everything he does.
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>>256340574
>I'll just keep saying he's from tumblr, that'll get me some rep!!!!

You are beyond pathetic
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>>256340792
Nice asspain
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Are The Gamers and The Gamers Dorkness Rising the only good "nerd" movies?

Why must all the others be so horribly unfunny and lacking in self awareness.
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>>256340792
It's at tumblr meme, he said it's nice, and you got ass blasted. And you call him pathetic.
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>>256340927
Nice ayylmao
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>>256340792
>maddest post on /v/
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>>256331927
You getting the Blu Ray?
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>>256340348
Fuck off dickhead.
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>>256341002
You are pathetic for joining in this shitflinging contest
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>>256340792
so mad
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>>256338476
well they had a good run
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>>256341076
>ayylmaoest post on /v/
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>>256340452
>Dan made it worse
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>>256341196
>haha hes so mad look guys amidoinrite
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>>256331023
Who is saying its bad exactly? please provide link to said comments, I'm interested. Same for the majority of reviews thing
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It was shit because they tried to make a movie out of a web series. There's a specific format AVGN works in, and it's not strong enough to carry an hour and thirty minutes of actual plot. It's the same reason Kickassia and the other Nostalgia Critic movies I've forgotten about were shit.

The only difference is that Rolfe is an okay person but Doug's got his head shoved up his ass.
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>>256341184
I wasn't shit flinging, I only stated the facts.
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>>256341295
Nice tumblr meme
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>>256339223
I haven't watched the latest episodes, but I think one of the problems is in-depth discussions about movies in a medium where a lot of things are the same. You occasionally get something different, but in the end you are basically reviewing the same schlocky-dumb-action-movie, schlocky-dumb-action-movie-with-surprisingly-good-writing, schlocky-horror-movie, etc. So in the end a lot of it end up sounding the same. Certainly it doesn't help that Mike and Jay are fairly superficial reviewers that appeal to a somewhat casual movie-going audience.

I never found the skit bits super entertaining either, and they never held the same interest as the original Plinketts with Mike in terms of comedy, but the silly irreverence is enough to be somewhat entertaining, for me anyway.
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>>256339804
>>256340434
>>256340792
>>256341407
>>256341489
>expecting rational discussion on /v/
you are making things worse.
go do something else, you're clearly not enjoying your time here
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Mods are SJWshits
>>
>Implying Mike can act for a whole movie
>Implying Justin can too
>Implying the shit quality of AVGN videos made into a full 90 minute movie was that easy.

He did the best with what he had. He has studied this shit and I think he did the best he could with what he had. I still question the choice in supporting cast. Seems to be more of a SJW pleaser than an actual production decision.
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ITT: People who didnt see the movie
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>>256341832
The movie is 115 minutes
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>>256338476
Finally, last movie was such shit
That's what they get for hiring western artists
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>>256339387
>DSP will never burp on your face in 1080p and 60FPS
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>>256341950
>That's what they get for hiring western artists
They did?
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>>256340965
Dorkness rising is a really cringey film though. The acting is awful, and only really does a decent job of showing how there's a lot of drama bullshit in pnp rpgs. Also lens flares as special effects are terrible. Please stop this forever.
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>>256341893
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2123146/board/thread/232762930
The fanboys already say its underwhelming
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>>256342061
>WOOOOOOOW my cock is too big for his ass, fucking bugged anal mechanics
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>>256335279
Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies was pretty good
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There's only one good movie about gamers
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>>256342165
The only awkward thing was the shitty romance. Everything else was fun, but that could be cause I was the target audience and I experienced all the stuff that happened.
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>>256342296
>you'll never see DSP chode
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>>256340452
I thought it was terrible, everything Ashens does that isn't his standard thing is terrible
>>
So we streaming it when it gets a digital release next month?
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>>256342791

>You now remember that "The Proxy" thing that Ashens did that has since been removed from youtube

Literally the worst thing I've ever seen. The viewer drop off from episode 1 to episode 2 through to the final episode was astronomical
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>>256337387
I had to dig through hundreds of videos of him at E3 2014 and discussing Skylanders to actually find a video where he reviewed a game.

It was Die Hard on the NES.
>tfw the nerd reviewed this years ago
>tfw un-ironic shitty special effects
>tfw he needs to explain die hard the movie
>tfw nitpicking the game because he starts off on the top story of the skyscraper "without explanation"
>tfx faux-rage and cringeworthy dialogue
>>
Everything wrong with this movie stems from the script being complete garbage. It was something James and his film school buddy wrote back in 2007 when they weren't even being serious about the idea.

If they actually wanted to go through with it, they should have hired an actual writer to work with them and get a good script together based on their initial concept of ET. Of course I think they would have been better off just not making it at all, The Nerd is barely tolerable as a character in short videos.
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>>256331526
I don't even know who he is. Why isn't it the singer guy that's always with him?
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>>256343173
Rev it up anon.
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>>256343470
It's still on the Multiverse.

I didn't like it simply because it was pure Asus shill material. On that topic, does anyone find it annoying that Ashens' new videos have the TTS voice say "subscribe"?
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>>256343470
That was pretty shitty, but Back Space was way worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN-I2P7BRVw
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>>256343914

More annoyed that Dan seems to be in every fucking video he does now
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>>256331023
It sucking fucks and it fucking sucks
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>>256344259
I don't mind Dan, but Guksack is where he belongs. The tat review format doesn't really work well with him.
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>>256332365
Have you seen his earlier reviews?
The swearing/poop analogies and actual critique were balanced.
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>>256337139
>>256337224
>>256337271


Jojo isný obscure, well in the US it kinda is, but its super big in japan, and i know its pretty big in same places in Europe.
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>>256334032
Ed Wood?
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>>256337387
That video he made where he plays silver surfer and he flies into the tv with all those awful green screen effects had me in tears hardest I've laughed in a while
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>>256331714
>his wife forced him

Source?
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>>256331824
But if James uses a co writer in the regular Nerd Episodes is always Mike. And you all know how good Mike is in front of the camera, specially when james is not with him
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>>256335010
>He didn't even use the original script
sauce on that? i didn't keep up with the filming vlogs and i sure as hell didn't watch this movie.
>>
>AVGN movie isn't about him leaving his basement and going crazy over the state of the video game industry now
>/v/ instead bitches about "muh diversity" and "acting" in a AVGN related piece

Get your fucking act together /v/ he essentially turned a script for a 10 minute review into almost a 2 hour feature length film.
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>>256332767
It's our culture to hate THESE women. And we also like to hate tacked on bad arquetypes, That character has both
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>>256344259
Holy shit this he just won't go away I hate it too because even if you complain about it I'm sure they just brush it off as WOW THOSE FILTHY TROLLS OMG STOP TROLLING like no one is asking him to stop being friends with him but stop putting him in your videos fuck
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>>256339647

So it's basically /v/ for people who like things?
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>>256346505
The problem is that mike, as shit as he is, is still a billion times funnier than that glitch gremlin sperglord
>>
AVGN hasn't been relevant in years.

Fuck off.
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>>256331023
AVGN has always been mildly funny at best.

His best stuff is when he digs into gaming lore and history and talks about uncommon gems and interesting bullshit. Like that episode with the Atari game where if you beat it you could win actual treasure. That's really fucking fascinating.

Any time his retard friends get involved though it's usually a recipe for disaster.
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>>256333705
What did you expect? He likes campy shit. Look at all his movies. The Avgn movie is just as campy as these, but with a bigger budget
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>>256338324

who?
>>
>>256336813
/v/ is two people

me and you

and we just keep arguing

forever

or until Half Life 3 comes out, whichever comes first
>>
I don't know what people see in James. He has the personality of a brick and relies on reusing the same jokes over and over again.
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>>256334907
Inspector Gadget official voice actor
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>>256334792
He went back to NC. Reviewed some actual nostalgic movies. and now is just reviewing recent movies. Is not even nostalgic anymore
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>>256335312
I doubt you are talking about the one that is in the newer epidodes. She is not as beautiful as the one that left recently. Atleast her acting is not so terrible
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>>256335624
He didn't want to be in the movie. And after all these videos he made when James wasn't there to contain his insanity, i agree with him
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>>256335279
I'm glad I'm not the only one to feel that way

My friends made me watch it with them because they know I like B-movies and I was pissed at how the moving was trying so hard to be bad that it was terrible

A real B-movie is trying to be good and manages to be so bad that its good like Pet Sematary 2
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>>256336828
Well... Watch in TGWTG in specials i think it is. Doug was interviewing participants in the staff selection. I don't know if he selected the participants but he was there for sure
>>
It's always been shit. I don't get how people enjoy the AVGN all he does is curse and his acting is legit cringe material.
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>>256336978
I think he isn't. But Im sure he was involved in the staff selection. He was in the staff selection making interviews. Posted the video in his site
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How is this thread not deleted yet?

This has nothing to do with video games.
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Will it do better than the Rooster Teeth movie?

I really hope that bombs, their original content has become so shit and yet people keep drinking it up. That animie shit was god awful
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>>256332767
>disliking token female characters that are only added to pander to a certain demographic is now "hating women"

This is why your social justice movement will never amount to anything, you deal in hyperbole and exaggeration.
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Why are you guys comparing AVGN with Nostalgia Critic? What does he have to do with anything? Is there something I'm missing here?
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>>256349373
Their content as always been shit sorry to break it to you
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>>256349373
>He doesn't like RWBY
When the writers are watching anime like SAO for "homework" you already know how it's going to turn out
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The best episodes by far include Swordquest, NES accesories and Nintendo Power. Because they ween't just games. all of these were pieces of history too. same for the atari clones and the Sega CD review
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>>256349646

WE'RE NOT DOING THE VILLAIN SHUFFLE!!
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>>256336978
He is... i'm curious to see what shitty role he played. I think he's the nerd's boss, no wonder le reddits liked that part.
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Ayy lmao
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>>256333305
>censoring yourself on /v/
What a fucking faggot.
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>Nostalgia Critic / Jose Enojado reviews.
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>>256349964
tell me, does being retarded physically hurt you
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>>256350162
You tell me.
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Chiee is a fucking slut. Just imagine the amount of sausage she had between those lips. She was probably the town bike before you came around and she was instantly lusting after your salami next.

Her phonenumber is probably all over public toilets with the annotation that she's willing to do anything for a beefbowl.

And remember those 3 guys from her S rank? As soon as you enter the train to go back home those guys probably rape her and NTR the shit out of her, turning her into a sexslave so they don't have to pay for the meat to take turns on her
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>>256335379
borat summons his persona.gif
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>>256332646
>redlettermedia skits
>bad

nigga what? You're just to young or too american for it. They have high degree lynch/python for humor.
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>>256337379
Does anyone have a mirror of that shit video?
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>>256348553
sharknado 2 was far, far worse
I actually enjoyed the first one, but wow you literally could not try harder with this fucking turd
all these f-list celebrities for no fucking reason, product placement out the ass, 4th wall breaking constantly, jesus fuck it's the most obnoxious pandering shit I've ever seen in my life
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So what happened to this piece of shit?
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>>256350639
killed himself
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>>256331526
>not hating niggers
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>>256350639
married a blonde transexual, check his twitter feed
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>I like niggers
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>WHAT WENT WRONG?
A guy who makes game reviews tried to make a movie.
People actually thought he could produce anything worthwhile.
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>>256331023
>Expecting this shit to be good after seeing those godawful trailers
If the guy can't even make the trailers look exciting, what makes you think the real thing will be decent?
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>>256350639
what is that?
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This is the worst board on 4chan.
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>>256351406
12 year old detected
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>>256338654

But the WOW movie comes out next year.
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>>256331023
Why would anyone be surpsied that it's shit, it didn't even have the common sense to pander to it's own crowd.
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MINEYCRAFTA
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>>256331428
Can't handle a little diversity? Cinemassacre was a white cishet sausage fest before the movie.
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>>256331796
>>256346343
4chan won't allow me to post the URL, so just google it.
>The second thing that has become apparent recently is the lack of diversity on Cinemassacre. In its beginnings it was James and only James, so diversity wasn’t an issue, but now as the site expands to include new shows like OverAnalyzers, Mike’s Glitches, guest actors on Board James or AVGN and fun little videos like the TMNT Pizza Party its all too clear that this site is a caucasion sausage fest. While I can’t help to add any ethnic diversity, I can bring a female perspective to things that I think all 10 of the female viewers will appreciate.
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>>256351452
I think /soc/ and /mlp/ have it beat, but as far as blue boards go /v/ is uncontested
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>>256339115
>admits that female viewers are an incredibly small minority
>still vastly overhauls the project to pander to them

yeah let's make this project for people who don't want to watch it! :^)
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>>256352717
I decree that /po/ and /3/ are the worst blue boards on 4chins!

>actually arguing over the worst board on fucking 4chan of all places
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>>256349941
>implying NC is famous enough to not know who AVGN is
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>>256353008
there is absolutely nowhere else on this website that will have a 400 reply thread where the OP is just talking out his ass and then everyone else believes him with no source whatsoever
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>>256351452
I agree, we need some SJW moderators to remove offensive problematic anti-social justice posts like these.
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>>256353203
It's been a while since I was able to use this
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>>256352665
>people are differentiated only by their skin color or gender

okay

"white people" isn't some monolithic culture and pretending as if they are really betrays some stone-cold ignorance
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AVGN has been cringeworthy shit for years so how is this surprise?
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>>256339127
>Shit is better than shit
I don't follow your logic anon.
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>>256353347
>Tips fedora
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>>256353347

It's not my fault that you're a loser who worships e celebrities.
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I expected the same from this as the Nigahiga movie all those years ago.

Absolute shit

Don't get me wrong. James clearly has a lot of love for film. But I don't think he has a lot of love for AVGN, it feels like something he wants to pull away from.

But hey, maybe with this he'll be able to put AVGN to rest and start something new with his life.
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>>256338853
Ohhh man I remember watching this when it came out. This was the most hilarious thing they've ever made
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>>256335505
...nah
I mean it is good, but it gets pretty boring, if not mildly annoying. Ashens humor is great when it is taken in short doses, but it gets tediously predictable the longer you watch.
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>>256331023
I doubt people on cinemassacre say its shit
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>>256352665
Oh jeez, I looked up the post just now.

His wife seems like the worst kind of person as she just pushes her way into his work like that.
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>>256334962
>2016
>bitter vlogs from divorced James how her wife ruined his life and movie
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>>256354679
As long as he leaves her fine, he'll be better off without that infuence, just better hope he gets the kid.
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>Not a single source, link, proof, or even stream
The day /v/ went full reddit.
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i like the part of the movie when he yells and screams at et. The cherry on top is when he says poop. haha poop that's such a funny word.
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Wait, the movie is finally out? Where the fuck can I watch it?
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>>256335893
>its all too clear that this site is a caucasion sausage fest. While I can’t help to add any ethnic diversity
holy shit, what a nigger cocksucker, disgusting as fuck
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>>256354145
Is there smtg wrong with her skin on the chest? It's a more yellowish shade
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>>256338324
Mark already made his video game movie
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1007940/?ref_=nm_knf_t2
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I like james, avgn is entertaining, the channel is fun to watch. if that makes me a pleb then I don't want to be right
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>>256336176
it was probably Mike
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>thread ruined in the first post because muh racism
Do these stormshits really have to be on every board?
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>>256354971
Quite the contrary. Reddit always needs links or sources that affirm their belief. 4chan can count together 2 and 2, because logic
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>>256355425

It does make you a pleb.
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>>256332040
>Also AVGN is extremely overrated.
This.
>Rolfe blows a game's flaws out of proportions and then talks about which animals he would rather eat shit form.
I just wrote the plot of every single AVGN episode ever.
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>>256355897
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>>256351205
>Lol, niggers
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>>256354145

Check those meat nuggets in her neckflapper.
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Not really surprised honestly
I really wanted it to be at least okay for James's sake
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>>256339101

Better question, what would it be about?

Trying to play Dwarf Fort?
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>>256339101
Serious Phil
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Are you guys ready for Jame's review of his own movie?
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>James is extremely passionate about directing and cinema
>he's spent his entire life making movies
>the culmination of his life's work ends up being subpar

I feel kind of sorry for him. This was probably the best he could do, and it just wasn't enough.
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>>256339101
Probably something with "hate" in the title.

Overcoming Hate: The DSPositivity story.
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>>256357179
The movie theme was already leaked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFgdte8JKI0
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>>256339101

DSP Experiences Bugged Film-making Mechanics
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>>256357907

>reviewing your own content

That's autistic as fuck.
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>>256339256
>>256340560


Please, he is so full of himself he'd name it, DarksydePhilm.
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>>256331023

Someone stream.
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>>256338853
>out of all game grumps episodes you pick the best one
I don't watch gg anymore it's total shit but arins impersanation of chris bores is fucking hilarious
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>>256357908
Well it's a life lesson, don't let your feminist wife have any say in your career.
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>>256357907

So, it'll be predictable and ironic?
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>>256357908

The plot was always going to be inane, certainly not the best he could do in the writing department. If he put that much effort into something actually decently written he'd be a decent indie filmmaker.
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>>256335116
>whitest person in argentina.
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When I think of the Angry Video Game Nerd I think of a random black dude and some hipster cunt who I've never seen before!
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>>256331023


>still watching movies
>2014
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I saw James Rolfe at a grocery store in Philadelphia yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>256359960

Best pasta, I can never get past the Milky Way's without laughing.
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