WHERE'S THAT ORDER OF HALF-LIFE 3?

>>254403658
What idiot ordered something that isn't even on the menu?

>>254403658

ITS NOT DONE YET CHEF

ANOTHER MAYBE... 2 YEARS

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I DROPPED IT SIR

I LOST IT CHEF!

I CAN REHEAT THE ORDER OF HALF-LIFE 2 CHEF!

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>>254403658

It's right here sir!

>>254403658
CHEF WE CHANGED THE ORDER TO MORE ASSFAGGOTS 2, CHEF.

>>254403839
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRASH YOU PRAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE PULL YOUR TONGUE OUT OF MY ARSE HOLE AND BRING ME SOME HALF-LIFE 3

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CALM DOWN RAMSEY 24 MORE DAYS

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>>254403809

I DON'T WANT THIS, YOU FUCKING DONKEY.

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Here ya go Ramsey.

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>>254403839

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>>254404050

I'm sorry sir, I couldn't find any more Half-Life. I think this has all the central elements even if the flavour isn't as rich.

I-it's not done yet sir... Would the customer like some more appetizers?

Left 4 dead 3 hot off the pan sir.

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>>254403770
>>254403782
>>254403809
YOU, YOU, AND YOU

PISS OFF

>>254403658

I never understood why are they screaming like that on fucking culinary shows. There is a show like that in every country, and chef is an asshole all the time.

>>254404474

Ever been in a kitchen?

>>254404474

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU FUCKING WANKER

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>>254404378

NO CHEF I WANT TO STAY I CAN FINISH MY STATION JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE

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Here's those hats you ordered chef!

>>254404474
>hells kitches average meal is around 90$
>implying you wouldn't be loosing your shit if you saw benjamins walking out of the door

>>254403658
CHEF I THINK WE NEED TO TWEAK THE ENGINE SOME MORE IF WE WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL AFTER ALL.
In the meanwhile we'll keep them happy with lots of sales and games like Dota okay?

Isn't that the guy who voices Edward Elric and supposedly molests girls at anime conventions?

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IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>254404474
I worked in a restaurant and the chef kinda has to be a dick, he has to be bossy and be on the other's ass to make them work quickly. A restaurant's kitchen is very active and has to remain active.

>>254404672
who fucking cares go back to /a/ and find out faggot

>>254404779

But /a/ hates dubs you queer

>>254404474
Well they're yelling, not screaming. But it's because the pressure needs to be there, I suppose it's like bootcamp or somthing.

>>254404567
No, I'm not a woman.

>>254404847
i don't give a fuck i don't go to that shithole

>>254404625

THESE HATS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE. THEY DON'T EVEN FIT THE FUCKING THEME OF THE RESTAURANT AT ALL. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!!!!!

>>254404727
>tfw no friendly dog to pet

Why am I stuck with an asshole cat?

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Here's your game OP

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>>254404378
I HAVE IT RIGHT HERE CHEF

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>>254404618

>>254403658
w-will another CS do chef?

HAVE YOU LOST THE PLOT?!

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G-guys what's the order again?

>>254404985
Game of the Year edition?

>>254405045
Hey that's a great idea; or perhaps we could even simply add some more maps. I'm sure the Chef will love that idea.

>>254404985
WHAT THE FUCK, AT LEAST GIVE ME A 2008 YOU FUCKING TWAT

>>254405064

LOOK AT IT

LOOK

LOOK

LOOK

LOOOOOOOOOK

>>254404672
Mignogna isn't a molester what he did was flip on on some girl for trying to get him to sign a Yaoi doujin.

>>254405126
Ricochet 3

>>254404658
FOCUS ON THE MAIN COURSE and do it RIGHT the FIRST TIME!

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>>254404260
>24 MORE DAYS

Yeah, nah.

>>254405162
>>254405179
Don't worry, I cooked it in some DLC right from the freezer.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zWuYv68hFo
enjoy two hours of uncensored ramsey

>>254405064
So wrong.

It's like pissing on the Mona Lisa.

>>254405309
Prove to me it isn't, they've released a game every year for over a decade and you expect me to think the pattern is changing now?

>>254405384
FUCKING RAW

>>254405384
NO YOU DONKEY!
WATCH IT WITH OTHERS!
http://instasynch.com/rooms/KitchenHell

>>254405193
THREE ORDERS OF RICOCHET IS COMING UP CHEF!
WALKER! HOW ARE WE ON THAT NEW TF2 UPDATE?

>>254404474
>>254404567
>>254404773
>>254404860
These guys are right. I run a kitchen and everyone has to hear what you're saying. And if you work around people like the people on Hell's Kitchen who fuck up over and over again with the same things, like I have, you have to yell at them and tell them to focus. And help them out when they need it but it's hard when everyone has a hundred different tasks and you have to stop yours to fix Private Fuck-ups mistakes. Especially when they've been working in food service long enough to know that you preheat an oven before you put the bread in.

That doesn't necessarily mean that chefs are assholes, I tell them good job at the end of the day, compliment them on the things they do well, and if it's a particularly good day buy them meals or drinks on me. Food service is rough work, man.

>>254404962
>not knowing cats are evil

>>254405624
NOT THREE FUCKING ORDERS
I SAID RICOCHET FUCKING 3

>>254405524
If they release a game it isn't going to be HL3.

>>254405384

Jesus, he really gets upset. He looks like he's about to cry on some of them

>>254405384
>Gandhi lived in the jungle, they didn't even have shoes
Wow i fucking love that fucking show

>>254405847
I think he lives for this shit.

>>254405384
so crispy it looks like ghandi's flip-flop

>>254404864
I miss being 12

>>254405384
inb4 he dies of brain cancer

>10 years

>>254405796
UNDERSTOOD CHEF, REFIRING! 10 MORE YEARS.

>>254404326
so is this like the worst "HD" mod ever? even the morrowind one that replaces face models isn't this retarded since it makes the rest of the game better, the models are terrible, the simplistic colors and (intentionally) dreary atmosphere are messed up by 50 thousand ferns and other retarded shit, yeah it makes the lighting and some textures better but it's just terrible

>>254405839
Why? All their franchises have a 3 in them coming up and HL2s 10th anniversary is 3 months after gamescom, they've also leaked (on purpose) information on Source 2 and made their own JIRA (usually hosted locally but for some CRAZY reason was put up on a web page) public with Half-Life 3 staffing details.

>>254405384
They must actively select the most white trash scumbag chefs they can find

>>254405847
Being a chef is a fucking nightmare

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>>254405773

>Not liking cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bVY7tN1JZ0

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>>254405384
>It looks like Gandhi's flip flop
>What a shame

>>254406194
based /tv/

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>>254405064

>>254405847

He's really passionate about his job. That's why he has 15 michelin stars

>>254406012

I just played the most recent version(steampipe 2013 alpha 15) and it's much much better than the previous versions. I've only played the one for half-life 2, not any others, so I can't vouch for them. /v/ just likes to shit on the mod because the previous versions were fucking terrible, and they think the mod hasn't changed.

>>254406194
Funny, I didn't knew British people used the word pleb. I thought it was a 4chan thing.

>>254405695
You don't have to preheat an oven when baking bread.

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>>254405384
I love it.

>>254406067
It's been 7 years anon,let it go...

>>254406421

No, it's been an insult since Roman times

>>254406436
You do with the ovens we use or the bread burns. I was being contextual, sorry.

Where did OP go?

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>>254406467
Answer the question

Where's the lamb SAUCE

>>254406636
He's crying and left because we fucking failed him.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJVk4q7RUE

What the fuck is up with all the "wacky" sound effects in the american version?

>>254406714
Because L4D3 will sell more.

>>254406879
>not liking the WRANNGGGG sound effect
pleb detected

>>254406616
Ah. Just out of curiosity, do your ovens have steamvalves?

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>>254405384
>'Ghandi lived in the jungle'
>is so confident that she know what shes talking about

Merica

Why is Chef Ramsay so based? I'll watch anything with Gordon Ramsay in it.

tfw no porno starring him

>>254405384
It's funny because in the British show (not the reality show) he's very calm and really tries to help restaurant owners. He's a great actor.

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>>254407006
HALF-LIFE 3 IS A FUCKING MEME IT WILL SELL MILLIONS EVEN IF IT WAS THE STORY OF GORDON AND HIS GAY SEX ADVENTURES WITH BARNEY

>>254407291
http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger

Don't you dare doubt R34.

>>254405384
Anyone remember the one where Ramsey meets that other famous italian chef and cried? aagh what was his name?

>>254407539
just that address tells me this wont be good

>>254407427
American reality shows are notorious for editing it so only the mean shit gets through, making the few moments they leave in when he is being nice extra special.

>>254407539
I'm pretty sure I also saw a legit Ramsay porn parody.
I could probably find it again.

>>254407712
>This ain't Hell's Kitchen

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I still can't get over this episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8ME0yYRX9Y

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>>254406194
>plehb
I thought it was pleeb?

>>254407427
>>254407705
He didn't even realize how pissed off and mean he was until his mom mentioned it.

>>254405384
>6:43
>those tongs

My sides are gone

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>>254407187
Our bread oven looks like this. Steam comes out of a vent on the top.

>>254407705
it's because americans generally treat reality TV as a zoo to watch people yell at eachother and act stupid. anything serious or nice is on dramas

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>>254407925
At least the grill working there was a qt

>>254407884
Yeah, that was it. Fucking hell.

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>>254407506
L4D3 will sell billions of hats.

>>254403658
Boy am I glad I don't have to work with self-important shitcunts like Ramsay.

>>254408017

Is this an animation technique that Spongebob uses? I never noticed it when I watched it. What effect does it have in motion?

>>254405384
>2 hours or pure Ramsay rage
Haha oh wow

>>254407427
In the american version of Kitchen Nighmares the restaurants are like times infinity more dysfunctional than in the brit one, like it's amazing how much of complete anarchy it is.
>that one episode with a literal fedora autist and he's the most sane person in the restaurant
>Amy's Baking company

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>>254407539
>Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go

>>254407925
>no ramsey
it was dissapointing

>>254407705
hes actually nicer in master chef.

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>>254408173
It's called smear animation, and it's mostly used for animation frames.

>>254407925
GORDON RAMSEY STARTED A REVOLUTION

>>254408224

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

>>254407925
I felt so bad for Ramsey. To be in a room with that women for more than twenty seconds must be what hell is like.

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>>254405384

>"Hey, look at me"
>"FUCK OFF"

>>254407925
Isn't that the episode who blamed her restaurant's bad reviews on cyber-bullies?

>>254407925
Watched the second episode this week.
Still as delusional, magical

>>254408475
Yes. And took the waitress's tips.

>>254408119
But it wont sell an engine

>>254408196
Watch the 5th and 6th episode called Magnia Magnia. It's scary that these people are allowed to operate a restaurant. Not Amy tier, but almost there.

>>254408475
the episode with the owner who blamed her restaurant's bad reviews on cyber-bullies*

>>254405384

He is the /v/ of food. Vidya needs a Gordon Ramsay.

>>254408573
The fuck? How's that legal?

>>254408119
Won't sell an engine, won't sell publicity, won't sell reputation, and more importantly won't sell linux.

>>254408475
Yep. Blamed it all on Yelp and Reddit. There was another restaurant that did the same thing, but they weren't nearly as outwardly batshit as Amy's Baking Company was.

>>254408718
Well, it isn't.

>>254408718
They paid her minimum wage and I guess just didn't tell the customers.

>>254408290
A friend made me watch a few episodes of Master Chef Jr. I had only ever seen the Hell's Kitchen stuff so I thought he was going to make those kids cry, but he was the sweetest person and helped them out, I really like him now.
Fuck those kids, though, making perfect beef fucking wellington at 13 years old, I'm just glad when I make an omelet without fucking up and turning into scrambled eggs.

>>254408602
Sorry, was retarded. I was talking about the latest season of course.

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>>254408295
And it's a beautiful thing.
So much better than the overly clean robotic flash animation of today.

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>>254405384
>18:00
>fucks up the risotto for Chef Ramsay's family

>>254407427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-l0Wx32vfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_01tjBwAE

Fucking donkey.

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Later this year, news at either Gamescom or for HL2's 10th anniversary.

Also whenever Source 2 is revealed to the public.

Does anyone have the clip with the blind contestant? Shit was so magnificent.

>>254408845
I feel the same way.

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>>254405384
>that whole video
Chef Ramsey game made by Platinum when?

>>254408974

She won the tournament. Which clip are you referring to

>>254409093

>there will never be a Chef Ramsay game with Ainsley Harriott as a co-op character.

>>254409130
The one when he was describing the pie or some shit. I really need to watch that show more often.

>>254408081
Yeah alright. Makes sense. Sorry if I seemed to jump on you for something trivial.

>>254409220
>Ainsley would be the JetSam of Ramsey

>>254409093
>Raj is the final boss
>dedicated IT'S FUCKING RAW button

>>254409093
Combo system revolves around stringing insults together bonus points for variety and creativity

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>>254405384
>that part with RAJ
Every fucking time.

>>254407925
Holy fucking shit Gordon's fervor when he stands up for the waiters really makes me like this guy even more

>>254405384
Holy fuck this is incredible

I had never heard of risotto before GR

whats so hard about making it?

>>254409381
Oh it's no problem. You were right, I should have put some context into my original comment.

>>254409383

Ainsely is GOAT and still the king of /v/.

>>254406194
>pronounced "plehb"

ITS PRONOUNCED PLEEB YOU LIMEY FUCK

Is risotto and beef wellington all these people order at his restaurant?

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>>254405384
How do those people eat with all the screaming? I can't fucking sit and eat with that loudmouth stressing me the fuck out.

>>254409618
Risotto is actually really, really easy to make... if that's all you are doing. It's a dish that must be stirred and watched constantly or it will burn/get gummy.

>>254405309
If they released L4D3 in October that would be magnificent.
Sadly if such a thing was ever going to happen everyone would know far far in advance.
I wish companies would spontaneously come out with stuff.
EA would be the retail distributor and have commercials a good few months in advance just like with the last 2.

>>254409771

It's obviously set up. If this was real he'd have been shot by now.

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>>254405384
>"FUCK YOURSELF"
>"yes sir"
god damn that was quick

>>254409771
I'm eating while watching the video. It's great

>>254409810
That's why its easier to cook on your own than in a resturant, chefs multitask too much.

>>254405384
>leans in to talk in her ear
>"forget the black jacket, you need a strait jacket"
I lol'd hard.

>>254409618
Absolutely nothing. You just start boiling it and add whatever you want while slowly adding water as it evaporates.

>>254409771
They open the restaurant for free, the people who come know about the show and they probably wont get food for a few hours but just want to hear Ramsay flip out

>>254407925
>that bitch

She has a textbook case of Paranoid Delusional Disorder. She really fucking needs therapy, but the sad part is she'll probably never admit she has a problem.

>>254409618
you have to add stock and water to it slowly and carefully, if you add to much or overmix it, it gets gooey and gross, if you have a semblance of common sense and patience you can make it as an amateur cook

>>254409654
Well, hat's off to you for working in the industry. I am pretty food passionate but didn't think it was for me. Ended up as a teacher instead. Still cook all the time and push myself to learn new dishes/cuisine, etc. Everyone tells me I should pursue becoming a chef but I am like nope. I know how hard it is and how you can get pigeonholed to forever work at a chilis if you can't catch a break.

>>254409994

>water

YOU FUCKING MUPPET, GET THE FUCKING STOCK YOU UTTER DONKEY

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>>254405384
7:18
>You! What's wrong with you!
>-Nothing, Chef.
>GET A GRIP
>-You got it.

>>254405384
>"look here you ignorant bitch, look in my eyes when I'm talking to you!"
>"yes chef"
BTFO

>>254410164
Yeah, my bad.

>>254410180

>You're blaming the Fish?

my sides are raw

>>254409972
This, plus the pressure of needing food out ASAP is why you see so many proteins getting fucked up. They are trying to cook them on higher heat than they should be which results in burning the outside and underdoing the inside.

Cooking in about striking that perfect balance of zen while doing 20 things at once. Getting fast but not impatient.

>>254409714

ARE YOU A ROMAN? DO YOU SPEAK LATIN?

NO? THEN FUCK OFF

>>254405384
I remembered one episode where they tried cooking halibut and it kept being uncooked for some odd reason no matter how they cooked it. Gordon got pissed that he slammed his hand into the cooked halibut meat and the meat exploded over the kitchen. Also I agree its best watching shows uncensored. Hearing bleeped sewar words get so fucking monotonous and boring and annoying.

You think you own me chef?
*walks out of the kitchen*

Damn I thought I was on /b/ for a sec.

>>254409771
>>254410049


there's also a glass wall separating the kitchen from the restaurant

>>254410523

Ramsay threads are a spectre of /v/.

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>>254410426
No

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzBnFutegJE

I AINT NO BITCH CHEF

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>>254410626
>Watch the step

what is the best show with this guy in it and recommend me a good episode

>>254410452
It's actually decently tough to quickly and consistently cook meat. Fish especially. So this isn't a normal dish for them and they aren't in their normal kitchen. They are making rookie mistakes by trying to not look like shit instead of taking slightly longer and getting it done right the first time.

>>254410626
Is this guy like retarded or some shit?

>>254410794
Everything from Kitchen Nightmares UK is gold.

Seriously, when the fuck is HL3 going to come out...I just want to continue the story line.

>>254407925
In which episode they appeared first?

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>>254409983
>>254405384

Can someone who knows something tell me what makes the black jacket so important?

why doesn't gordon just say chef jacket or white jacket?

Is a black jacket like a black belt?

>>254410879

he has the sol of a nigger in the body of a white guy

I had a dream where I was an aspiring chef on one of Ramsay's shows. He was pissed at me fucking up an order but approved when I got my shit together. Then I won one of those competitions where the winning team gets the day off for something cool. I got to eat lunch with Ramsay and he was a bro.

>>254410884
thanks

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>>254407925
jesus christ

>>254410925
Season 6, episode 16. Full episode's on Hulu.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/487616

>>254409771
Why else would you eat at Hell's Kitchen but to hear Ramsay lose his shit?

It's not like the food is good.

>>254410915
November

>>254411108
Thanks

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>>254405384
How the FUCK are the people on the show unable to fry the ingredients properly?
Raw eggs.
RAW
FUCKING
EGGS

>>254411331

sabotage

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>>254407925
> the living beings that can be remotely called their kids are stupid fucking cats that don't know shit

>>254411331

Stress and some loud cunt shouting all the time.

>>254410884

I'd think US would be funnier cause amerifats

but watching ramsey yell at ghetto blacks isn't as fun

>>254410937
when you get far enough in hells kitchen there's no more blue and red team, just black jackets.
It's just for the show, though the jackets DO look nice.

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>>254410626
>watch the step

>>254410618
Chef of all times

>>254411472
>stupid fucking cats that don't know shit
I've got that video stuck in my head again. Thanks, anon.

>>254411486
this, if he wasn't screaming so god damn much people wont fuck up

>>254409856
I really wish Valve would ship copies of HL3 to every store in they plan to sell them from, let people buy them, and then when people are finally convinced it's not a rumor, release on Steam and watch the world go fucking apeshit.

>>254411684
He has too, dealing with pressure is a must to become a chef

>>254410618
I miss Good Eats.

>>254411684
If people didn't fuck up so much, he wouldn't be screaming.

>>254411883
Do you even watch the show? Hes out and screaming from the first mistake.

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>>254405384
>Seeing Gordon throwing objects(food, towels, etc.) at the people in the kitchen

Man I could easily see lawsuits if people got hurt from that.

>>254412019
Shouldn't have fucked up.

>>254412019

because you're not supposed to make any fucking mistakes you're cooking FOOD for people

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>>254410626
>Yea, watch the step bitch

>>254412080
this, its a high class restaurant and your not a fucking apprentice

>>254412080
>>254412146
To err is human

>>254412030
Probably has them sign shit to prevent that.

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>>254412030

In the 2 hour video above he slams a plate or frying pan on the counter and spoon or knife or something flies very close to his face

In the chaos of this it would be great if Takeshi Kaga appeared from nowhere and just start yelling IRON CHEFU at the contestants.

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>>254410626
>watch the step

>>254412218
Gotta git gud.

>>254408726
>>254408597
Linux-exclusive hats.

Can only be worn if you run TF2 on Linux across a month playing at least 10 times.

If I was a customer I'd send perfect dishes back just watch Ramsey explode at the chefs

>>254410618
>>254411592
>>254411863
Alton Brown is based as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCp9-tEHa8U

>>254410991
Sauce on that?

>>254412376
He actually argues with customers too if they do shit like that.

>>254407925
you know that crazy bitch married that old man for his money

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>>254412218
GIT GUD YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>>254412218
Ramsey starts off, on the first mistake being more "get a grip, come on." As the night goes he gets more and more pissed because fucking hell mistakes should be a rarity, not to be expected. Especially in a restaurant run but a prolific chef where quality is to be expected. His reputation is on the line.

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>>254412367
Already happened

>>254407925

>that bonus footage section

holy fuck

>>254412656
That and these people are on there because they profess themselves to be professional chefs. He isn't there to teach them. He treats people like that a bit differently.

>>254412570
The money she then used to sell microwaved food as a restaurant. Fucking genius.

>>254405384

how do you fuck up a pizza

Is Hotel Hell any good?

Never knew Ramsey even had anything to do with hotels.

>>254412809

this, these people are there because they think they're on the level to be Gordon's regular kitchen staff in his restaurant and do just as good

>>254407925

Why does ramsey waggle his finer so much when he speaks

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LOOK AT THAT! IT'S RAW!

YOU WERE SERIOUSLY GOING TO SERVE THAT WEREN'T YOU!?

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>>254412563

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVKWCK2aAx8

>the one with the massive tits at 2:00

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I believe in 24 days.

>>254405695

You sound like a good leader. Props to you.

>>254412430
God damn, he is so great. I wish he was my dad.

>>254413051

Are they fucking kidding me? Do they not realize you don't do that? They hire wait staff for a reason.

Fucking cunts.

>>254413051
>implying this isn't just for the show

>>254408017
>>254409714

Jesus christ...
You're not the first idiots to say this either. How can people be so retarded I don't understand
Do you even know what "pleb" actually means?

>>254413051
I love him so much.

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>>254413336
and the aliens are monitoring everything we do

>>254413337
Its pronounced "Pleeb-ee-an"

Fucking look it up you dumbshit

>>254413514

Pleb and Plebeian have a different pronunciation of "pleb"

>>254413051
based ramsay
personally I fucking hate "the customer is always right" bullshit

Fuck off to /tv/ and take your shitty raid with you.

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>>254413453
Clearly you have no idea how television works.

>>254413051

dem tits tho

>>254404921
you got to have a picture to make it believeable you faget

>>254413750
It's a friendly visit, not a raid
jackass

>>254413051


who the fuck comes to the kitchen?

they aren't your fucking waiter

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>>254413803
and the mole people prepare for war as we speak

>>254413803
kitchen nightmares the crew actually encourage people to send back food on the first day...and bring in to many orders on the reopening day to produce more drama

>>254412563
>>254413051
I remember an episode where a customer brought a plate up and said that the food was undercooked when it was cooked perfectly. And then she tried to argue with him that he didn't know what properly cooked food looks and taste like.

That might have been Kitchen Nightmares, though.

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>>254406421
Are people really this clueless and uneducated to think that "pleb" is a term exclusive to 4chan?

>>254414127

yeah i remember, she was a filthy Jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgLlCF94sA8

>Watch the UK version.
>mfw when it's so low key.
>Mfw when Ramsey is actually very nice.

>>254414254
That's not Hell's Kitchen though. He's just as nice in the american Kitchen Nightmares as well.

>>254414254

That's not Hell's Kitchen though

>>254414254

All that pent up anger and rage he unleashes on the Americans. It's probably a form of therapy.

>>254414436
unless the people are being retarded. But i think that has more to do with the people his dealing with are american

>>254414254
Because it isnt his kitchen

>>254414026

>N-no I-I swear! My american reality tv show is real and not staged at all!

Poor guy he's completely out of it.

its crazy how Ramsey is on like...4 reality shows on fox. It's like i get a weekly dose of anger

>>254409654
>>254410138
>proving /v/ can be civil
thanks guys

>>254414127
>>254414231
Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKRNRz6VK_k

>tfw chef ramsey will never run a vidya company

Imagine a world where video games are held up to standards.

>>254404362

clipping through his feet

>>254413514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tfl8QZ1mU
hurrr

>>254412452
Recent HL3 announcement. Do you live under a rock or something?

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http://youtu.be/Wap4gVDvjLo

One of the best.

>>254409093
there's a hells kitchen game on Wii

>>254414829
>pronounces it "pleebeean"

And?

>>254412452
Some unsuccessful kickstarter about a melee combat videogame. I don't remember the name.

>>254414829

angloshits don't know shit about latin and romanic languages in general

>>254415087
It was Clang, I think/

>>254414973
Well no fucking wonder you don't know how to pronounce it properly your ears are deffective!

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>>254414775
it would be glorious, if only if had gotten into vidya instead of cooking after his football incident

>>254414973
not really...
clean the wax off your ears

http://www.merriam-webster.com/audio.php?file=plebei01&word=plebeian&text=\pli-%CB%88b%C4%93-%C9%99n\
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/pronunciation/american/plebeian
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/plebeian#Pronunciation
http://www.memidex.com/plebeian#audio
http://www.yourdictionary.com/plebeian
http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=plebeian

Need more?

>>254409541
>standing up for serving staff

They are collectively the laziest and least intelligent members of any food establishment.

was there ever a hell's kitchen episode where no one fucked up

>>254415464
>>254414973


the correct way is pleeb-ian

>>254415464
>all of those links pronounce it "pleebeean"

Still not seeing what you are trying to accomplish

>>254405384
I had a teacher like him

>>254415540
Was there ever a thread without shitposting?

>>254415612

it's plehb

>>254414673
holy shit lmao

>>254415690
Those are the best.

>>254415718

who cares?

>>254415540
Happens a lot in the later episodes.
They have to make tinier and tinier things more important but in reality things go quite well.

>>254415685
Oh ok, I get it
6/10, made me post a bunch of links

>>254415690
>>254415760
And the ones who remain cool but still subtlety psychologically torture you.

>>254415983
>gets BTFO
>n-nice troll...kid

Gordon Ramsay seems like a pretty cool guy outside of his tv persona

>>254407925
Any of you people can detect batshit crazy people just by looking at their eyes? Because that woman sure has those crazy eyes.

>>254416163
Seeing him on a talk show, he's very humble, polite, respectful, and cheerful when he's not running a business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y

>Spore's development process

>>254416163

If you watch his YT channel he's pretty chill. Also good, sometimes relatively cheap recipes

https://www.youtube.com/user/gordonramsay

>>254416489
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with her

>>254416163
He's a pretty nice guy, would hang out with

>he'll never cook for you
;_;

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>>254416489

>>254416489
This is why you don't cook high.

>>254416489
HAHAHA holy fucking shit! PASTA?!?! I learned how to cook pasta and tell it's cooked by taste when I was 12 years old, it's not hard. They threw out what looks like about 2 pounds of pasta because it was undercooked.

>>254416957
Not just pasta either, all the shit in it. All that time making it was completely wasted, because she couldn't fix the simplest fucking thing to cook on the face of the Earth, fucking pasta.

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>>254416843

I went to his restaurant in NY and it was breddy gud, he's not there obviously.

>you will never date his daughter and make a lovely dinner for him and the family one nighthe will never say his characteristic 'wow' when he loves it
;~;

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Ramsey seems really passionate about cooking and serving high quality meals, I like him

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>>254407925

Their job contract was even more hilarious. Basically it stated that after you stopped working there, you weren't allowed to work in that field at all in that city/town for a several years.

>Ramsey will never save Vidya

>>254418124
she was the cutest bitch in all of Kitchen Nightmares

a videogame company could never be run by a man like this, too many hurt feelings and artistic visions

how would a coder react if someone told him his online networking is a piece of raw shit?

how would a designer take it when he's told his color pallette is so bland the ESRB already approved the product?

>>254415690
I did too. He only did it in Elementary school though. When I saw him again in High school he was chill as fuck. I guess he just liked to mess with kids.

>>254418380
Git gud or else

>>254414651
i know it's almost creepy

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>>254416489
She stoopid mane

>>254418728

why would you not fuck with high school kids?

>all those egos you can cut down
>all those ghetto nigs you can humiliate

>>254416489
>that voice crack
Holy shit I'm dying here.

>>254414651

The following two topics allow for civil discussion on /v/:

> porn
> working in the food industry

>>254419000
This

Highschool kids think they are such hot shit

>>254419391
Hey Ghost Trick threads are pretty civil.

>>254419221
It's like he's legitimately mindfucked as more and more scallopini just keeps coming out of that bin

>>254419000
Beats me. He had a strict homework policy and made you write your zero on your mark sheet for incomplete work. He also made us do pushups to go to the washroom/drink. He was an army guy so I guess he liked to roleplay as a sergeant with his homeroom.

>>254403658
its in the bin sir

>>254419000
because all it takes is one false rape accusation and your career is fucking done
doesn't even matter if you're innocent

>>254420292
Thanks liberals

>>254419000
Highschool teacher here. You do mess with the kids, but you do it in subtle ways. Saying old memes all awkwardly is a great way.

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>Get job as chef in london
>walk into kitchen
>head chef looks exactly like gordon ramsey
>My fucking face when the first two weeks working there
He's actually a bro

>>254419391
>>254419481
Add deep sea threads to that list.

>>254416163
He actually came to a restaurant in my town for Kitchen Nightmares and a bunch of people I know met him. They all said he was a really nice guy.

>>254419643
>>254419221
>>254416489
That clip is amazing. He sounds like he failed a san check and legimitely lost his shit.

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>>254420509
>tfw Pressure will never exist ever

>>254420509
>forgetting ps1 spyro threads

>>254420681
He's only a cunt to other cunts, from what I gather.

>>254415825
plebs do

>>254417367
>he only says wow because his daughter made him
>later you hear him talking shit in the other room

WE'LL HAVE THE APPETIZER AT GAMESCOM SIR, FULL ORDER SHOULD BE FIRST HALF OF 2015

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>>254421543

>>254403658
does he ever compliment people?

>>254422042
Sure. You know I'm not the biggest Ramsey fan or anything, but after watching a lot of his stuff he is actually way more chill than you'd think. He has a series for beginning cooks that is actually pretty solid.