>playing a co-op vidya with a friend all day
>have to stop every 45 minutes so he can go smoke
Holy fuck. Smokerfags, just know that LITERALLY everyone hates you. Quit your disgusting habit and give us all a fucking break.
>last online 420 days ago
>tfw he meant he smelled smoke
>his house was on fire
>he got caught by a collapsing beam and ended up trapped
>died a painful death
>you'll never know
>hey man i'll play with ya later, I gotta go to bed
>Last online: 3 years ago
>dude I'm tripping hard I see someone outside my window
>Last online 771 days ago
>He probably killed himself the next day
>You were probably the last person he communicated with
>trappyxXx420blazeitXxX has added you to their friends list
Not trolling, my friend on my steam list actually says "last online: 315 days ago"
What did I do? I knew him in real life and he just stopped talking to me for no reason. I saw him once about a month ago and we just had an awkward stare-off as we walked past each other. We said nothing.
>brb losing virgemity tonite
Last online 1826 days ago
>they think Appear Offline actually works
>they don't realise it just says 'Offline' rather than 'Anon was online ___ ago'
>don't confront them
Actually, if you haven't signed in recently, it will still show the last time you signed in.
However, thanks to the activity beacon, anyone can see when you were actually last online.
Isn't me just one my friends list. Hang on I found an older one. Seems all my old friends liked to get vac banned
It's not smokers, you just have a jackass friend. I don't give a shit what people put into their body. It's theirs, they should have the freedom to smoke up all they fucking want. Who gives a shit? Second hand smoke only matters if you two are spooning in a coffin or some shit.
>haha i'm down, finally paid off my car
>things are finally looking up for you man, i'm glad
>haha thanks man...hold up someone's at the door
Last online 291 days ago
>we're sorry, the number you're trying to reach...
>got banned after he stopped logging in
>"See you tomorrow!~ ^_^"
>saoseichan has logged off
>5 years later
>Still have the same MSN account
>MSN is now Skype
>Logs back in
>You talk again for a while and catch up after all these years
ERPjust like old times
>She intimately tells you
she was never a grill, only pretending
-I- give a shit because every fucking time I try to do ANYTHING with him we have to take a ten minute break every hour, and he becomes an emotionally volatile annoyance if he happens to go a few hours without one.
He's a cool dude but holy fucking shit he needs to stop.
Oh look I found one without a vac ban. The sad part is I don't remember any of these people
my friend got banned and then contested the charge of every single game he ever bought on steam over like 5+ years with paypal. He won the claim and steam perma closed his whole account, shit was top fuckin lel
not 100% related but
>playing some fightan on GGPO
>dude goes afk at the beginning of a match or sometimes right in the middle of it
>starts getting annoying
>ask him why
>he says he has to smoke once in a while or his hand starts shaking
Last Online 3 minutes ago
Be happy for him anon. He did it. He left us for good and never looked back. Wish that it will happen to you eventually.
>playing CS:GO with m8.
>we lose a hard fought match
>"hey man, wanna play another one?"
>Nah, he ssays, i gotta get to bed
>ok, ill play with ya tomorrow
>anon is now offline
>go into another comp match
>friend is on opposing team
>he unfriends me
How can you tell if they do that? I do that sometimes. Do they know?
Comes back on
> did you get the joke bro?
I did something similar in Guild Wars 2. I'd hit the content limit, got all the armour, forged three fucking Legendary weapons (what a waste of time that was) and just lost the urge to play and/or hand hold others through content. I was in the middle of a dungeon and my group was fuck assing about when my client crashed; that was 2 years ago. Never logged back in.
and they laugh
>play conquer online
>become great friends with the english speaking community surrounded by BRs, pinoys and egyptians
>everyone quits slowly from the guild
>haven't logged on in 3 years
Fuck that game was the highlight of my middle and high school life, I'll never ever get to experience such memories, make the same friends, have the same conversations ever again.
>Anon is typing.....
>Never sends anything
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY?!!??!!
>brb getting penis removed
>Last online: 200 days ago
>i never made friends playing video games
i guess i have some kind of people repelent
>Have a good conversation
>"I'm usually really shy, but you seem cool."
>"Talk to you later!"
>Offline for over two weeks
>He removed me from friends and made his profile private
>Met a girl on an online game
>She is really nice
>We slowly get to know each other more
>She has a boyfriend
>It's ok, I only saw her as a friend
>She tells me he is very abusive, he hits her sometimes, when he is drunk he can get really angry
>Tell her constantly that she should leave him
>She says its ok, that she knows he is a good guy and will change soon
>One day he went out, and didn't come back for 2 days
>"Hold on, my BF just came back and I think he is drunk again"
>Last online 73 days ago