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Where were you when Yogscast faggots got BTFO?

http://www.lazygamer.net/general-news/yogscasts-kickstarter-game-is-dead-and-backers-are-screwed/
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>"As you may have heard, Winterkewl Games have stopped work on Yogventures – but this is actually a good thing, The project was proving too ambitious and difficult for them to complete with their six-man team."

lawdy
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>>253978820
They have $2 million to their name
>Not finishing it out of their own pocket
Well gee they sure care about their fanbase don't they ;^)
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>>253978820
Hate to be that guy, but can we stop?
They're getting the attention they want.

3 threads a day at least, more to come? Why.
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>>253979567
I was busy working during the week. I haven't seen any threads about it. I checked the catalog, there was nothing currently up with the words "yogs".

What do you want for nothin', rubber biscuit?
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>>253978820
BUY TEN NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN SOME dwarf porn FOR FREE
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>>253980893

>blu-ray burner.
>GTX 780.
>I7.
>two small SSDs.
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>>253980893
> £1999.17 ex VAT (£2399.00 inc VAT)

Fuck britbongs get ass fucked by VAT. 500lbs of squid of fucking VAT
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>>253981525
The future, anon. The future.
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>>253981610

They could have put a 780 ti in there, but no. Gotta have a blu-ray burner and an I7.

Who the fuck uses optical media in this day and age?

I just realized it has 32 gigs of RAM for some fucked up reason.
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>>253981557
20%.
If you buy from certain places you get a flat 8 quid or 13.50 charge, and if the item is above something like 130 quid there's an additional charge on top
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>>253979156
>it's a good thing that people who believed in us are being let down
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>find guy on Jew Tube who makes a decent Fallout guide for weapon locations
>vids are produced well, gets the info across without any bullshit
>makes a few other vids I like, but also some crappy pseudo-Let's Plays
>joins Yogscast and suddenly makes nothing but crappy full-fledged Let's Plays

Why do people like that group again?
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So the game's fucked, but re the few who paid $10,000 to go eat lunch with a bunch of manchildren (travel costs not included!) still going to go?
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>>253978820
>TUG
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/277930/

Oh nice, backers get early access to a shitty minecraft clone.
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>>253982483
Mostly minecraft autism
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>>253978820
and people are still giving money to video game kickstarters for some reason
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>>253982014
The thing is supposed to be not only a gaming machine but something to edit videos with, an i7 can be nice for that, and having physical backups is always a good idea. (but if you're making youtube shit who really gives a fuck I suppose)

It's a dumb build but I can at least understand the idea behind MOST of it.
Minus the 32 gigs of ram.
And the superfluous SSD.
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>>253982483
They don't like the group. They like money more. Just work with people you hate every once in a while and get heaps of money. It's the reason that Brad stays with TGWTG.
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>>253983004
>TGWTG

Is that some kind of TWEWY sequel?
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>>253978820
"Nobody imagined that would happen with Yogventures, the Yogscast game.Those YouTubers have become a a beloved media empire – so this is inconceivable!"

Really?
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>>253983231
LE FUNNY NIGGER
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>>253983137
The guy with the glasses

But that works too
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>>253983137
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>>253983314
didn't have a good enough pic to represent my laughter.
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>Gullible retards give their money to unaccountable faggots who promise bullshit
>Act surprised when yet again the faggots in question take the money and run

As much as it makes me happy seeing people lose their money for nothing, I'm upset these faggots don't suffer consequences for what they do. Everyone should be miserable.
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At least the backers got a CD key to another minecraft clone that's barely in alpha. Because there's no way that could go under too.
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>>253983351
>>253983405
Just looked them up and Jesus H. Christ. How old are these autists?
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>>253983970
Oh god you're gonna love the story of demo reel...


But first, to keep it /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0rfc5BY2F8
Retsuprae of his LP of barts nightmare.
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>Children are stupid and put money into something they shouldn't
>Children get their poorly-managed money stolen

I don't see why this is worth talking about.
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>>253978820
>"Although we’re under no obligation to do anything, instead we’re going to do our best to make this right, and make you really glad you backed the project!"
>"Although we’re under no obligation to do anything,"
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>>253978820
Who is that Viking guy suppose to be?
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>>253982897
Shovel Knight, FTL...
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>Those who have backed are getting close to nothing back; all they’re getting for funding the now cancelled project is a Steam key for another game. Five backers put in over $10 000 of their own money – and now they’re getting a Steam key in reciprocation. Brilliant.
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>>253984352
>This is the 9/11 of letsplays
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>>253979156
>>253982330
>it's a good thing that we gave our team unrealistic goals, tore apart the company in a matter of months, and destroyed a mans life with our hubris

>no refunds
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>>253978820
I forgot this existed until the news broke out that it failed.
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>>253982950
>he doesn't have 32 gb of RAM
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>>253979567
They deserve to be humiliated and pointed at.
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>>253984352
>a video of two guys pointing out the obvious while being unfunny
this video is almost as autistic as the source material
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>>253983609
That place is a honeypot.
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>>253984352
>Doug said, "Action!" and Phelous said, "Look, he's like a real director."
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>>253984571

Technically they're not, Winterkewl ran the Kickstarter and are going bankrupt, and the straightforward legal obligation dies with the company. Now, a court might be prepared to call this out as Hollywood accounting fuckery and pin the obligations on the Yogscast fuckwits, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

But yeah, burn the fuckers to the ground.
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>>253980893
This is so gay I can not put it into words. Who would want this piece of shit, not even pewddypie would do this.
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>>253987509
The LP itself, or the RP?

Retsuprae actually later apologized to Doug Walker after seeing Pewdiepie
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>>253987642
>Retsuprae actually later apologized to Doug Walker after seeing Pewdiepie
That's because Pewdiepie is the worst shit ever to come out of the new wave LPers, and he acts retarded on purpose to rake in the money.
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>>253987642
Just everything about yogcast
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http://www.gamespot.com/videos/the-point-yogscasts-cancelled-kickstarter-the-miss/2300-6420305/

Normally I don't touch other vidya sites but this is a pretty good vid.
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>>253988603
i hate the drawing style that goes on their avatars or whatever.
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>>253988836
How about a pastebin, Chuckles?
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>>253989030
Just watch the fucking vid you little hermit fuck
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>>253989162
>Video
No thanks, maybe a synopsis and cliffnotes for it would do it for me though.
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>>253989030
he can't pastebin a video
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So does this mean people will finally stop being idiots about kickstarters? Between this, anita, and all the other kickstaters I'm not aware of that I'm sure failed to deliver the promised product, I'd hope people would finally realize they shouldn't give money on nothing but good faith to people they don't even fucking know.

Who am I kidding, I bet if yogscast set up a new kickstarter today it'd get just as much funding. People are morons
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What I've never understood is... why in hell back Kickstarters when the fucking Stockmarket exists?

What is the point of investing money into Kickstarter, when you could be buying ownership of their fucking company and getting money back for doing it?
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>>253989286
Yogscast said that winterkewl where long time veterans and a skilled team of devs

Yogscast made the home site for the game their own website and gave it their full backing.

When shit hit thefan Yogscast distanced themselves from winterkewl and now +$500,000 dollars are gone.
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I'm sad. This kickstarter looked great, and now it's cancelled. I'm glad Yogscast decided to give people another game even though they weren't obligated to. It shows how awesome these guys are despite the situation they're in.
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>mfw i don't even know what the fuck a yogcast is

seriously, what the fuck happened to video games and the internet? first homestuck or whatever the fuck its called, now this shit.
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>>253989654
>I literally have no idea how the stock market works
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>>253989883
Fucking shill
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>>253989654
Stock market won't give me a yogscast game or videos about feminism.

Kickstarter is funding a product, not making an investment.
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>>253990245
You can still buy pennystocks or buy into the company.

Kickstarter would be far better if it was a easy to access pennystocks site.
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>>253989883
>They literally have over a million dollars to themselves
>Instead of funding it out of their own pocket as a kindness to the fans, they cancel it.
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bigger scam than anita, where is the rage?

misogyny reigns again on /v/
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I find it hilarious that the lead dev's wife divorced him because he was spending so much time on the game and he didn't even manage to follow through and finish it.
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The red flag should've been the fact that the yogscast were ever raising money in the first place. How big is their company? They're filthy stinking rich and I seriously doubt they couldn't have funded it themselves.

But, you know, if they were to do that they couldn't just make a quick buck off suckers.
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>>253990624
>where is the rage?
I'm not sure what you mean by "rage" but were having hourly threads about this and there aren't exactly supporters.

you faggots need to stop confusing "rage" with "being a contrarian"
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>>253989654
>What I've never understood is... why in hell back Kickstarters when the fucking Stockmarket exists?
The actual question is why do kickstarters exist when VCs exist?

Basically, decentralized funding source = decentralized oversight/authority
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>>253989883
What the fuck are you on about? Did you just enter this website and this thread and this entire topic without knowing anything?
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>>253985096
>destroyed a mans life with our hubris

Story?
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>>253991316
But everything I posted was fact.
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>>253991451
http://forums.yogscast.com/showthread.php?135485-current-status-of-yogventures
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>donation service
>WHERE IS WHAT I PAID FOR
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>>253991524
Everything you said was wrong. They already have the means to produce the game yet chose to make a kickstarter anyway then canceled it and gave people codes on steam instead.

How the fuck is giving someone who donated $100 to them when they didn't need it a gift that isn't worth more than $60 at best? People gave more than a $100 too
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>>253984352
>>253985090
>>253986212
>>253986775
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>>253991772

>dat nose

/pol/ was right.
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>>253991826
>They already have the means to produce the game
[citation needed]
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Do the /v/ archives go back far enough to this Kickstarter being announced?
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>>253991772
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>>253978820
well chances are we were only browsing /v/ and reading shitty threads like this one created by faggot OP.
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>>253978820
on vacation
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>>253989883
>It shows how awesome these guys are despite the situation they're in.
Being literal millionaires and still asking for the capital to produce something they can for a fraction of the price then not even delivering that? You do realize they just gave their backers something off steam for free and that's about it?
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>>253991772
Did they graft an alpaca vagina on him?
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What exactly is the appeal of yogscast? I looked up a popular video of theirs and it was literally just 2 shithead britbongs stating the obvious, as if that were funny.

>guy hits a pig with his sword
>HEY, LOOK AT ME. I'M HITTING THIS PIG WITH MY SWORD

THIS is what get the most hits on jewtoob?
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>>253992117
You do realize you responded to low-quality bait?
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>>253978820
>July 17 at 5pm
I think I was jacking off at home, and after that I was deciding one whether to get EO4 or not but then I found out and plan to go for the Best Buy sunday deal instead.
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>>253991772
>paying $8000 to permanently mutilate your crotch
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>>253991945
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/bluexephos
Keep in mind this is after this massive scandal that cost them hordes of subscribers
just leave this fucking thread if you so shameless do not know anything.
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What the hell is Yogcast anyway? I keep seeing it mentioned, but it seems like a faggy sort of thing so I've never looked into it.
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>>253991952
I doubt it'd matter because I don't think anyone would've talked about it here anyway.
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>>253989883
Here's a better idea, someone coming by their house and throwing a brick into one of their skulls as a reward.
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>>253992427
They started out as a wowpodcast then focused on minecraft and some LPs on the side. Lot of collaborations with TB and then became a part of Polaris (big fucking group a lot of the major LPers are a part of )

They definitely had their own fanbase to make their own game which is why this news is so outrageous
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>>253991990
So they just jumped straight into game development without knowing what they were doing? With $570k? Fucking morons.
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>>253992427
Mineycrafta Jewtubers who tried to make their own Mineycrafta ripoff.
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>>253991772
kill yourself
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>>253991772
I'm actually okay with this.

I mean if people want to throw money at it, and it makes them happy, fuck. Crowdfund your sex change. No problem for me.

The yogscast game thing, on the other hand, is objectionable since they have enough money to make it themselves, demanded it off their fans anyway, then jewed them by not delivering a product.
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>>253979156
The only real "good thing" about this is that eventually stuff like this will end up drawing some serous government scrutiny towards Kickstarter and similar websites and finally snowball into some real consumer rights protections and legislation on these con job operations.
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>>253992427

it started as a WoW clan from Something Awful, yogs standing for ye olde goon squad. Yogscast was made by some of these people and started making videos on youtube. Now it's pretty big with kids and autists into minecraft.
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>>253992673
Ahh okay, thanks for clearing that up for me.
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>>253992275
I'm a britbong and their accents piss me off.

They have a very "youtube hipster faggot" style of voices.
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>>253991724
Woah, uh, not that I'm not grateful and all, but can you give me the tl;dr?

In exchange, have this nice webm.
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Most of the backers won't care too much, but I bet their parents will.
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>>253991772

>Be a trap
>Don't have a penis

Someone is seriously missing the point
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>>253992854
>I'm a britbong and their accents piss me off.
What about Total Biscuit, aka the britbong who acts british without being british?
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>>253992854
Yeah, I agree. I know plenty of britbongs but none of them are as irritating as these guys. I'm not sure if its their voices or if the fact that they're british is a coincidence or what.

Also, is that what people mean by british humor? Just stating the obvious like that?
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>>253989490
This is what I don't get. Why didn't they try making a second kickstarter?

I'm sure they could get retards to fund it. Positive. Minecraft autists are the most autist autists to autist autistically.
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>>253984352
I think i should start watching Brad Jones's stuff, everyone says that he's the only person who makes good stuff on TGWTG, but i've never cared too much about it, so, is he as good as everyone says he is?
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>>253991990
i hope not a single person feels bad for the people stupid enough to burn 10k
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>>253993202
>without being british?
>being a british expatriate magically makes you not british
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>>253992856

>ejection port on left side at start of video
>on the right in every other shot
>necked cartridge in semi-auto pistol (probably .357 sig, since centerfire?)

it's shit. And goddamn it /k/ has seeped into my brain.
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>>253993493
I've only watched him comment on "The Nut Job" after coming out of the theatre.

I enjoyed it. He's certainly more listenable than doug.
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i really hope someone called them out on their licensing bullshit especially when THEY were trying to make a game.

the actual development costs of that 500k actually shrunk to like 125~150k after their jewing.
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>>253993493
He is, but he's dragging himself down by associating with the rest of those retards. I would love to see him work with Redlettermedia. He'd make for a fun Best of the Worst guest.
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>>253992707
>I mean if people want to throw money at it, and it makes them happy, fuck. Crowdfund your sex change. No problem for me.
The problem was that he/she made it seem like a crowd fund for a surgery to save his/her life. There was no life in danger. This person just wanted a sex change and didn't want to pay for it.
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I bet /v/ bought into this shit.

I remember when /v/ was on Notch's nutsack 24/7. I also remember when they paid for some alpha minecraft clone that ceased development shortly afterwards.

This place is shit.
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Thats insane someone put 10k on this fucking thing. They had to be friends with the devs or something to be doing some shit like that.
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>>253993623
It's intentional. They reversed the shot to confuse the audience and put them in the shoes of the guy in the car, who doesn't know what's going on as he's killed.
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>>253994114
It was immediately mocked when they launched the kickstarter. Nice baseless assumptions though, hope you're first week has been fun here.
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>>253978820

>It was all the developer's fault but we're gonna make sure you get some dumb shit you didn't pay for to make up for it!

They don't apologise once or even mention the word "sorry". While you're a gigantic retard if you gave them money, I still hope they get reamed.
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>>253993623
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>>253993387
PRobably because it wouldn't be fair to the first people and would likely cause bigger problems for them in the long run. I mean strictly speaking, lets say they did make another kickstarter with a different dev team. Even if they got it funded, they're probably under obligation to still give the first kickstarter people a game as well. Which would mean that they're almost garenteed to not get much of a profit in the long run.

Its just easier to cut your losses.
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>>253994294
All of the people who actually play video games moved /vg/, /vr/, and /vp/.

The only people who remain are losers who either need to validate their purchases or cry about muh tumblr sjws.
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>>253989490

Kickstarter is great if you actually do research as a consumer and treat it like an investment rather than a then-and-there purchase. Typically, I don't back something unless I've actually had hands on experience with it (Shovel Knight, some of the tabletop games I've kicked) or a situation where I either trust the established dev or the failure to deliver what was promised would drive the company into the ground (Shantae and Wayforward, MN9 and Comcept, Cosmic Space Heroine and Zeboyd).

Fuck, a tabletop game I backed like three months is actually shipping four months AHEAD of schedule, I've never heard of that happening before.
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>>253992856
Most of the people peaced out a couple months into development, nearly all of the responsibility was piled onto the lap of the lead dev

>My company Winterkewl Games will unfortunately, probably need to go out of business and possibly file for bankruptcy if things get much worse though.
>I had invested innumerable hours and over $25,000.00 of my own money in the game
>the stress of trying to work full time and be full time on the game ultimately caused me to ruin my relationship with my wife
>When the divorce began I suffered a bit of a crisis personally and had to take a medical leave of absence from work. I almost lost my job too.
>I wanted so badly to make this project a reality I ignored the real-world risks to the point that I almost lost everything and worst of all I let you all down.
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>>253993905
>The problem was that he/she made it seem like a crowd fund for a surgery to save his/her life.
How? did they imply they'd kill themselves if they didn't get it, or what? My impression is just that "Tumblr SJWs" (and centre-y non SJWs sympathetic to transgenders, but tumblr would "give mass" to the thing) found the page and gave them money.

I mean if they were just dramatic as all without saying they'd literally die, there's no real issue with that to me. Maybe it just was a serious issue for them. I'll check if the page is still up and amend this post after watching the video.

>This person just wanted a sex change and didn't want to pay for it.
I'm presuming they couldn't afford it. (Which while for many things would be "tough, can't afford, can't have", but with a sex-change I'd put it a bit above wanting-but-being-unable-to-afford a car, but I don't want to de-rail this into a discussion about sex-changes.)

Mainly though, I've no issue with using crowdfunding as a begging system - it's purely optional for people to throw money at it. Crowdfund a Coffee for all I care.
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>>253994583
im not gonna feel bad for a guy who never made anything of note and was stupid enough to put his own money in
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>>253994583
God damn. Thanks for that, sorry I was too tired to read the whole thing. Yogscast seem like serious scum.
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>>253994442
>not get much of a profit
they get plenty profit from their youtube videos, why the fuck don't they take the small profit and do a nice thing for their fans?

I mean it's redundant since if they did that, they wouldn't kickstart it, they'd just put their own cash on the line.
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>there are people on /v/ right now who actually donated towards this
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>>253994583
>HE DESTROYED HIS ENTIRE LIFE FOR STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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>>253994158

no they used two different guns or cgi. The ejection port is on the left side, then magically on the right.

>>253994418

definitely not 9mm. Look again. As I said necked cartridge. Never seen a 9mm? it doesn't have that dip near the front, the cartridge walls are straight and flat. See pic.
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The press releasse is scummy as fuck. They try to lay all the blame on Winterkewl Games when those 2 manchildren are to blame for not doing a proper background check.
Its like buying an authentic Rolex from a nigger for 100 bucks. Who's to blame in this situation, the nigger or the retard falling for the obvious scam?
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>>253994741
They were idiots for thinking they could pull it off and investing their lives into it, but mostly it just exemplifies how the yogscast guys are scummy fucks for taking advantage of their naivety and allowing it to happen in the first place.
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>>253994654
It seems I was thinking of another person, but this one certainly did try to scam others.
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>>253991990
>Five backers put in over $10,000 of their own money - and now they're getting a Steam key

Holy fucking shit. I'm dying of laughter over here.
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>>253994802
Unless you're swimming in money to the point that you never need to work again, dumping crap tons of money into something and not get anything back is moronic.

Making a game isn't cheap and they're not so stupidly rich when you consider that they can't keep all of the money they make since a lot of it goes to expenses too.
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>>253978820
I miss when Gabe Newell made video games..
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>>253995631
I heard 2 backed out before the campaign was finished or shortly after
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>>253995405
I'm telling you what Browning Hi-Powers are chambered for. I don't know what caliber that necked cartridge it's ejecting is.
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>>253995560
Oh. That's bad. That's obviously wrong.

Why wasn't she just honest? There are a reasonable number of people who would probably gladly donate. (as the other crowdfunded thing shows)
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>>253991772
Aren't MtF "vaginas" monstruosities that need skin grafts constantly or they rot?
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>>253994583

> Trying to work full-time and code the game

Ummm, shouldn't the kickstarter cover staff wages?
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>>253995139
>paid to not make a game.
>destroys his own life for free.
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>>253995139
I am pretty sure he met them before making such life altering business with them.
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>>253995970
I think it varies in quality from "you couldn't tell it from the real thing" to "so where did the Japanese soldier bayonet you?"
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requesting that pic of the retards who thought they sank the titanic so they start yelling "sink" at every boat, because kickstarter has had far more successes than failures
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>>253995970

Nah, technology has come a long way since that.

They even use tissue from your anal lining in there so it can self-lubricate.
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>>253996221
FUCK YOU TUG BOAT!
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>>253995405
>>253995753
After looking at it more, I'm pretty sure it's a 9mm necked down to a .22.

I think the first shot of the gun is inverted, the pointer finger is still below the ejection port.
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>>253991772
it's god damn amazing how you fags manage to turn every damn discussion into lgbt/feminism whining

seriously, go start a fucking blog already. everyone will be better off, including you
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>>253996246
are we talking about a genuine, bona-fide boi pussy?
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>>253992715
Or people will simply learn to not be dumbasses and not pay for games that aren't made yet, then again that may as well be a pipe dream.
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>>253996190
but they're completely disowning him and the project, surely they can't have gone further than one skype call per month
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>>253991772
I wished I saved that webm of the surgery.
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>>253996354

Kinda, you just can't get pregnant, the lubrication doesn't work the same way as in a female, there's no blood every month, more cleaning issues, also, there's a 70% chance or so that you'll never be able to reach orgasm again.
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>>253993623
>ejection port on left side at start of video
>on the right in every other shot
Well lots of movies flip shots horizontally because the director or editor thinks they look or flow better. There are so many shots in the Lord of the Rings movies that are mirrored keep some kind of left/right continuity but you can see it's almost half the time the elvish brooches on the hobbit cloaks are flipped.
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>>253995560
And then the journalist who uncovered the truth got fired and blacklisted
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>>253996221
>Google "tortanic comic"
>Fourth image result

Gee, that sure was hard.
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>>253978820
>Although we’re under no obligation to do anything, instead we’re going to do our best to make this right, and make you really glad you backed the project!

>Although we’re under no obligation to do anything

Cuntstarter, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>253996329
well yeah, communities like /pol/ and stormfront share a lot of similarities with other sociopolitical communities like tumblr. and some subreddits and generally reddit

They have a lot more in common than they'd like to let on.
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>>253992715

If they're not protecting investors putting millions of dollars into projects why are they going to protect your $10 investment into a Yogscast video game.

Investors take risks, that's all there is to it, you're an investor that gets no equity.
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>>253996598
/v/ never acted like we took down SWTOR. We just watched and enjoyed the ride.
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>>253978820
>mfw I've never watched a single thing yogscast produced
>mfw I didn't even know they had a kikestarter
>mfw when people still don't learn and get swindled by kikestarter
>mfw people trust 'youtubers' to know how to make a vidya.

If you lost money on this, you don't deserve to have money.
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>>253996494
the two things actually don't have to correlate to each other at all.
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>>253996740
They're not even investors, just donators really.

I've got no legal knowledge of how this stuff works but I'm curious as to what would happen if a bunch of donators took them to court over this...
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>>253996928
you dont lose money you fucking idiot
its a donation service
there is no obligation to provide an end product
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>>253996594

> Blacklisted

Except he ended up parting amorously and even got the letter of recommendation he wrote signed off by the guy that fired him.
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>>253983137
If only...
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>>253996598
>Tortanic facing forward in panel one
>Somehow sinking with the tail facing the front now in panel two
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>>253986212
I bet you think Mystery Science Theater 3000 is funny.
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>>253995560
I love how brief and dry that final update is. It just reeks with shame and embarrassment.

Hope this nutjob kills itself.
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>>253991772
I'm glad this "thing" won't be able to reproduce.
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>>253994583
I just hope people learn from this embarrassing failure. Cause god knows this man has.
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>>253995753
>>253995405
>>253994158
>>253993623
>>253996324

You clearly haven't been spending enough time on /k/ if you can't tell they're 9mm blanks.
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>>253995560

Oh god I remember that. Didn't the SJWs crucify the journalist and try to claim that it was perfectly fine for Chloe to lie to everyone?
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>>253987642
What did they apologize for? Did they say something like "This is the worst thing we've ever seen," and then realized they were wrong after seeing PDP?
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>>253998067
Yeah.

They called Doug's video "the 9/11 of lets-plays" and stopped just short of comparing it to the holocaust.

What's funny about the apology is that in Dougs video, they spend a lot of time apologizing to people they did before since they're nowhere near as atrocious as Doug.
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This whole thread hurts my face.

I'm glad Larian isn't filled with a bunch of scumbags, Divinity: OS is great.
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>>253997031
>you fucking idiot
So mad. People go into that shit expecting a product. Kikestarter masquerades as a microinvesting site. That's why they call them backers and not donators.
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>>253997613
That's correct. Allistair Pinsof was the name of the journalist who exposed the scam and got a lot of shit for doing so.
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>>253996804
Correct, but the image was directed at people who would go into every thread about upcoming games and just spam about how the game will be shit and fail regardless if there was actually any writing on the wall or not.
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This is why you dont use kickstarter.

I funded the first dvd set and I just funded season 2. On top of that James used indiegogo for AVGN:movie and its done. Say what you will about it, but he did it.
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>>253992856
The movie is Killing Them Softly
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>>253996003
Kickstarter went to yog pockets
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>>253984352
Jesus that video is even worse than TGWTG

Also that Q&A is pretty pathetic. The fact that someone needs to surround themselves by socially inept dweebs to feel normal is sad
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>>253998240
>>253998067

The weird thing is I think that Doug's LP was suppose to be a parody of LPs itself? Or at least intentionally god awful. At least that was what I thought?
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>>253998891
I don't get this mentality. It bugs me that OP's article starts and ends with "I don't like Kickstarter", as if it's Kickstarter's fault that the yogshitters jewed other people out of their money. The fact that the yog shitters are a bunch of lazy, deceitful cunts has nothing to do with the thousands of other individuals trying to get their own projects funded.

Be smart about it and don't give your money to people whose "job" is to make shitty Youtube videos. If you gave money to a project that went belly up, you've only got yourself to blame.
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>>253999581
but they did it for money, not for social reasons
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>>253990624
We only talk about it all the time right now.
Whats your malfunction?
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>>253999742
I dunno. I think he just didn't understand how LPs work.

I don't hate Doug or anything. I like the older nostalgia critic videos, but he's not very competent.
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>>253997089
They aren't pay his unemployment and no one will hire him. His letter of recommendation is garbage because he outed himself after his boss threw a fit about it.

fuck destructoid
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>>253993493
I think he's pretty good, one of the few people from TGWTG I find tolerable. Sometimes I watch MikeJTV, Suede, that one guy with the curly hair that reviews manga, and occasionally Phelous. I'm debating whether I should start watching Lindsay again, loved her work when she was no longer obligated to act like a female version of NC.

How shitty are my tastes?
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>>253989490
wait until Mighty Jew 9 goes out and then people will understand the real nature of Kikestarter
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>>253999752

What about potato salad? have you seen all the shitty kickstarters that popped up after idiots funded that? I entirely blame kicstarter because they don't filter anything out of the thousands of kickstarters that were funded how man have had success?

I'm not saying indiegogo is the best thing ever, but you dont see many scams stories from them.
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