>You will never go out for food with your favorite vidya

>>253973349
look at how they hold those drinks...

what the fuck is with the happy meal face

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>you will never sniff palutenas farts for breakfast

jesus that happy meal mascot

>Inb4 that new happy meal box for smash

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>>253973349
>You will never have a conversation with Chell over burgers.
>You will never get to thear badass war stories from Doomguy, and rip and tear your nuggets in half.
>You will never be kicked by Duke's mighty boot, and eat shit into the ground.
>You will never feel Lara Croft's baps in a McDonald's bathroom.

>>253975181
I don't know why, but that made me crack up.

Something about inhaling a gas for breakfast.

Happy meal thread?

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>>253973349
>>253975256
>>253975360

>>253973349
I met them at the Brandenburg Gate last october, though

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>>253973349
Sucks to be you OP.

I ate candy with my friend who dressed as Link for Halloween one time.
Does that count? He carried one of those glowing ball toys Mexicans sell at parties on the side of the street and pretended it was Navi if that helps

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>>253977180

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>>253977180

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>>253978494

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>>253978670

>>253978670
>four fabulous falcons will never treat you for lunch and then strike poses with you for hours

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>>253978776

>>253977180
>that filename

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Eggman would eat my shit when my back is turned then make me foot the bill.

>>253977180
hahaha

i really, really like that picture. can i save it?

Seriously, though; is this really some sort of artistic style or am I just being autistic?

>>253975181
why is she so qt

>>253973349
>those one-bite burgers
It's kind of amusing imagining some guy on the team taking a bite out of the burgers before passing it to Mario to hold for the photo shoot

>>253978776
>Blue Falcon
The serious one.
>Pink Falcon
The Fun one.
>Olive Falcon
The Bad Boy
>Black(?) Falcon
The nice guy

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I wanna watch a scary movie with Yoshi and then go out to dinner.

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>>253979354
>there will never be a Captain Falcon sitcom

>>253979740
faggot

>>253979884
Not my fault Yoshi is cuter than you are, ugmo.

>>253977180
High impact sexual violence

>>253973349
Why are the new Happy Meal boxes to horrifying when you see them out of the corner of your eye?

>>253977180
grape

>>253982406
Yeah, I really want to know who thought these would be a good idea

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>>253975181
>Palutena will never sit on your lap and shart in your jorts

Why live?

>>253982406
Mickey D's trying to cash in on Despicable Me's popularity.

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>>253982406
I think it's one of those "Any publicity is good publicity things". Even if you think they're ugly as shit, people still remember them for being personified Happy Meal Boxes. So kids are going to want to buy the Happy Meal as much for the box as they are the meal.

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>>253974969

Reminds me of this.

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>will never treat her to dinner away from the Lumas, just the two of us
>will never stop by that one bubble planet that naturally produces bubble tea for the hell of it
>will never snuggle on the couch and share hot cocoa with while at Ice World

>There is no face for this.