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Would you?
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>>253958832
ya

are you saying you wouldnt faggot
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She got no arms
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>>253958832
Hell yes.
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assuming its possible, yes
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>>253958930

that's the good part

she does though
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>>253958832
>considered
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>emotionless
>never shuts up

yeah nah get the fuck out
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>>253959378
>Not wanting to fuck an emotionless husk that never shuts up.

What are you, gay?
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It has no arms. How can I feel a girl penetrating my skin with her nails as I fuck?
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Yes
Did she always have heels or did HW add that?
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So, I never got around to playing Skyward Sword because lolnintendoconsolesafter64

Is the blue bitch the master sword or soemthing?
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I don't think you understand, I put up with her shit the whole game just because I wanted to fuck it.
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>>253958930
>has no arms to give you a handjob with
>gives you a footjob instead
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>>253959965
Those clothes ARE her arms, though.

>>253960179
She's always had them.

>>253960198
Basically.
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>>253959965
You can feel her entire being penetrating your skin because she's a fucking sword.
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>>253958832
No. Would you a Impa?
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>>253960369
>Footjob.

Mah nigga
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>>253958832
You can't. She's a sword.
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>>253958832
Would I?
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>>253960476
>Implying anyone could get laid with her.

She'll only give herself over to the purest, loyalest, and bestest man that can keep up with her.
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Yes, also, i love the pantyshot on the Hyrule Warriors presentation of her.
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>>253960881
>Pantyshot.

Where?
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>>253960881
S-source?
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>>253960695
>You will never fight alongside her
> You will never have rough, passiinate after-skirmish sex with her
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>>253961052
It's too painful to think about...
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>>253961028
>>253961048
It's really brief.
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>>253959965
She has arms bro
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>>253961654
What's a sword doing wearing panties?
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>>253960369
>gives you a footjob
>with feet shaped like platform boots
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>>253961052
God tier taste
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Is it possible?
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>have sex with fi
>climax
>she changes into a sword as she orgasms
>blood everywhere
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>>253961654
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why not

seriously

why not
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>>253962225

See >>253962073
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>>253962073
that's not how swords work son
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>>253961749
>Great Fairy

I completely forgot about that.
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You wouldn't a Fi?
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>>253962073
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>>253962640
hell no
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>>253961749
>Fi carrying Link through the air
That's adorable
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>>253962640

>eyes
>expressing emotions
>no cold metal skin

shit fanart, would not fug
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>>253958832
Do not fuck robots.
Do NOT fuck robots
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>>253962640
>tits
i wouldn't THAT fi
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>>253962640
>>253962743
FUCK
YES
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>>253962640
Never ever.
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>>253962806
I already love a robot, why can't I fuck one?
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>>253962886
Some mebers of your body could be seriously damaged
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>>253963046
Broken parts can be fixed, anon.
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>>253963046
They say love hurts.
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>>253961654
>brief

Get out.
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Would you a Midna?
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>>253962640
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>>253963145
You should never ask for it
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>>253962665
>>253962743
>>253963250

I don't care how fucking sexy you draw her, she's still a bland and stupid robot in game.
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>>253963243
I would a human form Midna. Imp Midna can go and stay go.
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>>253963243
Human Midna > Imp Midna
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>>253963420
So is Zelda, but lots of people like her.
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>>253958832
Do you think most people wouldn't OP? You're gonna have to get stranger than that.
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>>253962806
I'll fuck robots and ther's nothing you can do about it.
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>>253963653
She had personality in quite a few of the recent games, such as
SS
ST
WW
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>>253963420
nobody says she isnt

SS is just a shit game anyways
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>>253963898
>Tiny flash of panties
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>>253963843
>implying SS Zelda wasn't a soul-less waifu-bot.
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>>253964303
Being a soulless waifu bot is better than being a soulless oatmeal bot.
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>>253962804
Here I made an edit just for you, no need to thank me.
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>>253958832
Is it so wrong that I want to fuck a emotionless robot who'd do anything I ask?
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>>253958832
Hells yeah
I've loved Fi since I first saw her
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>>253964691
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>>253962782
could she do that in the game? can't remember if she could or not?
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>>253964753
No, that's normal.
One day Japan will make the dream a reality, then it's on to monster girls.
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>>253964753
No
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>>253964991
No, that's what the sailcloth was for
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>>253965149
Now I wish we never got the sailcloth. I would have loved to have Fi carry link in the air. In fact I wish they used Fi for more than just Dowsing
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>>253965079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAfC5yW_hw

Got more?
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>>253965540
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>>253965079
NO YOU DID NOT JUST SEXUALIZE THE LITTLE TAP DANCING GHOST GOD DAMNIT IM PISSED
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>>253966349
Thanks anon.

>>253966776
Are you this new to the site that Rule 34 is news to you?
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>>253965540
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>>253965079
CEASE AND DESIST
>>253967017
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>>253966776
Moses supposes that ghost is a 'ho, bitch.
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>>253966776
>>253967127
Mad
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>>253967127
You know that just makes more people wanna join in, right?
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>>253967338
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
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>>253967017
>>253966349
>>253965079
it was this day that I learned anything is possible
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I want to fuck that tap dancing ghost
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>>253967004
its not that im new but I didnt think it was popular enough to get lewd god damnit
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the pillow talk would be grade a boner poison

>emotionally devoid face stares at you as she says in a flat monotone "master there is a 90% chance I am about to orgasm"
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>>253968095
That's fucking hot.
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>>253967573
She scares me.
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>>253968230
Why?
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>>253967004
I never even thought of looking up porn of her.
Does this ghost bitch even have a name? I highly doubt "moses animation" will be accurate keywords.
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>>253967870
Man that's the essence of R34, what else do you think isn't popular enough?
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>>253968482
???Moses
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>>253968482
I'm almost 100% positive this is all the result of a draw thread. /r/ could probably tell us more.
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>>253968558
Its not like that like i think un popular things just equals no porn just like
man who knows
I do know of that huge titted chicken thing that blew up on /co/ awhile back but like
god damn
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>>253968858
I haven't been on /co/ in a while, what's this about a chicken?
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>>253968997
Its some foreign cartoon short thing
about a chicken or some bird I dont know
and it has like humongous fuckin tits and thats pretty much it
it was just a flavor of the month thing
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SS Fi just annoying
but HW Fi has great body line and legs
so YES
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Would I!
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>>253969427
would you?
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>>253969283
I honestly never found SS Fi Annoying. I feel like people were just exaggerating like with Navi.
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Guess I'll post this since I have it
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>>253962062
That's a parody drawing right? R-right?
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>>253970845
I do wish there was more Fi art w/ her actual face.
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>>253967004
I thought girls displaying high levels of kawaii were off limits, or is that only Yotsuba?
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>>253960596
Would you?
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>>253971205
This. Same with WFT. That T_T while doing sexual things is what gets me the hardest.
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>>253971205
Yeah it'd be nice. do like seeing people give her pupils and Iris. then again I'd just love to see more Fi art and maybe so merchandise like a plush or a figure of her dancing.
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Yesss. I love Fi, I wish she had more development.
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>>253973054
> I wish she had more development.
Same here. part of me is fine with what "development" she got when Link sealed her in the sword for ever since she learn about a few emotions.
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>>253973054
I thought she was a cool character and I liked her, but the game needed less handholding and she was the one who did most of it. But I enjoyed SS nonetheless.
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the way she remarked on the robot pirate in the lenayru sea dungeon was really good

>she said she couldn't help remark on how he was able to stay functional despite being alone for all those years in the desert.
and her relationship with the robot was lost on everyone else I guess. I really enjoyed the little put put robot that was whiped for FI
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>>253976519
And now Fi is alone for the rest of time inside a sword.
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>>253977245
No anon
She has all the other links to be with too
She gets to feel his firm grip on her hilt with every swing
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>>253977471
But deep down she knows it will never be her Link. He is long gone.
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>>253970980
A parody fetish drawing of Fi pregnant with a Biggoron sword that people are supposed to fap to yes.
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>>253978132
at a strict sense they are the same iteration, just in different situations.

and her purpose has been fullfilled, it is even subtly stated that she will be with link in his and her next life. aka every helper he has had is like a different version of her
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>>253978468
So that's where Midna inherited her hips from?
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>>253977471
At the end of Wind Waker, she is stuck in Ganons head has Hyrule is washed away forever
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>>253978789
Yes anon. It also canonically means Tatl and Navi have wide hips, along with ST Zelda growing up to have them.
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>>253979830
Oh god.
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>>253979830
Fi truly does suffer.
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>>253979830
But anon she came back in Spirit Tracks. At least she drowned penetrating someone in a way that felt good for her.
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Possibly one of the worst companions in video game history. She just looks ugly to me, no personality (I know it's supposed to be ironic), and just annoying. I think she's the reason I dropped the game. Though the shitty motion controls didn't help either.
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>>253979830
At least she's keeping a great evil at bay
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>>253958832
yep
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>>253980249
Does anyone else realize that as Fi's master, Link could have asked her to stop acting that way at any time, but never did, meaning Link is canonically impossible to annoy?
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>>253980249
You, sir, have no taste.
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>>253980358
CARLOS I KNOW IT'S YOU IN THAT SIMBA COSTUME
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>>253980358
in the great bay
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>>253980467
maybe he just knew that asking anyone to fundamentally change their personality is a fucked up thing to do.
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>>253963839
>wanting to fuck your MyRoid daughteru
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>>253980701
It wouldn't be if he just asked to stop stating percentages and so forth all the time.
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>>253980249
I actually didn't have any problems with the motion controls. In fact I thought they were the funnest controls in the series to date.
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I'd tap her so hard that I would drain her of her power and would have to restore her with pieces of the Triforce
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>>253980249
Guess what? we don't care!
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>>253958832
Without a second fucking thought
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>>253981250
The only problem I had with motion controls was with performing the skyward strike. That's about it. I also don't understand why peoples' wrists hurt after playing games like this for a long while, and my wrists are so weak I had to use ultimate grip when deadlifting in high school weightlifting. It's weird. Can anyone tell me why my weak-ass wrists don't ever ache from motion controls?
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>>253980765
Only because Doc is off-limits
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Kill her? Yes.
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Would I retcon her out of existence?

Yes.
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>>253982260
>Master Sword ceases to exist
>Evil wins

Goos job, fag.
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>>253982452
Worth it.
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>>253982452
>Demise fucks Link into oblivion instead.
Worth it.
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>>253982518
>>253982648
>>253982260
>>253982040
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>>253965079
>>253966349
>>253967017
>>253967547
>There's cute fan art of the ghost girl
>There's lewd fan art of the ghost girl
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>>253983981
And those 4 images are about 45% of all of it.
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