>Main Demo and Soldier
>Have no problem at all with dealing with minis
you must be a scunt main
>plays with aimbot sentry and free crits shotgun
>thinks that equates to skill
Just like if you beat a game on super easy mode it's the same as if you beat it on very hard, right?
Salvaged crate, i got it for like 8 keys from some friend but it's pretty expensive now, i like stranges and i like collecting them, the only i'm missing is the S. kritzkrieg. It's cool if you like strange weapons. The PDA is cool too since it tracks people transported and healing done.
Who are you quoting?
Is funny. Because snipers care not for defense.
>be a scunt main
>never have a huge problem with minis
are other scout mains just too ignorant or too busy being fast to stop and listen?
>has never jumped in his life
minis shut rocket and sticky jumps the fuck down, they hurt soldiers way worse than scouts, especially in symmetrical gametypes
like just fucking try to fight anyone on granary mid with a miniengie on the other team
Boy I tell ya, I know that feeling well.
I never said that using the gunslinger and the frontier justice equates skill you dumb nigger.
Noice, i'm still waiting for a strange short circuit, that thing makes spammoman mains butthurt as hell.
>Tryhard on my regular server that uses crutches all the time (Machina, Gunslinger, Huo-Long Heater, etc). His main loadout is Machina/Dangershield/Shiv
>Decide to try going Spy for once and focus mainly on him while on defense
>Backstab him once and go along with my business
>Next time he comes out wearing a Razorback
>mfw 2-shotting him with my Ambassador
>scouts will shit blood over this
I fucking hate the antartica parka
it looks fucking shit
get ready for fucking 60 fat engies
i love the taunt, i love the triple chin, but it gets old when you see 10000 engy's that look the same
But how would I make my Zero cosplay?
I kinda want to get stranges of some weapons but i'm not wanting to pay out of pocket for shit. Also put the mini sentry in the water on 2fort under the bridge and rack up those free crits.
>upload 15 dosh to the wallet
>get all vanilla weapons and some additional weapons in strange for that money from the market
Fuck the gunslinger in strange though, too expensiv.
>Cant wear Towering Pillar of Summer Shades with Towering Pillar of Hats
>Cant wear bird heads with hats
>Cant wear cosmetics that conflict with weapons
>Cant paint the Smissmass Battle Hood
Get it together Volvo
I did 25 and got a titfuck load of cosmetics for a lot of characters. I had sold all my shit including my S.F. Flamethrower (found off a guy for a ref and winter crate right when he opened it) when my laptop couldn't play games for steam bucks to gift nigs. Also play conga spy o pubs and you will always talk enemy engy into taunting with you and eliminating him from play especially if all chat works.
>really want Die Regime Panzerung
>getting almost impatient enough to just buy a genuine one off the market instead of waiting for unique quality versions to be more common
God damnit why does Heavy have to be so fun.
>build dispenser, teleporter
>drop sentry and forget it
>go out and have fun with the rest of the team shooting stuff with a shotgun
>when destroyed build a new one instantly
Do you hate fun?
This explains the endless bitching about minis, then. Tryhard soldiers are the #1 source of whining in TF2. Being constantly pampered leads to a sense of entitlement, I suppose.
From the guy who did:
>stop in a secluded corner to recharge as CnD spy
>pyro picks that exact spot to stop walking
"Meet the Xsolla"
Another good channel, also did
"Meet the Family"
...and its sequel, "Family Business"
Why everyone is so shitty on them?
> literally no one plays medic
> spies never EVER saps anything
And so on
I keep spectating soldiers with rocket jumper who shoot at enemies.
Tryhard soldier mains are such faggots. This rocket jumping cunt who was HELPING SO MUCH by market gardening gibus snipers demanded that I pocket him. Tried to votekick me when I wouldn't
The class has the best skill floor to power ratio, literally the easiest shit to score kills with in the game, and somehow they feel that everything that inconveniences them needs to be nerfed.
They're also the classic source of the always-hilarious "stock is the most powerful and for tr00 pr0s only, but everything else is somehow a crutch letting you get cheap kills on me!" chestnut.
>don't get the joke
what size are those clownshoes anon?
>join blu team on Valve server
>guy on the top of our team points out we don't need 4 snipers
>2 minutes later
> Engies never build anything and just keep shooting at the enemy.
> No one protects the point/case, they just go for kills.
I only play on them because I get good ping on them but fucking hell.
It's very funny watching an engineer panic like a mother fucker when he plops down a mini sentry and he expects me to go for it instead of him.
They never expect it for some reason and I usually have enough health left to take out the sentry as well.
>people who can't do simple addition in Robot Destruction
>they also seem unable to decipher the mystical runes of A, B and C
I'll give them not knowing if they have the flag or not, it seems to fall into the warp and exist in two places at once sometimes.
>Robots periodically drop invisible metal metal when shot
>Figure shooting them with widowmaker is good idea
>Stuck at enemy C with no metal and four engineers running full level 3 sentries
Robot defense is horrifying sometimes
>Be playing spy
>Cloak around corner
>3 random gibus pyros walk by in a group
>Bump into one, but it just walks by instead of doing anything
Another good channel is Antoine Delak, but he works with Gmod. No pony shit either!
no, its that its blocking your fucking way or being made during the middle of an engagement so you have to choose, shoot the engie, or shoot the mini
eitherway you are dead
In your loadout there's a button for equipping taunts in the middle of screen. Equip them and then when you hit the taunt key you can select an equipped taunt or hit taunt again for a regular weapon taunt.
when it builds itself the second he sees you?
lvl1-3 sentries I have no problem with
he put time in effort into making that so it being a problem makes sense
this fucking thing thou, If you don't run the fuck out of there once you see the engie drop that shit, you are dead
>run tf2 in borderless window
>stll can't alt tab
>Set up an Engie nest on the grates of our base
>Blu is too busy jacking off to their hats that they take no effort in destroying it
>Blu team is being fucking rekt by one sentry
>Feels good man.jpg
>I set up a teleporter to the enemy sewers for other Engines to go through
3 minutes later
>Soldier out of fucking nowhere
>Rocket knock back bumps me onto my teleporter
>Don't notice, desperately fixing nest
>Get teleported to sewers
>Confused as fuck
>Blu is obliterating our nest down there
>Die and lose everything
The last thing I saw was the piece of bread that flew out the teleporter, next to a pair of Groucho Marx glasses.
gotta love valve pubs
>on blu as med
>having trouble at first but we start turning it around
>near the end it's about 75~200 with me and pocket pushing
>THE REACTOR HAS BEEN TAKEN
>it's just me and the soldier up here surely somebody will stop it
>almost escapes with ALL our points
>fall back with solly, pubbies panicking
>guys just use airblast and sentries and we will be fine
>engies build sentries upstairs away from reactor
>our 2 pyros don't know how to airblast they just w+m1 the bonk scout
>reactor gets picked up at the last second several times
>now literally our entire team is sitting on the fucking reactor
>I am body blocking scouts at this point
>Bonk scout comes in and knocks me away with fan with the ENTIRE TEAM THERE
>my pocket saves reactor at A
>fuck this, switch to pyro
>kill a dozen scouts going for the reactor by myself until it finally returns
>420brony4lyf: great job team :)
Why are pubbies so fucking awful? This game isn't even difficult unlike rts and fighting games how can so many players be this shit?