Well, /v/?

Yeah, you did. Now gimmie a hug.

No. You didn't do fuck anything.

Better than last year at least.

>>252252781
Better than last year by a long shot. Still, that's not saying much. I gave you a "C" for satisfactory performance.

Yes I'm getting you in my birthday you bitch

You better not shit and piss in my rug.

Stop with these threads, you're ruining them

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>>252253369
But Xbone-tan is so fucking adorable.

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>>252252904

>>252252781
It was horrible and I enjoyed it.

>>252253550
But you'll ruin the threads and tans will become the new thing to hate

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>>252252781

As a whole, you did decently enough. Still it wasn't without faults, such as the fact that you showed prerendered trailers instead of actual gameplay most of the time, and do I really need to bring up how badly you insulted Conker?

>>252253725
This.
It's like how Loss is becoming the /v/ equivalent of baneposting.

>>252252781
anyone have the pictures of all the stories of how PC-tan is trying to immortalize all the gens of consoles?

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>>252253725
So long as they stay both in /v/ and in a manga style I can't see how /v/ would come to unanimously hate it.
But I see what you mean.

>>252253978
see
>>252253868

Ya did good kiddo, a healthy second place.

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>>252254348

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Honestly?

Not terrible. As cool as it is to hate on the X-Bone, Sunset Overdrive looks really fucking cool and Platinum has me by the balls with Scalebound. Call me a shill / drone / whatever but i've loved every one of P*'s games and i'm sure Scalebound will be no exception.

Not to mention the 100 dollar price drop combined with the shitty Kinect / Orwellian DRM being removed.

I might own an XBone before a PS4 at this point which would you'd never here me say last year.

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>>252252781
I can't wait for the comic when Microsoft pulled the plug on the Xbone in 2017 -earlier than both PS4 and the Wii U

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>>252253978

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>>252255019
Please no, my heart can't take it.

Tan-threads are overheating mate, you have to give them time to cool off our they'll melt, like the terribad PC I'm posting from.

Evidently, who has Xbone-Tan's 3D model they were working on?

>>252252781
Better than sony did.

>>252253564
Rape is never easy.

>>252254751
I own a PS4 and WiiU, gotta be honest with ya, I'm pretty jealous of their exclusives. I think under Phil Spencers management, the console will have a brilliant game line up; who'd thought they'd bring back god damn Phantom Dust?

This will probably be the first gen that I will ascend to Idort form.

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>>252252781
It was better than before.

>>252255327
>>252255019
No, not my waifu.

;_;

So how many days have you guys been forcing daily threads of this shit, 4?

>>252254348
>>252254415
This Microsoft was an easy 2nd place.

But was vastly disappointed by Jewbisoft. I wanted EA to die on the spot.
>MUH FEELS

>>252255672

So how many burritos do you eat before jumping borders?

>>252255918
>burritos
>not tacos
Nigga please...

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>>252255497

So who would rape which tan?

Like, sex rape. Without consent.

So how long is it going to be until /v/ running this into the ground causes cosplay to happen?

>>252252781
You corrected all your mistakes from last year. Now let me rest my head on your lap.
I'm still getting a PS4.

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>>252256117
I'd rape /x/-tan.

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>>252255019
Are you from the future?

>>252256103

Every day

You look at the mirror and realize you will never be more than a third world shitskin whose height of the day is shitposting on 4chan

A bullet, and it's all over

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>>252256117
Vitan adheres to my fetishes as a rotten girl with low self esteem and high sex drive.

>>252255019
>earlier than the wiiU

Nintendo tends to pull the plug on their consoles pretty fucking early

>>252256243
/b/ beat you too that.

>>252252781
At least is not a PS4.

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>>252255218

PC....PC has a tough life...

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>>252253564
Fix'd

I wanna see PC doing weeb things with vita.

These threads remind me how great it is being an idort. My harem is lovely.

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>>252257165
I tried making several idort battlestation threads but had fuck all response. What's your harem?

I don't love her and shoving her down my throat with new threads every hour only makes me hate her and her retarded person helmet even more.

>>252257009
>someone edited my shit edit
is this the day I stop being a newfag? i waited years for this day.

Top Tier: Xbone-tan

High Tier: Vita-tan

Mid Tier: PS4-tan

Low Tier: PS4-tan

Shit Tier: PC-kun

>>252258291
God Tier: Wii U-tan

>>252256482
Any more of these? They turn me on.

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>>252253564

>>252258291
*Sad Tier: PC-Kun

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I have a hard time justifying not wanting a bone or at least consisting getting one. I was almost 100% going ps4 and I still might get one when blood souls and guilty gear comes out but this e3 didn't show much on it's horizon. No doubt it'll fix itself like the ps3 did last gen but I'll wait until then.

The bone simply has more exclusives I kinda sorta want while the ps4 doesn't have much a library. Granted, I wouldn't recommend getting either of those until Destiny comes out at least.

An I wrong in thinking this?

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>>252258291

>Shit Tier: PC-kun

Nigga, let him upgrade before you rank him.

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>>252258737
I think there's something subtly homoerotic about pc.

>>252252781
Better than Sony/EA/Ubisoft
Still need to step up to be Nintendo level

What's special about PS4tan? U-tan is milf with removable head, Xbone-tan has the helmet, 3DS has the glasses I guess, 2DS is retarded with an eyepatch, PC is a big guy, and Vita is a Tomoko clone. PS4 just had a sword one time.

>>252256103
Fuck off horsefucker

>>252256103
>Nigga please...
ya callate y hagase pa' la verga pinche degenerado

>>252258291
>PS4-tan twice

>>252259013
PS4's eyes glow.
So bright you can see them reflected in the screen.

/r/ing Vita-tan slamming the door shut then dancing and singing to some dodgy J- karaoke
Y'know, because Vita pretty much only gets rhythm games

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They're just like real women!

>>252260164
Get rekt

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>>252258291
>PC
>not ultimate being tier

>>252260164
Why'd she throw her hat?

>>252254028
Overusing anything will draw abject hate eventually. You're reaching oversaturation if you make one of these threads every damn day.

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>>252260336

man, we are just

going out of control with all these tans.

>>252260575
It's in reference to MS dropping the Kinect for the console in a new "bundle".

>>252260575
since the Kinect no longer became required for an Xbone recently, which is represented by Xbone-tan tossing her kinect-hat

You guys gotta stop making these threads, I'm starting to actually think of these bitches when playing games.

>Haven't played PS4 in weeks
>It's probably jealous that I keep playing the Wii U and her imouto instead of her

>>252261060
that's more your problem than /v/'s..

>>252257384
>non-K CPU
>Z motherboard
SUPREME KEK

This is what happens when consolefaggots buy pre-builts.

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>>252261262
Yeah, you're right.

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>>252256624
>U-tans erect nipples

requesting dota 2-tan please

Why does /v/ hate the PS4 so much again, when the Xbone is the underpowered overpriced shitbox that borderline destroyed the games market?

Is it just to be contrarian? Yeah, neither PS4 or Xbone have any games yet, but PS4's going to get more jap stuff.

goddamn these things are so fucking cute

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>>252261609
Because the PS4 is $50 more.

>>252261705
In canuckland maybe. How're those internet prices treating you?

>>252261609
All the consoles are unpowered, cash grabbing, nogaems toys. Cry moar Sonyfaggot.

>>252261609
I see this post every day and it has always led to nothing but shitposting.

>>252260726
>exclusives - useless

>>252261464
U-tan is so fucking kawaii

I wish she would tenderly and lovingly /ss/ with me for a while

>>252252781
yes you did xbone-tan your console is gaming heaven. best 8th gen console easy
>best controller
>best games
>better on xbox one
thank you xbone-tan

POST MORE CONSOLE-TANS ; ;

>>252255218
i am sad now

>>252261609
I think that both are shit, but PS4 fans and haters are what the main problem is. And I liked the PS3 as much as the 360.

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>>252262042

>>252261814
I dunno man my apartment is all inclusive, and we still have net neutrality...

>>252256349
>Canadian XBone

>>252252781
You morphed from a horrible monster to something good to get if you grew up with the original Xbox.

You look much more like an Xbox than Xbox 360 now.

>>252262018
>inb4 300 posts of derailed shitposting

>>252261609
Because ps4 has no games.
I don't know how much clearer than that I can make it.
It doesn't help that sony fanboys are more childish than the people who still play nintendo shit.

>>252261609
Don't feed the console warrior.

>>252256547
surprisingly, wii u probably had the best E3 showing. Probably because they weren't involved in the pissing contest of ponystation and xbone

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>>252261504
Here you go, buddy.

http://imgur.com/a/0MjQ1/

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>>252260164
>They're just like real women! They have boobs!

AND PENISES

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God I remember the days after the Xbone was revealed and then after the Microsoft conference. It was everyone putting aside there differences and looking forward to vidya. What happened man? We all agreed that to play all the games the best set up would be Sonyntendo + PC and your choice of handheld.

I just don't get it man. Why can't we ascend to the glorious idort master race and just talk about vidya?

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>>252262240
Oh shit, here we go, it's starting, it's a console war, just like every single day.

>Weeaboos ruin something
>Again

>>252262240
But Anon, the Xbone has no games either, and it has worse graphics for the same price to boot.

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Knockoff-tan concepts form a thread a bit ago, does anyone know if there is any more too it or if this is it? I left after so I just thought I would ask.

>>252262118
>we still have net neutrality
>implying that will last long

>>252262457
Who are you quoting?

>>252258737
>anon finally finished it

b a s e d

>>252262392
What's wrong with penises, don't you have a penis anon?

>>252262345

What is it meant to be?

>>252262440
It's just a fact anon
>>252262496
Yes but it has games on the horizon. ps4 can't even say that.
> and it has worse graphics
Buying a new console for the graphics is like buying a new car because it's cleaner than your old car.

>>252262496
You know we hate both, right?

>>252260164
Did Sony 2012 have media shit I don't remember that

>>252262659
Dota-2 tan!!!

>>252262697
Oh boy, it's really happening everyone, console wars right here in this thread!

>>252262697
The PS4 has games on the horizon, too. Bloodborne, Rime, fuck, even Driveclub looks great (essentially a new Project Gotham)

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>>252252781
better than last year

This Xbox tan shit keeps getting posted over and over

It's obviously a marketer.

>>252262345
>>252262743
please draw it as a cute girl playing with PC tan

;_;

>>252262936
Hi OP.

>>252262841
A souls clone, an indie puzzle game and a racing game?
Come on anon, atleast 3 of each of those are going to come out for all 3 platforms before any of those 3 comes out.

>>252262936
if you dont like it ignore, hide, and report it newfriend

>>252262606
Well lasted longer than some people, the french held out longer than america for once.

>>252262761

No, I get that, I mean whats the symoblism?

It looks like a skinny... nether person with a dota 2 head

All of the tans have some sort of meaning to their appearance

Just make up some symbolism if there isnt any

more Wii U tan?
she has games after all

>>252262093
>>252261663

>>252262240
Please don't give us xbots a bad name.
We're a kind and loving people.

>>252262398
Well, part of it is that marketers stirring up shit is a real thing, and some of it is because of old prejudices that never went away. Just ignore the people stirring up shit and you can have a good thread.

Regarding E3 business, it seems weird to me that almost everything MS showed that was interesting was in their indie reel. Sony's conference annoyed me because they gave only the thinnest possible mention of Vita and spent, like, 15 fucking minutes on Michael Fucking Bendis. Nintendo was OK, but Amiibos look stupid.

>>252263069
Oh come on Anon, just stop, please?

>>252263185
You don't exist to me friend.

>>252263230
I agree on the E3 shit. What were they thinking, doing Microsoft;s thing. Microsoft did a good job.

>>252255218
Why did this bring me to tears

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I'm convinced that Xbone-Tan is the most successful attempt at viral marketing the Xbone on /v/.

>>252262841
>even Driveclub looks great (essentially a new Project Gotham)
>Driveclub
>30fps racer
>great

>>252263230
Sony focused too much on tv bullshit and ps now while microsoft just stood there and talked about video games for an hour and a half.
It pretty much swung every master race's opinion towards microsoft, especially since they showed a lot of xbone/pc games that won't make it to ps4 and managed to look good in the process.

>>252263376
AH FUCK, DIDN'T FINISH

Anyway, I can't really count Nintendo because they did something that no one had done at E3 before, so it's hard to determine. But they showed of some fucking games, let me tell you.

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>>252263539
>Those PS2s

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252263646
I don't see why everyone focused on Sony's tv bullshit.

Yea it was bullshit but it was like 15 minutes and after and before a lot of vidya.

MS was certainly better than last year, since it was actually all video games, but there wasn't much gameplay

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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>>252262398

PS4 didn't live to its massive hype, with pretty much all their exclusives being pushed at least a year later and jewing the online, while Xbone backpedaled hard enough to stop being so awful and get in the same level as PS4

Right now PS4 only has better grafix, but the Bone is getting a healthy amount of exclusives and that's where it matters.

As for Nintendo, well, same as always.

>>252263593
>talking shit about Project Gotham which was also 30 FPS

wanna go m8?

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>252264127
>>252264028
>>252263926
>>252263869
>inb4 mastermind

>>252262398
Microsoft are finally getting their shit together. Phil Spencer seems to be saving the console at the moment, he should have replaced Don Matrick years ago.

Him and Klobb are also bringing back god damn Phantom Dust, if that isn't a sign the console is in safe hands, I don't know what is.

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>>252263984
Bring it

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252263927
PS4 exclusives are coming since Sony simply has more first party muscle, they're just taking fucking FOREVER.

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>>252264194

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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>>252255019

NOW IN TECHNICOLOR!

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>>252264384
>PS4 exclusives are coming

and Nep V-II

>>252264554
Is this image supposed to be negative

>>252255218
I came to this thread to laugh, you bastard.

>>252264384

Their next truly big hit seems to be the Order (>implying Destiny), and it looks like a fucking chore to play.

It will either end up another mediocre exclusive with bad reviews like Killzone/Knack, or pull a TLoU and be hailed as the ultimate cinematic experience.

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>>252264384
>Sony simply has more first party muscle.
>Vita is dead because Sony has no first party muscle.

>>252264538
looks worse

>>252264758

Well you're a faggot.

>>252264718
No, Vita is dead because their first party games for it were mostly just subpar versions of their console franchises. Only exception to this rule was Gravity Rush.

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>>252255218

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Did anyone snag the model from the previous thread?

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>>252255218

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how long until some hentai artist finds out about our console tans and makes doujins

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This is a PS4 game.

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252265153
Xbone-tan games when?

>>252265153
That makes her design look even worse.
Needs more metal bits, parts like her controller

>>252254751
Are you me? 'cause before E3 I was 80% sure I'd be getting a PS4 in the near future, but now it's looking more and more like a piece of shit.

>>252262730
>we

>>252265327
Running on PC

>>252265327
Yeah it looks nice, you get to try it for free with PSN+, right?

>>252262638
Well, of course I do; But I don't understand your point!

>>252265153
For you.
https://mega.co.nz/#!pJYyGZAa!wUeGSefsgdjOqUARrN8Nb-CQoLczKb-6tGSMoZTPJQI

>>252265327
>clips through a post
lol

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>>252265296
>hentai artist
>going to the worst western internet site

>>252265465
If anything will convince me to get a PS4 in the future, I sure as hell doubt it's going to be Sony's first parties.

>>252265327
This makes me want to see PS4-tan in a sexy racegirl outfit
Maybe Xbone-tan too (for Forza)

>>252265449

>Themed at E3
>Each stage involves an obstacle course for dealer's rooms, halls and performances, panels, while boss fights take place during the presentations themselves

>>252255218
Why the fuck isn't there an Arcade-tan? Back in the day, Arcades were what PCs aspired to surpass, and lasted far longer than any other console in existance.
Arcade-tan was basically PC's big role model: She adapted, evolved with the times, and seemed to always be one step ahead of the consoles. But even as consoles seemed to slowly catch up with her, she was prideful that her games were what spawned games still loved to this day.
Today, even with arcades nearly dead in the US, Arcade-tan still thrives in Japan as WiiU-tan's mighty elder. But unlike PC, she could not keep her games together. With every generation, she feels that she learns new things, but forgets the old.
It was not until PC came to his ailing idol's aid, that Arcade was truly given immortality: MAME arcade cabinets.

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>not posting this

god I want more, PC is the funniest fucking thing

>>252263120
Dota 2 tan has very little substance, maybe?

>>252266087

That's because the arcade machines themselves were literally just a motherboard attached to buttons on the inside and a screen with lights. In all honesty, they LOOK big, but they've a LOT less on the inside. So if Arcade-tan was humanized, she'd have some sort of really bilious outfit but be skinny. Oh, she'd need to be loud too. Talk in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE ARCADES ARE LOUD PLACES.

>>252265327
This looks like shit near what PS4, Xbone and PC can actually do.

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>>252266347
>>252266087

Also, just to be that guy, I made an arcade machine for myself and my dad recently.

>>252265748
was spoonfeeding part of your plan?

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252266468

>Spoonfeeding
>A random link
>Its source was only posted once

2/10, apply yourself.

>>252264538
Love it

>>252266578
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOT HEAD OUTTA HERE

>>252265327
>silky smooth 30 fps

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>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252263869
>>252263926
>>252264028
>>252264127
>>252264357
>>252264478
>>252265439
>>252266479
The amount of people that just went AWAKEN MY MASTERS proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny memes, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>252266347
She'd probably be a huge showboat: Always trying to attract gamers with very colorful attire and a lighthearted attitude. She'd be very much rooted in entertaining others. Considering her origins in casinos and bars, her being in an outfit that mixes both the thickness of her 'cabinet' clothing and the regal attire found in most casino dealers and cocktail waitresses would work best. Add some neon in there, maybe a lil pinball inspiration, and we are golden.

>>252266991
/sp/ started this right?

>>252266991
>All of you try and impress each other with these funny memes,
No we don't. It's fun, not about impressing other shits.

Stop projecting anon.

>>252266468
>>>/a/
And don't come back.

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>>252267095
I'm thinking /fit/, but I don't know.

>>252266459
See, it's people like you that prove that arcades will never die, good on you man.

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

>>252256482
thats hot

>>252266991
kek

never gets old.

>>252267227
Were gonna get a lot of use out this comic over the coming years.

>>252266991
This is a shitpost right? 'cause it's fucking hilarious and I love it

>>252266991
Since when did /s4s/ come onto /v/?

>>252267227
I have an xbox one and people only care about this shit game because it has colors even though it has some of the blandes looking gameplay out there with the douchiest looking main character that suprasses donte.

This comic perfectly represents the people trying to force this shit game

>>252264718
Vita died for other reasons than first party muscle.

>>252261609
>contrarian
there's that word again

Something you guys don't seem to know/forget to mention is that in the past PC were just like the tans.

Several "Amiga tans, Mac tans, Atari ST tans, IBM branded PC tans..."
Then the "brandless pirate PC" came and destroyed it by having several names, several brands, several manufacturers, all running the same OS and being intercompatible.

>>252253915
>It's like how Loss is becoming the /v/ equivalent of baneposting.
>Becoming
>BECOMING
Niggas been spamming that shit for six years now.

And seriously PC tan is the most annoying shit I've seen. PC is not relevent, PC isn't a thing. Stop trying to compare yourselves to consoles. You're not a part of this generation.

>>252267465
>Main character
I thought the main character of SSO was fully customizable.
I think he's just a mascot, not saying I disagree though.

>>252263690
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
IN THIS THREAD.

>>252267465
damn why did you get an xbone with judgement this clear?
I'm hyped for scalebounds and in my attempt at justifying an xbone purchase, I've tried deluding myself into thinking this game looks good, but you're right. It looks bland as shit gameplay wise.

>>252267756
PC surpassed the consoles in actual game sales been a while.
Its the consoles that are becaming irrelevant.

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>>252267756

>PC is not revelant
>video games
>PC isn't a thing
>pcs are imaginary
>Stop trying to compare yourselves to consoles
>You're not a part of this generation.
>pcs have been around longer than consoles

WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?

>>252265792
xseed devs browsed /a/ last year if im not mistaken

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>>252267756
>PC is not relevent, PC isn't a thing.

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>>252260726
I didn't know I wanted this until now

>>252264706
The Order looks like rubbish, I agree, but I'm looking forward to Bloodborne and Driveclub

>>252265792
Da Hootch.

>>252267632
So you're saying someone should draw a bunch of different PC-tans horrifically merging together looking like Akira and coming out as the current PC-tan?

PC-tan should also have Mac and Linux and Mobile burst out of the waste flesh left behind after the merge?

Each PC-tan variant should have a handler like Dr. Light or Dr. Wily as well you say?

Sounds good to me

>>252267812
I buy all consoles even if they might be shit. I even have a Ouya and shit, anon. Xbox One has Killer Instict but that's it right now. I mostly play on my PS3 but Wii U and PS4 are right behind it. PC's market depresses me and the last steam sale was pretty shit but I turn on my xbox one every now or then and have fun with Killer Instict.

Honestly you shouldn't have fell for the hype if you're not financially well off. Xbox marketers were crazy on /v/ last month and kept trying to force the Wii One thing. Should have just gotten a PS4 or kept that money anon. Scalebound ain't coming out until late next year.

If you're financially well off then oh well, it's a little hit.

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>>252255218
aw shit man you made me cry.
You know, if you switched out all the video game symbolism, those ideas would make one hell of a movie or anime or something

>>252268538
I didn't buy it.

>>252253564
I can't stand the weird eye helm, but without it she's really cute

>>252267428
>implying the Xbone's first party efforts won't evaporate after year 1 like the 360's did

>>252268719
Oh, good. Just wait until Scalebound comes out. It'll be $300-$350 then and might have a small niche library. Right now it's all about that Wii U and PS4.

>>252268965
I'm really starting to doubt you mr. idort, why would you recommend a PS4?

>>252268047
>2 chameleons
>15 bearded lizards
>an iguana
>no komodo dragons

>>252268965
>Wait until this game that nobody knows about comes out
Anon stop it.

At least wait for fucking info before talking about it.

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>Xbone has white hair

>>252269182
>Implying we won't get info before it launches
>Implying it won't be amazing anyway

Is there a 2DS-tan?

>>252269269
>Implying we won't get info before it launches
Didn't imply that.
But we don't have anything yet.

>Implying it won't be amazing anyway
You are basing this off of pretty much nothing.
It doesn't matter if Platinum has made good games before, you should not judge the quality of a game because of a developer's previous track record.

>>252269106
he's a sony marketer trying to leech off of /v/'s interest in ninty
that said
Wii U>Xbone>PS4

>>252269419
Yes, she's a retard

>>252269419
its flat, missing an eye and brain damaged

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>>252269419
she's cute as hell

>>252269419
It's literally a 3DS, so I'd assume no.

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>>252268047

>>252269106
I being able to play Mercenery Kings without shoddy controller support, Resogun and inFAMOUS. Bloodborne looks cool. If you like indie games and JRPGs it's a great system. Most good indie games are designed with a controller in mind. I wouldn't get it this year if you don't care for indies and wait a couple for the JRPGs like FFXV and whatever Tokyo Game Show's going to announce.

I'd also say wait on Wii U if you don't care that much for platformers until Smash or whatever you want comes out for it. It's a sony console so it's going to be filled with JRPGs in 5 years or so.

>>252269515
No, that's exactly what you're doing you piece of shit. Fuck outta here.

>>252269661
>No, that's exactly what you're doing you piece of shit. Fuck outta here.
but microsoft showed games.
microsoft won some brownie points in my mind for that.
>mercenary kings
>shoddy controller support
I haven't noticed shit wrong with it, cap'n.
>infamous
no.
>bloodbourne
I've lost faith in from.

>>252269582
Are there tans for every console? N64? Sega Saturn?

Philips CD-i?

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>>252269658
>tfw you will never be able to go back to mid-2013 monstergirl threads

Why did they destroy themselves? Why do you follow their path so eagerly?

wurm still a best.

>>252269661
There's no guarantee it'll get tons of JRPGs though.
You forget that the Xbone is alive and kicking in Japan too

>>252269828
>But mircorosft

Seriously, fuck off. I don't give a shit if they make you start console wars this isn't the thread for your shit. Go make one if you want some shit. We know what you're doing and you're not going to convince anyone. Pathetic attempt.

>>252258928
He only likes other PCs which probably means he's homosexual or something

>>252269990
no, you stop.
playstation has nothing, I'm done with this conversation, I'm not about to waste my time arguing with a sonygger.

>>252267629
/v/ would jump off a cliff if ea said it was a bad idea

>>252255218
>PC-Tan is Doctor Who.
>He constantly regenerates to survive.
>His companions, the people he loves the most all die.
>The new companions are horrible people or corrupted by SJWs and feminazis.
>This cycle will continue until consoles end up dying out.
>He'll never enjoy the good times again with his old companions.

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>>252267465
>Main character
Sonyshill please go. Character is customizable.
>tfw WiiOne masterrace

>>252270119
>tfw you will never EVER be sammy's older brother

>>252258737
Trap Raiden is now a thing I'm into.

>>252270218
Why do you want to be his older brother

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>>252270079
You used that shitty fanboy term! You're one of us! Pathetic, anon. Seriously. Go read your spreadsheet somewhere else.

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>>252269939
What happened to them? I only went into a few and didn't keep up with it besides that.

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Too bad the Ouya is awful, the tan for it is a cutie

>>252270329
why wouldn't you?
he's a fun little kid with imagination

>>252270414
I feel so sorry for her.

>>252270414

I want to rape her till she's completely mind broken.

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>>252270563
I don't.

>>252270414
I want to see her getting roughed up and verbally abused by everyone for being shit when she first came out. Like an origin story for why she's homeless. I mean people did shit talk it, and some people even broke theirs, or tossed her in the toilet and pissed on her.

>>252255218
>"I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you."

>>252270589
Fuck, that sounds tempting.
As in drawing that dirty good-for-nothing bitch whoring herself to get attention.
Fuck, I think I might have a hobo qtpie fetish, I must draw this.

>>252270668
It's not her fault she was born into this. She just wanted to make people happy.

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>>252270589
>>252270694
Stop that anons, my penis can only get so erect

>>252270589
Nah she's not good enough to be raped, just beaten and defiled, abused and such, but no one even wants to go that far with her. She probably sits on street corners at night offering her body for money but people just laugh her off because she has nothing.

>>252270896
Can never be too certain, whore.

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>>252270668
>>252270414

>>252270896
Now if only someone would drawfag it, almost in the vein of one of those waifu abuse comics except it's ouya tan and there's almost no one who actually likes her.

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>>252255218

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>>252255218
I didn't fucking ask for this. I didn't want this in my life. That fucking picture with SNES tan is what finally got me

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I really like the design on it and her silly cute hat

>>252271163
I agree with this lizard

>>252269840
If you look hard enough probably. I do want more of wonderful 3 armed N64 tan.

>>252271163
Get with the times, the newest fad is getting mad that console tans don't have bolts and screws like their consoles, and trying to redesign ps4 even if she's perfectly fine.

>>252271362
Can we stop with this feels thing and move on?
I get it, shit's sad, I was pretty moved by it, but come on

>>252271365
>>252271163
>threads mostly about consoles
>appear sparingly, more OC than repost rate
>PC comes in
>Cancer everywhere
It's DaS all over again.

>>252263539
>yfw Dreamcast was already kill

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>>252271458
Wii U needs redesign. Right now all people do is use her in their fanboy fanwanks. Everything else is fine, even if PC is fanwank in theory it fits and makes it separate from consoles.

>>252269505
>You are basing this off of pretty much nothing.
Kamiya has a flawless track record for me. Good games and better than other good games by far. That being said, I will at least wait for gameplay.

>>252270896
Why is SNES tan perfect?

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>>252271705
Because she's the best console

>>252270896

More SNES-tan! Someone do it!

>>252271816
Best console for me will always be PS2 and gamecube tied.

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>>252271924
I was going to backpedal and say it was the best console of its generation but I forgot the Neo Geo was out then

This PC feels shit is lame

>>252266134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bWAjPYPhAA

>>252271002
>>252270694

>This shit turns me on

WHY

>>252272182
>>252271541
>>252271163
There are more people complaining about "PC Feels" than posting "PC Feels"

>You will never grab 2DS-tan by her hair and force her to give you sloppy retard blowjobs

Take me to the world below where I may replace my misery with death.

>>252272182
It is after a while.

>>252271362
>getting glitched graphics on your SNES game
Holy shit people, get a Q-tip and rubbing alcohol and clean your filthy cartridges, my games work on the first try with no issues.

>>252272303
>>252266134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muBfdrkJ3mk

>>252272383
It's making an emulator joke.

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>>252272383
PC is emulating the SNES

>>252272303
PC-tan's voice was exactly as I imagined it. Others were eh. 8/10

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We need more N64 tan

>>252272383
It's in reference to an emulator crashing

>>252272478
>>252272489
>emulating
Absolutely disgusting.

>>252263690

Awaken! My masters!

I want better gains, an hour a day does nothing.

>>252272470
The only good thing about that video was the laugh.

>>252268371
Kinda.
its more like if PC tan suddently bursted into a lot of different PC tans, and those replaced the Amiga tans/ST/Mac/Arcorn etc tans.

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>>252272370
You could always get a tard or two to blow you for a Slurpee or something

>>252268965
Or the $299 BD-less bone.

>>252272847
We need to nail down Apple-tan and Linux-tan

>>252272983
Real tards aren't as cute, they look like aliens from another planet.

How long before reddit steals these ideas?

Now I'm tempted to buy the Xbone.

Fuck you /v/

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>>252273183
You're welcome, now we're 1 step closer to becoming as unbiased as /vg/.

>>252273223
I guess he played console ports without a controller

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>>252273636

>>252273058
Apple tan is a survivor from the wave, and Linux tan is PC tan's small daugther, that like her mother, blew on a gazillion of different variants and replaced pretty much every single proprietary non windows system and is on its way to take over the celphone market completely.

>>252270406
MG threads have become /ks2.0/

>>252273183
Well, the Xbone is now a better option than it was last year.
Kicking that fat butt out of the CEO chair did wonders to it, and i hope windows get better due that too.

>>252273997
I mean how they look. Apple-tan could be anything from a hipster to an arty ponce to a businessman.
Linux I can't even begin to make a visual of.

>>252272346
Your a sadist maybe?

>>252274575
install gen2

>>252271630
8th gen tans have been established for almost a year now. Redesigning them would just be a waste of OC resources.

>>252267632
>>252268371

The way I see it PC is a top secret eugenics project, that ends like metal gear or deus ex.

At first there were a shit ton of types, all had their strengths and weaknesses and they were pit in mortal combat against each other, only the strongest was allowed to survive.

At the end however the IBM PC was picked as the strongest of the bunch and cloned so he could overtake his brothers with his superior unified design. Of course then the clones being the dominant being subjugated almost all of the others and firmly seated himself as king. Ever since then the left over clones have been upgrading themselves and clashing over who has the best OS or parts.

>>252274001
That's sad, I really liked being able to occasionally find one of those threads and just kick back once in a while.

>>252274575
Linux is a lewd MILF who keeps on getting pregnant from the bestiality fucking with GNUs. Let's just say that she's very... Open Source.

The distros are her similarly lewd daughters.

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>>252254751

>As cool as it is to hate on Xbone
>As if people are doing it to follow a fad

Maybe some, but I'm not just going to forgive microsoft, the ONLY reason that they changed those policies was because they wanted their console to at least sell enough to cover manufacturing costs, let alone beat PS4's sales. The community made it abundantly clear that they wouldn't put up with their bullshit. And you know how apologists say "Vote with your wallet"? Well, a miracle happened, and a sizeable enough amount of people DID vote with their wallet. Microshit went on a bigger damage control panic than EA did after they won the golden poo. Twice.

Where's CD-i-tan? Virtual Boy-tan? TurboGrafx-16-tan? Get on that shit, people.

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I done up some rough redesign concepts for the fun of it, mostly because I felt PS4-tan could resemble the console a bit more.

What do you guys think?

Don't worry, there's an alternative version where Xbone has her helmet.

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>>252276093

>>252276093
Fuck off with your devuabtart-tier donut steel ocs

>>252276093
Not bad but, I don't really see how she resembles the PS4 more than she otherwise would besides the dress light bar.

>>252276093
Why are they leaning?

>>252276404
Because they're imitating the ps4.

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>>252276093
>a scouter on xbone tan

>>252276093
>noses
>gorilla arms
Fuck off.

>>252274575
From the MAC and up, apple was just all about the perfection of the printed page.
Perfect screen color calibration, exclusive/or better photoshop, always pushing the resolution of the screen up.
Hell, the original mac screen is meant to match an A4 paper exactly and show exactly what pixels would be output by the apple printer.
So it having a pencil or brush is a must pretty much a must as the paper is a integral part of her life.

Now linux is a self challenging penguin, trying its best to be as good as anything made by much larger creatures than herself, but still using her small body size to fit in where the big ones can't even dream of being, but being sometimes a bit too naive and indecise on how the big ones do what they do.

>>252276236
Xbone-tan needs the helmet.

This is non-negotiable.