DEEPEST LORE

In the Japanese version it's just some water and bubbles.

>>251933475
Is it the Sunken Ghost Ship from SMW that originally crashed in SMB3?

>>251934197

Then the US version makes more sense because the level has a fucking sunken ship in it.

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The amount of lore...

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Why can't I hold all this lore?

>>251934530
Yeah, that's why they changed it. There were a few other changes too like how the Princess Peach picture behind the first Bowser door didn't change to Bowser when you approached it.

>>251934540

Where is that No Yoshi sign? Looks like some kind of hack or fan level.

>>251935013
I think it was in one of the special zone levels

>>251934843

Man, NOA's old localization teams were so based. They also made Earthbound actually funny with shit like the Pencil Eraser where in Japan it was just some dumb pun on the name of a doll sounding kinda like the word for eraser.

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HEY!

WHO IS BOWSER JRs MOM?!

>>251934796
Why don't we just crop out the bottom right part and NOT give Booscaster credit for his work. Does anyone else think like that? The idea is like making me cackle with joy

>>251935013
>>251935135
It's in the game but completely unused actually. It functions like the castle or ghost house intros.

>>251935135
It was never used, I don't think. I don't recall ever seeing it in-game. It was probably buried in the code but never used.

>>251935249
Probably just some random koopa.

>>251935263
You're a dick

>>251934796

Goddamn even as a kid I thought that Bowser 3 skybox was rad.

>>251935516
All of them look pretty awesome, truth be told.

>>251935413
>Seriously insinuating its not peach

>>251935775

>Still thinking it's Peach

>>251935775
In the end of sunshine bowser told jr she wasn't his mom and he said "i know"

>>251935775
Go home Bowser, Bowser Jr has no human traits, and you know it.

>>251935775
Why do people still try to link Peach to Bowser Jr.? SMS basically confirmed Bowser as master ruseman and the only reason Bowser Jr. kidnaps Peach is because he wants to make his pops happy.

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>>251934796
>>251935263

It was confirmed that Warrior sold Bowser Jr to Bowser in the anime you dweebs

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>>251935249
You seem to be forgetting where babies come from in the Mario universe.

But I guess Miyamoto did too, judging by the way he responded in interviews to that question.

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>>251935881
>Still denying the love between Bowser and Peach
>>251936003
Fuck off Mario, thats not how Koopas breed.
>>251936092
She was clearly lying to cover her tracks.

>>251936140
Oh my god it's like looking at the most perverse porn, thank you

>>251936229
Storks have hot stork sex and make human babies and deliver them to their other once baby humans

>>251935249
Bowser Jr. is a younger Bowser brought to the present. Present day Bowser works so hard to capture Peach so his own childhood won't be a lie.

>>251936446
The point being that a stork just delivered Bowser Jr.
No mother necessary.

>>251936446
If storks make babies, then where do storks come from?

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why are all of them together, in a Russian game?

>>251936836
God

>Hacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cS66tbIrEg

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how deep does it go?

>>251936875
Well they had to earn money somehow when Nintendo wasn't working on their games.

>>251936875
Super Smash bros. was originally a russian developed game, but it was scrapped and hidden in the code of tetris.

>>251936836
Humans of course ,we're a co dependent species

>>251936885
That's a funny way to spell Mozart.

>>251936836

Storks have their own storks, which have their own storks.

>>251936885
but then...

where does god come from?

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>>251933475
Why was the level foggy the first time you enter, but not every other time after?

>>251937114
Super god

>>251937114
The godstork.

>>251937153
You lifted the curse with the power of the star.

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>>251933475
I GET IT

>>251937029
>>251936875
Mario and Luigi are universal constants.

>>251937368
this makes the most sense

>>251934540

can someone tell me the story of the green thwomp?[/spoiler[

>>251937153
DEEPEST LORE

>>251937114

The big bang.

>>251937525
it has Wario's laugh, pitched down

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What are they trying to keep out with fences that go this high?

>>251937525
He's not actually green. Its just the lighting in the cell.

>>251937256
I thought the game devs actually explained that reference in the most meta way possible.

The reason Mario Auditore says that is because Desmond's mind processed his introduction as Super Mario's signature catchphrase. Meaning, in the alternate universe of Assassin's Creed, Mario is still mega-popular.

>>251937153
Holy shit really? How did i miss that?

>>251936297

The king is a lazy ruler who's never there for the people. King Koopa is fed up with the king's unjust, lazy rule. Peach knows that King Koopa will make a better leader, so she is complicit in being captured so she can strategize the Koopa overthrow of the Mushroom Kingdom. But Mario keeps getting in the way. Peach can't let on that she's working with Bowser, so when Mario closes in she pretends to be in distress and thanks Mario for "saving" her.

One day, Mario will be defeated and King Koopa will be able to return the Mushroom Kingdom to its former glory with Peach at his side.

>>251937714

why is it in the cage?

>People who think Peach is fucking Bowser behind Mario's back

I really wish you cuckold faggots would fuck off with your shitty fanfic tier head-canon.

>>251937740
It's the cage around the music box.

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does Mario exist in the F-Zero continuity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXqJEEAA-sw

>>251937863
Wanted to make the whole world square so that everyone could fit in. Tragic villain.

>>251937863
same reason there's a caged thwomp in mk8's tick tock clock

>>251937029
>Mario has the old overalls and old shirt
>Luigi has the old overalls and the new shirt

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>251937880
I prefer the original headcanon that they're all stage actors and that each game is like a play.

Thanks Miyamoto, you ruined whatever semblance of 'canon' the Mario games ever had with that one.

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Boos are marios past lives and thats why they can't bear to look at you

>>251937740
More like they're trying to keep you in

>>251938169
then who's King Boo?

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>>251938045
B-beutiful

>>251938059

what game?

>>251938249
The original Mario of course.

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>>251938045

>>251938249
The Blue Mario.

>>251938169
>Dying
>In a mario game

Not everyone is mega casual anon.

>>251938249
The First of the Dead

>>251938249
Dunno his first death?

>>251938379
And again in Hyrule castle in OoT.

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The water channel here leads to the waterfall outside the castle. Are the places inside the paintings connected to the same world?

>>251938249

Super Mario.

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>>251938169
>Boos are marios past lives

I really do not get these threads.

>>251938249

Jump Man

>>251938342
>>251938447
>>251938465
>>251938468
>>251938523

then who's the wacky different King Boo in Sunshine with the sunglasses?

>>251938508
What if Bowser just opened up doorways to other dimensions and worlds?

And galaxies? Such as Whomp's Fortress, aka, Throwback Galaxy?

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>>251938447
But who is blue mario?

>>251938508
well this wasnt a paining if i recall correctly. it was that strange black pool of ooze that is for some unknown reason in Peaches Castle

>>251938508
Scientoads created teleportation in the mario world

>>251938341
It was from some anon's novel he wrote when he was like in third grade. Shit was cash

>>251938531
Hot boo sex

>>251938686
Original Ghost Mario on holiday.

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>>251938342
>>251938468

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>>251938714
sigmario

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What the flying fuck happened here?

>>251938743
Are any of the levels that directly connect to the castle paintings?

The waterfall was an oil well thing, the one that led to the lake was a water veil thing, and the Flying cap red coin hunt in the clouds was a hole in the floor.

>>251938714
Does anyone remember the blue Mario appearing in any other games? I'm serious.

>>251938714
I think it's obvious what with the "M" on his hat.

>>251938508

This was a pool of silver liquid, not a painting. None of the paintings are directly connected to the castle, but all the other places you go are, such as the Wing Cap stage.

>>251938154
that's the original canon of the 3rd game, which is a retelling of Mario's original venture into the Mushroom Kingdom used by Peach to rule over the Toads with a twentieth-century Soviet Union style iron fist .

Why do you think Mario's overall colors changed in the third game?

The real Mario was executed by Princess Toadstool after it was made certain he was a threat. Mario is now nothing but a stage actor used to brainwash the Mushroom Kingdom populace and the name "Peach" is just a chic nickname to seem "with the people" as she milks them dry on sports event ticket sales

>>251938978
Bowser tried to take over the universe with a star about to go supernova, and when Mario finally beat him it caused the star to go supernova and turn into a supermassive black hole.

The Lumas sacrificed themselves to stop it and Rosalina turned into the god of the Mario universe but don't tell Daisyfags, they'd probably try to shoehorn their forgotten waste of a character in there as like, Rosalina's god, or something.

>>251938948
You gotta understand, marios second incarnation was retarded and wanted to be like his superior sibling, luigis mansion king boo. Nobody tells him anything

>>251938978

The entire Mario Universe reset itself.

At least, that's what I got from Rosalina's speech at the end

. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXGfjyPmCac

>>251938978
Lightning fucking tells you what happens. Learn to read.

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who was her mom?

>>251939073
None of the paintings do I think

>>251935249
Peach.

>>251939339

FUCK

learn to fucking spoiler motherfucker

>>251939519
Peach

>tfw Rosalina and Bowser Jr are half-siblings

>>251939595
Learn to play a 7-year-old game, faggot. It's Mario, what did you expect? The ending to the Great Fuckin' Gatsby?

>>251939519
Rosalina was her own mom. She is eternal.

>>251935249
Bowser

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After you take the star on this level, the submarine disappears. Where does it go?

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>>251934540
>Canon Mario without his mustache.

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>>251938805
>>251938341
He broke out for the Wii remake of the course though.

>>251939519
Rosalina is the mom
She lost her daughter

What if Shyguy is Mozart the whole time?

>>251939838
to war

>>251939903
I dunno, but Luigi seemed pretty fuckin shocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYr8TdWGwGM

>>251940041

>the brown strap across the back of his head isn't the band that holds his mask in place

WHAT

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>Rosetta is an ESA probe on a mission to study a comet by landing on it.
>Rosalina, known as Rosetta in Japanese, helps a young star try to find its family and eventually comes to live on a comet

We are a prehistoric Mushroom Kingdom.

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how many realms has Wario plundered?

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>>251940302
Is that Leisure Suit Larry in a white hat and overalls?

>>251940239
It's probably just some sticky substance that the mask attaches to

>>251938508

Bowser probably just stole different parts of the world and put them in paintings when he took over the castle.

Probably to lock the toads away in limbo, and/or vacation to those places after he wins.

He also probably uses Jolly Roger Bay as a toilet.

>>251940302
>wario and waluigi
>2 unknown plumbers
>one of them is a blue mario

deep

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What exactly is this level? How are there even fish here when there's nothing to eat?

>>251939707

Oh, because I have to play every fucking gaame as they fucking come out. God fucking forbid I play them years later, you worthless fat, hairy sack of shit, i hope you fucking die today, I hope someone shits on your fucking favorite food and them hits your across your face with it, you stupid motherfucker, lopsized tittied jew faggot.

>>251940548
They eat themselves

>>251940553
Why are you getting upset over someone revealing the plot of a Mario game to you? Are you this autistic?

Mario saves the Sprixie Princesses from Meowser and together with Toad, Peach, and Luigi, they return to their own kingdom.

>>251940548

They eat foolish toads who stumble into the tank.

>>251939339
>>251939415
But if you watch that video, the star that exploded wasn't the star that Bowser was building. That one was in the background. And that star isn't nearly big enough to create a supernova.

Plus, how would bowser have survived the explosion?

Why did Rosalina recreate Bowser if she had the chance to reset the universe?

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>>251940428
you sure it's us?

>>251940823

WHo gives a shit about 3D World. only faggots play that. Grow up.

>>251940921
Bowser's a Star Child, there's probably some magical mumbo-jumbo that makes them come back in the event of a cosmic universal reset.

>>251940570
What the fuck

>>251941078
Can't fuckin' deal with this shit man

>>251940548
Fuck these kinds of levels were disturbing as hell. If you look out the window you can see the sky, which means it's literally a box of water floating in the middle of nowhere.

>>251941078
I could go the route of the Mushroom Kingdom being an analogy for some sort of monarchy set up after an apocalyptic nuclear war, but Adventure Time has that storyline nicely tucked away in its lore.

>>251940548
That level always creeped me out. The fact that there's a isolated box room in the sky with fish, and what if you never got out? How did mario get out anyway?

>>251941078
>steel girders evolved into life

>>251941589
Star power.

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>>251940435
I know Rhythm Heaven.

>>251941641
Maybe they didn't simple evolve into life. Maybe they were given life...

>>251937880
Nice try Peach

>>251938045
God that track, glorious

>>251941078
>not realizing that Mushroom Kingdom is a prehistoric Zebes, making us the primordial ooze of Zebes

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Why is the shhy guy in the ice?

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>>251941078
What if

>>251941086
umadbro?

>enter thread expecting Mozart
I'm pleased but also dissapointed.

>>251942276

he fros :(

>>251942342
How did the planet get un-exploded?

>>251942276
He's a chill guy

>>251939073
>>251939145
The Silver liquid was a melted Metal Mario

>>251942276
He was a hothead.

>>251942560
The gravitational pull of the larger chunks pulled everything together over billions of years.

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What happens to the guys filming you when you die? Are they just stuck inside the world you were in forever?

>>251942948

Was he broadcasting to a News Network or was this a movie being made?

>>251934796
is this vaporwave?

>>251942948
The Bowser face fading the screen to black is actually the camera shutting off. Lakitu's used to work for Bowser and probably still use his equipment.

>>251942560

Zebes never actually exploded. The Space Pirate base did. That's why in Super Metroid you revisit old Tourian. The same thing happens in Super Metroid; the base explodes and the explosion probably goes through a lot of the caverns or collapses them, but the entire planet doesn't explode from the core outward. I never understood why people think this.

>>251943145
I tried not to let this thread get me
you got me

god fucking damn it I laughed

>>251942948
You don't die, they just cut.

>>251943094

They're reporting live, so it's obviously a news network.

>>251943094
he went insane from being in high altitudes too long.

oxygen deprivation.

>>251943384
So who's recording the camera guy and Mario?

>>251935263
Yeah, he didn't design the sky boxes. He doesn't deserve credit. Fuck that bitch

>>251943509
Nobody, that was just to establish that Mario was getting filmed. You are trying too hard anon

>>251943509

The other Lakitu Bro, or one of the multiple Lakitu Bros. He does say it in plural, so there are at least 2.

>>251943509
Blue Mario

>>251938508
>>251938743
holy crap. not a painting. this stage is actually connected to the castle's waterfall

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>>251939884
>Rosalina is the mother from the storybook, not the girl.

>>251943509
You're a retard.

>>251943243

Zebes exploded in Super

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What are the implications of this?

>>251934796
It's so relaxing.

>>251939720
>>251939884
>>251943812

That's wrong though, her mom has Peach's earrings

>>251943876
nothing since it's a snes knockoff they wrote off as a dream.

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>>251938508
>>251938743
holy crap. not a painting. this stage is actually connected to the castle's waterfall. also forgot pic

>>251943876
Since it's a dream, Link might have gone to the Mushroom Kingdom at one point.

>>251943243
In super metroid the planet does explode.
http://youtu.be/lhUussy0HMg?t=2m11s

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YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A JEWEL TOAD-STOOL

>>251943876

Subcon from Mario 2 is a dream world, Link is in a dream.

It's that simple.

>>251939884
>>251943812
>Rosalina dies
>leaves her daughter behind
>she becomes a Luma
>the reason she says "Mama" is because she's trying to tell her daughter who she is

>>251934540
What's the source on Mario breaking the Twin Towers and Wario hanging out with Baphomet?

>>251943876
Nothing, since it was all a dream.

>>251943969
What if Rosalina is Peach from an alternate universe/timeline?

>>251934540

>Wario sitting next to Satanism

Kek

>>251943876

The Wind Fish is a Mario fan.

>>251944058

Okay, guess I forgot that part.

>>251944010
>Mario's adventures and the mushroom kingdom exist entirely in Link's dreams

How else would Link have thought up Goombas, Boos and Piranha Plants?

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>>251944250
He hoarded all the treasure his father brought home from his adventures.

>>251942581
For you

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>>251937740
please don't call the autistic manchild Attack on Titan fans into this thread

>>251944441
>Link's dreams

>>251944460
>That sailor fuku
>your face when you realized Fatty Whale was a girl
>A girl that smokes a pipe

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Shulk's Monada gets remodelled into another game. Is there a reason why Shulk gave up his blade?

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>>251944818
>Fatty Whale was a girl
Nope

>>251934197
The Sunken Ship looks cooler.

I was pissed when the art was just Bubbles in the DS remake.

>>251937114
No time so time would be an invalid constraint to put on such a being.

>>251945062
>Fatty Whale was a crossdressing whale

>>251934540
>Mario fought in Vietnam.

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>>251944852
I did not see this coming.

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Concerning Daisy.

>>251934540
>Mario is Muslim
>Wario is friends with Satan

WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!?

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>>251934540

>>251945863
Do you ever see Mario eating pork?

>>251944118
wario with satan was from a german nintendo power comic in which they got away with a lot, it even shows a bunch of character from movies like jason, chucky etc and princess peach gets possesed
the demon is apparently called abigor
http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_in_Die_Nacht_des_Grauens

>>251946346
But wouldn't Peach have to wear a Hijab?

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>>251946021

>>251946520
Peach isn't Muslim.

>>251935214

I odn't know if this is true or not but I've heard NoA made paper mario TTYD actually funny, and the japanese one lacked humor

but I dont' know if it's true or not

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>>251946520
she did

>>251946520
No. That's a relatively recent thing and even then that's only in certain parts of the world.

>>251940548
photosynthesizing the light?

>>251937056
Is there anything not hidden in the tetris code?

>>251946346
I wonder if Bomberman and the Bob-ombs converted him?

>>251945693

>Luigi is Daisy's maiden

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>>251946520
>>251946346
>>251946021
>>251945863
Shit's not canon yo.

Mario has no canon faith.

He could be Athiest for all we know.

>>251944103
>>251944010
>>251944157
>>251943876
>picture full of "deepest lore" shit
>"Nothing to discuss here."
I don't get it.

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god you niggas need to go outside how many of you have actually touched a boob?

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>>251946730
ANON HAVE MERCY

>>251947295
Because there's nothing to discuss. The answer has already been given. It was just a dream.

>>251947323
Nobody on 4chan has, that includes you sperglord.

>>251947323
They're soft and fun.

>>251947323
>implying touching boobs isn't one of the most disappointing sexual experiences ever

>>251942342
Bowser rebuilt Zebes after it exploded and formed the Mushroom Kingdom alongside the the King.
Bowser was quickly exiled by the King so he could not interfere with the King's plan to rule the planet with an Iron Fist.
This is why the King is never shown in Mushroom Kingdom, as he is off conquering a new area of Old Planet Zebes.

>>251947323
I touched penis.

>>251947323
salty milk and coins

>>251947323
Breasts are overrated.
Squeezing an ass is better.

>>251948010

This is what gays say when they're really just jealous of straight people getting to touch tits.

>>251948473
>only men have asses
Check out this gay.

>>251948473
Well, we touch pecs and moobs...

>>251948473
>lesbians aren't a thing now.

...

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>>251948473
>he prefers breasts to ass
I remember middle school

>>251948812

Gays are men, lesbians are women. Of course lesbians get to touch boobs also. But even straight women get to touch their own boobs. Only gays miss out on the boobs.

>>251948726

Obviously women have asses, but the boobs are far superior.

>>251949118
Boobs are just fake asses.

>>251949118
>but the boobs are far superior.
Shit taste.

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>>251949118

>>251949225

Asses are just the boobs with shit between them.

Remember when this thread was about Mario.

>>251949484

It seems so long ago now...

>>251936297
The fifth painel is heart breaking

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>tit's an ass not equal and interchangeable
>Face and body type are the most important part of any woman

>>251949386
>tfw no doujins where the woman spreads her breasts apart to reveal an anus on her sternum

>>251947174
DEEPEST LORE

>>251936297

So she goes out and bangs other dudes, constantly tells her boyfriend about it, gets pregnant with another dude's child, again tells her boyfriend about it in this proud/berating tone, and she wonders why he stopped paying attention to her and why all this broke his fucking psyche? Women are literally retarded.

>>251949484
Inb4 someone posts that mario lezb softporn theatrics shenanigans again

>>251949678
If faces are such an important part of women, why are they avoided entirely or beat?

>>251949902

He's literally jerking off to better times from before Peach turned into a slutbag.

>>251944103
this means the Subcon is a dream world that anyone from anyuniverse can connect to thanks to Dream powers

>>251949902
You're a dumbass you know that? She was lying to get his attention because she's been feeling ignored.

>>251949946
Because western game devs are shit.

At least the japs and koreans (when working in non animu styles) put a lot of effort into them.

>>251949902
>>251950069
>having such shit reading comprehension

>>251946687
Never heard that but apparently their localization of Animal Crossing was so good it was relocalized back into japanese and sold as a special edition

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King of the Hill has the deepest lore.

>>251950143

Well, she's put on a convincing act, then. So much so that Mario has given up all hope of Peach returning to normal and resorts to jerking off to his old costumes that remind him of the better times when Peach was faithful and he was trying to rescue her so both of them could be happy.

Maybe if she just tried talking directly and plainly to him about what's bothering her, she wouldn't have further alienated the poor guy.

>>251949902
nigger it's a fucking comic
grow up

>>251938169
>the sunken ghost ships in mario world are the airships in mario 3
>they got shot down or something and all the crewmates drowned and turned into boos

>>251950270

Based NOA Treehouse.

>>251937792
Hahaha, that's great

>>251950482
>Convincing act
>Starts crying the instant he tells her to leave

You must be pretty easy to fool.

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>>251947323
Do Boobs have deep lore?

>>251950270
>>251950645
they also added new holidays, events, and items not in the original

>>251950793

You mean Mario must be easy to fool. I called her act convincing because Mario was obviously convinced.

>>251950993
Mario just wanted her to leave is all.

>>251949678
S-s-sauce ?

>>251934540
What the fuck is the Wario with Baphomet thing from

>>251944157
>>251944103
>>251944056
>>251944010
But you can only dream of things you've seen before so clearly Link has some knowledge of the Mushroom Kingdom.

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>>251951835

German Club Nintendo comics

>>251934796
Very clamming to look at

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>>251939519
Holy shit, maybe the mom is Rosalina, and the little girl was Princess Toadstool lost in space! :O

>>251936875
What game is this?

>>251951976
>you can only dream of things you've seen before

do blind people dream?

>>251952398

Read the filename.

>>251952563

Yes but if they're blind since birth they don't see in dreams.

>>251952563
Yeah, but they feel and hear in their dreams instead of seeing.

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Super Mario Land games next?

>>251952934
That's wrong

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>>251938714
>>251939081

>>251953702
That's just Mario's original clothes.

>>251943876
Actually, that's not the first Piranha Plant in a Zelda game. The first was the boss Manhandla. This should be obvious from his Oracles appearance.

Another Zelda boss that was an enemy in another Nintendo game was Digdogger. It was a Urina from Clu Clu Land. That's why you harm it with the flute, Urina hate soundwaves!

>>251953490
yoshi's story is before island though

>>251939520
Bowser submarine painting connects to the pool

>>251954145
Its not a painting.

>>251953964
Baby Bowser calls Yoshi Mario's pet so it has to be after Island

>>251943876
Game is this?

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>>251953490
Try to fit this in Mario 3's description.

>>251954270
guess i forgot about that, i thought they were born in that one

>>251949678
What game/program is this ?

>>251954335
>Stage right
>right side of the screen

Also that's a style thing, has nothing to do with the story.

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How were you suppose to get this star without searching online or something?

>>251954335
no, just because its presented that way doesn't mean it isn't canon. Yoshi's island wasn't a pop-up book, thats just the art style

>>251954638
>How were you supposed to know to Blast away the wall when you selected the star called Blast Away the Wall?

>>251954638
Magazines.

>>251954695
*story

>>251954638
I found it being board and firing Mario into the wall aimlessly

>>251952590
I'm on mobile

>>251944051
What if it is the paint used for the paintings? Maybe the mine you go to is where it is harvested from?

>>251954638
you should start getting a boner when you're close to a star

>>251954638
There's a crack on the wall.

>>251955028
That's hardly visible on a CRT

That having been said it's a wall, so eventually you try to blast it.

>>251954335

But that's stage left. Stage right and stage left are the left and right from the actors' perspectives.

>>251937153

Are there any other examples of this?

>>251935249
Toad

>>251954638
I found it completely by luck when messing with the cannon. The second secret slide star was the one I needed to look up.

>>251955193
It was pretty obvious actually. I remember seeing it as a kid. I don't remember if I saw it before or after I got the star but I knew it was there.

>>251955365

I went for fucking YEARS without that second secret slide star. Felt so damn good to get all 120.

>>251955365
I found them all when I was a kid. I didn't have internet to look them up. I just heard there was a rumor you got something cool like yoshi at 120 stars. So I did it. I used to be quite a completionist back in the day.

>>251954638
>Blast Away the Wall
>cannon aims at two walls
>hit both

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>>251936297
It's clear that Bowser is supposed to be shown as her gay friend/confidant, ya dingus

>>251956009
Why would you aim specifically at the corners

>>251956236
Because the star is called blast away the wall and the cannon points at the corner. Seriously retards could figure that out.

>>251956236
>not shooting at every part

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Bricks are Prisoners.Of.War.

>>251937995
The better question, with the music box in mind, is why the hell the outside looks so spooky when it should just be the surrounding garden.

>>251956374
>and the cannon points at the corner
No it doesn't. It points to that ledge that sticks out from the side of the stage above that blue-coin-switch.

Doesn't excuse not being able to figure out were to hit though since the corner you have to git is actually fairly big.

>>251956708
One sided spooky globe.

>>251956674
But where is the king of the Mushroom Kingdom?

>>251957097
He was eaten by Blue Bowser.

>>251939081
mario golf

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>>251934796
>the underwater city

There was always a strange... feel to it.

>>251950618
>King Boo is the Ghost of an unnamed eighth koopaling.

>>251953490
Making mario timeline is impossible. IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE

You know how many games are with mario? I think you do, since it's best selling vidya franchise of all time

people who are making these games are just making references to other games, because they appreciate the world they created. but nigga this ain't some metal gear timeline. you can't, you just fucking can't create a fucking mario timeline.

>>251938045
Not sure but apparently Star Fox and F-Zero are in the same universe.

>>251953490

Fuck yes, somebody kept updating it. Well done.

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>"I forgot to bring water!" At this, Luma burst into gales of laughter, and the girl began to pout. "As long as I have Star Bits, I'll be fine," said Luma. "Want some?" The little girl couldn't stay mad after hearing this.

>Luma continued to laugh, and the girl couldn't help but join in. "All right, maybe just a nibble."

>Leaning far out of the ship, the pair began to collect Star Bits with the girl's net. They almost fell out a few times, but they kept on collecting. The Star Bits tasted like honey.

Eating star bits gives you immortality.

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>>251957653
You just gotta believe m8.

>>251957808
Thanks, I'm not going to left this unfinished.

So I presume the Super Mario World games come next? I'll work on Yoshi, D.K and Wario afterwards. Also, this timeline is getting real big.

>>251957653
>Making mario timeline is impossible
Did you forgot where you are?

>>251947323
my elbow ran into one once

>>251958202

So is this not counting spin-offs? At the very least Mario Kart should be included.

>>251958202
you should add that in super mario bros they get sucked in one of the pipes they were cleaning from monster and were teleported to the mushroom kingdom

>>251958436
But where?

>>251954274
Yes it is a game.

Imbecile.

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>>251957946
>Peeking into the telescope, a tiny blue dot floated into sight. It was smaller than a Star Bit. "How strange... It's so far away, but it feels so close."

>She twisted the knob of the telescope, and the blue dot grew until she could make out a grassy hill dotted with flowers. It seemed very familiar to her. Zooming even closer, a terrace on the hill came into view. "I used to go stargazing there when I lived on my home planet."

>She remembered rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as she followed her father up that hill to look at the stars...

>She remembered how she and her brother would sled down that hill...

Green hat.

>>251958574
*What game is this

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>>251934540
So if I'm to understand this right...

>mario went to a run of the mill american high school, where he meets his nemesis wario after dancing with peach during prom
>mario is then drafted to serve in 'nam
>using the GI Bill he went to a technical school to become a plumber
>after finally going through his apprenticeship, Mario starts his work as an official plumber
>doing so takes him back to the jungles, as the gold rush of being the first to install plumbing for the indigenous people was indeed to big of an opportunity for mario to handle
>in doing so, he runs up against an intelligent ape who also becomes his rival
>realizing that he has found it difficult to make friends, and has generated numerous foes, mario turns to Islam to find peace
>taking advantage of his naivety, he is persuaded to carry out an attack on the world trade center
>he looks back on his life and realizes that it wasn't religion he needed, but rather he never gave himself time to fully heal the emotional and psychological wounds that were inflicted upon him in Vietnam
>goes back to plumbing and killing turtles and goombas

Am I understanding this correctly?

>>251957946
>>251958628
Super Mario Galaxy 2 was supposed to continue the story, but Miyamoto didn't want too much plot to be added to Mario.

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>>251958874
mario...
Mario had a hard life

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>>251957097

>>251959074

That's sadly one of the very few things I can lately agree with Miyamoto on. Just keep your mittens off Paper Mario, damn it.

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>>251959074
>mario's lore is so deep that miyamoto fears of adding it directly to the games because of the impacts it may cause so he does it suble

>>251933475
So which mainline Mario has the deepest lore? Galaxy?

>>251959371
Sticker Star had it's story cut by Miyamoto's request as well. He doesn't believe that Mario games should have a story.