Yeah, that's why they changed it. There were a few other changes too like how the Princess Peach picture behind the first Bowser door didn't change to Bowser when you approached it.
Man, NOA's old localization teams were so based. They also made Earthbound actually funny with shit like the Pencil Eraser where in Japan it was just some dumb pun on the name of a doll sounding kinda like the word for eraser.
Why do people still try to link Peach to Bowser Jr.? SMS basically confirmed Bowser as master ruseman and the only reason Bowser Jr. kidnaps Peach is because he wants to make his pops happy.
You seem to be forgetting where babies come from in the Mario universe.
But I guess Miyamoto did too, judging by the way he responded in interviews to that question.
>Still denying the love between Bowser and Peach
Fuck off Mario, thats not how Koopas breed.
She was clearly lying to cover her tracks.
Why was the level foggy the first time you enter, but not every other time after?
What are they trying to keep out with fences that go this high?
I thought the game devs actually explained that reference in the most meta way possible.
The reason Mario Auditore says that is because Desmond's mind processed his introduction as Super Mario's signature catchphrase. Meaning, in the alternate universe of Assassin's Creed, Mario is still mega-popular.
The king is a lazy ruler who's never there for the people. King Koopa is fed up with the king's unjust, lazy rule. Peach knows that King Koopa will make a better leader, so she is complicit in being captured so she can strategize the Koopa overthrow of the Mushroom Kingdom. But Mario keeps getting in the way. Peach can't let on that she's working with Bowser, so when Mario closes in she pretends to be in distress and thanks Mario for "saving" her.
One day, Mario will be defeated and King Koopa will be able to return the Mushroom Kingdom to its former glory with Peach at his side.
does Mario exist in the F-Zero continuity?
I prefer the original headcanon that they're all stage actors and that each game is like a play.
Thanks Miyamoto, you ruined whatever semblance of 'canon' the Mario games ever had with that one.
Boos are marios past lives and thats why they can't bear to look at you
The water channel here leads to the waterfall outside the castle. Are the places inside the paintings connected to the same world?
What the flying fuck happened here?
Are any of the levels that directly connect to the castle paintings?
The waterfall was an oil well thing, the one that led to the lake was a water veil thing, and the Flying cap red coin hunt in the clouds was a hole in the floor.
that's the original canon of the 3rd game, which is a retelling of Mario's original venture into the Mushroom Kingdom used by Peach to rule over the Toads with a twentieth-century Soviet Union style iron fist .
Why do you think Mario's overall colors changed in the third game?
The real Mario was executed by Princess Toadstool after it was made certain he was a threat. Mario is now nothing but a stage actor used to brainwash the Mushroom Kingdom populace and the name "Peach" is just a chic nickname to seem "with the people" as she milks them dry on sports event ticket sales
Bowser tried to take over the universe with a star about to go supernova, and when Mario finally beat him it caused the star to go supernova and turn into a supermassive black hole.
The Lumas sacrificed themselves to stop it and Rosalina turned into the god of the Mario universe
but don't tell Daisyfags, they'd probably try to shoehorn their forgotten waste of a character in there as like, Rosalina's god, or something.
After you take the star on this level, the submarine disappears. Where does it go?
He broke out for the Wii remake of the course though.
>Rosetta is an ESA probe on a mission to study a comet by landing on it.
>Rosalina, known as Rosetta in Japanese, helps a young star try to find its family and eventually comes to live on a comet
We are a prehistoric Mushroom Kingdom.
Is that Leisure Suit Larry in a white hat and overalls?
Bowser probably just stole different parts of the world and put them in paintings when he took over the castle.
Probably to lock the toads away in limbo, and/or vacation to those places after he wins.
He also probably uses Jolly Roger Bay as a toilet.
What exactly is this level? How are there even fish here when there's nothing to eat?
Oh, because I have to play every fucking gaame as they fucking come out. God fucking forbid I play them years later, you worthless fat, hairy sack of shit, i hope you fucking die today, I hope someone shits on your fucking favorite food and them hits your across your face with it, you stupid motherfucker, lopsized tittied jew faggot.
Why are you getting upset over someone revealing the plot of a Mario game to you? Are you this autistic?
Mario saves the Sprixie Princesses from Meowser and together with Toad, Peach, and Luigi, they return to their own kingdom.
But if you watch that video, the star that exploded wasn't the star that Bowser was building. That one was in the background. And that star isn't nearly big enough to create a supernova.
Plus, how would bowser have survived the explosion?
Why did Rosalina recreate Bowser if she had the chance to reset the universe?
Fuck these kinds of levels were disturbing as hell. If you look out the window you can see the sky, which means it's literally a box of water floating in the middle of nowhere.
I could go the route of the Mushroom Kingdom being an analogy for some sort of monarchy set up after an apocalyptic nuclear war, but Adventure Time has that storyline nicely tucked away in its lore.
What happens to the guys filming you when you die? Are they just stuck inside the world you were in forever?
Zebes never actually exploded. The Space Pirate base did. That's why in Super Metroid you revisit old Tourian. The same thing happens in Super Metroid; the base explodes and the explosion probably goes through a lot of the caverns or collapses them, but the entire planet doesn't explode from the core outward. I never understood why people think this.
>Rosalina is the mother from the storybook, not the girl.
holy crap. not a painting. this stage is actually connected to the castle's waterfall. also forgot pic
He hoarded all the treasure his father brought home from his adventures.
please don't call the autistic manchild Attack on Titan fans into this thread
Shulk's Monada gets remodelled into another game. Is there a reason why Shulk gave up his blade?
wario with satan was from a german nintendo power comic in which they got away with a lot, it even shows a bunch of character from movies like jason, chucky etc and princess peach gets possesed
the demon is apparently called abigor
Shit's not canon yo.
Mario has no canon faith.
He could be Athiest for all we know.
god you niggas need to go outside how many of you have actually touched a boob?
Bowser rebuilt Zebes after it exploded and formed the Mushroom Kingdom alongside the the King.
Bowser was quickly exiled by the King so he could not interfere with the King's plan to rule the planet with an Iron Fist.
This is why the King is never shown in Mushroom Kingdom, as he is off conquering a new area of Old Planet Zebes.
>he prefers breasts to ass
I remember middle school
Gays are men, lesbians are women. Of course lesbians get to touch boobs also. But even straight women get to touch their own boobs. Only gays miss out on the boobs.
Obviously women have asses, but the boobs are far superior.
>tit's an ass not equal and interchangeable
>Face and body type are the most important part of any woman
So she goes out and bangs other dudes, constantly tells her boyfriend about it, gets pregnant with another dude's child, again tells her boyfriend about it in this proud/berating tone, and she wonders why he stopped paying attention to her and why all this broke his fucking psyche? Women are literally retarded.
Well, she's put on a convincing act, then. So much so that Mario has given up all hope of Peach returning to normal and resorts to jerking off to his old costumes that remind him of the better times when Peach was faithful and he was trying to rescue her so both of them could be happy.
Maybe if she just tried talking directly and plainly to him about what's bothering her, she wouldn't have further alienated the poor guy.
Holy shit, maybe the mom is Rosalina, and the little girl was Princess Toadstool lost in space! :O
Actually, that's not the first Piranha Plant in a Zelda game. The first was the boss Manhandla. This should be obvious from his Oracles appearance.
Another Zelda boss that was an enemy in another Nintendo game was Digdogger. It was a Urina from Clu Clu Land. That's why you harm it with the flute, Urina hate soundwaves!
Try to fit this in Mario 3's description.
How were you suppose to get this star without searching online or something?
I found them all when I was a kid. I didn't have internet to look them up. I just heard there was a rumor you got something cool like yoshi at 120 stars. So I did it. I used to be quite a completionist back in the day.
It's clear that Bowser is supposed to be shown as her gay friend/confidant, ya dingus
>and the cannon points at the corner
No it doesn't. It points to that ledge that sticks out from the side of the stage above that blue-coin-switch.
Doesn't excuse not being able to figure out were to hit though since the corner you have to git is actually fairly big.
>the underwater city
There was always a strange... feel to it.
Making mario timeline is impossible. IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE
You know how many games are with mario? I think you do, since it's best selling vidya franchise of all time
people who are making these games are just making references to other games, because they appreciate the world they created. but nigga this ain't some metal gear timeline. you can't, you just fucking can't create a fucking mario timeline.
>"I forgot to bring water!" At this, Luma burst into gales of laughter, and the girl began to pout. "As long as I have Star Bits, I'll be fine," said Luma. "Want some?" The little girl couldn't stay mad after hearing this.
>Luma continued to laugh, and the girl couldn't help but join in. "All right, maybe just a nibble."
>Leaning far out of the ship, the pair began to collect Star Bits with the girl's net. They almost fell out a few times, but they kept on collecting. The Star Bits tasted like honey.
Eating star bits gives you immortality.
You just gotta believe m8.
Thanks, I'm not going to left this unfinished.
So I presume the Super Mario World games come next? I'll work on Yoshi, D.K and Wario afterwards. Also, this timeline is getting real big.
>Peeking into the telescope, a tiny blue dot floated into sight. It was smaller than a Star Bit. "How strange... It's so far away, but it feels so close."
>She twisted the knob of the telescope, and the blue dot grew until she could make out a grassy hill dotted with flowers. It seemed very familiar to her. Zooming even closer, a terrace on the hill came into view. "I used to go stargazing there when I lived on my home planet."
>She remembered rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as she followed her father up that hill to look at the stars...
>She remembered how she and her brother would sled down that hill...
So if I'm to understand this right...
>mario went to a run of the mill american high school, where he meets his nemesis wario after dancing with peach during prom
>mario is then drafted to serve in 'nam
>using the GI Bill he went to a technical school to become a plumber
>after finally going through his apprenticeship, Mario starts his work as an official plumber
>doing so takes him back to the jungles, as the gold rush of being the first to install plumbing for the indigenous people was indeed to big of an opportunity for mario to handle
>in doing so, he runs up against an intelligent ape who also becomes his rival
>realizing that he has found it difficult to make friends, and has generated numerous foes, mario turns to Islam to find peace
>taking advantage of his naivety, he is persuaded to carry out an attack on the world trade center
>he looks back on his life and realizes that it wasn't religion he needed, but rather he never gave himself time to fully heal the emotional and psychological wounds that were inflicted upon him in Vietnam
>goes back to plumbing and killing turtles and goombas
Am I understanding this correctly?
>mario's lore is so deep that miyamoto fears of adding it directly to the games because of the impacts it may cause so he does it suble
>the green thwomp had the ultimate power of metal boxes
I am laughing my ass off.
FUCK, SUPER MARIO WORLD 2 DOESN'T FIT THERE. WHERE DOES IT BELONG?!
>go-karts use fuel in the Mario world
>dinosaurs and Yoshis are still alive, so no fossil fuels from that
Dry Bones has never been a Mario Kart character because they're using him for fuel
Bowser Jr. is in that, and wasn't he first introduced in Sunshine? So you could say Mario 64 comes next, then he goes on vacation to Delfino Island. Also where do the kart games come into play?
should mario and luigi partners in time be first than yoshi island ds?
baby peach was already shown in partnerts in time contradicting what you said about yoshi DS
That was actually a fun as fuck movie and not bad like people make it out to be.
And that's why the whole universe is reseted at the end of SMG1
In SMG2 and beyond,
Luigi never died, Mario and Peach didn't had kids, so Rosalina and Brother don't exist in kid form.Rosalina only exists as a god now
I had it that way at first, but someone said that there was a quote Kamek made in YI:DS which referenced PiT so I changed it around. That contradicting quote is removed now, but I'll show another update once we figure out what comes next.
Mario and company take the idea of 4-colored blocks, dash pads, and the music from the Sprixie World and created Kart Racing.
Thus, 3D World and thus Super Mario Kart take place somewhere between the time before Donkey Kong Jr. takes up the Donkey Kong title from Cranky Kong.
OK, let me get this straight
>Luigi dies mysteriously
>Mario and Peach have 2 children
>One of them is Rosalina
>Rosalina then goes to space and gets immortal or whatever all that shit in the SMG backstory was
>at some point travels back in time
>the universe resets because of the supernova
>Rosalina is now a god
>Time is back to before Luigi dies
Did I get it all?
who is Rosalina's brother?
I'm starting to think that "mario has the deepest lore" isn't a joke anymore
It was never a joke, Mozartfags just ruined it
>Sunken Ship in SMW is the same Mario knocked off the sky in SMB3
How is Bowser so strong? He survived being thrown into the center of the universe, and the one time he did die...
Mario games happen in order of release, aside from the obvious ones like Yoshi's Island and its sequels
Partners in Time happens later but the Shroob invasion was there at the start and the main reason the Marios had to escape and
the reason Poison Mushrooms exist
Reminder that Bowser is eternal, and there's a gigantic skeleton of him used as a fucking race course with burial urns inside
What if the end of Super Mario Galaxy had everyone who was involved turn immortal like Rosalina? That would explain why Mario, Luigi and even Peach sometimes can be killed over and over and be no worse for wear.
But where the fuck does Mario Kart fit in? I'm sitting here hurting my head trying to think. It involves both Bowser, DK.Jr and Baby characters. It HAS to have something to do with time travel...
So do you, you pianist fuck.
Again, Mario Kart goes in order of release along with the other games. Sure, Time Travel is involved but not until later
Especially considering how Mario and Bowser time traveled back in YNI and Yoshi's Island DS it's not out of the question to think they pulled them in later.
>But where the fuck does Mario Kart fit in?
I like Kyle Bosman's explanation that the Lakitus who run Mario Kart have been cloning the main characters and entering the babies into the events, then when they get too old they're disposed of and new clones are made.
Man All you guys aRe doing Is Overreacting. Its obviouS that Most Of these thing are just referenceZ to other gAmes in The series
I need to take a break now and this thread's probably gonna die by the time I return. Can someone make another Mario Lore thread after this one dies?
Yes, it started with the legendary bird pokemon. Then people noticed things in Mario like Ludwig Koopa. Some other Mozart references were found and now it's part of Mario lore. But Mozart secretly being alive is more like an overall Nintendo secret that the developers are trying to leak subtly through their games so people will find out the truth.
>Geno, whose real name is unpronouncable, is from Star Road. He is sent by "a higher authority" to restore peace to Mario's world.
Gee I wonder who that higher authority could be
I understand your point but
This would be a reference to Beethoven
>Goes to wikipedia to see if birth/death dates can match
>Find out that both Beethoven and Mozart both 'died' in Vienna, Austria-Hungary
Do not even think about it
Even if by some chance you never died playing a Mario game as a kid, If you're counting everyone in the world that's ever played a Mario game, then that's a lot of deaths. Plenty of Boos to float around.
>mfw I'll probably not going to see the next thread because of time zones
Maybe the next-next one, right?