Ugh see smoke signal that say great snow shaman "walk away" from Blizzard Trib. Me think he was forcefully removed from stone tribe since high chiefs don't look his rocks. Either way, Warlords of Rock not going to save Warstone berrypickers.
Blizzard Tribe going to make wheel not only roll, they were going to make wheel role fast.
But then they take away wheel rolling at all and give two small stones instead.
Now Warstone ungas get no wheel they were promised, just two rocks.
Spiritual Avatars also look the same now, no more different avatar faces.
At least you can trade Mammoth
Me get Mammoth through steam pools, come with spear chucker who won't go. He say Mammoth not really mine and that me can't give mammoth for anything unless me got Offering Mammoth.
Should have gotten mammoth from bay.
BOW IS FOR BERRYPICKERS
MANY OOGS IMPORT BOW FROM NOT HERE
ENJOY YOUR NO ROCKS
ENJOY NOT HAVING AMMO
ENJOY LOSING YOUR UNGA WOMEN TO SLING HOMO ERECTUS
BOW HUNGOS GETTING BLOWN THE OOG OUT
>Oog face when no friend to play in steam pools with
Oog sad. Any other rockmen want to play steam pool games with Oog? Me no berrypicker.
>That funga whunga when the goddess of dream time is my waifook
U tar stick sniffers?
Me walk around and find cave.
Me explore cave, it have bigbig stone man head.
Me run away because dead bone walking in cave, scary.
One day friend Ugh make cave drawing. Friend Ugh cave drawing funny, all tribe laugh because grasp cave drawing.
Reddit tribe man come and see cave drawing. He not grasp, but he see tribe laugh. He go back to Reddit tribe and draw bad copy of cave drawing. Now Reddit tribe laugh but when ask Reddit tribe man, nobody grasp.
You fault for buy at rockstop. Rockstop buy used rock for 1+1 shells. Rockstop sell used rock for 1+1+1+1 shells. Sell new rock for 1+1+1+1+1 shells. Number man say this is bad buy.
You remember when Tee Eff Too forest was best hunting place? Me remember. Valve tribe force everyone to pay a few berries to hunt there, but hunting was good so it fair. Then the Valve tribe start give silly hats to hunters and make overpowered bows and spears that ruin challenge of hunt. Then they stop forcing people to pay berries to hunt and then EVERYONE hunt there and ruin hunting community.
>tfw me sad about never hunt good with friends again in Tee Eff Too forest
>tfw me have no face
small big-head man come from sky, tell me to build big rock city
>Cro Magnons will never, EVER get fire
How does that make you feel?
Fuck y'all niggas we'll out.
Enjoy your shitty rocks.
>go to UGGIN RockShop
>me buy new rock system
>has all best rocks
>that expression when other rock system has no rocks
>get back to cave
>that expression when no wife
>don't care play rock
>called Cave Story
>have fun 2011 + 3000 B.C
>I oggu roogu
>after watch Club La Club
Small big-head man from sky? Me know him! He tell me to build big fancy rock pile. Me wonder why small big-head man want fancy rock stuff.
maybe small big head man needs to "get him rocks off"
>Me find out how use green arrow today
>me hear say of women tribe who want to erase my cavedrawings of women
>me face when me scare
>Not keep bug as pet
There caveman like this exist
>Woman can hunt good too! Man just need to stop saying woman can no hunt good.
Why not just go hunt and prove you hunt good? Why you feel need for man approval in order to hunt good?
Bug pet is fun, but bug keepers must go to >>>/vp/.
you shitlord me alpha of tribe who respect women me like women who can hunt
me girlfriend wear rock dildo and she make me cave woman, me confident about my sexuality so thanks to cavewoman me liberated caveman
me even let monkeys have sex with me girlfriend, it good to embrace diversity, i bet you dont even get laid with rock in butt do you shitlord?
go fap to cave drawings and let real caveman do
You mean weird-yellow-island-men? Me hear they have best sharpened rocks. Me hear they knap rock 10000 times until the edge is so sharp that it cut mammoth in half with single swing.
>Posting in broken English
Why? Just because it's long time ago doesn't mean people couldn't speak a proper language. The proto-Indo-European language existed at the end of the stone age.
cavewoman at counter see me hiding in bush
>unga? she say
me fall out of bush and innards fall out of rabbit
me red faced like ass of money
me grab rock and pay with rabbit.
at cave me play rock
rock not even complete, need other rocks, need more rabbit to play rock i already gave rabbit for
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
Gods are asleep, post cave photos
(USER WAS STONED FOR THIS POST)
(I say, these savages are quite primitive.)
>Rock carvers make worse rocks every passing cold season
>They make more and more rocks for berry-pickers and beast-lovers
>Too easy to use rocks are everywhere
Where you when rock carving die?
3DS-lab is better travel slab than vit-cano
prove ugh wrong
(What the fuck are you doing here? Dinosaurs are extinct you scaly bird.)
(How do you understand my language? It's quite literally impossible that you could interpret that I was referring to a Raptor and the impossibility of it's existence in this day and age.)
My father village elder at Nintenrock!
Both stupid berrypickers. Rock U not even have to compete, letting Rockstation and Rockbox club each other until see stars. Enjoy Cave of Mammoth Doody 5, berrypickers.
>not owning Personal Rockputer
>not having prettiest & funnest rocks at all times
Filthy rock-sole peasant probably not even know about anti-rockliasing.
Silly neanderthal, it call Boulder. Just because Steve Rocks popular and make smoother boulder lookalike not make it better than Boulder you chisel yourself. Smooth Boulder hard to stop on hill, hard to hold, and made of material that not accept personal chiselwork
>Walk down forest
>Picking berries, sticks, and rocks
I can legit draw, but since it's this kind of thread, it's gonna be crude
Draw bird goddess in nothing-suit please.
What am you just say about me, you little cro-magnon? Me am have you be told me am hunt many seals, and me am be on many night-time raid on tribe that live over hill, me am have over three hand worth kill as witness by other hunters. Me am trained with lots of gorrilas for warfare and am best stone-slinger in whole tribe. You am nothing to me but just another pair ears for necklace. Me am wipe you out with exactness which am not ever been seen on this side of valley, you am better listen to what I am say. You am thinking you get away with smear shit on cave wall?
You am best think again, me have keen nose to smell where you pee, me am come like storm.
Storm that fuck you in ass. You fucking dead knuckle-dragger, me am can be many places and me can smash your head several different ways, and that am just with own hands. Not only am me good at hit things, me have many sharp sticks and rocks in cave, and me use them for hunt you dead, you am dung-head. If you am know who you mess with you am not talk so smart, but you don't, you not, and now you am pay price, you dumb. Me am poop hard and angry on you and you am drown in it. You am dead cave-guy.
Decided to do it good anyway. Stone me caveman
>me face when rockstation 4 and xstone one don't have no games
>me face went personal pebble master species
Stupid cave woman think GiantRock ask Ugga join tribe instead of ask cave woman because Ugga light skin and cave man.
Oog make face when
me think rockstation not use rock. I go rockstation tribe,
They say "come play rockstation 4, Ungon."
when Ungon get to rockstation cave Ungon only find dusty rocks that don't go as far as rock he had.
Ungon break rockstation.
>me chisel favorite rock on tablet
>mom enter cave
>me try to break tablet but made harder than hand
>mom see rock, beat me with tree
>not allowed to chisel
>family throw rock when see me
>unga we just want what's best for you
>still make me hunt, say no more free meat
does /rock/ relate?
W-what's going on in this thread guys?
>me face when see thread
Funny cave anons make me laugh long time
no be different cave /v/
Ugga, the big rock trade of warm time not much good.
Was doodoo with the color tribes running fast to trade little leaves, no good. Me got shiny little beads for cave, just for being red tribe. Me no trade little leaves at all, me trade for BIG rocks, best rocks. Not one best rock me wanted was good trade, doodoohead Gaberock!
Me miss great big rock trade of warm time long ago, when we get free beads for find bugs in rocks! Good! GOOOD!
>that feel berrypicker feet
>go to steamy pits
>can't trade Berrypicking Simulator with all the digestible fruits not many rocks
>pray and do rituals to Shaman Goban for it
>four suns go up and down
>Shaman Goban accepts me 5 rock and 99 pebbles for the game
>me face when
Terrible. All of our rocks are owned by corporations looking to turn profits rather than producing beautiful stones. Worse still, our women have gone hysterical because we gave them an inch of freedom, and are now trying to control our stones for fear of getting our rocks off to fictional, better women.
The Stone Age of rocks is over. Rocks are dead
N-now, that's not necessary.
No, Stoneben sold Stoneworks out to Indian developers, how make terrible, rockelated 2-D stone-scrollers.
It's law that we men must smell like women now, because apparently our scent oppressed a certain demographic or something. If we don't use "Privilege" perfume daily, we get wrecked because we didn't check ourselves.
The future sucks. I want out.
Your rockfu is a shit
Rockwell will die in pebble.
He only find meat after he trick berrypicker in Great Heat Trade.
Elder say this what Rockwell tribe is.
Me run back to Tribe Caves 2 now
Me want trade rocks, put them on head.
Why great many mammoth touchers go to tribe caves 2? Them make me angry. Mammoths not for touching, mammoths for HUNTING.
Me see them sometimes in their caves, they dress as mammoth and make ooga booga to themselves. Very bad because they all caveMEN. Me feel sick seeing mammoth toucher cavepaintings.
who play STONE WHEEL HARD by KONAN?
me like the second rock 'small unga of shamans'
think hardicus was right and the shamans was bad
me play as wrath of the gods and not snake and ungas not like that
but i think it still best
but clubs of the shamans was bad
what was jumanji think???
Shaman say that Caveman that touch mammoth only there for real caveman to make throat call at.
Me think Mammoth toucher take over Rock Tribe. Rock tribe no stick together. make unga sad for rock life.
rocky owe moon tribe lots of pebble.
Rocktendo sleep on pebble.
Rocky want what Rocktendo have so Rocky spread rumors about Rocktendo no have rocks.
found magic rock
is now big rock friend
always searching for quarry to settle
big rock man hold tree
found cave drawing of him holding tree
hitting berry pickers
rockman always make funny jokes
is nice guy
Me find scary cave drawing.
Look only if testing courage.
Yo niggas wazzup in dis hood? Were da sapiens women at bitch nigga dey no want no tiny male sapiens cock nigga look at my dick 12 inches nigga
>not cave drawing
you take rock to the head?
That is way of rock. Hunt, gather, some day it end. It all end.
Unga... what happen when... die?
We go to good cave?
There rocks in good cave?
WHY CAVEMAN EVEN LIVE
WHAT IS ROCKS
Like paint on wall.
Want children with wall.
Wall no good I sad.
>think Pteradactyl get in before Donkers
continue to use dream catcher, berrypicker
Me know you well. You go to watch sacrifices with Ma-Ma and Da-Da, start to grow hair on neck. Fight Ma-Ma and Da-Da over skygod because you doo-doo.
You doo-doo. Skygods real. Read tablet.
First caveman come say "me have fun with 8 rocks"
Then different caveman say "enjoy dungpile of 8 rocks, me have even more fun with 16 rocks"
Then third caveman say "both ungas are stinking mammoth doo, me have fun buried in pile of 64 rocks"
And now cavemen have too many rocks to count!
>steam pool trade gathering few moon cycles ago
>make many berries trading drawing-stones to oog knuckle-draggers
>enough berries make trade for Risk of Rock
>that chaka when no hunter tribe to enjoy new cave painting with
Trade gathering dung anyway. Dumb ungas no not how to use smoke signals, tell lord trade shaman Grogen put wrong cave painting for less berries. Ungas do this all time, me begin to think all berry-pickers at steam pools.
Ugh just wanted Sharp Cave Fighter + and Counter Stab: Field Ambush