Shovel Knight just came out, any of you niggas playin it?

>>250223225
no

I feel bad for pirating it. But oh well, try before you buy. I've been suckered way too many times in my life.

no, i'm playing super metroid

>>250223225
My download is almost finished, I'm currently reading this link mentioned on the update.

http://www.gamasutra.com/blogs/DavidDAngelo/20140625/219383/Breaking_the_NES_for_Shovel_Knight.php

>>250223313
>>250223521
fags

>>250223478
who cares devs are rich

>18 hours til release

How much will it be? 10 bucks?
It looked good during treehouse stream

>>250223804
I'd say 15, buti f you want pirate the game it just came out for us KS backers early

>>250223618
Very interesting. I see no specific mention of that symmetrical left side though, people often forget about that.

tfw you forgot to kickstart it, but have to wait another day to buy it on steam

Spoonfeed me. Where's the download?

>>250223967
DRM free?

>>250225323
yes

I'll upload the gamei f anyone wants

>>250223225
hoping to get this on Wii U.

Might pirate it first though to see how good it is.

>>250225521
Yes please

>>250225521
I-If you're cool with it

>>250225521
Yeah, go on then. If it's good, I promise I'll buy it.

>>250225521
inb4 lostboy

>>250225521
lostboy.exe

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>>250223967
>>250225323
>>250225521
>>250225792

pic semi-related, dunno if a pirate enemy exists in Shovel Knight

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I thought I picked to get the PC version but apparently I picked the 3DS version.

Anyone know if the 3DS version is inferior in any way?

>>250225521
i already bought it but i'd rather play it sooner than later yeah.

>>250225792
>>250225903
>>250225943
>>250225978
>>250225997
Dolphin porn. Calling it now.

already beat it, its seriously only about 3 hours long.

>>250226075
Smaller resolution obviously, but I think it has spotpass features.

>>250226234
I don't care about resolution especially in a retro game.

>>250226075
They all have the same viewable game space. The 3DS has a bigger HUD to compensate for the difference.

https://twitter.com/YachtClubGames/status/481957902547046401

>>250226075
Usually, I hate the 3D gimmick but goddamn 2D layered sprites look brilliant with the 3D.

Streets of Rage and VVVVVV especially. Hopefully this looks good, too.

>>250226234
>>250226075
it has spotpass and miiverse integration, plus it's 3D
I think those are all the content-related differences, minus achievements or possible updates

>>250226091
No no, this ain't modern bullshit. Think medieval, anon. Calling it now, it's dragon porn

>>250226506
Ya I'm guessing that's why I picked 3DS version all those months back. Also I love the 3D 'gimmick'. I seriously think it's the future of technology. Not like the popping out of the screen movie theater 3D, but the subtle depth shit that the 3DS has.

>>250226403
thats very nice to know.

>>250226546
Don't care about streetpass shit or whatever. Im more wondering if theres gameplay or graphical or frame rate differences, but it seems there is none known right now.

---

anyways I just finished DLing it. I'll report back in a bit I guess.

where should I upload a 200mb game? like what site?

>>250227057
Mega.co.nz

>>250227057
mediafire, or megashare

>>250227057
>200 MB

Jesus christ, is all the music in WAV format or some shit?

I want to get the the Wii U version because I need more games on my Wii U, but the 3DS version is portable...

>>250227057
Mega.co

Only if you're a big dick G

Didn't back the Kickstarter, but looks interesting.
Important question - PC, 3DS, or Wii U version?

>>250227449
>Posting from 1998

ok so the 3D in this game is awesome. also it seems like the 2nd screen on the 3DS will be fairly useful.

Seems to me the 3DS is the definite version. Plus its just much more cozy playing this on a handheld with the 3DSs god tier buttons.

>>250227630

Pirate PC, buy 3DS. That's the only way to go.

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>>250227621
>24fps on Wii U and 60fps on Wii U
Care to repeat that?

>>250227659
Banished is done by one guy, is in 3d, has AI and is smaller in size.

>>250227730
how much is it on the 3DS

the game is 60 fps on every platform you shitposters. did you expect anything different from a 2D side scroller with NES graphics?

>>250228001
Its only out for backers right now so I dont know. I think I contributed $10 to the campaign so expect $10-$15.

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>>250228009
hmmmm

>>250227880
sorry havent slept in 2 days
I meant its 24 on wii u and 60 on 3ds

>>250228009
>110 MB

I bet it's full of vidya

>>250228009
100% legit, you say? No virus, you say?

>>250228009
FUCK THIS CRASHED MY COMPUTER

>>250227621
> 24 fps on wiiu and 60 on wiiu
Yeah, that really doesn't, does it?

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>>250228009
so, can someone here verify this?

>>250228009
tis real

>>250228194
>>250228234
i can confirm it's dolphin porn

>>250228297
Just download it you scaredynigger. Run some antiviruses on it.

>>250228234
can confirm. i downloaded for vidya and instead got 100% virus

the game has a demons/dark souls mechanic where if you die, your shit drops and you have to go pick it back up before you die again

>>250228173
nah, with how shady this fag is it could be anything. I bet it's full of dirt

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>>250228009

>>250228394
Ignore this poster, it's only 96% virus

>>250228009

Works. Only thing in the zip is the exe. No viruz. In the game now.

>>250228009
>lostguy.exe

If you pirate the game and like it, please buy it on 3DS. The 3D is fucking amazing.

>>250228384
Downloaded now pc is slowly dying. Typing this from my phone

FUCK YOU

>>250228506
do some more calcs, it's actually 98% virus

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It doesn't come out until tomorr-

>Check e-mail
>SURPRISE!!!
>mfw

Holy shit thanks OP, gonna go download this and play for a bit before work.

>>250228627
Did you anti the virus you stupid twat? You have to insert the floppy.

>>250228613
i might do this, i want more glorious handheld platforming.

>>250228613
hey you fucking nigger i work for this company and i posted the version, we don't care about buying the game, pirate it you stupid faggnigger

>>250227996
>file size is a signifier of quality
>I'm a computer genius

Get recked kid

>>250228009
It's legit. Thank you based anon

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>>250228613
I really want to pirate it just to play it early. I'm still going to buy it.

>>250228956
>we don't care about buying the game

well no shit because you guys already made a crap ton of money because of the kickstarter.

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>>250228009
Now my PC is filled with sixty niggers.

No but seriously, it's legit. Thank you

>>250227996
>banished
>ai
you mean where villagers starve to death with a full supply of food?

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>>250228009
Confirmed !

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>>250229245
>not Shovel Knight on Mac
>2058

>>250229632
Dont know how to play it, says I dont have something when I wanted to install it.

Fuck. I guess I'll just get it on 2ds, any way I can download games on PC and play on 2ds?

>>250229878
not yet

posting this link to reddit, thank you my good sir! a tip of the fedora to you! tips fedora*

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>>250228009
confirmed for working

>>250223225
Oh shit really? Better get an eshop card tomorrow.

>>250230345
hey dongus, how are you doing

Alright I beat the first level on 3DS.

I will say the definitive version is the 3DS version. The 3D is really well done, and this kind of game is just extremely more cozy on a handheld.

Pirate the PC version to see if this is your cup of tea (if it isn't then you are an uncultured swine), and then buy the 3DS version (since 3DS piracy ranges from impossible to extremely difficult). Trust me, the 3D and comfyness of the 3DS version makes it worth it.

does anyone knows what the blinking sheets of music in the world map mean? is it that i have collected all sheets on that stage or is it that i'm missing some? i'm a completionist and it's making me crazy that the first stage is still blinking

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I don't know if I should get the 3DS version or Wii U version.

>>250230781
3DS version because it offers something valuable that not even the PC version can (awesome 3D).

>>250230672
>comfy
>cozy
>moralfag

Please be mroe faggy

>>250230781
same even though I have a 2ds
but If I buy the game on wii u I get another free eshop card

>>250230672
I don't know why everyone relates 3DS to comfy
It's one of the least comfy things I can imagine having to hold for prolonged periods

>>250230914
How was I being a moral fag? Since this is a DL only title, I would imagine it's literally impossible to pirate the 3DS version. Hell, it's a pain in the ass to even pirate physical 3DS games (need a seperate flash cart for each game, need to be on an ancient firmware, etc).

>>250231053
>but If I buy the game on wii u I get another free eshop card

Actually I think I might buy the Wii U version because that now. Thanks for reminding me

>>250231124
>https://mega.co.nz/#!0RA3SByJ!ntIL34ITVwY6zTDwTiQBOtjB3gyil3b94Wjerq0l8gA

Can someone confirm if this link works?

They hit every one of their stretch goals, didn't they?

>>250231096
Good thing I have manlet hands. You must have big meaty claws due to eating too many hotpockets. 3DS was made with child hands in mind.

Also there is nothing more cozy than laying on a bed or couch and playing vidya. Much better than sitting in a chair upright.

>>250230781
If you're planning on using 3D, 3DS.

If not, Wii U. Apparently it looks better (duh) and StreetPass stuff isn't very engaging.

>>250231225
Yeah, it takes you to mega.co
confrimed

THIS IS HOW A RETRO GAME SHOULD BE FUCK

IF YOU FAGGOTS DONT AT LEAST PIRATE IT, YOU SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY VIDYA AT ALL

>>250231250

yes, but some of the stretch goals will be patched in later

>>250231225
i can confirm it's not a virus

>>250231505
>patched in later

WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT LAZY SHIT GAME DEVS

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>

lol recked

>>250231592

please understand

>>250231662
And then what?

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>>250231225
OH GOD MY COMPUTER IS ON FIRE

Normally I'm a moralfag (partly because Im not a child like 90% of /v/ and therefore can afford video games), but since Yacht Club games already made a lot of bank from the kick starter, I don't think people should be too upset if people decide to pirate.

That said you should still totally buy the game. It's great.

ive heard of this game but havnt looked into it

why does /v/ seem hype?

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playing right now, god damn this game is smooth
gonna buy even tho i pirated to support devs

>>250231662
the magic of the internet

>>250231791
Because it's a retro game done right by competent game devs.

>tfw finally might have use for $20 of eshop credit i've had since last fall
>but only have a 3ds

>>250231791
because it's new and has a shovel

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>>250231225
>SetupSK.exe

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>250231225

Legit, installed, watching dolphin porn as we speak.

It's legit.

>>250231791
It has duck tales gameplay
DUCK TALES

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>>250231662
oh shit

>>250231662
What can he do?

The fuck?

>>250231662
>mega
>giving up IPs

lol good luck. All companies can do is issue a DMCA takedown.

3D on the 3DS version is worth $15.

That is all.

>>250232187
>>250232152
They are joking, they don't care that people are pirating it.

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>>250231662
Really?

Wasn't a Shovel Knight dev here just yesterday saying he doesn't give a shit if its pirated?

>>250232207
are you not aware that this mega is different from the mega of years past? the only way they were allowed to go back online was to give IP tracking rights.

>>250232152
Best girl

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>that sleeping dragon miniboss

>>250232209
i'm guessing no slowdown at all on 3ds version?
that's my main concern with that version

>>250232317
My thread, the day before that, and yes he said they don't care.

>>250232152
>>250232187

It's a photo shop.

Yes I went and checked the Kickerstarter page to make sure, what of it?

>>250229143
>Thinking 300K is a crapton of money.
>Implying you won't blow that in a week

>>250232317
HELLO IM OBAMA YES THE REAL OBAMA AND PLEASE DONT PIRATE ANYTHING ITS A CRIME.

>>250232331
are you not aware that you are baiting big time

Wii U
>Miiverse integration
>Free future patch for multiplayer
>Off-TV play

3DS
>it's 3D
>shitty streetpass battle mode

Wii U version is far superior

>>250232317

it's fake, genius

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>tfw when I only have a cheap 3rd party 360 controller

h-have fun with the game guys

I really need to get a playstation controller or a wii u pro adapter

>>250232331
and then the devs track you down, come to your house and wreck up the place

>>250232317
Did he actually prove he was a dev?

>>250232392
not that I can notice. I played a bit with 3D on and off and I notice no difference in smoothness.

>>250232251

Sounds fair. For what it's worth, I wouldn't have known how the game played (heard of it too late to donate to Kickstarter), and from what I've played of it it's a Day 1 buy.

Whenever I bother to check piratebay, yeah I will

>>250231218
yeah I got 18$ right now
15 for shovel (just pirated on pc, holy shit worth a buy) get 5$ code get another world 20th edition for 8
feels good

>THE IP ADDRESS COMES FROM THAT ROOM

>>250232616
No but retards still believe that he was dev

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press 1 if you got recked by the bubble spewing Dragon

I tend not to suck so much usually, but If I jumped onto them I'd hit the ones above and if I avouided them he'd shoot before I could do anything...

>>250232454
300k for a $10-$15 game is a lot. that said the almost year long delay probably hurt a lot and they will need a lot of sales to make a good profit.

>>250232746
>not being in the thread
Get out

>All these neets and tards downloading a 110MB Virus on 4chan
>which is famous for viruses and pranks

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>>250232746

>>250223225
Where can I download it if im not a kickstarter guy? Its not available on steam yet

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>>250232251
hehe yes good goyim

>>250226546
>>250226234
It has StreetPass, not SpotPass.

SpotPass is stuff sent to you by Nintendo or the publishers to you. StreetPass is content that happens when you exchange data with other nearby users.

In 3DS Shovel Knight, you can record yourself and fight against people you have StreetPassed recorded Knights.

>>250232934

wait until tomorrow

>>250232861
the file size was pretty suspicious, but i ran it in sandbox and it worked fine. doesn't look like it's trying to do anything weird.

FBI HERE

SEE I SAID IM THE FBI WHY WOULD I LIE IM THE REAL FBI

ANYWAYS IM TRACKING ALL YOUR IPS AND SENDING THEM TO OBAMA. ENJOY YOUR JAIL.

>>250232861
>being afraid of your fellow anons
Come on, faget. Why do you hate fun?

>>250232934
Read the thread, yes, that link, it's not a virus

Btw, Protip: you can bounce on the dragon's head

>>250232746
I;m OP of this thread, anyone have a link to thread? Haven't posted on /v/ much recently

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>>250232861

>implying

>>250232952
But the devs don't benefit, nor the jews for that matter.

>people dying to the bubble dragon

/v/ really is casual beyond belief, huh? I guess that's what happens when you limit yourself to only PC games.

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OH SHIT SON
im scared

>>250233173
i backed the game and could easily take a screenshot and say it is from the virus

Which one are you getting /v/?

[ STEAM ]
>Has cards
>Achievements

[ 3DS ]
>3D
>StreetPass Battling

[ Wii U ]
>Local couch Battle Mode (In a future update)
>Diggers Diary (Miiverse implementation)
>Off-TV play

>>250232861

/v/ is pretty trustworthy and that link is legit, retard.

>all those normals scared about pirating it because they are "tracking IP adresses"
Hahahahaha, thanks for the laugh guys. Seriously.

>>250233216
what do you mean /v/? this is reddit.com/v/

>>250233353
protip: you can deflect the fireballs with your shovel

That mega.co.nz file gonna fuck my shit up or is it legit?

lost_knight.exe

downloaded from the link in this thread and played the first level then immediately turned it off

gonna buy it for Wii U tomorrow after work

any torrent for the 3DS game? how to play torrented games on 3DS?

>>250233423
I got 3DS version. I don't care about any of those features you listed other than 3D. 3D is fucking awesome when done right.

I somehow knew /v/ was going to have a positive reaction to it

Can someone fill me in on how much time I can see sinking into this thing? I bought Luigi's Mansion on the behest of /v/, and lo and behold it was like 20 hours of easy playtime.

I want to believe /v/, I want to love my 3ds again. Maybe I should buy Kid Icarus?

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>>250233368

>people distribute 118 mb viruses
>on 4chan
>not trusting your friendly neighborhood /v/ thread

C'mon, the dolphin porn isn't gonna watch itself.

>>250233805

6-7 hours, barring NG+

>>250233423
I want it for 3DS on the go.... but I want to play this on the telly so bad. So Wii U for me.

>>250233640
Can't pirate the 3DS version because it's digital only. Even if there was a physical release, you would have to buy a $50 flash cart to pirate it and be on an ancient firmware. Also only 1 game per flash cart.

>>250233423
I'm getting the >>250228009 one.
But I'll probably get the Wii U version later on when I'll have a Wii U

>>250233805

>Maybe I should buy Kid Icarus

Yes you fucking should. You're not a very good 3DS owner.

>>250233849
Everyone keeps saying conflicting things!
How do I know that the virus doesn't give the linker full control of my PC so he can post "proof" it's legit!?
HOW DO IT KNOW THEY WONT TRACK ME
AND WHY WAS THE LINK TAKEN DOWN IF IT'S LEGIT

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>>250234016
>being surprised that /v/ doesnt play good games

>>250233048
You know its a federal offense and punishable with jail time to pretend to be a law enforcement agent right?

>>250233527
protip: just jump on his head 24/7

>>250234098
>AND WHY WAS THE LINK TAKEN DOWN IF IT'S LEGIT
because its against 4chan rules you dipshit

>>250234098

It's real, retard.

>it's been stuck on DX_Setup.exe/ silent for a while now
should i have installed DirectX before

>>250233423
3DS because it's portable and at least 70% of my time playing vidya is at work.

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>>250233895

are you fucking serious? 6-7 hours?! How the fuck is that worth 15 bucks?

Jesus, you know out of everything in this fucking world I thought retro 2d games MIGHT be a bit longer and more difficult, because, ya know, they're skipping all the story/graphics/yadda yadda of other games.

This is severe disappointment.

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>>250234189
oh shit rip me #pray4anon

>>250234098

Posting links to pirated content is technically a no no in 4chan rules. The mods just took down his post and maybe gave him like, a 1 day ban at most for it.

Actually I doubt he was even banned at all, probably given a warning and thats it.

>>250223646
>who cares devs are rich
Are they really?

>>250234259
protip: ayy lmao

>>250230672
>pirating pc games
>buying on 3ds
What a fag

>>250234319
no, it does a setup anyway. it should only take a couple seconds though, did you download the virus link?

>>250234016

I have every other damn 3ds game that /v/ suggests, I even shoveled out the money for Dream Team, which after playing Bravely Default felt like fucking Youngster's 1st RPG.

I've just read so many conflicting reports of Kid Icarus and it's handling that I don't want to get a game unless I'm sure I can sink a ton of time into it, or it'll be fun as hell

>>250234319
you are now a lost_knight and keylogged

>>250234359

what the fuck were you expecting

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>/v/ suddenly likes retro pixel indie platformers

>>250234359
how is $15 not worth 6-7 hours? Are you expecting hundreds of hours from $15?

Also you posted a picture of Kingdom Hearts. Thats a 30 hour game and cost $50 brand new. Thats $1.67 an hour.

Meanwhile Shovel Knight, assuming $15 and 6 hours, is $2.5 an hour.

>>250234629
>/v/ suddenly
Kill yourself

>>250234601

...a fucking game? Not half a game, but a game, you know, at least fucking 20+ hours to invest.

Seriously, the day I shovel (hur hur pun) out $15 bucks for 6 hours of fucking entertainment is the day I die.

Jesus /v/, I thought you had standards

>>250234359
not paying for good games

>>250234629
This one looks like an actual NES game.

>>250234629
>Indie

You sack of shit.

>>250234874
Uh... it literally is indie.

I don't got a Wii U yet and Playing on the PC isn't really my thing. Besides, Archivements? Cards?

Fuck that, I'm getting that play on the go and spotpass on my 3ds.

Besides, I don't got stream. I don't know why should I get it anyway.

I am glad to say I'm not playing this heap of shovelware
It even says what it is in the fucking title

>>250234779
You get more value from a 6 hour game priced at $15 than a 30 hour game priced at $60. Do the fucking math.

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>>250234506
>>250234560
well shit, goodbye 7 year old laptop
you won't be missed

I hope you guys turned off your internet before starting the game up, because if you check yyou can see that the game uploads like 2mb when it first startsup everytime. enjoy your bit coin mining faggots

>>250232861
Chill out dude, nobody that was gonna buy it is gonna pirate it and not buy it, and the ones that weren't are at least gonna enjoy a decent game, haven't even beaten the first level and I know I'm gonna buy it on steam

>>250234651
So Shovel Knight is a worse deal. Cool

>>250235129
How is $2.50 less than $1.67?

>>250234651
your mom cost 10$ and lasts 2 minutes, I guess you can say that's bad deal too ;^)

>>250235196
>paying more for every game hour
what

>>250234560
>>250234506
>>250235074
But it's not a virus

>>250233423
Is that really all the Steam version has? That's kind of... sad.

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>>250235196
>$1.67 an hour for kingdom hearts
>$2.50 for SK
>How is $2.50 less than $1.67?

Does https://mega.co.nz/#!0RA3SByJ!ntIL34ITVwY6zTDwTiQBOtjB3gyil3b94Wjerq0l8gA work?
This SetupSK seems a little iffy.

>>250235387

>>250235076


check if you dont believe me

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>>250235076
OH FUCK!!!

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>>250235196
jesus

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>>250235196
>Paying more per hour is a better deal

>>250233958
The Wii U glory days are so close, it's a good time to buy.

>>250235051

This isn't about the fucking math and dividng cash by hours played. I don't care if I pay 5 dollars for a game and only get 2 hours.

If I purchase a game and want to have fun with it, what the fuck is the point of 6-7 hours? I could beat that shit in a fucking night.

Apparently I'm the only one who thinks this is a joke. Like really, this isn't about the price for me, though $15 is half the cash of a legit game. The point is that is pitifully low amount of hours to invest in a game that is THIS HYPED.

I thought 2d retro games were supposed to be like SNES games. When the fuck is the last time you beat a brand new SNES game? You know, back when they made games hard as fuck and whatnot so you played it more.

Fucks sake /v/

>>250235357
>>250235436
>>250235574
>>250235579
you took the bait you fools

>>250235442

It's fine, stop being a little bitch.

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>>250235196
Jesus Christ kid, I know its summer but you need more school

>>250235436
LOL I was only trolling, calm down!

>>250235613
wait until the glory days actually hit and its $50 cheaper

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>>250235664
>Gets wrekt
>I..i..was just pretending to be retarded
>B..b..baited lel

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>>250235664
>i was just pretending

I'm buying shovel knight because it seems to be a fun game I can play for 15 hours or more.

This is what happens when you just beat the game.

What about 100% complete it? what about challenge runs? What about speedruns?

The game JUST came out.

>>250235472
i'm not seeing it try to access the internet
what is suspicious is
>last modified 24/06/14
d-did the uploader get it yesterday?

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>>250235664
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>250234359
>are you fucking serious? 6-7 hours?! How the fuck is that worth 15 bucks?
You never playing a side scroller ever. Besides Castlevania and Metroid games which is a bit of a miniority. 2D side scrollers mostly lasted 1 or 2 hours. If Shovel Knight is 6 to 7 hours. It is greatly longer than most of them. And is significantly cheaper at launch to boot.

>>250235615
stop fucking backpedalling and just say "buy the game because i like it and i think you guys will like it", geez

>>250235664
>>250235727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM

>>250234476
Pretty much any indie with a published game, even just average selling is at least upper middle class.

>>250234553
It's pretty good. I mean, it IS a Sakurai game. The only people who say the controls are bad are literally retarded. I'm fucking left handed and I learned how to play with the stylus in the right hand and beat the game. Trust your fellow anon.

>>250235919
Yeah that's when he finished the virus
He's just been waiting for an excuse to link it

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>Pay $12 to go see a movie that lasts two hours at most.
>Pay $15 to buy a game that lasts 6-7 hours on a first playthrough, and likely much longer to totally 100%.

PEOPLE VALUE THEIR ENTERTAINMENT DIFFERENTLY, MORE OF THIS STORY AT 11 STAY TUNED!!

can we talk about the game and not whether it's worth the $15 bucks?

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>>250235923
how fast do you think you'd have to throw a bottle at that distance, to make it break on impact with a human torso

>>250236181
>comparing moves to video games

hows the aut7sm son

>>250236181
>Pay $15 to play a shit game for 5 min
Fixed. Keep supporting this kickstarter shit faggots

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>>250235615

Your logic here is that people are only going to get 6-7 hours out if it. Like I said, 6-7 hours only gets you to the end of the main campaign. There's still NG+, replaying to find other secrets, challenges, future updates, etc.

6-7 hours is only a problem if you just pump and dump it.

>>250235937

Get out of your diaper and go play some SNES games. I think you'll find that MOST games are an easy 15+ hours, and that's being nice. Especially side scrollers, I mean to be fair it's because they're ridic hard compared to today's games, but still.

I seriously can't believe you're trying to tell me you could beat a retro side scroller in 2 hours. Just shut the fuck up.

>>250235940

I'm not backpedaling, I'm saying I don't give a flying fuck if someone says "OMG selling $5 game you get 2 hours of playtime OMG!"

If you really think an awesome gaming experience in a fucking Retro 2d game, games that usually attract people looking for a challenge, can be achieved by beating the game in a measly 5 hours, you are retarded.

Seriously, what the fuck happened here? What the hell do you ppl do all day if you're beating these 5 hour games left and right? God forbid I want some bang for my buck.

>>250236323
>>250236181
Why is everyone complaining about price when we all just got access to it for free

>paying for more than $5 for videogames

you're the full retard /v/

>>250223618
Thanks, that was a great read.

>>250236181
i get his gripe. he wants more bang for his buck
like his mom
but the modern video game industry is so shit that ALL games are now around 5 or 6 hours long. its bad, but he should be used to it by now

>>250236361
THAT DOG IS FAT

>>250236181

>Movies
>12$

Glad prices around here are never higher than 8$

>>250236453
>It is ok for a game to be short because people will probably play it again

>>250236525

that's a raccoon

>>250236603
oh come on, apply yourself

>>250236524

>but the modern video game industry is so shit that ALL games are now around 5 or 6 hours long

And in those instances I usually see /v/ say that said games should have been priced $15-20 instead of $50-60. So now that a game is being priced more reasonably for its amount of content, what is the problem?

>>250236525
mind you the bottle will be half filled with flammable liquids which will probably make it even sturdier too

>>250236453

How much +NG is there? I mean with a game like Dark Souls or Chrono Trigger you can spend hours upon hours playing the game again and get different results.

I'm really just..wow, idk. I've been pretty hyped about all this 2d retro gaming movement and to see a game I was excited for only clock 5+ hours is just so sad. Sounds like it should've came out for my fucking Iphone instead.

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I just beat the first stage, pretty fun game so far, simple yet entertaining, I just hope they are more playable characters

>>250237043
i think there are a number of stretch goal characters planned to be added

>>250223618
>devs actually spent the time and money to emulate the NES style rather than LEL PIXELS XD
It's like when the Retro City Rampage guys got the game actually running on a NES cart, fucking amazing.

>>250234629
What does it matter. It could be a good game?

Fuck off if you're going to generalise.

>>250236456
I've been playing video games since you were a fetus, kid dough. SNES games were NOT that hard for certain reasons. One is that most of them had saves or passwords. Two, is that the actual fall off of difficulty side scrollers was during arcade death and the NES losing value in which people made less games for it.

Only in YOUR nostalgia of being 5 and playing Skyblazer made YOU find them hard. Play them now and you could clear them in a day. I guarentee it. Most of these "hard" SNES games were in a minority. And your trying to insist that DIFFICULTY was actual content and length. Which is fucking stupid. On top of the implication that redoing levels because of your own personal failures extended game length.

On top of all this. You don't even give Shovel Knight a try yourself to see how hard it is.

>>250236739
>priced $15-20 instead of $50-60
friend, those 5 hour games are all 60 bucks. what world are you living in where all games arent short as hell. the only games that MIGHT go over 6 hours are rpgs and sometimes adventure games

>>250234629
Most of them are better than modern AAA games, and cost less

Enjoy your shit dude

>>250236386
Good goy, hollywood is actual adult serious business, sponsored by politicians and everything.

Don't waste your money on manchild videogames that don't cooperate with the government.

>>250237391

I think you misinterpreted what I was saying.

>>250232867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8

>>250236486
O U

>>250237509
I bet you are fat, if you respond to me you are fat if you don't respond you lose this arguement

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So when does it actually get released for steam?

>>250236361
The normal acceleration of the fist is [5m/s - (-5m/s)]/(1.20*10^-4) = 83,333m/s^2 upwards, let say that a the bottle has a weight of 16 oz.

16 oz = 1 lb = .45 kilos

.45 x 9.81 = 4.4145 (the mass of the bottle)

Assuming the distance between the person throwing and person being hit is 1 metre.

Full beer bottles break at about 28 f/s.

So about 4.666* Gs

>>250237917
11 AM tomorrow

>>250236361
What are you talking about? The closer the easier.

>>250237917
7 hours

>>250237573
no, you misinterpreted me. im not arguing that the price is too high for such a short game. im only saying that modern games are ALL short yet priced at 60

>>250237783
What do you mean OU we just did!

Why haven't you fucks tagged it on Steam with Tactical Shoveling Action yet?

>>250238179
Because LAWL steam tags were funny for about a day or two.

>>250238089

That's...exactly what I was saying to begin with. I was never disagreeing with that.

>>250237940
So about 5 times faster then a normal human can throw, to put it simply

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>>250236486
>shovel knight is 1.2gb see: >>250223618
>link in thread is 110mb
yes, we got it for free

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>>250238179
>implying I didn't

>it won't install properly
help

will the 3ds version actually show up in stores?

Played it just now thanks to that anon. Finished first level and it's pretty cool, going to buy it for me Wii U

>>250236181
>Pay 12$ for movies
wat

>>250236361
That dog reminds me of Danny devito in the penguin.

>>250238463
you dumb fuck

gigabits =/= gigabytes

>>250238568

no

>>250238329
neither was i, i was just mentioning it

I won't have the money to buy it. Feels shitty because I'm interested in this game and I've been so hype for it, but I'm probably gonna have to pirate it for now.

>>250237378

What the fuck are you talking about? Beating a SNES game in a day? I challenge you to find a competant /v/irgin who hasn't played:

Contra
Super Metroid
Chrono Trigger
Link to the Past

Or a host of any other SNES games and see them beat it in under 5 hours. Unless they've seen someone play it or have played it themselves, there's no fucking way.

What the hell are you smoking that difficulty ISN'T content and length? Ofc it's how much is in the game and how difficult it is to beat + the time it takes. I don't care if you want to QQ that lives are artificial difficulty, but it's just plain wrong.

And seriously, give it a try? It's a one time purchase you fuck, it's not like I can try it for a bit and be like "hrm, no thanks." This is why I come here, to hear what /v/irgins have to say about the game. And my 1. rule is if someone tells me I can sink an amazing 5+ hours into a game than I'm probably not going to buy it.

I think I'm gonna get the PC version. I hardly play my 3DS now that I got a new job and my commute to work is only like 5 minutes.

>>250238707
well then the file sizes match up pretty well and i feel silly.

So what is it?

>>250238965

a videogame

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>>250238463
>(about 150 MB)

>>250239024
I think I got that part figured out, what is the premise?

I forgot about this game, and only have 9.75 in paypal when it's 15, it will be a while before I can play this.

>>250239345
do you have any free eShop monies from registering digital games on Wii U?

>>250239167

You are a knight who uses a shovel as a weapon.

Your knight waifu has been kidnapped by other knights and a sorceress.

You gonna wreck everyone's shit and get fucking bank in the process.

>>250239679
Seems good, I might have to give it a shot then. I have always wanted to rek some shit with a shovel

>>250237789
I'm not the same dude but I still respond.

So he wins then.

Pirated it, I'll get it when it releases tomorrow
Game is tons of fun, really enjoying it

this is probably the only '2d retro indie platformer' that actually feels like I'm playing an SNES/GBA/NES platformer with some modern design conveniences

I am very pleased with this

Gonna try playing Shovel Knight on the Ouya(Shits been collecting dust for months), wish me luck!

>>250239823
It's like megaman and zelda 2 and castlevainia

>>250239679
how is that an engaging story? that really doesn't seem to be something that will motivate me to play all the way through.

>>250239994
That exists?

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>>250239994
>Paying for the Ouya
Why did you think it was a good idea

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>>250240032
The enchantress and the ORDER OF NO QUARTER have kidnapped the world your waifu (most likely)
go rescue the world and your waifu(probably)

PS your waifu looks like this

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>>250240032

>implying you need anything more in videogame beyond mindless destruction, pussy, and a shitload of dosh

HOW MUCH IS THIS GOING TO COST

>>250234487
Protip: To defeat the Black Knight, hit him with your shovel until he dies.

>>250240031
Well I have been getting into that style of game recently, so this might just be the game for me!

>>250240301
if you're a kid, sure.

as an adult i want something i can get more lost in, not just mindless sidescrolling and button mashing. i need some kind of purpose for doing what i'm doing in the game other wise it loses all meaning.

>>250238808
>Chrono Trigger
>Link to the Past
Boy, getting so desperate that you now you have to make comparisons to NON side scrollers that aren't even that challenging. Yes, they have content. BUT THEY ARE NOT SIDESCROLLERS or ARE EVEN REMOTELY CHALLENGING. Contra 3 is a fucking exceptions in a see of how many easy games? Shovel Knight is also harder than SM.

Should I pirate it on PC? I'll be buying it once it comes out on 3DS.

>>250240518
Then go play heavy rain

>>250240409
actual protip counterattack him when he goes to jump on your head

Watch it be $30 and fucking bomb like yumi's odd oddysey because of it.

Seriously, why is everything so god damned over priced on the eshop?

>>250240616
If you want to play it right now, then sure
It is really good

>>250240695

it's $15

>>250240364
Free if you were here early in the thread.
15$ for all the rest a you chumps

>>250240852

You can just go to the archive and find the post anyway.

Mods might as well not delete posts like those.

>>250239517
I don't own any of the modern consoles, just a 3ds, never used the digital shop for it either.

>>250240758
>>250240852
Oh, well I'll probably get it then that's about the price I would have wanted :D

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>>250228613
>3d on my 3ds recently broke

PROTIP : BREAK THE SPHERE SCEPTERS IN SCEPTER KNIGHTS LEVEL. SHIT IS FUCKING CASH

>>250240852
is that mega link clean?

>>250240364
15 dollaroos.

>>250237917
is that image real? im scared?

>>250241143
You can just scan it after you download

>>250241143
I???t??'?????s??????f????????????????????????????????i???????????????????n??????????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????

So is the game actually good?

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>>250241217
Of course

>>250241291
It plays like a great megaman game, take that as you will

how do you fish

i pressed x too quick and the dialogue box closed

FUCKING INDIE DEVS

>>250241139

those are your checkpoints genius

>>250232493

3DS has miiverse too now.

>>250241425
No, no they aren't. Break them dude. Shit is ridiculous. Think Mario Star but a million times better.

thanks for the cheese pizza uploader

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>pirate game
>its really good, check the kikestarter
>311k out of 75k goal
>"wow it must be ported on literally every devise known to man"
>nah just wiiu and 3ds
Ok 3ds I understand being a priority but Wii U? And thats it? I mean a large chunk of the money went to a fucking genderswap mode but they couldn't port it to anything else?

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>>250241143
It's pretty dirty.

>>250241453
yes but not integrated into games.

Wii U Shovel Knight actually uses Miiverse in a creative way in game

>>250241143

It's clean, it works.

>>250241612

It's on PC, what the fuck more do you want?

>>250241636

What does it do? I'll pick it up next month.

>>250241612
Better suited for Nintendo systems