How to be an elegant onee-sama

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Here's a list of some advice compiled over past threads. A good starting point.

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And some highlights.

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Chikaru judges your onee-sama game

>>2207667
How about accomplishing the reverse? That is, getting a dignified onee-sama to take you under her wing?

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>>2207669
>Plays the piano, violin, or other equally romantic instrument
Does organ count as a romantic instrument?
Or will I only attract gothloli/creepy/vampire imoutos?
If so, would I have to wear a dark cloak while playing to emphasize my hidden troubled past or would it ruin the subtlety?

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>>2210711
No, an organ works for what you're going for. Building that gothic vampire onee-sama image will help you attract imoutos with mommy issues - they seem to flock towards that. I would suggest buying a lot of long, flowing black clothing and using images like pic related to inspire your new aesthetic.

>>2210711
>>2210724
Don't forget, having a sea-side cottage or villa also helps greatly with that.

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>>2210622
Present yourself as real cute, vulnerable and impressionable - but be careful. Don't be too desperate. If you're too easy a target, onee-sama's won't think you're any fun. Practice your high pitched voice and KYAAAA's, and wear your hair in pigtails as often as possible.

Haru is a good example of good imouto material. Cute, sickly optimistic and naive, but not desperate or dumb. I imagine she would attract some expert onee-samas.

>>2210728
Haru's a bit unfair since she also has that queen bee thing going on.

>>2210730
Yeah, if you weren't born with magical yuri powers to make every girl bend to your will, just try to imitate her looks and behavior.

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>>2210726
>>2210724
Perfect, exactly what I was going for! I'll also be sure to put your suggestions into good use.
Thank you!

>>2210767
You might want to also look into Ouji fashion.

>>2210769
Hmm, not my style but worth a try I suppose.

>>2210773
If nothing else it could be good for finding ideas. Lady Maria's style is close to it I think, just more period appropriate.

>>2210775
Maybe as a split personiality trait? Woo the same imouto as both ojou and ouji and make her choose, only to reveal that it was the same person all along? Or would that be pushing 'the chase' a bit too much?

>>2210778
Pushing the chase a bit much. You could think of it as riding gear if you end up riding horses since it isn't your particular style.

>>2210779
Ahh~ Thanks for the heads up.
Just worried that the imoutos with mommy issues are deterred by any princely image, or horses for that matter.

>>2210783
If you're expecting mommy issues you should cultivate a matronly presence then. Instead of being an onee-sama be an oba-sama. An auntie if you will though that might work against the gothic image since it usually involves being svelte.

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>>2207667
I know who made this thread :3c

How are you nee-san? My semester is coming to an end, two more finals to go.

Gotta love how the checklist describes sachiko and shizuma in one go.

>>2210728
Should I go for the genki appeal, or try the dandere approach? My hair is naturally black, should I dye it to something more colorful? Should my twin tails be on the back or on the side?

What about being a yuri knight? Is there a training manual for that?

>>2210891
What kind of knight? Knight errant? Subservient knight? Dark knight?

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>>2210891
>Be little
>Be strong
>Have a name that sounds similarly to someone in WWE
>Find the most perfect senpai on your school and become her loyal puppy
>Beat the everloving snot out of older and taller girls who talk shit about your dear senpai
>Receive the purest form of lovemaking in return
No need to thank me.

>>2210912
So fucking cool.

>>2210885
Depends on your personality. Some onee-samas prefer very shy girls like Hikari, others prefer very cutesy upbeat ones like Nagisa, so know your type and what kind of onee-sama you want to attract. Dying your hair something colorful would probably be helpful - it tends to be. Twin-tails should be on the back for a more imouto-like vibe.

>>2210891
Are we talking this >>2210912 kind of knight, or someone like the horse dyke from Strawberry Panic? Those are two very distinct things.

>>2210919
If you're going to take example for a gentlewoman knight instead of puppy knight like Seina, you could at least take VD's Mirei or Utena. Why the fuck would you use that horse dyke? She's basically a boy with a vagina.

Can I still pull this off if I'm only 5'8''? I have long red hair and speak French at my academy, I'm prim and proper but only slightly above average height.

I can play the lute, does that count? I feel like I have an assertive image rather than the elegant and mysterious one, and its worrying because I don't want to scare off potential victims for my never ending rape.

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>>2210923

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one imouto ,two onee-samas
-Fight

>>2207667
It's been 500 years since we had thread like this because being onee-sama is obsolete since 500 years ago. Where classist monarchies ruled, now egalitarian republic ensure that love is free.

No one can pull onee-sama act today and not get laughed at.

>>2211143
Bullshit. There were several oneesamas in my middle and high school. Granted I don't know if they're lesbians nor were there hordes of fangirls sending them love letters, but the rest is pretty much correct: smart, athletic, elegant, pretty, natural leader, helpful, admired by the whole school and the teachers - all in one package.

>>2211119
>only 5'8"
>only
Goooosh

>>2211143
You'll never be an oneesama with that attitude, nee-san.

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I'd follow this guide.

>>2211272
Once again, fuck you. Madoka was asking for it.

>>2211272
Where's the one with the AK girl? Tokaku I think.

>>2211290
Tokaku-san's a saint. She wouldn't rape a single hair of Haru.

>>2211291
Stop posting Tokaku. Haru's the only one that believes that.

>>2211272
We've got a new addition, I see.

>>2211272
But Madoka is the rapist, not Homura.

>>2210912
seina is yuri CIA

REMOVE SHIZUMA

AMANE OTORI MASTER RACE

>>2211722

Chikaru-sama best onee-sama !

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Where's the how to be a third wheel thread?

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>>2211737
>Be called Yaya
Ain't rocket science ya know.

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>>2211746
I cannot believe there's even a flower for, pardon the word, c/u/cking. They went full with this girl.

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>>2211748
Yuri NTR is the best kind of NTR.

>>2211119
A... are you sure that you don't have some secret imoutos already? You are pretty onee-sama already, if anything just work on being more elegant (combos great with assertiveness) and being top of the class on grades and athletic, if not already.
I'd melt, myself.

>>2211771
Elegance?

How do I become more elegant? Honestly I've had classes for this shit but its second nature for me to, for example, have proper table manners, etc etc, walk properly, curtsy, all that.

The REALLY elegant girls are like fucking royalty, I don't know how they have that air about them.

I just look like I'm angry all the time, the one time I let this get to me and got sad, a fucking junior of mine asked me how I was doing and I had to brush her off.

Fuck man I just wanna fuck cute french girls, the whole forbidden love aspect of it is really frustrating, like, honestly, its great for anime but in real life there are people waiting to slit your god damn throat at every turn. I don't have the motivation to deal with them.

Sorry for the blogpost, and thank you for the compliment. Bump.

>>2211737
We really need a thread for third wheel girls. If nobody does it I'll do it

>>2211272
Homura barely hugged Madoka, she is too cuck to rape her.

>>2207669
>Practices anime Catholicism

made me laugh harder than it probably should've

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>>2215102
Here's your OP image, fampai.

>>2215100
Why did you brush off the imouto that took interest in you?

>>2215100
Maybe you should try talking to her next time. Just something little but something that shows that you're not being angry at her.

>hate this trope in /u/
>want more rival /u/
>all recent /u/ is going onee-sama route
>last good rival/fighting /u/ was Kek le Kek

This is suffering.

>>2215544
>Kek le Kek
>Yuri

>>2215546
>implying it doesn't have one of the best canon /u/ pairings in it

Wh-what does a lonely imouto do to find an elegant onee-sama..?

>>2215555
Try to be a little less obvious with how desperate you are with how much you want to be dominated by an elegant Onee-sama.

>>2215554
>canon

>>2215577
Someone needs a reminder.

>>2215555
Be very huggable?

>>2216494
>Be very rape-able.
FTFY

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>>2216502
>tfw no rapey onee-sama
Life is cruel

>>2215546
>Choice of Makou or Satsuki for Ryuuko
>Not yuri

>>2216987
>spitting distance is a real thing
>two women can't be friends, they either hate each other or want to eat carpet

>>2216988
>Ryuuko shows no romantic interest in male characters the entire show
>Hotblooded rivalry grows into acceptance, comfort, and caring for Satsuki (which is reciprocated)
>Blushes around/grows very close to/really cares about Mako
>muh reaching

the goggles don't even need to be on all that tight to see this

>>2216997
Some girls, grown rather pessimistic from all the het filth of this world, have come to wear the anti-yuri goggles.

>>2216558
How dare do onee-samas not rape you. You should rape them to teach them a lesson.

>>2216997
I remember even Satsuki's VA jumped on the sistercest train at one point.

>>2217240
It almost feels like that's half of /u/.

I've rarely seen a board be as doomsaying, pessimistic, and whiny as /u/ can be, bar /vp/, or /a/ on a bad day - but it's exacerbated here because of the smaller userbase. Some nee-sans here seem to exist solely on the ability to complain about how not /u/ something is, or about how all of yuri is dead.

>>2217251
Did she? Sauce? I'd love to think so.

>>2217252
I honestly can't give a source, it's just something I remember from the 24/7 Satsuki/Sisters threads /a/ had. I think it was her tweeting support to people posting Satsuki x Ryuuko art or something.

>>2211272
Homu did nothing wrong

>>2216997
>a girl cannot live her sister in a familial way.
>two females cannot bond over shared struggles

I don't have het goggles, you just have your yuri goggles glued to your face.

I'm too short to be elegant.

>>2217384
I think both of you need to shut up. Having a reason to believe in something is one thing, dismissing other plausible possibilities in favour of your own biased conclusion is another. Sign up for a debate class to fix your retardation.

I was a teenage onee-sama.

Honestly it had little effect until I got to university, when everything became FABULOUS.

>>2217437
Then go for the out going tomboy Onee-sama type, that might work.

Or maybe the lazy Onee-sama who needs a reliable imoto to look after her, only for you to turn the tables on her in bed.

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Tanomo!

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By the time the plum blossoms start to fall on the school ground, imoutos have already become the onee-sama they once loved and admired. It may be sad to watch your onee-samas go, but remember that it has only been the first month of the spring that is to come. As the school starts again, her poise will emanate from you and your kouhais will see what you saw in her. And when your fingers squeeze the squeals out of your own imoutos, you'll know the true pleasure of all that is yuri. So listen closely to your onee-samas and love her with all your hearts. After all, this is the cycle of yuri.

>>2218676
What happens to oneesamas who graduate?

>>2218683
They can always become senseis or principals.

>>2218683
Just as the old cloth loses its color, onee-samas must start anew like a newborn lesbian.

>>2218683
They become adult sexual predators.

>>2211177
Secretly insecure oneesamas are the best.

Adult oneesamas.

>>2228200
Meant
>>2218683

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can I be a vaping onee-sama?

>>2228597
Vaping is vile and uncouth, so no.

>>2228597
That's more a delinquent thing. One of those "habits that a cute kouhai must get you to stop doing".

>>2210728
How do you appear as not an easy target but at the same time vulnerable and impressionable?

>>2217252
It's just that irl lesbians are miserable ugly sexless overweight underpaid domestically violent butches.

>>2228597
since e-cigs are basically mouth fedoras, you'll be surrounded by le classy gentleman

>>2217384
anon, I think you’re just on the wrong board.

Help! What kind of onee-sama one needs to be to attract the imouto type that is quiet, calm and collected? The type that always reading a book in the library, sits next to or near the protagonist's seat in class, doesn't seem to have any friends, and tends to give single syllable answers. It sounds like a tough nut to crack. Or maybe they actually have hidden onee-sama power levels?

>>2230800
Based on my years of yuri-reading experience and what I think would be cute, I'd say... delinquent with a tender, soft side hidden under her gruff, brusque exterior. The delinquent should be sure to straightforwardly express her interest in the bookworm in a cool, nonchalant manner, to be sure that she doesn't appear desperate. Obviously, imouto will not be immediately receptive, but will secretly appreciate the attention, leading to the potential for an unlikely friendship, and perhaps, romance.

hooked
>>2230800
don't take dating advice from /u/
>>2230800
>>2230809
and don't treat people like bundles of manga tropes

>>2230800
On one hand
>>2231946 >don't take dating advice from /u/

Really, don't.

On the other hand, I did that. It was lunatic mode, because her family was Christian fundies, but she set off my lesbian radar like a Russian submarine trying to sneak through the English Channel.

She spent a lot of time in the library, reading books, so I played the long game and slowly got her used to my presence in the library, also reading, before I ever spoke with her. I played up the intellectual, unworldly, old-fashioned angles, forging a friendship based on talking about books and ideas, acting as the older girl recommending things for her to read, and then I tested the waters by giving her a copy of Carmilla.

>>2231970
So, what happens next to your poor victim?

>>2231977
She wasn't a victim! She was willing! She enjoyed it!

I used Carmilla as a classy classical-literature way in to talk about girls kissing girls, and she responded with slight confusion. I let it lie for a few days to let her think about it on her own, then brought it up again and she said something along the lines of "I wish the book had been more explicit" and "I wish a vampire like that would visit me", so it turned out my gaydar was correctly calibrated. I invited her back to my house and turned the charm up to 11 with tea and cakes and to cut a long story short it worked pretty well.

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>>2232003
Sei-sama would be proud.

>>2232003
God damn what a success, sis. I wish I could do something like that.

What should I do if I'm an onee-sama in love with another onee-sama?

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>Tfw I a bad onee-sama praying on my kouhai that didn't know better
>Tfw I still get mail every once in while telling me I ruined them to real sex half a decade later
Yet I don't want to do it anymore. I've seen to much now and just thinking I have the know how to replicate such feat I refuse to put it to use.

>>2232039
You go make her your imouto or you're a disgrace to your family. In this pussy-eat-pussy world, you gotta do what you gotta do to be an onee-sama.

>>2232045
B-But, she's four years older than I am.

>>2232003
Congrats sis!

Don't cut the story short. I wanna know how exactly you confessed. Did you casually tell her you're gay and then let her do the pursuing if she's into you? Or did you frankly day you like her and waited for her answer? Or did you say nothing at all and just waited for the right mood to kiss her?

>>2232053
I was trying not to turn this into a "Not your blog" thread, but if you wanna know ...

When I took her home it was one of those rare situations in life in which one feels the sexual tension as an almost physical thing. Looking back on it now with years of hindsight, we were both wired up with anticipation, but neither of us had the experience to just come out and say "I'm gay and I like you". That was mostly my fault for having us talk around the subject by using a book.

It was the first time she'd visited my home, and she was being extremely complimentary and showing interest in pretty much everything and anything - you know, the sort of thing you do when you're really into somebody. I made tea and brought cakes up to my room, like I said.

I remember this moment really clearly. She sat in this armchair I had in the corner, a great big old soft chair that completely dwarfed her. And when she placed her tea on the dresser next to it, I got up, walked over, and caught her hand after she put the teacup down. There was a very long pause, because I was more nervous than I was letting on, and she looked up at me and said "go ahead" and I swear I nearly died on the spot. So I kissed her. And we did a lot more of that before she went home that day.

>>2232068
This is the successful version of my story, where we just sperged at each other until my social anxiety reached breaking point and I started avoiding her. I feel weirdly guilty and unfulfilled to this day. What age were you?

>>2232068
>>2232074
Remember to sage please

>>2232074
I was 18, she was 16. I'm sorry it didn't work out as well for you!

>>2232076
Sorry!

>>2232078
I figured you were older, we were 14 when it started and I think there was too much history when we got older. Shit happens.

>>2232045
You, I like your attitude.

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>>2231970
>>2232003
>>2232068
>real onee-sama
>on /u/
i-it's magic

>>2207669
shit i guess i am an onee-sama,only thing im missing is the botany (working on it) and the romantic instrument (tho i am a classically trained soprano..) lmao

Remember, less is more.
Once you attract your target her imagination will do the largest portion of the work. You only need one give subtle hints in the right direction and she will fill in the rest.

flawed onee-sama is fine too. ex:nice singing voice but sucks at playing instrument.

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What kind of onee-san should I aspire to be if I want to attract the genius IQ/exceptionally talented imoutos?

My ideal imouto would be short, in decent shape, and plain-looking. Please assume I'm a 9/10 and six feet tall if you have any serious advice; otherwise, feel free to meme on me.

>>2233031
wow nee-san, you're as tall as me
how long is your hair? how feminine are you?

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>>2233054

Currently mid-back/bra strap length and growing it out to waist level before cutting it and donating it (because it grows quickly). I'm not particularly girly in mannerisms or style of dress, but I clean up nicely and can pull it off very well when circumstances require it.

>>2233031
Have you tried being nice to them? :)

>>2233070
>cutting it and donating it

That's really nice.

>>2234390
>memeing at them
Off to a great start

>>2233070
>cutting it and donating it
you sound like a nice onee-sama, probably good enough to attract equally nice imouto

Can an onee-sama still be a bottom as long as she's still dominant?

>>2235815
Topping from the bottom is a thing.

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>>2207667
>how to be an elegant onee-sama
>posts a whore

I mean, put Sachiko up there or something. Fuck Shizuma.

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>>2237654
>Shizuma
>whore

Take back your foul words, heathen.

>>2235917
Topping from the bottom and actually bottoming are two different things.

>>2235815
As long as you're still onee-sama material, it doesn't matter if you're a top or a bottom.

>>2237730
>Topping from the bottom and actually bottoming are two different things.
Well, obviously. Though I'm not sure if >>2235815 meant to refer to topping from the bottom, or a "dom in the streets, sub in the sheets" type affair.

>>2237658
Shit, what's the souce?
I really don't remenber the name of the doujin, but I wanna read it again, and google isn't giving me names.

>>2239488

If a Lie Is Not Told, It Cannot Become Yuri

>>2239496
I love you.

>>2239497
no problem

I love you too, imouto

>>2207669

I do play flute, violin and a little bit of piano. Just started out learning guitar, not sure about my perspectives as of yet.
I speak French and a bit of Spanish.

As to my appearance, wish I held up to any of the onee-sama standards. Never wear dresses or skirts, don't even have them in my wardrobe. My hair is pretty well past waist, though.

I draw and paint, does that help? I also am a connosseur of classical music, literature and poetry. Not all that well-mannered, however.

Oh and Catholicism... not a believer. I know Tota Pulchra es Maria and a couple other chants, that would be about it.

sorry for the blogshit, though

>>2228597
No. True onee-sama has no bad habits. And vaping is often a way to substitute cigaretts so you likely are a past smoker.

>>2239761
Onee-sama can smoke if they are adults and can make it look fashionable though.

>>2239770
I would say a thin cigarette on a long slender cigarette holder can pe pulled off quite elegantly, especially paired up with red lipstick, a nice dress and Marcel waves.

>>2239797
Lesbian Audrey Hepburn would be my ideal onee-sama.

I personally don't want to call anyone smoking/vaping my onee-sama. It's just a turn off, no matter how elegantly you do it.

>>2239756
Concentrate on polishing your strong points and try to address your weaker points on the side. Most importantly, I think, you need to fix your wardrobe. First impressions are critical and lay the foundation to all relationships. How can you set any prospective imouto's heart aflutter with the mere sight of you, if you look like Background Character #3?

>>2239770
>wanting an oneesama with lung cancer, bad breath, awful body odour and gross teeth

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Can yuri make you gay?

I'm really scared.

>>2241235
It can make you a yuri extremist.

>>2241235
Humbug! Yuriwaves, as every informed person knows, are not high-energy enough to carry an agenda, and so is non-lesbianizing radiation. This does not mean it is a good idea to stand in the path of a powerful gaydar, as exposure will cause heating in body, ultimately leading to injury. (Incidentally, same applies to yaoiwaves, which are essentially the same thing but reversed polarity.)

Also, yuri goggles are merely passive receptors so it is not possible to be exposed to anything by their use.

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This is /u/ meets /lesgen/.FCC

>>2241235
Nothing can make you straight nor gay. They can only make you realize yourself.

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>>2241235
Try it in real life and see what happens. I used to wonder that when I discovered yuri until I tried to hook up with another yuri fan and realized that she had lady parts I had no interest in touching. She was nice about it but I'm pretty sure on the inside her face was pic related. So >>2242323 is probably your best answer for that.

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>>2241235
Discovering yuri made me realise I was gay as a swirly rainbow. So, maybe.

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>>2240586
How new are you? Rei is the OG onee-sama, and she smoked and did handfuls of pills.

>>2245679
Times change. Just because it was hot back then doesn't mean people are going to view it the same now.

>>2207667
>How to be an elegant onee-sama
1: Do not visit 4chan.

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>>2210724
>Building that gothic vampire onee-sama image will help you attract imoutos with mommy issues - they seem to flock towards that.
This is remarkable accurate.

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>>2245711
The classics are so for a reason.

>>2245679
Rei could fit into the "reluctant onee-sama" category. Her age marks her as one, yet her carefree, problematic lifestyle is a major impediment to tutelage any imouto, even though she gets the attention of the protagonist precisely due to these traits -she is a dark, misterious, tragic character.

Thus said, I do not believe that smoking is a favorable trait for an oneesama. But do not get me wrong: I do like Rei.

>>2245725
This is unfortunate, but true.

any recommended elegant sexual predator onee-sama manga recommendations?

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All of this pompous pretentious oneesamas, and no outgoing likeable oneesama like Husky.

>>2207669
Oh boy, I'm over halfway there! I'm just lacking the romance language and couldn't mysteriously flirt my way out of a paper bag.

>>2259863
So, you wear skirt?
Dorky womanly oneesama are nice too

>>2207669
You forgot to put they need to be female.

>>2239798
Lesbian Audrey Hepburn is more of an ideal imouto.

I never know that a huge portion of /u/sers are girls who likes girls

No wonder we get along really well with /cgl/

>>2259821
Iono

>>2259871
Yeah, "girls" ;^)

>>2259821
YuriCam

>>2207669
>want to be classy onee-sama
>mfw don't even have half of these things
>still don't have a cute imouto
suffering never ends

>>2207669
>>2215113
about the anime Catholicism part, should I go full catholic, and post some, "homosexuality is bad" pictures?

threads like this let my question myself, if there are real femanons behind this posts, or just your average obese male nerd

>>2241235
when you are a man: definitly no
when you are a woman: maybe

>>2215100
>>Fuck man I just wanna fuck cute french girls, the whole forbidden love aspect of it is really frustrating, like, honestly, its great for anime but in real life there are people waiting to slit your god damn throat at every turn.
ok, where do you live anyway, when people would still kill you, cause you are gay?

>>2211123
that post remembered me about Mortal Kombat

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Being a perfect oneesama is overrated. That's why I like to be a rebel. Here's some tips to really get your imouto's heart going doki doki:

- Wear something striking. Maybe a suit. Maybe don't wear the same ribbon as everyone else. But however you do it, stay classy. You're a rebel, not a slob.

- Break the rules. Smoke in the bell tower during class. If you're not up to that level yet, try skipping just one period or start with something simple like drinking coffee instead of tea. Just make sure you're seen doing it.

- Play sports or at least give the impression that you do. Basketball is a sure bet. When you're making a slam dunk try catching your imouto's eye at the same time. Pick her up and take her to the nurse's office if she faints at the sight.

- Get close to your imouto. Too close. Breathe down her neck a bit but don't make it obvious you're doing it. Play it cool. You were just lounging there, she's the one who tripped backwards into you, remember?

- Brood. Brood all the time. Stop smiling. If you do smile, make sure you're putting on a happy facade because you're either hiding a dark side or got over some troubled period in your past. You're mysterious but you don't know it. To you, this is all just normal.

And that's all for now. Stay cool and handsome!

>>2264794
>threads like this let my question myself, if there are real femanons behind this posts, or just your average obese male nerd

Not the person you replied to but I am a genuine lesbian. Got my toaster to prove it and everything. I always want to go into yuri threads on /a/ and scream HELLO GAYS, IT'S ME, ANON. CAN WE HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE YURI FROM A LESBIAN PERSPECTIVE? but I cannot do that because blogshit is forbidden and everyone else either is or is pretending to be a straight guy.

>>2264794
tumblr pls go and stay go

>>2264794
There is nothing to gain by lying. We are here because we like yuri, regardless of our sex. Likely the only people who are being dishonest about their sex are any trannies that may be posting.

If you care about the sex of the poster, then please go back to tumblr.

>>2264810
Also, watch out for trains.

>>2264794
how dare you accuse me of being an obese male
I'm a skellington male

How should an Onee-sama take care of that problem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0

>>2259864
Skirts and dresses daily at my job. Bonus points for glasses. But I think my score gets docked a bit because I'm pretty short and tiny, which is not benefiting of an elegant oneesama.

>>2264794
Real lady here. But in real life I have no interest in being with another girl, I just enjoy the role crafting.

I had the attention of a gawky but sweet imouto years ago, but I had no clue she felt that way whatsoever. When she realized her feelings weren't going to be reciprocated she kind of went crazy and it was scary.

>>2231946
>and don't treat people like bundles of manga tropes
those are the only posts that get the thread in the first place instead of being about vapid blogshit.

>>2231946
>>2264794
>muh posting fidelity
>on a site where everyone is anonymous, as the spirit of the place

How retarded can one man be?

Oh i love this thread, thank you all.

>>2265715
What are you doing in a yuri porn board?

>>2275142
Presumably, she is her to enjoy yuri like the rest of us. Why are you here?

>>2275338
I don't think that a girl that considers herself 100% straight would visit /u/

>>2276033
Some of us don't think there are lots of white guys in this board

>Jappies yuri fangirls are straight

>>2276033
maybe she doesn't go to the porn threads and mostly likes the comfy ones? Not hard to imagine that.

>>2259871
A good friend of mine is a lesbian and I know for a fact she posts on /u/ regularly. Also she likes shit posting on /a/ and /v/.

she thinks /lbgt/ is a fucking shithole

>>2276082
I wonder if she can shitpost like an australian.


I don't know why, but many anon said /lgbt/ should be called /gbt/ and many lesbians prefer to post in /u/ or /cgl

>>2265212
Scary.

>>2276126
What's wrong with Australians?

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>tfw will never have an onee sama to take me under her wing and love me tenderly
W-whatever

I just discovered this board because of a mention of the cgl winterball.
And boy, do I like it.
>tfw no lolita neesama to protect me when we wear frills together

>>2287202
Bantz and shitpost, 90% of shitposters are Australians

>>2291855
I always want a frilly lolita onee-sama like Shizuma

>>2291855
>>2292074
But how will the neesama kabedon your lolita-self if she's also a lolita?

>>2292085
More about holding hands in matching burando

>>2292222
Sounds positively scandalous. What if your neesama is actually an auntie though?

>>2211119
I...if you want an imouto I could volunteer or,like,whatever
>5"8
Gosh. That's perfect
>tfw 5"3

>>2215100
Well, I'm french and you sound really neat

>>2302163
Thank you, nee-san.

This entire thread is an embarrassment.

>>2207667
>Shizuka
>elegant
Nah.