How do I construct makeshift yuri goggles?

>>2191796
They're made of magazines. Remember that.

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>>2201846
Tape this image to the inside.

>>2201846
If you have to ask, you'll never know.

>wearing yuri goggles instead of taking off het goggles
Loser.

>>2201860
I've tried using magazines, but they don't function as intended. Do the magazines have to contain yuri manga?

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>>2201879
No, and I'm not saying this because they don't work but because it's impossible to roll those magazines up.
The standard Yuri Hime issue, for example, is as thick as War & Peace.

Try something else.

My brain is yuri, I don't need goggle.

>>2201880
I've tried all sorts of magazines, to the point of going to the store to try to fashion goggles out of the various magazines in the selection(while trying to avoid weird looks from the public) but to no avail.

I would simply import yuri goggles, but that's not an option for me, hence the necessity for a makeshift.

>>2201846
I added a sticker on it for you, onee-sama.

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>>2201915
I forgot to turn off the stealth feature, sorry.

step 1: see het couple
step 2: realize she would be happier with any other woman in the series
step 3: think about this. a lot
step 4: the goggles are now welded to your face. all you see from now on is yuri

>>2201846

I don't like Yuri Goggles, I prefer it when two girls show obvious rather than inferred sexual attraction. That way any disappointment when one or the other turns out not to be gay is lessened as you'd normally get with the goggles.

>>2202520
>That way any disappointment when one or the other turns out not to be gay is lessened as you'd normally get with the goggles.
That doesn't happen if you just wait a season before watching anime, or stick to shows that we already know are going to be gay. It's what I prefer.

Make sure to scent them with lilies. It's important to engage all your senses.

>>2201916
I'll see if that helped. Thanks, onee-sama.

Although I must say that I'm impressed by the active camouflage; that is useful.

>>2202989
I've consider that, but I can't obtain lily flowers without arousing too much suspicion from authorities.

>>2203024
Can't you, like, buy a few? Flower shops should have some.

>>2203026
Let's just say "forbidden love" is extra forbidden around here. I don't want to endanger myself.

>>2203053
>can't even buy a flower
Do you live in North Korea, m8?

>>2203053
Tell them you're just going through adolescence, or that they're for your very best friend. That always fools 'em.

>>2203166
The authorities are dangerously savvy about such things.
Not to mention I don't think adolescence works since I'm closer to cakehood.

>>2203169
Opt for something more innocuous then -- tea perhaps? Do macarons have a scent?
Cakes can have adolescent feelings too.

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>>2201846
Go to any GuP thread in /a/

Another question: what is the best method of calibration of yuri goggles?

>>2207052
Watch things that explicitly aren't yuri and force yourself to see yuri.

>>2201881
I was stuck behind this car in traffic the other day and it was a typical "girl car" little hatchback thing, but it had all those kind of stickers on the back like "my other ride is your girlfriend" and whatnot. The entire time I was behind it I thought that must be a dyke's car and it didn't occur to me until like an hour later how dumb that logic is.

This is your brain on lillies.

>>2207054
This sounds dangerous on several levels.

>>2212740
It is. Check the Hibikek thread to see that in action.

So how dangerous would it be to turn my Yuri goggles up to max while watching Sakura Trick?

>>2213341
You'll likely go blind, or be seriously injured.
It's like wearing night vision goggles in the daytime.

>>2213341
The equivalent of going to ludicrous speed without fastening your seatbelt.

>>2213341
You will literally die.

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Doing it at home or getting some cheap value-tier crap isn't worth the effort. You should be buying from a trusted manufacturer but if you spend more than $200 you're just paying for the brand name at that point.

>>2213341
Go play Halo 3 ODST and turn the VISR on during the day levels, it would be like that.

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>>2213341
>>2201846
Ya'll dumb. Put your exp towards Yuri and NOT het or combat. ok, a bit on combat.

>>2213512
But it doesn't make the game unplayable.

>>2201846
>makeshift

Go all in or go home.

>>2213493
>>2216638
I already mentioned that yuri goggles are illegal here, so I can't purchase them.

>>2220526
That elicited an honest chuckle out of me, so have a (You).

Glass.

>>2227248
But I'm not a glassblower.

>>2213493
>>2216638
Where can I order the real deal?

>>2233483
aliexpress sell some nice old stock yuri goggles, consult /csg/ first since it might be counterfeit products that will give cancer to your yuri

>>2233527
>give cancer to your yuri
You just have to turn on the Yuribait Filtering Mode

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>>2237746
Nothing wrong with yuri cancer.

>>2237798
What the fuck is going on there? There's a brain next to a heart with a vagina and clitoris on it, below the cancer(?), and then another vagina looking thing above. I'm so confused.

>>2201846
To be honest it's more about pattern recognition. One day there'll be a google app on phones that uses machine learning to warn hetfriends when gay undertones are happening.

>>2244596
Teratoma.

It's something of an exaggeration, but really, anything goes in teratomas.

>>2249616
>teratomas.
Gross, but it does say several types of body tissue and the joke is that there's multiple bodies in it?

>>2201846
the goggles aren't as important as people say they are.
please bear in mind that the end goal is to become so powerfull that you can see the gayness with the naked eye.