Captionbot - /u/ edition

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>>2194400

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This is the only image with nipples in it that I could get it to accept.

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>>2194429
Got the same thing. This was the image i was trying to upload, lets see if some of you guys have some luck.

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>>2194412
What is it with giraffes?

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>komari
>doll

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Even this was too lewd. Bot is a prude.

>>2194450
Captionbot is a fujo.

>>2194474
wrong board captionbot

>>2194462
Captionbot is right.
If the two girls were looking at each other it would've recognized it as yuri.

>>2194455
Huh I got this image as a poster in a new type magazine years ago

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>>2194449

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Why is he so unconfident

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>>2194663
oops

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Not sure why you'd bring a surfboard to a skate park.

Why is captionbot so obsessed with giraffes?

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>>2194720
>Giraffes
>Gir ffes
>Girl fres
>Girl friends
>Galpals

Is just the new way to call two girls that are just way to close to each other.

>>2194720
>>2194732
Are we going to see giraffes represent yuri/lesbian relationships in manga and stuff?
Like instead of lilies in the background when a girl confesses, it's a herd or giraffes.
When's the herd of giraffes running through a field of lilies going to happen?

>>2194732
Could you post the original image pls?

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>>2194771
It's from the official YagaKimi twitter

>>2194780
Thank you onee-sama!

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Pretty close

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well, she is holding some rack, that's for sure.

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Impressive.

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Captionbot is not wrong.

>>2194582
>Can you hear me now?

>>2195247
Captionbot hates flatchested girls.

>>2195234
>english translations for latest chapter
How far into the future have you timetravelled from, anon?

>>2195249
L-Ledw

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One of the few official Neptunia artworks that isn't considered inappropriate by captionbot.

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Pussies and giraffes, presumably.

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>>2195350
Yeah, giraffes.

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>>2195250
pretty far, imouto

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So who's the umbrella, Yuna or Hina?

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captionbot go home you're drunk

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>hina
>giraffe

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One of those rare tribbing cg that gets past captionbot's radar

Giraffes yet again.

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I keked

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>>2195404
I wonder what's up with its giraffe obsession.

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This one is really fucking lewd, but captionbot couldn't recognize it. I wish I knew how it worked. Maybe the art style throws it off?

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It's my birthday.

>>2194803
>Tennis Racket

Every time somebody spells Tennis Racquet wrong, a kitten dies.

>>2199497
Racket has already been accepted in British English, onee-sama.

>>2199497
france pls go

>>2199768
That would be "raquette" in French.

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Nico's not THAT flat, bot.

>>2195247
>>2200719
Caption bot really dislikes flat chested girls. First a book, now a surfboard

>>2195249
That got a genuine laugh out of me.

>>2195247
Couldn't have said it better myself, captionbot.

>>2200849
Thats actually pretty close.

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Giraffes are the new age of yuri.

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>>2194767
>When's the herd of giraffes running through a field of lilies going to happen?
Sorry they're not standing near a tree.

>>2202381
Beautiful.

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>>2202381
Hey, it got the giraffes right at least.

>>2202387
>a map
Damn right lillies are a map.

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>>2195235
Nobody takes Miura seriously anymore, damn you /a/.

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>>2201062
Confirmed.

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I wanted to try this but rejected.

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Sometimes the lewdetection is pretty good.
I tried several images from Raidy, even less naughty ones, and nothing went through.

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BTW did you notice it is storing the pictures "for later study"?

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You see, these two are like giraffes reaching across a barrier with their long necks. The giraffes' heads may touch, but their bodies are fenced in and cannot be together. It's a metaphor for how their private desires may intertwine, as in the picture, but harsh reality, plot, and Homura being Homura stand in the way of uniting and ruling the universe as teenage space goddess wife and wife.

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>>2194474
Yep.

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>>2200743

>>2194767
I did a test by uploading a couple of traps (complete with unmentionables showing) and they're also unfortunately identified as multiple giraffes...

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Holy shit, "giraffes" really IS its code for yuri.

>>2202606
That's somewhat appropriate.

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At least they aren't giraffes.

>>2202855
To be fair she is bananas.

>>2202855
nope, those are melons

>>2202387
>>2202391
Lilies are the map to salvation and self-enlightenment.

>>2203507
It seems the opposite, that the purest form of love is actually Samsara, if Homucifer is anything to go by.

>>2204276
Homura's just being a fuck-up as usual. As Utena and Simoun showed, girls kissing girls is the ideal way to escape Samsara.

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Iczer-1 = cell phone.