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Don't post thumbnails please. Remember to change the 500 or 540 to 1280 on tumblr urls for the full size.
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>>2174521
Oh it's that comic aga...

>93,930 Views
>323 COMMENTS

Woah how do you get overwatch /u/ to get so viral

also that comment

>Why is every overwatch character depicted as either gay or lesbian in this fandom? Are straight relationships for cis scum again?

love these kind of salty fucks.
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Who do you think we're gonna ship Sombra with the most? I mean, we know nothing about her, so we can't really say for sure but whatever.
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>>2174584
hopefully the worst girls, Symmetra and Pharah, and no one else
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>>2174584
Didn't we have this conversation last thread?
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>>2174584
Unless she gets an influx of story-related content when she goes live, she'll probably be a filler for crack ships, like Symmetra.
Ana barely gets any attention, and she actually has some ties with ex-OW agents.
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>>2174594
It's going to be d.va and mercy cause they're the fandom bicycles
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>>2174596
Ana is actually a popular character and gets shipped a lot, just not with the girls. It's probably more about the fact there is a lot of male characters close to her age, but none women.
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>>2174595
Indeed we did.

And the exact same people are answering the exact same way.
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>>2174563
>liking hetshit

You're treading on dangerous waters.
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>>2174621
Anon read the post again and look closelier or I'mma have to call you stupid for lack of reading comprehension.
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>>2174623
I say do it anyway. Like how you just did.
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>>2174624
Don't get your panties in a twist. Read the original post slowly, that anon was laughing at het complainers.
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>>2174635
I'm retarded, I didn't notice the comments under that comic. My bad, anon.
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>>2174584
Anon, we had this conversation at least four times already. Let's give it a rest until Sombra gets officially released. It's only a few days more of waiting, isn't it?
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It's gonna be tough without Korea anon
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>>2174775
I can do without the teenage angst.
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wrong season but
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som one direct me to overwatch comic that had nothing to do with blizzard ent
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>>2174816
What
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Anyone have that comic of pharah "accidentally" punching mercy in the face
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>>2174600
Yeah the gigantic age gap with the other girls and kinda flirty lines with the males don't help in the ways of yuri.
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>>2174563
Eh I agree a little in that I like a bit of variety in settings. The reason why stuff like Strawberry Panic was never my thing. But that's neither here nor there.
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>>2174823
Now that you mention it I'd like to see some art where Pharah forces herself on Mercy. But I guess that would trigger too many people.
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>>2174851
There was a comic a while back that Pharah forced (more a surprise really) a kiss on Mercy and D.Va saw it and Mercy naturally abandoned Pharah, and people immediately yelled rape because Pharah surprise kissed Mercy.

So yeah, that would trigger a lot of people.
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>>2174849
Except people aren't complaining about "variety in settings". People are complaining fandoms prefer gay ships over het ships.
Meanwhile no one forbids the lazy ass complainers to go out and create art for het ships (though I'm certainly not encouraging it, there's too much het as it is anyway)
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>>2174851
>Now that you mention it I'd like to see some art where Pharah forces herself on Mercy.
Rape/abuse is my fetish mang
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>>2174866
Dunno about that. For Overwatch I've seen way more gay art than het. But for me it's honestly just a problem with fics, because having everyone be gay and in relationships too is just lazy writing. Like those all girls yuri animes filled with lesbians is just lazy as shit.
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>>2174896
Yes, we already went through that. Having everyone be gay says nothing about the quality of writing but you are of course entitled to be put off by such creative decisions.
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>>2174898
Well I wouldn't mind someone pointing out what the good thing about they all being gay would be in terms of writing and the quality of the writing would also be good. Well aside from the obvious yuri factor but we all have seen that that a lot of authors can't resist to add yaoi too so that falls flat already.
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>>2174903
Erm, everyone being gay doesn't make quality of writing better or worse. That's not what quality of writing is.
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>>2174907
And what would be in shipping fan fics?
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>>2174912
Same things as in every other piece of writing.
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>>2174907
It kinda does when everyone is gay and in a relationship and that starts to get in the way of the plot. If it's like only two couples, ok, fine. But when suddenly the whole of Overwatch turns out to be a bunch of homos it starts to be a bit weird and I doubt there is a single writer out there that can work that out and still write a story of good quality.
Unless "quality of writing" suddenly means "caters to my specific preference"
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>>2174972
I have to agree with this anon. Making everyone in Overwatch gay just seems like a really lazy way of pandering to certain preferences.

Personally, I think that making everyone gay just takes away from not only the story but what makes the pairing you're reading about special.
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>>2174987
>>2174972
yeah well fuck you
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>>2174987
>everyone gay makes something not special
So homosexuality is really, really rare in the Overwatch world? Like there's one gay person in every 100 million? That's what you said sounds like.

I'm not defending it, just that statement is 'eh' as far as a reason for not liking it goes.
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>>2174972
>>2174987
I personally don't really mind it all that much except for when a writer forces a side pairing down my throat just for the sake of it. When it's just there for the sake of being there without adding anything to the story or whatever.
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>>2175005
I think anon meant that if everyone in the crew is gay and in a relationship it detracts from the main pairing of that kind.

There's also that it brings with it this whole World of Gay feel and that just comes off as agenda pushing. With a lot of authors coming from tumblr in this case it's a rather realistic concern as well.
"In the future everyone is Gay/Pan :^)" sounds exactly like something they'd come up with if they had anything to say in the matter.

>>2175006
Well that is obviously gonna be a side effect of having everyone be gay. Because why do that if you aren't gonna ship them anyways?
So that just creates a bunch of side pairings that get token mention but don't do anything for the plot.
If you create a "beta couple" you should at least have it add to the story and I've seen fanfic writers struggle with that one too. Like that one Widowtracer fic that had Pharmercy and a bit of MercyMaker in it just for the sake of it.
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>>2175019
>So that just creates a bunch of side pairings that get token mention but don't do anything for the plot.

i agree with this anon. if there is no reason for a side pairing to be there besides "the writer likes it" then including it will feel off.

there's ways to get a side pairing in and have it not feel like pandering or receiving unnecessary focus. but writers can fail to do so, and when it doesn't work it sticks out real bad.

which might be part of the reason that some people find a correlation between everyone is gay and fic quality.
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>>2174896
Same.
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>>2174425
I remember this comic

http://www.whompcomic.com/2014/11/03/just-sit-idly-die/
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>wanting realistic 99% straight/1% gay worlds
>as if it's not suffering enough to live irl with these horrible odds and shit dating puddle

am I the only one who enjoys yuri for the simple fact that it fulfills my fantastical wishes for a happy gay female couple, while irl I have to deal with shitty bi/straight girls who pretend that they're gay and it's almost impossible to find a real lesbian?
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>>2174972
No, it does not. Quality of writing is things like grammar, style of writing, language/word choice, how well the writing flows, how well structured/composed the story is, how easily the writer communicates their intent to the reader, if the story is clear and easy to follow, if the point the writer is trying to make is well suported with information, how compelling the story is and other things to this effect.
It does not mean "I don't like this specific plot point therefore it makes the writing bad"

>>2175019
>agenda pushing
At least try being transparent.
It's fucking fanfiction, read and written for free. It's not a "realistic concern", it's not a "concern" at all. if someone wants to make a story where every single character is gay then they are 100% entitled to do so, just as you are 100% entitled to not read it.

>>2175143
>realistic 99% straight/1% gay worlds
That isn't even realistic.
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>>2175143
If you wanna read gay romance plot tumors then go ahead, but don't pretend that it's good writing. Also enjoy the massive amounts of McHanzo you're gonna find too in those.
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>>2175190
"Everybody is gay" is not a plot point, it's a part of the setting. And how believable the setting is plays a major part in enjoying the story, so it can be considered quality of writing.
For example, if you have an established technologically developed society in your story, having them use """traditional""" medicine of herbs and potions would be really out of place. Or having people from medieval times spew modern idioms and references. Or creating some sort of other "everybody is X" situation, like "everybody has dark troubled past", "everybody's parents were killed by that one firebender" or "everybody is into MLP".
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>>2175242
No, "everybody is 'x'" is not a plot point, it's an aspect of a character/s, so it should matter even less. I was talking how "quality of writing" refers to one's technical ability to write, not what they choose to write about.

>And how believable the setting is plays a major part in enjoying the story, so it can be considered quality of writing.

Not really, it's highly subjective what each person finds off putting in their own personal enjoyment of any given story. A person might be unable to enjoy a story where humans ride on dragons because they believe its unrealistic a huge immortal reptile could be tamed. Doesn't make all fantasy set stories with dragons inherently bad.
A person might find a story about time travel unbelievable because according to what we know about science it should be impossible to travel to the past. That doesn't make all stories about time travel inherently bad.
A person might be unable to enjoy the story where everyone is gay. That's fine. That doesn't make the story inherently bad.

>For example, if you have an established technologically developed society in your story, having them use """traditional""" medicine of herbs and potions would be really out of place.

Not really, see any JRPG for reference.
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>>2175247
>it's an aspect of a character/s
When it's applied to every character in the story, it's a part of the setting.
One individual with cat ears is an oddity. A whole race of individuals with cat ears that constantly gets mentioned is a part of the setting.

>Not really, it's highly subjective what each person finds off putting in their own personal enjoyment of any given story.
Some people don't care about grammar, style of writing or language/word choice. Guess proofreading your story doesn't matter anymore.
How solid your setting is matters to the quality of writing just like anything else; "people enjoy different things" is hardly a reasonable argument, as you can say that about any aspect of writing.

>see any JRPG for reference
A) You can suspend your disbelief and pretend those are nanomachine potions.
B) JRPGs are hardly an example of good writing, see any JRPG for reference. Except maybe CT, that shit's rad.
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>>2175248
>When it's applied to every character in the story, it's a part of the setting.
This isn't the point at all, the point is "quality of writing" doesn't refer to the setting or who each of your characters decides to fuck. It refers to how well you can tell the story you are trying to tell, whether everyone in your story has cat ears or fucks people of the same gender.

>Some people don't care about grammar, style of writing or language/word choice. Guess proofreading your story doesn't matter anymore.
This is a shitty 'apples and oranges' argument. Grammar, style of writing and language are constants. Someone can't find your grammar subjectively okay. Your grammar is either proper or it isn't.
While on the other hand, "everyone is gay", "everyone has troubled past", "everyone has cat ears" is not something that is objectively bad and a good story can't be crafted around it. Just because you have a problem with it doesn't make it bad. It only speaks about you, nothing about the potential story.

>You can suspend your disbelief and pretend
As you can with anything

>JRPGs are hardly an example of good writing
That's subjective and irrelevant to the point anyway.
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>>2175270
>It refers to how well you can tell the story you are trying to tell
And believability of your setting is a part of this. Your story doesn't exist in a vacuum, it's set in a world that you write. If you can't write a solid enough background for your main act or keep your setting consistent, your story suffers from it.

>Grammar, style of writing and language are constants.
Some people like Hemingway's writing style. Other people don't. Some people enjoy fanfiction written by authors with no experience. Other people don't. Some people can skim over certain common mistakes and find grammar "subjectively okay". Other people can't.
Grammar, style of writing and language might be constants (although I'd argue that the style of writing and language are mostly personal and can vary from writer to writer, so, not really constants), but your perception of them isn't. Just because <this> or <that> writing style is considered acceptable, doesn't mean it's going to be equally enjoyed by everybody. So at least two of those three things are also subjective.

>Just because you have a problem with it doesn't make it bad
It does. Having "everybody is X" element in your story is a bad thing ~90% of the time, unless it's "everybody is human" or "everybody is capable of breathing". It doesn't make the story inherently bad, and I never said it did, but it's not an example of good writing.

>As you can with anything
I don't have enough suspenders to make myself believe it's perfectly reasonable that OW only hires gay agents and forces them into relationships with each other.
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>>2175275
>And believability of your setting is a part of this.
And again, what you find believable is subjective.

>Some people like Hemingway's writing style. Other people don't.
>Just because <this> or <that> writing style is considered acceptable, doesn't mean it's going to be equally enjoyed by everybody.

Disliking something and being able to acknowledge something is good even though you don't personally like it are two different things. It seems you are hell bent on this weird assumption that "your own personal enjoyment" is the measurement of whether the quality of something is good or not.

>Some people can skim over certain common mistakes and find grammar "subjectively okay". Other people can't.
Sigh, again, being able to forgive bad grammar while still enjoying a story doesn't mean the story becomes well written because you personally can enjoy it, it just means you are able to like the story despite subpar writing or where at least one of the writing elements are subpar.

>It doesn't make the story inherently bad, and I never said it did, but it's not an example of good writing.
You keep repeating this "not good writing, not good writing" mantra but so far you haven't explained how writing a story about several gay people or writing a story about several catgirls means the story must be bad 90% of the time. Each of the gay people or each of the catgirls can have a well crafted, unique, well developed story arc with different circumstances that differentiates their respective stories from the story of other gays or catgirls. Changing one of their genitalias or changing cat ears to fox tails while keeping everything the same changes nothing about the quality of the story. If the romance is badly written it won't magically become well written just because it's now heterosexual and vice versa. So really, except for the "i dont find it believable" thing which, like we already went through, is personal, how can one's genitalia affect the quality of writing?
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Jesus, lay down this retarded discussion. Truth is, not a single fic that has more than 2 of ANY pairings is good. If you think otherwise then your opinion is shit. End of story. Also I don't give a fuck about how miserable your love life is, I don't want to read some shitty utopian fantasies.
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>>2175282
>Also I don't give a fuck about how miserable your love life is, I don't want to read some shitty utopian fantasies.
Chill with the entitlement, dude.
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>>2175282
>2 of ANY pairings is good
Anon don't be as retarded as the retards you're trying to scold. A fic that has ANY pairing is terrible.
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>>2175280
>And again, what you find believable is subjective.
Not entirely. Most settings have general "borders" in which your story should fit to not be out of place.

>Disliking something and being able to acknowledge something is good even though you don't personally like it are two different things.
"Good" is subjective. There's a number of writing styles that are acceptable (and this is an objective criteria), but not every one of them is equally likeable or equally fits any story, so saying that writing style is a constant in an objective measurement of quality is odd, at the very least. There are basically two general states the story can be, when it comes to style and language — readable and not readable. Everything else is subjective, including whether the style fits the story or not (although this can sometimes be objectively judged, particularly when the story lingers on the border of "not readable").

>"your own personal enjoyment" is the measurement of whether the quality of something is good or not
"Good" is subjective. [2] So yes, my own personal enjoyment is the measurement of whether I consider something good or not, although it's not a measurement of whether it is readable.

>the story must be bad 90% of the time
You seem hell bent on assuming I say that "everybody is X" trope makes the story inherently bad, even when I explicitly denied it.
It doesn't make the story bad. It's a bad trope that can detract from the enjoyment of the story and should be avoided. It's not impossible to write the story around it by making it a central plot point, sure, but there's literally no need for it unless it's the premise of your story.

>catgirls
I just used them as an example of difference between "aspect" and "setting", for crying out loud. A race of individuals isn't the same as "everybody is gay".

>If the romance is badly written
We aren't talking about romance subplots which most "everybody's gay" stories don't have, we're talking about settings.
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>>2175290
>"Good" is subjective.
Maybe, but "well written" is less subjective, as there are some general guidelines to follow.

>There's a number of writing styles that are acceptable (and this is an objective criteria), but not every one of them is equally likeable or equally fits any story
You are needlessly trying to overanalyze my use of the word "style" which was simply supposed to mean how focused, coherent, easy to read etc the story is, so by your own words, yes, how readable it is. And before you go "this <tedious to read through> book is regarded as masterpiece" - it's not the only characteristic that matters.

>my own personal enjoyment is the measurement of whether I consider something good or not

I'd be careful with saying that everything I enjoy must be good. By this logic Twilight and 50 Shades of Gray become the pinacle of literature simply because they are enjoyed by millions. It's important to recognize something as bad even if you enjoy it and vice versa.

>It's a bad trope that can detract from the enjoyment of the story and should be avoided.
But you do realize this "trope" might actually enhance enjoyment of the story to others? A trope on its own can't be bad, it depends on how it is applied.

>We aren't talking about romance subplots which most "everybody's gay" stories don't have, we're talking about settings.
No, I'm definitely talking about romance subplots. I don't think I've ever read a story that straight up said "heterosexuals don't exists in this world". Which, to be clear, I'm not saying an author can't do, but that's not what it was in any gay fanfic i read so far. If there's a, say, fanfic that features 4 gay pairings, WidowTracer, Pharmercy, ZarMei and R76 then that doesn't mean the author is trying to say there are no straight people in their world? It means they interpreted these 8 characters as gay and are focusing the story on them.
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>>2175299
>there are some general guidelines
So "well written" = "readable".

>it's not the only characteristic that matters
It pretty much is. Things like "interesting", "sad", "preachy", etc. are subjective. If I were to use that "this <tedious to read through> book is regarded as masterpiece", I would be bringing up my subjective opinion about a book.

>I'd be careful with saying that everything I enjoy must be good.
It's "good" from my point of view, otherwise I wouldn't be enjoying it. It might be barely readable and riddled with old tropes, but if I managed to enjoy it for some reason or other, it has potential to be "good" for other people as well, even if in the "so bad it's good" way.

>It's important to recognize something as bad
You mean "not well written". "Bad" is just as subjective as "good".

>But you do realize this "trope" might actually enhance enjoyment of the story to others?
Yes, and some people like angst for the sake of angst or mind-numbingly dull narration. You've already brought up Twilight and 50 Shades; it's exactly the same with this trope. If people like it, fine by me, but I'm not going to consider it well written or a necessary addition to the story. Yes, it's just my opinion, I'm aware.

>A trope on its own can't be bad, it depends on how it is applied.
This particular trope isn't applied in any way. Most writers of these stories just throw it out there and completely ignore it. It doesn't add anything to the plot and it's never expanded on.

>No, I'm definitely talking about romance subplots.
Then we're talking about different things, because, as I said, that trope is notable by the fact that it never does anything with those everybody that are gay. They just exist.

>I don't think I've ever read a story that straight up said "heterosexuals don't exists in this world"
Neither have I. I'm talking about fanfiction where every named character that exists within the scope of the story and setting is gay, and there's tons of that.
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Can we just post more yuri instead of having an autism-fest? You people are borderline insufferable.
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>>2175311
>complains about people not posting yuri
>doesn't post yuri
Typical.
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>>2175308
>So "well written" = "readable".
Not exactly. You can have a very dull, devoid of any message, unorganized, simplistic piece of fiction that still manages to be readable. It's more than just how you write that makes for good writing.

>Things like "interesting", "sad", "preachy", etc. are subjective.
No one is talking about these kind of things.

>If I were to use that "this <tedious to read through> book is regarded as masterpiece", I would be bringing up my subjective opinion about a book.
Hm, not exactly, many of literature classics can be considered "tedious to go through", partially because the standards of "readability" shift through the ages and partially because of the way they were originally written might have been contrived in the first place.

>It's "good" from my point of view, otherwise I wouldn't be enjoying it.
I guess you are seeing it from a different point of view than me then.

>This particular trope isn't applied in any way. Most writers of these stories just throw it out there and completely ignore it. It doesn't add anything to the plot and it's never expanded on.

So, in other words, if an author chooses to portray everyone the story focuses on as gay, you are fine with that, as long as them being gay gets any development and isn't just thrown out there for the sake of it?
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>>2175315
>Hm, not exactly, many of literature classics can be considered "tedious to go through", partially because the standards of "readability" shift through the ages and partially because of the way they were originally written might have been contrived in the first place.
Still, it's subjective. Many people nowadays enjoy classic literature, even in its original form (= without adaptation and modernization). Whether you consider the story tedious is subjective; objective would be saying that "author tends to use run-on sentences" or "descriptions in this story are overloaded with fancy words".

>if an author chooses to portray everyone the story focuses on as gay, you are fine with that, as long as them being gay gets any development and isn't just thrown out there for the sake of it?
Depends if "everyone the story focuses on" are the only people ever mentioned or there is a world around them. Depends on who those everyone are, as well. If we're talking about OW, then no, as I said, I wouldn't be able to suspend my disbelief enough to accept every introduced OW agent being gay. If it's a random group of people with different social statuses, different work places, etc., and they just happened to get together and be all happy and gay in a big group of friends, then sure, why not.
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>>2175317
>Whether you consider the story tedious is subjective; objective would be saying that "author tends to use run-on sentences" or "descriptions in this story are overloaded with fancy words".
I'd say things like "overloaded with fancy words" would be the definition of "tedious to read", but fair enough about it being possible to enjoy classic literature without finding it hard to read.


>If it's a random group of people with different social statuses, different work places, etc., and they just happened to get together and be all happy and gay in a big group of friends, then sure, why not.
But this is exactly what Overwatch is though?
A group of different people of various backgrounds, nationalities, circumstances, areas of expertise etc that happened to get together to fight towards a common goal.
Besides, it's not like the 22 so far introduced characters are the only OW agents, as the organizations was said to employ hundreds of agents during its golden age (that's ignoring the fact a good number of OW "heroes" from game isn't even affiliated with OW)
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>>2175320
>But this is exactly what Overwatch is though?
Not exactly. It's would be like having a room at your working place with 22 of your colleagues, and everybody in there is gay. Possible, but quite unlikely, unless you ran around the office gathering gays and forcing them into that room. But I don't think OW has some sort of gay division.
What I meant was having people with different backgrounds come together for a while (like for a weekly gathering at the bar, or for a vacation) for the duration of the story or multiple switching POVs. That I'm okay with.

>Besides, it's not like the 22 so far introduced characters are the only OW agents
No, but those agents are the only ones we know, and all of them being gay is not believable for me, especially when some of them were in heterosexual relationships in the past.
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>>2175321
>Not exactly. It's would be like having a room at your working place with 22 of your colleagues, and everybody in there is gay.
But it really wouldnt. The heroes you play as aren't really "workplace collegues". Some of them are doctors, some are scientists, some soldiers, some just fuck around. The only thing in common they have is they belong to the same organization.
And even then, not everyone in game even belongs to Overwatch.

Pharah, Mei, D.Va, Lucio and Zarya will probably belong in future but don't so far.

Junkrat, Roadhog, Hanzo and Symmetra border on villainy and won't be joining OW anytime soon.

Reaper, Widow and Sombra are affiliated with a terrorist group and DEFINITELY won't be joining OW anytime soon

Bastion and Zen are robots, while Winston is a gorilla so they aren't even relevant in talks about sexuality.

Even the 8 that's left isn't being put in the same room but is doing their own thing somewhere in the world (Mercy doing her research, McCree doing OW's dirty work, Tracer piloting an airship etc)

That's not to say everyone who was chosen to represent their respective background in OW just happens to be gay, but if your point was that the group is too homogeneous (like "they are all soldiers working for the same division") for everyone to be the same sexuality, then it's not.
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>>2175356
>Reaper, Widow and Sombra are affiliated with a terrorist group and DEFINITELY won't be joining OW anytime soon
Speaking of which, what alignment is Sombra supposed to be?

I know it's far too early to pass judgement on whether a character's a good or bad guy, but is Sombra supposed to be a good guy, bad guy, or merely on her own side?

Based on some of the Sombra clues that have been decoded, it is suggested that Sombra's a kind of freedom fighter in a similar vein to Lucio, using hacking skills in the attempt to takedown a corrupt business taking over her people.
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>>2175357
Sombra's story makes me think that even characters supposedly on the villainous side will end up in OW at some point in story, as her intentions are clearly good
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>>2175356
>but if your point was that the group is too homogeneous (like "they are all soldiers working for the same division") for everyone to be the same sexuality, then it's not.
But it is. The odds of 22 people (and I'm saying 22 because most fanfiction authors don't bother with that pesky canon thing and just treat everybody as OW agents) working in the same place being gay are low.
You're bringing up canon when we're talking about fiction that mainly uses the game's "what if" scenario of everybody figuratively being in the same room.
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>>2175370
>But it is. The odds of 22 people (and I'm saying 22 because most fanfiction authors don't bother with that pesky canon thing and just treat everybody as OW agents)
I don't even think Ive read any fic that featured all the characters that appear in game, but even then, it's still not 22 as the likes of Bastion can't even be gay.
And even if the author takes everyone else and puts them in the same room, that still doesn't erase the fact they all come from different backgrounds or that if OW is up and running then that would mean they are only a few out of many agents, so it's not 22 co-workers but 200 co-workers and it just so happens that the named ones are all gay.
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>>2175381
>it's not 22 co-workers but 200 co-workers and it just so happens that the named ones are all gay
That would work if those 22 weren't the only ones we were introduced to. One of my previous points was "it depends on whether the characters have a world around them". Characters in OW do not, they exist in a vacuum where nobody else exists, aside from occasional side characters like Whatshername from Reinhardt's backstory.
So it's not "200 co-workers", it's "22 co-workers that supposedly have 178 but we never see them and they might as well not exist".
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>>2175382
OW characters don't exist in a vacuum where no one else does, comics, shorts, even dialogues in game mention other people existing. There's even more implied heterosexuality in canon than anything else. Ana describes two women in her unit saying one of them has 3 children and the other has a husband. There was Gerard who was married to a woman. Ana herself has a daughter. So that's 4 agents that while we dont know if they are straight they definitely are not gay either. Also there is a pair of a girl and a male omnic that appear to be romantically linked in 2 cinematics.
Also since you just said we aren't talking about canon but fanfiction, then it's easily possible for a fanfic writer to casually mention some OC agents in heterosexual relationships, so the existence of heterosexuality is confirmed, while keeping the focus of story relevant characters on their non-heterosexual relationships. Would that be fine?
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>>2175398
>OW characters don't exist in a vacuum where no one else does, comics, shorts, even dialogues in game mention other people existing.
But nobody, except for Gerard, Whatshername and some other people directly connected to OW, has a name. They might as well be mannequins.

>OC agents in heterosexual relationships
You're asking me to pick between OC and "everybody's gay". It's like picking between cyanide and more cyanide.
I want characters that aren't the primary focus of the story to not have any established relationships, unless it's somehow important to the overall plot. That's it. Not mentioning McClick eyeing up Hanzo's butt in a Pharmercy fic, not having sudden Pharmercy in a WT fic, not making S76 drool over Reaper's thighs in a ZaryaxMei fic. It leaves headcanons out, avoids the "everybody is gay" trope and doesn't distract from the main pairing while not detracting anything from the story. Win-win.
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>>2175401
>I want characters that aren't the primary focus of the story to not have any established relationships, unless it's somehow important to the overall plot.

You're saying that at any one time, there's only one couple in the world? Or that aside from the main couple every other character is asexual/aromantic?
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Haha for christ's sake, no one wins an argument in the internet. Cut off the autism.
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>>2175401
>But nobody, except for Gerard, Whatshername and some other people directly connected to OW, has a name
That's not true, the woman with 3 children name is Kimiko and the woman with husband's name is Mirambe. So there, at least 3 definitely not gay named OW agents existed in canon.

>I want characters that aren't the primary focus of the story to not have any established relationships, unless it's somehow important to the overall plot.
Oh, that's definitely reasonable and I actually agree.
A fic featuring more than one same-sex pairings can be well written but if it's just needless mention of gay thirst that doesn't lead anywhere, then well, the writing is better off without it.
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I don't read gay fanfic for realism.
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>>2175407
Same, random anime girl, same
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>>2175402
I'm saying that the focus of the story should be on one couple (or, even better, on the events happening to and around that couple). Unless other couples are in some way related to the story, I don't want to read about them. They're just as important as hair on Reaper's ass, and I don't see his ass being described in all detail in yuri-focused fanfiction.
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>>2175312
>Pharah dressed like a stereotypical dyke
Why?
Might as well color and cut her hair since she has the tattoo down already.
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>>2175429
People always dress her up like that in fanart because she's supposed to be a "butch" or whatever
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>>2175356
If we wanna get right down to it those that we can say are amongst those affiliated with the new Overwatch after they follow the recall are nothing more than a bunch of vigilantees right now. And that already excludes Ana and Jack since they didn't get nor followed the recall and seem to be doing their own shit. So that basically leaves Winston, Mercy, Genji, Tracer, Reinhardt and maybe Torb as "Overwatch" plus a bunch of no-names that they showed in Recall that can serve as a grunt taskforce maybe.
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>>2175431
That doesn't change that she was shown wearing a dress when she was 12 and I doubt she suddenly has a hate for dresses now just because she's in some PMC and wears power armor.
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>>2175432
Oh sure, Overwatch as of now isn't much of anything.
I believe as the story develops the organization will be rebuilt, as they've hinted as much during one of the story talk panels
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>>2175437
She just comes off as the butch type, anon, let it go. Are you still dressing the way you dressed when you were 13? Things change in time.
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>>2175440
I actually still prefer the good old hoody and jeans get up I used to wear back in the day.

>She comes of as the butch type
She comes off as nothing because she's doesn't have much to show right now. And what they did show hinted at a bit of adorkable beneath her usualy demeanor.
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>>2175439
Yeah but that is clearly in the future and it's going to be years until we're getting that content. Gotta milk the old guard before that after all!
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>>2175429
>stereotypical dykes wear flannel shirt
I must've missed the memo.
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>>2175441
So butches can't be dorky?
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>>2175442
>years
Way to be pessimistic. Im hoping by next Blizzcon we'll get some exciting story developments already
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>>2175448
It's Blizzard, the guys that are still making WoW add-ons despite it being about as much of a walking corpse as the Forsaken.
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>>2175447
So military women have to be butches?
There, same logic.
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>>2175450
With any luck, the Forsaken will stop being walking corpses soon.
That or Sylvanas will destroy Azeroth along with herself. Either option works, really.
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>>2175450
>>2175452

Legion is awesome though.
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>>2175503
Not in this thread.
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>>2175407
this nigga speaks the truth
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>>2174851
I've seen more art of Mercy abusing Pharah.
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>>2175441
I bet Pharah actually dresses really girly, people just want to shoehorn in the butch stereotype.
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>>2175366
people always forget D.va's facepaint.
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>>2175740
Well of course, since Pharah is the "male" of the pairing, so that doesn't trigger people :^)
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>>2175756
Besides the soldier Gundam armor Pharah looks pretty effeminate to me but I guess people need the "guy" in their Yuri.
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>>2175767
I just like to make fun of the double standards of tumblr, really.
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>>2175767
Most people have a very basic understanding of S&M and the most generally accepted image of it is when a physically stronger person is submitting to a physically weaker person.
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>>2175768
Well we all know Tumblr is the epitome of contradictions. Don't they hate Pharmercy because muh age gap? Both are grown women in their 30s.
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>>2175784
Some of them do, I'm sure a portion of it are those that bandwagoned the couple.
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>>2175784
Age Gap is old news. The trend now is to hate Pharmercy because is racist.

No, I don't know how the hell that does makes sense
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>>2175784
>tumblr triggered over a five year age gap as them dating in their 30's means they were fucking in their teens
>and yet there are no age gap pharmercy art/stories about them fucking in their teens

truly we live in the worst possible universe

>>2175858
Well that's no big mystery, tumblr just hates white people.
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>>2175858
Probably the same people that think Gabe being blackwatch was racist.
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>>2175858
>No, I don't know how the hell that does makes sense
probably has something to do with: http://i.imgur.com/XdnQHAm.jpg
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>>2176049
>changing the character's skin color makes them more interesting
Please tell me it's satire.
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>>2176049
Surely this can't be sincere, but the fact that there's some shit about Mercy being some sort of transjew out there shoots down whatever hope I have for satire.
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>>2176063
>thinking this isn't serious
You underestimate the radical side of tumblr
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>>2176049
Tumblr always goes overboard. The white savior trope is worth criticizing, but they define it as any white person who does anything helpful to a non-white person and you end up in a situation where whites need to be either absent or evil to not trigger anyone.
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>>2176137
It looks like Lena is planning all sorts of way to murder Hana. At least, by her expression.
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>>2176143
Lena is always plotting murder.
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>>2176306
Widowmaker doing the good work.
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One of Widowmaker's damage boost lines in the Japanese dub is "watashi ga suki?", which is her basically saying "Do you like me?
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>>2176418
Yeah, Widow outright tells Mercy "you must like me." when she gets damage boosted, and "you must REALLY like me." when she revives her. I usually avoid Widow for that reason when I'm playing as Mercy; all the flirting makes me blush.
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>>2176308
Jesus Christ kill yourself for posting this
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>>2176435
Jesus Christ kill yourself for being triggered
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>>2176435
What was that? You want more Tracer/Symmetra? Ok.
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>>2165854
?
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Stop discussing tumblr you faggots.
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>>2176421
Mercy generally has no business pocketing Widow, so you're good.
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Mercy's face is concerning though.
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>>2176418
>watashi ga suki?
The weeb inside me just went HNNNG
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Please help me,

how do I play Pharah? I'm fucking terrible at her.
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>>2176795
Wait until she's buffed or go play quake mp for two years
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>>2176795
1. Pretend you're Junkrat.
2. Those turrets are your fucking job. Get to it.
3. Never ult into an expecting enemy. Bribe your local Zarya or Mei with lesbian favors and combo with them.
4. McClick/Widow/S76 and Zen on their team? Switch.
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>>2176795
hope that you have none counters on the opposing team or they just have really bad aim.

I haven't played Pharah since they buffed McCree and S76. Shit sucks nee-san. Pharah needs more love from Blizzard.
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>>2176795
1. Take anti-OCD drugs.
2. Drink coke.
3. Get body shots. Splash damage is shit.
4. Fuck bitches up.
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>>2174823
I knew what you were talking about, so I stitched it together quickly just for you since nobody was posting it
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>>2176922
>McClick/Widow/S76 and Zen on their team? Switch.
You might as well say "Don't play Pharah"
I hope they make her viable during one of the future balance patches.
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>>2177047
>>2176923
The day Pharah gets love from Blizzard via buffs is the day a flood of tears will appear caused by a small group of people that have religiously played quake and can snipe people across the map with her rockets because of how similar they are.
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>>2177051
I already cry when Roadhogs fucking hook snipes me from across the map and pulls me through the ceiling or when i die to a random Junkrat spam so it really won't be that different and I'd probably be less salty dying to a well played Pharah.
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>>2177051
Even so, she still absolutely obliterates shitters who can't aim, so at the lower tiers she's still quite good. Shame.
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>>2177013
What's up with recent artwork making Tracer look like a villain/murderer?
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>>2177091
>Gomez Addams
>villain

Someone needs to beef up on their classic television.
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>>2177096
Gomez was the best.

>"Love-hate. Hate-love. Like for mama, no?"
>"But I didn't hate my mother. It was an accident!"

Now I want an AU Halloween fanfic where the Addams family is made up of gay Overwatch characters.
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>>2177096
Does 'look like x' mean 'a known x'? Yes Gomez is a good guy, doesn't mean he doesn't look like a villain, with his moustache and all.
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>>2177115
Good to know everyone with a moustache is a murderer.
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>>2177119
You didn't know? What are you doing on the interwebz then if not researching 'how to escape a moustached murderer'?
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>>2177047
Nobody likes Zen in QP, for example, so you can play her there. If they just have an average not pro McClick, you still can survive if you don't make yourself a giant target.
She also fares well in Dorado, for some reason. Probably because of several side routes she can surprisemothafucka you with a rocket. And tight streets make it harder for tanks like Reinhardt or D.Va to protect their teammates without catching rockets with their shields on every step.
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So the next day little Pharah came to visit
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>>2177011
Thanks!
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the lack of loli-Pharah x teenage Mercy content is a fucking travesty, step it up artists/writers
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>>2177165
Oooh, I hope these become a semi-regular thing. So cute. It looks like Pharah is the older one though.
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>>2177165
D'awww! I hope there's a Chinese translator-anon around who's willing to bump this up their translating queue
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>>2176519
Oh nice, thank you!
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>>2177172
Teenage Mercy canonically looks like regular Mercy. Minus the whole "savior" thing.
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>>2177278
Yes? my point still stands
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>>2177292
What I mean is, I'm 90% sure there's fanart of little Fareeha and regular Mercy. It's basically the same thing.
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>>2177144
>submissive Talon!Tracer

Good
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>>2177293
if you see any, do post it, because I've seen none (that is sexual in nature that is)
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>>2176795
Pharah is my main hero but she is in need of a buff. Be wary of hitscan heroes and learn the maps more thoroughly. Also try to predict the movement of the enemy and launch your rockets to that spot.
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>>2176795
Masters ranked player, with quite a few hours into Pharah, checking in. Everyone has given some good advice so I'll just mention other bits.

Any map with rooftops/ varying elevation is a good Pharah map. Notably, the payload portion of Numbani and Hollywood, all of Route 66 and the first 2 checkpoints of El Dorado.

I don't recommend Pharah for any capture point map (maybe besides Temple of Anubis) because the 2nd chokepoints are so tight that a coordinated team will kill you. Take your chance in the Illios/Illang/Nepal maps, sometimes a good Pharah can carry the team, other times youre splash damage will only tickle a team.

Don't be afraid to ask for a Zen healing orb. Don't expect/want a pocket Mercy because the more she's in the air with you, the more likely your Mercy will die.

Your concussive blast can be used to knock people off the map. Youtube has a few videos; watch and learn where to throw them for sneaky kills.

Be wary of:
Hitscan, Hanzo, Zen, Tracer (her range is deceptively further than you think), DVa, Mei's alt fire

Helpful tricks:
-Concussive blast a Reinhardt/Roadhog towards your teammates to break into a chokepoint
-Don't hang onto your ult "for a better time", even if you can just take out the enemy Mercy/Lucio, its worth it
-you can boost out of a Zarya ult
-the higher you are in the air, the harder it is to predict and lead your target's movements so don't venture into the 20,000 elevation
-in a lot of maps that you can fall off of, Pharah can "fake" it and drop off the edge and use it for cover/to reload/wait for CD
- Pharah is better for offense than defense
- its going to take time for you to git gud at predicting how an enemy will move, especially if Pharah is your first projectile character.

Don't give up!
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/8430589

This popped up. For those wanting a vampire Widow and a werewolf Tracer.
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>>2177838
Thanks anon
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I want to see Tracer smooshed between Zarya and Mei like a sub.
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Seems we have official art of Sombra now
Stole link from main general
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>>2178408
It doesn't look significantly different from the leak either. Hopefully Blizzard will do a more formal reveal tomorrow.
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>>2178408
>literally Laura Matsuda

gg Blizzard.

Aside from that, who do you she's gonna dyke out with? With the WoW thing, I'm going with D.Va.
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>>2178412
>I'm going with D.va
So glad we got people quick on the uptake.
>>2178408
God no, I don't want Laura's purple twin.
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>>2178412
Who's Laura Matsuda?
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>>2178408
Will she be the new entry in the "robo limbs" club?
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>>2178414
new girl in SFV when it originally shipped.
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>>2178408
>tfw this ugly shit design is canon
feels bad
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>>2178408
New link where?
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>>2178429
I'm assuming it was this
https://imgur.com/a/m7jAP
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>>2178433
Yea that was it, did Blizzard take it down? How did it even get leaked in the first place?
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>>2178435
someone found it while going through the blizzard online catalog.

Hell maybe "Sombra" leaked it herself
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>>2178439
Doubt this has anything to do with the joke of an ARG they've been running, I imagine someone uploaded it early or forgot it was there and some random with way too much time on their hands happened across it.
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halloween event is supposedly ending 11/1 at 4pm PST so grind out your skins etc you silly dykes.

not sure how accurate the 4pm prediction is.
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>>2178408
We LoL now?
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>>2178526
The last event was one day longer than they said it would be so you never know until it ends
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>>2178408
Welp, time to uninstall.

God, I can already see the second wave of fanarts for this abomination.
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>>2178532
We won't miss you.
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>>2178532
>I don't like the design of a new character
>better uninstall the game
Can you be any more childish?
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>>2178433
Mistral? What are you doing in Overwatch?
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>>2178656
Fitting in with the other characters that don't have a shit eating grin.
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Why is there more gay art than lesbian art
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>>2178796
You must be really new to the Internet if you have to ask that. Fujoshits are the main producers of art and fics in any fandom, and they love their gay shit.
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>>2178796
I don't think you understand the ridiculous rate of production the fujoshi can put out when they have a mind to do so.
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>>2178796
Most fanfic writers and fanartists are girls.
Most girls are straight.
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>>2178797
>>2178899
>>2178951
Damn shame, are lesbians that boring
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>>2178958
Not boring, just super niche. It's grown obviously but it might as well be niche.
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>>2175740
>>2175756
I thought it was because "Mercy is evil" is popular?
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>>2178965
It probably has some basis about how Mercy's totally the top cause she's an aryan and other things net denizens don't put too much thought into. Definitely not solely or even from the notion of Mercy being evil.
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>>2178412
I'm rooting for Hardlight hacking. Sombra X symmetra
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>>2178958
Yuri is niche.
Why do you think /u/ is such a slow board?
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>>2178973
>Symmetra paired with anybody.

Absolutely disgusting, nee-san.
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>>2179008
No, we are not doing this.
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>>2178973
She belongs with d.va
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>>2174422
P: Dead or alive... you're coming with me!
M: Alright then~ My life... is for you to look after

>>2177165
P: Hi everyone, I'm the new student, Fareeha Amari
M: Eh? How... how come you're here?
R: Who!?
R: Wasn't the new student supposed to arrive a few days later? And why is she by herself?
76: Ana called just now, said her daughter's coming today.
A: She said there was someone she wanted to see.
76: Gather here everyone, this is the new student I mentioned before
T: Hiya, my name is Lena Oxton!
D: Hana Song welcomes you~
L: Lucio Correia dos Santos~
G: I'm Genji Shimada, nice to meet you
M: An...Angela Ziegler...
Fareeha got along well with everyone -
D: How about we make some more bat wings?
F: Okay~
T: Sounds cool!
D: Just now I was wondering... Fareeha, how did your leg get hurt?
P: I scraped it on a branch while playing in the forest yesterday, it was Angela who bandaged it for me
D: Amazing, in the future Angie could be a doctor!
G: Do you want to be a doctor when you grow up?
A: Of course I'm still thinking about what happened yesterday... (oh no...)
D: Angie, what's wrong? you're being weird
M: N...nothing!
[washing dishes-]
76: It's almost ten, everyone. Go and get ready for bed
Okay~ (In unison)
P: I want to sleep with Angela~
M: Eh!? Th-that's...
[completely unable to fall asleep]
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Chapter 3 of that one D.Va/Mercy fic I'm writing is up now:
>http://archiveofourown.org/works/8012146/chapters/19361458
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12144605/3/Fly-me-to-the-moon-Fill-my-heart-with-Song

No, I didn't forget about it and yes, I still plan on seeing it through for whoever is still interested in reading it. Hopefully I can be quicker with the next updates. If life doesn't get in the way as much.
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>>2179024
Most likely/realistically? Hana/Hanzu easily
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>>2179024
Young Hanzu wouldn't even meet Hana or Angela because she would be dealing with yakuza bullshit since her useless dumb sister is 2cool4responsibilities.
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>>2179154
Up until she rapes Genki and she almost dies of dehydration because of Hanzu
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>>2179124
That was pretty cute. I'm looking forward to them doing something about that romantic tension next chapter. It's a shame these updates take so long, but take your time if you need, anon.
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>>2178977
The board is slow because the lesbians are fighting each other.
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>>2179109
Oh my goodness thank you anon!
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>>2179124
Thanks anon! Been waiting for the update.
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>>2179124
Thank you, anon! You just made my day. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.
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>>2179124
Thanks friend! A really cute read.
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>>2179124
Love you my man.
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>>2179338
Drama yay! For fucks sake. Don't they have any other ideas other than this kind?
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>>2179561
Holy shit
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>>2179561
I would be down for this.
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>>2179561

Would purchase with real life currency.
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>>2179561
Come on Blizzard, Pharah needs more love.
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>>2178532
The designs for the other characters aren't exactly subtle brilliance either.
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>>2179561
>Pharah shoots healing missiles into allies
>Since they're projectile, hitting that one fucking Hanzo that eats bullets in the face but refuses to stand still for you to heal him and constantly jumps around as if he has a swarm of piranhas up his ass becomes infinitely easier
>Side effects might include concussion, severe bruising and broken ribs that will get instantly healed
Fund it.
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>>2180042
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So I think D.VA x Sombra's ship name is som.va, that tag has most of the art of the pair on tumblr.
I wonder if this ship will still take off when Sombra's age is revealed to be too old for Hana though
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>>2180055
It won't be be popular on tumbleh if Sombra is revealed to be "too old". But I don't think she'll be older than 25. They don't have any character in the 21-25 age range so maybe she'll fit in somewhere in that range but who knows.
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>>2180055
>D.Va x Mercy
Hahaha, your jokes anon, they're too good.
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>>2180044
McCree seems jealous he can't lift as much as the bear.
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>>2180076
I meant on tumblr, never once seen D.VA x any other woman art, they were all too problêmatìc. Closest thing was Hana getting flustered when she say PDA from other ships such as pharmercy
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>>2180117
*saw
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>>2180062
>They don't have any character in the 21-25 age range so maybe she'll fit in somewhere in that range but who knows.
Yeah Overwatch is kinda lacking those. The majority of the cast is 30+, which is refreshing enough have to say.
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>>2180190
Is it really? Give me at least 2 or 3 AAA western games from recent months/years where the protagonist is younger than 25. There is close to none.
Young heroes is a Japan thing. Honestly, I wouldn't mind more young heroes in western games.
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>>2180221
>Is it really?
Yeah there's 7 or 8 heroes in total that are below 30. Excluding robits of course.
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>>2180221
I think a lot of people play mostly Japanese games on this board.
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>>2180224
Is it really refreshing is what I meant exactly.
>>2180225
Yeah, precisely. People who don't play games act like OW is some exception when in reality it's pretty much the standard.
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>>2180221
How old is Emily in the new Dishonored?
That's kinda the only one I can name from the top of my head now.
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>>2180230
Well considering how the board is some weird nexus of various things tied together by sapphism, it shouldn't be that strange. But if you're speaking in broader terms, then yeah it's kind of silly that normalfags are acting like it's something new.
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>>2180237
She feels like mid-twenties, though I'd have to go looking for her age.
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>>2180241
She's around 23-24 if my math is sound. Going by her looks alone is hard since people in Dishonored are weirdly stylized in terms of proportions.
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>>2180241
>>2180251
Corvo looks very old though. I wouldn't be surprised if Emily is in her thirties.
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>>2180261
Dishonored 2 takes place 13-14 years after the first. Keep in mind that Corvo was already in his mid to late thirties in the first game.

But this is getting off topic.
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>>2180261
>>2180265
Emily was a pre-teen during the first one, wasn't she? So 24~26 seems reasonable just as a safe guess.
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I'm ready for Som.va
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>>2180273
Oh boy, they look like a fun pair.
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As somebody new to Blizzard games, what would you guys say is the likelihood of an Asuka skin for Dva?
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>>2180275
Yeah. I'm diggin' it already
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>>2180280
50/50 maybe, but not anytime soon.
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>>2180284
Just hack me up
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>>2180273
>>2180284
>>2180317
We should call it D.Bra
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>>2180280
They'd have to get license agreement probably or just do a real blatant attempt. I doubt Blizzard would want to try stepping into international legal stuff despite how lenient japan is.
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>>2180319
Is that for Sombra's cup size?
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>>2180328
Didn't stop the LoL guys from blatantly ripping off Sailor Moon
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>>2180331
No, but it would be the gayest ship name. Also I like to think Sombra will be revealed to be just as flatchested as Hana so the irony of it would be delicious too.
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>>2180319
Chances are neither of them wears a bra.
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>>2180336
Not like Hana needs one
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>>2180221
>Is it really? Give me at least 2 or 3 AAA western games from recent months/years where the protagonist is younger than 25.

MIrror's Edge
Lara Croft
Any Assassin's Creed guy starts as a teen
Infamous Second Son and First LIght
Also I'm pretty sure I read Emily is exactly 25

Sure gruffy dudes in late 30s are the most common video game protagonists but let's not act like anything else is hard to come by

As for Sombra, that original leak mentioned how she "lost everything during the Omnic Crisis". Omnic Crisis happened 30 years before the game starts so at least going by that she should be 30+.
But literally fuck tumblr and their stupid "le problematic age gap" hypocritical bullshit.
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>>2180471
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>>2180472
Eh seems like a rip off from cheese in the trap. Cute I guess
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>>2180502
Koreans like to reference kdrama. Seems logic.
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people keep posting cute but we need more sex.
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>>2180647
that's futa, Pharahcuck
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>>2180273
>>2180284
>>2180317
>>2180319
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop enabling this. Keep that ugly shit away from D.Va

I'd litreally take Lucio/D.Va over this.
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>>2180825
more... More... MOAR
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>>2180665
so?
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>>2180944
We good
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>>2180825
>Lucio/D.Va
that's disgusting

>>2180665
maybe Im blind but I dont see any dicks
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Soooo....Sombra x Putina new OTP?
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Praise the sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI

There is no way on earth this woman is heterosexual. I mean, she basically blew the mission for a shot at a date.
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https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/sombra

>sombra is 30

so much for sombra/d.va I guess.
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>>2181184
>What could I want from the most powerful woman in Russia?

I see Blizzard has decided to get out in front of the shipping community for once
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>>2181184
More like putina x zarya but the sombraputina hate sex would be nice
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>>2181188
that's surprising because she seemed a little immature in the short
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>>2181198
I think that anon meant that tumblr is going to do that whole AGE DIFFERENCE freakout all over again. Also Blizzard cannot design middle aged women for shit, 30 my ass
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>>2181188
Yeah, a pity. But now that her age is confirmed and the fact that she works for Talon, chances are she will be paired up quite a lot with Wima. Or Symmetra.
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>>2181209
>pairing anyone with Symmetra
>ever
Seriously, though, why'd Blizzard have to make her so fucking old. As if there aren't enough hags in this game.
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>>2181217
Tumbleh is gonna do it because supposely Symmetra has got no one to be paired up with and they are close in age and it's "a super healthy relationship" that way.
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>>2181217
>30
>hag
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>>2181200
>30
>middle aged
Maybe it's cause Ana's the only woman closer to middle age
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>>2181210
Oh my god SHE'S HOT!!
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>>2181200
why don't other anons NOT go to tumblr? jesus. I don't even give a fuck what they think until people complain about it here. we can get art from korean fans.
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>>2181187
She's fun, though the style of the cinematic is very different from previous ones. More cartoon-ey? How they moved wasn't as fluid/good as previous shorts.
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>>2181258
>we can get art from korean fans
But we don't get fanfics from them.
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>>2181269
there's ao3 and fanfiction.net.
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>>2181266
Couldn't an argument be made that there was more seen movement this time around compared to the others? Especially compared to fight coregraphy
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>>2181258
Or people can just quit bitching about tumbleh here and only post decent art from said place. No need to go to such extreme lengths.
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>>2181272
You clearly didn't get the point of the discussion.
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>>2181278
There was more movement, yes. There was also a hell of a lot more dialogue. But the movement wasn't as (and I hate to use this word) 'cinematic' as previous ones. They all seem faster. Kind of like How to Train Your Dragon and compare to how they're animated in the show series. There are a lot less frames in the series and it makes it seem much faster than usual.
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Well then, what have we here?
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>>2181195
I lean towards Sombra x Putina HATE SEX IS THE BEST
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>>2181210
BOOP

>>2181324
Who the fuck is that hot mech?
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>>2181295
True enough, good on you for catching ti I suppose. I'd have to go back over all the videos to get a better idea of such a thing. So would you say because of it supposedly being faster, their movements weren't as exacting as the previous videos?
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>>2181327
Blizzard made another animated short they showed on their Blizzcon only panel, that's a still from it
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>>2181258
BECAUSE THEY'RE MASOCHIST
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>>2181324
Her bio did say she got upgraded. Now this seems like a much more practical level of cyborgification available compared to the ninja. Especially considering she went out and did it to herself and only had whatever was available through the various providers.
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Sombra is practically half computer, so that's why she can hack anything in seconds.
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>>2181334
Looks similar to Tracer's "It's not a phase mum" skin.
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>sombra's translocator design was stolen from tracer's accelerator design so Tracer and Winston dislike her

Interesting.
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>>2181340
Pfft... Widowmaker as well.
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>>2181334
>Gather all sombra, tracer, mercy, widowmaker, and zarya edge skins and make the wildest looking team
Art of this would be nice
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>>2181334
Other Legendary skin. I suppose people will be mad she doesn't get the sugar skull/hood combo
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>>2181343
If Tracer dislikes that means we're gonna get some spicy exchange between them. Should be interesting.
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>>2181187
>>2181210

Look what we have here. Blizzard's worst kept secret.
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>>2181346
Well, it could be a purple skin. Like how Shrike is for Ana.
>>2181345
Need one more for the rebellious team
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>>2181324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHHjdKMH7_w
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>>2181330
Thanks for the info anon. For all I care, I wish the next short would have Tracer in it.

Hey people seem to disregard Zarya's appearance in short haha.
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>>2181357
>I wish the next short would have Tracer in it
No, thanks. She was featured in two shorts already. Time for other girls to shine.
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>>2181357
Np anon, I'm watching the Overwatch panel stream. I think it's hard to say much about Zarya beyond the fact that she shows up for 3 seconds
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>>2181187
To get some of that Putina's ass.

Sorry Sombra x D.Va shippers. Sombra likes 'em milfs.
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>>2181360
I don't know anon, there could be some interesting stuff about Putina domming Aleks and sitting on her face. Or Aleks domming Putina with the way that scene played out. All that would need to be done is tweaking and it could sound like Aleks is Volskaya's mistress.
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>>2181360
Can I be greedy anon? And what particular girls? Symmetra? Oh the hell yes NO

>>2181360
Oh I see, will check those as well. Haha I know. Zarya randomly showing up to have the last laugh.
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>>2181358
Yeah, other than Ana and Sombra's releases, Tracer and Widow are the only girls to get time in shorts.
Pharah, Mei, Mercy, Symmetra, Zarya, and D.Va get nothing
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>>2181364
>Sombra likes 'em milfs
More like she likes them powerful and russian. Sombra x Zarya!
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>>2181187
>Sombra gets a short before Mercy
Fuck you, Blizzard
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>>2181367
Not that I disagree, but I'm pretty sure Dr. Aleks got claimed by Sombra already in a pretty definitive way.

>>2181369
No symettra yet, they're going over a lot of new gameplay/map stuff right now
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>>2181372
Haha the delusion on this one but hey ship all you want anon. I go with Putina x Sombra for now. Can somebody write a plot-less hate sex for these two already?!
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>>2181381
Better involve face sitting
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>>2181328
I guess. And they weren't as movement intense as previous ones. Or they just didn't have the time to make additional frames.
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Apparently there's gonna be another short in an hour according to someone on /bg/
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>>2181395
You mean this one? >>2181356
Or something else?
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>>2181384
>>2181392
These are insanely out of character for Sombra
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>>2181399
They are out of character for every character involved.
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>>2181398
That's Sombra's Origins video which was already released to the public. Anon probably means a different short.
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>>2181367
I definitely want some of that, except Zarya teaching Sombra a lesson about touching her girlfriend as well.
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>>2181406
Why should we even care about this Putina, we'll never see her again.
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>>2181399
Who gives a fuck?
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>>2181398
>>2181404
From what I gathered they are gonna show another one at the Art Panel.

I like how Sombra trolls Reaper by the way. Sounds like an interesting dynamic.
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So how do we know that is even Sombra's real age? She could be trolling us all.
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>>2181411
The guys at the overwatch panel talked about her age like it was a fact. I see some sombra/d.va shippers in denial about it already, though.
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I kind of wish they would've kept the first design instead.
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>>2181411
>>2181414
So how old is she?
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>>2181411
Watch >>2181356
she talks about being a child after the war which was 20+ years ago.
>>2181416
Left feels like a really edgy anime design. Right isn't awful but it doesn't fit with the character we got.
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>>2181407
Eh, that putina is Katya Volskya, the head of development for the Russian military wing dedicated to fighting the Omnics in Siberia. She's pretty important and her interaction with Sombra is pure blackmail fetish fuel.
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>>2181423
30
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/sombra
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>>2181425
>the war which was 20+ years ago
Man they could've made her 25+ still. Not like the timeline isn't fucked up plenty already.
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>>2181429
Yeah the timeline is pretty fucked which is why I said 20+. Technically the war ended 30 years ago but if she's 30 she was born right as it ended.
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>>2181426
so, just how many "Sombra makes a new friend" - aka "Sombra breaks down all of Katya's 'firewalls'" - aka "they fuck like rabbits while security is doing their best to break down the door" fics based on the short are currently in the works?
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>>2181425
Well at least those don't look like Ana 2.0
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>>2181442
>_500
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>>2181440
Current Sombra doesn't look like Ana, you can tell the two apart at a glance. Maybe in the design phase they were similar but it happens, Hanzo and Genji were originally the same character after all.
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>>2181448
I meant the initial concept art idea from that picture.
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i'm still gonna ship D.Va/Sombra but I don't get why everyone is so freaked out over age gap.
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>>2180062
Nope, she's 30. Kinda weird, cause 21-25 would fit her better.
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>>2181453
Only on Tumbleh.
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>>2181453
The funny thing is that kind of age gaps are perfectly normal between couples here in Mexico
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>>2181457
>30 year olds are mature

mmmm no.

I know women who are in their early 30's and they're all easily mistaken for college students (they look young) and generally, they're not that mature.
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>>2181459
Hopefully that'll be spread and accepted. Still Blizzard was dumb for making her specifically 30
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>>2181453
Me neither. It's an even smaller gap that D.Va/Mercy and that gets shipped pretty hard.
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>>2181438
I'd guess none.
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>>2181460
>I know a group of individuals of certain age who display certain signs, so those signs must be unique to all individuals in that age range
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>>2181399
They are fun.
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So Sombra replaced her arms and legs, right?
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>>2181505
Probably part of her arms if that, her spine, got some matrix like interface too. Not sure about the legs. >>2181324 shows some of it
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>Sombra has a collection of rich, powerful businesswomen that she has successfully blackmailed into being her playthings

it's too hot

I can't take it
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>>2181507
I was asking because the boots she wears have toes.
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>Sombra's abilities
Sheesh, why don't you just take Pharah out of the game entirely, Blizzard?
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>>2181505
>>2181507
Pretty much all of Sombra's enhancements look like they're attached to the surface.
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>>2181511
While a good catch, there is footwear that has toes
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>>2181512
Sombra is much more of a Tracer replacement than a Pharah one.
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>>2181513
Well the hands are weird. I don't think those nails are part of a glove per se.

>>2181514
Is that usually footwear for people that actually run a lot?
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>>2181516
I think that that anon was implying that Sombra counters Pharah.
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>>2181516
It's more that her abilities pretty much make Pharah obsolete the way Pharah is balanced right now. A buff could rectifiy that but who am I kidding here?
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>>2181518
That one is a bit too zoomed in, here's a good look at her hand
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>>2181525
She used something similar as a kid too
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>>2181518
Nails might be an attachment she puts on over the gloves with the way the wires connect. Largely seems to be how she does stand alone/momentary hacks from the video along with her powers.

I don't think she's that much of a runner but the fact that such things exist could partially explain the choice
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>>2181518
There is a running subculture of "barefoot" runners, people who prefer to run outdoors without any kind of foot support. They often wear those shoes as a compromise, since they don't really change the way your foot hits the ground but still protect you from rocks, glass and other hazards.
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>>2181476
>all 30 year olds are wrinkled moms

way to over generalize.
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>>2181509
I don't think that the russian chick plans to be blackmailed for long, what with having summoned Zarya. Might be that she's sending her to take out Sombra and definitely make sure that those informations never leak.
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It's cool that she's not working for Talon per se, but just using their resources for her own gain.
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>>2181533
You mean like Reaper is using Talon as a vehicle for his revenge?

Getting the feeling that Sombra is gonna have a rude awakening about the "one that pulls the strings" though.
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>>2181532
>she sends Zarya to deal with Sombra
>Sombra is a hard counter to Zarya

Our little bonita is gonna have 2 russian ladies under her thumb.
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>>2181539
Zarya is hardly a lady, if we go by the definition of the word.
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>>2181540
Considering how often she flusters people, lady seems apt.
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>>2181531
I didn't say that. I said your pool of whooping dozen people or so is too insignificant to matter.
Wrinkled moms are just as rare as 30 year old women who get mistaken for college student. Maybe slightly rarer due to a billion of ways to keep oneself looking young.
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>>2181544
>Maybe slightly rarer due to a billion of ways to keep oneself looking young.

then what is up with everyone going "LOL BLIZZARD CAN'T DESIGN 30 YEAR OLD WOMEN" because do you anons seriously want to play as an uggo with crow's feet?
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>>2181524
I haven't been playing on PTR, but from what I can see on her ability list, she doesn't seem to be an alternative to Pharah. Nor does she counter her, although being able to disable her jetpack is certainly a big hit to her mobility. I wonder if it works on her hover.

Honestly, if anything, she's anti-camper. She has vertical mobility via her beacon — something that Tracer, for example, lacks — and brief invisibility, which means she's not as noticeable as Genji, Winston or Pharah, making it easier for her to fuck up the good ol' Rein-Mercy-Bastion cuddlepile.

>>2181551
Are there just two options in your world, "college student" and "uggo with crow's feet"? I wouldn't mind playing as somebody who looks and acts more mature than a girl straight out of high school. Widow kinda fits the description, but, well. She's not very good.
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>>2181551
>do you anons seriously want to play as an uggo with crow's feet?
Who is Ana
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>>2181551
>everyone
Holy shit, learn who is talking about what throughout the fandom.
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>>2181554
>uggo
Ana is beautiful.
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>>2181556
Ana is old as fuck
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>>2181563
Yes. Thank you.
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>>2181553
Unlike Tracer she can be hard countered by Widow and Hanzo.
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>>2181569
>hard countered
I'm not sure you're using this term right. By that logic, anybody can be hard countered by mister Angry Nipponese Archer Who Shoots Logs.
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>>2181573
What they meant was was that Hanzo's sonic arrow and Widows ult can still see Sombra even if she's invisible. It's more of a soft counter though. Sombra will fuck either of them up in close quarters unless Hanzo gets a scatter arrow off on her, and her translocator means she can get to wherever they are without the telegraphing of Reaper.

That said, this is really discussion for /owg/ not here.
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How come no one's talking about the possibilities of Sombra/Tracer? If she wanted Sombra could make Tracer dissapear from time as she wished. The potential for blackmailing/manipulation/corruption is infinite.
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>>2181582
Read the thread. Such as
>>2181343
>>2181348
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>>2181582
Include a jealous Widowmaker pls
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>>2181582
I really don't think you're going to blackmail or manipulate Tracer if the only negative is that you'll kill her. Someone else in Overwatch maybe, but Tracer puts herself near death for fun.
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>>2181537
Kind of, yes. But then again, Reaper is happy to do their bidding if it means hunting down ex-OW members, while Sombra's intention is to screw Talon over whenever it fits her. Or at least, that's what's implied in the animated short.
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>>2181594
If it was actually dying then yes, I don't think Tracer would let herself be manipulated. But potentially being lost in time for an indefinite amount of time could be a fate worse than death.
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>>2181589
No. I only want Sombra/Tracer.
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>>2181438
Hell yes!

>>2181509
Goodness I think I'm losing my head on how hot this is. Let's start with that Putina/Katya chick.
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>>2181594
Seems plausible but who? Another character yet to be introduced? So much hate for Tracer then haha.
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I kind of want a fic where Sombra is trolling Tracer with semi-nudes of Widowmaker and making it seem like Widowmaker is sending them to her, and in the middle of combat Tracer starts flirting and throws Widowmaker off and you can hear Sombra cackle in the background.
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>>2181210
>30 years old
>dresses like a tryhard mall goth
>says 'boop' unironically

The cringiest hero.
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>>2181442
>>2181447
I can't believe my off hand joke about them being shipped by their punk haircuts came true
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>>2181450
First Hardlight hacking pic I've seen! Saved.
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>>2181632
It's a joking moment until you give it a rewatch, then it becomes much more threatening.
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>>2181544
>Wrinkled moms are just as rare as 30 year old women who get mistaken for college student

But college looking people in 30s exist so making one shouldn't be a big deal. Also honestly they aren't that rare.

And to be honest I don't see her looking significantly younger than her age would suggest, everyone is acting like they took Alejandra's face and said she is 30
If it's about behaviour, I'd think a kid orphaned at an early age and on their own for their whole life who also hacks for living hiding outside society probably doesnt give a fuck about social norms and how "people her age should act".
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>>2181637
That's Pharah and Symmetra
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>>2181355
ana's halloween skin?
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>>2181647
Yeah Ghoul's pretty much the same thing
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>>2181651
Inb4 Sombra greets Ana with 'Abuela, what are you doing here?'
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>>2181656
I could see that just because of the way Sombra is. That aside, why the fuck is an omnics with the Los Muertos in the still video of Sombra's?
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>>2181659
When Sombra kills Ana, she says "Hmph, amatuer hour". I'm not sure if that's a generic taunt or something for Ana specifically though. Probably a generic one since it wouldn't make much sense to call Ana an amateur.
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>>2181678
It could depending on how well she knows Ana's reputation. However, it's not much of an insult since it's only surface level so yeah I'd lean more on generic.
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Ok Sombra and Zarya confirmed for Jinx and Vi
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>>2181704
There we are, timely as always. Nicely done.
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>>2181704
>Sombra/Katya
Matrician taste
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>>2181704
>Sombra coercing Katya into sexual favors until she starts to like it

aaaaAAAAAAHHHH
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>>2176306
Now they are widows to each other
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>>2181704
Sombra just wants a whole bunch of friends. Just enough for a harem
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>>2181659
>That aside, why the fuck is an omnics with the Los Muertos in the still video of Sombra's?

He went Johnny-5 on their asses til they let him in
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>>2181638
>says 'boop' unironically
Actually it is very ironic, since it's not her gimmick.
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>>2181736
You sure about that?
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>>2181737
No doubt
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>>2181703
Makes strangely sense, yeah.
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>>2181659
>That aside, why the fuck is an omnics with the Los Muertos in the still video of Sombra's?
Maybe they weren't as anti-Omnic during her childhood as they are now.
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>>2181739
>gif
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>>2181188
>so much for sombra/d.va I guess.

But Mercy, who is 7 years older than Sombra, and is 18 years older than D.Va is still going to get shipped with Hana?

I don't get the community sometimes.

"Oh god, a 30 year old woman dating a 19 year old girl is wrong. A 37 year old dating a 19 year old, that's better."
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am I the only one that wants to see Sombra using her status as a "member" of Talon to fuck Widowmaker? And Tracer getting incredibly jealous?
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>>2181753
I want to see some fanart of her having sex with the girl who upgraded her tech.
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>>2181641
Really? I didn't see pharahs tattoo so it's hard to tell, oh well it's still a nice pic anyway
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So are we allowed to talk about OW lore or are we only allowed to talk about lesbian ships? I forget what the mods have been enforcing.

I'm just curious as to why Talon attacked Volskaya industries, since both Talon and Volkskaya are anti-omnics. I don't think it's because of what Sombra knows, I think only Sombra knows that information on Katya. If Talon knew about it, then Sombra wouldn't really have control over her to herself.
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>>2181755
Sa
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Anyone else think Sombra is coming off a little bit tryhard?
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>>2181759
A member of Talon, being tryhard? Oh my gosh, what a shocking turn of events.
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>>2181756
It'd be hard to see the tat cause of the angle, but it was the hair beads that gave it away
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>>2181757
Only ships, but here and there we've talked lore too and the mods didn't really care.

And where has it EVER been said that Talon was anti Omnic. Because they killed Mondatta to ensure that the violence continues?
That might also be just to create chaos and use that to their advantage. Nevermind that some Omnics also might WANT a war. Not all of them have the Shambali mindset.
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>>2181760
Sombra isn't even a real member of Talon. In fact only Widowmaker is one and funnily enough the one that instills the most sympathy towards her because of her backstory.
Sombra just comes off as "Ohoho I'm playing every side for my own goals!" and that goal is to find the one pulling the strings behind everything and then pull that person's strings.
So far you can't even make fun of her like you can with Reaper.
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>>2181750
Ty
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>>2181757
Depends on how far away we get from the girls. Talon's not really anti-omnic. They are extremely opportuntistic and seem to be more into destabilization. Attacking and crippling Russia's prime defense system, the mechs and the creator, would go a way into destabilizing Russia.

>>2181752
>I don't get the community sometimes.
Because you're looking at same coin but with a shadow going down the center. Mercy and D.va is almost exclusively gook pixel painting and it's largely done because they fell in love with D.va hardcore. Tumbleh is much bigger and, you know, vocal compared to the chinamen or hell even us so the ones against D.va getting paired are heard the most. Because of how vocal they are. Just ignore the pissers getting all anally annihilated by Sombra getting together with D.va.

Also if it isn't apparent, this thread seems to be where both sides converge in terms of art posting.
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>>2181752
I don't think you understand what we were talking about. It was about tumblr and the fact that they won't ship Hana with anyone who is too old for her because gasp LE AGE GAP. Now of course nobody here gives a shit and we can still ship whatever the fact we want but like this anon >>2181769 said, tumblr is annoyingly vocal about what they like and what they don't like and they'll spread that shit all over the place.
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>>2181769
>Mercy and D.va is almost exclusively gook pixel painting and it's largely done because they fell in love with D.va hardcore
Actually that may not be the exact reason though yeah, it's clearly part of it. But Koreans generally really dig the age gap trope.
Like I've seen Ana/McCree being popular with them too and of course some Ana/Widowmaker, etc. other ships that don't include Hana but there is still a pretty big age gap involved.
Hell, they even have a specific type of kdramas that focus on couples with usually big age differences and Koreans eat that Noona Romance up like a delicious birthday cake.
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>>2181775
Interesting bit of info, did not know that.
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>people are latching onto Katya/Sombra ship
I mean Katya doesn't deserve it either, but better her than D.Va
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>>2181792
Shut up. Katya is for Zarya.
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Everytime I see Zarya, t.A.T.u. starts playing in my head.
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>>2181777
>what really happened
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>>2181775

This really isn't a "Korean" thing, age gap pairings are digged universally.
Even on tumblr itself, they have this weird obsession about middle aged women being lesbian shipped with younger girls, that's why it's super hypocritical for tumblr to get anally frustrated about Hana x anyone. They keep acting like she is a literal child.
Not to mention tumblr has no problem shipping Roadrat, McReaper or Mercy/Soldier, so it's double hypocritical.
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>>2181834
Possibly triple hypocritical since a good portion of them vehemently believe that gremlin D.va is sincerely infantilizing her.
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>>2181834
I didn't say it's a Korean thing only. Just that they really like their age gap in relationships.
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So how old would you say is Katya? 50+?
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>>2181847
40s
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>>2181441
I get the feeling that Mercy would be pretty useless as a spotter
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>>2181847
5-7 years older than Sombra.
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>>2181884

Nope. Korea anon left.
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>>2181888
sauce please?

>>2181884
we need to find a new way to get translations
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>>2181968
https://twitter.com/sasumssy
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>>2181887
Korean anon is here.

Go korean Overwatch team!

Sombra: so, you said that this kid is...

(laugh)

Sombra: is your waifu?! She is 7 years younger than you! (laughing)

Widowmaker: ... shut up.
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>>2181738
Not that Anon but to everyone talking about the Boop, Sombra is using it to fuck with Volskaya, she apparently does it to her daughter and it's to show she's been spying on her and can reach her daughter at any time. The boop is a threat.

http://www.dorkly.com/post/81339/why-sombras-boop-actually-has-way-more-meaning-than-you-thought
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>>2182099
>can't be both
No need for that link
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a whole day since sombra's reveal and no massive shipper meltdowns? damn.
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>>2182146
You're hilarious. If you want a fight go check tumbleh to see them sperg out over Sombra's age and shipping her with D.va
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>>2181895
>>2181896
>>2181898
You have great taste anon. Little Tracer is too adorable for my poor heart!

>>2182001
Welcome back Korean anon! We love you deeply.
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>>2182099
Now I want Sombra to mess her up in other ways.
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>>2182146
Kind of ironic compared to when Ana was introduced and there was a Widowtracer shipper meltdown, yet in the end there's unfortunately not much Ana/Widow content
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>>2182203
>there was a Widowtracer shipper meltdown
Was there really? I don't remember seeing anything like that.
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>>2182239
You gotta remember that this thread and overwatch in general drew more people to 4ch. People that aren't wholly used to how the user base here typically argues.
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>>2182239
It was mostly because Ana is the only other female with any sort of connection to Widow so far besides Tracer, so it was the first time a lot of WidowTracer fans encountered a semi-serious challenge to a ship they'd kind of taken for granted. They reacted rather poorly, to say the least. I think we had somewhere north of 400 posts in 3 hours.
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kek that's hilarious. I forgot how possessive many shippers can get over their OTP. desu, as long as there's fan art of a ship being churned out idgaf and I'm happy
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>>2182153
did you miss the ana reveal in these threads? it was glorious. >>2182263 isn't exaggerating.

>>2182203
yeah i was expecting more panic in the same vein since sombra/widow could get traction. the same thing that happened with ana will probably happen with sombra. a burst of content that fizzles out unless she gets a core ship.

i have a short ana/widow fic started and just languishing oh my hd because i suck at completing anything.
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>>2182294
What's the premise of the fic?
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>>2182263
>>2182273
>>2182294
Guess Sombra just playing everyone and pretty much not interacting with Widowmaker doesn't make for good shipping fuel.
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Blizzard just said in the Blizzcon Q/A that multiple heroes are homosexual.
They also said they work on revealing the relationships soon.
And not Blizzard soon (TM) but actually soon.

We'll see what happens.
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>>2182367
Pfft, didn't they last say there would be no romance?
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>>2182367
>They also said they work on revealing the relationships soon.
First Strike. Reaper67, wanna bet?
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>>2182376
*Reaper76
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>>2182367
>Revealing ships
Oh boy I can't literally wait for the outcry, unless it's all safe ones like Anahardt, Reaper76, and Meiva. Safe ones would actually work better while just telling revealing who's of the homosex
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>>2182379
McHanzo is the most popular, right? So the "safest" non-hetero would be that, wouldn't it
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>>2182382
Not really, well in terms of content it's the most popular gay. Actual liking is another matter. Anyway off topic. We shouldn't expect any lesbian couple getting revealed.
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>>2182367
They said there would be a LGBT story, not that would reveal multiple relationships.
And if they really mean soon, well guess what comes out on the 9th.
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>>2182367

praying for WidowTracer, which will never canonically happen anyway...
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>>2182166
I'm diffrent korean anon.

maybe the original korean anon will come back.
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>>2182389
Definitely not Sombra unless it's test server. Also Ecopoint Antarctic so we all get to see how the beast came to be.
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>>2182394
SInce they said they wouldn't really have any canon relationships in the here and now it's most likely something in the past and I doubt they'll release an additional comic so soon to First Strike's release.
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>>2182398
First Strike comes out on the 9th.
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>>2181919
Pharah:...doctor.

Pharah: Let me go, doctor. my butt is all wet. / and it's embarrassing...

Mercy: you were gonna wet anyway and it's your fault to be so tall.

Mercy: And if you keep complaining. I'll drop you in the water.

Pharah: What?

Pharah:... come on doc. I have no more underwear to wear.

Mercy:(No... More... Underwear?!)

Mercy:Then I'll drop you.

Pharah: Angela-!!!!
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>>2182367
Let's see if they'll go back on their 'there won't be couples between the playable characters' thing.
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>>2182430
Hopefully not. Chu is still at the helm.
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>>2182430
If anything, they might reveal Fareeha's father considering Ana may or may not be with him still. Everything is painting towards him being dead or just them broken up
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>>2182263
Let's not rewrite history now. The bickering between Ana/Widow and Tracer/Widow was a small part, majority of the shitstorm was people started saying shit how Widow is straight and WT makes no sense and it snowballed from there.
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>>2182367
I'm thinking Zarya with some female chatacter is the safest for bliz
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>>2182412
Thanks based anon
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>>2182367
>Blizzard just said in the Blizzcon Q/A that multiple heroes are homosexual.
Well to be precise they said multiple heroes are LGBT

>>2182377
>Reaper76
Like hell thats gonna happen

>>2182379
>Meiva
As in Mei/D.Va?
What
How is it "safe". Only like 5 people ship this

Also I think people are misinterpreting their words I dont think they said the characters will have romantic relationships between each other, so I don't think there will be any ship confirming. They probably meant some past shit.


>>2182440
Farah's father is some nameless rando going by Sombra's map. Unless there is a person connected both to Ana and Pharah that has some other story significance.


Also I'd like to point out Amputee fags got rekt yet again.
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>>2182464
>Also I think people are misinterpreting their words
Wouldn't surprise me, though past history would work better. Like finding out if Amelie fucking did anything with Overwatch before a skin walker grabbed her
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>>2182468
What do you mean? Of course she did something. She drank coffee and ate croissant all day. ha
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>>2182001
>>2182412
Hey, thanks. I hope you stay.
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>>2182450
Yea, somehow part of the fanbase just like to try and discredit/refute WT every now and then while WT shippers just want to ship in peace
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>>2182451
Like Blizzard needs to worry about being "safe"
Also Im sure they aren't that dumb to make Zarya gay.
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>>2182481
Explain
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>>2182483
If we're getting down to it, Blizzard is big enough to take risks and still be mostly loved by the populace by and large.
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>>2182483
Blizzard could make a game about unicorns shooting stardust out of their asses and people would still play it and they know it.
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>>2181884
(Everyone looks tracer.)

Tracer: (Um....)

people in the background : (she's cute)
(she's beautiful.)
(she's awesome.)
(she's attractive.)

Tracer : (she is being too late...)

Tracer: (you have to talk about this with her, Lena Oxton..!) (she talks to herself.)

Widow: Lena~

Tracer:Honey~!!

Widow: you wait long?

Tracer: No!!! I just came here-! (lie)

Widow: Really? alright.

tracer: (i miss you~)

widow: (smirk..)

widow: (Fuck off.)

tracer: hmm? honey, is there any problem?

widow: nothing, let's go.

tracer: yeah! you looks so pretty today.

tracer: i don't like other people look you.

widow: ...(smile)

sorry for bad grammar
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>>2182481
Explain why it's dumb for bliz to make zarya gay
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>>2182294
>spoilertext

Hell yes my prayers have been answered. I'm so desperate at this point, the fic could literally cut off in the middle of a sentence and I'd still be happy it exists.
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>>2182176
The mother or the daughter?
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>>2181898
where did the pistols go?
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>>2182589
Why not the mother first then the daughter next?
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>>2182599
>not using the daughter to win over the mother
See this is why Sombra's successful and you're not.
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>>2182599
Make it the other way around.
Make her watch and despair.
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>>2180280
D.Va is already 100% an Asuka reference. So there's no point.

Also, one of Pharah's skins is also an Eva reference.
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>>2182676
>implying
Gotta step up your /m/ game girl. Pharah's skins aren't Eva references
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>>2182440
>>2182464
I'd like them to show the father for drama fuel.
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>>2181906
uh oh looks like my glasses are smudged
oh wait
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>>2182367
Highly doubt it'll be Pharmercy but at the very least maybe it's Sombra and the Tech Girl in Sombra's origin teaser.
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>>2182500
Because she's too much of a dyke stereotype, obviously. Why would you even need to ask that? This has been brought up in these threads a lot up until now.
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>>2182311
sex at the shooting range?

>>2182520
hoo boy i'm a terrible horse to bet on, but for you, i'll do my best to finish it. unfortunately it'll still probably take as long as the sombra ARG, just hopefully with less disappointment.
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>>2182815
Like Ana fingering Widow while she's trying to line up a shot or whatever accounts for a locker room sex?
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>>2182099
She uses it to mess with Katya, can't deny that, but it's also her thing. Otherwise it wouldn't be used in association with Sombra's character outside of the whole threatening Katya deal.
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>>2182203
>yet in the end there's unfortunately not much Ana/Widow content
C'mon, I thought it was obvious that there weren't as many actual Anamelie shippers in that whole debacle as there were people just taking the piss and provoking WTfags
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>>2182498
Thank you, the meaning of the comic comes through well, so don't worry about it!

>>2182829
I think they meant people who actually produce content not 4chan faggots arguing.
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>>2182861
>I think they meant people who actually produce content not 4chan faggots arguing.
The point was, Ana/Wima didn't catch on as much the WTfags feared it would judging by how poorly reacted in that one mess of a thread.
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>>2182676
>Also, one of Pharah's skins is also an Eva reference.
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>>2182861
Thank you but i'll try to get my grammar skill better.
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>>2182872
You said "shippers in that whole debacle" implying it would be up to participants of the debacle to produce content in the end.
Anyway it still wasn't really about Ana but how the thread suddenly gained 200 more people than normally and with that came the usual "no one is gay/your ships make no sense/you are delusional " discourse.

I actually thought it would be cute if more people did something with the whole inferiority complex Widow seems to have towards Ana or having them have a teacher/student relationship in fanon. True there is nothing really implying Ana taught Widow anything or that Widow even sniped before Talon, but there is also nothing implying Ana babysat teen McCree and I see fanart of them together all the time.
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>>2182894
Sombra is going to fuck the entire cast isn't she
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>>2182901
The entire female cast, you mean.
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>>2182907
No Sombra/Tracer yet though.
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>>2182912
Patience. There's no Sombra/Pharah, Sombra/Mei, Sombra/Mercy or Sombra/Ana yet either.
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Rare ship alert.
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>>2182926
Bet Widow can fuck like a guy.
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>>2182895
YES suck on those mommy titties
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>>2182697
That's some optimism right there. I'm expecting them to not reveal any lesbians any time soon and just reveal a gay dude or two.
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The writer of London Calling started a new Widowtracer fic with Vampire Widow if anyone is interested. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8445199
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>>2183005
>Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler
No thanks. She already has a bad track record to shove it in just for the sake of it.
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>Pharah is going to be revealed a lesbian but Mercy isn't
>Pharah has already a girlfriend too
Part of me wants it just to see the explosion on tumblr.
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>>2183015
>Implying this cesspool wouldn't immediately burst into flames as well

But seriously, that'd be hilarious. I'd laugh my ass off
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>>2183006
She's only written an overwatch fic, she literally can't have a track record yet.
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>>2183018
Strictly speaking, if she's only written one fic then whatever is in it serves as her track record until she publishes something that contradicts it
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>>2183017
Yeah but at the end of the day we'd just not care and probably invent NTR content with Pharah.
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>>2183015
I would actually pay money for this to happen because the shitfest would be so worth it.
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>>2183005
#After Battle in the Hollywood.

Hana: if i were 600 days older than now...!

Tracer: Haha, you're saying 600 days like a few days.

(*In California, you must be 21 or older to drink alcohol.)

Tracer:(wearing Doritos beg.) Hi Lucio. how's my new scarf? / Hana gave it to me.

Lucio: Oh, you shouldn't be drunk like that already.
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If you guys post korean comics. i'll try to translate them as soon as possible.
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>>2182367
>Multiple relationships
What are you even referring to? They said one character(s) is LGBT which is clearly to pander that demographic irl
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>>2183041
There are some left on the previous thread untranslated, like >>2168829 >>2171858 >>2170219 and >>2171845 if it's not too much trouble.
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>>2183050
Thank you. Enjoy my poor translation and awesome korean overwatch play in blizzcon!
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>>2183050
Pretty much all the comics in the previous thread are untranslated. The same goes for this thread.
So, >>2183041 anon, just go through the thread and do whichever ones you feel like it. Thanks.
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>>2183054
most of those files are missing. but i saved some of them.
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>>2183064
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>>2182884
Source? Google only gives random b&w doodles
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>>2183060
They're all on the archive.
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>>2183068
http://caldroid.tumblr.com/post/152784655284/theyre-dating
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>>2183073
Thanks sis <3
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>>2183064
>>2183065
>Slouching Widow
Why?
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>>2183047
They never said it was one character. And yesterday they confirmed it's multiple characters. Here's a more detailed quote.
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>>2183125
Shame it's not April 1st soon so that they can troll that Bastion and Torbjorn's turret are in love and both identify as male.
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>>2183097
Why not.
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>>2183125
He also didn't say it's gonna be an LGBT relationship that's gonna come up soon, since he also mentioned familial relationships so for all we know he means First Strike that is gonna be the bond between the strike team.

>It's a decision that we make when developing these characters early on
>Michael Chu
Great, that all but confirms Mercy is gonna be straight or he wouldn't ship her with Genji.
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>>2183125
I'm gonna assume the next short will feature Zarya based on her last moment appearance in the Sombra short and that she's got a big chance at being one of the LGBT characters. Most people think of her as a lesbian the moment they see her so Blizzard will be like "meh let's just roll with this and get it over with".
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>>2183129
One day I was browsing the PlayOverwatch Twitter and someone asked about whether Bastion is male or female and they answered that Bastion is genderless, so that ship sunk already

>>2183134
Well the question was explicitly about LGBT characters so it wouldnt make sense for him to reply about other kinds of relationships.

Honestly I wish this was never made into such a big issue. No matter what they do someone will be mad now. But then again its not their fault, it's always people on these Q&A panels that ask about this kind of stuff.
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>>2183138
I doubt that. Apart of a small tumblr minority people calling Zarya gay are usually the, let's just say, less open minded bunch, so if anything that's a reason to explicitly NOT make her gay.
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>>2183141
>But then again its not their fault, it's always people on these Q&A panels that ask about this kind of stuff.
Instead of actually asking interesting questions and not ask for a THIRD TIME if Pharah is a fucking amputee!
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>>2183143
>that's a reason to explicitly NOT make her gay.
I agree. But she's a safe bet anyway so chances are they might go with it.
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>>2183145
Yeah at least on last year's panel there were some interesting lore questions. I was hoping someone would ask about the Eyeluminatti Sombra encountered. They probably wouldn't say much but any hint would be nice.
But I did laugh about how last year someone asked about how Britain dealt with the Omnic Crisis and they got confused and said they don't know and this year someone asked the same question and they still had no answer. "We just don't know" pretty much sums up the coherency of their lore so far
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>>2183146

>>2182481
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>>2183154
>Blizzard
>not that dumb
Yeah right.
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>>2183150
Regarding the UK it sounded to me like they didn't want to reveal anything because they had something planned for the future. I mean, they did say that Britain was specially affected by the Omnic Crisis, and their mascot character is from there, so they must atleast have some idea of what they want to do with that.
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>>2183158
Well they clearly didn't last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0ZhSJiHKDo&feature=youtu.be&t=46m40s

In case it doesn't auto-skip the question was asked at 46:40.
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>>2183169
This year Chu said that maybe we'll see something about it in the future, nothing like last time. It's way more vague, so perhaps they finally have a plan.
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>>2182901
One of Sombra's abilities is hacking into pussy.

Here's the #1 proof Sombra likes to tap more than just keyboards.
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>>2183148
Source??
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>>2183223
C'mon, don't push your luck. Just go lurk through some tumbleh tags (like Symbra or Sombra x Symmetra etc.) it's not rocket science.
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>>2183246
Fuck you, you tumbleh twat
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For a Mexican Sombra is pretty fucking tall

>we'll never get official heights for the newer characters
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>>2183263
It's not just the newer characters. We don't even have official heights for D.Va or Mei either. Can't believe no one bothered to ask this at the Blizzcon Q&A.
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We need a new thread
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>>2183273
No yet, we don't, newfag. We're only on page 9 and at 188 images only.
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>>2183278
You old hag we already need a new fuckin' thread.
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>>2183273
>>2183282
Please oh please just lurk more
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The imgur hasn't updated with the comics from the previous thread, has it?
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>>2183321
Apparently not yet. But it's only a couple of them and Gallery Anon will get around to doing it. What's the rush?
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>>2183328
Just wondering if something happened to the gallery anon.
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>>2183314
>Excusez-moi I've been rotting here since day one you new fag.
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>>2183329
Obviously busy with his/her life. The bills ain't paying themselves. (Even if Overwatch-yuri is life lol.)
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>wanting canon sexual orientations
>the lulz when confirmed canon straight orientations cause a meltdown in /u/verwatch thread and ships get sunk
>As Overwatch expands on their lore, hetero couples get big screen time

why the fuck do you dumbasses want this shit? It's better if the Blizzard writing team just focuses on the nonromance part of the OW story.
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>>2183364
Nice generalizing anon, glad to see you figure all of us want that shit instead of a coherent timeline or expanding on lore.
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>>2183364
Some people just want to watch the thread burn~

Also it's nice to know what the official word is since you can work it into fics or write different premises.

>implying we'll give a fuck about canon sexuality on /u/ of all places

First day newfriend?
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>>2183367
>implying we'll give a fuck about canon sexuality on /u/ of all places
>First day newfriend?

>completely forgetting about the Ana release meltdown on /u/
>completely forgetting how anons lost their collective shit when Widow's new lines mentioned her ex-hubbo
>being this buttblasted that a straight girl is gonna be a straight girl

ayyy lmao
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>>2183370
>>completely forgetting about the Ana release meltdown on /u/
Not this maymay again; we've been over it plenty of times already
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>>2183370
That's what I was referring to by wanting to watch the thread burn, which was terribly amusing. After that little dust up we went right back to business as usual with Amaricest and a fair bit of WidowAna mixed with Grandma Ana approving/disproving of Pharmercy. It's all good anon-kun.
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>>2183370
>touts history
>doesn't remember it
Wew
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Putina is an omnic
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>>2183378
>trying to forget about how /u/ somehow keeps denying that 90% of people are straight so it's highly likely that the majority of the OW cast is going to be straight

Wew
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>>2183384
>Shifting focus
You could just say you misremembered the Ana reveal
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>>2183364
there wont be hetero couples
there also wont be homo couples.
there will be a panel in some comic with some character blushing or flirting with another character of the same sex. Or maybe a line in a short that comes off as gay. Or a piece of backstory revealing how this or that had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Think realistically.
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>>2183384
Did you know that less than 50% of Generation Z identifies as straight.
OW takes place in 2076
Put two and two together
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>>2183394
did you also know that less than 50% of Generation Z no longer identifies as cis and now identifies as genderfluid demiboy special snowflakes?

please go back to tumblr
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>>2183390
nope. I clearly remembered and /u/ surprised me for being so serious about canon sexualities when people ship random shit all the time, it was basically tumblr.
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>>2183397
the entire world will be "tumblr" soon, sorry
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>>2183398
So yeah you misremember since you believe it was the entire thread
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>>2183391
>cue everyone arguing whether or not x character is gay because they winked at someone of the same sex or called them "honey/babe"

that's also cancer
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>>2183404
naw, if the archives still contains that hot garbage, then you can see for yourself how retarded everyone was.
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>>2183405
I think it will be the same as them making Symmetra autistic.
If people start fighting over it they will just confirm it on Twitter or something.
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>>2183405
I'd say it would have to be more explicit than "honey/babe" since some characters already do that.
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>>2183400
lol, tell that to Sweden
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>>2183405
>>2183409
Like Widowmaker calling Tracer cherie on the Alive short? And her seducing Mercy lol.

>Fucking "honey/babe" you are cancer
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>>2180954
>maybe Im blind but I dont see any dicks

>completely ignoring semen

i hate futacucks
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>>2183417
Futa is awesome but yeah belongs to another board.
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>>2183417
No, I don't like futa, but it could be vaginal fluids
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>>2183424
Can be piss since how the hell can you squirt all that?...
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>>2183424
It's tagged as futa first of all. And vaginal fuilds don't exactly work like that.
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>>2183425
>>2183424

>piss and vaginal fluids are a clear white color

holy shit, get your eyes checked, and maybe get to a fucking doctor about your fluids if you think it being a white color is a normal occurence
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Jesus fuck, the solution is simple. Report it if it's futa. How is this a problem?
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lmao
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>>2183439
ebin
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>>2183436
i did but it hasn't been deleted in two or three days.
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>>2183367
>Some people just want to watch the thread burn~

yeah, sorry. i like it when we fight
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>>2183496
You kinky bastard.
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>>2183259
source?
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>>2183500
Guilty.
I like a little pain with my pleasure
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>>2182912
Here you go
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>>2183321
>>2183329
Gallery Anon here. Yeah, my bad, I've been busy and I forgot to add the most recent typests to the imgur gallery but it's all good now; the albums are up to date.
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>>2180647
DEAR MODS

PLEASE FUCKING DELETE FUTA GARBAGE OFF OF /u/

I KNOW YOU CLEAN UP FOR FREE, BUT THIS JOB ISN'T HARD AND YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT

THANKS
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>>2183801
Dear anon,

We have much better things to do with our time than delete an image that doesn't even show a dick. Please stop being such a spergasaurus.

Regards,
Your Friendly 4chan Moderator Team
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>>2183813
>completely ignoring the semen

wow, mods are trannies who love cock and cum.

confirmed.
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mods don't even like yuri. Just futa. how eye opening
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>>2183818
Dear 12.167.223.43:

While we appreciate your interest in our sexual preferences, we would like to remind you that as a rule we discourage insults towards Moderator staff. We understand you're upset due to the highly exacting standards you have imposed upon our /u/ board, but we think it would be better for all concerned if you found something else to get ridiculously anal over.

Regards,
Your Friendly 4chan Moderator Team
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>>2183831
how do i sign up and do your job for you? Since you obviously enjoy semen.
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Let's migrate to a new thread and forget the horror here

>>2183844
>>2183844
>>2183844
>>2183844
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