Alright, guys. I need help. How do I become the cute and adorable

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>>1991342
Just be yourself, sister.

Also, where is that picture from?

>>1991342
This belongs on /lgbt/.

>>1991357
Stretch by Prism author

>>1991362
It's a yuri trope, Mr. Nofun Kneejerk Reaction.

Don't emulate Ran. Keiko dumped her.

>>1991342

Another one of these contentless blog threads?

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>>1991342
Actually don't remove it completely. Just make it a little bit crooked.

>>1991379
Most of /u/ is countless blogging.

>I will post my otp
>The otp is their life

When you make the comparison it's a blog.

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>>1991342
Nigga you can't rehash the joke. We already did the "girl looking for an onee-sama" one. Do something like "princess looking to attract cool princely tomboy on the track team/kyuudo/fencing/kendo/judo team" or "emotionally needy loli that wants to grow up to surprise her onee-san that she moved away from by becoming tall, glamorous and outgoing"

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>>1991416
I'm sorry, I'm relatively new to /u, so I wasn't aware of that

>>1991416
>4chan
>you can't rehash the joke
Ha ha

>>1991342
is this going to be a general now

>>1991445
Like I said, I'm new, what exactly does that mean?

>>1991432
>>1991453
Then lurk more.

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>>1991453
>>1991432
>>1991342

>>1991455
>filename
You can't rape the (secretly) willing.

>>1991342
you need to have a vagina

>>1991455
That's why I was asking?

>>1991478
Don't worry about it, anon.
Hang around and you'll get the hang of it soon enough. Just post lesbians, I don't fully understand what the problem is either. It's not like /u/ is super active.

>>1991478
Lurk moar and stop starting threads that have nothing to discuss besides circlejerking other posters.

>>1991478
If you're so wet behind the ears, sit down and observe quietly for six months.

>>1991484
I don't think you know what circlejerking means.

>>1991362
>>1991379
>>1991445
>>1991484

What's the fucking deal with all these shitposts? OP did nothing wrong.

>>1991812
Please, care to develop on why this is a shit thread. We have threads like this all the time, and they're pretty good. Unless you mean to say that threads like this are all shit - which means, onee-san, that you don't belong in here.

>>1991812
That's because you're shitting on it. Leave this thread alone will ya?

>>1991362
I gotta sympathize with OP, /lgbt/ is pure cancer and degeneracy, trannies and dicks everywhere, the only soso thread in there is /lesgen/.

>>1991838
Are you projecting?

>>1991846
No, it's just your obsession with newness, and your obliviousness to the fact that you're the shitposter in this thread maks me think that you're trying to hide something.

>>1991838
You forgot to explain why you think this thread is shit again.

>>1991838
>15ers been here since the first lily poked it's head out of the oppressive darkness after the meteor killed off the dinoarchy.
These threads have been up for a long time and they're fun to have.
OP might be a newfag but they're behaving themselves unlike you.

>>1991342
>Alright, guys. I need help. How do I become the cute and adorable and spunky kohai that all the upperclassmen love?
Why would a guy want to know that?
Isn't this more likely /y/ material than /u/?

Seriously posting, a girl would never make such thread here asking that and instead used a proper board meant for that like /lgbt/ where you as younger girl wanted to be admired by older ones would get a proper response there.

Plus this is so much off-topic to any kind of yuri discussion as it can get.

>>1991893
How could so many idiots in this thread not realize that it's a rhetorical question?

>>1991897
You do realize you're replying to someone to whom English is obviously not a first language, and as such, probably doesn't quite "get" the OP post?

Goodness gracious, why did some people take OP's question so seriously? isn't this just another thread like this one >>1825551 ?

>>1991900
Ahogirls are moe in a way too I suppose.

>>1991898
Different anon here, that's bullshit because English isn't my first language and I still "get" OP's post.

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This thread is not cute at all.

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I'm sorry I caused so much trouble here

>>1991897
So why such thread is created then?
Attention whoring?

>>1991940
I'm sorry, I just wanted to know how to be the ultimate kohai, I didn't mean to be an attention whore at all

>>1991940
>Attention whoring
Like what you're doing right now?

>>1991941
Don't be sorry. That guy is just a troll trying to ruin your thread.

>all these shitflinging
Never change, /u/, never change.

>>1991900
Oh good, that one's not even at limit. Direct the newfag OP to that thread then.

>>1991956
It has a different topic.

>>1991961
>>1991964
Just leave if this thread triggered you this much. Or better yet, go back to whatever shitposting board you're from.

>>1991984
>just shitposting and low quality posting, baiting other anons woith it for no reason
But that's you. All of your posts are /v/-tier or worse. Hell, the only time I've seen a thread on /u/ being shitposted on so hard before is because of anticrack-kun. Are you trying to one-up him or something?

I remember when we could have fun threads about how to get imaginary lesbians to like imaginary lesbians.

>>1992002
Said the shitposter.

>>1991984
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt because you said earlier you didn't understand OP's post.

it wasn't serious. it's pretty much just an invitation for silly discussion of /u/ tropes and cliches. they don't actually want life advice on how to make their suteki senpais hang out with them.

hopefully you will understand and become a great oneechan soon.

>>1992014
That sounds suspiciously close like fun, which as you well know is not allowed.

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>>1992015

>>1992014
I mean, I don't know if you're right or wrong, but why do you assume that anon is the same one who asked the Why do you wanna know question.

Are you projecting?

>>1992018
Whoops. I guess I randomly assumed they were the same person. Just ignore that part.

I feel so bad for OP right now.

>>1991386
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED SO SLOVENLY!

>>1992027
Why, because he made a silly thread AND said he's new? Wouldn't have gone this bad if it were only one of those things.

Now we have a bunch of kids reporting each other for stupid shit.

>>1992056
>she

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I think the real question is how to become a soulless, fun hating, catholic priest.
I'd like to learn from the people in this thread but just observing their behavior is only leading me to more questions.

>>1993087
>soulless, fun hating, catholic priest
mix up going to sunday school and just being around people, and it'll happen on its own.

>>1993087
>catholics
>not gays
Has Maria-sama not taught you anything?

>>1991342
What happened to that onee-sama thread?

>>2009991
It's still alive I think, but on its last posts.

>>2009991

Do you not know how to use the catalog or just desperately wanted to bump this

>>1993079
What are you doing here? It's a girls-only board.

>>1991342
Op, post more lesbians and all will be fine.

>>1993214
don't forget >>>/tg/

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>>1991416
>emotionally needy loli that wants to grow up to surprise her onee-san that she moved away from by becoming tall, glamorous and outgoing

>>2020772
Is grown up loli still needy?